How Cats Became our Feline Overlords (ft. It's Okay To Be Smart)

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  • @MinuteEarth
    @MinuteEarth  7 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    We made a cat shape out of internet cats. Buy the T-shirt here: store.dftba.com/products/cat-cat-shirt

    • @user-zh7dv7kk6g
      @user-zh7dv7kk6g 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MinuteEarth WORSHIP THE FREAKING CAT FROM SAILOR MOON XD

    • @kittrs9911
      @kittrs9911 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MinuteEarth n

    • @BlossomScales
      @BlossomScales 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Schuck ...

    • @vileSeraphim
      @vileSeraphim 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Schuck
      you* X4
      know*
      If you are trying to be serious, at least use proper English/Grammar.

    • @excusemewhat4387
      @excusemewhat4387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my cat listens to commands :O

  • @TokyoTraveller
    @TokyoTraveller 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    "I'll kill you last"
    A perfect description of cats.

    • @1ungs
      @1ungs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      u meant, purr-fect?

    • @TokyoTraveller
      @TokyoTraveller 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yes, I did.

    • @ramakajarekar5464
      @ramakajarekar5464 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reke =)

    • @dmunjes
      @dmunjes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @TheMineCats
      @TheMineCats 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reminds me of Bender from Futurama

  • @antitheist3206
    @antitheist3206 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    The puns...
    They hurt so bad
    *vomits rainbows*

    • @screaming8435
      @screaming8435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You are making me _fur-ious_

    • @yessauce9971
      @yessauce9971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I guess you can say it was punny

    • @navenbox
      @navenbox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      astin tibet that aint a pun -_-

    • @AlrycaAeveaHexendias
      @AlrycaAeveaHexendias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cat puns aren't *mew* in minuteearth. But *fur* me *purr*-sonally, I found them amewsing.
      ...
      Oh gob, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to overload you of cat puns. I was just *kitten* . I'll leave right *meow*

    • @icaruslukas7041
      @icaruslukas7041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Apawan
      Don't you mean amewsing?

  • @desai8214
    @desai8214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    For all the people wondering why their cats bring home dead or even sometimes half dead animals, the answer is that they are trying to teach you to hunt. In the wild mother cats train their cubs using a couple of steps
    1. Bring home dead animals to eat
    2. Bring home half dead animals for the cubs to get used to killing
    3. Bring them along to observe a hunt
    4. Have them help her in a hunt
    5. Eventually she'll leave them hungry so that they are made to go hunt themselves
    The first and second steps are what your cat is trying to do and since we don't get farther than that it's not usually apparent what the cat is trying to do.
    So there you have it, next time your cat does that think of it like your cat considers you like its offspring and wants to care for you.

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Unknown cute

    • @krisse2682
      @krisse2682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      My cat brought a half dead rabbit twice its size to my sisters bed--

    • @warriorkit2061
      @warriorkit2061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know

    • @maskmeee949
      @maskmeee949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My cat brought home a dead mouse

    • @tiamarie6719
      @tiamarie6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's oddly cute, that they're trying to take care of us in that way even though we all think it's gross.

  • @beeptherobot9730
    @beeptherobot9730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Dogs: Humans give me shelter, food health
    They must be gods
    Cats: Humans give me shelter, food health
    I must be a god

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Very clever

    • @phuongvu527
      @phuongvu527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      old meme. but still gold

    • @lelasings2129
      @lelasings2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @harpervee
      @harpervee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yep here we go the cats vs dogs comments🤦🏼‍♀️ btw I’m on cats side all the way

    • @catchonk18
      @catchonk18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Y’know,not all cats are like that,cats actually helped humans lives before

  • @srodgers7351
    @srodgers7351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "Felines are murder machines."
    My cat killed a moth once.... by sitting on it for too long.

    • @parkerflop
      @parkerflop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My boy will torture the poor things to death....I had to mercy kill a few of the moths he was “playing” with so he’d hurry up and eat instead of hitting them repeatedly

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      S Rodgers so first of all, nice fenniken pic, and second of all, my cat is pretty much peaceful...

    • @foxsnow8540
      @foxsnow8540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My cat sat on a lizard then killed it and brang the dead corpse to me to Barry it and I made a little lizard sized grave rip lil' Lizzie

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ace Dice it's because that lizard was looking at your cat in a funny way... XD

    • @27ratsinatrenchcoat90
      @27ratsinatrenchcoat90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      S Rodgers i have 2 cats and the only thing the've catced is a fly...😄

  • @tenedria
    @tenedria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    it's actually possible to train cats. Most people don't actually train their dogs so nevermind them trying with their cats. Most cats can respond to their names, learn to use a litter box and know how to open doors (even if they didn't figure out how to do it themselves). However, people rarely bother to try to train them even if the technique to train them is the same than with dogs. They are also harder to convince to do the tricks because they really want the reward to be worth the effort, unlike dogs who would do it even if no reward is in sight. So like.. if you use a treat or toy they like they might do the trick for you. Oh and according to a recent study, cats respond better to social rewards like being petted so that can be used as a reward as well.

    • @Exachad
      @Exachad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The wild cat my sister found and picked up learn to always use the litter box and open doors and the funny thing is, if the door is closed, he even tries to spin the doorknob because I think he saw us do it and once, I even saw him succeed. I was awestruck! Yes, my cat does respond to his name being called but, I'm unsure, if that's because we call his name or because cat's ears are sensitive and/or they're curious to know where that weird sound (his name) is coming from. He also, runs towards us, if we call him and chases my dad when he comes home, so yes, cats can be trained.

    • @screaming8435
      @screaming8435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My cat doesn't respond to her name, but she responds to "Come here Kitty" If you tap the ground next to you.

    • @tenedria
      @tenedria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      maybe the name is too long... but if it's not the case. If you call your cat, make sure you give her attention as a reward for her showing up or looking at you (even if it's a coincidence), like petting or feeding her works. Eventually, she'll respond to her name. Not much different than a baby haha.

    • @candyluna2929
      @candyluna2929 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      tenedria yeah, look at those Russian circus cats!!

    • @screaming8435
      @screaming8435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tenedria;
      Her name is two syllables, and she only shows up for me, because I am the only one who feeds/pets her when she comes. She comes to me when I call her name, I meant she doesn't respond when anyone else calls her name.
      I think I will just get my friends and family to do what I did, which was scratch her chin whenever she comes over.

  • @shboi8103
    @shboi8103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Cats can detect your heartbeat across the wall when you're in your bedroom. If they hear your heart beating slow, they know you're asleep and they won't disturb you. But once they hear it speeding up, they know you're in the stage of waking up. The more domesticated a cat is, the better they will be at this.

    • @shboi8103
      @shboi8103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This is why some cats wake their owners up at 3 a.m (light sleeping stage) v.s more domestic cats will do this at 6-7 a.m (typical waking up time)

    • @sophiaaryanna9485
      @sophiaaryanna9485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Slimeyhairball that's so cool!

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Source

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I always just thought they could hear when you started to squirm around more in bed or just memorized your daily routine.

    • @8hunnidbands
      @8hunnidbands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dog can detect cancer

  • @halopoison6062
    @halopoison6062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    dood: Cats are murder machines.
    My cat once killed this mouse by farting while sitting on it......

  • @BonjesBongo
    @BonjesBongo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    The puns in this video hurt me on many levels...
    You can say they are catastrophic.

    • @hkazxc7309
      @hkazxc7309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      holy cheese nice one there

    • @jpchevron
      @jpchevron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That one made me paws for thought.

    • @Exachad
      @Exachad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +jpchevron This made me paws for a mewment.

    • @thenarstar
      @thenarstar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I should be able to come up with better puns but the cat has got my tounge.

    • @besmart
      @besmart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I regret nothing

  • @HeliosKou
    @HeliosKou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    the Egyptian cat was Luna fro Sailor Moon

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HeliosKou No,that's umbreon.

    • @sapphirepup200
      @sapphirepup200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Inan Chowdhury no it is Luna from sailor moon

    • @gamegirl8722
      @gamegirl8722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Inan Chowdhury Umbreon isn't even a cat

    • @toastbread2263
      @toastbread2263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GameGirl872 Well Umbreon looks lile one. XD

    • @themixer1276
      @themixer1276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inan Chowdhury a

  • @yup8433
    @yup8433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I tried counting the cat puns...
    I lost count

    • @lesleygalvin3239
      @lesleygalvin3239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      After the ninth?

    • @BiiZii
      @BiiZii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I counted 5

    • @chloemyles515
      @chloemyles515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh u just got catfished

    • @squeaksquawk4255
      @squeaksquawk4255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There were a meowntain of them, after all

  • @connorconnor2421
    @connorconnor2421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    2:22 It says "3:00 AM" on the alarm. Coincidence? I tHiNk NoT!

    • @foogaga741
      @foogaga741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it happend the same time while i was reading your comments lol

  • @arooobine
    @arooobine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Me: "But how big is 1000 square kilometers?"
    MinuteEarth: "200,000 football fields."
    Me: "Oh OK that definitely helps me visualize it, thanks."

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Exactly... 1000 square kilometers is already good enough. Why do americans compare everything big to football fields. Seriously, you guys need more accurate measurements... Nobody has time to say I need a 3/8 of an inch wrench... You say I need a 10 mill. Same with feet... My foot is different from your foot, or from your cousin's foot, or from Shania Twain's foot! Feet are things humans have that allow them to move. Meters, kilometers, nautical miles... that's stuff you measure distance with.

    • @cloudy2071
      @cloudy2071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Benjamin Hershey
      Its just very big
      We'll leave it at that

    • @olig6769
      @olig6769 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's about the size of the city of san antonio or badlands national park.

    • @DetachaplePenis
      @DetachaplePenis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Megadriver Metric overlords who can't understand imperial bewilder me, sure metric is easier to switch inside of the metric system since its basically just 10s but the difference between the two is the same as a difference between languages. It's easy to understand either of them so why bother trying to be an elitist about it? Which is better, English or Chinese? Which is better, Thai or Russian? The answer is that it doesn't matter even a little so why bother looking down on a whole group of people for so.ething that comes more easily to them than you? Both Imperial and Metric shills need to get over themselves.

    • @jiangzongzhe449
      @jiangzongzhe449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shane Gossman
      Well... It is easier if everyone sticked to 1 unified system. NASA, after all, lost a $100 million dollar spacecraft due to conversion errors from Imperial to Metric for the measurements of their spacecraft

  • @besmart
    @besmart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Thanks for letting me take over MinuteEarth this week! I think I look pretty good as a stick figure 🙂

    • @P3arlJang
      @P3arlJang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi, Joe!

    • @AbudBakri
      @AbudBakri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stick figure beauty contest in 3...2....1

    • @maxplesca2228
      @maxplesca2228 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Okay To Luca uuuuuuuuûmi

    • @donut5818
      @donut5818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Top 10 Hottest Anime Guys

    • @darker0
      @darker0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi,joe

  • @mrayrick7631
    @mrayrick7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:13 “meower days” that part made me laugh so much
    0:26 “transfur” made me laugh

    • @hulick6910
      @hulick6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demonetized!

    • @meteofur9604
      @meteofur9604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone who plays the game "Changed" has a very different idea of the word "transfur"...

  • @killersushi99
    @killersushi99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    *I have an attack cat named Silvia. She sits in the window all cute. If a stranger walks up to the window she hits the glass and lets out a screeching meow like GET OUT OF HERE CREEPER!! XD*

    • @lovecole4662
      @lovecole4662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cat's name is pudie. (pronounced Poo-Dee)
      She does the same thing
      But she class the window
      And if they walk away...
      She takes her anger out
      On me and my family xD

    • @lovecole4662
      @lovecole4662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Claws*

    • @firefly9661
      @firefly9661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have two cats called Storm and Shadow and they are adorable.

    • @maskmeee949
      @maskmeee949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a cat named Haru.My cat does like almost the same thing as you but he will stick out his claws and like scratch the glass but hr just hisses at the person till he or she get out or move away

    • @creativity1851
      @creativity1851 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I HATE CATS

  • @tedbarszewski7181
    @tedbarszewski7181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    So many cat puns. I'm proud.

    • @ilikecreepypasta4954
      @ilikecreepypasta4954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MeMe_tRaSh :/ why? Are you trying to be edgy? It isn't edgy to be edgy anymore, it's forced and over used. Btw, you can be charged with 25,000 dollars and and few years in prison, also charged with manslaughter if they actually do kill themselves.

    • @kaitepowell5315
      @kaitepowell5315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you mean purr-oud. I'll take my leave now

    • @militantpacifist5532
      @militantpacifist5532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaite Powell fuck you, I wanted to make that pun :(

    • @dalemonshateu6948
      @dalemonshateu6948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *puuurrroud

    • @aykay521
      @aykay521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CreeperLord2020 CL20 dammit I wanted too say that meow I can't!...

  • @irmadbro
    @irmadbro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    2:30
    this is the cat
    that killed the rat
    that ate the malt
    that lay in the house that jack built

    • @ExRaymundo
      @ExRaymundo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reilly Madigan haha- I remember that book- it was so good

  • @aetherresonant9079
    @aetherresonant9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Cats I recognized
    Nyan cat
    Pusheen cat
    Keyboard cat
    Grumpy Cat
    Peaches (Neko Atsume)
    Probably an Umbreon
    I want to say pickles was in there

    • @chloe-rf9vt
      @chloe-rf9vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AetherResonant And Luna from Sailor Moon!
      Edit: in here: 2:06

  • @zperk13
    @zperk13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    my cat brought my family a dead bird last week

    • @hitcircle6275
      @hitcircle6275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's a sign of affection

    • @desai8214
      @desai8214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Zachary Perkins it's what wild cats do for their children to start training them to hunt so it means your cat loves you and wants to teach you how to survive

    • @duckyducktm9197
      @duckyducktm9197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a sign of affection!

    • @kilerless616
      @kilerless616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Free meal

    • @danicagarcia5296
      @danicagarcia5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually receive bugs and dead rats

  • @onyxtay7246
    @onyxtay7246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:20 Can confirm. Our adorable little kitten, just a couple months old, managed to catch a wild rabbit and play with it. It was not playing very nice.

  • @Hash.Cookie
    @Hash.Cookie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords..

    • @nonbinaryfortnite
      @nonbinaryfortnite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hash Wijesinghe you beat me to it

    • @nakkiewildvangst2656
      @nakkiewildvangst2656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ... it's about time cats take the whole thing here in control!

    • @Marblez-pd1uf
      @Marblez-pd1uf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hash Wijesinghe same if cats took over the world I would totally be fine with that I mean like as long as I was on their side

    • @christophermotte7532
      @christophermotte7532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kent brockman lol

    • @greene7700
      @greene7700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I welcome our new robot feline overlords.

  • @indy4202
    @indy4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When you see keyboard cat, grumpy cat and, pusheen the cat ......
    You know its good!!! 😍😍

  • @cantdy
    @cantdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how you explain this really good but add humour to it, love the animation

  • @MinuteEarth
    @MinuteEarth  7 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    So, how many famous internet cats did you find in this video? Let's see who got a purr-fect score!

    • @MrVauxs
      @MrVauxs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      how many things did you do to make this???? imgur.com/a/s7U6S
      also i found 4 and the nyan cat

    • @claymeistereu
      @claymeistereu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess it's 5?

    • @gurjeetkaur2973
      @gurjeetkaur2973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I got a purr-fect zero.....#SocialMediaInept
      Loved the video....would love to see more collabs in the future!!

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where's Maru? Oh, at 0:07

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both pancake cat and ceiling cat are missing.

  • @wingid
    @wingid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first time you say “meow a day” and I thought you say “now a day” and I repeat it again and again and then I realize you say “meow a day” *BLOWN MY MIND*

  • @CriticalAdventure
    @CriticalAdventure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:25
    Now that you just created a pun, this comment section is gonna be flooded with cat puns. Just purr-fect. This is gonna be another cat-astrophy.

  • @jenniferstine8567
    @jenniferstine8567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My cats knew how to sit, stay, lie down, fetch, get up, come here etc on command. I trained them to respond to voice and hand signals. They were like children and would challenge authority, but I win since I have the ability to open the kibble bag.

  • @gigglysamentz2021
    @gigglysamentz2021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    0:44 33 x 33 km is actually easier to conceive than 200,000 football fields XD

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats more of a math versus visuals thing.

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Merilirem still makes it easier to concieve tho

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nope. it's easier to visualize 33 kms too

  • @samanthamaesoriano7495
    @samanthamaesoriano7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "It all started with the cat,who ate the rat,who ate the grain,that lay in the hut that our ancestors built"
    NICE!!

  • @gibboustime
    @gibboustime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kitty: *_I HAZ GARBAGE!_* **while chomping down on something.**

  • @dutchik5107
    @dutchik5107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    when you put on this video, on your phone, with headphones.
    and immediately your cat comes to you and tries to eat your headphone cable. and lays on your lap.
    I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING FLUFFY!!!

    • @BROODxBELEG
      @BROODxBELEG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      they must not know our secrets, quickly, act cute!

  • @imdaria5198
    @imdaria5198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Oh the cat puns.... Amewzing.

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want one of those ancient cats. They look awesome.

  • @nadyaali7584
    @nadyaali7584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *"S T A Y C U R I O U S"*

  • @eeveeontheeeveelutionmaste9674
    @eeveeontheeeveelutionmaste9674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The cat in the click bait is pretty much saying
    "Wake up human I need stuff"

    • @lilac9346
      @lilac9346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eeveeon The eeveelution master Its called a thumbnail not a click bait

    • @Dalen22_W
      @Dalen22_W 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eeveeon The eeveelution master I don't think the thumbnail was misleading tho. Seemed fine to me

    • @toastbread2263
      @toastbread2263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's called a thumbnail.

  • @swaggymcswagster7212
    @swaggymcswagster7212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I used to think cats grew up into lions.

    • @ASBlueful
      @ASBlueful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's so cute!

    • @durpddurke4633
      @durpddurke4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In my experience cats start off as tiny lions, and then grow up to lazy balls of floof

    • @literallythefloor5431
      @literallythefloor5431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏WHY 😂

    • @Niopmahcheep
      @Niopmahcheep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya, they evolve like pokemon !

  • @Blade.5786
    @Blade.5786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Oh,you can't imagine how 1000 square km looks like?Well,umm,it's 200,000 football fields.
    Can't anyone help me visualize some huge area *without* mentioning football fields?Heck,I don't even play or watch football that often!

    • @birdiful_human
      @birdiful_human 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blade The Sceptile Do you use the metric systems? If so it's 120 yards long.

    • @seknight2835
      @seknight2835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like, 25% bigger than the whole of new york

    • @ariaden
      @ariaden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Inan Chowdhury
      No. The football field is the mandatory unit of area, at least for people making fun of freedom units.

    • @tanmayverma8747
      @tanmayverma8747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/vZWvxpR-BZ8/w-d-xo.html

  • @farryhandika
    @farryhandika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Felines are murder machine"
    My cats hunt cockroaches for fun. They guard my home from it.

  • @5temtalks405
    @5temtalks405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I haz garbage

  • @yuungi9391
    @yuungi9391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Cats are my fav animal, but i feel bad for those who hate them.. like those who had cats that bit, scratched and hissed at them n stuff.. i have 5 cats atm and had many more before that- they could be tricky to handle but they NEVER attacked me, nor pushed stuff off the counters.. i feel bad for those who had this happiness taken away from them :(( i love dogs too tho, both animals are awesome and i love them (also, those people who keep saying that dogs are better than cats and vice versa need to sTOP. you can like one more than the other but you gotta understand both have their ups and downs.. please keep this in your mind :))

    • @yuungi9391
      @yuungi9391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      EdinPlayZ okay you got me wrong there buddy. I said it's okay to like one more than the other, but that doesn't mean you have to go ballistic on anyone who says "cats are great pets" (i noticed dog people do this a LOT these days..)
      There is no overall "better" in this situation, so.. ye (sorry for making you upset, i just wanted to clear something that has been bothering me for a while up :(()

    • @srodgers7351
      @srodgers7351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I currently have 2 cats and one of them just attacks me for no reason. She has bitten me and drawn blood 4 times now, but she is 15 years old and we just got her from the shelter. So I'm just like "Ok guess I'm gonna get bitten every now and again, I can deal." She's a sweetie 99.9% of the time. Point is there are some cats that do attack, but it's worth it :)

    • @madijackowski4088
      @madijackowski4088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yoongi lol not my cats. They are assholes but they are my assholes

    • @literallythefloor5431
      @literallythefloor5431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve owned both a cat and a dog, neither of them were really mine but cats and dogs have lived with me for certain periods of time and I know what goes into taking care of both and I just happen to prefer cats. I love dogs too they’re adorable and sweet but I’m a cat person and I don’t see anything wrong with that. everyone who has ever gotten into an argument over cats vs dogs needs to have an internet time-out

    • @alzhanvoid
      @alzhanvoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      S Rodgers Soo.... you stay in abusive relationships, involving cats?? Thats a new level of low.

  • @apiltrishad.c.bajaeo7365
    @apiltrishad.c.bajaeo7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cat: NYA~
    Me: this cat is possessed we have to burn it
    Mom: she is not possessed!!!!
    Me: ohhhh okay
    Cat: b#tch
    Me: yep it's possessed

  • @pawsomepawsanimations5962
    @pawsomepawsanimations5962 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Minute Earth, you have completely outdone yourself. All the pawsome cat puns....and Pusheen....100 out of 100.

  • @gilhushpond608
    @gilhushpond608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a cat person who's assortment of cats are 90% stray, I can confirm that "meow" is a mama-kitten sound, since all the strays we've taken in have re-learned to meow when they want something; after they've adjusted to us of course.

  • @featherkitty4678
    @featherkitty4678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    so
    much
    cat
    *PUNS*

  • @lesleygalvin3239
    @lesleygalvin3239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Felines are murder machines' my cats intentionally not kill the lizards they find and bring them to me because they know that I am fascinated by reptiles

  • @GabbeSilva-zf9db
    @GabbeSilva-zf9db 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All the cat puns were so funny,i'm not kitten you guys.

  • @s_o_n5823
    @s_o_n5823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    NOT EVEN 30 SECOND'S AND WE HAVE MORE THEN 2 PUNS

  • @bonniegang3015
    @bonniegang3015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    LOL cat puns XD sounds like Chat Noir Purrfect

    • @hosipa4138
      @hosipa4138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dark Wolf exactly what I was thinking.

  • @joanamiranda2175
    @joanamiranda2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the Pusheen reference at 0:16! She really takes over the world!

  • @pogingtubebar1563
    @pogingtubebar1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:28 pun Purrf
    0:12 meow day's

  • @5up3rp3rs0n
    @5up3rp3rs0n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Why is the recommendation full of random kid videos?

    • @theokchannel2081
      @theokchannel2081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Logo for real though! I thought it was just me looking up SpongeBob clips

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Logo I got a movie. Tom and jerry back to oz. wut.

    • @jjc5475
      @jjc5475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah me too WTF.

    • @IgnatRemizov
      @IgnatRemizov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is so weird O.o a whole bunch of animated kid's tv shows and movies are in my suggestions...

    • @-wenschow907
      @-wenschow907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      most of them don't even have more than 2 thousand views.. the last five actually only have around 4 views, what the fuck is this

  • @sergiopb502
    @sergiopb502 7 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    People need to stop using "American football fields" as a measuring unit, only one country on this planet can understand that reference accurately. And while we are on the subject, please also stop measuring asteroids by how many times the size of Texas they are.

    • @Vaasref
      @Vaasref 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Both footballs fields should be banned from measuring units.

    • @ethan123abcR
      @ethan123abcR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I shouldn't be any field. It's absolutely ridiculous to compare something to the size of something if it is thousands of times larger.

    • @alyastastic
      @alyastastic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meteorites are about 0.2 times the size of Texas

    • @AaronDuck
      @AaronDuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      inthepocket
      hey I'm an American!!
      although, you have a good point... also I hate American football... and I actually call it that..

    • @AaronDuck
      @AaronDuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *****​ umm who? How did it not make sense? Oh is it because at the end I talked about random things? Ok lol

  • @coltonhughes2724
    @coltonhughes2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my cat - lies on bed menicingliy -me - aww so cute ow no bad dont bite my hand

  • @magnumdong3585
    @magnumdong3585 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My cat is so hell-bent on being in the bathroom with me that he figured out he could slam into the door to open it.

  • @edenmairay60
    @edenmairay60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    My cat is taking over my bed

    • @ejhegdgdghd9047
      @ejhegdgdghd9047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MariEve how funny

    • @sugarchck9451
      @sugarchck9451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MariEve my cat is taking over my body

    • @AurioDK
      @AurioDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All dogs will do that if you let them, many cats will and just as many won´t. My cat never wanted to cuddle when I went to sleep, maybe I snore? :)

    • @Moonmoon-vc5lk
      @Moonmoon-vc5lk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MariEve lol

    • @commissaryarrick9670
      @commissaryarrick9670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is not your bed anymore it is his/hers

  • @attilarischt2851
    @attilarischt2851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    THE PUNS! OH MY GOD THE PUNS!

    • @screaming8435
      @screaming8435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you _furr-strated_?

    • @yessauce9971
      @yessauce9971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those cat puns are punny

  • @barkatullah1620
    @barkatullah1620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amount of cat puns in this video is CATastrophic.

  • @fallenangelmichael1276
    @fallenangelmichael1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So if we forget about our cat it will start to Roar like a wild one 🤔

  • @skywalker2837
    @skywalker2837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    why are some comments "12+ hours ago" when this video has only been uploaded just now?

    • @skywalker2837
      @skywalker2837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love @MinuteEarth btw :D

    • @pradhumnkanase8381
      @pradhumnkanase8381 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sky Walker yeah....

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      patreon supporters get access to the video before it goes public (which is what youtube shows as the upload date/time)

    • @The_LIC
      @The_LIC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they link the unlisted video on twitter uup to a day before they release it.

    • @scishowfan2.050
      @scishowfan2.050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sky Walker
      possibly patreon

  • @literallyafuckingspoon8801
    @literallyafuckingspoon8801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Those puns.. you cat to be kitten me right meow

  • @princesscandyface3339
    @princesscandyface3339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear if he says one more cat pun I'm gonna-

  • @jasonkramer8536
    @jasonkramer8536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That grumpy cat was exploited with serious health problems that absolutely affected her quality of life. Not a knock against you, I love this video. It's just that Tardar Sauce spent her last few years in and out of vet clinics because her owner wanted to keep capitalizing off of her misery.

    • @jasonkramer8536
      @jasonkramer8536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And of course, all of these pet videos are exploitative, but this person specifically prolonged the suffering of her cat to profit off of.

  • @CobroxYT
    @CobroxYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm watching this with my cat on my lap

  • @ItsYaGirlAvacado
    @ItsYaGirlAvacado 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    85 MILLION Pusheens In the world

  • @themrfriendly9511
    @themrfriendly9511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real reason why Egyptians worshipped cats is because they scared away creepers, which allowed them to not be worried about builders and the temples they were making would be blown up.

  • @FandomLover-xc2fz
    @FandomLover-xc2fz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My brother: What chu watchin?
    Me: NYA!!
    My brother: wut
    Me: NYA!
    My brother: Ok Stahp

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My life is complete. 2 of my fav channels did a collab.

  • @rya1842
    @rya1842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Poor single puma.

  • @sanSDI
    @sanSDI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You Can train Cats o,O i trained mine because she had to be indoors for awhile because of illness. With no chance to roam outside she got frustrated. But the training (basics like sit, give me paw, turn right or left,...) Helped and she had something to do. It was an amazing time.

  • @mokyodai
    @mokyodai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:10 - that's a Pokemon! Umbreon!

  • @sunken_lilies
    @sunken_lilies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Lots of Neko Atsume

  • @gaylordcummins6802
    @gaylordcummins6802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Last time I checked, being popular doesn't make you an overlord. Mass genociding millions does. (rip Stalin-chan)

    • @Jinny-Wa
      @Jinny-Wa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea Stalin and Truman were the real baddies in the WWII

    • @X_rnas
      @X_rnas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Starinu-kun and Zrumanuh-chan

    • @chickdove9572
      @chickdove9572 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, control makes you an overlord. Cats control us, they get food and water, and shelter and love.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also they do commit genocide thanks to being such good hunters.

  • @komradebigtex1871
    @komradebigtex1871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “The cats that ate rodents but didn’t eat children got to stick around” lol

  • @madisons.3078
    @madisons.3078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahhh, the sweet relief of cat puns😁

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Haaaaaaaaaaa transFURmation... You get it? Because TransFURmation starts with the letter T and the word Cat ends in the letter T
    Good one guys.. Good one =P

  • @AbudBakri
    @AbudBakri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    85 million cats on Earth x 9 lives = 765 MILLION cat lives #catlivesmatter

  • @daritos1294
    @daritos1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hooman: Sit!
    Cat: *Poops*
    Me: OH I GET IT

  • @randomperson9886
    @randomperson9886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:56 IDC IF ITS 1 AM! Cats are also the mans best friend!!! 😐

  • @nannaleifa
    @nannaleifa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:55 Pfft, what a dog lovers propaganda...
    Jk, I like dogs too. :p

    • @aaronkeys9128
      @aaronkeys9128 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enoth dog lovers a came to see cats

  • @memebigboy3620
    @memebigboy3620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    as he said we still can't train them.. I am making my cat sit and do tricks..

    • @mansamusa1743
      @mansamusa1743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trash Senpai my cat can do the push things off the table trick

    • @mccama19
      @mccama19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've trained my cat to come with the snap of my fingers, jump up, search where I'm pointing, and the newest one is "No, try again" to get her to redo something. Cats are very trainable if you offer treats as rewards.

    • @indra-fu1ew
      @indra-fu1ew 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I train my cats to brush their teeth and push up 20 times before sleeping.

    • @Itslina98
      @Itslina98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      fluffydad1228 Lol who dropped you as a kid?

  • @xKernel_official
    @xKernel_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The finny thing is that mice are closer to us evolutionary than cats are

  • @Mia_Belle913
    @Mia_Belle913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With all the cat puns ... chat noir would be proud

  • @MuzikBike
    @MuzikBike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats.
    Now the internet worships cats. Great job, evolution.

  • @dogeisveryderpy571
    @dogeisveryderpy571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    * Touches a cat, Gets Sick And Dies* " Thats My Story Folks! "

    • @SpaceGoose71
      @SpaceGoose71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why u hate cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doge Is very Derpy my story is, touch a cat, cat wuvs you...
      And also, I can easily tell that you're a dog lover... So all I can say is...
      Try and count how much times dogs have murdered people, try and count it on your fingers and toes...
      What's that, you need about 2,000,000,000,000,000,000 more fingers and toes just to count how much people have died from dog attacks?

    • @alvinarce9775
      @alvinarce9775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheOnly ShinyUmbreon 25,000 humans were killed by dog and 10M dogs were killed by humans and hope you dont get toxoplasmosis!!!

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alvin Arce when I see notification: whelp, it's probably just another hate comment...
      After seeing comment: yup, I was right, it's not like this is the 121st hate comment today, can't wait to read all the hate comments that build up over night...

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alvin Arce and also, I do hope that I get toxoplasmosis, I have no point in life, so, the sooner I die, the better...

  • @yxcheng3078
    @yxcheng3078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man these puns are “CAT”astrophic

  • @amygalaxy174
    @amygalaxy174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:19 not listening already fooled me with the cuteness😍😍😍

  • @fransiscusedward9735
    @fransiscusedward9735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    those cat puns were FURious

  • @ohlnwwlknat6621
    @ohlnwwlknat6621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I see cat, I press like.

  • @tommygun4552
    @tommygun4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My Cat found a *caterpillar* and she ate it...

  • @kerentan9446
    @kerentan9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *I NEED MORE CAT PICTURES PLEASE! ! !*
    seriously, who drew all the kitties?!

  • @Dumbassfish63
    @Dumbassfish63 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:09 is that an umbreon?

    • @iliasg2002
      @iliasg2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I swear it's luna from sailor moon

    • @GeorgeEe
      @GeorgeEe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      monster allergy fan that is Luna from Sailor Moon

    • @AlyssaMcNeil
      @AlyssaMcNeil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Definitely Luna from Sailor Moon
      (Also" Luna" means "Moon" in Italian).

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *fighting evil by moonlight*

    • @iliasg2002
      @iliasg2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know how the song goes, we had another one for that show in Belgium " zeg het toverwoord "

  • @justinwalsh2210
    @justinwalsh2210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This video is incorrect. Cats technically domesticated us about 10k years ago. It's a common misconception to think cats were used to catch the mice which is how they became domesticated. In fact, dogs were actually used for that purpose first. Cats then started to come along. The closest ancestor to today's domesticated cat is the felis silvestris, who technically domesticated themselves. As humans began making settlements they produced a lot of garbage with little place to discard. These cats actually fed off the garbage. Their ability to hunt mice was a positive byproduct of our curious pals. These cats domesticated themselves around the Fertile Crescent, Egypt, Syria (Cyprus), Iraq (Mesopotamia), Israel. From there, with all the economic trading going on at these major ports, cats made their way around Europe and Asia. Cats started as more of the tabby type and with genetic mutation, we now have as many as 73 breeds. Oddly enough, Vikings from Northern Europe loved the Orange Tabby, and it's thought to believe the Vikings played a major role in the dissemination of cats around the world, in addition to trade with the major powers at that time.

    • @saram5305
      @saram5305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow thank you, I'm fascinated by all this. I've always been a huge cat-lover. :) And my cat is certainly the queen of the house to be honest! And she knows it too! Lol.

    • @ArtStone
      @ArtStone 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Walsh - facts trump theories. Well done.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theories explain facts and lead to falsifiable predictions.

    • @ArtStoneUS
      @ArtStoneUS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reason - that's an interesting theory you have there

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, My terrier is far superior to my cat in hunting mice & rats at my summer house. My cat (Who been able to catch squirrel when they reached out balcony was unable to eliminate the underground mice hideout in our old-arse garage at the summer house. Anyways, literally the minute she left the car door, she ran on instinct to the place in question and just killed like 12 of them within minutes of each other. And since then we haven't had any mice what so ever, apart from occational rat or mouse that runs across the fields to another place.
      She was almost on her way to hunt moose as well. So that's pretty dope.
      My cat had killed 2 mice over 6 years living there. My Dog only needed 1 min to find the infestation and start killing all of them.

  • @crossoverepisode
    @crossoverepisode 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude dude dude, save all your cat puns for the end. That wasn’t a pun, that was a poem.

  • @cerberaodollam
    @cerberaodollam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched this with a black murder machine purrrring up a storm in my lap.

  • @shity_boyz
    @shity_boyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    luna from sailor moon

    • @amysgamingandlps4945
      @amysgamingandlps4945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luna in every episode of Sailor Moon ever: Usagi-chan!

  • @lazilazii
    @lazilazii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:10 is the UMBREON

  • @meganerd14
    @meganerd14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I'm starting to get it
    Dogs hunted the big prey, cats hunted small prey
    What beautiful cooperation :)

  • @theworldofpanda6559
    @theworldofpanda6559 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    these cat puns make me wanna go strangle one and scream “purr-fect” at it over and over