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  • @daniel-bkk
    @daniel-bkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3277

    Second customer in the shop deserves a trophy for his patience!

    • @1ds2ds3ds
      @1ds2ds3ds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      He honestly just deserves a "at a boy" because he is a normal citizen. All normal citizens would most likely stand there and let the man settle his business.

    • @modtwentyeight
      @modtwentyeight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I think he was having a good time watching the action.

    • @NicCageForPresident2024
      @NicCageForPresident2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Little did anybody know he was stealing things while they were busy with her

    • @KnuckleBuster
      @KnuckleBuster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @SuperAwesome19
      @SuperAwesome19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he was so cute he was encouraging him to go get them lol

  • @SoloBroBro
    @SoloBroBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    She's so used to stealing that she thought she had her thief jacket on with the thief pockets she kept reaching for.

  • @CdBawkins
    @CdBawkins ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I’ve never wanted a car to not startup more than this moment lol.

    • @alexcortez3357
      @alexcortez3357 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the lt1 is a pile of shit. had one before

    • @CdBawkins
      @CdBawkins ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexcortez3357 😂😂😂

  • @ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH
    @ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    I love how her boyfriend/fellow tweaker didn't even bat an eye when you called her a lying piece of shit. This must happen to them all the time.

    • @legomanshorts252
      @legomanshorts252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      a normal response would be violence but he knows the clerk is right so hes just avoiding another charge lmao

    • @johnlooney2319
      @johnlooney2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Somewhere Bonnie and Clyde are turning over in their grave.

    • @briansharp4388
      @briansharp4388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He knows what they are

    • @bw3903
      @bw3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Used to his scumbag girlfriend stealing,junkies.

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Probably told her what to take

  • @AussieTVMusic
    @AussieTVMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    You'd have a better chance robbing a bank than stealing a mars bar from this Servo.

    • @jamesjameson4566
      @jamesjameson4566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Have a listen to the crazy kiwi Glen short, best servo in the world mate

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or fav trip

    • @SlymeCookies88
      @SlymeCookies88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @khunopie9159
      @khunopie9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fair dinkum mate!
      Nobody nicks from this servo I reckon!
      Good on ya mate!

    • @romeolajh1602
      @romeolajh1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe bank in African countries only

  • @benjaminhowell4427
    @benjaminhowell4427 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Having worked at a gast station on a solo shift, it's definitely a skill to be able to catch a thief and help ppl at the same time. 😂

    • @cheesebutter8950
      @cheesebutter8950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah

    • @gravyd316
      @gravyd316 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Apparently it's also a skill to spell a three letter word. 😂

    • @rockrollangel1972
      @rockrollangel1972 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when I worked 3rd shift the doors was locked and there was a place outside they would have to go to so they can pay for gas etc. kept us safe as it was one person over night

    • @battleborn8658
      @battleborn8658 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gravyd316 💀💀💀

  • @originalotrex
    @originalotrex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2208

    You've totally ruined her high. Thanks alot, Buzzkill!

  • @djb126
    @djb126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    The cut at 5:12 to back inside the store was brilliant lmfao. Just adding a couple cookies to his purchase and then wiping his shirt lmfao I love it

    • @electrickrypt
      @electrickrypt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the music was perfect 🥰

    • @Sasquatch10
      @Sasquatch10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spielberg could learn a trick.

    • @Howard007
      @Howard007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      go get em

    • @xCoffeeNWeedx
      @xCoffeeNWeedx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the cookies were lookin damn good lol

    • @renegade44040
      @renegade44040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I caught that too! The customer just couldn't resist the cookies.
      those cookies were calling his name.

  • @jpmcnown1
    @jpmcnown1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I'm terrible with confrontations. Props to you sir, makes for some inspiring content.

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle6027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    This probably wasn't even the most exciting thing that happened to them that day. Meth addicts live crazy lives y'all.

    • @posheditor
      @posheditor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @calculator1841
      @calculator1841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sometimes. Half the time it's just them hallucinating and making things crazier than they are.

  • @tooldaniellateralus9298
    @tooldaniellateralus9298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    No drugs were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @blacktion-blackplusactione2141
    @blacktion-blackplusactione2141 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Full disclosure: I only watch because I love the fast forward sound.

  • @BeefyWillyWigler
    @BeefyWillyWigler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I love the old guy just casually waiting for the cashier to comeback u can tell he a good paying customers

    • @fonv666
      @fonv666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For real I started dying laughing when he was saying go get her

    • @emello4you
      @emello4you ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Old man river was waiting his whole life for this moment

    • @maranathaacts1327
      @maranathaacts1327 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emello4you 🤣 Not old man river!

  • @FreeGerm
    @FreeGerm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I have never shoplifted a thing in my life. But I can’t help but do the thief nose scratch and look up at the counter when I go into a gas station after watching so many of these videos.

    • @ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P
      @ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't believe that there are many people that can be honest when they say they never shoplifted/stole anything in their whole life. You mean when you was a kid with your buddies you never took a piece of gum , candy, football card or anything?

    • @BeardOfLiberty
      @BeardOfLiberty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P Yes. I can say that I have never shoplifted because I have good parents.

    • @raterus
      @raterus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'd love to visit here, do everything thieves do very conspicuously, put some stuff in my pocket, then go to the register and pay for it all.

    • @cody39yrs
      @cody39yrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I even say when I walk in. "Look up at the counter see check the cashier " LOL

    • @ChrisKoraltan
      @ChrisKoraltan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P I never shoplifted

  • @bklynboyeny
    @bklynboyeny ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love 😍 that classic look of
    “Wasn’t Me” bewilderment on her face.

  • @JohnDoe-ld8nr
    @JohnDoe-ld8nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The most surprising thing about this video is the fact that both headlights are working. That definitely looks like a couple whose car only ever has 1 headlight on.

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahaha I had thet exact dame thought when they both flipped up. One was a little slower though, give em a week.

    • @60gator
      @60gator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's one window lit in the whole damn building 😂

    • @MahlonEdwards
      @MahlonEdwards 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @scottrichards7788
    @scottrichards7788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The fuzzy dice on the rear view mirror completes the ensemble perfectly.

  • @Dylanmehalcik
    @Dylanmehalcik ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The sound effects of the Pontiac pulling up 😂😂

  • @Latrelant
    @Latrelant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Meth is a hell of a drug

    • @BuffaloNickel9
      @BuffaloNickel9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shoplifting is -methed- messed up

    • @largelarry2126
      @largelarry2126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They will quit sooner or later, they all do.

  • @mayorebfarnum8114
    @mayorebfarnum8114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    shout out to the elderly customer who patiently waited on this man as he confronted the thief. I dont think our society does enough to show appreciation of ppl who are patient, i see you sir, and thank you for being patient.

    • @josephstarnes8747
      @josephstarnes8747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @johnsampson6387 I kept hoping the camera would show him stuffing his pockets while he was alone in the store! :))

    • @phillhuddleston9445
      @phillhuddleston9445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Older but not elderly.

  • @evilnineteen
    @evilnineteen ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how you give them that false sense of security by telling them have a good day and whatnot. 😂

  • @radbrad1991
    @radbrad1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Man, you have the biggest balls to confront these thieves like this. Some of them are so sorry they don't have anything to lose and will probably end up shooting you sooner or later. I hope that never happens though, I love watching these videos.

    • @SalisburySnake
      @SalisburySnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Obviously he lived if he uploaded the vid, but this pair was making me really concerned.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SalisburySnake Meth is a helluva drug.

    • @riley2521
      @riley2521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He only confronts weak looking thieves and call the cops instantly on other ones he know are to dangerous

    • @Lyricaldeamin
      @Lyricaldeamin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@riley2521 Yeah but any idiot will tell you you can’t judge a book by its cover

    • @malik_w
      @malik_w 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riley2521 You dont think weak looking adults dont know they look weak?
      I wouldnt walk up on 2 crackheads like that..

  • @toupac3195
    @toupac3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I shoplifted once in 1992. Fortunately I learned humility was a great lesson in life. Oh my.

    • @CrustyNightSock
      @CrustyNightSock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Perry Caravello blew Randy Callahan back on June 26, 1992. Were you there?

    • @ZaOnly420
      @ZaOnly420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My buddy got caught in 06 stealing condoms I was with him , they let me go cause I didn't do anything but just from that situation makes me not ever want to steal 😂

    • @glitterena
      @glitterena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Once a thief, always a thief.

    • @alecamal
      @alecamal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glitterena Once a condescending asshole, always a condescending asshole. Jerk.

    • @TRICERACOP1
      @TRICERACOP1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@glitterena 100% not true but ok
      Some people do learn life lessons

  • @AydenC77
    @AydenC77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    My family used to own a gas station for 12 years we sold it last year but we would deal with people like that all the time it was so annoying but it was so funny to watch them think they can get away your videos explaining exactly how we would confront them about stealing

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you wait to call police and then call them names? I thought he could have handled it much better. Just call police, tell them to stay put, and wait right there.

    • @notaseamonkey
      @notaseamonkey ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VioletJoyso thieves are going to chill and wait patiently for the police to arrive? 😂

  • @carsilk2492
    @carsilk2492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Dude you're so ruthless when you confront them and I love it.

    • @mototrials582
      @mototrials582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2023 is accountability time! Definitely handled her perfectly. Btw,being unwilling to believe a lie,is not ruthless. Job well done!

    • @perryrush6563
      @perryrush6563 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope his t-shirts are made of Kevlar

    • @donmcron3334
      @donmcron3334 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised he's never gotten attacked honestly.

  • @SlaterGator
    @SlaterGator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    That Pontiac left a nice puddle of oil on the ground lmao, injector cleaner aint gonna fix that Methany.

    • @cgh7337
      @cgh7337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No joke. Should've been looking for motor oil.

    • @4862cjc
      @4862cjc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cgh7337 Or some Marvel’s Mystery Oil!

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Not 1 crackpipe was harmed during this situation.

  • @molester5917
    @molester5917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    What a lovely, classy couple.

  • @bubbak435
    @bubbak435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    this guy's the best announcer ever.... he's got our full attention.. and it's all good.

    • @mikeygaming20
      @mikeygaming20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's goofy asf

    • @kefkarothsephka7708
      @kefkarothsephka7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SHE GONE!!!

    • @poncho828
      @poncho828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's cringey.

    • @nyla298
      @nyla298 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's annoying , I try to ignore his commentary

    • @nyla298
      @nyla298 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kefkarothsephka7708dumb

  • @scmcarp
    @scmcarp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Buddy I fell asleep with you tube and woke up to you mimicking fast forward love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MaesterZenik
    @MaesterZenik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I’m so excited that there are still videos at your gas station. You would think that people would know by now that you have millions of subscribers for catching people stealing, AT THIS EXACT GAS STATION. Society might be dying, but my entertainment is thriving!!!!! Keep up the good work dude.

  • @Legohaiden
    @Legohaiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I stole a 5 cent candy from the penny candy store when i was a kid. It was my favorite little corner store, and the old man who ran it was a super nice guy. My father found out pretty quickly that i stole a candy, because being the dumb kid i was, i decided to eat it in the car. My father drove us Back to the store, made me walk in and tell the old man i stole it. He looked sad, asked me why I did it. Then after collecting payment from my Father, told me That i was no longer allowed in the store. Ill never forget the shame and guilt i felt all the way home and every time we passed that store i was no longer allowed in. Ive... never.. to this day, and im 40 now... stolen another item in my life.

    • @sixten8493
      @sixten8493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This vendor seems very short-sighted and naive - he's most likely passed away by now. Try again.

    • @ashl3046
      @ashl3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vintage parenting at its finest!

    • @ukan.536
      @ukan.536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harsh, but a good lesson learned.

    • @donutdan1508
      @donutdan1508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was a textbook approach when I was growing up. It worked to because I've talked to many people who had a similar story and it put a stop to that bullshit right quick.
      ✌🍩

    • @212days
      @212days 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Interesting story. "No longer allowed in the store." Ouch!

  • @ancientalien5752
    @ancientalien5752 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that poor pontiac will never see a rebuild.

  • @kelsjohn3679
    @kelsjohn3679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    By far one of your best videos. The berating kills me every time. Gem of a customer too.

  • @rukitomikutochi8764
    @rukitomikutochi8764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    5:27
    I love how when people are caught they freeze up like a Computer.
    "Criminal has Stopped Responding"
    She was definitely on drugs too.

  • @Imnotyourdoormat
    @Imnotyourdoormat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You're too old to be stealing".....hahahaha lmao

  • @randygravel2057
    @randygravel2057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The only place in America where thieves are held responsible. Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

    • @ChrissyRizzo
      @ChrissyRizzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t bet on it…..police won’t come for petty theft anymore

    • @daminox
      @daminox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They were held responsible? Says who? Looks to me like they drove off with everything they stole.
      Or are you all under the impression that these bums care about being shamed in a youtube video?
      It would be nice if the guy actually called the cops like he said he would.

    • @XxXDestroyer
      @XxXDestroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What do you mean? Most of them get away just like they did lol. And that's usually what happens everywhere, since most people don't feel it's worth the time to involve Police over stolen candy bars.

    • @wesleywlee
      @wesleywlee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’ve never stolen from my house

    • @ianwilkinson5069
      @ianwilkinson5069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they have a license plate number, they will be getting a knock on there door within a week.

  • @Itzbo01
    @Itzbo01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Gotta love the best customer! Man waited very patiently and didn't complain once

    • @t.nkerbelle
      @t.nkerbelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The customer is everyone's favorite regular.

  • @heyitsmorgan1097
    @heyitsmorgan1097 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    does it not annoy anyone else that they never get in trouble??

    • @oscarmendoza4823
      @oscarmendoza4823 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being on the internet as moronic POS criminals is going to get care of some people sooner or later

    • @voltage731
      @voltage731 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ive had gas stations charge ppl for stealing candy bars, idk how theyre not able to get ppl in trouble. its kinda silly. The video evidence should be enough to charge them in a lot of cases, especially if theyre dumb enough to show their plate or buy something with a card

    • @diogo4800
      @diogo4800 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@voltage731 This is in the US. It's the liberal wild west over there

    • @kaylapounds1359
      @kaylapounds1359 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diogo4800 you realize liberals are all for prosecuting criminals, right? And by and large have the least amount of criminals in their party.

    • @stefanfenwick
      @stefanfenwick ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diogo4800 literally they ruined this country

  • @mackjr3815
    @mackjr3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    She threw that that thang in D before it even started 🤣

  • @mikesweet5848
    @mikesweet5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    One of the best parts about Gas Station Encounters is that he's secretly a car guy.

    • @8kray1
      @8kray1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most people i’ve met who like cars like gas stations lol. I work at a gas station and we get tons of car dewds that show off their cars. It’s also a fancy gas station tho.

  • @starsgold1066
    @starsgold1066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MAN I remeber watching you 4 years ago, and now you are almost at 2 MILLION subscribers!
    You always make my day ❤

  • @daandemeyer1708
    @daandemeyer1708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Show me where you put it down so I can give you an apology”
    This is perfect 😅

  • @Kim-Unearthed
    @Kim-Unearthed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    It's awful when you can look at a person and visibly see the addiction all over their face. I bet she was very pretty before the drugs took over 😔

    • @aerialenthusiast7435
      @aerialenthusiast7435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hopefully the Shame from this experience is a wake up call

    • @modtwentyeight
      @modtwentyeight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@aerialenthusiast7435 I seriously doubt it. They are not at the bottom just yet.

    • @songsthatarecatchy
      @songsthatarecatchy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@modtwentyeight she lives at the bottom. But is in complete denial.

    • @TheJudgeofLevelstm
      @TheJudgeofLevelstm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed.

    • @Bob-yg7ry
      @Bob-yg7ry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I've seen pics of before and after drug addicts who kicked their habit and it's shocking. Such a shame how drugs sap the life and looks of some people.

  • @DOMINICYT22
    @DOMINICYT22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have the pleasure of going here every morning best gas station in America always has everything

  • @Lousasshol
    @Lousasshol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Can literally see his mind change to “ it’s go time “ 🥊 😂

  • @albertlanger2339
    @albertlanger2339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    In the 'mid-80s (before cameras), as a part-time job I worked at a 7/11 type store (FoodPlus) with 2 pumps - on my own. It was more strenuous mentally than my 8-hour job. I think back and just know there was a lot of theft under my watch. It would have been cheaper if another employee was employed to purvey the store. The business went bankrupt.

  • @Mysucculentchinesemeal
    @Mysucculentchinesemeal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can’t believe people try to steal from this gas stations still. It’s like the new version of the wall of shame they had at my old job. Anytime someone got caught their picture went right if the wall with all the warrants listed that the shoplifters had. It’s was crazy, some of them were mugshots from the internet next to a screen capture of the act.

  • @SlymeCookies88
    @SlymeCookies88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is the only channel on TH-cam that I sincerely get stoked for when I see a new video!
    Also. M&Ms have a hard candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that...

    • @LukeL007
      @LukeL007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Waiting for a Tommy Boy reference.

  • @Clare.1985
    @Clare.1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The best insult to injury I've ever seen. "You're way to old to be stealing." She's going home to throw all her make up away and cry herself to sleep eating peanut m&m's , washing it down with fuel system cleaner. 😂

  • @LoLoLifeinFlorida
    @LoLoLifeinFlorida 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My husband and I randomly found your channel cannot stop watching it's so funny!!! I was in a gas station the other day and just busted out laughing thinking about the stuff you post 😂

  • @noemigarcia1999
    @noemigarcia1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This one was funny lol. Shoutout to the guy who was so patient! Hope your brother is doing okay Brandon! Happy new year! ☺️

  • @kellykristinenorton-sanche1001
    @kellykristinenorton-sanche1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Pontiac engine really purrs! 😂 I absolutely LIVE for your sound effects!

  • @rosahairsalon
    @rosahairsalon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This clerk is amazing, expert in multitasking a difficult job.

  • @Dr.Acula76
    @Dr.Acula76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Multitasking like a boss and complimenting yourself on it. 🐐

    • @Dr.Acula76
      @Dr.Acula76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who, the regular that told him to go get her? He wasn't ready yet anyway. He helped 2 customers while catching her. Did you expect him to help the customer while busting her outside?

    • @Dr.Acula76
      @Dr.Acula76 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jasonvoorhees5640 Nope. Either you didn't read my comment or you don't know what that means

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I don't want to take anything away from the severity of the alleged crime, and the importance of the message, but I have to say, that Fuel-System cleaner sounded like it worked a MIRACLE!
    Best wishes to you. I applaud your efforts. 🇬🇧🏆🇺🇲

    • @rch5991
      @rch5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      definitely a Chevy moment. I used to be so broke yet still run that in my truck lol

    • @vontwinks_too6274
      @vontwinks_too6274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @belle9438
    @belle9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After watching several of your video's back to back, I've learned one important lesson. Always sanitize the wrappers before opening. 🤢🤢

  • @Jimmy_Watt
    @Jimmy_Watt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man, you must have been in a mood that day. You went harder than normal. Great work.

  • @HughesEnterprises
    @HughesEnterprises 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    That car just screams “I’m a dirtbag crack addict”

    • @R_C420
      @R_C420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh you noticed the Ohio tags too 🤓

    • @woah.one89
      @woah.one89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      meth* addict

    • @mike93eh
      @mike93eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean meth

    • @inertiaspinner555
      @inertiaspinner555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@R_C420Hall of Fame comment 👌🏼

    • @greenbackz
      @greenbackz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      meth

  • @Larremorechiropractic
    @Larremorechiropractic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That poor Firebird. 😆

  • @TheInsaneShecklador
    @TheInsaneShecklador 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Award worthy cinematography on this one.

  • @StaggerjAGGER
    @StaggerjAGGER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Imagine you are sleeping and you just hear outside your window "And he's gonna look up at the counter!"

    • @Sybil_Detard
      @Sybil_Detard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be extremely weird and very dangerous for all concerned. I live in the country.

    • @FatherAxeKeeper
      @FatherAxeKeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sybil_Detard she gone!!

  • @ElementWTF
    @ElementWTF ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is the best show in existence . thank you for the all the years of good content ❤

  • @brianmyers8350
    @brianmyers8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Both our family cars were stolen recently. Nightmare. I can't abide thieving. If those folks in the video go to sell their car they'll refer to that bottle of engine cleaner as "recent maintenence at a dealership". I appreciate your videos, happy new year!

    • @greaniebeaniez3070
      @greaniebeaniez3070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      By the age of the car and irs condition I wouldn't be surprised if it'll be scrapped before its sold ever again

  • @tonyg490
    @tonyg490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Kill Tony reference was so unexpected. You should sign up one day. Youre pretty funny and I'd bet you'd well.

  • @coreymills444
    @coreymills444 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your fast forward and rewind noises are my favorite part😂

  • @MrWaifuTaker
    @MrWaifuTaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love it when they try to weasel their way out of getting caught after being confronted. It's like a spiritual successor to TCAP.

    • @dustinmcanal
      @dustinmcanal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wasn't gonna do nothing bad sir.

    • @mr.thunder1219
      @mr.thunder1219 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@jasonvoorhees5640to catch a predator

  • @Digitalgems9000
    @Digitalgems9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    finally a video that represents this channel's name, and no favtrip bs.

    • @weniard
      @weniard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes I hate these collaborations.
      Pure GSE is the best

    • @Digitalgems9000
      @Digitalgems9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@weniard yep! why i originally subscribed back then because i love the encounter part haha

    • @--_DJ_--
      @--_DJ_-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@weniard I don't hate them, but the real thing is always better.

  • @Zultzify
    @Zultzify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "cant listen to kill tony and confront a shop lifter at the same time" you are a LEGEND

  • @erikhicks07
    @erikhicks07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who needs a pocket when you have a birds nest on your head?

  • @Heeem13
    @Heeem13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think you found Aubrey Plaza’s drunk doppelgänger 😂😂

  • @ericgale1996
    @ericgale1996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these videos even more now that I'm a cashier. Just caught 2 thieves the other night.

  • @matthewc6134
    @matthewc6134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I would love to see the reaction to a thief being called a thiefappotamus

  • @youthought878
    @youthought878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If you lined 10 people up side by side I could 100% point out the gas station looter bc of my amount of time invested into these vids 🤣

  • @Flatearth69
    @Flatearth69 ปีที่แล้ว

    man the accents and sound effects u make are just what makes this sooo hilarious the noises u make are hilarious man and also kill tony is really great the best thing ever thanks for my freedom / your service

  • @margolane3361
    @margolane3361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Definitely NOT a drug user

  • @hoonaignachowaneha
    @hoonaignachowaneha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That poor old man had to wait for stupid thieves. Hope he enjoys his legally purchased cookies though.

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not only did she steal fuel system cleaner and candy she also stole that man's time!

  • @Lower985
    @Lower985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Such a supporting boy friend to let a stranger call his woman a pos. He was prolly like…yeahhhh!

    • @glcmranger421
      @glcmranger421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was his drug supplier. She makes a good $2,000 a night on the streets…just like they all claim.

  • @theoracleofphoenix
    @theoracleofphoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the customer inside “go get her” 😂

  • @brandonaceituno1756
    @brandonaceituno1756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Ima just look at the engine in confusion for 5 min”😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @billymettlen219
    @billymettlen219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I wonder if any of the thieves ever turned themselves in to the local authorities?

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No lol

    • @Unknown_Ooh
      @Unknown_Ooh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The police would send them away unless there was an open and active warrant for arrest. A police officer needs to witness the crime themselves or apply for an arrest warrant.

    • @sa-amirel-hayeed699
      @sa-amirel-hayeed699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Unknown_Ooh that's not true lol it's like saying the cops need to witness a murder to arrest someone, the guy at the counter has cameras, they just have to see the proof which is the footage

    • @ModelLights
      @ModelLights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Unknown_Ooh 'The police would send them away unless there was an open and active warrant for arrest.'
      You should try this sometime. Go to your local police station, and let them know you stole something. You'll be fine clearly like you say, since it didn't really happen and they didn't witness anything..

  • @XRROW_
    @XRROW_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was really hoping that engine wouldn't turn over. That would have been priceless

    • @BuffaloNickel9
      @BuffaloNickel9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      100 bucks they would have left on foot

  • @TyniRikk
    @TyniRikk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That dude is so whipped lmaoooooo

  • @sirissac234
    @sirissac234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    She had to steal automotive items and candy because you didn't have what she was really looking for, her youth...

  • @Saber_Lover
    @Saber_Lover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love how only one headlight went down when he turned the engine off.

  • @fishinnotcatchin
    @fishinnotcatchin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Off-duty Santa Clause is a good dude.
    "Well go get her!"
    *patiently waits*
    I love him.

  • @BobQKazoo
    @BobQKazoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:11 Nothing makes me smile more than to hear someone else agree that Take 5 is the best candy bar in history.

  • @bobthomas8342
    @bobthomas8342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm curious...Has there ever been anyone who has concealed a bunch of stuff, but produced everything and paid for it when they got to the counter?

    • @jakeR1954rr
      @jakeR1954rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      About once a week or two I go to Safeway on my motorcycle with the intent on buying canned dog food. I stuff the dog food in my motorcycle helmet and use it like a shopping basket. I buy said dog food every time. No baskets at a gas station, though.

    • @BRAVOROBINSON
      @BRAVOROBINSON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Pure Blood wow what a crazy life you must lead.

    • @CoasterDave
      @CoasterDave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Pure Blood living on the edge, respect 💪

    • @MySqueezingArm
      @MySqueezingArm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I was younger, yes. But now I'm smart enough to buy as much BS at the grocery store as possible instead of paying 3x as much at the gas station.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pure Bloodlol I've picked up a few tails just for using my phone in the store. Gotta love using the internet to find products in store 🤦‍♂️

  • @bkozak24
    @bkozak24 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that you were listening to Kill Tony Podcast on your AirPods makes me respect you guys even more! Great taste my friend.

  • @shark180
    @shark180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fun fact, GM's radiator stop leak tablets are made up of crushed almonds.

    • @donutdan1508
      @donutdan1508 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian man are you shittin me?

    • @assymcgee2835
      @assymcgee2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donutdan1508 I thinks it's whole almonds, shell and all. They are edible

    • @donutdan1508
      @donutdan1508 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@assymcgee2835 I always felt that my old Chevy was lacking....in the nuts department.
      ✌🍩

  • @davidbeaver21
    @davidbeaver21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I wonder why people don't act like they are on camera constantly or being watched.

  • @davidmccann3651
    @davidmccann3651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how you know you have a new video in the making but you don’t let interfere with you doing your job! You will own your own stores one day! You just on a whole different level 😎 bro

  • @chrispattee77
    @chrispattee77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Master at work 💪👍

  • @kandydavins
    @kandydavins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can only imagine how often these thieves get away with this elsewhere

  • @tsadkiel2008
    @tsadkiel2008 ปีที่แล้ว

    Commentary is golden! Thank you for the vids.

  • @daleigou943
    @daleigou943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the commentary!

  • @frankrulli261
    @frankrulli261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You really seriously need to have this as a show on TV! So talented you are brandon and I think the gas station encounters show would be perfect! I love this

  • @greenwave819
    @greenwave819 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That Trans Am deserves so much better

  • @CCeeDaG.O.A.T
    @CCeeDaG.O.A.T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I used to shop lift as an early teen (hung w the wrong crowd)... so glad I never got caught. it's so embarrassing. also glad I snapped out of that phase 🤣

  • @yellow.t4r
    @yellow.t4r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    GSE about to drop a big fat deuce