But there’s too many girls. That’s not my problem but I’m positive that it’s somebody else’s problem. My problem is that I’m stuck between choosing Takemi, Futaba, Makoto and Kawakami. But I wanna be Persona 5 Loyal. Guys, who do I choose?
In the Valentines day OVA she literally says “I’m not waiting any longer” then she pushes you down and hops on top. She is the most forward of any of the chicks.
She literally has sex with Joker in the Valentines day OVA. She says “You made me wait long enough” pushes him down, onto a bed, hops on top, takes off her doctors coat and then she leans in for a kiss before a fade to black. You know what happens next, nobody is gonna do that just for a kiss, man or woman
13:03 “Are you okay with your girlfriend being a country bumpkin?” I think Joker would have to be a HUGE hypocrite to say no, considering he’s a country boy himself.
Is he? I mean do we ever really get a hint where he's from? The whole Shido episode before the game starts plays out in a city or did I miss something?
@@noraeshua3415 I've always wondered if he's from Inaba. The Persona series loves to be intricate and connect everything to everything else. In that P3 thing, a young Yukiko showed up to Tatsumi Port Island. Tatsumi Port also came into play in P4, and Yu was from Tokyo, but had to go to Inaba. I've always wondered if Joker comes from Inaba, as that would complete the circle.
The girls ranked on "Who is jumping your bones after the fade to black." 10. Sumire Lowest on the list just because the ending is so wholesome and has no implications of going anywhere else. Sweet girl. 9. Hifumi While this does take place in your room, I think that because it only said 'played a long match' there was no other funny business. And besides, I think it fits to have Hifumi not rush into this. 8. Ann While there was definitely a kiss, I don't think there were any games of 'hide the sausage' being played afterwards because they were too far away to get it on. 7. Haru Short and sweet cinnamon bun who seems to want to spend some alone time, which could be innocent or not, you never know. 6. Chihaya Adorable and while similar to Ann where there is definitely a kiss on the Ferris wheel, the language is a bit more flirtatious. 5. Kawakami I know, I know, heresy. But hear me out: while she does want to stay with you a little longer and indeed it is 'that's the best part', I think that there is just more suggestive themes in the other ones. 4. Futaba Surprising, I know, but the little girl sure seems to know what she wants, and what she wants is that Great Theif Stick. Is just beat out by #3 because of less obvious suggestions. 3. Makoto She wants to practice something that isn't studying and to quote 'wants to be with you', which can be more along the lines of the sideways tango than innocence. Also, she notes how there's much time it is for her to go, and she knows how to fill that time. 2. Ohya While probably my least favorite girl in the game, boy howdy does she ever just invite a minor into her home to go to pound town. There isn't really more that needs to be said. Honestly, this could very well be #1, but we all know who SHOULD be #1... 1. Tae Do I even need to explain why Dr. Legs giving you a 'thorough examination' in your room and asking if your guardian has left is definitely insinuations of sex, then I don't know what is. Again, it ain't her inviting you over to her place, but it is pretty close. Do you agree? Miss anything I didn't?
I think Kawakami has other scenes where horizontal dancing is more implied so she kinda "doesn't need" this scene to go there. Makes sense the three more adult women are more assertive, they know they are with a younger man so it's better to say "yeah everything is on the menu" to reassure him. I would put Futaba at the same level as Hifumi, she is socially akward and even if very cute, she is still slowly learning to interpret her feelings and what can and can't be done so i don't see a world where she skips all bases that fast. Out of all the characters she seems to be the one that exteriorizes the most attraction but again, she is not a very social person. With the rest I'd agree, Sumire and Hifumi are as "young" mentally speakin as Futaba and don't seem that attracted to MC. Haru and Ann are looking long term already so no need to rush, fluffy girl is talking marriage pretty much, and Ann doesn't seem opposed to that in the future while she is very reassuring long-distance will work, something other characters seem to be ok with but not as "in" as her imo.
Uhhhh, the OVA's. Takemi is undeniably the #1 spot. The scene literally ends with her removing her coat, leaving her with only a tank top on her upper area, pushing Ren back onto the bed, then sexily crawling towards him.
(Ann and Joker) Joker and Ann: (Kiss) Morgana: *Not cool, Joker! SO not cool!* (Makoto and Joker) Makoto to Joker: I wanna be with you... Sae: (Bursts into the room) *I’m gonna make sure that don’t happen.* (Futaba and Joker) Futaba: Until I say so... Don’t let go of me... Sojiro: (Bursts into Futaba’s room) *You’ve Hoo’d your last Boy. (cocks shotgun)*
*Sojiro finds out your dating Futaba* *AWAKENING OST starts playing* His Persona: WE BOTH KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THIS Sojiro: argh ughhhh Persona: Are you finally done shielding your eyes from the truth. Though you're grateful for all he's done to help her. Your hospitality has it's limits... Such is the will of the you that dwells within Sojiro: ARGHH UHHH Persona: I AM THOU, THOU ART I... Let us forge a contract bound in blood *WILL POWER MELD OST starts playing*
Joker: "Hey, Makoto, wanna study in the Student Council room?" Makoto: "Joker!" Joker: "What?" Makoto: "We can't do that at school!" Joker: "What are you talking about? I just needed to study for the history test coming up." Makoto: "Oh...." "..." "..." "..." Joker: "What were you thinking about?" Makoto: "N-Nothing! Nothing at all!" Joker: "...Well, I'm down for doing THAT too--" Makoto: "JOKER!"
Joker would absolutely tease the hell out of Makoto by talking about "studying" around the rest of the team, knowing Makoto will immediately get her train of thought derailed.
Barry Ree Benson Iwai 6’0 Maruki is 5’11 Yusuke is 5’11 Akechi is 5’10 Ren is 5’9 Ryuji is 5’9 Sojiro is 5’7 Mishima is 5’7 Sae is 5’7 Ann is 5’6 Makoto (best girl) is 5’5 Hifumi 5’5 Sumire is 5’4 Kawakami is 5’4 Ohya (worst girl) is 5’4 Haru is 5’2 Chihiya is 5’2 Takemi is 5’1 (without heels) Futaba is 4’11 Lavenza 3’4 Caroline and Justine are 2’6 Jose is 2’2 Morgana 1’8 (metaverse) Morgana 16 inches (real world)
I like how kawakami actually didn't want to have a relationship with joker since it wouldn't rlly be right for the both of them but then again with the power of video game logic she gives in and goes with it anyway
I remember finishing shojiros confident right after forming a relationship with futaba and he says promise me you wont ever try to date futaba and I went oh god wait till he finds out im dead then he said all though having you as my son in law doesnt exactly sound bad and I went aw I gotta tell him 😂
I swear I can’t stop laughing at seeing Ren next to Futaba, the height difference looks about the same as it is between me and my best friend. She’s 4’11 and I’m 6’ and I still can’t get over our height differences when her and I hang out. Neither of us mind it, if anything it’s one of those jokes we have, she’s bashes me for being tall and I bash her for being short. 😂
I have a longtime female friend who is roughly the height of Futaba, if not shorter. I'm about the height of Joker, if not taller. People often think she's younger than she is because of her height. Her husband, who I have also been longtime friends with, is also shorter than me, but not by nearly as much. I'm a pretty tall guy.
4:40 - 6:20 imma just say it, this scene makes Akira/Ren x Futaba one of the best ships in the game easily top 3 if not #1 in my opinion. It’s so genuinely sweet and sincere with how much they care about one another and even if you nix out their connections to sojiro they have great chemistry that feels very natural. Plus it’s an added bonus that all of her confidant missions are about spending time together to boost her confidence as you comfort her every step of the way.
Joker: About to kiss Futaba Futaba: "wait...do you hear that?" Joker : "Hear what?" Sojiro opens the front door: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY YEAAAAAAAHHHHH
@A Murder Of Crows Then why are you bringing it up? Just because something is given the OK by the law doesn't make it any less questionable morally or ethically in Kawakamis case.
Futaba looks like a little sister to Ren so it feels weird for me seeing them with romance Lol. Also Hifumi, "we played a long match, just the two of us" Lol.
I think every choice for a relationship is valid in this game. BESIDES THE TEACHER. (And maybe Ohya but I don’t know too much about her) Also, country bumpkin.
This reminds me of my first playthrough, I searched to see if there were any consequences. Google said no, then valentines day came, and I got the shit beat out of me. Thank god to Sojiro saving me somewhat in the end.
@@Kagetora- I like all the female characters though I feel the navigator chick is mad over rated. The ginger. The fluff ball chick I never really bother making out either cause I don’t normally need to use her and you get her so late in the game. None of them I dislike.
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What do you want to see next? :-)
all male dates (｡･ω･｡)
LOVE PLUS DS ENGLISH PATCH
How broken is Super Mario bros?
Bring back Boss Rush in the old format.
How to broken Kirby? :p
Don’t date more then one girl. Be Persona 5 Loyal.
Edit: thanks for the likes damn
This comment is underrated
*UNDERRATED*
Agreed pimpin ain’t life🤣🤣🤣
But there’s too many girls. That’s not my problem but I’m positive that it’s somebody else’s problem. My problem is that I’m stuck between choosing Takemi, Futaba, Makoto and Kawakami. But I wanna be Persona 5 Loyal.
Guys, who do I choose?
@@itsluna2068 Makoto
All other girls: *kinda hesitates*
Takemi: Wheres your room?
Uhm Ohya is literally like "come to my place we have dinner and then you-know-what
In the Valentines day OVA she literally says “I’m not waiting any longer” then she pushes you down and hops on top. She is the most forward of any of the chicks.
Joker:its showtime
Thats why takemi is best girl
And im not even a part of takemi best girl gang, im a kasumi guy
Joker: Ah I see... Takemi you're one Thirsty Thicc Waifu..
Takemi: Where's your Room?
Joker: Upstairs! Let's do it Fast!
When you date futaba:
Joker: why do i hear boss music?
Futaba: Dad stop!!
Sojiro: *loading shotgun* i just wanna talk to him
Bad thing is that Sojiro controls wether joker lives on a house or not
@@edgard.garcia1401 Nah he still has his parents tho i don't blame you if you forgot about em since they don't even get mentioned.
I maxed Sojiro's confidant AFTER I decided to date Futaba
Sojiro: (While loading gun) May God forgive you, but I'm not..
He said that maybe it wasn't that bad so
When you think about it. Futaba is apart of every relationship. Because she hears EVERYTHING
...FUCK...
Oh god she is going to be so pissed when she hears that I chose Ann over her.............
Through His Smartphone Right?
😏
@Unity just imagine when joker was dating another girl and then futaba just seeing through joker's smartphone
“I’m a teacher...and you’re my student.”
“That’s the best part.”
JOKER’S A MAD LAD
top shagger
He acts, not think
Brother may be in jail but he's also Jail bait for a few of them
😂😂😂😂
@@freddman0135 "don't think, feel..."
~Best stake girl from p4~
Kawakami: I'm a teacher, and your my student
Ren/Joker: *thats the best part*
*Domestic Girlfriend theme intensifies
Akira
@@00wynters It’s Akira in the manga and p5D and ren in persona 5
@ALİ POYRAZ TAMER your a jojo fan confirmee
@@isaac7175 *clears throat* You almost forgot Why the hell are you here teacher
Sojiro actually awakens his persona when he finds out Futaba’s dating the protagonist.
Jesus, this comment is surprisingly underrated.
Only question is… what *is* his Persona?
@@weedleisopcute3626 Ratatouille
@@Chaoszwaihander3434 worst 😂😂
@@weedleisopcute3626Ryoufu. Lu Bu. Because Jameson Price.
Takemi: is your guardian home?
Me: No, but the police will be here shortly.
Takemi: is your guardian home?
Me:yES pLEaSe!!
Ymbarkay ! Also an acceptable response
MC: I need an adult!
Takemi: you already have one
MC: shit
"is your guardian home?"
"no, but my little sister hid a bug somewhere in here and is probably listening"
Takemi more like TAKE MEEEE!!!!!
Other girls: ummmm uhhhh uhmm
Takemi: T H O R O U G H E X A M I N A T I O N
She literally has sex with Joker in the Valentines day OVA. She says “You made me wait long enough” pushes him down, onto a bed, hops on top, takes off her doctors coat and then she leans in for a kiss before a fade to black. You know what happens next, nobody is gonna do that just for a kiss, man or woman
And that boys and girls is how I met your mother
*Hoo-Boy Intensifies*
Straight BTGGF energy 😂
Kawakami: As my boyfriend do you have any requests for me?
Me: Yeah you should buy me that PS5
Bruh 😂
Best comment ever!!!
Kawakami best girl baby
That’s like $80 reeeeeeeeeeee.
Man I wanna run persona 5 in that thing
8:49 *THAT'S THE BEST PART*
Excuse me what about that is the best part.
this man didnt say one of the best lines in the game
*Domestic kanojo OP noises
@@ibnupratama2328 Ah I see you're a man of culture as well
*Y E S*
I wouldn't have those girls date Joker once they find out what he does in a laggy Smash Bros Online.
eiha! eiha! eiha! eiha! eiha! eiha! *ARSENE* eigaon! eigaon! eigaon!
@@officialjokker124 Bruh xD
@@officialjokker124. He keeps spamming Side B, Down B, Forward Smash, and F#@king DASH ATTACK.
Thankfully I am good at reading his down B and since I'm a Banjo main. I can just Wondering him to death. 🦜🐻👍
i mean i main joker but i definitely use more moves. up tilt is a good combo starter
Even Haru’s date has no screen time.
LOL
Here comes the big sad for the floof squad
@@Redder_Creeps trust me, we all seething
Poor haru got the short end of the screen time
The jokes write themselves.
8:57 He thought about it. He REALLY wanted to click that second option lmao
XD
*kawaki no ameku plays*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If it was me, i gonna smash that option fr
tHAT IS WHAT I DID, HAD TO SETTLE WITH TAKEMI AS i LIKE EM OLDER AND STAR LOYAL.
Wow Haru doesn’t even last 20 seconds, poor floof.
Poor screen time.
At least best floof is first
Raikaiser Zero excuse me.
Haru is the least developed character from the worst point in the game.
@@pmahcgop6693 She has the floof, enough to me.
she ain’t ever gonna get screen time
12:19 Takemi: is your guardian home?
Akira: uuuuuuh....
Sojiro: *sligthly opens the door* hey kid, i need----
Akira: *slams door shut* no!
Ren*
@@gh0stdem0n666 *Little guinea pig
Sojiro is a bro. He'd leave them to enjoy each other. 😉
Sojiro would just be really proud that his kinda adoptive son has game
@@Null82085 "all that time brewing coffee has really paid off"
Persona 5 in a nutshell:
Dating game with extra steps
loooootsss of extra steps
@@probablynotleo4340 way off extra steps
Getting cucked by all the dungeon crawling combat rpg stuff 🤣
@@probablynotleo4340 and not enough time
Persona 5: a really intimate dating simulator that kinda has elements of a rpg gameplay.
13:03 “Are you okay with your girlfriend being a country bumpkin?”
I think Joker would have to be a HUGE hypocrite to say no, considering he’s a country boy himself.
Is he? I mean do we ever really get a hint where he's from? The whole Shido episode before the game starts plays out in a city or did I miss something?
@@NeoLotex sojiro even calls him country boy once lol
@@noraeshua3415 I've always wondered if he's from Inaba. The Persona series loves to be intricate and connect everything to everything else. In that P3 thing, a young Yukiko showed up to Tatsumi Port Island. Tatsumi Port also came into play in P4, and Yu was from Tokyo, but had to go to Inaba. I've always wondered if Joker comes from Inaba, as that would complete the circle.
@@Supperdude9 I like to think that he is from Osaka lol.
@@Kairyuasahi ...Except that they were around Osaka in Strikers. Something would have been said.
13:44 Ren: *Thinks of the 9 other girls he’s dating* Yes this is a very healthy and faithful relationship yes.
Kawakami: domestic girlfriend intensifies
HAHAHAHA
Kawakami: I'm a Teacher, You're my Student.
Ren/Joker: *That's the Best Part!*
Would that make Futuba Rui?
Lmao is that link in gerudo outfit?
tHAtS THe beSt ParT
Makoto: 7:29
Me: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
That night joker got _______
@@linkink8606 some sleep of course
Link Ink some valuable information
@@mrsneakyspy3927 the fact that your profile pic is Morgana makes this even funnier
Link Ink some cheeks
Morgana when u date Ann: “looking not so cool Joker”
Ann penetrated.
Cat annihalated.
Lesssss gooooo
lol
His heartbroken sigh gives me life.
I love how Ren gently pats futaba’s head in 6:08
As one should
Like a puppy 😂😂
And he keeps it there!
The only way I can get a date in persona *is if it grew on a tree*
Then only way I can't get a date irl is to be an idiot
Ooooooh
I only just noticed, in the Sumire scene, but with his winter coat, Joker has the same silohouette as when in his full Joker persona.
That embrace with Hifumi was so genuine
Agreed. My heart exploded with cuteness when I saw it just now. What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic.
OMG Takemi was straight up smashed
You litteraly break a teacher down enough to date a minor, jokers like the reverse Chris Hanson
Why dont i take a seat?
Kawakami: "I'm a Teacher and you're my Student."
Ren/Akira/Joker/Haremf*cker249:
*That's the best part!*
The last name lmao
Haremf*cker249 im dyiiinggg
Takemi for the win she didn't even go to the room she just got straight to the point
To quote Mr. Laurio from X2: "You're really aggressive, lady!"
12:09 And by "a long match" they really mean SEEEEEEX
nah, that bitch went to sleep
I still don’t get why they censor the kissing when this game is rated m
i don’t think that’s just kissing homie
@@krab3531 agreed
@@krab3531 **SWEATS**
You Never Know, What You Can see in all those Black Screen when it's Alone time 😏
Why do they censor the Takemi scene? It’s only an examination of course
ADVISE!
The video ends at minute 14:35
I was just about to write something like that haha
Oh Man. Poor ohya
You gave me an ad 😭
i will never get over how Kawakami's sequence lasted longer than Haru
shes best all around waifu
@@backupmemories897 without a doubt
CacaMommy
The girls ranked on "Who is jumping your bones after the fade to black."
10. Sumire
Lowest on the list just because the ending is so wholesome and has no implications of going anywhere else. Sweet girl.
9. Hifumi
While this does take place in your room, I think that because it only said 'played a long match' there was no other funny business. And besides, I think it fits to have Hifumi not rush into this.
8. Ann
While there was definitely a kiss, I don't think there were any games of 'hide the sausage' being played afterwards because they were too far away to get it on.
7. Haru
Short and sweet cinnamon bun who seems to want to spend some alone time, which could be innocent or not, you never know.
6. Chihaya
Adorable and while similar to Ann where there is definitely a kiss on the Ferris wheel, the language is a bit more flirtatious.
5. Kawakami
I know, I know, heresy. But hear me out: while she does want to stay with you a little longer and indeed it is 'that's the best part', I think that there is just more suggestive themes in the other ones.
4. Futaba
Surprising, I know, but the little girl sure seems to know what she wants, and what she wants is that Great Theif Stick. Is just beat out by #3 because of less obvious suggestions.
3. Makoto
She wants to practice something that isn't studying and to quote 'wants to be with you', which can be more along the lines of the sideways tango than innocence. Also, she notes how there's much time it is for her to go, and she knows how to fill that time.
2. Ohya
While probably my least favorite girl in the game, boy howdy does she ever just invite a minor into her home to go to pound town. There isn't really more that needs to be said. Honestly, this could very well be #1, but we all know who SHOULD be #1...
1. Tae
Do I even need to explain why Dr. Legs giving you a 'thorough examination' in your room and asking if your guardian has left is definitely insinuations of sex, then I don't know what is. Again, it ain't her inviting you over to her place, but it is pretty close.
Do you agree? Miss anything I didn't?
I think Kawakami has other scenes where horizontal dancing is more implied so she kinda "doesn't need" this scene to go there. Makes sense the three more adult women are more assertive, they know they are with a younger man so it's better to say "yeah everything is on the menu" to reassure him.
I would put Futaba at the same level as Hifumi, she is socially akward and even if very cute, she is still slowly learning to interpret her feelings and what can and can't be done so i don't see a world where she skips all bases that fast. Out of all the characters she seems to be the one that exteriorizes the most attraction but again, she is not a very social person.
With the rest I'd agree, Sumire and Hifumi are as "young" mentally speakin as Futaba and don't seem that attracted to MC. Haru and Ann are looking long term already so no need to rush, fluffy girl is talking marriage pretty much, and Ann doesn't seem opposed to that in the future while she is very reassuring long-distance will work, something other characters seem to be ok with but not as "in" as her imo.
Soo
You're saying that the mc had sex with one of the waifus?
You missed an opertunity to use Arsènes cane instead of thief stick for Futabas. Lol
Uhhhh, the OVA's. Takemi is undeniably the #1 spot. The scene literally ends with her removing her coat, leaving her with only a tank top on her upper area, pushing Ren back onto the bed, then sexily crawling towards him.
Well if the shoe fits
Aww when Futaba was confused on why she was crying was probably the most relateable feeling when being with your s/o for the first time.
Makoto: Wants to be dominated
Kawakami: Will dominate you
Futaba: Will ask you to be gentle
*last surprise intensify’s*
(Mega vibing intensifies)
No, Takemi will dominate you.
Solider (TF2): CONSIDER YOURSELF DOMINATED, YOU (japanese) SON OF A B*TCH!
Takemi just goes for the kill
ARE YA WINNING SON
YES......(no just watching M rated content)
Oh father you weren’t supposed to see this
I don't have any hands
6:13 soijiro walks in with a gun
"Sojiro WHY??"
LeT mE eXpLaIn!
Sojiro: "Get out cuz I'm next"
Sojiro: Hoo boy you messed up
Coffee?
It won't just be a gun it'll be a shotgun, but not just a Ordinary shotgun
Makoto: "Well... I was thinking... maybe we could study some things we don't have experience in yet..."
*HOO BOY INTENSIFIES*
(Ann and Joker)
Joker and Ann: (Kiss)
Morgana: *Not cool, Joker! SO not cool!*
(Makoto and Joker)
Makoto to Joker: I wanna be with you...
Sae: (Bursts into the room) *I’m gonna make sure that don’t happen.*
(Futaba and Joker)
Futaba: Until I say so... Don’t let go of me...
Sojiro: (Bursts into Futaba’s room) *You’ve Hoo’d your last Boy. (cocks shotgun)*
I ship Ann and Joker the most since they are the same age lol-
Hey. Did you know the VA for Ann ships Ryuji and Ann?
@@loganthevillager9176 ...I ship it.
@@loganthevillager9176 Woah-
*LOOKING CRUEL, JOKER!*
I really, really believe joker had his first time in the Takemi, Makoto or Chihaya max confidant dates xD
I think the the only ones he didn't bang where ann, sumire and haru. The atmosphere of the other dates just indicated that could happen.
U forgot Ohya but no one likes Ohya.
@@juanpunchman5484 Who is Ohya?
@@daremv786He must be referring to Lala-Chan, I don’t remember an Ohya dating option.
'We went all the way around but I didn't see any scenery... all I saw, was you' -Ann the smooth criminal
*Sojiro finds out your dating Futaba*
*AWAKENING OST starts playing*
His Persona: WE BOTH KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THIS
Sojiro: argh ughhhh
Persona: Are you finally done shielding your eyes from the truth. Though you're grateful for all he's done to help her. Your hospitality has it's limits... Such is the will of the you that dwells within
Sojiro: ARGHH UHHH
Persona: I AM THOU, THOU ART I... Let us forge a contract bound in blood
*WILL POWER MELD OST starts playing*
And I believe you call your power like this...
persona.
*Cats start talking*
Sojiro :"I didn't sign up for this"
Summons yaldobath
Persona fans trying to be funny
I LAUGHED CRAZY HARD OMG AHSJDNSKS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joker: "Hey, Makoto, wanna study in the Student Council room?"
Makoto: "Joker!"
Joker: "What?"
Makoto: "We can't do that at school!"
Joker: "What are you talking about? I just needed to study for the history test coming up."
Makoto: "Oh...."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Joker: "What were you thinking about?"
Makoto: "N-Nothing! Nothing at all!"
Joker: "...Well, I'm down for doing THAT too--"
Makoto: "JOKER!"
No, Joker, it's a school Joker you can't!
Joker: THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN! wait wrong Script.
Joker would absolutely tease the hell out of Makoto by talking about "studying" around the rest of the team, knowing Makoto will immediately get her train of thought derailed.
How the heck is joker so tall
He’s a Chad
Chad only applies to Yu. Fight me.
Xenoツ I thought he was 5’10 because he’s only slightly shorter than Akechi who I’m pretty sure is 5’11
I’m 5 inches taller than him. Think it’s BS, but it’s tru.
Barry Ree Benson
Iwai 6’0
Maruki is 5’11
Yusuke is 5’11
Akechi is 5’10
Ren is 5’9
Ryuji is 5’9
Sojiro is 5’7
Mishima is 5’7
Sae is 5’7
Ann is 5’6
Makoto (best girl) is 5’5
Hifumi 5’5
Sumire is 5’4
Kawakami is 5’4
Ohya (worst girl) is 5’4
Haru is 5’2
Chihiya is 5’2
Takemi is 5’1 (without heels)
Futaba is 4’11
Lavenza 3’4
Caroline and Justine are 2’6
Jose is 2’2
Morgana 1’8 (metaverse)
Morgana 16 inches (real world)
Takemi: so this is your place... and we are alone...
oh we are doing it
Not my fave but I wished all confidant events were voiced so we could have heard more of Chihaya's country accent
RIGHT?!
Kawakami litterally asked for D and Ren is like " rely on me pls :) "
Kawakami: I thought you were one of those shy guys who didn't pursue women
Joker in NewGamePlus: 10 girlfriends
12:10 she really went straight to the point bro 😂💀
1:14 yo ann's so talented! she's looking at him and the audience at the same time!
damn nice find, youve got a good eye!
I love how the title say Female when you can only date women
*womens
*girl mans
*big girl
Joker is forced to be straight.
i wish we could romance Yusuke
“I spent a long time with Ann”
Me: Ferris Wheelus Fuccus
That's why Takemi is Top 3. We all know why we're here, let's get to it. A woman after my own heart.
Hehehehe looking cool joker
No
LOOKING SMOOTH JOKER!!
Is this for real
On December.
*OOOOOH!!!* Looking *COOL,* Joker!
Whoa! Looking cool, Joker!
Yeah unless/until he sees ann
12:33 Bro did NOT hesitate going to "Yes, please" 💀
Morgana is planning revenge on Joker for going on a date with Ann
Cuck the cat.
I wish I could have done that in high school
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MC: *Breaths*
Ann: Shiho
I like how kawakami actually didn't want to have a relationship with joker since it wouldn't rlly be right for the both of them but then again with the power of video game logic she gives in and goes with it anyway
Every single one is wholesome AF
Takemi really wastes no time getting to the point lol.
"And then they f*cked"
Takemi's date is um, how do you put it, very rule 34 due to her asking if Sojiro is home, Kasumi is my date but Takemi's date is the best
Watch the anime ova its even better
@@BigsGaming what’s the name of the ova?
@@kareemadams1669 dont remember but its the valentines day one
kawakami, takemi, makoto, nuff said
MY BOI JOKER LETS GO 👍
1. I didn't know this was kubz scouts
2. My mom in the next room is probably thinking im watching the website
Ah yes, *the website*
Takemi is the boldest! she straight up went for Joker
kawakami: i'm your teacher this is wrong
joker:after 3rd semester it's fair game
I can highly imagine Sojiro saying “Hooo boy” after so many of the girls’s comments
Curses, I had a FEELING I should go for Takemi on my very first playthrough, turns out I was indeed onto something there!
Imagine dating Ohya
Couldn't be me.
Eww.
It was by far the worst part of my 100% play through of Royal but sadly you have to do it for that date all females achievement in thieves den
Why does everyone hate ouya
@@Crowology_777 mostly because of the fact of her being a drunk that's overbearing
I remember finishing shojiros confident right after forming a relationship with futaba and he says promise me you wont ever try to date futaba and I went oh god wait till he finds out im dead then he said all though having you as my son in law doesnt exactly sound bad and I went aw I gotta tell him 😂
It’s funny how short futaba is compared to him
@Cartoon Men wait what?
FBI open up
Isn't that because she was a shut-in for awhile, so that may have stunted her physical growth?
@@doritos12237 joker is 16 bro calm down
@@emeraldparadox1001 it could just be genetics
Yuu (persona 4) is such a goodie two shoes but he's way more perverted to his gf, while Ren is more sassy and playful but very tame with his gf lol
And yet some motherfuckers claim persona protagonists have no personalities of their own
9:53 FBI OPEN UP!!!!
No one is here go away. & FBI = f****** big idiot
14:42
Actually, he is legal
@@Mr.Crow66 KAWAKAMI IS DATING SOMEBODY 10 YEARS YOUNGER
@@ParakeetDSi In the wise words of the leader of the phantom thieves... *That's the best part.*
Takemi is not going to wait longer for some doctors treatment 😏
I swear I can’t stop laughing at seeing Ren next to Futaba, the height difference looks about the same as it is between me and my best friend. She’s 4’11 and I’m 6’ and I still can’t get over our height differences when her and I hang out. Neither of us mind it, if anything it’s one of those jokes we have, she’s bashes me for being tall and I bash her for being short. 😂
are you sure this is a “best friend” 💀 ppl who don’t have feelings for someone could care less ab a heigh difference lolol
@@arus.2171 I think it's normal. I call my friends short all the time
@@arus.2171
Don't be weird man you don't even know them
I have a longtime female friend who is roughly the height of Futaba, if not shorter. I'm about the height of Joker, if not taller. People often think she's younger than she is because of her height.
Her husband, who I have also been longtime friends with, is also shorter than me, but not by nearly as much. I'm a pretty tall guy.
So, *Nintendo* Unity, when will game release on my true favorite Nintendo console:
*THE SONY XBOX U?*
2022
Tomorrow
-2021
Yes'nt
4:40 - 6:20 imma just say it, this scene makes Akira/Ren x Futaba one of the best ships in the game easily top 3 if not #1 in my opinion. It’s so genuinely sweet and sincere with how much they care about one another and even if you nix out their connections to sojiro they have great chemistry that feels very natural. Plus it’s an added bonus that all of her confidant missions are about spending time together to boost her confidence as you comfort her every step of the way.
Joker Has Evolved From Phantom Thief From Girl Thief
Damn
Steal yo girl
7:34 makoto is dtf joker, this is your chance
Joker-kun is a true harem protagonist just like me and Chad-kun
More like chad-kYUn .
@@Palkia_Onslaught_Gal nice one
More like Mr.Chad Pimp lord.
And also You and ren did date your teacher ?
Remember your online girl friend Maya...............
@@Kairyuasahi yes, i would never forget it, my online girlfriend turned out to be my teacher. But, hey, why not add her for the Harem right?
You know it's about to go down when Sweets start playing
Joker: About to kiss Futaba
Futaba: "wait...do you hear that?"
Joker : "Hear what?"
Sojiro opens the front door: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY YEAAAAAAAHHHHH
No one is a simp you're just jealous when someone tries getting a girlfriend
Something i will never do
A date
Joker is a lover lul
Joker dating Futaba is adorable
Futaba is one year younger than Joker
Haru is one year older than Joker
Joker is 16
Takemi, Ohya and Kawakami are in their 20s and dating a minor 💀
@@jujublue4426 Age of consent in Japan is 13.
@A Murder Of Crows Doesn't make it any less questionable or wrong.
@@chrisprizzle278 Didn’t defend it. Just said there wouldn’t be any serious repercussions.
@A Murder Of Crows Then why are you bringing it up? Just because something is given the OK by the law doesn't make it any less questionable morally or ethically in Kawakamis case.
Frriiickkkk, why is Futaba so sweet ;__;
Futaba looks like a little sister to Ren so it feels weird for me seeing them with romance Lol.
Also Hifumi, "we played a long match, just the two of us" Lol.
It's the one time we win against Hifumi.
That's the best part of futaba romance
Takemi: "I'll just have to take my time examining you."
Joker: *"Hold up..."*
I think every choice for a relationship is valid in this game.
BESIDES THE TEACHER. (And maybe Ohya but I don’t know too much about her)
Also, country bumpkin.
6:26
7:54
10:45
Listen I don’t mean to be over analytical about this but they probably most definitely slept together
_I like how he's dominant om every relationship, besides Kawakami's and Takemi's._
This reminds me of my first playthrough, I searched to see if there were any consequences. Google said no, then valentines day came, and I got the shit beat out of me. Thank god to Sojiro saving me somewhat in the end.
I always choose Makoto. I like her character and I like her VA.
I like most of the female characters. Only one I never dated was Ohya
@@Kagetora- I like all the female characters though I feel the navigator chick is mad over rated. The ginger. The fluff ball chick I never really bother making out either cause I don’t normally need to use her and you get her so late in the game. None of them I dislike.
Man really chose to date the most obnoxious character in the damn game, I'd rather fuck one of the homies il be honest.
I find it funny, when the characters are
talking to Ren/Joker/Akira & their not even
staring at him & then he's there..
*Intense* neck staring.