Why Lebanese Parents Are Never Satisfied - Nemr: No Bombing In Beirut
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Me : Mom I got covid 19
Mom : your cousin have covid 20 😂
Very good one
Lol 😂
😂😂😉
LOL!
HAHAHAHAHA
Indian parents:
1. I got a 99% in Math -> Why not 100?
2. I got 100% in Math -> Hmm...was it too easy? How many more people got 100?
Same same in Pakistan it literally happens to me
@@Turco-mughal
Lol, don't try to fool us
@@KSDK32 😂
@@KSDK32 uhhmm no pakistani culture is super similar to india and generic asian, brown culture
@@KSDK32 how is he fooling tho. Here in Bangladesh it's also same
I got 98% at high school and my mom was like: why didn't you get 99.99% just like your cousin 🙃🚶🏻♀️😂
Yeah same here 😂🙃
Are you Lebanese cuz no one gets a 98% in high school here🤨😂
@@ronybechara2992 no honey I'm saudi 🌚🤣
@@Amber-qe5lb ah nice my dad lived there for 10+ years and i did for a couple of months... 🇱🇧❤🇸🇦
Rony Béchara so damb true
Egyptian parents won't acknowledge your success until you make it to the White House or dine with royalty. Only then you are good enough 😂😂😂
Reading these replies, I am getting to realize this is a global Muslim world problem. :D
@@UsmanUrRehmanAhmed not just muslim, Indian parents are the exact same, i.e., non muslim Indian parents too.
@@UsmanUrRehmanAhmed lol wait before you see Jewish parents 😁
@@UsmanUrRehmanAhmed no lol im arab-christian and this also happens lol
it depends really. Rich parents not so much, but poor or middle income probably yeah
The worst is an Asian having a Lebanese Father in law. It's like he has to live his nightmares for the second time.
LOL
That will be the end though.
"What am I Michael Jackson?"
Best line of the whole clip.
😂🤣
i cried cuz i missed my parents and LOL at the same time.. but deep down in my heart i was just crying out loud.. love them.. MAY ALLAH GRANT THEM JANNAH AND SIMPLIFY ALL OF YOU READING THIS..
Aameen
It's OK we had fun
But for real, this kind of parents are ready to give every thing they have to make there children happy but the problem is that most of them don't have enough.
We felt the same when we were kids now as we became father's we understand
Thanks mom n dad for all the love you gave
Wow! How right you are! They pour their hearts out on you in a different way!
Best comedian ever!!
As a Lebanese person EVERYTHING he said is true
Please ma tsad2e el kezbe eno el libneniye special, kel el sh3oub a7san sad2eene bas el lebneniye 3aycheena
It's true for Egyptians too 😂😂
@@johnkilljoy6211 on spot 👌🏻
Omg yes
Best comedian Russell Peters!
The dad thing seems like my Greek father😂😂😘🇬🇷
He is so funny! God i love lebanese👍🙂😘
Or Persian lol
I love Greece Opa 😍💙
If only they put more stuff like this on the news and TV everybody will realize how similar we all are. Because we are HUMAN! The same species. Like it’s crazy ppl still are so amazed how similar we are! Don’t be surprised just keep spreading the love ❤️
“Slide to answer”... Literally... The visualisation itself is 🤣
Thank you, I didn't get the joke til I read this....couldn't understand what he said with that accent
Oh that's so funny...what am I Michael jackson....oh f**k too funny. Im crying and typing this.
This dude got people crying in the front row. Props.
“Hey mom I got a 95-“ “why no 100”
(T_T)
I thought I was the only one to hear that!
I remember coming home with all 100s in my last year in school, waiting for a pat on the back, my mom just quietly said "how could it be otherwise?" thanks to my demanding parents I am where I am today. May Allah protect out parents.
I gotta go to one of his shows to get me Lebanese girl😏
Make sure her father, 2 brothers and 12 cousins are not waiting for you outside
@@willbr4149
LMAO.
@@willbr4149 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@willbr4149 or bring the mahr with you
They are high maintenance dude. Take care.
I almost died laughing at the last joke. The sliding 🤣🤣
He is so good!!! Kudos to this guy
I thought my (Irish) parents were impossible to please. Apparently I got off light.
I like the "slide to answer" bit.
He’s been sliding throughout the day to answer jajajajaja oh god this is too funny
This is why i lowered my parents expectations of me at a very young age😂😂😂😂😂
This trick really works. Many of my friends and my little sister says that this technique is the best 😂😂
@@aryan_bhat it totally works😂 and when you end up accomplishing basic things they get so proud😂😂😂😂
Throwing Stones, the IsIs publication.
I never knew there were people who could compete with we Africans on this level tho' wow😆
In terms of aiming high you mean? Always striving for more??? Really?
@@steven320 wtf? I was referencing the parent/child dynamic. Get your self-esteem fixed .
@@itube3396 I got that genius. I was actually saying your statement regarding that is false.
We are all the same! We really are
@@ericmendez5815
Nope, definitely naive of you
You know you're doomed when he pull his trum card "you're saying your father is a liar"
Trump card*
If only his dad had said "Somebody will get a hurt real bad..." 🤣🤣🤣
Then Peter Russel will react... real bad.
grew up with Lebanese parents.
this is too true
Body language, accent, everything. It could be anywhere in India.😁
100% right.
Lebanse women are so beautiful
Yes they are,,,,lol
Teddy Bear uhh for your info I’m Lebanese and we are not brown people but if you see brown people they might have went to the beach and got some tan btw what is the problem of being brown huh ?
Teddy Bear l and if so what is your damb problem dude just accept this and if not then just do not watch anything about us got it. Hope you do
Naser loll
Naser sorry I do not remember bc I was in a rush going to walk so I do not really remember but whatever I said I’m sorry if it was something bad but I love Lebanese people and no matter how they look they are way to funny, know how to live life and always here for you and I’m Lebanese
You got me a mirror 😂
Cultures from middle east are so damn relatable :D Same story everywhere with parents!
5:26 what a beauty??? it honestly makes me want to cry 😭 not fair, I can't handle being single anymore. the video is very funny but noe I feel sad.
I felt the same thing... how beautiful is she with her smile. This video was worth watching for two different reasons
Why do I relate do much. The same shit! happens with Indian parents.
the scripture entitled Taittiriya Upaniṣad, it is said that when the students are graduating from their college, their teacher gives them the following parting message:
“May you be one for whom his mother is a Deva. May you be one for whom his father is a Deva. May you be one for whom a guest is a Deva. May you be one for whom his teacher is a Deva.”
The idea is that we should respect, serve and worship our parents, guests as well as our teachers even before we worship Bhagavān. This is a very unique teaching of our tradition. The western religions always place God before parents. Note that in our tradition, the mother is listed first, because she is the most respectable of all, more than even the father. th-cam.com/video/587HvH6qbnI/w-d-xo.html
@@manojnair6146 did you know outdated culture needs to be updated.
@@maku8075 this is the updation manual:
When the Portuguese came, St. Xavier wrote to the king of Portugal, his patron, “If there were no brahmins, all pagans would be converted to our faith.” He hated them with hatred that evangelists alone are capable of. He called them a “most perverse people.” Brahmins became a persecuted people. Next, the British came. They physically disarmed India. Then missionaries and orientalists led an ideological disarmament.
Rev. C. Buchanan said that Indians should be baptized because “it attaches the governed to the governors.” They thought that brahmins came in the way of their dream of a baptized India. They started blackening and discrediting them. A brochure called The Book of Wisdom in 279 verses was widely circulated by missionaries under William Carey, touted as the father of the Indian press. It was one of the first he printed and is addressed to the “mean, despicable Brahmins.” The brochure promises hell for heathens and salvation through Christ.
@@maku8075updation experience:
The first few months spent in the company of these women was enough for me to realize that I must never become like one of them. They are taught to throw away the family idols, to kick and break them, to urinate on them to show their faith in their church. They had to sever all connections with their family members who have not accepted Christ. They had to refuse all offerings from temples and false gods and had to make all attempts to bring the lost brethren into the fold of Christianity. Boxes and boxes of bibles were always being received in the godown on behalf of the pastors visiting us. Each denomination wanting their versions to be distributed. I learnt from the past, and did not show them my skills..I acted a bit slow and dull. No one knew that I understood Hindi or English. They thought of me as a Christian tribal girl who had run away from an abusive husband. No one asked me why he had abused me.
But Christianity teaches people to hate their own family, traditions, age-old practices, and says that you are a sinner going to hell if you follow your ancient ways. There is no joy nor dance, no festivity nor acceptance, no colour nor custom. And such foreigners come year after year to improve our lives. They abuse our ways, make fun of us, mock at us, and then say that they are here to help us. We want to be left alone, but we are not allowed to be ourselves. Only people with no self-esteem and those who are greedy go to them, I would never. But for my husband, I would never have stepped into any church.
We tribals were constantly belittled with loudspeakers blaring that our rites and rituals are terrible, not civilized, that we make human sacrifices, that we kill babies, that we smash animal skulls, and all this is because we do not have a proper god, and that they would show us who that was. I wanted to fight back, I wanted to shout aloud that this is not so, you are maligning us for no reason, we have our gods, our spirits, our ancestors, and they are very loving and kind. They do not want us to hate anyone or spit on anyone else’s gods like the Christian god wants us to. But I remained silent. If I opened my mouth, where would I go?
@@maku8075 maybe u need to be studying in a school rather than madarsa
'He was such a good boy'..... Sudden loud scream 😂😂
Me to my Pakistani parents: I got 100% in physics & Maths
My Parents: Why didn't you do bonus question? Were your fingers tired? You ashamed us, Jamila's kid did the bonus question, why couldn't you?
Me: Jamila's kid ONLY did the bonus question LOL true story
You okay bro? You wanna talk about jamila?
How are you still alive after that answer?
😂😂😂😂😂 well i once got a 09/10 degree in math, i was so proud until I had to explain to my dad that I'm not the ninth person of the top 10.🤦♀🤦♀🤦♀
Nothing is never good enough no matter what you do man.
Just cut them off your life
In Pakistan
Madrassa Boy: My friend got 72 virgins
Mother: Then you should at least get 100 virgins
You mentioned all the traits of Indian parents!!
That's so true!!
Dude is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 much love from, Texas.
slide to answer " and im floored 🤣🤣🤣
Loved the trying to remove the belt while saying "oh you think your father is wrong"
Never heard of him, but thats great to share and unite people through comedy! I'm Greek and see ressemblances also!
I’ll say it again African Parents must be the first cousins of Arab Parents.
Exactly the same!!
There are only 4 career options in an African home:
1) Doctor
2)Lawyer
3)Engineer
4)DISGRACE
honourable mentions: pharmacist, Accountant/Banker, nursing.
lol i swear this is the same for the arab homes
Yeah all strict parents are like this. Greek parents are the same.
I think that it's a cultural thing between the east and the west. Eastern countries mostly share somewhat close sociological values.
Mom, dad I’m the President of the United States, oh yeah Napoleon conquered not just France but the entire continent and he was younger than you !
That last joke, slide to answer was fabulous. Lol 😂
You can tell, throwing stones magazine joke felt too close to home.
i had to repeat that sliding part over and over, that part is hilarious! haha!
Thank you ! Finally something I can relate to!😂
"Rolling Stone not good enough. Why you not on cover of Time magazine?"
😂😂😂😂The punch line at the end 💯💯💯😆😆😆
This is so so great!!!!
Conclusion : Indian and Lebanese parents are exactly the same 😁 🇮🇳❤️🇱🇧
When I got 94% no one was talking to me for a whole day 😂💔
Swipe to answer... that takes the cake. 😀
“Sliding twice, I did this and this, I’m I Michael Jackson” 💀
Brilliant!
Sounds exactly like my father
Its hard to relate to Lebanese people but still pretty hilarious
Paint Nomics as a Palestinian we absolutely relate 😂😭
Paint Nomics as a lebanese it’s sooooooooo relatable xD
I don't think anyone can relate to lebanese😂
Awesomely great 😆😆🔥🔥
Funny Lebanese Guy. Lebanese and Assyrians are Awesome.
This is so accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really?
5:27 That smile.
The ironie of the those last 4 words now..
I'm from Pakistan🇵🇰
To be very honest I love Lebanese, the great people I met them in Dubai, I like their amazing and delicious food, I would love to visit Lebanon🇱🇧
Bacha is a bihari surname
@@adityapratap3725 ok janab jaisa apko lagy 🙏
@@waseembacha8102 dhanwad 😁
This is the story of every father
Am sliding...am sliding🤣🤣
All look wonderful and beautiful from outside
This guy is hilarious.
Juggled +3.00 CGPA, extracurriculars & tuitions in university, landed an intense operations management job across ports of Bangladesh, right after a bachelor's degree, that paid above average but almost killed me multiple times. I did it anyways to support my family. My sister was like "You are just a half educated dude(cuz I didn't enroll in masters) who couldn't score 4 out 4 and works like a night guard(cuz I had to do shifts); You are not working to support the family; You just tryna be eligible for the girl you like". Talk about dissatisfied elders, ours are some strong contenders lol :-D
I hope he and JoKoy do a Collab about a skit relating Parents
Lol almost an African Father lol good one bruh
Dem buoy funny 🤣
I stood 1st in Post Graduation Diploma course in Securities Market in Mumbai University...my dad said yeah sure it is easy to stand first in a batch of 25 students 😭😭😭. I am a Qualified Company Secretary, Commerce Graduate, I also have Law Degree and a post graduate degree but my parents think I should now pursue Chartered Accountancy 😑
🤭😊.
Slide to answer was epic
It’s good to see that we can make fun of these extremely regressive and grave matters, without changing practically anything 💁🏼♂️
Slide to Answer ha ha ha ha!!! Same here bro!
Brilliant guy.
Slide to answer 😂😂😂
I m a Kannadiga. But I decided to marry a Lebanese after watching this
@Jean Mikhael u sarcastic?
I couldn't listen to that voice of his for more than a minute.
Your going to stand, to be a clown!!! Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
I need me a Lebanese woman!
You will regret it later, lol.
Funnnyyyyyyy lol loved it
I've heard that somewhere else.
Yes, parents' emotional blackmail really hurts bad. It is just so bad.
He slide to answer 😂😂
Lebanese Women Are Beautiful
syrian women \\\\ Hold our beers
@@mouradcohen2058 hahah not really
They are not classy and they are rude .
This was funny!
That looks like my Indian father in India..😂😂
brilliant
I am South African and I see many similarities between Lebanon and SA. I truly wish to visit your lovely country.
Not now dude😂 trust me not now
With corona around, you better not visit. And that is not the only issue.
@@danielkhoury4179 i think that's the least of our issues😂
@@miranaestephan247 Yeah. But that makes matters worse.
@@danielkhoury4179 like the cherry on top of a shit show honestly😂
The ladies looks soooo good
Bro. Broooo. Bro! I was in 1st grade and my brother was in 2nd. I had a test, he had a quiz on the same day. My test I got 100%. My brother got 105% on a a QUIZ since it had an extra credit question, my test did not have an extra credit question.
My father was insanely upset I didn’t somehow get 105% on my test like my brother got on his quiz. Will never forget that.
the ringtone one is soooo true aahahahahahhahahahahahaa
Wow, As an Indian i can say that this will get the same laughs here too!
That is so true
Jeremy from Jersey just subscribed
Hey ... nice... 😂.....love from India
Classic! When the kids misbehave, my husband says they are mine but if they do well then he claims they are his sons!
That's Indian parents dude 😂. All Asians are same lol 😂
only arabs
😂
Indians, Chinese, Arabs, Africans everyone is same only Europeans have different culture.
@@chehab3251 Indian parents also
True 😊
Lebanese women are so beautiful
Okay but can we agree the crowd is the most beautiful you’ll ever see.