I have to start eating more sausages from now. This Man ate so many of them, that he's strong enough to break cutting board in half... While cutting the sausage.
Lol you know that Simpson episode where Homer works out a bunch and gets kinda buff? He grinds different food down into bar form to eat, like to think it's doing the same kind of thing lol.
This entire channel made 2020, and 2021, better years for me. I always tune into a video whenever it comes out, and I always end up laughing and enjoying it. Thank you, Ordinary Sausage, your content is, unlike your name, anything but ordinary, in all the good ways that we needed.
@@zombiewarrior225 idk maybe like this: -normal "hey guys and welcome back" intro - talk about the food that's going to be sausaged - Grind time and maybe double grind - the classic "Let's sausage!~" line in every video -sausage the food - cook sausaged food - taste test -judge based on result
I cannot describe to you, the joy you bring every time I see one of these videos. Truly, thank you, you are the heart and soul of what I think entertainment, education, ambition, and creativy ought to be. 5/5.
I just noticed that he started pre-pushing the sausage before he puts the casing on and ties it, which makes sure the sausage doesn't get loaded up with air. My man is improving his technique. Proud of him.
He’s been doing that for a few episodes now. Part of me wants to go back and document when all the traditions/trends started, unless there’s already a Sausage Historian monitoring the channel
@@aj76257 I have been following him since last year and if given a little more time I can do just that... I have seen every episode and can almost tell you in which ones he added a skill set. From piercing the sausage, to soaking the casings, regrinding foods and so on. I may spend my night off documenting it 😂
"Lean on My Sausage", the cutting board breaking, and the mustache related injury well and truly makes this episode a Greek Tragedy. Granted, the 3/5 does help to mitigate the damage...
Have Guga season Bimbish with salt, pepper and garlic powder, nothing else. Then sous vide him till he reaches an internal temperature of 135, and then hand off to Mr Sausage.
I’m so glad you like the art! It was so fun to make. @OrdinarySausage and I are working on a plan to properly sell prints of this fanart on my Etsy shop. Currently, this print is not there right now because a contract is not yet in place. But, feel free to check out my other art until then. www.etsy.com/shop/PaintedFoxStudiosCo?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=931973253 When this piece becomes available, I’m sure he’ll let y’all know🌭😎 Thanks for being awesome!
@@awesomegameryoutuber7035 Hi! I'm working with @OrdinarySausage on creating a contract to legally sell the art in my Etsy shop. Right now, the art is not available because we don't yet have a contract in place. In the near future, it should be available in my Etsy shop, and a certain amount of the earnings are most likely going to a local food charity. He will keep you posted on when the art becomes available for purchase! However, you can go stare at a watermarked (not for sale) version of it on my website: anastasiagustafson.com/freelance-art
@@professionaldumbass1 I pronounced it like that too before I heard “Jai-row” and that’s how I say it but in my mind it’s still “Guy-ro” and now I hear his thing and that’s how I say it now, referring to the food but to Gyro Zeppeli I still say Guyro lmao
Holy crap even a half broken cutting board used by the almighty oridnary sausage, would probably give me a slight Chubb whilst prepping and cutting food.
"a knight in shining armor has never had his mettle truly tested" feels like the most fitting sendoff. rest in peace The Cutting Board.
Better ending than Game of Thrones
*mettle
@@CluckN really killed jaimes arc like he’s an random Lannister solider
Im suprised a lot of people havent heard of this saying
I agree with you, but I think you mean “medal.”
Next: broken cutting board sausage
Wood you eat that?
Wood filler sausage
@@veeezis wouldnt you
Quickly followed by broken meat grinder sausage
I wooden
Well he wasn't lying when he said “Let’s do a little cutsies in halfsies over here.” He cut both the board and the sausage in half.
I bet that coward, Bimbish, calls it a "jai-roh".
Jairo Tseperi
how do these jojos spread so readily and prolifically
@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt idk but we all around
I bet that Blimpfish doesn’t call it anything because he’s too scared to call it the wrong name
@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt Its DIO
Homie broke the whole board by doing a simple cut
*what a Chad*
@@stefankok7962 its a joke my guy
@@stefankok7962 don’t
@@stefankok7962 please stop
OK I'm sorry
@@stefankok7962 lmfao its all good
“Where’s my knife”
Mrs. Sausage took it so you wouldn’t accidentally end up cutting a hole through space and time this time
maybe hes half alpha proximarian!
I have to start eating more sausages from now.
This Man ate so many of them, that he's strong enough to break cutting board in half... While cutting the sausage.
Just watched Tyrone Magnus react to your try not to laugh and it was awsome
He as surpassed this plain of existence he is being to transcend
Lol you know that Simpson episode where Homer works out a bunch and gets kinda buff? He grinds different food down into bar form to eat, like to think it's doing the same kind of thing lol.
@@jacobnewcombe5367 that's called a everything sausage my boi u still have lots learn
Ha yah
The pain in his voice when the board broke hurt my soul.
Pour one out for a lost homie
@@AltimaNEO i poured out my sausages :'(
Then he must be crafted another.
the board was already broke before he hit it, it was staged
@CookieLove you can literally see the crack in it for the whole video but ok
"I don't think this is getting any Doner"
I see what you did there
The song should have been "We didn't cook the sausage, it was always bursting since the world's been turning"
That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂
*grinders been turning 😉
@@TheWabinator that's too many syllables
Yes
Ordinary sausage accidentally reveals himself as anime protagonist by split the cutting board using a knife
"When you can break this board in half with a sausage knife, then you will be ready for my training."
his voice sounds like he's genuinley losing his mind
Nawh hes gaining more power each day
hes the most normal guy i know
his power level has become too strong
every sausage increases his power
he’s over 9,000!
What's the scouter say about his sausage level?
Why do i see you comment under literally every vid i watch xD
you fool, he’s at ultra instinct now. not even broly can stop him
We lost a real one today
R I P Cutting board
You will be missed
Was a legend among other boards. No cutting board has more power than his
He was so young, why he died at that age! RIP Cutting board (2020-2021)
Mabey get a board that can handle the sausage style
Jhonny be like "where's Gyro's coffin?"
HEY MR. SAUSAGE
Two idiots here in Italy really wants you to do a carbonara sausage
Make that 2 idiots from Italy and 1 more from the internet!
@@SkipTheKip TWO from the internet now!
3 from internyet
Im not from italy but, YEA do a carbonara thingy sausage!
This seems like a ploy to get Mr. Sausage to cook carbonara and thus insult the entire population of Rome. I'm all for it
I will say it again, Poptart sausage.
He can't cook it on the pan though. He has to toast the sausage after making it.
yes
@@Remember_Bubblebutt yeah
The dryest sausage on the seven seas
Seriosly he never makes cool and weird things just somthing like steak or tacos
Can't wait for when Babish finally responds.
I'm curious to see what will happen afterwards
he did on the chicken tender sub episode
@@Meeper12346 I didn't see the comment by Babish
@@zach_smith it should be the pinned comment!
@Suited Monster it's me
@@Meeper12346 I'll go check it out
Johnny: *Crying and arigato... Gyro Intensifies*
CHUMMIIIMINNNNNN
Ah yes, I see I’m not the only person who thought this
Don’t remind me
Man literally used the force of Zeus to cut a god damn sausage
That's what you get from eating sausages all the time
And with that I'm convinced that knife is Ordinary Sausage's Mjolnir.
Lmao underrated
Hell yeah he did he’s a goddamn god
@@hor1zon997 the God of sausage
RIP The sacred cutting board, he has been through alot. My condolences, a sad day in the sausage world...
It kinda looks like it was already broken before tho
But R.I.P
Tis be okay, he glued it back together in the latest episode
Broken Cutting Board Sausage
Arigato... cutting board.
This entire channel made 2020, and 2021, better years for me. I always tune into a video whenever it comes out, and I always end up laughing and enjoying it. Thank you, Ordinary Sausage, your content is, unlike your name, anything but ordinary, in all the good ways that we needed.
the next one, he should whisper it really quietly: "ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ˢᵃᵘˢᵃᵍᵉ"
I believe he does that in one of his earliest videos from last year.
ASMR lets sausage lol
This would be perfect for when he makes a subscriber sausage
baby babbish be the bane of our existence
The sausages have given him so much power that he single-handedly chopped a chopping board. Damn.
"He's going to sausage a gyro but it's technically called yeero, but I'm still gonna call it a gyro cause it sounds cooler."
Hercules is clearly the best, he even has a sausage weapon.
*drinks vodka and eats pills*
Ooooowww my stomach
Dude SHUT UUUUUUP!
you are right and great
Am I the only one who noticed the missing “uh” after the “hey there folks and”
I KNEW THE INTRO SOUNDED OFF
His confidence is blossoming
No you aren’t
th-cam.com/video/zvf3cHxkIRo/w-d-xo.html
Oh no. Watch the beginning, the plot only thickens.
I feel like ordinary sausage never has a script for his vids.
He doesn’t need one he is the god of sausages
How is he gonna script sausaging?
@@zombiewarrior225 idk maybe like this:
-normal "hey guys and welcome back" intro
- talk about the food that's going to be sausaged
- Grind time and maybe double grind
- the classic "Let's sausage!~" line in every video
-sausage the food
- cook sausaged food
- taste test
-judge based on result
@@TheLittleLeoP I think you're on to something...
@@rbee6507 on to what exactly?
I cannot describe to you, the joy you bring every time I see one of these videos. Truly, thank you, you are the heart and soul of what I think entertainment, education, ambition, and creativy ought to be.
5/5.
This is so sad I can't believe the board is gone may he rest in pieces
Grind it up into cutting board sausage
The cutting board is LITERALLY is resting in pieces
Badgering with Bolando wouldn’t have the courage to show his face with an injury... you are truly an inspiration
i love how you all screw up that bimbish blowhards name on purpose
You should make a Garlic Bread sausage!
Ordinary Sausage on his first date
"Will it blow?"
mrs. sausage: "stop playing will it blow!"
@@Necro_fury
👀
When she only gets one mark ruffalo 😒
@@McNibbler 3/5
@@McNibbler LOL you be busting after a girl give you 🗣️ and you say 2 mark ruffalos 😂 you got me going
We lost a real one today. Rest in Peace cutting board.
i like how the board was already broken before you hit your knife with it
I just noticed that he started pre-pushing the sausage before he puts the casing on and ties it, which makes sure the sausage doesn't get loaded up with air.
My man is improving his technique. Proud of him.
He’s been doing that for a few episodes now. Part of me wants to go back and document when all the traditions/trends started, unless there’s already a Sausage Historian monitoring the channel
@@aj76257 I have been following him since last year and if given a little more time I can do just that... I have seen every episode and can almost tell you in which ones he added a skill set. From piercing the sausage, to soaking the casings, regrinding foods and so on. I may spend my night off documenting it 😂
@@coreythomas6576 Please do it. We need an OrdinarySausageWiki!
I'm gonna have to say, "Lean on my sausage" is probably a masterpiece
Lesson 5 Johnny, LESSON 5!
"Lean on My Sausage", the cutting board breaking, and the mustache related injury well and truly makes this episode a Greek Tragedy.
Granted, the 3/5 does help to mitigate the damage...
We need a Guga Foods collab, Dry aged wagyu sausage experiment!
Grand idea
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SAUSAGE JOHNNY
IM GYRO GLIZZYLI
Gyro Zeppglizzy
Nyoho~~
LESSON 5!
Rip sausage board you will be missed can we have a moment of silence for sausage board
This guy wakes up one morning: “I’m going to make a TH-cam channel to turn random things into sausages.”
My recommendations: Yes
Such a master of the blade. He splits cutting boards (designed SPECIFICALLY to resist knives) in half with a single swing.
I'm curious to know.... how was the board actually broken?
Cus you can see that split before the knife impacted.
*NCIS theme plays*
it was probably just a crack and the chop gave it the little push to separate fully
👽
@@andromeda7319 Welp there goes my case guess it's time to retire
I mean it looks like it's made out of a softer wood
looks like this case has been
cracked
*CSI Miami theme plays*
Can't wait for Bimbish to be turned into sausage!
Have Guga season Bimbish with salt, pepper and garlic powder, nothing else. Then sous vide him till he reaches an internal temperature of 135, and then hand off to Mr Sausage.
I just came across this in my recommended videos and I gotta say I'm fascinated by each new episode I watch
Comments suggestions: Whole Roasted Crickets Sausage
YES
Yes indeed
.
Hell yea
No
Thank you for honoring my suggestion @ordinarysausage th-cam.com/video/qTznidutQhg/w-d-xo.html
Ordinary Sausage just revealed his power level by breaking the cutting board with a swift strike
He was holding back the knife wouldve broke if he went full power.
Can we applaud the fact that this man actually pronounced “gyro” properly?
whatd i say! haha
Damn rest in piece the ordinary sausage cutting board. 2020-2021
"Gyro sausage"
_no steel balls_
*what*
Is that a Jojo reference-?
Maybe
@@astroth3tic WOW WHAT A BRUCE! hows that float???
I’m so glad you like the art! It was so fun to make. @OrdinarySausage and I are working on a plan to properly sell prints of this fanart on my Etsy shop. Currently, this print is not there right now because a contract is not yet in place. But, feel free to check out my other art until then.
www.etsy.com/shop/PaintedFoxStudiosCo?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=931973253
When this piece becomes available, I’m sure he’ll let y’all know🌭😎
Thanks for being awesome!
My foot hurts more than my mental state
Could be a sneaky finesse, but ill comment to bump it up anyway
Can anyone please confirm if this is legit? Sorry if this sounds mean. I really liked the art..
@@awesomegameryoutuber7035 Hi! I'm working with @OrdinarySausage on creating a contract to legally sell the art in my Etsy shop. Right now, the art is not available because we don't yet have a contract in place. In the near future, it should be available in my Etsy shop, and a certain amount of the earnings are most likely going to a local food charity. He will keep you posted on when the art becomes available for purchase! However, you can go stare at a watermarked (not for sale) version of it on my website: anastasiagustafson.com/freelance-art
Awesome fanart!
You genuinely need more than a million subs, you are so wholesome.
On this day the whole wold wept as it had missed Ordinary Sausage sing Lean on my Sausage
The final episode: Miss sausage sausage.
The divorce didn't go so well.
OH NONONOONONONO
The lost episode
Lost episode:kids sausage
*no witnesses*
Hilarious this deserves more likes
Thank you for getting us through these tumultuous times. No, seriously, I mean that. Thank you for entertaining us with your songs and sausages.
Holy carp, you are probably the first person I ever heard to pronounce "gyro" right.
my whole life i pronounced it guy row
@@professionaldumbass1
I pronounced it like that too before I heard “Jai-row” and that’s how I say it but in my mind it’s still “Guy-ro” and now I hear his thing and that’s how I say it now, referring to the food but to Gyro Zeppeli I still say Guyro lmao
I JUST reminded myself “OOH NEW ORDINARY SAUSAGE TODAY!!!” And here we are!!
2:11 this is literally an anime slixe, Ordinary Sauage must have accidentally released more than 1% of his power
I would legitimately pay this man to sing “lean on my sausage “ lol
i dont know that tune he did
Gyro: I turned myself into a sausage, I'M SAUSAGE GYROOO
Johnny: You must be pretty bored
Joe Joe refrence 😎😎😎
Johnny: Gyro. That is the second stupidest thing you have ever done
Gyro: What was the first
Johnny: Thinking about doing it
Pizza mozerella
I can’t tell if Johnny actually likes his gags or not
Thanks for bringing me sausage joy every week.
I dont think this is getting any “DÖNER”
?
Ok dad
Was willst du damit sagen doc?
@@Meowshaaa Doner kebab is very similar to gyro wrap
Beautifully done
*Mr Sausage:* [breaks cutting board]
*Me:* Wonder how many of those he's going to be sent now...
I do love how you could see it was already breaking in half before he cut.
As a sausage fan and a Greek man eating a Gyro while watching, I approve of this video.
rip cutting board you will be missed
Hi im Greek too
Johnny joestar: Arigato..... Gyro.
Gyro: Burrito
Im Thanoid
*let's sausage Johnny*
Bruh... this video is not even related to jojo, the only thing it has in it is in the title, gyro...
@@onikaru is that _really_ gonna stop people though?
:(
@@onikaru its useless to explain, they cant be stopped
"i have three pimples combined into one"
me: same
This is what Johnny Joestar was truly after...
Okay but the real crime here was that gyro.. Look at it, that wasn’t fit to eat un-sausaged!
Right? Saddest gyro I've ever seen
I mean the gyro was asking for it....
Thats, kind of the standard fast food gyro in the USA, at least based on every Gyro I've ever had here.
@@sarahmewmews then you live in a very, very sad place. I’m so sorry you’ve never had a proper gyro.
@@shakennotstirred3564 Sadly I'm in the same boat as sarah so hopefully one day we can be delivered from gyro hell.
Congrats on nearly 550k subs in only one year on TH-cam. Fkn legendary mate 👌🏼
2:14 A small price to pay for Gyro Sausage
I was literally just reading steel ball run and read this as gi-ro and was confused
Same here, what a coincidence!
JOJO VORE SAUSAGE
JOJO VORE SAUSAGE
@@Thecolorgreen what
@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 you know exactly what he means.
I was looking specifically for this comment lmao
Also I love ur videos please dont stop making the. After coming home from work it bring joy to see a new video
Happy NEW YEARS MISTER SASSAUGE
You know you early when there is 14 likes but no views
They took gyro’s zeppeli *[ GOLDEN RECTANGLE ]*
Sandwich act 3😳
THANK GOD SOME JOJOKES
Watching Jojokes until I laugh
Yes A Fellow Jojo Manga Reader Or Somebody That Knows About jojo.
Lmao
Dang ordinary sausage is strong AF he broke that cutting board without even trying
He's becoming too powerful. That cutting board never stood a chance.
He's a main character, he has an ahoge.
Man carried 2020 on his back now he’s back for 2021 what a legend
"i say i have 3 pimples combined into 1"
what a tragedy
Who’s gonna finish “we didn’t start the sausage”
Been here since 4k. Love to see you've grown so much.
2:12 the sound of pure horror
i now know what that gasp from seven months ago was
"Arigato, Gyro"-Johnny Joestar
This is what the world needed in 2021. Please don’t let us down.
the world of 2023 will surely need even more help im scared
2:13 his power is growing, and soon his strength will surpass the limitations of our reality
Really just wanted to hear him pronounce gyro...
Brilliant artwork, Anastasia!! It brought sausage grease to my eyes.
Suggestion - "Ordinary Sausage" chopping board sausage
do not
Can I request "Some sausage to Love" (like Queen, Somebody to Love) for your sausage song in a future video?
I love his reaction when he breaks the board cause it's exactly my reaction when something like that happens.
"A knight in shining armor has never had his mettle truly tested" wow, wasn't expecting that.
*You should give that broken board away.*
Yes!
To me
Holy crap even a half broken cutting board used by the almighty oridnary sausage, would probably give me a slight Chubb whilst prepping and cutting food.
HE REALLY CUT THE WHOLE THING IN HALF WITH PURE POWER
"Oi Johnny, this man makes sausage of random stuff and give it a note nyo ho~"
hEy iS thaT a MothErfuCkinG JojO rEferEncE
Gureato daze
**Bites into sausage**
**tears up**
''Arigato...Gyro...''
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
@@hashirakid_8740 yes
Is that Isaac reference?
bruh i cant escape my people
i was expecting this
I was holding out for a gyro
Dude really just cut a board in half with one chop
He's becoming too powerful
Me after eating this sausage: Arigato, Gyro