"He HIT The Police Car" - Golf Fails
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"We all do that it's ok . We embarrass ourselves and then get angry about it . Then realise it's on camera and we stop being angry. " - life lessons from Ozzy man . Future generations will turn to Ozzy man's fables for wisdom . 🙂
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear rama
Your generation and future generations are in serious trouble….
How could you say his name?🗣🧞♂️
Best part of this one. Lol
Wise words for Will Smith.
I've never in my life seen the "Gta dismount" done as perfectly as that fella in the red shirt in the last clip 🤣🤣
For real tho! Man came out the seat in the seated position.
🤣👍
“Slap that like button with the intensity of Will smith”
😂😂💀💀
A there you go. YOu quoted the gem of expressions.
Such a beautiful moment, comment i meant. :)
Yep. And now my phone broken 😞
And i cracked the screen
That turn of phrase was absolute genius! If you hadn't quoted it I would have.
That dude who landed the ball in the waterside was already a 101% given fail from the start😂😂😂
For sure 🤣 I already knew he’d fall in, yet it was still so sweet when it happened
Aww that poor little Westie dog 🥺
I own a Westie too and can confirm that they are velcro dogs who often accidentally trip you up, but you can’t get mad because they just want to be next to you 😭🥰
That guy pissed me off. Poor doggo.
The dog actually nipped at his calf before anything if you actually watch it.
I did watch it, thank you. You don't discipline or correct an animal by shoving them out of anger.
Again, you don't pay attention. I never said that is how he should discipline the dog, but that the dog nipped his ankle causing the fall. Good chance he has swung a club or something long and thin at the dog before hence the dogs reaction and warning nip. Pay attention just for a second.
@@jameslopez5652 the dog didn't nip him
This one was great Ozzie👍. The jokes were definitely on "par".
well putt!
...but in golf one strives to be subpar
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@@topcommentor1655 💀💀
Double Double Eagle
2:57 eject-o seat-o 😂😂
"The Squat of Shame" LOL
So the guy who hit the ball at the cop car.. was he aiming for the house across the street?
looked like it
Best comment 👌
i would hope he was aiming for the cop car, they were going awfully fast in an area that looked like kids could be playing on the streets..
perhaps even worse than kids, what if they ran over a cat that was simply out for a walk..
the reported killings from 2021 showed that US cops shot and killed at least 1055 people that year.. imagine how many cats they must have killed..
cop: "drop your weapons mr. cat"
mr. cat: "i can't, they are attached to my paws"
cop: "i said drop your weapons mr. cat, NOW!!!"
mr. cat: "but i can't, they are a part of my paws.."
cop: "he's coming right at us, OPEN FIRE!!"
@@miou-miou- Nobody kills more dogs than the US police!
@@miou-miou-
The best way to avoid cats being killed in the future is to kill them all now. 100% effective.
There is no way he just snuck in quietly this vw-golf-clip😂
Well, he kinda did sneak it in. Looked like the scooter was actually at fault tho… It snuck up on the left of the Golf which was turning with signal on…
@@houndsofvalor definitely a scooter fail, not a golf fail
As a golfer myself this makes me happy, cheers you beautiful bastard
My favorite one was the last one with the golf cart driver being ejected after taking the hill too fast and finding himself at destination f’ed 😂😂😂😂
Mine too. 🤣
Gator be like: Can I have a try, I got that beginner's luck for sure
Ryan Dunn has the best golf cart videos. RIP
The dog was so cute just excited to watch grandpa.
Grandpa was a bit of a wanker towards the dog though.
And swinging golf clubs around with small friendly dogs around, probably not the best idea.
Imagine a random golf pole just busting through your window, plus get Adam on that Gator!
Club.
Golf club
Stick maybe? Rod, staff, etc. Call it what you want.
@@sw11593 Is there bumpin' music up in dat club?
golf pole
Correct terminology please. They're called golf wackets.
Hahahaha when the old man blames the dog. I felt the shame of having done the same thing to my corgi like it’s his fault I’m a derp.
The crossover we all needed: Ozzy man and Jesus
Jesus was crucified then came back because the romans sucked at killing people. Oh I totally believe that nonsense.😁
You should take a crossover to the other bus line and get saved by the taco guy.
Oh you mean the actor that carried the Hunger Games franchise?
Ozzy Man and Charlie in one video. My life is now complete
@ 1:55 -- As a life-long motorcyclist, I can attest that the scooter driver is 100% at fault for that accident. Don't *even* get on the Golf driver for not checking his six...
Seeing Moist Critical on Ozzy is life... is Ozzy part of the intense Moist-verse now?!...
I fucking hope so!!!
Blew my mind
Golf buggies are hilarious in any situation
😆 . Dog sat there for a second. An he’s like sorry buddy, I fucked up. Man best buddy old pal!!!
Legend has it every time Ozzy man uploads he restores some faith in humanity
Legend has it every time someone says "legend has it" God pulls the wings off of an angel.
"Say goodbye to your 9 iron" - behave Ozzyman, it's clearly a driver 😂
2:22 Wohooo Charliee 🔥🤣Didn't saw that coming
0:47 This man is playing golf while being baptized. Top man
Only Ozzyman to make Golf fun to watch 👏🏻👏🏻
I embarrass myself then get angry about it at mini golf 🤣
When everyone else does it it's annoying and played out but when ozzyman does it...its still funny!
"Smack that like button with the intensity of Will Smith!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love your uploads, Ozzy Man, but I have to disagree about the clip @ 1:46 - the driver of the Golf was an idjit, but the scooter pilot had nobody but himself to blame for trying to bypass the Golf's left turn, especially during that gully-washer.
'The squat of shame' lol you're the funniest, made my night
Grandpa with the little white dog doesnt deserve that dogs love.
Broke my heart to watch the poor little guy put his ears down and stop wagging.
Yeh, the dog even went to check on him. It wasn't even angry despite being stepped on. Such a good boy! T.T
Ozzyman, you are just the best. 🏆 I love the Golf vehicle and Gulf of Mexico clips stuck in there. Am reeaallyy enjoying my Ozzyman keychain, as well. I asked it a series of questions referencing a guy I am interested in, and randomly pressed buttons and got a consensus, which I already knew in my heart was the right direction to take it. Cheers! 🙌🏼
Much needed laugh delivered as always Ozzy!!
love your videos mate keep up the good work
Thank you for another beautiful bit of happiness! Bless you ozzy man. Bless you!
1:49 I hate it when motorcycles overtake on intersections like that. Even if the car driver checks the mirror the motorcycle will be coming from a blind spot.
I'm not a motorcyclist, but an easy solution might just be to check your blind spot before merging.
Golf was in the right.. Scooter jumped the gun and didn't wait it's turn. I AM the seeker of truth and justice :O) Cheers mate.
😂😂 That one on the VW Golf... Ozzyman genius 100%..
Ozzy man: yep do the squat of shame
Me: so from now on when I’m told how much of a disappointment I am I’ll be doing the squat of shame😌
Who is telling you that?
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@@jamesmcivor340 teachers
Dude, your commentary is freaking awesome!!!! I love it!!!!!
These videos keep my depression away. Thanks Ozzy man!
Spend less time on youtube and wont depressed
@@Nerius.m I bet you're also one of those people who say 'jUsT bE pOsItIvE'.
Omg, the kid nailing that passing cop car! 😂
I followed the instructions of slapping my phone with the intensity requested and now my phone is in another dimension. Way to go OzzyMan, way to go!
The Squat Of Shame......love it!!!
Love the videos mate keep up the good work.
Nuthin funnier than drunk golfers heading to destination f'd....😂
Charles White, the man, the myth, the legend, on another man, myth, legend's channel. Gotta love it.
I love your videos, Ozzyman.
Happy Gilmore is one of the greatest sports movies of all time.
don’t forget about the water boy😁
And the longest yard
Facts.
Love your reviews! I will subscribe to your other channel as well. This is one of my favorite things to do on most weekends watch your vids with friends, bbq, and have a few beers. Gotta love the island life! 🍻❤️ 🥥 🌴
Very funny! Well done
Grandad showing his restraint right there,I'm pretty sure he wanted to send the doggo into orbit with his driver 🤣🐺⛳🏒💫
Pity the dog didn't nip him a few times... Silly bastard blaming everyone but him!
That's why Real Men™ don't have small dogs.
Because they aren't looking where they're going.
Saying Jack Russell was gay?
Here's to the biggest movie star from hunger games congratulations ozzy man honored you
Lol Charlie is a legend
Poor pupper probably didn't understand why dad was upset :(
I was upset for the poor pupper! Very unfair. 🤬🤬🤬
love your content brother hope you are living it large in aussieland
Keep up the awesome work Ozzyman.
Say goodbye to your 9 iron lol. That's a driver ozzy man.
Greetings to Australia, great Video 👏👏🔝🏆
I love Happy Gilmore, it's one of my favorite movies. This shit was hilarious 🤣
The vw golf and gulf of Mexico jokes are legendary
The Westie taking out grandpa, fucking claaaasic mate.
2:12 I know it's dangerous but I would have LOVED to have been there in that weather.
Ozzy is a great man 🙏
Thanks for the pick me up this morning Ozzy Man.
Im dying here... I just got whacked by Willy Smith for keeping the intensity low🤣🤣🤣
Just love you mate make me laugh so f_ing hard
Lmao, dude that ragdolled out the cart! 🤣
I worked for a delivery company A & F transportation out of Kent WA. We had a Company party. They rented a Golf course for the day. OMG. One of the BEST times I ever had. By noon we were being told we had to GO. LOL. Oh and NEVER come back.
Ozzy Man Gang
never gets old, thanks for all the laughs you sexy bald badass!
Thanks we need your humor now more than ever
2 Canadians living on the Gulf of Mexico sending support to the world Cheers J&D 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇲🇽🇨🇦🇨🇦
squat of shame 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish the guys dog could pick up the club and smack him with it. Getting mad at the dog for not watching where he's walking. What a DA.
Grandad being angry wid his dog was de mst hilarious one😂😂
The one where the guy trips over the dog literally had me in stitches I couldn’t breathe because I was laughing so much. I rewound the video like 10 times just to watch it again. Thank you so much Aussie man I had a stressful evening at work and this video is what I needed to help me laugh and relax. I love all your videos they are truly amazing.
The "Golf" of Mexico..... LMAO!!
Just taaap it in, just taaap it in, give it a little tappy, tap taparooo 😆
I slapped that like button with the intensity of Will Smith and now I'm struggling not to cry.
Look at the smug grin on that gator! He knows exactly what he's doing.
Quality gear as usual 👌
This is the greatest golf fail of All Time (ifykyk)
Thanks for reacting to my Granda and his dog :) will make sure to share this with him!
"The squat of shame" 😂
I remember that Vegemite jar in early '90's. Vegemite in a tube? Now you're just showing off! Thanks Ozzy!
The video with the old grandpa is so wholesome and cute ♥️
The last one was epic
a happy Gilmore and fast and furious reference in one video. nostalgia
1:30 my doggos all the time. I have actually hit my head while looking down to not step on or trip over a doggo.
You killed me with "all in the hips". Thank you.
I wonder what do these gators end up doing with the balls in their mouths... eating them, thinking it's a baby egg? And, yeah, Happy Gilmore is such a great movie, totally love it!!
I was wondering that too. Hopefully they don't swallow them!
They are so intelligent, that I can't think they'd do that though.
It did tip it back in it's mouth, the way they do when carry around their young though!
May be it's a broody wanna be mum, who is nurturing a nest full of gold balls! Lol
@@Mortthemoose LOL, right?!
Happy to see Charlie make it into an Ozzyman video
Slapped the like for the clip
"with the intensity of Will Smith..." bahahaha
It’s kinda fun to see the home state of AZ in a video.
That duff you said “two under par”, that was a hard spit-take! And the vegimite.
"Slap that like button with the intensity of Will Smith!" 😂🤣😂🤣
Smack that like button with the intensity of will smith tho? I’m f. Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so funny