@@anathardayaldar Being fair, serving Our Men in Uniform was always the highlight of a bad weekend of dealing with the post-game crowd for college football in Texas. Servicefolk tend to be more patient than college students hopped up on whatever they were hopped up on.
I had to pause this several times because I was laughing too hard. Only you, only YOU would find the one author that turned the "Sir, this is a Wendy's!" meme into a short story. Good God this was hilarious
if only a good bacon cheese burger could stop a war. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Threatening a Serviceman's favorite eatery while said Servicemen are present is not a healthy life choice... Getting thrown out is your luckiest option... Subsisting on hospital food for a while is more likely... And never having to eat again is not out of the realm of possibilities.
Ah, this is pure Nostalgia. Think i binged this Channel during the Lockdowns up to now? Wow, time sure flies by. You're the best Channel to go to for HFY stories, especially since you don't use Ai and actually narrate the stories yourself. And you have a very good voice for it. Wondering if you've narrated that one Reddit Story where a Human who was abducted by Aliens is the "Villain".
The Admiral would probably shit his britches to find out that the Titan class vessel wasn't military, but rather a Police Cruiser and the 'Precent' was out for lunch when he showed up.
I imagine two or more human factions in this universe having an intense standoff, but all of sudden a bunch of fast food ships jump out just on the outskirts of the potential space battle then both all sides look at each other and all saying “burger break?”
I really enjoy these stories you read from the internet how do you put your own personal flare on it and I especially love this one thanks and keep up the great work
You are one heck of a storyteller. Every time I listen to you I am thoroughly entertained. God has blessed you with enormous talent. I hope too enjoyed many more years of your storytelling prowess. 😊❤
For some reason, this story is really pulling at my heartstrings. Excuse me, I must have gotten something into my eyes. For the almighty rodent! For the algorithm!
Mushroom and Swiss burgers? Do you have mushroom and Swiss burgers...with curly fries and a medium-sized chocolate shake? Oh gawds, it's been forever since I had a good mushroom and Swiss burger! Make it two, please.😃
I now wonder if that empire will willingly become the Terran subjugate, when their emperor is presented with our real food, instead of the stuff made for hangovers?
What's worse than a Karen? A Karen alien apparently. But that's one hell of a first contact! Also, not the first one that sorta happened the same way either.
I think my favorite part of these stories is that every single Alien species speaks perfect English🤣 the British must have been hard at work colonizing space
I doubt any fast-food restaurant would pass up a potential market for long. They'd have some awesome translation equipment working overtime and over clocked.
Well... Either Mcdonald and co ha e REALLY up their game. Either some French as take the lead and build a new franchise of fast food to take their place. If not... This first contact will have end by food poisoning or disgust, followed by a war. Maybe. Fun story though ❤👍
And with food sharing comes pack bonding. The Admiral lying on the floor unable to think or move is hilarious. Many thanks.
Security fleet shows up, "Dude, you're holding up the line! Order or leave!"
Like trying to rob a Wendies, only for a mechanized armored army convoy to stop by on their way back to base.
@@anathardayaldar Being fair, serving Our Men in Uniform was always the highlight of a bad weekend of dealing with the post-game crowd for college football in Texas.
Servicefolk tend to be more patient than college students hopped up on whatever they were hopped up on.
I had to pause this several times because I was laughing too hard. Only you, only YOU would find the one author that turned the "Sir, this is a Wendy's!" meme into a short story. Good God this was hilarious
Don't ever let them find old copies of "Supersize Me". 😂😂😂
It'll probably come with a warning that Morgan Spurlock was an alcoholic and his health problems stem from consuming large quantities of poison.
Well I had to do it eventually, so thanks for narrating one of my silly 'Sir, this is a Wendy's.' Scribblings!
hope you feel better
This is brilliant... although now I'm going to grill i have a need for a burger and fries.
Yes very hungry now
Well done indeed. No pun intended, but I will accept any accolades.
I think the only way you could improve on this is to have had SpiffleMonk involved
This is a great story. Made me giggle. Kudos!
While i was in the military, no matter where i was . Combat zone or not, Good food , cheap or not will make friends everywhere
maxim 7: If the food is good enough the grunts will stop complaining about incomming fire.
@@TzianSjet Maxim 23. The company mess and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart
Along with death and taxes everythings gotta eat
Glad to see they have their priorities right "after desart"
Never underestimate the military power of a Wendy's. Makes the soldiers smile and demoralizes the opponent.
LOL, what a great first contact idea.
if only a good bacon cheese burger could stop a war. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Well, having a cannon pointed at you whose cannonball is bigger than your entire ship could also make you rethink your priorities.😂🍔
@@merlinathrawes746 A good bacon cheeseburger, stuffed Bacon Jalapenos, and a bottle of well-chilled ouzo.........be tough to be mad at anybody.
That seems to be the problem in the middle-east. No Bacon.
For DA SKWERL and his Nest. make the algorithm serve it hot and fast
Ah the power of the song from Oliver!
Food glorious food!
Fooded !!! Thanks for the story time.
For da skwerl and his nest, may the algorithm Trimble with the meat sweats 😂😂😂
Best Narrator. Great story. 👍
Great story; Excellent narration! I guess the new saying when encountering a new empire is "Speak softly and carry a bucket of wings!" LOL!!!
Threatening a Serviceman's favorite eatery while said Servicemen are present is not a healthy life choice... Getting thrown out is your luckiest option... Subsisting on hospital food for a while is more likely... And never having to eat again is not out of the realm of possibilities.
Good to see that GTA San Andreas lives on in space.
It was a cool story, until it got totally unrealistic. I mean, how come the ice cream machine wasn't broken?!🤣
It's a space ice cream machine, you better bet the blackwater navy is going to make them work
because its not a McDonald's?
Love this story comment lol
@@xessq1 THAT'S WHAT I SAID AS SOON AS I READ THE COMMENT!!!
rofl
Working in the Big Smoke order was a nice touch.
Ah, this is pure Nostalgia. Think i binged this Channel during the Lockdowns up to now? Wow, time sure flies by. You're the best Channel to go to for HFY stories, especially since you don't use Ai and actually narrate the stories yourself. And you have a very good voice for it. Wondering if you've narrated that one Reddit Story where a Human who was abducted by Aliens is the "Villain".
The Admiral would probably shit his britches to find out that the Titan class vessel wasn't military, but rather a Police Cruiser and the 'Precent' was out for lunch when he showed up.
That was a delightfully inventive story. Well written and narrated.
This was one of the more enjoyable/funny ones you've done.
This did not go the way I thought it was going to at first, but the direction it took was SO much better XD
Sir, This is a Wendy's™
Wouldn't it be great if all "first contacts" went like that.
I imagine two or more human factions in this universe having an intense standoff, but all of sudden a bunch of fast food ships jump out just on the outskirts of the potential space battle then both all sides look at each other and all saying “burger break?”
I really enjoy these stories you read from the internet how do you put your own personal flare on it and I especially love this one thanks and keep up the great work
Food stories are always some of my favorites, and this one is really high up there. My gratitude to the narrator and the author! Great job!
You are one heck of a storyteller. Every time I listen to you I am thoroughly entertained. God has blessed you with enormous talent. I hope too enjoyed many more years of your storytelling prowess. 😊❤
Let’s hope the ice-cream machine isn’t broken
There are military engineers there, now. If the ice cream *was* broken, it isn't anymore.
Silly, stupid and absolutely enjoyable. Well done.
ah briljant story. Thank you for narrating it.
As soon as i listened and read the list of food, I KNEW it was the GTA SA meme. 🤣🤣🤣
Loved the GTA San Andreas reference! For the author! For Da Skwerl!
i love wholesome stories like this keep em coming ^^
Thank you for that I needed a chuckle😅
Yes, may I please have a triple bacon cheeseburger meal with a Nuka-Cola...Uhm, do you accept Galactic Express?
Gods!
Great story!
Now I'm jonsing for fresh White Castle burgers!
For some reason, this story is really pulling at my heartstrings. Excuse me, I must have gotten something into my eyes.
For the almighty rodent! For the algorithm!
Now this is a great first contact scenario. "Sir, this is a Wendy's!" XD Kudos to the author.
Oh, that is just fekin brilliant!
Big smoke meal hahahah
Damn Vitmori is a human Admiral now. (That voice is now Vitmoris voice to me)
That was a great story, as usual, Keep up the good work.
For the Agro-rythm! And good food!
"Fooded" is now definitely a word.
This one was _really_ good lol
Most excellent.
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
One might almost call it The McDonalds Accords
I can listen to this story over and over and ave done, brilliant
Sharing is...not getting blown to space dust.
I loved that to pieces.
Bravo Sir Encore!
Great Story!!!!
While I enjoy a good Space Opera, I also like these quirky and humourous stories. Not every HFY story has to be filled with blood and guts..... 👍❤🍔🥤
This was so cute 😂
I love "food coma".
Like trying to rob a Wendies, only for a mechanized armored army convoy to stop by on their way back to base.
Mushroom and Swiss burgers? Do you have mushroom and Swiss burgers...with curly fries and a medium-sized chocolate shake? Oh gawds, it's been forever since I had a good mushroom and Swiss burger! Make it two, please.😃
Nice new threads!
This was hilarious
Not even half way through this and a gta reference my god i love humanity
Makes me think of the Six Rocks story
If they think a burger is good. Wait till they get BBQ!
Slow cooked brisket might become a species wide addiction.
I now wonder if that empire will willingly become the Terran subjugate, when their emperor is presented with our real food, instead of the stuff made for hangovers?
You always know it's going to be a feel good story when that music starts playing. Just wish I knew what it was called.
Nothing can reach the level of a good meal. That, in of it's self, has performed more miracles that never would have never been, elsewise.
Food should be a universal language.
Fun, silly, and different.
A yummy story , I guess the way to an aliens circulation organ is through it's digestive storage.
When you "sir, this is Wendy's" the hostile alien ship
They need to be glad they went there vs a galactic Waffle House.😂😂😂
Rednecks and Waffle House as a First Contact? The poor, poor aliens.
What's worse than a Karen? A Karen alien apparently. But that's one hell of a first contact! Also, not the first one that sorta happened the same way either.
Only it turned out even Aliens are smarter than Karens.
Thank you. UKUK
I think my favorite part of these stories is that every single Alien species speaks perfect English🤣 the British must have been hard at work colonizing space
I doubt any fast-food restaurant would pass up a potential market for long. They'd have some awesome translation equipment working overtime and over clocked.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
In sapce.
Kinda reminds me of the penguin story.
Here we go
Pack bonding. It's what humans do.
Feels a lot like Uncle Bernies but still a great story
Diplomacy through burgers. Wait until these poor underfed xenos find out about the wonders of pizza.
Well... Either Mcdonald and co ha e REALLY up their game. Either some French as take the lead and build a new franchise of fast food to take their place.
If not...
This first contact will have end by food poisoning or disgust, followed by a war.
Maybe.
Fun story though ❤👍
They clearly went to Space Wendy's
There's always room for a little sweet
Leave it to a Gunny to keep the priorities in order.
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fun story
Background makes me think you are considering a brave hairdo
Dammite now am hungry.
Would you like fries with that big smoke, sir?
You ask for a hamburger... (Look up Cuil)
Conquest by burger.
Sir this is a wendys
😀🤪😄😆😂🤣💗
Just wait till they learn about Thanksgiving meals...
So, instead of sending a bunch of UN peacekeepers with tanks and APCs, we should just send in food trucks? Might just be worth a shot...
Tanks aren't working. Time to flip the script.
❤😂
Apparently Taco Bell did not win the franchise wars in this future.