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Us between uploads: wonder how Mr. Kaiju is doing Kappa, meanwhile: I am spiralling ever deeper into madness. Little by little I ascend further unto godhood. Buy my merch.
I genuinely love how kappa felt the need to explain the 4/4 joke, as if any of his audience is cool enough to not know the typical time signature of jazz
My bank charged me $125 in fees after my parents upgraded THEIR account (which is loosely associated to mine) so all of a sudden they thought I was a REAL adult who had a mortgage, and a real income salary so when I DIDN'T have either of those they charged me fees LMAO. Banks suck.
The FPS Diesel nudge was pretty wholesome and made me smile. Glad to see you guys looking out for each other and I'd love to see both of your communities grow. Congrats on the success so far and best wishes for the future.
I love how any time TH-camrs deal with law things they go to the box labeled 'IN CASE OF LEGAL STUFF BREAK GLASS' and once they break it, the lawyer game soundtrack comes out. :) (I love Ace Attorney so much.)
Hey, I don’t accidentally fall asleep watching your videos! I do that on purpose. All the Onision book videos and YanDev videos are in a playlist I use to help me sleep. It’s not that Kappa bores me or anything! It’s that listening to his deep, subdued Aussie voice tell me about two people I am extremely lucky that I am NOT… is pretty relaxing, oddly enough. Or maybe those sweaters just look hella comfy
The smooth jazz helps. I think his acoustics are helping with the vibe too, like it's pretty soft? I don't know the words for acoustics, but if it sounded echoey I think it would make me feel more on edge. Kappa's videos are still a lot of fun to actively watch and I always actively watch the first time through but he's very much so like "comfort food" almost? Like a nice stew.
Glad I'm not the only one! He does have a very calming energy despite the topics he speaks about. Plus, his humour might help add to the comfy aura, since he's generally pretty light hearted and silly most of the time.
I love how using a green screen can look kinda like arse sometimes so instead of trying to hide it, why not lean into for maximum arse so that it goes around and looks funky as hell.
Kappa's one of those TH-camrs who I'm just happy to see an upload from, no matter how long it's been since the last one; the quality of his videos and his humour are just great. If you see this big guy, keep it up (not financial advice)
They're the internet equivalent of a frat house, I feel like if bad ideas are not being made by them, they're being actively indorsed by these garbage men
@Sandra Swan The E-sports/influencer organisation some of the people mentioned in the video are in. Like me and @Georgia B. said, whenever there's drama it's not uncommon to see Faze members involved in it.
1) you look lovely in knit don’t let the siren song of denim convince you otherwise 2) god when you said jarvis i thought you meant jarvis johnson and i almost had a heart attack 💀💀💀
I know I should be paying attention to the video but I literally cannot stop watching the background and your after image. I zoned out for like half the video and had to rewatch it
the amount of self deprecation kinda worried me, usually there isn't this much in a vid. I hope everything is okay and that you're safe and supported. While it can be funny it's a slippery slope that can quickly turn from joke into serious mental/emotional damage.
while i hard agree on that statement, its important to note that at the end he says pretty much he's in lockdown and as an aussie myself i have a hunch what city he lives in via that statement. idk if he said it in an earlier vid but for sake of privacy i won't mention where and believe me when i say he's most likely going through some shit with the current lockdowns. I hope he bounces back and lockdowns can ease soon though!
@@solidus_spence Well we can explore why you feel the need to reply that way, what you believe it adds to the conversation. After reading it, to me it seems that you think my comment was unnecessary and that I shouldn't give advice related to mental health. Which could be true, I know people don't like being given advice 1: from strangers and 2: when there was no prompt in the first place. So I do apologies and if Kappa says not to do it then I won't. If I am right on what your purpose was, there are many more kinder and straight to the point ways to tell someone 'Don't give advice to strangers'. Either way I hope you are happy and safe.
@@MintyVoid no worries, it was in the patreon section so understandable if you missed it. and thank you, i hope you are staying safe wherever you live too
Been looking at a lot of youtubers who do sponsored segments for a while. That was the first I've actually ever watched through and not skipped. And I feel it's likely because you didn't try and pidgeon-hole viewers into it. Just came across as sincere and yeah, I have a thing, but this is also me and the same way a mate wants to tell you about a cool thing at dinner. Not some weird pun that forces into a Segue. Or you know, something that feels pre-recorded from two weeks before at a much more enthusiastic level. Weirdly refreshing. (even with the 4-4 pun). Idk. Feels like a commentary worth noting I guess.
Yeah... Heard about this a while back when I was trying to get the deets on faze in general for something else. The vid I watched went into some pretty heavy detail about looking through the scammers' wallets and seeing that most of them got in long enough to hook a couple of whales, then noped right out almost immediately after, with one guy having a long history of doing that all over the place.
Kappa: You might be asking yourself; wide awake at night- As you watched part of this video and then went to sleep and woke up and watched the rest of it. sir I came here to be somewhat educated and entertained not to be casually called the fuck out like that.
Was really hoping to get to the thirty second mark in the video before Kappa started barking but at this point disappointment is a constant so I don’t know why I thought today would be any different
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Ugh, of course the scam took place on BSC: That entire sidechain is only propped up by Binance.
Hey is Bokksu vegetarian? I’d love to try it but I don’t know if it is or not.
What code do I use to express joy to see a new Kappa Kaiju video?
I know what 4/4 in jazz means but what was the other 4/4?
“The tired TH-camr told me to commit crimes, officer. He said I would become famous.”
That is the best way to describe him XD
@@thegreatestdane8978 your first mistake was committing jaystation crimes instead of on brand kappa crimes
I understand none of this and don’t care about crypto currency but funny sweater man is feeding us content and I am but a hungry little rat
This feels like a very strange fetish roleplay
@@CryptP oh I hate that
so true
@@CryptP dude why
@@royalhydra9790 that’s what I’m saying
Praise be Australian Jesus and his one commandment,
“Commit crimes”*
*not financial advice
Amen
well, that WAS kinda the point of australia.
"FPS Diesel, because he's my friend and I want him to do well."
Need me a freak like that.
Us between uploads: wonder how Mr. Kaiju is doing
Kappa, meanwhile: I am spiralling ever deeper into madness. Little by little I ascend further unto godhood. Buy my merch.
*not financial advice
Me: Ah, I see he's doing just fine.
"They either have the power of precognition or _two human eyes."_
Quote of the day.
You said "Jarvis" and I thought you meant the commentary Jarvis we actually care about. Whew, it's some rando we don't know!
Tony Stark's AI?
Same XD
I had the same panic of like... JARVIS? Jarvis Johnson did a cryptoscam??? oh wait no it's another Jarvis. Whew indeed.
Raced to the comment section to see if it was our boy and whew.. crisis averted.
I was thinking the same thing
Kappa's backgrounds are slowly getting more Earthbound-esque and I'm all here for it.
cant wait for his final video where he's literally just an earthbound enemy
Kappa talks with his hands like someone who doesn’t naturally talk with their hands
I genuinely love how kappa felt the need to explain the 4/4 joke, as if any of his audience is cool enough to not know the typical time signature of jazz
all i learned from this video is that kappa should learn to knit so he can make himself more sweaters during his hibernation between videos
My bank charged me $125 in fees after my parents upgraded THEIR account (which is loosely associated to mine) so all of a sudden they thought I was a REAL adult who had a mortgage, and a real income salary so when I DIDN'T have either of those they charged me fees LMAO. Banks suck.
Kappa calling my brain cozy is the nicest insult to my intelligence I've ever heard
I think the joke was that he envies people that dont know about Crypto. Hence it's comfee.
Knitted sweaters are comfy af don't let anyone judge your perfect wardrobe.
Yes, they are, and they're so fun to make!!
@True Knight needs to be gayer
@True Knight no longer an insult in this day and age of 2021
They make you look mature when you're young and young when you're old.
honestly yeah his fits suit him
The sheer and utter relief when I realized you were talking about THAT Jarvis and not the Jarvis I actually watch...
Hahaha yeah had the same realisation
The FPS Diesel nudge was pretty wholesome and made me smile. Glad to see you guys looking out for each other and I'd love to see both of your communities grow. Congrats on the success so far and best wishes for the future.
Finally, the depressed librarian has given us more content to feed on
This makes my gremlin soul happy
You mean the ✨soft but depressed Australian vaguely jesus-esque librarian✨
Kappa: “Best known for being 4’4”
Also kappa: is 6’1
Maybe he did his best work at twelve years old and we have yet to uncover his heroic past
Using "Fragrance of Dark Coffee" as background music is always a win.
Yes
I was looking for this comment the first time I noticed it I was so happy !
@@artwitha.g.8955 You are one of the chosen few!😂
GOD I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
I love how any time TH-camrs deal with law things they go to the box labeled 'IN CASE OF LEGAL STUFF BREAK GLASS' and once they break it, the lawyer game soundtrack comes out. :) (I love Ace Attorney so much.)
He has awakened. He did his due diligence and now can go back to hibernation. We'll await for the new video 😩✨
Exactly 😥
It's not hibernation this time, hes fighting the banks at his own home
I didn't know Kappas were hibernating animal except for this one 😅
He is back
Kappa kaiju: still more consistent than Johntron.
Hey, I don’t accidentally fall asleep watching your videos! I do that on purpose. All the Onision book videos and YanDev videos are in a playlist I use to help me sleep. It’s not that Kappa bores me or anything! It’s that listening to his deep, subdued Aussie voice tell me about two people I am extremely lucky that I am NOT… is pretty relaxing, oddly enough.
Or maybe those sweaters just look hella comfy
Same, they just put me to sleep, but for a good reason!! He just has a calming and safe aura
It's the jazz
The smooth jazz helps. I think his acoustics are helping with the vibe too, like it's pretty soft? I don't know the words for acoustics, but if it sounded echoey I think it would make me feel more on edge. Kappa's videos are still a lot of fun to actively watch and I always actively watch the first time through but he's very much so like "comfort food" almost? Like a nice stew.
Glad I'm not the only one! He does have a very calming energy despite the topics he speaks about. Plus, his humour might help add to the comfy aura, since he's generally pretty light hearted and silly most of the time.
I love how using a green screen can look kinda like arse sometimes so instead of trying to hide it, why not lean into for maximum arse so that it goes around and looks funky as hell.
I’m very distracted by the movement of the green
i don't think that's what happened
It's kind of mesmerizing tbh
We do like maximum arse around here.
"he's my friend and I want him to do well"
Queue image of the only video he didn't watch out of the three presented
We need to start a non profit that just supplies Kappa with knitted sweaters now
a Kappa Kaiju video is like a miniature birthday present that comes twice a year instead of once.
The plot twist of when you said the words "Sam Pepper" actually blew my brain up and now I need to change my linen because it's covered in brain goop.
Every video that comes out i just get more and more delighted with the progression, big and small, but especially with the editing dude holy shit
"Stop watching me"
No, no i will not
Kappa's one of those TH-camrs who I'm just happy to see an upload from, no matter how long it's been since the last one; the quality of his videos and his humour are just great. If you see this big guy, keep it up (not financial advice)
Why are Faze still around? Everytime there's some big Internet kerfuffle theres multiple Faze members involved, I swear to god.
They're the internet equivalent of a frat house, I feel like if bad ideas are not being made by them, they're being actively indorsed by these garbage men
@Sandra Swan The E-sports/influencer organisation some of the people mentioned in the video are in.
Like me and @Georgia B. said, whenever there's drama it's not uncommon to see Faze members involved in it.
@@notrod5341 even if they’re not involved they insert themselves into it.
i swear to god every time i hear faze i think of 420 mlg compilations
its not hard when there's so many of them its absolutely insane
as a person who works as a bank consultant, I need to tell you one thing, Kappa -
Yes, all banking is a scam
1) you look lovely in knit don’t let the siren song of denim convince you otherwise
2) god when you said jarvis i thought you meant jarvis johnson and i almost had a heart attack 💀💀💀
I know I should be paying attention to the video but I literally cannot stop watching the background and your after image. I zoned out for like half the video and had to rewatch it
I am 30 seconds into the video, immediately overwhelmed, and loving it. This is exactly the kind of content I subscribed for
My guy, I love that you're back, but I need to see your librarian persona again.
More book reviews! Pls
“It’s like I’m allergic to denim” let’s get some ppl on the hypoallergenic denim investigation.
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed has returned!
That “otherwise known as Monday” joke got me.
Sam Pepper? Haven’t heard that name in a while and honestly could have waited a while longer
thanks for not editing out your laughs king i appreciate the free serotonin
Im about to binge watch this whole man's carreer
i got called out damn it, i was just about to pause it and go to sleep but now i have to watch the rest now just out of spite
I ended up falling asleep to it then coming back the next day LOL
You are alive
Hes a librarian actually, fun fact!
Oh you must be newish, welcome!
I like to think that when he posts a video he's getting a wellness check
Not for long
He's alive, but trapped in that weird void that might be purgatory after doing all these videos
I am happy I discovered him on his final episode.
I hope the Australian banks don’t make his body too unrecognizable.
the amount of self deprecation kinda worried me, usually there isn't this much in a vid. I hope everything is okay and that you're safe and supported. While it can be funny it's a slippery slope that can quickly turn from joke into serious mental/emotional damage.
while i hard agree on that statement, its important to note that at the end he says pretty much he's in lockdown and as an aussie myself i have a hunch what city he lives in via that statement. idk if he said it in an earlier vid but for sake of privacy i won't mention where and believe me when i say he's most likely going through some shit with the current lockdowns. I hope he bounces back and lockdowns can ease soon though!
@@st4rrytea Ah shit, I wasn't paying attention clearly and that extremely sucks. I hope things ease down over there and that you're safe as well.
Thanks Dr Phil. What's your next take gonna be?
@@solidus_spence Well we can explore why you feel the need to reply that way, what you believe it adds to the conversation.
After reading it, to me it seems that you think my comment was unnecessary and that I shouldn't give advice related to mental health. Which could be true, I know people don't like being given advice 1: from strangers and 2: when there was no prompt in the first place.
So I do apologies and if Kappa says not to do it then I won't. If I am right on what your purpose was, there are many more kinder and straight to the point ways to tell someone 'Don't give advice to strangers'. Either way I hope you are happy and safe.
@@MintyVoid no worries, it was in the patreon section so understandable if you missed it. and thank you, i hope you are staying safe wherever you live too
Another banger video, looking forwards to the four weeks of pure silence between this and the next one
That crypt toe current sea joke was beautiful and so quick. I love it
"Commit crimes."
*not financial advice
Dude, we're Australian. We can't NOT commit crimes.
kappa has posted once again, time for him to disappear for another 2 months
A Kappa Kaiju upload?! In *my* inbox?! More likely than I thought!
I’m so excited to see another of your videoooosssssss
It really hit when he said "you watch part of this video, go to sleep and watch the rest" because that's exactly what I did
"4/4 is a popular time signature in jazz"
it's the most used time signature in all of music
please explain what he was saying about himself cuz i understand jazz but i don't understand kappa.
I'm ashamed to have understood and laughed at that Jazz 4/4 joke.
The hot, hilarious Aussie cryptid is back, now my eyes and ears are happy
"It's like I'm allergic to denim"
I have never related so much to a phrase
I never wear jeans or likewise material
ah yes, a kappa kaiju video. just what i needed to wake up this morning! see you in another 2 months big guy! /gen
Been looking at a lot of youtubers who do sponsored segments for a while. That was the first I've actually ever watched through and not skipped. And I feel it's likely because you didn't try and pidgeon-hole viewers into it. Just came across as sincere and yeah, I have a thing, but this is also me and the same way a mate wants to tell you about a cool thing at dinner.
Not some weird pun that forces into a Segue. Or you know, something that feels pre-recorded from two weeks before at a much more enthusiastic level. Weirdly refreshing.
(even with the 4-4 pun).
Idk. Feels like a commentary worth noting I guess.
gotta say, love the manbun
Me: Time to watch a new channel, I wonder if it’s good.
Kappa Kaiju: Commit crimes-
Me: Fair enough, I’ll subscribe.
I'm surprised people did actually fall for this obvious scam, but you know, it's easy to manipulate fans, so they had the opportunity.
I don’t know how they expect to not get caught when it was so obvious
it's been 6 years.
thats remarkable
0:24 this is the dumbest joke ever and im ashamed it got me that bad
The clone that the Australian banks replaced Kappa with after they assassinated him is a spitting image.
Another day, another time I go "Huh I wonder what Kappa Kaiju is up to" just as he's uploaded that same day.
(not financial advice) is the same as the 'gamble responsibly' after a bet 360 ad, except the second one is probably more legally relevant
Glad to see you’re alive! Though I couldn’t hear the intro and CC is off so I was blessed with only the sounds of your voice in the distance 😂😂
i'm just happy that Kappa, our australian library jesus watches the Hobbit Detective with a 10 million dollar studio, Coffeezilla
The intro at 1am with headphones scared the absolute shit out of me. I'm intrigued.
First-time notifications actually did something.
Yeah... Heard about this a while back when I was trying to get the deets on faze in general for something else.
The vid I watched went into some pretty heavy detail about looking through the scammers' wallets and seeing that most of them got in long enough to hook a couple of whales, then noped right out almost immediately after, with one guy having a long history of doing that all over the place.
Frabjous day, the Australian recluse has blesséd us with more videographic entertainment!
That rebus (yes I googled that) has put me in the mf grave
Ps - knitted sweaters are the BEST investment
I failed to retain any information from this video, but I still enjoyed it just because Kappa is such an enjoyable personality to witness.
"Can I live inside your brain for a sec?" Sure, but try not to upset any of the other 13 people in there
Kappa i love that little lag animation thing you do
Kappa: You might be asking yourself; wide awake at night- As you watched part of this video and then went to sleep and woke up and watched the rest of it.
sir I came here to be somewhat educated and entertained not to be casually called the fuck out like that.
Yaaaaaay Kappa uploaded!!! Thanks mate, I've been evacuated for a month. This definitely softens the blow.
I dunno who that intern who is miming your movements so perfectly but he deserves a raise.
Was really hoping to get to the thirty second mark in the video before Kappa started barking but at this point disappointment is a constant so I don’t know why I thought today would be any different
The 4/4 joke at the beginning is so good I cackled out loud at 3am. That is possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard
love the green wiggles, very engaging
The main thing on my mind was “Is that Godot’s theme in the background?”
Glad to see you are living kappa!!!
Fucking love your content Bro. It's always worth the waitm
Oh my God it is my favorite youtuber with kaiju in his name not talking about kaiju again :)
I still don't understand what happened, but I'm closer now than ever before. An excellent teacher.
6:26 HOW DID HE KNOW I FALL ASLEEP TO HIS SWEET SULTRY VOICE
Jesus has risen once more to speak his wisdom
Kappa admitted he is like jazz, so we can legally approach him with "you're like jazz?"
6:18 dang you didn't have to call me out like that. I just like falling asleep to your soothing voice
I love the moving green outline kapa has, it's making my brain happy
The most personal of call outs: that I watched this and fell asleep before the end and am now watching it again in the morning...
He's back! Our favorite depressed librarian is back! But honestly the green lagging shadow is really disorienting especially around your arm
1:10 don’t worry, I laughed way more then I am willing to admit.
Australian Jesus's aura has become so powerful the cameras are now picking it up.
>Banking is a scam
I mean, when they give their clients the boot for telling people to be peaceful, it's hard to argue.
"Mommy, can we have Save the Children?"
"We have Save the Children at home."
crypt toe currant sea is the name of my favorite skyrim quest