KFC Loves Gays with John Goodman
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Our old pal, Colonel Sanders is back with a message for Chick-Fil-A and chicken lovers that is totally honest and not at all panderous.
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John Goodman is a master at turning on the "scary" at the flick of a switch, and he rarely ever does it.
Most white people are
Wolfgang H Man, I really love that movie.
10 Cloverfield Lane
D Harlo Thanks man.
@@MrRuamazed He single handedly made that movie incredible. Really surprising range of abilities.
"Be right there, Omarion."
Had me in stitches.
MaxPro see?? 😂
I had to rewind to make sure i WAS HEARING RIGHT LMAO
it’s a job for under-educated americans to take advantage of normal people and project power over them. it’s a cozy well paying job that provides OT, benefits, pension, lucrative promotion paths, power over others, and immunity to almost anything you could do wrong on the job. yeah soo soo noble
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. You're all just a bunch of money-mouths, walkin' around, talkin' and eatin.'"
Gotta love a man who tells the brutal truth.
Say what you want about the tenants of Chic-Fil-A, dude. At least its an ethos.
@@phreakinpher When you say "At least it's an ethos" do you mean to say that ANY group that holds a firm belief regarding who they'll associate with is automatically better than a group which doesn't care....? Because, if so, may I refer you to the NAZIS!
BAM! GODWIN'S LAW!!! 😝
@@LoganBluth it was a Lebowski quote.
We can't handle the truth.
Didn't someone once ask Col Sanders what he thought of hippies? "They eat chicken, don't they?"
1:54 This part is pure genius, especially how it cuts when he's still talking. Its so dark. Its why I come back to watch this skit. :D
Best part :D
because that's the truest part
cuts right to the bone
Money mouth
The high-pitched feedback squeal in the background is a brilliant touch!
Same here! I just saw a stupid ass KFC commercial and was like gotta go watch this again
"...We Got Those Bowls." Holy fuck, that totally needs to be KFC's new slogan.
+RegisteredCinephile
A failure pile in a sadness bowl.
Is that in reference to those styrofoam bowls??
KFC is shit man, McD's for life...
"And occasionally limited runs of food that would only otherwise be found in a Lovecraft book."
@@tinyflyonthewall those are great for putting worms in for fishing.
John Goodman should play Colonel Sanders for KFC. Out of all the people they had play the real Colonel, Goodman looks the most like him.
Yup, but i don't think those subtle race references will fly on TV though.
NERD Incorporated
"I prefer light meat to dark meat", erm I hope he means chicken
wow, you are that slow?
No that definitive not lol!
Michael Blanc
You do know what 'chicken' means in gay slang don't you?
Plus the 'bear' reference at 0:53
Least creepy KFC commercial I've seen in a while
Was just having a sip as I read that and spit it out laughing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
John Goodman could play pretty much any role and still be the American icon that he has been for such a sustained amount of time. He's a gift.
John Goodman need to be cloned so he can be around forever.
what if he was
A2Z83 Mind... blown...
Oh fuck, could that be Seth Rogen?
^^^^^^^^Can we please do this?
We haven't found the Elder Race yet, which would provide us with the technology to transfer consiousness.
"Snugglin' with yer bear." IT TOOK ME A MINUTE
"Never in my 140 years on this earth have I ever harmed a gay!" lol
+Doom Lord RKS I don't get it
***** Thanks, nice pic
+Flying Cactus A bear is just a hairy gay guy. Masculinity isn't actually a factor.
+Flying Cactus bitch what
a lot of gay men are shallow af and wouldn't be caught dead with a bear
a lot of gay guys don't want to date fems either
bears are just hairy, bulky guys, and from what I've seen tend to date each other
I swear I adore how John Goodman can switch from a happy loving family man to a crazy, drug lord, kidnapping guy.
In 2012 this was satire but in 2022 this is exactly the marketing strategy of every major corporation. Hell, they don't even seem to care if you buy their products anymore.
Virtue signaling to a T
Companies like Bethesda putting up their pride month logos in all but Russia, Middle East, Turk...
It’s been Disney’s marketing strategy since their plague of pointless live action remakes, NON-Tim Allen Lightyear, and whatever the fuck strange world was supposed to be.
Now companies that do this are the Target of bomb threats.
🤢🤮
"Hell, I might even be gay..."
I'm fucking dead 💀💀😂😂😂😂
+Adam Turner in that kind of suit he might be
that would require consent. ain't nobody getting near a person that uses that many emojis.
See.... lmao 🤣
Fuck it, Dude.....Let's go bowling.
+Carl Killough SHOMER SHABBOS!
Why reply to yourself?
Roman! This is the LAST FUCKING TIME!
They're gonna kill that poor woman, man...
I told that fuck down at the league office THAT I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS
Its 2023 and this aged perfectly.
Absolutely hilarious. He's one of the few people who truly deserve to be a star
I agree his brilliant & so many actors shouldn't be stars they just don't cut it!
John Goodman is a national treasure
Jonathan Leiman no... he’s not.
*international
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@pdubzpyro You’re right, he’s an international treasure ;)
Does this mean Nic Cage will steal him?
"if you want the gayest chicken you have to visit meee"
could not stop laughing
Lmfao I died reading your comment hearing it in my head again
I DIED at 1:55 😂😂 He just tosses that charade & throws discretion right out the damn window! Love ya Always John Goodman!
Of all the things, ''and... we're open on Sundays'' made me laugh the hardest, everything about it is so spot on.
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. Gay or not, you're all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around, talking and eating"
Truer words could not have been said
VIPKID Vault it's a two and a half minute video dude.
In your future posts, don't have future posts, you time Nazi.
+Mark D lol
The high pitched noise completes the magic of those words.
That's true equality.
Lol John Goodman does the best freakout faces.
In a alternate timeline, I really hope there's a john badman
"We're so gay we're introducing a table dance mandate at participating locations."
"only the pocket squares of a gentleman could be used as a banana hammock."
Those bowls, tho.
Graphomite fuk the super bowl u know Patriots are going to win like always they got in the pockets of motherfuking people who own the NFL
He said: "Hell, I might even BE gay!!!!" Gold...
lmao, Bette Midler or Streisand.
Or ABBA
Or for the millenial version, Lady Gaga.
1:48 "Only the pocket sqaures of a gentlemen can be used as a banana hammock Ehh hee hee hee!" I literally shot red wine out my nose onto the screen! LMFAO!
I fucking love John Goodman.
Well, after this video, you can love fucking John Goodman as well...
(Sorry, couldn't help it... lol)
Donny, do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.
2SWOOD I love your profile picture
It's like they went into my nightmares and digitally remastered them.
“I know their service is better but...we got those bowls” 😂😂😂
2:01
The zoom-in, clucking and rising whistle pitch is when shit gets real. XD
Now I want to see a Colonel Sanders biopic with John Goodman....
Arnold Guy FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!
but Goodman doesn't look like the Colonel.
The colonel actually killed somebody for trying to mess up his sign
"Your all just a bunch of money mouths walkin' around" truer words have never been spoken.
stolen.
Vance Nethery no u
America: Your pursuit of happiness is trapped by corporations who made your altered consciousness of tv commercials you call reality in your trance similar to sleep where you conceive of things but don't do them while you pay your mortgage check never considering that some little poor kid living in a dump in Brazil is happier than you'll ever be because he's got soul while you've got DirecTV.
Chad Warren I used to have DirecTV, but now I have Netflix...it's the greatest invention since KFC...
Chad Warren Oh, and I used to have one of those soul things, but I haven't seen that thing in years.
Several years later, KFC's own commercials are now more absurd than this great satire!
Even in a satirical online video John Goodman still acts his heart out
''...never in my 140 years on this earth...'' lol
I looked down just in time to read and hear that line
the secret to immortality is fried chicken and rice...seems to work for colonel sanders and Uncle Ben the rice guy
Since this came out, I've gone back and laughed my ass off dozens of times. Gets me every time!
If there’s ever gonna be a film about Colonel Sanders, John Goodman better star in it.
1:55 when I ask how someone's day is and they proceed to actually tell me how it was.
Thumbs up if you had to watch after seeing one of those new KFC youtube commercials.
"If you want the gayest chicken, you have to visit me"
Goodman can be so scary when he wants to. I wish he got more sinister roles from time to time
He is such a great actor. Gotta love him.
I love John Goodman. How did he end up doing this gig?
+MrZapparin "goer"... google it.... or ask on 4chan.
he got paid
I find that doubtful with his extensive history and likely royalties check at the end of each month.
Lol so it was sarcasm. Very good, sir.
I blame Rosan.
John Goodman - still a better Colonel Sanders than that annoying new guy in the commercials
2:14🎶If you want the Gayest chicken well have to visit you all🎶
This whole video has a serious acid trip/ nightmare feel to it.
I can confirm the person who wrote this was tripping hard when he wrote this! 😂🤣😂
John Goodman is the man for doing this. fucking hilarious
I never tried dipping chicken in gravy.. I gotta try that
is that some gay slang?
What are you even doing with your life
Seriously it's delicious! 😋😂😂😂
I love how John Goodman can poke such fun at Chik-Fil-A. He was kind of scary at one point!
Aged like fine wine. Thank you John Goodman
"gay or not your all just a bunch of big old money malls talking and eating" lol
You got your southern dialect wrong, it is 'money maws." Jeez, visit Kentucky more often! lol
crumblymunky omg i am from kentucky and we do not talk that yall
that moment when Walter starts acting like lebowski
Jenna lynn mind blown
More like Charlie Meadows from "Barton Fink"
This commercial got dark for a second or two. 🤤
Can't believe I was surprised that a sketch starring John Goodman got weird towards the end...
Omfg the white meat to the dark 😭😭😭😭
Looks like most of the profits will be lost from black people now which is 90% of the customers.
I'm SO glad you didn't post that "all" meat matters.
I had to read your name twice. Some how when I first looked i saw Rarian Dicks.
Yes, I laughed so hard.
Did someone say "Dicks"?
I don't care how many times I see this, but 1:55 still gets me every time!
The Colonel done seen it all.
'Your all just a bunch of money mouths walkin' around' the true definition of capitalism .
@Hurst Olds442 You can always tell who the brainwashed kids are in these threads.
At least you’re not forced to buy it
@Hurst Olds442 I'm not talking about your post dude, im talking about the main post. I'm actually old enough to have a grandchild and capitalism got my family out of poverty!
@@timtheenchanter6896 I was actually praising capitalism and the fact KFC doesn't care about your sexuality
"Snuggling with yer Bear" I fucking died lol!
I about died when he said: "I prefer to see the world like my hormone-loaded antibioticly engineered chicken"
this video predicted the near future of advertising
I first saw this eleven years ago, & laughed until I nearly soaked my britches. I've not seen it in years, but thought, a few minutes ago, "I want to laugh at John Goodman's KFC advert", & looked it up.
STILL GODDAMNED HILARIOUS.
Lavender Jack...Swooping On Down.
1:55 suddenly shit turns dark
"snuggling up with your bear" :P
I have a headache from laughing so hard. I love this Good man, good man. Lololol
Every company this month
Unfortunately there's a blooper in this video that every gay man will notice, that Bette Midler album he's holding is not Thighs and Whispers, it's Broken Blossom. Oops.
My life is a lie!
Brie Russell I didn't notice. Will my gay card now be revoked?
David Adams It's Fire Island re-education for us, Davey. 😕
Also, he is somehow listening to a vinyl record on a CD player lmao
Brie perhaps it's not a blooper maybe it was put in like that intentionally just to see how gay men would notice by the way who the fuck is Bette Midler
1:55 HOLY SHIT, is that the incarnation of my inner SOUL!!!
John Goodman is freaking great
Fantastic job Funny Or Die
"We all no that when it comes to the chicken of America, I prefer the wHite meat to the dark meat" lmao so racist
Domanic Blanco." my grandmother was.a.typical white peeson" barack obama . real racist
Im sure kfc allowed this , cuz they dont want blacks or gays service or to be known for that, mean if kfc is known as a black thing some may not wana be associated with them cuz that, so maybe more customers since shows some disdain for the targeted consumers shown in this fake ad , otherwise its kinda slanderous, that being said, i feel most people, or atleast 50% prefer white meat, the others usually dont have a preference, but doubt 50% or more prefer dark meat, also how u can tell he wasnt serious abt the gay thing. He prefers the breasts and dosnt like the rear half
Damn genius combo of camerawork, execution and dialogue. Very effective for the lols.
John Godman deserves an OSCAR for this !!! every line every scene perfect.
I'm bi and this was the funniest shit
Dat laugh at the end! lmao! brilliant
This is epic.
How did i miss this? Epic
This was ahead of its time.
no
John Goodman has a voice made in heaven!
I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH...lmfaoo this was hilarious
I still watch this 😂😂
John Goodman is a great actor he landed this so well lol
Like any self-respecting gay man would eat KFC.
sorry.
Jacob Kamphus Troll.
that what kind of chicken join would a self respecting gay man eat at
Sweety, how do you expect the bears like me to keep the weight up?
jgrisso07 I dunno. Wendy's?
1:55 shit got real way too fast
John Goodman is awesome.
I watch this weekly lmfao
OMG this is so funny , John Goodman is and will always be the funniest guy XD
Shut the F up Donny!
Axi Baximillion over exaggerated
No, No, It's "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!?!" :>)
Look at the new movie with him ,,10 cloverfield street'' or something like that,his acting is awesome.
Lane. Cloverfield LANE.
Goodman always delivers.
This is so great.
So the best part of this was John goodman did a commercial for KFC in the 80s.
I like how people are surprised that this isn't the real Colonel. Seriously guys, The Colonel passed in 1980, at the age of 90. Of course this isn't the real Colonel, it's famous actor John Goodman, as the title quite clearly suggests!
But what about the colonel sanders in the commercial?
+Kare2muchJR Striking resemblance anyway.
+Flamer Gamer101 thats norm mcdonald in the new tv commercials
+yogithehamster10 I guess they are ok
+yogithehamster10 what's it gonna be about?
I thought to myself "this would have been way funnier 4 years ago"
Then I saw "posted Aug 14, 2012"
I am not a clever man
What happened (now) 7 years ago
you mean 8
I love his evil laughter in the end of this clip,iiiiieeee heh heeh he heee! Please somebody make him play a satirical movie for making fun the fast food chains.Or a biography film with this man and such!
John Goodman as Colonel Sanders is so cool
Quality John Goodman performance! His voice kept doing this weird thing though, where for a few moments he'd sound like Patton Oswalt's voice. Which makes me really want to see Patton Oswalt play the Colonel, especially considering how much he hates their "famous bowl."
The best Harland Sanders was the REAL Harland Sanders.
"I WANT A FAILURE PILE IN A SADNESS BOWL!"
Omfgggg😭. The dark moments! I'm crying
He probably would’ve gotten the gig for real at some point I’d it wasn’t for this. Dude potentially turned down huge money to do a two minute sketch. Respect
This is too good!!