That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago. I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
@@Jay-s1j9hYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection! And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection. Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100% Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman. It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣 So many good parts in this. But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
@@PeteTheGrouch he might've in a comic from decades ago. 🤷 Supes is different in every iteration. Same with Batman. It just depends on who's writing him.
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
It's kind of harsh but also somewhat understandable that Batman might consider kicking Aquaman out of the Justice League. But the fact that he ends up firing every single member, including Superman, for basically no reason at all is fucking hilarious.
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman. Another brilliant sketch.
I hope Pete never stops making these videos. They give me life. Although it would be cool if they fizzled out the sitting at a desk firing someone bits and went back to reenacting a scene from a movie.
Pete managed to keep the same actors longer than DC does 😂
Sad but true.
Boom Roasted!
not sad, that's awesome!
BURN
doesnt take much they just reset the universe every few months
I like that Pete got the same actor back to do Superman again so many years later.
Amazing 😅
@@ChineduOpara yea I was trying to look at the face like is this not the superman guy from b4 b4
He also got the same Batman!
@@ChineduOpara😅
@@Kryptnythe is batman
"That's why Alfred always pre hits the pinata " absolutely slays
Bro I just loled in my office. People think I'm insane
That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
@@mandreadfg I no kidding just did the exact same thing 🤦♂️. Pete’s humor really sneaks up on you 😂
Holmes's portrayal of Batman is among the funniest things I've seen. Perfectly hilarious.
*piñata 😂
Dude the "hold this rock" sent me to the moon; so good
Very holdable
“…like holllldddiinnn the rock”
"YOouu could hold it"
HOLD THIS ROCK😂
I love how Batman's attempts at poisoning Superman with Kryptonite just kept getting more outrageous and ridiculous. 😂😂
The shrek hole lasted the entire quarantine
It hit me when he did the pickles
Its green tea from Asia
To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
Each attempt was soooo good
“I used up all my best stuff last time”, that made me laugh so hard. I loved that Batman/Superman skit
Yeah back then he teamed up w/Commissioner Gordon
lol it killed me
Of all of his older skits, that was by far the best! 😁😆
"You based your alter ego off the newies!" 😅😂🤣
@@davisjones7137 and some guy without glasses.
Where is Commissioner Gordon!?
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago.
I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
It was... *checks* wow, at least 9 years ago th-cam.com/video/-G4Y8JtT1j0/w-d-xo.html
'I used up all my good stuff last time'. 🤣
More like a decade ago
And 20million views later
theres still a flash and joker one, they are in the end graphic with the other ones
Batman still has the Batfamily to Batcan.
😁
The “hope starts with an H” callback is perfection.
"Touch this rock."
"Really? Youre not even trying now."😂😂
Superman: "Get out of the Hall of Justice"
Batman: "Oh, you mean MY Hall of Justice that I pay for?"
I cant believe Superman wouldn’t know he’s joking.
Humor is like… Batman’s whole thing.
😆
That and riddles. Because riddles can be funny, like jokes.
Nah,i am pretty sure he is so humorless his enemy is a clown.
I mean, yeah, Batman is a pathetic clown (who fights pathetic clowns)
A sense of humor is like a set of living birth parrents. Not every superhero gets one.
That Guy playing Superman is actually really good! Like a mix between Cavil and Reeve
Yeah!!! And from a certain angle he kinda looks like Christian Bale 😂
Definitely better than that current twat in the arrowverse.
Actually, ya I see it. The perfect mix tbh.
yeah he was surprisingly good, I could see him in a film
if any of you are pretending he looks like any superman except nic cage, you're lying to yourselves
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
Imagine him trying to join the X-men Pete plays both Batman and Xavier lol
Only if he can get on the 1980s Globetrotters.
Imagine he ND tony stark have the interview
That's actually good idea
@@Jay-s1j9hYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
@3:10 Superman turned into Homelander really quick there. HAHAHAHA!
Nah. Even Comic Superman would get that tired of Bruce's shit.
Yea
Not really unique to homelander
When SM gets emotional his eyes glow
Yea the boys is mental diarrhea. Murder porn. Best of all lame.
What a "faquad"😂 whilst looking at the shrek puppet!
Classic! 😂😂😂
‘Hope starts with a H. I used all the best stuff last time’ now that’s a throwback 😂
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection!
And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection.
Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
It's so character-appropriate that Bats can't ever emotionally take what he dishes out to everyone else around him... f'ing perfect. 😂
Gum would be perfection too 😁
I overfed these men?
@@TheBestcommentorlook at that little guy. All tuckered out.
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 one of my all-time favorite favorite Batman skits of Pete Holmes' Batman 😂
Laughed my ass off when Batman pulled out “The Asian Green Tea” lol
Like he knew he might need a Plan B... C/D/E... F(arquat)...
1:39 'Hope starts with a H' The funniest reference ever made in DC history
I lost it at "Eat sh*t, f***wad!" 🤣🤣
Me too bro
I’m so so happy Pete Holmes is back. Especially him being Batman :)
But we need Badman.
This. 😂
ICY WATERS the old skits were so funny
Couldn't come up with any new characters
Same. I was sad his show didn't get the recognition it deserved. I'm glad he's back
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
That shit took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂
Oh I’m an orge I live in a swamp
Hey now! Your rockstar get your game on
What a farquaad lol
Carved? Probably just stuffed with it.
He clearly must have carved it during one of his Shrek holes
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100%
Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
3:09 Hilarious how batman just literally sinks in to his suit when supes activates the heat 😂😂
I like this in character of the Znyder superman, that one would definitely not hesitate to murder batman with his Lazer eyes
1000000%. I had to pause the video to laugh for several minutes straight at that.
Nearly went homelander there at that moment
That had some real "Frank get in the oven" energy for a second.😮
@@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww LOL he did 🤣
"Eat sh*t f**kwad" 😅😂🤣😭 the way he tilted his head to say that.
😂😂😂😂
I can say with confidence that the Batman videos are by far Pete's best, both in dialog and in performances.
Agreed especially against Superman
Xmen were better tbh
the wonder woman actress was mid
@@LongHaulTrucker4LifeJubilee is still my favorite!😅
@@LongHaulTrucker4Life Agreed
4:53 Is my favorite. Clark's face just screams, "Are you for real?"
It’s like why the hell is he still trying this shit with me
Please never stop making these Batman skits Pete. Nice clever Farquaad insult at the end 🤌🏼
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
“Hope starts with an H stupid” callback had me laughing too hard
I'm so glad you and you're crew is back, Pete. We missed you. It's also great that you got your actor friends back. You are all doing a terrific job.
Such a treat to see these classic comedy bits resurrected for the modern era. Thanks to the legendary Pete Holmes, and everyone involved!
4:27 was the funniest part. It's his attention to detail that makes the reference so funny.
“I used up all my best stuff last time.” 😂😂😂
Superman remembered his last interaction with Batman so he came prepared.
So he stole not only image but also Batman's superpower, did not he?
4:21 Superman almost lost it !! LOL !!
I thought I was the only one that noticed but to be fair it is beyond ridiculous
@@Floridaman6815It was very subtle, but still, amazing performances even with all of the outtakes.
This man is a genuinely good Superman. I'd love to see him play him in a film!
This is the 2nd time. Look up Badman vs Superman
He's an awesome mercenary in Jack reacher and in the live action bits of Quantum Break
Maybe as a parody of a parody.
Nop
5:04, where he just simply busts out the rock and says it's very holdable, I can't. 💀
The way he said "it's very holdable" got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" Green Tea .... from Asia Minor "
OMFG 🤣🤣 Hillarious A F
This series is EPIC Pete!! we have missed these soo much!!
Pete’s Scottish accent is freaking amazing!!
It's not a scottish accent it's a Shrekish accent (the natives also call it Mikemyerish).
HAAR-vay Deent - _CAHN_ wee _TROOST_ 'im, lad, ees wot wai need to knoo, ees wot ah'm _AHS-keen_ yoo now, ya bloody FEWL!!
Can we please get Pete Holmes a comedy Justice League sitcom already! This guy is on another level! 👏
Which one is pete holmes?
@@JungSooLeeeBatman
Which one is Pete Holmes? You're missing out on some great comedy
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
I would absolutely watch that
Pete Holmes, doing Batman, doing Shrek, doing Smashmouth with a Kryptonite puppet... priceless! LOL!
We went deep into the desperation of the Batsy and i suspect he tried hypnosis with the rock attempt to no avail. Owned.
“H is for hope. I used all my best stuff last time” 😂😂
Great stuff Pete!!
"Hope starts with an H"
Great job Butchering the joke you just heard. lol
There's no S-ope for you.
That "green tea...from Asia" setup has one of the funniest punchlines I've heard to a Superman-related joke in a long time! XD
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman.
It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
@@justinklenkThe rubber suit really seals in the flavor . . . oh, and "Ass-mouth-vag!" LOL 🤣
@@patricktilton5377
Yes - those were absolutely the two rawest lines from the entire roast!
I stabbed you first 😂
@@NicholasBennett-sm8rjNow you have my permission to cry . . .
Batman got fired by Superman
I am sad there wasn't a point where Superman is like where the hell are you getting all this kryptonite?!
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
@@HulkVahkiin somehow people manage
Often
@@DSan-kl2ycespecially when having a good brain along with badass powers is a very prominent thing with him
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
@@thungoda3082 😭 That would have been perfect.
Love this series; very much hoping to see more Thomas Middleditch as Robert Pattinson.
i want to see thomas as 500 different characters
You mean Vengeance
haha you get a good giggle out of me :D@@thewilhelmscream7912
But he got bat-canned!! 😢 Can we trust him??
Can't believe I went to school with him still was crazy seeing him in old skits and movies
These sketches are the gift that keeps on giving! 😂
The innocent jar of pickles. Green tea from Asia… Asia Minor. 😂😂😂 best one yet
I’m not a Superman fan but this is like my favorite Superman. He’s straight forward and taking no BS from Batman. 🤣
I think that guy could legitimately play Superman.
Also can we talk about how saving this one for the end, right after Batman fired everyone else was *sheer genius*
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
So true, but I was expecting that Batman's going to be fired by Superman when they did Batman fires Batman... I said wait, where's Superman? lol
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
That is comedy gold 💯
1:40 " hope starts with an H .... used up all my best stuff last time "😂😂
1:34 I wish they'd make a parody movie
My sides hurt from laughing so hard when he spit the water out 😂
😂😂😂
Oh I’m dieing, can’t breath 😂😂😂
Might be asthma.
“I used up all my best stuff last time” 😞
That tickled me 😂
"Its time to can your ass....like sardines bitch" i love that.
Also supes' line about dads hitting the piñata so that the kid feels like a big boy
That's why Alfred always prehits the Pinata?! 🎉🎉🎉 fucking gold
Don't take this the wrong way but from that distance shouldn't Superman be affected by the kryptonite?
This was the best one yet! Drinking the kryptonite was hysterical! 😂
Please never stop making batman videos. I could watch em all day.
It truly is the deepest well of comedy deliciousness - here and elsewhere... but especially here. 😂😂😂
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣
So many good parts in this.
But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
Pretty sure he foots 90% of the bills for the League...
Put it this way - it sure weren't Supes who bought that fancy space station in DCAU.
@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@@adaman.shr.3538 ...question - if Supes has all that 'advanced tech', why hasn't he cured cancer yet? Just curious...
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
@@PeteTheGrouch he might've in a comic from decades ago. 🤷 Supes is different in every iteration. Same with Batman. It just depends on who's writing him.
"can you open the bottle of pickles" 😂😂😂
I love these and am glad you’re making more . Now bring back prof x!!!
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
I fucking love these. We've missed your amazing skits, Pete!
Batman should fire Austin Powers for no reason 😂. I'd love to see another Batman vs Superman part 3.
There's a lot of reason to fire Austin Powers in todays climate
It's kind of harsh but also somewhat understandable that Batman might consider kicking Aquaman out of the Justice League. But the fact that he ends up firing every single member, including Superman, for basically no reason at all is fucking hilarious.
I lost it when he spit out the “green tea”. Hahahaha
My eyes are still wet from laughing with the previous Bat-canned video and here's the next one already. Thanks Pete!!!
I'm happy to see another Batman by Pete today. Made my day. Thank you
“That’s why Alfred always pre-hits the piñata?” I’m dead! 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
Young man, you have lit the laughter fire I thought I lost. Your amazing!
I love how Superman couldn’t get through the shrek puppet line without grinning 😂
Yeah lol
good catch lmao didnt see that first watch
Huh, to me, it looked more like agitation. I did see a brief smile cracked, however.
Good catch. He is suppressing it hard.
Never even saw a smile lol 😭 when was it
I'm half surprised Bats didn't try to throw the "rock" at him
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman.
Another brilliant sketch.
Keep these videos coming. Never stop doing them
"So fucking sad. Go play with your gadgets and your legos you toddler."
- Superman 😅
Love these Pete! Thank you! 🤣🤣👍
I've missed this series so much!
@@ChineduOpara "my skills that I learned in the mountains!" 🤣🤣
This was easily the best of the Bat Canned series. I laughed hard on this one
I hope Pete never stops making these videos. They give me life. Although it would be cool if they fizzled out the sitting at a desk firing someone bits and went back to reenacting a scene from a movie.
"I totally took down one of them" had me dying. Everybody plowing through tons of them while Batman in a fight for his life with one 🤣
Batman: "Oh, im fired? Ok then, you and your justice league have a day to get out of MY building. That's right, i own this place."
When people ask me who my favorite Batman actor is, I always say Pete Holmes!
Pete, glad to see your doing batman videos again! Please keep it up!
He does have the potential to be a serious Batman. Even then, I'd still expect him to come out with some funny one liners
" I WAS A BOYYYY.... NOW IM A BATTTT"
1:34 lmfao I’m dead 🤣
2:21 green tea from Asia
4:52😂😂😂
I loved the college humor sketches with Pete as Batman when I was in middle school, glad to see there's some newer ones!
I love how Pete looks like Bale in the face😂 makes Batman funnier
Pete, you need to be on tv with these sketches again!
Tongue kiss my butler? I nearly choked on my coffee.
Laughed my +!@× off. Absolutely hilarious. Great channel.
This is the one I have been waiting for! Since the Supes asked him to team up i have been wanting this.
The way he says pinata though 🤣
Omfg the glowing drinks 😂 pure gold