Skyrim Badly Translated is Crazy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2023
- I played the Skyrim Badly Translated mod and it was… pretty wild.
Let me know if there are any other badly translated mods you want me to check out.
They’ve currently translated about 6% of the voice lines in the game so please checkout the mod and support these guys so we can have a fully translated playthrough one day.
MOD: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspeci...
MUSIC:
Yoshi Star Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy 2
Onett Theme - Earthbound
Cave Dungeon - Super Mario 64
Shiveria Town - Super Mario Odyssey
Harvest Dawn - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Bloodlust - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Pounce Bounce Isle - Bowser’s Fury
Secunda - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Town - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Seal Of Seven Maidens - Chrono Trigger
Kingdom Trial - Chrono Trigger
Knight’s Charge -The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Combat 1 - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
My Paradise (Monstro Town) - Super Mario RPG - ตลก
Thanks for playing our mod! We’re working on new tools and hopefully we’ll be able to translate a lot more than we have so far, and in much shorter time, so keep an eye out.
The fact that you're modding the voice lines too is amazing. Keep it up.
@@cjvs1604yeah that’s all thanks to FormerlyBlue, the mod was his idea and he handles all the elevenlabs generation. I just put it all in game.
Are you planning on making these mods for other games too?
I think this one would go incredibly well with the fallout new Vegas randomizer
And oblivion too would greatly benefit with it ngl
And fallout 4 would lead me to actually play the vanilla story for once
@@CMFZ_Jax it depends really, the elevenlabs subscription costs a lot of money and I won’t be able to afford it on my own, so it depends on others, like Blue, that pay for it.
please add a quest to sacrifice 1 dream for 1 father.
I feel like this comments section is not properly appreciating how funny "Father removed. Dream added" is
It is also coincidentally coherent, its pure comedy.
I don't get it lol
It's like the joke about dads leaving to "go get milk" and not coming back home@@EARTH_GARONS
They dream their father will return one day...
@@EARTH_GARONS They started watching the Minecraft Pedophile so their father left
"skyrim is great until you get there" fucking based
hi brother
POV you played Morrowind and read all the books of Skyrim just to realize Windhelm does not even have an arena or fighting guild.
So true
"I criticized the government, but it did not listen" is a banger quote, if you ask me.
Yeah that's about right
"Dream added
Father removed"
💀
Edit: timestamp 6:27
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
dream stans be like:
Dont worry, hes just buying milk 🥛
梦加
父叻
Typical fatherless behavior
"I criticized the government but it did not listen" has to be my favorite, Skyrim needs the first ammendment right to petition the government.
What does this even mean? Every society needs a government to function
"It is a misconception that people should not smoke"
-Jarl Alfred And Stormcock
Mao approved
“War broke out. Give me the money.” - England
Very accurate portrayal of England.
Lol why Is it true tho😭
Churchill pleads to FDR
The crown after the completion of the seven years war
Yep that was he saying to Indians in ww1
Yeah, that's basically what led to the American Revolution, among other things. England ran out of money because war. Taxed the colonists too much. Colonists mad, so they spill the tea straight into Boston harbor. England still needs money, so still high taxes. Revolution.
Basically. :P
"I didn't know where to stop, so I stopped at the gas station" "Be patient, we are not scammers" Genius lines. Skyrim writers truly poetic.
I had no idea HE also existed within the realm of fiction
timestamp?
HE has transcended this realm.
@@claudetheclaudeqc660011:14 very saucy😳
@@halkiierid4084HE is a universal constant of translation error he exists in the spaces in between languages where linguists dare not tread
HE has played this game twice, which allowed him to transcend realities.
Simple as
8:56
"Are you ready to kill your wife and daughter with an old knife?"
This the abridged dub for Skyrim
England: “War broke out, give me the money.” Checks out.
Recommendation: You should badly translate Bill Wurtz’s history of the entire world i guess
HE invaded the neighbours
This would be so epic
Yes
He should translate fnaf lore 😮
HE died in a tornado
"before us is the king of rice" was unreasonably funny to me
I can't wait til he gets to the temple of ramen.
I hope they name a bear in the next Elder Scrolls this.
21:54 - "We speak with green voices and find a balance between the inside and the outside." sounds like a quote from an Elder Scrolls lore book.
Definitely read this somewhere in the 36 Lessons of Vivec
I was about to say this sounds like good ole Vivec.
New HE lore. We know that HE had the right weapon and that HE trained dragons and...dogs
You forgot that HE led the black bear to a hidden table in the room and took me
@@rl-zq3li quite simply
He is busy.
"Do not kill me!"
"He should."
"The army commander killed the king with power of words" This actually does make perfect sense in Skyrim.
"I am you."
See, what he really meant there is a very obscure lore concept of mantling. What he's saying is that he will walk like you until you have to walk like him, and through that process he will become you, and Hadvar, sorry, Feet will become the Dovahkiin and the main character of Skyrim.
So is Feet mantling the Dovahkin?
"I am you" WHEN THE SKYFALLSSSSS!! Nah, i'd win are you with this treasure I summon or are you always bet on Hakari when in doubt because you left it all behind and stand proud because you are strong
HAIL ALFRED STORMCOCK, THE TRUE KING OF RICE
After this, you definitely need to badly translate Crusder Kings! This is how games were meant to be played! 🗿
Or a mod where the world is replaced with HE lore world.
Although I'd love this, CK3 especially has so many lines of dialogue and options now that such a project would be an immense undertaking. It would take months, if not years, to make something of that scale.
@@ThorinWolfNot really, but it'd be dumbfoundingly boring of a process. And probably have a ton of bugs.
@@koderamerikaner5147 At least parts of it could probably be automated. If horrendously mangled dialogue is the point, you don't have to worry about a mistake horrendously mangling the dialogue.
Hey, glad you're enjoying the mod! You found some really good lines that I missed on my own playthrough lol. More to come in the next update!
Given how dense and full of weird names Morrowind is, this would be hilarious for that game
They might translate better.
If I translate morrowind it will be unplayable… but it is tempting
@@unbeatable617 Might actually need the quest marker mod
True
"I want to be with you, you know. 7000 steps left..."
perfectly describes my love life so far
19:38 Calling the voice of the graybeards "Basic audio performance" is just such a perfect insult.
"Father removed
Dream added"
What is this implying
Father Removed
Dream Added
is the funniest shit i've ever seen
HE shall return skyrim shall not hold him
Indeed.
He Had The Right Weapons. Added.
This is how it feels to play anything with translation
Well now I know...
Or watch for that sake
I just watched hbomberguy's video on Pathalogic, so that's pretty accurate
Me trying to read Japanese visual novels with translation programs before Google killed them off
10:19. HE is so powerful he transcends realities.
We need a part 2 of this.
Or even the rest of the game.
"potato" in spanish is "papa"
i think i know how we ended up with a root vegetable for a father
Gotta say the original "Legends don't burn down villages" line is epic, but the translated version is somehow even funnier.
Timestamp?
@@cdru515Shortly after 2:18, going into the first tower after Alduin attacks.
You must drink
The talk between the 2 kids killed me 💀
So I work in a dementia ward and this video sounds a lot like some of the patients I deal with😂
It’s just a mess of weird translations and conversations that go in odd circles
"Do you know how many children are enough?"
FBI OPEN UP
"You are a child. Don't be a stranger."
AHHHHHHH
That's Right is a true protagonist and you are just an NPC who happened to be close by😂
but seriously, dragon suddenly saying "your mistakes make me happy" in menacing tone was funny as hell
"Killed the king with the power of words!" "..... good song"
I'm dying😂😂
Guess you're the king then.
He disstracked the king so hard that he died🔥🔥🔥
Did not know that the entire TES franchise took part in Ireland but that's an interesting lore twist.
Nord drink. Irish drink. Skyrim is cold. Ireland is cold. Its all making sense now
@@antonironstag5085 Don't forget constant fighting and identity crisis
Alfred is just like me fr. “this is a misconception that people should not smoke” “you must drink”. If only I knew he was so chill I’d have joined the Rebellion!
dude your editing style is hilarious
16:00 "Connoisseur, call the police!" That's a line.
Definitely one of the lines of all time
10:33 - funny how "MMM" actually is a controversial topic in my conrty
МММ ПЛАТИТ
A Khajiit guild
покажи яйца
'Father removed'
'Dream added'
We're doomed
I absolutely lost it when the dragon started talking
They done Backstroke of the West'd Skyrim.
13:04 I’m with you frostbite spider
I am having probably the worst time of my life right now but your videos always make me laugh no matter how bad I feel.
Thank you for the entertainment you help me a lot through these times. Your content is the best on TH-cam rn please never stop❤
Jarl Ballin' is back!! Aka now known as Jarl Big Ball lol
I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes - this was amazing!
"This is a sad review for Skyrim" lmao
>Father removed
>Dream added
Just like in real life...
2:22 I like this Alfred & Stormcock character. Surely would join the Storm & War ranks.
a full playthrough of this would be absolutely grand! And more gaming videos, these are hilarious!
I wonder if it's possible to play a text adventure game that's been badly translated on this level.
I'd pay good money for someone to do this to the point n click adaptation of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Just the opening monologue could be legendary
Starvs dead pan delivery and just silence... Why is that funny? XD
"The emperors clothes are white..."
"I'll take 9 dreams"
Love the content!
I’m curious with the great Dog War that apparently happened and may or may not have involved wolves.
Seriously! Apparently Norway and the Vikings were involved as well! It also seems there is some crossover with our timeline, because they said something about WW1.
Pumping out uploads like crazy this month, jeez. Like an early Christmas present.
The fact they mention Christmas several times in the video 😂
Khajiit has moves if you have beat.
Jarl Big Ball talking about Provence, he really was a little girl in France, gamerpoop was right.
Farengar providing some alternate WW1 viking history was gold
You need to badly translate fallout new vegas after this
this is hilarious
The kid at the intro is just Luke Skywalker if Darth Vader raised him
Beautiful place in the countryside with good fishing and a house full of toys? Man went from hunter to real estate agent.
19:13 What Happened To The Watchtower Magazine? Is It a Snake? 🐍📄
Full series please, this is everything I wanted since the minecraft and Mario rpg translated video
Your editing is amazing, made the mod so much funnier.😂😂
2:22 Alfred makes terrible life choices
9:37 He's not just any Jarl, he's Jarl Big Ball(s)!
translation videos always make my day!
It's like everyone has a concussion
4:25 bro is itadori
At this point, „He“ is becoming stronger than most anime heroes/villains.
„So your that „he“ guy.“
Your little on screen animated graphics were making me cry...I'm having a flare up of my TMJ and laughing this hard is making it impossible to get through this video because of the pain. I have to ingest in small bites. Good stuff man.
11:15 HE lore confirmed in Skyrim!?
your videos make me laugh so hard i absolutely love your content💜
"this world is beautiful. i have no hope, im very tired" - understand.
literally the most relatable character ever
Whose side are you on, Jarl Big Ball or Ulfric Stormcock?
Idk, they both sound like pornstars...
More HIM lore and this time it's saucy!
9:19 In soviet Russia sources send you
Theories:
- This is just Canada in the Fallout Universe
- Your Father was made into Soup
- White Ron is a Albino
Loved every Second of it. I would definitely love a complete Playthrough when the Mod is finished
11:14 HE!! He’s back!!!
Finally a well edited badly translated skyrim, do more of these!
The entire lore dump badly translated is just a gold mine.
23:16 “There can be no doubt. It is hard work. He stands tall among the warriors of Whiterun,” goes kind of hard won’t lie.
I haven't lought so hard in a long time, thanks man
This version sounds like the casts of a TV show “Skyrim” starts shitposting in the middle of the acts
So does anything "He" does in the game count as part of the Lore?
It is what HE was doing in the Medieval period.
'He" played game many times don't forget he even flied seas without airplane and jumped from earth to mars and jumped again to come back on earth
I love watching videos like this because I've never seen Skyrim before this mod so it's fun watching jot knowing anything that's happening 😂
17:23 *drops one of the hardest quotes in existence*
*incinerates you*
"I criticized the government but it did not listen."
Me too, Feet. Me too.
Recommendation.
The 36 lessons of Vivec badly translated.
Not like that Kirkbridean garbage could get any worse if it tried, lol.
Gods give me strength I forgot about those books…
I would love to see a bunch of ads of Ulfric Stormcloak strongly advocating drinking and smoking
The Empire's trying to take away the things that matter most! (Apparently, tobacco exists in Tamriel)
To be fair, it is an alchemical ingredient in Oblivion.
When this is done being translated I’d love to see you do a full play through
Would love to see a Part 2 to this insanity, see if we can piece together a story from all this nonsense!
The fact that the Greybeards have hobbo names like Honey or Abandoned dog makes this even better.
19:14 According to the Watchtower magazine, the snake is not yet dead, but will be killed by Jesus after the millennium.
If I have a few recommendations for what could be badly translated:
History of Shy Guy - Super Mario Wiki
List of Unusual Deaths - Wikipedia
Various character profiles - Arknights
5:51 that's why my dad never come back with the milk
Alfred stormcock Confirmed 🗿🤌🏻 2:34