Surströmming Sausage
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You gotta try doing a GOETTA sausage!
It's my birthday
Can you do a birthday cake sausage?
I recomend burning a few matches to take out the smell from the basement, and a lot of aromatic cleaning products, then burn some more matches.
make a helium sausage already
the way i screamed "NOT INSIDE" at my tv.
the absolute madman.
Mrs. Sausage is fully justified
This is his revenge for "That isn't work!"
This is the reason why this stuff is straight up BANNED from being carried in your luggage in airplanes.
same
@@13mungoman13 I think it might also be because a container like this may burst from the pressure change, you couldn't guarantee that it wouldn't come open during flight.
Mind, the bulging exhibited by the tin in this video is also pretty mild, as time goes the gasses will build up more, and the tin will bulge accordingly, and the more it bulges the more the tin itself weakens and the more sensitive it is, with the stench inside getting worse. When you're looking at heavily distended tins they are like little bombs, stinkbombs.
In any case, common courtesy when opening tins of Surströmming is that you hold the tin under water while you do, as that reigns in the stench a bit, so do it by a lake or river, or have a bucket of water with you.
You *know* that meat grinder is done for...
The fact that he didn't even gag the second he opened it like pretty much every other video of someone experiencing this (who pretty much gag to the point of nearly throwing up) for the first time tells you about the fortitude of Mr. Sausage. Good luck getting Mrs. Sausage back.
Once you've essentially had fetus sausage nothing really phases you.
Probably did some voice-overs after filming
He is divorced?!?
It's honestly not that bad. Pungent, certainly, but not gag inducing.
@@lindinleafter opening this thing in the basement, you shouldn't be that surprised
Every future video you need to tell us if it still smells like surstromming.
It still does as of today
@@OrdinarySausagenew opening phrase: hey there folks and welcome back... it still stinks in here....i guess
@@OrdinarySausagewhat about now
That'd be a fun running gag, especially if it's true.
@@Alex-ii5pm The lore builds up
For anyone curious: you're supposed to open the can outdoors, submerged in a bowl of water. You typically eat it on toast points or savory pancakes with sour cream and chives, and only a very small amount. Mr. Sausage did everything wrong for our sakes and we appreciate him for it.
Sorry about your basement. That smell is never coming out.
What do you mean by submerged. Like you just release the juice into the water and then open it up all the way. Or like full open under water and grab the fishbits out the water?
@@devilslighter2987 fully underwater
@@devilslighter2987 The first one. That bulging in the can Mr Sausage mentioned is the fermentation gasses building up, which are released when the can is opened, causing the liquid inside to squirt out.
To prevent the droplets from ruining anything they touch, you're supposed to submerge the whole can underwater, then crack it with a can opener while it's under. That prevents the initial splatter from going anywhere but the water. Then you can take the whole thing out and finish opening it from there.
If it's so bad then why eat it even in small amounts? You can't open it inside or get a mouthful of it without puking but yall still find ways to eat it?
@@StrawHatTony420 there's upshots to most food or nobody would eat it. Surstromming has a great salty, briny, fishy taste that pairs wonderfully with tangy sour cream and fresh chives.
It's like Vegemite. Super thin layer on toast and it's full of salt, umami, and malty punch, but a tablespoon of it is disgusting.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THAT STUFF OUTSIDE IN A BUCKET OF WATER! The smell will never go away.
From what I understand many people open it under water so that that can doesnt explode everywhere
I heard you're supposed to open it outside, in a bucket of water.
Forever a mark of his achievement.
Really this just makes opening it inside and then proceeding to circulate it around the house with the AC a chad move.
Resale value of the Sausage home is now $25
The smell makes most of the people in these videos gag and faint but Mr. Sausage just gets angry at it.
He's definitely the giga Chad of TH-cam sausage makers.
Midwest energy
Channel your pain into hatred
He isn't putting on a show for the cameras
Well, I mean y-yes he is technically putting on a show, but, look you know what I mean
In 2004, I found an unopened can from 1987 in a mire while picking cloudberries with a few friends. As we were in the middle of our teens, we had to throw a rock at it for it to open. The village got stank'd hard, and it took a few days to clear. Some of the liquid splashed unto our clothes, and after trying to wash it out to no avail, we resorted to just burn them in a pyre.
Did the village exile you guys?
exile is justified
This comment got wackier with every word, 10/10.
ive seen people reflextively start vomiting at the smell alone OUTSIDE, absolute proof sausage man is an apex specimen of a human
Oh god, now Mr.Sausage needs a new cutting board, grinder, sausage press thingy and a whole new basement...
Or a whole new house
@@MrTheBaronyeah he should just burn it down
were gonna need a surstroming update video
@@d1943i I want to see Mrs.Sausage’s reaction
At least the smoker is probably still useable.
The smell will never leave that poor meat grinder.
I was wondering why he didn't use the old one. A proper Viking funeral for a grinder.
@@drunkenhobo8020It would be naught more than desecration. It is probably too worn down to even make anything now anyway.
@@drunkenhobo8020 so what you're saying is, we need a repeat of the fire sausage and the whiskey sausage.
what exactly WAS that stuff---i got a strong rancid cream-of-anchovy vibe whats IN that there sir-strongberg stuff
@@BruceAlarie It's basically fermented herring, bone and all. In Scandinavia we have a strong culture around fish in general, but surströmming, I believe, is one of Sweden's herring products. While not nearly as bad, Denmark has some mildly similar herring products where you basically get pickled herring.
If I ever get the death penalty, I want a nicely made platter of sushi (part tuna and cream cheese with green onion, then the same with salmon, and some other variants), an amazing milkshake, my all time favorite sandwich (try and guess), a nice tiramasu covered in hot fudge and topped with nuts, and a can of this. Eat literally everything else, then crack open the can and paint the room with it. They'll never forget me.
"You Swedish people are crazy" said the man who made a sausage out of a sock.
As a swede, I can do nothing more than to commend you, and give my condolences! Skål!
Äsch, det är inte så farligt
@@_Mackan It's kind of like a proper surströmming meal - you just have to dilute the fish a bit with other ingredients (in this case pork, rather than potato/onion etc), and it does taste quite well. Maybe not for everyone, but still more than edible.
@@writeordie5452if something is described as “not for everyone but more than edible”….it’s not edible lol
I think he needs a lutefisk episode, but we can wait for the holidays for that one.
@@stormtrooper74 The (Sausage) Man With The Terrible Smell. Gotta be careful with Lutefisk, lest Mrs. Sausage accidentally immolate the place.
This one will be an all time golden classic, I can already tell.
But there will never be a helium sausage..
You were right….you were right 😅
The fact that the surstromming didn’t make you gag at any time explains the ratings for many other sausages…
I think the next episode should just be making Mrs Sausage her favourite meal. Like not even a sausage episode. Just something nice for the lady after you opened this thing inside the house you live in
Her favorite meal for sure... But then sausage it
Next episode: The Eviction Notice Sausage
I got my eye on you old man
oh hey bikini wasnt expecting to see you here!
FIGHT. ME.
Best Swede tuber x sausage man meet when?
im surprized some PC bonehead didnt say your swedish chef shtick was racist!@@OrdinarySausage
BikiniBodhi here? Ew
As a Swede I say congratulations! Your basement will retain the smell for at least until the area around Chernobyl is habitable again!
I remember Ashens and Barry Lewis making some. They made sure to follow every procedure, opening it outide, in a bucket of water in order to mitigate the smell, (which was still very pungent) and then followed a proper recipe. And do you know what? They still thought it was pretty bad, apparently.
Yes, but now the four horseman of stink sausage (surströmming, durian, Limburger cheese and sauerkraut)
Sauerkraut did nothing to deserve being on that list.
Kimchi on the other hand...
@@drunkenhobo8020 I also don't understand why he put it there. Does it smell like vomit to some people? Its tasty vomit tough...
Sauerkraut isn't that bad smelling compared to the other three
You forgot the poop sausage
It is inevitable that mr sausage will make the poop sausage
sauerkraut does not stink though
Mr Sausage is truly a badass, opening surstromming in his kitchen. Everybody else opens it underwater, outside, because the smell/juices can literally stay in your house forever and ruin furniture, but Mr Sausage can handle anything.
Even more insane, he most likely did it in the BASEMENT! A POORLY VENTILATED BASEMENT! Edit: upon watching further, I was right he did this in his basement.
when he moved to somewhere near chicago his wife said no more playing will it blow in the kitchen. Most of the episodes take place in the basement. why he's allowed to boil steaks in mustard upstairs is beyond anyones guess.
Ozone generators kill the smell
@@warmesuppeozone will kill more than the smell
I actually open it just in the sink with some water running thats it dont need much else really. then again its a damn gamble... Ruined a few of my clothes that way. Sadly not allowed to eat it anymore where I live cause id be thrown out of the house.
He's delivering. I feel the Aspic Sausage coming!
Edit: I'm gonna miss Mrs. Sausage, may she scream "NO" from the other room in a better place
ASPIC sausage? What's that?
@@noone2706Aspic is basically a gelatin dish that was very popular in the 30s and 40s.
If you ever see pictures of those old-fashioned Jello salad-looking things, odds are there's a "fancy" version that calls itself an aspic.
@@BlackOrderAlchemist oh.
Aspic Sausage? Now that would be a culinary war crime to end all war crimes.
I assumed Mrs. Sausage was going to leave at some point soon. Living with your genius is like living next to a blast furnace of creativity. Most people can't take the intensity.
Enjoy your next 3 sausages tasting like essence of Surströmming
That has been my main concern about this one, i guess we need to wait and see how it goes.
Mrs. Sausage left you over the fish sausage stench. Now this is truly sacrifice for your art
She was just jealous of the competition ;)
He should've divorced her a loooong time ago
Fun fact - they actually invented Surströmming so that regular Swedish food seemed edible (good, even) by comparison
...i cant tell if sarcasm or not because afaik it came about because salt was an expensive commodity so they used the bare minimum for preservation
yeah no...not true
Much like the dwarf bread of Discworld, which contains such delicacies as gravel and rat droppings, and is hard enough to be used as an improvised weapon. It's able to sustain a traveler indefinitely, because it is best consumed by taking it out of your pack and staring at it until you're not hungry anymore.
@@bluegum6438 I thought the way that it worked was that you looked at it and got motivated into find something, anything else to eat.
@@SMTRodent Yes, more specifically. Bootlaces, rocks, your own fingers, with a little dwarf bread to threaten you anything is a meal.
"We're gonna have to throw out the can opener" then he proceeds to run it through his grinder.
This is probably the most flavorful sausage yet.
I mean, you're not wrong but
'flavorful' can mean full of bad flavors too
@@BruceAlariesurströmming doesn’t taste bad at all. A very fermented, slightly salty and fishy flavor. It’s super good in stewes and such because it provides a subtle funky umami flavor.
@@MichaelK_"at all" is a pretty brave take especially since taste is very much subjective, I literally threw up when I had it and as a general rule I love fish so y'know maybe don't present your opinions as fact 🤣
For all the wrong reasons
"that's that's that that's that's" is how you know something is REALLY rank.
The grinder finally gets a break from things 100% not intended to grinded and it gets this.
bruh, any scandinavians watching this wept tears of pain for you when we saw that juice hit your chopping board.
even fire wont help you now.
I'm so glad there was Surströmming water, instant classic, 10/10
I like that the cut open sausage had a kind of malevolent smiley face look to it, once you cut it open.
I feel like someone hooked my phone up to interdimensional cable.
I love the smell of surströmming in the morning.
Smells like *unconscious falling to the floor*
Most people open the can outside and underwater. Mr. Sausage is an absolute madman.
I audibly screamed "nooo" when he poured the can water in there
That's the part that got me retching
Something I've noticed practically every time someone abroad tries surströmming, is that it's almost always all mushy and pasty. It's not what it's supposed to look like originally; it's supposed to be clean and whole pieces of fish (with their heads removed) in brine. However, I've understood it that the reason this happens is because of the air pressure when it's being airshipped? Which kinda just squeezes the innards of the can into mush. Guess there's little you can do to help that. Which is a shame because it's really tasty looking originally. Though, I suppose the smell and flavor are probably the same no matter what it looks like.
I figure it looks over-fermented, like it's been stored at room temperature instead of refrigerated.
@@WillThinkAboutITWhy would you refrigerate a fully sealed, metal can?
@@LostClowderbecause otherwise it ends up looking like it does in the video?
Alright Sausage Man, don't panic. There is still hope that you can salvage your house.
What you need now is vinegar. Lots and LOTS of vinegar. Get yourself one of those gallon bottles and bring it downstairs. Space out as many plates, shallow bowls, jar lids, pans, and whatever else you have that can be filled with vinegar as you can all around the basement, especially wherever the can and the nasty fish juice was. Then, fill them all up with vinegar. You want SURFACE AREA, which is why I recommend shallow vessels and not bowls, cups, bottles, and other containers like that. Also, get a spray bottle and fill it with more of the vinegar, and spritz some into your AC cent (I'm guessing you guys have central AC, anyway. If not, just spray it into the vents of the air conditioners.) Repeat the spritzing periodically since the AC is obviously going to blow it back out after not too long. Once you've deployed the vinegar, open as many windows, doors, and holes in the wall as you can to allow for extra ventilation. You can also aim desk fans and box fans out said doors, windows, and holes in the wall to speed up the process some.
If this doesn't seem to be working, that's okay. Just keep doing it. This is probably going to be a battle that takes several days. The vinegar WILL win eventually. Just keep replenishing it as necessary once it starts to evaporate or the fish smell starts overpowering the vinegar smell again. The surströmming is limited. The vinegar is not. Maintain your supply lines and let attrition do the rest. Good luck, soldier.
-t. guy who likes to cook but sucks at it and winds up burning a third of his recipes and filling the apartment with smoke
Makes me wonder if he should run the meat grinder with a cycle of vinegar, or get the individual parts and soak them in vinegar to cut out the fishy smell?
please regularly update us on how the smell lasts in the sausage room
Ah, the worst possible smell sausage, a true compromise for the poop sausage
Honestly impressed with how well received this was, did not expect a 4/5
Fun fact: place the can opener on top, not the side. The force between the cutter and gear thing will hold the lid in place allowing you to pick the lid up with the opener and not your fingers.
I honestly never thought the day would come. This is glorious. Signed, a certified surströmming enjoyer.
It did even better than the cat food sausage
Surstromming enjoyer!?
You are absolutely feral!
How are you normally supposed to cook and prepare this dish?
@@Newt2799 It's actually fairly tasty. You open it under water to prevent the smell from spreading and you eat the fishes with buttered flatbread, some onions and sour cream, also Creme fraiché works well with it. Usually you drink a shot of Vodka or some similar shot with it alongside with milk.
@@Joni_Tarvainen Vodka and Milk? Fermented fish. Swedish cuisine is wild
People have been asking for this one for as long as it takes the fish to be made
In the future when something gets a bad score always remember Surströmming Sausage got a 4/5
This arbitrary ruffilo count has me speechless . That deserves more ruffalos... For the people Mr sausage please!
That was easily a Top 5 “Well hey there folks and welcome back I guess”
at first I thought he was mocking us because he was angry that he had to do Surströmming sausage after being heavily requested
I *must* know what Mrs Sausage thinks of the new air freshener you bought.
I dont think anything will remove the smell of fish. There are tales of englishmen having to replace bits of drywall because the juice splattered. I humbly request a fishy smell update with your videos.
i think its going to involve a respirator, gloves, eye goggles, a lot of blech, and being stark naked to not get bleach on the clothes.
@@TheColonelCookiezHe needs something like Odoban
i love seeing bfdi assets in random youtube thumbnails lmao. And i cant imagine a better episode to put evil leafy on than the one with the ingredient that haunts you long after its gone
Evil Leafy Sausage
This is probably the only video I’ve seen where the person opening the can of surstromming didn’t immediately start retching. Kudos to you Mr. Sausage.
I think he has already devastated his senses for our trivial amusements.
you've made the Surströmming Sausage, but you won't make the whole chicken in a can sausage?! The fact that you're making every sausage other than that one makes us want it even more.
What would that even be? Is it not just the same as making a sausage with any chicken meat?
@@elio7610 well, it's autoclave chicken, so it's going to be extremely wet and mushy. Besides that, just normal chicken i guess
Those are the most non-mushy, solid sausages on the show in a long while! The texture looks good too.
Being mostly pork seems like it'll do that.
This is how you attract all the Swedish cats to the neighborhood. A worthy sequel to the cat food sausage. --- Also if the sausage thumbnail art is a reference to Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time then you simply win the internet, Mr Sausage. Gone, but not forgotten!
Yes! The fabled surströmming sausage is finally here! I fully expected for this video to be filmed entirely outside, it's a very bold move to deal with surströmming inside.
Also, these cans are usually opened under water to limit the spread of the stench.
Swedish Chef Mr. Sausage was very much appreciated
You should always open the can underwater. This stuff has been known render buildings uninhabitable.
too late now I guess
Bro sounds like radiation 💀
It's been 6 months and I gotta know, how's the smell down there?
This is my first video I've seen of yours, what pure unadulterated chaos. Love it. Instant Sub
Blink 3 times if you're being held hostage and being forced to make sausages against your will.
Uh... How would we even know if he was blinking?
our lad woulld FART 3x@@elio7610
*blinks furiously from behind the camera*
from now on every episode that uses anything that stuff touched will be a + Surströmming aftertaste sausage
Besides the fact that you're supposed to open in outdoors in a bucket of water that others have pointed out, you also only eat a very small amount of it on crisp bread along with butter, egg, caviar, maybe cheese and dill. It's definitely never supposed to be the main ingredient, just a small component
Well then, there's only one other sausage I've wanted to see you do left to do. From there, it's all morbid creativity. Awesome stuff, Mr. Sausage.
The sausage we've all been waiting for.
Edit: And it's actually a decent one!?
If you think about it, given how atrocious the stench, it would need to have some kind of flavor the be worth it to the Swedes.
@@charonib Tradition is a very strong impetus, my friend.
I was halfway expecting it to be decent, I bet it'd be top tier if you cut the amount of surströmming by half.
@@MikoSquiz Just don't use the fermented liquid, only the pieces of fish you fish out.
Rest in peace sausage family nostrils
Ever had that moment when you thought to yourself: "What were my ancestors thinking?". I have that moment every time the topic of surströmming comes up.
This man pushing the boundaries of food science. Not that other people aren't also pushing it, but Mr Sausage is pushing in places nobody else dares to venture
Mr. Sasuage may not be pregnant but he always delivers
I’m scared of a sausage for once
Edit: a 4/5 I’m just as shocked as I was since the cat food sausage!
Did you get to see the Balut sausage before he took it down? If not, he ended up taking it down, that should say how bad that one was lol.
@@damiencouturee6240 I did see it immediately when it was uploaded and this one still seems worse, graphic things don’t bother me but smells like this are especially heinous 😂
@@angelopalmieri434 I don't disagree, I've just never smelled surstromming so Ive really got no frame of reference here lol. The Balut didn't bother me either, but it was unarguably one of the most unpleasant things on this channel lol. The tiny feathers in the sausage, it's awful lmao.
@@damiencouturee6240 if you ever smelled a garbage truck go by or one of those dumpsters behind every grocery store that compacts food waste….yeah smells like that lol and I agree the feathers was disturbing.
I haven’t laughed this hard in months lol, thank you for your sacrifice
Saw the thumbnail and knew iwas seein a hood classic
We won't ever leave you, Mr. Sausage. Don't worry
Frisk vågat, hälften vunnet!
Sincerely from a Swede: I'd try that sausage, they actually looked GREAT at the end there!
I have been asking for this one for years, the time has finally come. I am making popcorn for this.
I have never seen your channel before. I don't care about sausage. I am so happy I watched this video, it's amazing. You're amazing. Keep kicking ass and being awesome strange guy. And I hope you manage to not die with these insane expiriments.
Finally, evil has found its place, in the house of sausage
Got my BBQ shoes ON.
eeeeeevil!!!!
He should combine this with Nutella and Vegemite for April Fools Day and tell everyone he's finally making poop sausage.
I remember Surströmming from Wreckless Eating. Those were great. Wish there was an Ordinary Sausage x Wreckless Eating crossover.
Or them + Cult Moo. Since they also have/had a sausaging show, among others that'd be fun to see OS in, like roflwaffle, blank of destiny, etc.
Pretty sure they open these submerged in a bucket outdoors. You're insane.
I appreciate Balut Sausage being Lost Media, for everyone's sake
What??? The balut was absolutely awful why did they delete it
This might be how we prepare it from now on. Thank you for a great recipe
Mr. Sausage: *opening it indoors* "This world shall know pain."
Finally! After years of asking, my calls have been answered! Thank you for making this sausage and imagine my surprise that it scored so highly, and Mrs sausage, don't blame him, it was my fault, I asked for this and he just provides the engine to deliver. Much love!
I was begging for it too!
@@31093jeknowles a man of culture I see
You and me both. Now we just need a Pink Sauce sausage...
He already made one!
mrs sausage sez NO!
No fucking way. Welp, thank you Mr. Sausage man. Greatly appreciated, sorry for bugging you.
I really love the box Artwork its something special 💕
Everyone who ever tried surströmming and watching this had the same reaction during the first minute:
"Wait... He's not going to open this INSIDE the house, right? Wait, what are you doing?! NOOOOOO- too late."
Damn, he took it surprisingly well. This wasn't nearly as bad as I was actually hoping for lol.
All accounts I've heard say the fish is actually pretty ok if you can power through the smell
@@axleblaze7455 Yeah if you open it underwater like you're supposed to, then pull out the fish and eat it as is traditional on tunnbrod with butter/sour cream, potatoes, and onions, it's actually pretty good.
@@KainYusanagi question is, why not eat normal fish and skip the self-torture
@@lred1383 Because the fermentation was a preservation method. That's also how we initially discovered cheese; animal stomachs were used to carry liquids, and goat stomachs with rennet in them (all ruminant stomachs contain rennet) naturally caused milk carried in them left to ferment (as fermented milk was a desired drink at the time) curdled, which become the first loose cheese curds that eventually over a lot of time and experimentation, were refined into the plethora of cheese varieties known and loved today.
@@KainYusanagi i understand why it was done in the past, the question is why would you subject yourself to something like that in an age where food is abundant all year round? Things like cheese and alcohol stayed popular because they have other merits, but i NEVER see anyone actually defending surstromming's flavour as something outstanding, the best i can find is people explaining how to consume it without vomiting and ruining your house
May God bless your souls for what events happened in this video
Mr Sausage is so going to have to make an Apology Sausage for Mrs Sausage. But if so, it must be one that the Sausage Kiddies want - they should decide the next sausage for him!
Finally I have been asking for this for so long
DRINK THE JUICE
DRINK THE JUICE
DRINK THE JUICE
Make a sausage out of 1 star sausages and 5 star sausages to see if they cancel out !!
It feels like the kitchen will break before the chef at a rate like this.
Truly inspriring!
your wedding vows is
“Till Death Do Us Part”
but it never said it had to be one of you two.
RIP House
Keeping with the nordic fish theme. You should do a Lutefisk sausage. Nothing like some lye soaked fish.
On behalf of the Swedish people, I salute you.
I haven't even watched a second of this and I already know Mrs. Sausage is NOT going to be happy.
THAT WAS THE FIRST LEFT HANDED “LETS SAUSAGE” IN MONTHS! THANK YOU!!!