A HFY Story : Geneva checklist | 2035~ Deathworld, War, Terran & Humans

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  • @ThatOneDude80085
    @ThatOneDude80085 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    “They gave up their goods without a fight, so they were seen as weak” them fuckers probably had insurance. They were like “why would I die for this I’m gonna get a payday!”

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      "I am not getting payed enough to care"

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Given the implication that humanity was doing fine even when other species were struggling, they could probably afford the losses without suffering much harm.

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "We getting robbed?! LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @KouuToriProductions
    @KouuToriProductions ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Humans: *decides what is and isn't a war crime*
    Also humans: "It's never a war crime the first time..."

    • @kerbalairforce8802
      @kerbalairforce8802 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Quackbang out

    • @Iosaef
      @Iosaef ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "It's not a war crime if war hasn't been declared yet"

    • @giin97
      @giin97 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean yeah, that's pretty obvious.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Germany using poisonous gas, targeting and shelling of civilians and USA using flamethrower, napalm and nukes be like" : 👀

    • @KP-dy1yq
      @KP-dy1yq ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "It's not a war crime if nobody finds out"

  • @damiennightmaresx7950
    @damiennightmaresx7950 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    now thinking of the term "glassing a planet" is "so 16000 years ago my dude" and then we have "dusting a planet" which out of context doesnt sound so bad till u know the context and are like "OH DEAR GOD-"

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So be it...

    • @hamsta11
      @hamsta11 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      well... maybe the author didn't intend it but since these are silicon based lifeforms then like how carbon based lifeforms expel CO2, silicon ones would expel a form of silicon dust, almost like sand. So the dust around the planet would likely be the deconstructed remains of a significant number of that aliens' peoples. not likely what the author intended but from a chemistry standpoint thats what would happen if there were actually silicon-based life forms.

    • @damiennightmaresx7950
      @damiennightmaresx7950 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hamsta11 reminds me of the {sorry if this is a random tidbit] but of how the gems from steven universe react to human jewelery considering since thats basicaally a necklace of hearts just on a chain/string for fancy human to wear-

    • @KP-dy1yq
      @KP-dy1yq ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@hamsta11I'm relieved I'm not the only science geek that thought that 😅

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc ปีที่แล้ว

      Glassing a planet send the message "Nothing personal".
      Dusting a planet... that 2 degrees above "Nothing personal" and below "You just made it personal".
      The "You made it personal" can only be resolved one way, not with blood and gore and viscera. No, no, that's still "Nothing Personal".
      The "Personal" Realm, DNA deconstruction. A slow, yet effective, method of murder that the species starts to crumble before their own eyes, year by year.
      First, it starts with the lost of feeling in limbs, followed by nerves no longer working. Muscles start atrophying, followed by calcification of the skin.
      By a certain year mark, no births given, and most of the population is dusted. Most intakes are unsatisfactory and the population scrambles to find a cure.
      Little to they know, that their entire code is corrupted and finding new code to be capable with theirs is God-Territory. By the time something of a semblance of a cure is found, 99% of the species population is dust, and the 1% is infertile.
      Amazing what humans can come up with, when we're angry

  • @ICountFrom0
    @ICountFrom0 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    To quote, "How I learned to love the bomb" ... "What good is a doomsday device if you don't tell anybody about it?".

    • @ThoriberoCaroli
      @ThoriberoCaroli ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, as you know, the premier loves surprises...

    • @lindaorr1805
      @lindaorr1805 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea just don't pull a Saddam Hussein and claim you have the ability to really f up your neighbors then Truck your abilities across the border

    • @turinturambar1688
      @turinturambar1688 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I watched it the other night for the first time, honestly it didn’t live up to my expectations which upset me, I’d been quoting it for years via my dad

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Getting chased by the EDS "You asked for it" has to be the most intimidating and hilarious thing in space you can encounter

  • @jacoblee2846
    @jacoblee2846 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    When humans looked at the universe and thought, "Reality looks nice, now where's the 426th dimension?"

  • @lornbaker1083
    @lornbaker1083 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    heh... We fired a cluthulu scale weapon. We literally shattered reality with madness. the elder gods would be so proud of us for weaponizing time.

    •  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Elder Gods "They grow up so fast" wipe a tear away.

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "Your investments to that human in Rhode islands worked"
      "Yup, its great"

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    When the humans learn about the rogue planet: "Huh! We wondered where we'd left that one ... Great! Now our collection is complete! Now, about that piracy..."

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Well considering they only took the supplies to keep themselves alive and I'm guessing here did not game end their victims, it is tolerable and not worthy of total annihilation

    • @donaldscholand4617
      @donaldscholand4617 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@vexile1239 Perhaps a strongly worded letter? 😉

    • @chrislaf89
      @chrislaf89 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It sounds like Humanity doesn't have an issue with just basic piracy. Sounds like they're so far ahead in the game resource wise, they would rather people take what they need if they are desperate enough to resort to such actions. It's only when you start actively doing it for gains beyond survival that they have issues, and those that do so probably don't exist for very long after they are found to do so.
      I feel like all the other races will go ask Humanity about this, and they'll be like, "Yea, want to see the recordings?"

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@donaldscholand4617maybe delivered by rail gun to the pirates front door step

    • @dragonkidkai5330
      @dragonkidkai5330 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@chrislaf89 From how I saw it the first thing that really pissed off humanity was when they killed unarmed civilians when committing the piracy, not just piracy for personal gain.

  • @zobius9191
    @zobius9191 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how the vibe of humanity in these stories is "Fuck around and find out.".

  • @TheAmbex
    @TheAmbex ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Me, a Canadian, glad to hear our Geneva Checklist survives far into the future 😅

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Canadians are walking war crimes 😂

    • @arandomsystemglitch2398
      @arandomsystemglitch2398 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Of course it does if it didn't almost every war everyone would be reminded why its needed because the fucking Canadians forgot to leave a fight for the rest of us and "glassed" 9 planets and 3 of them were accidental

    • @arandomsystemglitch2398
      @arandomsystemglitch2398 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since yt be is here ill add with this but because intelligence on our selves is just that great no one actually rember if those planets existed or not the 3 that were acientendal

    • @CyrusViers
      @CyrusViers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it isn't a war crime the first time

  • @rensdehaan3754
    @rensdehaan3754 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    We try to avoid war at all costs, but once it starts a human truly becomes a human. Once a war starts our most primal urges kick in and no length is too great to protect ourselves.

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whi needs protection when everything else is either ash or ir dead

    • @jaysonwalker4234
      @jaysonwalker4234 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@quinnhasse9170humanity has a built in need to survive. If survival has to be made by total eradication of a species humans will do it. This is probably our most defining instinct.

    • @lordgalesdeep
      @lordgalesdeep 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@quinnhasse9170 we don't need protection, they need protection from us. It's why humanity(In space) always seem to try the options of peace first since we know the savage cleansing fire that burns within our history.

  • @adrianbowen4024
    @adrianbowen4024 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Orbiting the dead planet a behemoth watched the lone ship slip into hyperspace with its newfound message. As soon as the ship was out of range the behemoth powered on, its ancient engines glowing brightly as it’s frame shook off the cosmic dust that had built up over thousands of cycles. As it lurched forward leaving the dead world behind a single light was visible upon its hull. It read two words “ *unbridled retribution* “

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Ooh, yes!
      Edit: possible edit, 'As it lurched forward, leaving the dead world behind, a single light was visible on it's hull, illuminating two words, 'Unbridled Retribution'.

    • @adrianbowen4024
      @adrianbowen4024 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TheMonkey747 Anytime mate

    • @nevyn_karres
      @nevyn_karres ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hehe of course it did :)

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oooohh! I like it!

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It has a license plate. FAFO.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Ah, the eminent You Asked For It. Sister ship to the inexorable You Had This Coming, both coming from the famed The Consequences Of Your Own Actions line.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Humans: "So be it"
    Aliens: "We're f*cked"

  • @veljkomilic8624
    @veljkomilic8624 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Rest of the world calls it Geneva convention,here in the Balkans we call it a casual weekend

  • @kennetth1389
    @kennetth1389 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Yes it is true,
    Perceived weakness invites hostility,
    Just as true weakness invites hostility.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But showing your true strength also invites hostility. Looking at what humanity had up its sleeve, we'd scare everyone into an alliance against us. Keeping it low key may loose an occasional cargo, but, its still cheaper than all out war. So there could be good reasons for keeping everything on the down low.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Wastelandman7000I don't think Humanity really cared/cares about the materials being taken, especially by those in need. It was only once they started killing unnecessarily that they took notice.

  • @GabrielMoura-gt9jb
    @GabrielMoura-gt9jb ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When the Geneva convention becomes the Geneva suggestion

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting5120 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    watch out for the human flagship: the "Kowabunga it is"

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Future Humanity is quite pithy. If the object lesson is of a sufficient magnitude, it cannot be ignored.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Past humanity was too. It used to be when you were caught being a thief they branded your face so you could never hide the fact you were a thief. Do it again? They cut off your dominant hand. Did it a third time? They just killed you.
      Think about all the problems we wouldn't have today if we had never stopped doing this simple and effective punishment.

    • @sorryociffer
      @sorryociffer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They sound like they evolved to take on both Vulcan and Klingon attributes.

  • @peanutbuttersketches
    @peanutbuttersketches ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Humans really went, "You call that messing with reality?"

  • @Eboreg2
    @Eboreg2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "The Ura-Dranish scout ship Fraga then turned away from the desolate rogue planet with new understanding. Not just of a past they never knew they had but of a future that they vowed to never squander again."

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Aliens fucks with humanity
    Humanity : So you have chosen death

  • @piedpiper1185
    @piedpiper1185 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    'You asked for it' and 'The gloves are off'. I see the author is a fan of The Culture books.

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I find it kinda amusing that the straw that broke the camel's back in this instance was a planet named after a literal *child.*

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Makes sense, though. No faster way to get every human in the area to go rabid protector than to hurt a child.

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brigidtheirish the planet wasn't a child. it was named after a kid-specifically a spoiled brat who acts like her life is so miserable despite being more well-off than at least 90% of the planet's population and yet gets showered with media attention.
      at least, I assume that's who the planet was named for. I can't think of any other "Greta"s that are all that important.

    • @paulhartman5683
      @paulhartman5683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Greta may not refer to the climate activist Greta Thunberg. It is or was a common name derived from Margret. Both Heinlein and Asimov have used it in their books, both as character names as well as names of places.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Were I the aliens, I would listen to these messages and ask the Humans for a copy of their Geneva Conventions, study them, then beg humanity to be included as signatories to it.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now, that is a good idea. You know soon as the first done that, and was under humanities protect - how long before every one asked the same. There you go INSTANT PEACE AT THE POINT OF A SWORD.

  • @anaughtymoose
    @anaughtymoose ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The interperative dance troupe is just killing it lately. Maybe it is the set design?

  • @tonycrayford3893
    @tonycrayford3893 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've lost count how many times this has shown up on my recommended and also how many times I've clicked on it. 😅

  • @leonardnorling3769
    @leonardnorling3769 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Congratulations on 60 thousand subscribers Agro!

  • @xRa01
    @xRa01 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I have heard this one before... I would love to hear a response from the other races thought of the message

    • @orionstickguard790
      @orionstickguard790 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Re: Humanity
      What's this we hear about a Geneva convention?
      Re: Galactic Council
      Attached are the documents you asked for. Have a good day.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Probably something along the lines of "Oh shit."

    • @number-14
      @number-14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Wastelandman7000Now they know humanity with a single ship was able to do that to the home planet, and honestly with a singular shipped they can drop Lee decimate an entire solar system. Ignoring what they can do with warp drive, and the extreme ability of their ships in addition to the shields- which just the publicly known Shields are the best around. Which leaves the implication that like all the other stuff, the concealed human shields would be all so far above anything else. They would probably be terrified, not want to let humanity mail because of fear, and they're probably going to try and avoid humans. If you suddenly found out that someone or broadman sake some species inhabiting your town was able to destroy the entire continent if it wanted to. How far away will you go away from this thing without question, how little would you want to interact with it, how little would you want to even be remotely near its state? Also humanity might be considered a threat that no military action should be taken towards whatsoever, which should anything like this happen-even though they've already been proven to be soft targets for piracy.

  • @Raganui
    @Raganui ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To semi-quote General Tullius - You started this war, now we're going to put you down, and restore the peace.

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Technological superiority is nice. Poor intelligence on you for is bad while arrogance leads to destruction.

    • @chrislaf89
      @chrislaf89 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, it's quite apparent that Humanity has kept this secret for a long time before this war, and somehow over 8 thousand cycles, no one remembers that war. Seems like humans are the very adept at making sure such information is kept out of everyone's databases, but the purpose of this was to allow others to know what happens when you fuck with humans. You play stupid games, you win....a dusty planet.

  • @jackjohnstone2426
    @jackjohnstone2426 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Good story-but the stories where humans conceal their power level also confuse me. Demonstrating weakness invites aggression. Humans might have avoided conflict by not being so dead set on avoiding conflict.

    • @an_egg_cultist
      @an_egg_cultist ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I see this as confusing as well. My intuition believes it to mean humanity wants this to happen, like a cruel joke, but in the end it likely is just because the writing process isn't fully thought out.

    • @Iceangel19
      @Iceangel19 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The term drawing fire comes to mind. Perhaps they are appearing weak so that the truly weak aren't victimized and the bullies are found out and punished. They also probably don't want to be perceived that way, and they might have elements of their history where stuff has happened and this led to the care they took to not actually wipe out the offending species in this story.

    • @erankaguri8621
      @erankaguri8621 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I agree. Look at the Shaolin monks. They are pacifists but they do not shy away from they'd do to you if you FIFO.

    • @ODST626
      @ODST626 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Walk softly but carry a big stick.

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Appear strong when you are weak and appear weak when you are strong."

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

    • @labella9291
      @labella9291 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worth energy!!!!

    • @kerbalairforce8802
      @kerbalairforce8802 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, corn for the cornflakes!

  • @Darkwintre
    @Darkwintre ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The ship captain finally turned off the recording.
    "Goodbye Father," he muttered to the shock of the others.

  • @nooneyouknow6539
    @nooneyouknow6539 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love hearing these stories while working but there was one story I cannot find where aliens invade earth and kill a child and the entire planet goes genocidal on the aliens

    • @tcp3059
      @tcp3059 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "We Thought Wrong" is the one you seek, I believe.

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Those who come to us with the sword, by the sword they shall perish"

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    I was gonna say "We got Death Stars" but it turns out we have multi-timeline TARDISes instead

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ah yes, the Total Perspective Vortex.

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the fury of a gentle man.

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What I took from this is that 2 chances are generally enough.

  • @nighthawk4502
    @nighthawk4502 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The real reason for that week long delay was to determine if there were any dessert tortoise on their home planet.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    thank the heavens that the scout ship spread the word.
    imagine if humanity could extend the lifespan 1000yrs [8000yrs ago] what they could do now

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We could expand our lifetime to 1000 yrs now,with current scientific level.

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dusanradin5868 While plausible, also, what kind of quality of life would that be at our current level?

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GabrielArchon Dont ask me,my live quality,right now is shitty,at best,but given the chance of prolong it by few thousands of years,and tech to live on some other world(or even on a fleet) quality would probably be better than today. Not neccesary,but,still.Can you imagine yourself living as long as an Asari,or longer?

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@dusanradin5868 I would only accept this kind of Tech as long as all people have access to it. If only the elites do, that opens up a can of worms

  • @nevyn_karres
    @nevyn_karres ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hehe "You Asked For It" a perfect Iain Banks ship name :)

    • @piedpiper1185
      @piedpiper1185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And 'The Gloves Are Off'. Culture Minds are running humanity's ships.

  • @cedric3973
    @cedric3973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that ship model in the aquarium

  • @generalknowledge603
    @generalknowledge603 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aliens: humans are weak traders and peace makers not warriors.
    Hitler to Satin: the Kisar thaught us the same thing in the Great War.
    Australians: Satin I want a resupply and you to make these weapons for us.
    Satin: Jesus what the hell?
    Australians: Is there a problem.
    Satin: No no probelm Rommel never thought you would acually take hell it was a joke.
    Australians: Rommel was a fool then.

  • @dealerofic3cream1
    @dealerofic3cream1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alien: why I'm hearing boss music

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fek around and soon find out.

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's interesting how most people view the Geneva Conventions. Most people view it as a list of the worst human atrocities to commit in war. Canadians see it as a cot dam Score Board. That knowledge has been the only thing keeping the U.S. back from 1812 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo. Those who know, know Canada is still posting numbers on the GCs.

  • @sigurdbattenberg1523
    @sigurdbattenberg1523 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great stories ! keep it up

  • @matthewgibbs6886
    @matthewgibbs6886 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    these remind me of the mankizn wars. the reason humans were pacifists was due to the fact we were so very very good at war.

  • @keithmays8076
    @keithmays8076 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love the fact that the ship was called "The Gloves Are Off." Makes me wish they built the U.S.S. The Gloves Are Off or the U.S.S. You Asked For It in response to 9/11. It would be so poetic.

  • @BobLazier-zk8gi
    @BobLazier-zk8gi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine a couple months after we actually make first contact and an alien sees a hfy human story.

  • @Attaxalotl
    @Attaxalotl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Piracy Insurance is one heck of a thing

  • @xavierspirit1811
    @xavierspirit1811 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s not a war crime if you had a fun time

    • @jabberwock2517
      @jabberwock2517 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's all fun and games until your home world gets dusted.

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    [documented contact]

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the reading

  • @ealtar
    @ealtar ปีที่แล้ว +20

    mehhh to be honest i was expecting more of "the checklist"

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could of easily expanded the war stories. Way too many choices could of been done with this story. Still an excellent little story.

  • @xinf4mousx428
    @xinf4mousx428 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My only problem is that humans waited so long and gave them so many chances, doesn’t sound like humans to me

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These humans seem extremely culturally (and probably genetically) advanced. Making the delay between "fuck around" and "find out' believable to me

    • @gamerplays5131
      @gamerplays5131 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably to prevent internal strife and organize a casus belli, because sure humanity can erase an entire space empire but the issue is if the other half of humanity decides they don't like what the other half is doing and then proceed to enact a war in heaven.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO they sound like they have finally learnt.

  • @trwsandford
    @trwsandford 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m pretty sure I saw Hecklefish swim by at some point! I didn’t see Gurdy though, she must be visiting relatives.

  • @tristanmorrow6447
    @tristanmorrow6447 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how this one implies humans are an ancient race that acts like a young one with young races hahaha

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Humanity: "How do you do fellow civilizations?"

  • @yuuuuupp
    @yuuuuupp ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing thank you

  • @darkraiderph4739
    @darkraiderph4739 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Humanity is literally fuck around and find out

  • @DaddyHensei
    @DaddyHensei ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That reality breaker weapon was prob designed by a weeb trying to isekai themselves.

  • @vd780
    @vd780 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Xenos be gangsta until exterminatus is ordered

  • @jonku
    @jonku ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a great story

  • @hollowpoint1646
    @hollowpoint1646 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Geneva Checklist 😂

    • @LRMc-jn3pb
      @LRMc-jn3pb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed.....just saying.....

  • @markeustace199
    @markeustace199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    somewhere Issac Asimov is grinning like a loon with these sci fi stories
    note: he wasn't just a sci fi writer, seriously check out his massive book of naughty limericks & rhymes😋

  • @yuuuuupp
    @yuuuuupp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My new addiction lmao

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    NGL the temporal warfare bit has me puzzled because just manipulating spacetime to accelerate an asteroid from a distance shouldn't be jack... now if he'd targeted a ship and made it and all of those aboard experience a few centuries of entropic acceleration, like some sort of reverse time dilation that paralyzed the ship while it and all those aboard got aged to hell (and after a few centuries not even children born on the ship to the crew after they realized they weren't escaping on their own would still be around unless it had an absurd population and ludicrous reliability, redundancies, and/or spare parts), that I could see being temporal warfare. I just can't see what amounts to a warp catapult that happens to use the 4th axis counting...

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably thinking that he could ruin the ships with massive rocks, not understanding Humanity has dealt with kinetic munitions since the early bronze age

  • @goldosprey
    @goldosprey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Third mistake, doing colony drops. Fourth mistake using nukes and chemical weapons

  • @seanjackson3051
    @seanjackson3051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'how dare you!'

  • @alanblack6500
    @alanblack6500 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn! That was good.

  • @einyv
    @einyv ปีที่แล้ว

    Great story

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @reggattobonner4451
    @reggattobonner4451 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Will never make it to far the signal no gigercoumter

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    cool

  • @archer_of_azure
    @archer_of_azure ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Multiple third and fourth mistakes

  • @Jasontrower-rundle
    @Jasontrower-rundle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Apparently the console they left had no instructions on how to avoid run on sentences. Not a bad story, worst grammar and reading I've heard since leaving primary school.

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the algorithm

  • @giarnovanzeijl399
    @giarnovanzeijl399 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This humanity is fucking idiotic for inviting the aggression like this. That said, the narration is good.

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @Banzai_-xn8ip
    @Banzai_-xn8ip ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when the canadians conquer earth

  • @diego2112gaming
    @diego2112gaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yeah... the Geneva Suggestions!

  • @notbob8252
    @notbob8252 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Instead of making fallout 4 they should have just made a movie about the books that fallout 4 were based off of
    Deathlands

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🌻

  • @AKUJIVALDO
    @AKUJIVALDO ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Half million Behemoths LOL
    Made immortal by nanomachines, yet dies because he recorded "acceptable" "story"... Pfff

  • @jazzk4072
    @jazzk4072 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Greta? Sounds familiar. 😂😂

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, I know this one!

  • @blazecordell9353
    @blazecordell9353 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this story is basically a rewritten story of the human-forerunner conflict in halo lore

  • @tekhara
    @tekhara ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, if he wrote the messages through a millennia, recording and re-recording them, no wonder he kept forgetting his numbers.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hmm, 10% or 1%. . .

  • @Matcha_Kawaii
    @Matcha_Kawaii ปีที่แล้ว

    They're is only one emotion in these videos and it's the wrong one... 😂

  • @unspacy2099ad
    @unspacy2099ad ปีที่แล้ว

    wow

  • @keithreinsel7842
    @keithreinsel7842 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This one is a little too wild and out there for me with the technology, and took me totally out of the story. Neat concept though.

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pointless comment for the algorithm

  • @xenn4985
    @xenn4985 ปีที่แล้ว

    The S.S. Found Out

  • @stardust5789
    @stardust5789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😊

  • @isaiahpelly8370
    @isaiahpelly8370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For The Algorithm

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pacifists thst spend their lives killing their own kin.

  • @Ibian666
    @Ibian666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Geneva stories are becoming a bit overrepresented. Space is bigger than that.