I love the small-talk questions they ask just to seem, like, aggressively normal. "Is it made here?" he asks, of the sandwich he has already decided to pay for.
Man I’ve been dealing with some really shit times in my life recently and seriously the comedic relief that I get from your videos and your commentary have really been help picking me up man! Thank you! You guys are amazing, keep it going!
@@mattydejoy2264 bruh I can’t even begin to imagine how upset the guy would be if something extremely value got stolen or something, like if he caught someone trying to break into his car. Oh man, the clerk would probably turn into the Incredible Hulk.
@@mattydejoy2264 no dude. Imagine running a business and people are ripping you off. Doesn't matter the value, thieves should be shamed and ridiculed. He's lucky that he's pulled this shit in America. In Afghanistan they would chop his hand off
I hope you called his boss! This exact same thing has happened at my gas station with both a tow truck driver and a Metro bus driver! Both were in uniform 🥋 and on the job whilst stealing! Unfortunately most employees trust people that are in their work uniforms and on the job. In Seattle at least, those people are the ones who steal the most.
This is the epic Gas Station Encounters video I’ve been waiting for! It’s memorable classic structure and Brandon’s novelty humor solidifies this as an excellent template for the show’s beloved style
@@PetrolHeadMotorsport bruh yeah :d sometimes I go with my family to the swap meet at 3am to get spots there so we go to the gas station and I always gotta get ramen because they don’t have any fresh sandwiches 😔😔
Yeah, I feel like usually if you can't see the entire store in one second, they probably have fountain drinks, but if you CAN see the entire store in one second because the store is tiny, you can very easily tell they don't have fountain drinks.
Agreed, all his videos make me laugh like a crazy person. And you know we've all wished this dude would narrate some of our lives. Brutal, brilliant, genius. I don't tend to ever hit like on other people's comments but yours is true
Did you actually think no one bought those sandwiches yet they kept preparing them every single day? It's just that the cooler sits in front of the cashier and they are too bulky to hide. And since this YT channel is all about thieves, it would be quite rare to catch a thief buying or stealing them. Other customers surely purchase them regularly.
@TrailerParkPirate I agree. He is probably stealing from the vehicles he tows. By not contacting his employer more unexpecting individules are being victomized by this POS.
I love how he goes instantly over the top calling the guy a piece of shit, a thief and an idiot. Over a cookie. Complete humiliation. Over a cookie he could have afforded to pay for. I wish this was Walmart policy instead of just telling them not to steal again.
Over the top??? Stealing is Stealing no matter the price, the size, nor what it is. That is called a THIEF = an IDIOT = a Liar Which also = a Piece of Shit
I love how you so amazingly cuss out every thief so hardcore man. Like any of them could fight you for how strong you come on but you dont care. I LOVE IT!!
Did you call his employer? Police won't do anything but employer might. However, it's a tow truck company so boss might be more of a thief than the driver...
Ever since I started watching these I’ve been a little grossed out by how many people touch all the various items on the shelves. Take that guy for instance, I wouldn’t want to eat the sandwich that he picked up and then put back in the display case, never mind the 2 tasty treats that he took into the men’s room. People are gross. 🤢
Uhhh, the sandwhichs and all items in the store are wrapped in plastic or some type of protection... I mean yeah, if he physically touched any part of my sandwhich I'd vomit. But cmon.
@@alec57 Yeah but why do these cretins have to pick up stuff and fuck with it? Are they learning some hidden truth about the sandwich that they can't see without pawing it? Haven't they ever seen a sandwich before?
Nailed him. I must say i'm increasingly scared/aware of the amount of theft that goes on these days. Good for you GSE for flagging it. Plus you are entertaining while you call out these people.
It makes my heart sing that you don't work for a company that forces you to treat thieves with dignity and respect. I've always found that to be an absurd position for any company to take. You get to say whatever the F you want, and you do. I love it.
you do know that almost every gas station has crime coverage and that this is purely an exaggerated reaction to appeal to the people with a "look how much better i am then this person" mentality
@@sidimightbe i wouldnt say normal cause normal is vague and hypocritical to my statement id say its about self assurance like i would never do that but its impossible to gain the perspective of another human being and the context and mentality that a certain person has in any given situation without heavy analysis its just dumb to judge something that has nothing to do with you
Gotta love that deer in the headlights look they give when they realise you've heard it all before and figure out you've seen their MO a thousand times already.
When people start getting all talkative and theatrical in convenience stores it means they're about to steal. In their mind they think that by making small talk and acting outgoing/extra it makes them appear normal but it's actually an immediate red flag for anyone that works at these stores.
I thought it was funny to hear Sheetz mentioned. I thought it was a pretty regional store mostly only in and around the mid east coast states. I live in western PA, if you get too far away people have never even heard of it.
I love how he says they have a quarter pound of meat like it’s some ungodly large amount. That’s 4 ounces, meaning like 2-3 slices depending on the meat. You can just make that yourself in a couple of minutes for cheaper.
This marks the first time in gas station encounters history someone bought a tasty sandwich with a quarter pound of meat in it
That was made fresh daily.
I noticed that too.
Remember when a dude stole 5? He only gave back 3 so he got away with 2 lol.
with 3 slices of cheese.
They bought some before
I think if that guy showed up to tow my car, I'd probably just push it.
Yeah he would probably steel something out of ur car cause thats what thieves do .
My first comment would be "Oh so you werent fired after stealing."
"Is the nice guy routine so we don't suspect you?" That cut the dude like a razor. Gas station psychologist.
He’s a freaking therapist…
Even though he was caught shoplifting, that comment is what fucked up his day.
It's sad people really sell these lies to good people. Acting as a good guy and being comfortable with it is real evil.
he fucking does videos with JCS next on all his videos
It aint that deep.
I love the small-talk questions they ask just to seem, like, aggressively normal. "Is it made here?" he asks, of the sandwich he has already decided to pay for.
I was surprised he didnt give him the made fresh daily with 3 slices of cheese routine...
@@A6Legit And a quarter pound of meat.
@@A6Legit And which one is his favorite.
It looks delicious!!!. Never in my life have I saw a good looking pre packaged gas station sandwich
Full of sodium, carbs, preservatives mmmmm
I’ve been eating one of those peanut butter pies every single day for the past week and I think about this man when I open the wrapper.
Nice
I didn’t know double decker fudge rounds existed till watching this shit 😂
@@Shiner0438my personal fave with a cup of coffee or hot coco
I'm wondering if the Post Office is missing one of their trucks.
🤣👌
nice... too funny
Ha!
Got em!
LOL!!!!
Post Office: I think thats our truck on your trailer
Green Chubs: huh whatre ya talkin about?
Someone should tell him those cream pies go straight to his hips.
I think it’s too late for that
Lol 😂
@@Joe-zd9xw About 12000 of those cookies too late....but hey, I bet he even paid for 3 or 4.
Bruh I'm screaming Miss Moneypenny!!!
What a name for an item. Creme Pie. When I see them in the grocery store, I point and ask the wife... how about a... tonight?
Was this sandwich made today? No, 5 years ago you're just the first person to ever buy one.
@@__1201 I guess in a way
C’mon, after just watching 4 1/2 videos EVERYONE should know those tasty sandwiches are made fresh daily. You defender of thieves🤣
Samwhiches are made daily (mon-fri excluding holidays) not always sold daily tend s to be what they mean by made daily!
Sir, The five year limit expired yesterday 🤣
lol
I died laughing when he filled up the soda with him😂
Yeah his sound effects are the funniest part!
haha same 😂
I give it to this guy. He has balls. You never know what kind of person might you are dealing with when you follow them outside…
Cuz he got the police on speed dial that's not balls sir
@@PeezyMadePillHow are the police going to help you over the phone?
I've never seen a more perfect depiction of the Tow Truck Driver archetype
🤣🤣🤣
Thinking his name is Lars but he goes by Larry.
I’m taking the stereotype further. Dog? Unneutered pitbull. Music? Death metal.
Is he the custom character in a Tow truck videogame?
The right placement of grease and everything
I get really excited when I see the cashier making their way out behind the customer ready to record.
Me too!! 😂
Store clerk: what's in your pocket?
Thief: (brain bubble) dessert.
You probably have issues
I always hope they get beat up
The best ones I swear
Me too!😂
This dude looks like he's a straight up mutant from an 80s action comedy.
I was actually thinking of a broken down ass Hulk Hogan
One of the mutants in Total Recall
honestly.. i believe this is a bald butch female
Nailed it!!!
Bee pop
Love the confrontation, right to the point. I would have called his boss anyway
He's got a thousand dollar's worth of tattoos but can't afford to buy his cookies.
He’s not just “playing” dumb, more like just plain dumb
Both
Amen
I've never met a smart tow truck driver.
Yep
he probably has exhaust fumes coming into his cab
Was almost like he was a fan, hitting up the icons - soda machine, duce, fresh sandwiches. Jackpot content.
lmao spot on
Could've gone a glance at the counter and a thief scratch
@@NCLIII There was a thief scratch after the big fat deuce
@@NCLIII beat me to it 😂
Why do u always mention taking a deuce?
Man I’ve been dealing with some really shit times in my life recently and seriously the comedic relief that I get from your videos and your commentary have really been help picking me up man! Thank you! You guys are amazing, keep it going!
Keep pushin brodie 🙏🏻
Me too man hope your doing better
Hope all is much better for you man! Keep pushing forward boss, without the bad times we wouldn’t fully appreciate the good times. Take care homie ✌️
u need tv to feel better?
Now that it's been a year has it gotten better?
The sound of the ice machine almost got me..😂😂😂
This needs to be a TV show on Vice or Comedy Central etc. Love these videos
Omg some one actually bought the tasty sandwich 🥪 and didn’t try to steal it!! Also… those drink noises made this video 1000x times better 🤣🤣
Hilarious 😂
Nice to see someone new actually thinking it’s the first time someone bought a sandwich
A whole half pound of fresh deli meats
@@audrey2562 This comment is better
Yo what's up Dustin? Holy Smackovich!
Those drink noises are on point 👌
Better than his duce noises
New sound effects were a pleasant surprise.
Fast forward sound is my favorite
@@-darrell omgg yess ur right
This comment section is cringe.
I love so much when you call them a POS. You’re a hero to good, honest people.
U love that so much? Damn, you are a weird kid.
Idk seemed a little excessive over a dollar
@@mattydejoy2264 bruh I can’t even begin to imagine how upset the guy would be if something extremely value got stolen or something, like if he caught someone trying to break into his car. Oh man, the clerk would probably turn into the Incredible Hulk.
@@mattydejoy2264 What if it happened 100 times a day? Then what?
@@mattydejoy2264 no dude. Imagine running a business and people are ripping you off. Doesn't matter the value, thieves should be shamed and ridiculed. He's lucky that he's pulled this shit in America. In Afghanistan they would chop his hand off
Currently dopesick in bed and these videos are really helping me through my day
Omg I love when they hit you with the "I forgot" 💀 got so many people who did that shit
The outfit and bandana say “Insane Clown Posse’s” Fan Club President!
I'm rolling 🤣🤣
I hope you called his boss! This exact same thing has happened at my gas station with both a tow truck driver and a Metro bus driver! Both were in uniform 🥋 and on the job whilst stealing! Unfortunately most employees trust people that are in their work uniforms and on the job. In Seattle at least, those people are the ones who steal the most.
That warm fuzzy feeling when it cuts to the register and The Narrator is running the till.
When he verbally degrades the thief, an involuntary chuckle escapes my chest.
It looks like I just discovered my next channel to spend hours binge watching on 😁 I can only imagine the Walmart rejects these videos must contain.
“Are you an idiot?” 😂😂😂 I’m weakkkk he looked real shocked lmao
He knew he fucked up 😂💀
Every thief has that look when they get caught 😐
😂😂😂
reminds me of the famous quote- "How many butts am i gonna have to cut before you guys stop being dummies"
He responded with the ever so easy idiot look. Easy is as easy does. 🤣
I believe him when he says that woman's name is Patricia
Who knows? Probably a regular.
It's actually Pattimus Maximus
*PATRICIA*
I see a Karen.
or Karen!
I like it when they just straight up charge for the stuff in their pockets and see if buddy says anything.
The long pause between soda pours had me dying
The verbal light up at the end is funny.
This is the epic Gas Station Encounters video I’ve been waiting for! It’s memorable classic structure and Brandon’s novelty humor solidifies this as an excellent template for the show’s beloved style
Yes. It had almost everything. Thief scratch, big fat deuce, fresh made sandwich. Only missing - she gone
no she gone cuz he didn't get away lol
Yeah also Jackmerius Meridius Maximus is absent for this episode
I've been to a lot of gas stations without fountain drinks. However they all had 1 thing in common, how obvious the lack of fountain drinks was. 😂
And a lack of made fresh daily sandwiches, with 1/4 pound of meat, and 3 slices of cheese?
Nah one guy bought a few and stole one a while back. .
@@PetrolHeadMotorsport bruh yeah :d sometimes I go with my family to the swap meet at 3am to get spots there so we go to the gas station and I always gotta get ramen because they don’t have any fresh sandwiches 😔😔
Yeah, I feel like usually if you can't see the entire store in one second, they probably have fountain drinks, but if you CAN see the entire store in one second because the store is tiny, you can very easily tell they don't have fountain drinks.
I'm not american, so I have never seen a gas station with fountain drinks.
Dude… quality sound effects. 10/10! 👍
Agreed, all his videos make me laugh like a crazy person. And you know we've all wished this dude would narrate some of our lives. Brutal, brilliant, genius. I don't tend to ever hit like on other people's comments but yours is true
Wonder how many takes he does to get it just right
You had me absolutely howling at him filling up his Pepsi drink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
idk why but i love you the way you say don’t play fucking dumb 😹
You can buy a fresh made daily, quarter pound of meat, with three slices of cheese sandwich & a fountain drink for $6.05?!? What a deal!
Damn near a steal.
Right 😂
With 2 free desserts!
My thoughts, exactly.
And drop a deuce on the house.
Buddy needed those cookies to stretch out that bright green shirt more to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a sphere.
LMAOOO
😂😂😂
Holy shit! Someone actually paid for one of those made fresh daily sandwiches! Too bad he was still a thief...
ALMOST WISH HE LET HIM THE LITTLE DEBBIE'S
Did you actually think no one bought those sandwiches yet they kept preparing them every single day? It's just that the cooler sits in front of the cashier and they are too bulky to hide. And since this YT channel is all about thieves, it would be quite rare to catch a thief buying or stealing them. Other customers surely purchase them regularly.
@@jamie.777 do you think there would be a video without a thief?
Do you even think?
wolf might have devoured the🚱🚯🚭🚳🚫⛔️🔞
Meanwhile the wolf ran🥛🍼🍯🍮🍭🍬🍫
Nothing like enjoying a tasty smokey treat while watching GSE vids
The silence and then the “psh psh” for the last two pumps he did of Pepsi had me fucking dying😂😂😂
He's got that confrontation game on lock lol. Well done.
Bro no kidding haha! He had guy rethinking his whole life on that drive home. I bet that sandwhich was good though 👌🏼
I can't believe we haven't seen this attendant get rocked yet. Guilt doesn't stop most thieves from violently disagreeing with being barked at.
@@bschuler6216 got a feeling he could defend himself
@@bschuler6216 Most thieves are cowards
his boss needs ta know hes a slippery little rattle snake.
Get your vaccine and stfu
@@Christian-hq3px get sum stitches
He may be slippery, but he ain't little...
@TrailerParkPirate I agree. He is probably stealing from the vehicles he tows. By not contacting his employer more unexpecting individules are being victomized by this POS.
@@keithhaddon9727 bingo
Looks like something off Hills have Eyes
He does! LoL
🤣🤣🤣
Someone notify the nearest cardiologist, this guy is on a fast track to needing a defibulator with that diet.
I love how he goes instantly over the top calling the guy a piece of shit, a thief and an idiot. Over a cookie. Complete humiliation. Over a cookie he could have afforded to pay for. I wish this was Walmart policy instead of just telling them not to steal again.
@@TUTENSKENGS then you'll catch a hot one. Why you stealing?
@@TUTENSKENGS you first call him a nerd, then a hill Billy, you say these things, but you have no idea what they mean.....
@@TUTENSKENGS or talk to him everything doesn't have to resort to violence Jesus Christ this is why people are shit
Over the top??? Stealing is Stealing no matter the price, the size, nor what it is.
That is called a THIEF = an IDIOT = a Liar
Which also = a Piece of Shit
What an oddly shaped human.
Is it human mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
@@ashmain1880 no... It's a tow truck driver😂
Is that not the average shape of an American?
@@shaneshaneist Brush your teeth
@@shaneshaneist Maybe in Alabama
I love how you so amazingly cuss out every thief so hardcore man.
Like any of them could fight you for how strong you come on but you dont care.
I LOVE IT!!
@Frank Basile I know its absolutely amazing!
This is definitely in my top 10 channels now.
I love this site this people are helping stop crime.
Me: volume 20% in library
Soda: SHHHHHH!!!
He paid with all of the coins he takes from towed vehicles’ center console.
🤣💯
The soda fountain bit was premium, Well played GSE. Thank you for the time you spend to make these.
Dudes reaction to being caught is the absolute funniest thing
This gas station seems to attract an unusually high number of pregnant men.
Shoulda stole an Atkins bar
Or some fruit
Im not so sure hes playin dumb..... think hes literally grasping for brain cells
Hes a professional liar. Been doing it all his life.
@@GuyFromTheSouth you know the guy?
@@nunyabiznes5489 right don’t even know this dude 😂😂
Despite being a thief, I loved how enthusiastic this dude was about the goddamn sandwich lmao
False confidence after getting your way it happens to be all the time
deliiiiicious sandwiches lol
Tbh I think that was all just random small talk to play Mr Nice Guy, just like the station guy said at the end.
"Are you an idiot?" O_______O? lmao
I always tell everyone, you want to know what's going on in a town, go to the gas stations. I love my gas station people haha
I drop everything I'm doing just to watch these videos...it's high priority..
I often drop a big fat deuce while watching them.💩
These videos are a real treat like ice cream.
@Razor Lover A smelly one.
A good day when Gas Station Encounters posts
Did you call his employer? Police won't do anything but employer might. However, it's a tow truck company so boss might be more of a thief than the driver...
So True .
Yup...
Lol
That's why he stole 2 pies. One for him, one for boss.
@@Steve-nb9kg hahaha good one bro
Lmao I love the attempt at innocence in the end. Like come on now. He’s gotta know he wouldn’t be out there unless he knew about it 😂
@0:42 the soda sounds effects you were making were pure comedy gold 😂
Ever since I started watching these I’ve been a little grossed out by how many people touch all the various items on the shelves. Take that guy for instance, I wouldn’t want to eat the sandwich that he picked up and then put back in the display case, never mind the 2 tasty treats that he took into the men’s room. People are gross. 🤢
Uhhh, the sandwhichs and all items in the store are wrapped in plastic or some type of protection... I mean yeah, if he physically touched any part of my sandwhich I'd vomit. But cmon.
I'd advise you to never visit any store ever then.
@@alec57 Yeah but why do these cretins have to pick up stuff and fuck with it?
Are they learning some hidden truth about the sandwich that they can't see without pawing it?
Haven't they ever seen a sandwich before?
That’s why there’s wrappers around things. Almost like it protects the item from dirty people 🌈
@@nickh2647 If only there was a wrapper on TH-cam that could protect us from stupid comments.
Nailed him. I must say i'm increasingly scared/aware of the amount of theft that goes on these days. Good for you GSE for flagging it. Plus you are entertaining while you call out these people.
Looks like old boy could need to stay off the peanut butter pies I think you did him a favor and saved his life by taking that away from him
Maybe getting all that junk out of him will do something to help his stupid brain.
Classic! Man this ish never gets old…
The sound effects got me dying 😂
It makes my heart sing that you don't work for a company that forces you to treat thieves with dignity and respect. I've always found that to be an absurd position for any company to take. You get to say whatever the F you want, and you do. I love it.
He owns the gas station.
I know, it warms my soul that he doesn’t take the thieves’ shit.
you do know that almost every gas station has crime coverage and that this is purely an exaggerated reaction to appeal to the people with a "look how much better i am then this person" mentality
@@bigboofpassplz yup, you either get your dopamine from feeling than better than other people or your a normal person
@@sidimightbe i wouldnt say normal cause normal is vague and hypocritical to my statement id say its about self assurance like i would never do that but its impossible to gain the perspective of another human being and the context and mentality that a certain person has in any given situation without heavy analysis its just dumb to judge something that has nothing to do with you
Every time he describes those sandwiches it makes me want one so freaking bad!
I know and I don't eat processed meats
The sound effects are everything.
she gone!
First time I ever felt sorry for a Roast Beef Sandwich! :)
I think that tow truck driver in the yellow shirt stole a inner tube.
Just by looking at him I can tell that he has really high standards and requires that his sandwiches be made fresh daily 😂
@@morscovium8881 Like he's worried about the plastic.
😂😂
Hes shaped like a sandwich
I can't believe the Mucinex Booger is a thief!!!
Not even 1 min in and the soda machine noises are killing me lmao
Brandon was being charming and social with the guy the whole time, even though he knew he was a thief lol
idk if id call that charming lol
Leonardo from the ninja turtles sure has let himself go
That's an unusual shape, and by "that" I mean the shape of his body. It's extremely gelatinous looking
He's shaped like a tow truck driver.
His love handles are absolutely enormous.
So?
More cushion for the pushin
Pssshh. Your comment’s a joke, pal.
@@wesmantooth5908 Will you just look at those love handles, just look at em!
Nothing better than love handles on meth
Gotta love that deer in the headlights look they give when they realise you've heard it all before and figure out you've seen their MO a thousand times already.
When people start getting all talkative and theatrical in convenience stores it means they're about to steal.
In their mind they think that by making small talk and acting outgoing/extra it makes them appear normal but it's actually an immediate red flag for anyone that works at these stores.
Exactly. That’s one of the many reasons why I hate small talk, lol. It’s boring and sneaky. I’d rather silence.
🐂
Not always man :) People do some small talk all the time.
I don’t talk
Just 🥷
Just let him have the cream pie. It’s obvious he doesn’t have anything else going for him. Whew, what a face
He even stole a mailtruck 😅
"what a nice guy, hes so glad he didn't stop at Sheetz"
*Yeah have fun thinking that FOR THE NEXT 15 SECONDS*
lmao
I thought it was funny to hear Sheetz mentioned. I thought it was a pretty regional store mostly only in and around the mid east coast states. I live in western PA, if you get too far away people have never even heard of it.
Dachie!
@@lisao7600 I have never heard of it until now and your comment really cleared things up for me
@@coreyb1295 DACHIE.....DACHIE!
Those Pepsi sounds are epic! 😂😂
You had me at tow truck driver. The worst people that humanity has to offer gravitate to that profession.
Sadly it's true.
Government contract tow truck having that postal truck on the bed
Love the switch from the kind hilarious narration voice to the serious pissed off confrontation
damn those sandwich’s actually seem pretty good lmao
Made fresh daily.
@@Ethan.s.. : yeah, but they need to be behind the counter so this germ-carrying freaks can't handle them all before making a choice.
@@Ethan.s.. quarter pound of meat
I love how he says they have a quarter pound of meat like it’s some ungodly large amount. That’s 4 ounces, meaning like 2-3 slices depending on the meat. You can just make that yourself in a couple of minutes for cheaper.
@@AG-6969 they still have a wrapper on it. Paper Money is the dirtiest thing in that entire store
we need sound effects for dropping a free deuce.
Excuse me
Like a KER-PLUNKTY? ;D
Gross 🤢 but it would be funny!
drumpf
If you really like the sound hang out on public restrooms. I'm sure you get your fill!
With a thumbnail like that, you know it's gonna be a good one!
Omg! The pshhhhhhh psh psh sound he is imitating of the fountain soda in the beginning has me dead! Love this! 🤣🤣🤣
Im binge watching ya videos. Its amazing that much theft in one store
Haven’t seen a thief get caught in a while, better not disappoint I’m 10 seconds in 😡😡😡
If the thumbnail is a close up view of someone, you know they got caught ;)
We got em! 👍
@@kazz9918 your right
Lucky you, he got caught
@@KingStr0ng yup it was sweet, He totally tried to play it smooth with a nice guy routine