Yeah, that gummy texture/absence of flavor is the psyllium husk base. The gelling action is probably why those weird bubbles happened. Heating up psyllium makes it gel faster if it is in contact with a liquid, and it forms a pretty firm gel even at room temp. A burst has to work hard to get through that. You could probably sausage prepared metamucil if you waited long enough. (1 tbsp can set 4 cups of liquid into a brick) Congrats on not putting the metamucil in the grinder, that never would have come off. Also, you put a pretty reasonable amount in there for that quantity of meat. Mr. Sausage is getting sensible with the years, it seems.
every other comment is like ohhh mr sausage is finally insane. hes lost it true intellectuals recognise the seed of maturity has finally grown into a big oak tree
@@BruceAlariejust remember, low hanging fruit are the sweetest. Dont double guess yourself on a fart joke just because its lowbrow. Farts are always funny
chances are she's actually not very regular, if she spends that much time on the can. Sounds like the exact opposite to me, given a good poop shouldn't be a very long trip on the toilet.
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves For sure, if you eat sufficient fibre you can get the poop out in less than 10 seconds. Eat more fibre, people. That means VEGETABLES and not dumb supplements cause your diet is shitty.
"I'm saying she spends more time in the bathroom than a 16 year old boy with a Penthouse magazine." That's exactly why she would need a fibre supplement.
The reason for the gelatinous texture is because of the Psyllium in the metamucil. Psyllium husk is commonly used as a gluten replacer for gluten free baking.
Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.
Obligatory suggesting of Ox Tail Sausage. Pan sear them first, for delicious reasons, before slow cooking (or similar) them until super tender! (Also, unless you don't mind paying full price, I'd suggest either waiting for them to go on sale or check to see if any butchers have them "cheap")
I wouldn't worry about Mrs. Sausage watching, if she is anything like my old lady she steers clear of my videos. This sausage is completely uncalled for. Keep up the awesome work.👍👍👍
All I asked for was a simple Birria Sausage... An easy sausage you could have enjoyed... May have been a 5/5, a good will it blow, but noooo.... However this is pure chaos and I love it❤❤❤
This has without I doubt been the most interesting thing I've been watching for the past 2 years thank you I don't know what my life would be without you
Metamucil is a bulking agent, so when heated it kinda glues everything together. We give in the hospital to people with diarrhea so form solid bowel movements. Also aids with absorption in the small intestine
Mucil thingy absorbs liquids becoming somewhat thick consistency and taste mostly like nothing. So no wonder it watered-down the flavour too. But on a more wholesome note I’m glad nobody in this household need mucil-thingy. Not that it’s a bad medicine. It’s actually really nice. But good digestion is one of indications of good health. So to have it naturally is great ❤
This may be an underwhelming sausage, but hear me out: You could legit make bank selling this to nursing homes. Not only will the flavourless gummy texture be PERFECT for their aged taste buds, but it will keep them regular too.
you probably could have made a sort of Cuban mojo marinade with this and it would have been really good. that uses orange juice as a base so if you made the Metamucil in place of OJ it might work 🤔
WARNING PSA: Be VERY VERY careful when using fiber suppliments such as the one in the video. Mixing in too much to a jelly consistancy and drink/eating it will nearly always cause a intestinal blockage, which will require both a lenghty and difficult sugery and a long resting time. Always read the box, always mix well with water, and DO NOT over do it. Even if you use a little too much, or the jelly amount, it will cause alot of pain until sugery/you naturally pass it
THIS, I was hoping someone would point this out in the comments, I've been following Mr. Sausage for a long time and this is by far the most terrifying sausage i've ever seen him make
I would be thoroughly impressed to find out that anyone ever got through a whole canister of metamucil before it expires. Also, glad to see another Nunya Business out there. Didn't realize we were related, hope to see you at the next family reunion.
I once heard about a poor guy who ate so much Metamucil that his bowels basically became stuck. Not even water could pass through his guts. He had to get operated to remove the Metamucil clogging
The funniest part, the part that had me laughing my butt of literally the entire video, is that it's a fiber supplement. And it became cry-laughing when the will it blow shot out like a poo, and then even more so when it turned into that abomination and you had to eat it. I was dying for an extended moment 🤣 thank you for doing my suggestion. Metamucil was a memory about my mom, from childhood, and the a few times Iacciventally blew it into my own eyes.
Late to the game here Mr Sausage, but I remember you saying you had IBS a while ago. I also have it and recently have found that after an entire life of misery psyllium husk / metamucil makes things noticeably better. I would strongly recommend you use it!
MS is an adult man reporting to the emergency room with intestinal blockages and hypermucilemia
Yeah, that gummy texture/absence of flavor is the psyllium husk base. The gelling action is probably why those weird bubbles happened. Heating up psyllium makes it gel faster if it is in contact with a liquid, and it forms a pretty firm gel even at room temp. A burst has to work hard to get through that. You could probably sausage prepared metamucil if you waited long enough. (1 tbsp can set 4 cups of liquid into a brick)
Congrats on not putting the metamucil in the grinder, that never would have come off. Also, you put a pretty reasonable amount in there for that quantity of meat. Mr. Sausage is getting sensible with the years, it seems.
Do you work with supplements? im learning so much
Impressive science. Do you make metamucil sausages professionally?
every other comment is like ohhh mr sausage is finally insane. hes lost it
true intellectuals recognise the seed of maturity has finally grown into a big oak tree
@@Astroplatypus I speedrun smoothies with inadvisable amounts of pure psyllium husk.
@@WantedVisual your bowels must be very clean.
i like how your sponsors are for explicitly the will it blow and not the sausage show
RIP Mr Sausage, he died doing what he loved: joking about his wife's bowel movements.
lord i wish i got this many likes to my comments
@@BruceAlarie try being funnier
@@everfluctuating oof! words hurt like a fist,man---unless you mean it as constructive criticism
@@BruceAlariejust remember, low hanging fruit are the sweetest. Dont double guess yourself on a fart joke just because its lowbrow. Farts are always funny
@@everfluctuatingtrue, but the real trick is to comment as soon as the video goes live. TH-cam favors the earliest comments to gain traction.
best part is how Ordinary Sausage is perplexed by the binding properties of fiber supplements, literally what they were made for
He also doesn't seem to understand that more fiber would make his wife spend *less* time on the toilet either
@@Bootleg_Jones not really more fiber means more cockying
@@BruceAlarie lack of fibre is what leads to painful poops lol
Mr Sausage is kind of dumb
@@jacobnewcombe5367 and too much fiber can lead to violent, liquideous, and frequent poops.
4:08 I like how today's Will It Blow illustrates exactly what more fiber does to your body.
This is as close to a laxative sausage we’ll probably ever get.
I want a lactation sausage hahaha 🌈
This is the exact opposite of a laxative sausage lmao
@@lil-dexxy6475 Especially if he didn't up his water intake to account for the extra fiber.
We said exactly this about the cat food sausage one time
Metamucil is what you take to stop diarrhoea 😂 not a laxative
The real MVP of this channel is that grinder. Poor bastard has been struggling forever now but keeps on the grind. Admirable 10/10
This almost went from an Ordinary Sausage video to a ChubbyEmu video if he had used all of that MetaMucil
omfg i literally just thought about that 😭😭😭😭 great minds think alike
I feel there's a joke to be made about how firmly the will-it-blow metamucil sausage chunk stuck together.
yes!
I didn't know i would be finding out how regular Mrs. Sausage was today.
also he says shes in the bathroom longer than a teenager with a porno mag... that's an indication she probably should be using the metamucil lmfao
Twas only a matter of time
She's ......... she's gonna kill me
chances are she's actually not very regular, if she spends that much time on the can. Sounds like the exact opposite to me, given a good poop shouldn't be a very long trip on the toilet.
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves For sure, if you eat sufficient fibre you can get the poop out in less than 10 seconds.
Eat more fibre, people. That means VEGETABLES and not dumb supplements cause your diet is shitty.
It’s official…. He’s completely lost his mind…
It was the party cheese sausage. It was too much for his sausage brain.
And soon he'll completely lose his bowels.
He's been on a decline, since the water sausage.
@@megabobio that marked his decline
No? He hasn't he is just cracked the surface of TH-cam. He's a genius. It's the people who made the algorithm that have lost their mind.
Thrilled to announce I'm watching this on my lunch break from working on the GI floor of a children's hospital. Hits close to home, man.
Amen
kid kockies
man if my mom knew about this stuff when I was a kid. . .
it changed my life recently.
I love that he says Mrs. Sausage is going to kill him before doubling down on her bathroom habits.
Your descent into madness is fascinating to watch, Mr. Sausage.
true
Toilet "will it blow" gonna be a doozy
How can he be descending into madness if he's already there?
First video ever seen and I concur.
Nonsense. He once made an entire fish into a sausage and that was one of his earliest sausages.
You know what isn’t one big waste of money? The Baja Blast sausage
"I'm saying she spends more time in the bathroom than a 16 year old boy with a Penthouse magazine."
That's exactly why she would need a fibre supplement.
Yeah metamucil doesn't make you poop it makes your poop better 😂
Makes you poop faster and harder than ever before
The reason for the gelatinous texture is because of the Psyllium in the metamucil. Psyllium husk is commonly used as a gluten replacer for gluten free baking.
yum. yum.
deliciously hydroscopic!
If Mrs. Sausage is spending more time in the bathroom than a 16 year old boy, she could seriously benefit from Meta Mucil...
I said the same thing! Mr. Sausage clearly has no understanding of how stuff works.
@@Snerts or DOES he
Considering the oreo chicken was her suggestion, i'm glad there's something regular about Mrs. Sausage
I think that's the best opening you've done in a long time!
Unironically one of the best channels on this god forsaken platform. Just hit after hit after hit. The W's don't stop on the sausage train
You need to do it again with the real sugar version and also the aspartame version. They have three significantly different flavors.
Finally, we've descended into the 8th circle of Hell, "Not Food" Sausages. My favorite chapter in the Divine Comedy!
Did he not so dirt sausage?
Somebody once told me
@@AMH793 what, told you WHAT
@@iTsKovxkzR they told him
@@spiderthatstoleyourbacon3222 go to hell
RIP Sausage Boy when the wife sees the video you will be missed
He's gonna be put through his own grinder :'y
Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.
Wow this comment sure seems familiar....
"Now it's a business expense" - This man is a genius.
I hope Mr.Sausage can sleep on his Helix sleep mattress instead of the couch when Mrs.Sausage sees this.
Obligatory suggesting of Ox Tail Sausage. Pan sear them first, for delicious reasons, before slow cooking (or similar) them until super tender!
(Also, unless you don't mind paying full price, I'd suggest either waiting for them to go on sale or check to see if any butchers have them "cheap")
I love the regularity of your uploads.
straining after perfection
the balancing of the gut bacteria magic metamucil does was absolutely life changing for me.
inciteful
i like how the grinding part of the grinder has been moving more and more every episode
The sausage score art for this video is amazing, definitely one of the best ever submitted
Idk why, but knowing Mrs. Sausage spends more time in the bathroom than a 16 year old with a penthouse magazine makes me feel complete.
One step closer to NyQuil sausage
“It feels like it should just push right out.” Yeah no, that’s not for another 24 hours Mr. Sausage
Ordinary Sausage videos and Metamucil are what helps keep me regular
That metamucil went through two different intestines that day.
Every episode of this show is gold, but today's was *chef kiss*
is that a thing now
The tone of voice is just priceless. Sanity: definitely eroding
We need a Surströmming Sausage
Doka Ryan enjoyer?
@@EithanWinters yes
we already got one actually
Japanese hibachi sausage next! The full meal!
I wouldn't worry about Mrs. Sausage watching, if she is anything like my old lady she steers clear of my videos. This sausage is completely uncalled for. Keep up the awesome work.👍👍👍
Right at the end shows you what fiber does to your waste, makes it all stick together so you can push it out easier.
Aw hell nah Mr Snauseg wit the Metamucil 4-in-1 Fiber sausage
That Boxalo Box Art is easily the best part of this episode. With a close second by the psyllium gel texture of the resulting sausage.
Truly the best sausage on the show
Who knew one could do Exposure Therapy for one's IBS! Bravo, Mr. Sausage!
I don;t think there has been an intro quite as menacing as this one
All I asked for was a simple Birria Sausage... An easy sausage you could have enjoyed... May have been a 5/5, a good will it blow, but noooo.... However this is pure chaos and I love it❤❤❤
Thanks Mr sausage for making me laugh on a gray day.
This has without I doubt been the most interesting thing I've been watching for the past 2 years thank you I don't know what my life would be without you
getting awfully close to the blue kool-aid episode we know we all deserve.
Given the comments made during this video, I can only assume the next episode will feature Mr. Sausage Sausage.
Metamucil is a bulking agent, so when heated it kinda glues everything together. We give in the hospital to people with diarrhea so form solid bowel movements. Also aids with absorption in the small intestine
Another great episode, sir. Please do an NSE where you boil lobster in beans
Mucil thingy absorbs liquids becoming somewhat thick consistency and taste mostly like nothing. So no wonder it watered-down the flavour too.
But on a more wholesome note I’m glad nobody in this household need mucil-thingy. Not that it’s a bad medicine. It’s actually really nice. But good digestion is one of indications of good health. So to have it naturally is great ❤
i love how the first 40 seconds of this is entirely making fun of mrs sausage for buying this
Mr. Sausage spent the next 24 hours in close proximity to his toilet.
This may be an underwhelming sausage, but hear me out: You could legit make bank selling this to nursing homes. Not only will the flavourless gummy texture be PERFECT for their aged taste buds, but it will keep them regular too.
i resemble that comment ya whippersnapper!
and i dont like gummy flavorless food and i crap like a madman UNAIDED thank you very much {young punk!} LOL
This is content I subscribe for. Thank you Mr. Sausage 🌭
you probably could have made a sort of Cuban mojo marinade with this and it would have been really good. that uses orange juice as a base so if you made the Metamucil in place of OJ it might work 🤔
That helix mattress looks nice. Too bad you're sleeping on the couch
WARNING PSA:
Be VERY VERY careful when using fiber suppliments such as the one in the video. Mixing in too much to a jelly consistancy and drink/eating it will nearly always cause a intestinal blockage, which will require both a lenghty and difficult sugery and a long resting time.
Always read the box, always mix well with water, and DO NOT over do it. Even if you use a little too much, or the jelly amount, it will cause alot of pain until sugery/you naturally pass it
Yeah one of the worst poops of my life. Luckily didn’t have to go to the doctor but it was bad
WHY DID I READ THIS NOW IM TERRIFIED FOR MR SAUSAGE
THIS, I was hoping someone would point this out in the comments, I've been following Mr. Sausage for a long time and this is by far the most terrifying sausage i've ever seen him make
you'd think fiber sausage would came out good on the sausage press, but here we are
The sausage press probably needs consistent doses over a few weeks to see a real difference
@@jmorrow888 it aint called bulk for nothin'
The fact that you made a fiber rich meat product is a game changer
More medicinal sausages please! You could make children’s cherry Tylenol sausage and eat it when in pain or if you have a fever! 😂
Please don't. Your liver will thank you later
Please, don't. Tylenol can cause severe liver damage and death with only double the recommended dosage.
Still holding out for the weed sausage
I think Mr. Sausage should stay away from anything you can overdose on 😂
Oh my god, that hesitation before saying "She's gonna kill me" sent my CRYING
Hey Mr.Sausage, i loved this orange sausage!
I know this is a bizarre request but do you think you could make a Metamucil sausage any time soon?
Actually spat out my drink to this title on first glance. That was a first, Mr Sausage. Well played.
Does this technically count as poop sausage? 🤔
it wiiiiiiiill
that mrs. sausage lore cost a human life
"Look for shallow graves in the chicago area" uhhh im pretty sure yours wouldnt be the only one to find
The good ol’ “pranksters sausage”
I feel like this is gonna end up with Mr. Sausage making his own sausages in the bathroom
This is as close to a metamucil sausage as we're gonna get
I would be thoroughly impressed to find out that anyone ever got through a whole canister of metamucil before it expires.
Also, glad to see another Nunya Business out there. Didn't realize we were related, hope to see you at the next family reunion.
Well, it was a good run. Hopefully Mrs. Sausage continues the videos after he's gone.
Your brilliance is undeniable
Hard bailing on the fiber joke was great
that he doesnt run out of ideas is amazing
Honestly, this is peak TH-cam content and I'm OK with it.
I once heard about a poor guy who ate so much Metamucil that his bowels basically became stuck. Not even water could pass through his guts. He had to get operated to remove the Metamucil clogging
It can absorb a LOT of water and once it forms up, good luck unforming it - It's borderline cement.
WHERE IS THE CERAMIC HOT DOG HOLDER MR SAUSAGE MAN?!?!?! DONT THINK I HAVNT NOTICED ITS GONE MISSING SINCE THE LATKE SAUSAGE
Can't wait for the Mr Sausage's remains sausage brought to us by Mrs Sausage
The funniest part, the part that had me laughing my butt of literally the entire video, is that it's a fiber supplement. And it became cry-laughing when the will it blow shot out like a poo, and then even more so when it turned into that abomination and you had to eat it. I was dying for an extended moment 🤣 thank you for doing my suggestion. Metamucil was a memory about my mom, from childhood, and the a few times Iacciventally blew it into my own eyes.
Got an ad about treating IBS on this video, the system works
"she's gonna kill me"😂😂
that gave me some good chuckles thanks mister sausage
I can't even hear Mr Sausage's Sausage version of Kiss Me without "Kiss Me Kill Me" overriding it in my mind
Of all the sausages I've seen, this one takes the cake.
when you mentioned Ms. Sausage not needing help with fiber I did not think of time in the bathroom.
Now we're waiting for the lean sausage
That "Will it Blow" was rather ironic, considering what Metamucil actually does to me.
“Look for shallow graves in the **chicago** area”
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN
Absolutely my favorite intro
I need a surströmming sausage haunt my dreams before Mrs. Sausage finishes the job and we get no more uploads 🤣😂
Does Mark know that he's a scoring system?
I think there's a case to be made that this is the first grimdark cooking video ever made
Late to the game here Mr Sausage, but I remember you saying you had IBS a while ago. I also have it and recently have found that after an entire life of misery psyllium husk / metamucil makes things noticeably better. I would strongly recommend you use it!