It's a good read I promise it looks gay but like every character is straight but flamboyant weird but still good( I do not confirm that there isn't homosexual characters I stopped reading after part 4)
@@justaperson1779 Most of the Jojos are not exclusively straight lol. Gappy and Jonathon are really the only two who are. Araki confirmed Dio is Bi,But we already knew that lmao.
ngl that could've actually made the story for part 3 make more sense, cuz to this day i still think the "oh lol i got timestop power too" trope was fucking stupid
Star platinum is so understandable, and understanding. He would give up his life for jotaro, and understands his traumas from his dad, and he is also completely straight
I love how Star Platinum and The World just have this mutual understanding, almost like friends. The World teleports away, SP doesn't even try and toss a punch. "Sure, bro, catch you in five."
I always just kind of thought Jotaro learned to stop time from DIO just by watching how he did it. Jotaro didn't even know he HAD the ability until he saw The World so it makes sense he never tried to do it until he saw DIO do it and it worked.
I like that The World is in a perpetual state of "No Homo" and since Star Platinum is the same type, he is too. That little conspiratorial nod when The World punched Jotaro away was some good shit.
The scary part about this is that Dio's body is the body of Jotaro and Joseph's ancestor, Jonathan must be suffering right now. At least Dio dies so the pain lessened at least.
3:00 The best part of this scene is that Jotaro only notices DIO’s there when time resumed, but DIO only noticed Jotaro was looking at him after time resumed, in which he presumed Jotaro saw him in stopped time
@@adriancastaneda1693 that's the animation design the actual one doesn't look far off from the normal the it's just tw but all yellow-ish with a pinch of orange colour and a little bit skinny
@@adriancastaneda1693 same I was talking about it too but times change as the creator said if JoJo was in the same art style as before we would see something like buff Johnny or buff josuke part 8
the fact that this makes more sense than "it's the same stand, same power!" is irritating. I could believe The World left Dio for his... self-righteous... ideas.
The idea that The World (arguably the most powerful stand) having a mind of its own and being able to switch users at will and granting them its time-stopping ability, is so cool and fits this series perfectly. Kinda reminds me of Notorious B.I.G.
Nah, its more like Cheap Trick, or Anubis, since both of them constantly change user at will (sort of, since Cheap Trick's user has to die for it to transfer)
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If your Handsome and Super Straight test your friends Hetero levels by sharing this video with them. If there not straight they will be.
10/10 Gonzossm!
You did it again 🔥
They all passed then we all did a shirtless group huge to show off our Manliness
I like you made the world and star platinum gay and the rest straight
they're JK lol
I like how star platinum and the world are homies
Yeah like they can see each other
oh when the world heard no more women he had to kill dio and himself
Like jotaro Said they are thé same type of stands
"Homies, not Homos"
-Neighborhood Crackhead
@@jellohead1036 the best type of manlyiness
Gotta love how The World just freaks out when DIO does something gay
He even freaks out when he sees Diego and himself being fruity
This is how i actually imagined what Jojo would be before I actually started reading/watching the series.
It's a good read I promise it looks gay but like every character is straight but flamboyant weird but still good( I do not confirm that there isn't homosexual characters I stopped reading after part 4)
@@justaperson1779 well dio is bi and there is a gay couple in part 5 but that's really it to my knowledge
@@justaperson1779 Most of the Jojos are not exclusively straight lol. Gappy and Jonathon are really the only two who are.
Araki confirmed Dio is Bi,But we already knew that lmao.
And you were right.
@@spookydooky666 but isn’t Jotaro straight since he has wife and daughter
4:05
DIO’s va was having so much fun voice acting
Fr was
What cracks me up is the The World stand seem to be the straightest character in this video
fruity poo poo head
Man straight betrayed Dio after he mention he would kill all women.
What about star platinum
@@Flex_seal you tell me after seeing 3:11
5:48
Joseph is pronouncing half of his words in a Japanese accent while speaking English
What a legend
@Sebastian Magallanes Lmao
While being one of only two english characters
I love how The World and Star Platinum are the only straight characters
Don’t forget iggy
Buffass Iggy**
@@TehTrollinStone RIP Buff Ass Iggy and Big Black Avdol
Bro I was reading the comments outloud and said ''niggy'' instead of iggy 😭
XD
4:34 WHAT THE FRICK YOU'D DO TO MY GRANDPA YOU FRUITY POO POO HEAD?!
I'm not a fruity poopoo head!You're THE FRUITY POO POO HEAD!
“Fruity poo poo head” is now my favorite new insult
''D:
I love how even the world thinks that DIO is weird
Cuz the world knows he is weird cuz "the world" hates gays
And gay
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 xd?
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 good one lol
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 true true
Is Nobody going to talk about how Jotaro is doing 2nd grade mathwork, and then called it a *book report?*
Bruh moment
its 8 jotaro
How about then jotaro turns into part 4 jotaro in the following time stop
@@DiamondHoe
And his manga colors at 2:17
Yes, that was the joke
This man thought that he could just upload these unedited jojo episodes and have us believe he did them
E
copyright time bois
WHY WAS DIO RUBBING THE POLE LIKE THAT💀💀💀💀💀☠☠☠
YOU KNOW WHY👀👀👀
JOTARO IS ONLY 16💀
cause he gay
@@Meeper2.017*
@@JotaroKujo_fan the username is extremely accurate
I love how The World is the straightest one out there
@Yumpus Grumpus yep
What about iggy??
Star platinum is the world's therapist
@@jdmcx2132 I dont know about iggy's sexuality, but his spine sure aint straight.
So is star platinum
Jotaro always trying to do his homework during his very dangerous trips.
I mean he does have a Asian parent so he kinda has to get all A's
@@pizzagod9033 yeah just like me i'm asian
@@gabrielcsabela8916 dude... Respect
Am I the only one that noticed that jotaro went from part 3 to part 4 and then to retro
and its 2nd grade math
“If I don’t get a good grade on my book report, dad will never come home from the cigarette store”
Bruh this is low-key sad
overused tho.
@@TrapShops6969 But a real thing that happens to a lot of people.
Well, if it makes you feel better, Jotaro's dad is on a Saxophone world tour rather than a cigarette store
Your art style is seriously world class. It’s beautiful and thank you for sharing.
Fun fact: Dio's body is actually Jonathan's body, so the times Dio was being gay to Jotaro, he was 80% alabamian
NOOOOOO
@@cocopuffs8646 yes my coco puffs, this is true
Welp.
@@jonathanjoestar863 And here we can see the best gentleman in the entire universes
Damn
man, this is another level!
coming from my mind.
Ayy its dopatwo
E
It’s over heaven.
i want a golden wind
"If I don't get a good grade on my book report dad will never come back from the cigarette store"
Holy shit that's depressing
I don't think that will persuade Goku to go visit Jotaro because if Chi Chi found out Goku had a secret child he would be in deep trouble
My mom use to tell me that only if I got good grades then dad would come back..........
yA like jazz?
He's predicted creator of dragon Ball z has passed away
Is that really a prediction though? Everyone dies eventually after all.
I was dying when I saw the world trying to explain to Star platinum that it was a misunderstanding
*Muda of panic*
Timestamp?
@@-Said9752- 9:55
@@darrylferguson3622 thanks
this is the most cursed piece of high quality animation I've ever laid my eyes upon
All of his animations are high quality and cursed
Meatcanyon in the corner:
@@IMayBeSlightlyAutism We dont speak of his name
For you must pay the price for salvation
@@OrbInDaFrame take me
@@IMayBeSlightlyAutism as you wish
To see perfection
The price is only 25c
Props to these VA's for keeping themselves from laughing 24/7
Nah they definitely had like 20+ takes in this video
they definitely had to have some retakes 💀
Just imagine how many takes this took
@KakashiHatake-to8io didn’t even realize that
@KakashiHatake-to8iobro it just sounded like haha but he was just getting hit
someone really spent time animating this
The World knew Jotaro was 17 and he did not want Dio in jail
He doesn't like gay stuff
Tw is straight in my book
The world should have been EDP stand that man going to jail
What are you talking about,
the video is called "JoJo's Very *Straight* Adventures"
You silly goose
FACTS
No therapist in this world can ever help me recover from this interpretation of Iggy
*Buff Ass Iggy
@@wh0kn0ws24 please don't remind us
Well shit...
This was the straighest yet most accurate depiction of Jojo I have EVER seen.
Straighest*
Straightest*
Straightest*
Yes
_true_
1:55 here jotaro has his part 4 coloring which is cool detail that hints he survives to the next part! Foreshadowing!
2:46
JoJo being straight?
Impossible!
Ma- Masaka!
Oh hey its u
BBBRRRAAAAKANA!!!!
JOJO IS THE STRAIGHTEST ANIME IN THE WOORRRLLLDDDDD!!!!!
jojo is straight up gay
burger king
"No longer will the world oppress me."
The World: *oppresses Dio*
And star platinum
Star Platinum also oppresses Dio.
Unless that's what you mean
I was literally about to comment this
You are big brain, no sarcasm
I just love the bromance between star platinum and the world that is going on the whole time.
same
its like SP is constantly trying to calm down TW (who is so pissed of his own master being so fucking gay)
btw jotaro must be suffering from daddy issues
@@andcora his dad is gone :/
@@freedom4125 "how could i ruin your life i wasnt even there"
5:43 killed me😂
☠️☠️☠️
Mudafak🤨
The music in the background literally got bass boosted when he said that
*As a wise man once said :*
_"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._
Oh it's an answer alright, just not a good one. Like "Time".
if youre brave enough war will never change
Coward! YEET THE MEAT!!
cbt time
@@melodica_man0216Cbt for « Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town » ?
I imagine this is how every non JJBA fan thinks what JJBA is
true jojo get's hate becuse it's "not straight"
Yeah i still love the anime
It is pretty accurate
I finished it. I see no inaccuracies with this parody.
they’re not wrong
9:48 I just love how The World try’s to explain to Star Platinum that’s it’s not him
"THATS NOT ME BRO, THE UNIVERSE WAS RESET AND STUFF ITS NOT ME"
lol
@@comrade2826 Pucci: *Yes.*
@@SWAGGER_21 the universe was not reset this is only a other universe
"Mmmuda muda muda! Uh muda muda muda muda"
The voice actors deserve a raise
imagine jotaro actually somehow taking the stand the world
If he had 2 stands of that power he will never died against pucci
That was my Xbox live pfp
ngl that could've actually made the story for part 3 make more sense, cuz to this day i still think the "oh lol i got timestop power too" trope was fucking stupid
Lol foonyy
Thats how Star Platinum:The World was made ;)
It scares me how accurate the story went to for part 3 jojo
As a jojos fan, this is 100% accurate, and as you can tell, they are also 100% straight
This is the most straightess thing I've never seen in my either life
Of course
yep... Totaly... Me: Omg its Jotaro~San. ZA WADUDO
O no
Btw i remember you losing because of your daughter
7:26 that just hits different now...
What do you mean?
@@Dio-Brando-1889Toriyama passed away.
Note: Jotaro is 17 years old and Dio is 120
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
16 is the age of consent in UK and it’s even lower in Japan
@@meltedcheese1091 they are in egypt i think..... And the age of consent is 18+
@@meltedcheese1091 in japan its 13
@@MyNameIsHeh good point
“Mudaf*cka...” officially my new favorite quote.
“Ohhh my gawd…”
Nah
Since “muda” translates to useless is he just calling Dio a useless fu*k?
“Now, for the monologue that lets you get away”
*literally every Jojo fight in a nutshell*
Literally got to this comment as he said that lol
Literally doppio vs risotto fight
Every anime in general.
It’s cuz in manga, the author can just right as much text without thinking about how much time it’d need to be spoken.
Just like Father
1:54 the detail to put his part 4 outfit in stopped time is goated
Star platinum is so understandable, and understanding. He would give up his life for jotaro, and understands his traumas from his dad, and he is also completely straight
What about the trumas little Jimmy gave him during Summer camp.
@@jamice4u there are some obstacles, not even star platinum can overcome
Didn't star star Platinum became alive while jotaro was in prison?
wait if star platinum gave his life for jotaro wouldnt jotaro also die
@@henrique2456 well if you think the Jonathan reincarnated theory, then he already did. For the joestar bloodline.
Dio: "The world will no longer opress me"
*Gets physically opressed by The World*
Whats fisically mean?
@@watervisuals8727 physically
What's opress mean
Nathan Ganga YES
@Nathan Ganga yes
4:08 gotta love how star platinum is conforting the world about his stand user
i cant tell how many times i have re-watched this video since i first saw it! (and memorized the lines fully)
Gonzossm: *uploads adult content*
TH-cam: *yeah sure let’s put this on the category for kids*
It's fine cuz it's gay. (Joke)
FACTS
What do you mean its cartoons. It supposed to be for kids. 😂
Actually he can choose if it's kid friendly
TH-cam thinks if it's a cartoon then it's automatically targeted for kids
Star Platinum is basically the buff therapist who's literally done with everything.
He has heard and seen some things that a gallon of bleach cant even clean.
Never heard of a buff therapist... Actually I don't wanna know. --If it a women then mayb--
0:35 what the heck
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 woman*
I can't kiss you on the lips without getting closer.
Proud of you son, you did a great job portraying Jotaro in the most accurate- authentic- straightest portrayal anyone's ever seen
Lmao
Hey your daddy is here aren't gonna give him a KISS
@@Gonzossm I like chicken nuggets
Ah yes time to send turtle through 30 miles of pain again
"BIG BLACK AVDOL" that got me crying 8:04
I do love how The World and Star Platinum both look very uncomfortable about this whole ordeal.
"Ayy yo pretty gay"
"Yea ikr"
I love how Star Platinum and The World just have this mutual understanding, almost like friends. The World teleports away, SP doesn't even try and toss a punch. "Sure, bro, catch you in five."
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At that moment he was my only comfort
@@melmMCR Two bros, in it together.
All are laughs but then, you realize Jotaro is 17.
@Murtrail Sanders 122*
Age in japan is 13
@Murtrail Sanders mans said 21
And by law dio and jotaro are really related so pretty sus
@@yazurai4667 LMAO
I will always remember this video throughout my whole life it never gets old.
this honestly made more sense than when Jotaro learns to stop time
Although it doesnt...
I always just kind of thought Jotaro learned to stop time from DIO just by watching how he did it. Jotaro didn't even know he HAD the ability until he saw The World so it makes sense he never tried to do it until he saw DIO do it and it worked.
@@brandonfleming7118 yeah he always had it, and its shown through the show
Though that would be cool if he got two stands.
I like the joke, somewhat, but also despise it because it can be explained why the joke itself doesn't make sense so easily.
Technically
7:40 is the start
0:00 is the Dio fight
9:15 is part 7
ZIO HOEHIZA ZIPELLIOU
4:40_9:15 GAY POWER
9:05 proceeds to beat the s### out of iggy
I'm a fan of JJBA, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
ikr
Not accurate
@@tyronejon-quay-veusjuniort1592 yes it is... I promise
@@magicmcmagic Bro no it’s not , You guys are fake “fans”.
It’s mainly Joseph.
just got recommended on this thing i already watched and just realized that the grandpa's stand is a reference to grimace.
*“vanilla ice, who had the very strange and peculiar ability to eat his own ass”*
💀
*"AND TURN INTO A BLACK HOLE!"*
@@grandgojira5485The blackest of holes
@@grandgojira5485A BIGGER BLACKER HOLE
A black.hole
Abdul gets eaten by Vanilla Ice's bigger blacker hole!
I like that The World is in a perpetual state of "No Homo" and since Star Platinum is the same type, he is too. That little conspiratorial nod when The World punched Jotaro away was some good shit.
@Yumpus Grumpus crazy diamond and the hand gets taught how to become homophobic
But if Star Platinum is in a perpetual state of No Homo why didn't it leave Jotaro too?
@Yumpus Grumpus I understand
The World is Chinese confirmed.
so it's the same type of stand like star platinum...
Love how they used Joseph's 'Engrish' even though its dubbed😂
HORRRY SHHIIAATTTTTTTT
I can already imagine some kid remembering this video as nostalgic in the future
The scary part about this is that Dio's body is the body of Jotaro and Joseph's ancestor, Jonathan must be suffering right now. At least Dio dies so the pain lessened at least.
jonathan's brain isnt attached to his body so he cant feel it
@@miike6245 Mentally he is suffering mentally
Oma oma oma oma
The world saying "mudafucker" killed me
5:48
smae
same
It did as well
Lol
“Mom, can we watch Jojo videos?”
“Son, we already have Jojo videos.”
*JOJO videos at home:*
Jojo at home is better
lmao i've seen the real thing, there's almost no difference.
Still JoJo if diavolo dies tho
"*Joe-Joes's Peculiar Escapade*"
2:18 I like that reference to the original manga
I don't even want to imagine what pucci looks like.
A catholic priest lmao
@@kanseidorifto2430 * a gay priest
@@edithlaurio8521 he already is a gay priest
@@AMBATUKAM7 a gayer priest
He's gonna look like squidward with handsome face meme
The voice actor of Dio is so talented
Same with gyro
@@Alu_kardd Go! Go! Zeppelli.
8:59 *”AND SO VANILLA ICE WITH HIS FANTASTICAL POWERS, THEN DECIDED TOO...*
Beat the fuckin shit of iggy.”
Had me rolling 🤣
And then I got a ad about dogs
Yeah apparently he didnt want to give him a quick death because he was so pissed with him so he decided to kick him to death xd
we just gonna ignore that kakyoin was 17 and licking at 200yr old vampire out...
for a guy who likes JoJo and not gay, this is what it feels like to watch JoJo for the first time
YES
HAHAH
Honestly
thats what i used to think too
then i just found out im bi
actually, Yes it is
3:00 The best part of this scene is that Jotaro only notices DIO’s there when time resumed, but DIO only noticed Jotaro was looking at him after time resumed, in which he presumed Jotaro saw him in stopped time
1:52 I like how soft the time stop effect is
100 likes no replies lemme change that
cool one comment every 100 like
Lol yeah the other time stops sounded normal but this one was like "do I really have to..fine >:("
A
Lol
i love how star platinum is just like you good bro 4:16
so "The World" stand was the most straight character in JoJo after all
The World is the best JoBro
Indeed
And SP
Jotaro saying that his dad will never go back from cigarette store if he don't finish his math homework is...kinda true and sad bruh...
Based
For someone who watches dub, dios voice is so accurate.
Yes his dub voice sounds like him
It was on point
The dub voice actor is the same a scorpion from mk x
Its not as similar but there are some similarities to Dios dub va
Me: 1min in the video
Also me: wait.....
This is very gay
Jesus this animation gives me *GREATEST HIGH*
5:49 caught me off guard "Muda Fucka" 😂😂😂
Look at dio's badly animated hand lol
@@FaredRukonosuper funnier 😂
😂😂😂
At least we know he’s cultured 🤷
I love how the Straightest thing here is the street that they’re on
@SQuinGedSUB and *buff ass Iggy*
@SQuinGedSUB so it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum
I love how Za Warudo is questioning his design in part 7
I can see why, they made his forehead as steep as a mountain
Part 7 The World looks really weird. Like, it just doesn't fit at all.
@@adriancastaneda1693 that's the animation design the actual one doesn't look far off from the normal the it's just tw but all yellow-ish with a pinch of orange colour and a little bit skinny
@@midlykhaizen1426 I was talking about the manga design. It just doesn't fit. Mostly because we are used to seeing a buffed TW.
@@adriancastaneda1693 same I was talking about it too but times change as the creator said if JoJo was in the same art style as before we would see something like buff Johnny or buff josuke part 8
9:56
The World: "This is NOT what you're thinking!" *Looks at paused TV screen.* "I swear this is just the past!"
Star Platinum: *S h o c k e d.*
2:56 Lady Dimitrescu fans in a nutshell
your not wrong
unpopular opinion : i think shes not hot
@@hisyam1664 honestly same
@@hisyam1664 ME TOO
@1Yan00 nobody cares.
What’s funny is that it still feels like a casual Jojo episode
Maybe if Jojo part 3 was actually part 8, it would.
Part 8 was really weird
I like how The World and Star Platinum have made a secret pact to keep their straightness
2 years later, this shit is still funny as hell
I both hate and respect that after nearly a decade your art style and humor remains unchanged
I think he is just stuck in 2010... good, i love this humor
@@middlepinfromwiisports4089 Hey if it ain't broken don't fix it
the artstyle may give me straight nightmares, oh god, worst type..
God knows what the interaction between Dio and Erina was like in THIS JoJo universe
Erina instantly died
Yeah since dio hate girls
Wait if goku is jotaros dad in this universe what was Joseph's and His conversation when they met
confusion your next line is- wait where is dad is he off he dipped? HOLLLLY SHIIIY
In this universe Erina kissed Dio. That’s why he hates women.
*” WHAT THE FREAK DID YOU DO TO MY GRANDPA YOU FRUITY POOPOO HEAD”*
-Most Heroic Speech Ever
*" I'M NOT THE FRUITY POOPOO HEAD, YOU ARE "*
-Most Villanous Speech Ever
hm
Bro the fans be LIKE was THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!!!"
Dio : I will enslave humanity
The world : *Yes Yes Yes*
Dio : Then I will kill all women
The world : *No No No*
Jotaro: not to fuck a singel women. The world: yes yes yes
@@Doktor2108 But he don't wanna kill them, so...
*K I L L A L L W O M E N*
the world : muda fuck
wait, that was a jojo reference
the fact that this makes more sense than "it's the same stand, same power!" is irritating. I could believe The World left Dio for his... self-righteous... ideas.
lol
1:54 DIO stopped time so hard Jotaro got launched all the way to Diamond Is Unbreakable
If its paused it's in black and white
I dont think it has to do with part 4 because the colors of josephs clothes changed too
What I thought too
@@furiousfurry hi older me
@@DioBrando-tf7gv hi younger me
THIS ANIMATION IS INSANE!!! YOU'RE SO SKILLED
The idea that The World (arguably the most powerful stand) having a mind of its own and being able to switch users at will and granting them its time-stopping ability, is so cool and fits this series perfectly. Kinda reminds me of Notorious B.I.G.
It’s second thanks to the existence of the same type of stand
“Arguably the most powerful stand”
Hmmm
It’s called The World because everybody can have The World if The World finds them to have goals that it agreed with. (That’s what I think, anyways.
I think that might actually be the case for an important Stand in Part 8.
Nah, its more like Cheap Trick, or Anubis, since both of them constantly change user at will (sort of, since Cheap Trick's user has to die for it to transfer)
8:16 “Vanilla Ice’s B I G G E R, B L A C K E R H O L E.”
AYYYYYYOOOO
"The Joestars used the family technique to run away"
*Jumps out of a window*
new special joestar secret technic
What did little jimmy rub on jotaro!?
@@hella_devious2137 why am i even even saying this?.. ah forget it S U S
@@karl-heinz5924 a bit S U S S Y