To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago. I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
@@user-kz1rr4ri2oYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection! And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection. Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100% Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣 So many good parts in this. But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman. Another brilliant sketch.
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman. It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
It's kind of harsh but also somewhat understandable that Batman might consider kicking Aquaman out of the Justice League. But the fact that he ends up firing every single member, including Superman, for basically no reason at all is fucking hilarious.
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
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Pete managed to keep the same actors longer than DC does 😂
Sad but true.
Boom Roasted!
not sad, that's awesome!
BURN
doesnt take much they just reset the universe every few months
I like that Pete got the same actor back to do Superman again so many years later.
Amazing 😅
@@ChineduOpara yea I was trying to look at the face like is this not the superman guy from b4 b4
He also got the same Batman!
@@ChineduOpara😅
@@Kryptnythe is batman
I love how Batman's attempts at poisoning Superman with Kryptonite just kept getting more outrageous and ridiculous. 😂😂
The shrek hole lasted the entire quarantine
It hit me when he did the pickles
Its green tea from Asia
To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
Each attempt was soooo good
Dude the "hold this rock" sent me to the moon; so good
"That's why Alfred always pre hits the pinata " absolutely slays
Bro I just loled in my office. People think I'm insane
That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
@@mandreadfg I no kidding just did the exact same thing 🤦♂️. Pete’s humor really sneaks up on you 😂
Holmes's portrayal of Batman is among the funniest things I've seen. Perfectly hilarious.
*piñata 😂
“I used up all my best stuff last time”, that made me laugh so hard. I loved that Batman/Superman skit
Yeah back then he teamed up w/Commissioner Gordon
lol it killed me
Of all of his older skits, that was by far the best! 😁😆
"You based your alter ego off the newies!" 😅😂🤣
@@davisjones7137 and some guy without glasses.
Where is Commissioner Gordon!?
The “hope starts with an H” callback is perfection.
"Touch this rock."
"Really? Youre not even trying now."😂😂
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago.
I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
It was... *checks* wow, at least 9 years ago th-cam.com/video/-G4Y8JtT1j0/w-d-xo.html
'I used up all my good stuff last time'. 🤣
More like a decade ago
And 20million views later
theres still a flash and joker one, they are in the end graphic with the other ones
Batman still has the Batfamily to Batcan.
😁
I cant believe Superman wouldn’t know he’s joking.
Humor is like… Batman’s whole thing.
😆
That and riddles. Because riddles can be funny, like jokes.
Nah,i am pretty sure he is so humorless his enemy is a clown.
I mean, yeah, Batman is a pathetic clown (who fights pathetic clowns)
A sense of humor is like a set of living birth parrents. Not every superhero gets one.
@3:10 Superman turned into Homelander really quick there. HAHAHAHA!
Nah. Even Comic Superman would get that tired of Bruce's shit.
Yea
Not really unique to homelander
When SM gets emotional his eyes glow
4:53 Is my favorite. Clark's face just screams, "Are you for real?"
That Guy playing Superman is actually really good! Like a mix between Cavil and Reeve
Yeah!!! And from a certain angle he kinda looks like Christian Bale 😂
Definitely better than that current twat in the arrowverse.
Actually, ya I see it. The perfect mix tbh.
yeah he was surprisingly good, I could see him in a film
if any of you are pretending he looks like any superman except nic cage, you're lying to yourselves
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
Imagine him trying to join the X-men Pete plays both Batman and Xavier lol
Only if he can get on the 1980s Globetrotters.
Imagine he ND tony stark have the interview
That's actually good idea
@@user-kz1rr4ri2oYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
3:09 Hilarious how batman just literally sinks in to his suit when supes activates the heat 😂😂
I like this in character of the Znyder superman, that one would definitely not hesitate to murder batman with his Lazer eyes
1000000%. I had to pause the video to laugh for several minutes straight at that.
I lost it at "Eat sh*t, f***wad!" 🤣🤣
I’m so so happy Pete Holmes is back. Especially him being Batman :)
But we need Badman.
This. 😂
ICY WATERS the old skits were so funny
Couldn't come up with any new characters
Same. I was sad his show didn't get the recognition it deserved. I'm glad he's back
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
That shit took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂
Oh I’m an orge I live in a swamp
Hey now! Your rockstar get your game on
What a farquaad lol
Carved? Probably just stuffed with it.
He clearly must have carved it during one of his Shrek holes
1:39 'Hope starts with a H' The funniest reference ever made in DC history
“I used up all my best stuff last time.” 😂😂😂
‘Hope starts with a H. I used all the best stuff last time’ now that’s a throwback 😂
4:21 Superman almost lost it !! LOL !!
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection!
And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection.
Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
It's so character-appropriate that Bats can't ever emotionally take what he dishes out to everyone else around him... f'ing perfect. 😂
Gum would be perfection too 😁
I overfed these men?
@@TheBestcommentorlook at that little guy. All tuckered out.
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 one of my all-time favorite favorite Batman skits of Pete Holmes' Batman 😂
Laughed my ass off when Batman pulled out “The Asian Green Tea” lol
Like he knew he might need a Plan B... C/D/E... F(arquat)...
4:27 was the funniest part. It's his attention to detail that makes the reference so funny.
I am sad there wasn't a point where Superman is like where the hell are you getting all this kryptonite?!
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100%
Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
I can say with confidence that the Batman videos are by far Pete's best, both in dialog and in performances.
Agreed especially against Superman
Xmen were better tbh
the wonder woman actress was mid
@@LongHaulTrucker4LifeJubilee is still my favorite!😅
@@LongHaulTrucker4Life Agreed
"Eat sh*t f**kwad" 😅😂🤣😭 the way he tilted his head to say that.
😂😂😂😂
I’m not a Superman fan but this is like my favorite Superman. He’s straight forward and taking no BS from Batman. 🤣
Please never stop making these Batman skits Pete. Nice clever Farquaad insult at the end 🤌🏼
“Hope starts with an H stupid” callback had me laughing too hard
"I totally took down one of them" had me dying. Everybody plowing through tons of them while Batman in a fight for his life with one 🤣
5:04, where he just simply busts out the rock and says it's very holdable, I can't. 💀
This man is a genuinely good Superman. I'd love to see him play him in a film!
This is the 2nd time. Look up Badman vs Superman
He's an awesome mercenary in Jack reacher and in the live action bits of Quantum Break
Maybe as a parody of a parody.
Nop
Can we please get Pete Holmes a comedy Justice League sitcom already! This guy is on another level! 👏
Which one is pete holmes?
@@The_HulksterBatman
Which one is Pete Holmes? You're missing out on some great comedy
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
I would absolutely watch that
Pete Holmes, doing Batman, doing Shrek, doing Smashmouth with a Kryptonite puppet... priceless! LOL!
3:27 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pete’s Scottish accent is freaking amazing!!
It's not a scottish accent it's a Shrekish accent (the natives also call it Mikemyerish).
HAAR-vay Deent - _CAHN_ wee _TROOST_ 'im, lad, ees wot wai need to knoo, ees wot ah'm _AHS-keen_ yoo now, ya bloody FEWL!!
Superman remembered his last interaction with Batman so he came prepared.
So he stole not only image but also Batman's superpower, did not he?
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
"can you open the bottle of pickles" 😂😂😂
I think that guy could legitimately play Superman.
Such a treat to see these classic comedy bits resurrected for the modern era. Thanks to the legendary Pete Holmes, and everyone involved!
I love these and am glad you’re making more . Now bring back prof x!!!
Batman got fired by Superman
I'm so glad you and you're crew is back, Pete. We missed you. It's also great that you got your actor friends back. You are all doing a terrific job.
I love how Superman couldn’t get through the shrek puppet line without grinning 😂
Yeah lol
good catch lmao didnt see that first watch
Huh, to me, it looked more like agitation. I did see a brief smile cracked, however.
Good catch. He is suppressing it hard.
Never even saw a smile lol 😭 when was it
Young man, you have lit the laughter fire I thought I lost. Your amazing!
Pete, this is my favorite thing of yours you do. You’re killer at these.
" Green Tea .... from Asia Minor "
OMFG 🤣🤣 Hillarious A F
This series is EPIC Pete!! we have missed these soo much!!
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
@@HulkVahkiin somehow people manage
Often
@@DSan-kl2ycespecially when having a good brain along with badass powers is a very prominent thing with him
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
@@thungoda3082 😭 That would have been perfect.
2:21 green tea from Asia
4:52😂😂😂
Batcanned is really Donald Trump in a mask on The Apprentice
Batman should fire Austin Powers for no reason 😂. I'd love to see another Batman vs Superman part 3.
There's a lot of reason to fire Austin Powers in todays climate
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣
So many good parts in this.
But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
Pretty sure he foots 90% of the bills for the League...
Put it this way - it sure weren't Supes who bought that fancy space station in DCAU.
@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@@adaman.shr.3538 ...question - if Supes has all that 'advanced tech', why hasn't he cured cancer yet? Just curious...
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
Best one so far! Love it!
"What a Farkwad." BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!! Thank you for these great sketches
“That’s why Alfred always pre-hits the piñata?” I’m dead! 🤣🤣
My sides hurt from laughing so hard when he spit the water out 😂
😂😂😂
Oh I’m dieing, can’t breath 😂😂😂
Might be asthma.
Pete please keep making these! They are the best.
I’m so happy you’re making more of these. It’s been a long ass time.
Love this series; very much hoping to see more Thomas Middleditch as Robert Pattinson.
i want to see thomas as 500 different characters
You mean Vengeance
haha you get a good giggle out of me :D@@thewilhelmscream7912
But he got bat-canned!! 😢 Can we trust him??
Can't believe I went to school with him still was crazy seeing him in old skits and movies
I'm half surprised Bats didn't try to throw the "rock" at him
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman.
Another brilliant sketch.
I love these skits. Keep them coming
Also can we talk about how saving this one for the end, right after Batman fired everyone else was *sheer genius*
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
So true, but I was expecting that Batman's going to be fired by Superman when they did Batman fires Batman... I said wait, where's Superman? lol
“H is for hope. I used all my best stuff last time” 😂😂
Great stuff Pete!!
"Hope starts with an H"
Great job Butchering the joke you just heard. lol
There's no S-ope for you.
Bats obsession with Supermans S on his suit, is an ongoing theme that never gets tired. "Hope starts with an H"😂😂
These videos are absolutely gold.
Better than SNL
1000% especially the garbage they put on SNL now a days.
These sketches are the gift that keeps on giving! 😂
I watched all of these and laughed so hard! I need more of these in my life. Please make more Pete.
Oh, man. I love this type of videos. My favourites indeed 🤣
"Its time to can your ass....like sardines bitch" i love that.
Also supes' line about dads hitting the piñata so that the kid feels like a big boy
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman.
It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
@@justinklenkThe rubber suit really seals in the flavor . . . oh, and "Ass-mouth-vag!" LOL 🤣
@@patricktilton5377
Yes - those were absolutely the two rawest lines from the entire roast!
I stabbed you first 😂
@@NicholasBennett-sm8rjNow you have my permission to cry . . .
Dude the costumes are on point. Awesome video!
Awesome Work, I love these!
That "green tea...from Asia" setup has one of the funniest punchlines I've heard to a Superman-related joke in a long time! XD
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
That is comedy gold 💯
These are hilarious, was cracking up the whole time
It's kind of harsh but also somewhat understandable that Batman might consider kicking Aquaman out of the Justice League. But the fact that he ends up firing every single member, including Superman, for basically no reason at all is fucking hilarious.
" I WAS A BOYYYY.... NOW IM A BATTTT"
I fucking love these. We've missed your amazing skits, Pete!
Great video y'all. Pete is the greatest to ever do it.
We went deep into the desperation of the Batsy and i suspect he tried hypnosis with the rock attempt to no avail. Owned.
“I used up all my best stuff last time” 😞
That tickled me 😂
Omfg the glowing drinks 😂 pure gold
The innocent jar of pickles. Green tea from Asia… Asia Minor. 😂😂😂 best one yet
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
This was the best one yet! Drinking the kryptonite was hysterical! 😂
That's why Alfred always prehits the Pinata?! 🎉🎉🎉 fucking gold
What a "faquad"😂 whilst looking at the shrek puppet!
Classic! 😂😂😂
Please never stop making batman videos. I could watch em all day.
It truly is the deepest well of comedy deliciousness - here and elsewhere... but especially here. 😂😂😂
The last line to the puppet is so good. Perfect last one liner.
I'm so glad he brought these back! OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love these Pete! Thank you! 🤣🤣👍
I've missed this series so much!
@@ChineduOpara "my skills that I learned in the mountains!" 🤣🤣
My eyes are still wet from laughing with the previous Bat-canned video and here's the next one already. Thanks Pete!!!