I've know of 2 local women like her, one's called 80-20 and the others called 1690 (body of a 20/16 year old, face of an 80/90 year old). Can also be described as "butter face" as in "everythings nice, but her face"
RagingRaven88 I wouldn't because he'd be censored so much, and probably would have to act out a garbage script with the co-host like they always do at award shows.
After Ricky Gervais, they'll never go with someone "controversial" again. They want nice quiet script readers from now on. The irony of it is, if they did get more like the Gervais hosting, their viewership would rise exponentially.
kinda cool is Dicaprio beat phoenix for the win with his role in Wolf of Wall Street vs Phoenix's role in HER so its dope just that hes that happy for his pier
@@chickenisindeedmystyle7316 probably a more important award than an oscar or golden globe because it links back to his beginnings. The other ones are bought. More genuine because it is purely recognition, not a pathway to more cash. Plus it's about a realisation that he had achieved something he had worked for, not really about the award. He was happy that all the self doubt had been dismissed and he was in the same league as people he looked up to. So again, nothing to do with the award.
@@coronary00 That has everything to do with the award and people get emotional about Oscars for the same reasons, when they've worked hard in their careers and faced ups and downs and are being recognized for the first time on a high level. There have been some genuine Oscar speeches, Forest Whitaker is one. Awards from universities aren't so pure, either, honorary degrees and things like that are bullshit. As you say it's about whatever it means to you. Award shows are obviously given way too much attention in general but they can have personal meaning.
“Body of a 23 year old, and the face of a mummy” “Coming down there lookin’ like a sexy scarecrow” Lmfao!!! Bill Burr is undefeated 😂 The only person I ever wanna hear at an award show is Ricky Gervais roasting everybody.
Man.... when Bill nearly cried. It made eyes water a little bit. He is so down to earth (in a furious way), and i'm still happy he won!! Keep being a legend Billy Boy Fuck Ballz
@@kaptoxic well.. they contribute entertainment. Which is a massivly consumed product. Some of these people do actually work and care about their craft dude. And when they produce enough consistent good work, consumers like me that loves movies begin favoring them and investing in their success. Its really not that bad of a thing.
@@vgrepairs well some pandering movies i still find pretty good as long as i see something worthwhile in them. Get Out was an interesting take on the horror genre that kept pple guessing. Moonlight was very artisticly shot and told an interesting story that never felt pretensious to me. Birdman was also a fun comeback story for a down n out old man and was also artistic in its own way. The only recent movies that i found more so pandering than actually artistic that pissed me off, was Spotlight. No notable acting, no notable directing or anything fresh and alive - it felt more like a documentary.
"The body of a 23 year old but a face of a mummy" Bill can be such a kook but he pulls lines like this and makes me come back and watch his videos. allenpalin u da reel mvp tho
@@leeroy2461 I love women mate but some are utter whores,just like men,only difference is women get offended easily,Jennifer Lawrence is self absorbed and egoistical these are just facts,also she apparently did sleep her way to the top of the box office.
Beardy Ry yeah maybe so but I’m sayin when a woman sees someone say something like “I’d love to see her get raped” that just adds on to those bullshit statistics for them like they seem to be teaching girls that all dudes are rapists
"When I saw who the other nominees were, I knew I would win." Start with that line and then you can babble on for a few minutes thanking everyone you remember to thank.
I hope to win an award at anything that involves a speech just so I can just stare at the audience for the time I'm allotted and then walk off the wrong side of the stage.
You can see why Bill is one of the top comedians working today. His powers of observation are ridiculous. It's almost as though he's watching it in real time.
I remember I won my first award for a short film I did, and the speaker was talking about how great it was I won but all I could think about was the cheque, so i grabbed that first and had to be called back for the award lol
one of the best you've done, I think. don't normally comment but just wanted to tell you how great these are and how awesome of an editor you are, good job man.
hey thanks for all the Bill Burr soundbites with video clips that you upload, i know the shit is time consuming so I appreciate the effort, don't have time for the full podcasts so I like these bite size bits
Bill always makes me cry from laughing so hard but he almost made me cry with his speech at Emerson. So humble, I hope to see Bill win many awards to wear he doesn't even care to show up to the event anymore because he deserves them all.
Suckmyballz Gameplays you are an absolute moron if you think these people act like this normally. Nobody’s surprised to win an award they are told before they win it for the most part that’s why they are able to have a speech ready, I.E them saying a actual full speech after saying “I didn’t write a speech”
This is brilliant, man! Thanks a lot for this. I'm on a Bill Burr marathon, but somehow I get bored listening to podcasts seeing at nothing lol, this type of video suits me better.
It would be fun if one of the winners said: "I think we can all agree I am the best actor in the history of acting. You have never seen anyone like me and you never will. They could show me just sitting in a chair and I would still win. You should be grateful I came here to accept this."
I'm currently following my dream and I'm more unhappier than I've ever been. It's a strange oxymoron when your living your dream or what you thought was your dream but your unhappier than ever. Probably the stark realization that if I'm not happy now, when will I be? I'm guessing it's the same feeling a celebrity gets when they 'make it'
_Alright alright alright_ is the _Yowsah yowsah yowsah_ of our time, and yes, it's jumped the shark too. Happy days are come and gone. Let's come up with our own catch phrases.
If they say they had no idea that they would win, it means they have zero belief in their own work, the director, co-stars or the crew that the movie they made is the best in that year. If that is the case, you give the award to the person you think deserved it more than you. Otherwise you are a brick who takes credit from a rigged victory.
I personally think they're all just full of shit. Either way, both options are terrible. On one hand, you'd have to have low self-esteem (how do they bring themselves to be on display for the world then?) and think they were shitty in the movie, or what I really think is going on, is fake humility, as Bill said. Pretending to be so humble that they'd neeevvvver expect to win. I think they bullshit about the speech thing. They know what to say. Nobody likes a stupid drawn out essay being read, just because you won a pointless award for being the best at playing dress up, and being dramatic on camera lol. Just thank the fucking cast and crew, your family/significant other for their support, and get off the stage :D. Actors are some of the biggest narcissists on the planet
Its more so that they get nominated for a bunch of awards and they usually dont win. If you went to 10 award shows a year and wrote a speech for all of them for 15 years and didn’t win any you’d probably feel like a jack ass and you’d also waste a lot of paper 😂
Nobody gets nominated more than 15 times & wins nothing. I wrote 15 papers one semester in school. They can’t write a speech where 10’s of millions of people will be watching.
Do yourself a favour Bill and watch Spike Milligan's acceptance speech for his lifetime achievement award at the British Comedy Awards 1994 ... "I'm not going to thank anybody, because I did it all on my own!" was just one of the memorable statements from a comic genius. The sheer depth of ingratitude got him a standing ovation ... a real one!
"had the body of a 23 year old and the face of a mummy" -- holy F I'm crying,....
"like a sexy scarecrow" haha
To be fair, all scarecrows are kinda sexy ;)
I was just typing that out in quotes, fkin died
I've know of 2 local women like her, one's called 80-20 and the others called 1690 (body of a 20/16 year old, face of an 80/90 year old). Can also be described as "butter face" as in "everythings nice, but her face"
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
"I would like to thank myself, for being awesome. Good night."
I would also like to thank you for being awesome
Someonez Mom
Thanks Mom!
😁
Thank my fingers could always count on them and torso for having my back
Thank your mom, thank the audience, thank the academy, leave... how's that so fucking hard?
"coming down there looking like a sexy scarecrow" lmao
hahaah he got me with that one
Fadhlie Ikram OMG, I laughed so hard!
Bisset looks damn good for her age, and it's not fake. Funny, but Billy being too mean here.
im in tears
what is she like 358?
7:10 - "women who are completely out of my league" - cut to Jonah Hill abs Margot Robbie. Brutal!
"A grizzled veteran, who knows how to use the clock." Finished before the oboe player even started. Fuckin lmao
World's greatest grandma version 1.0
Once Bill started comparing it to football I started dying.
I love when Bill screams in the background
BrianS317 5:09 I love timestamps.
"because you believed, I dared to try"
YEEEEEUGGGHHHH, horrible people.
1:45 what do you mean you weren't ready for it you were f*cking nominated 😂😂
I see what you did there. You took something that was said in the clip and you repeated it.
@@Nathan-gd7xq Very humorous indeed
@@Nathan-gd7xq Were you new to the internet 6 months ago?
"You didn't notice the other celebrities dressed up around you?"
That suit was the best $50 bucks Bill Burr ever spent.
ryan seitz from indo chiiinoooo!
Billy redpubes looking like a freshman wearing his dad’s coat to homecoming.
What? It covered his dick and tits, didn't it?
I rented it to him
This was the first and only time I saw him in a suit, and that is what I get.
Matthew McConaughey actually says "alright alriiight" still? Dude is like doing an impression of himself.
I think it just naturally comes out when hes high which is almost all the time
Yeah but he's cool dude
John Howard exactly what I thought. I love the guy but that was cringy
How was it cringy? You probably say everything is cringy
Thats like his thing man
I want to see Bill Burr host an award show. Golden Globes, Emmys, Oscars it doesn't matter. It would be great.
RagingRaven88
I wouldn't because he'd be censored so much, and probably would have to act out a garbage script with the co-host like they always do at award shows.
It's would never happen. Coz people can't handle the truth that would come from Bill.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well I hope you guys liked Ricky Gervais :)
They'd never let him or Chappelle host.... They too real, you can't censor them
After Ricky Gervais, they'll never go with someone "controversial" again. They want nice quiet script readers from now on. The irony of it is, if they did get more like the Gervais hosting, their viewership would rise exponentially.
Tips on how to give a great speech at the golden globes:
- Don't blow it
- Keep it simple
- Count your money
- and thank every person you've ever known.
And leave politics out of it.
lol
You leave this same comment on so many videos...get a hobby
Oh yeah because I’m sure you have plenty of experience
Joaquin Phoenix's clap 5:31 is the realest thing at those globes
kinda cool is Dicaprio beat phoenix for the win with his role in Wolf of Wall Street vs Phoenix's role in HER so its dope just that hes that happy for his pier
Hate claps,lol.
Russell Turner his pier?
Look at me I'm clapping harder and more dramatic than everyone else. That guy is a fruitloop.
Didn't youu know that Phoenix has his own pier? He likes to go on the arcade machines and get an ice cream there.
Atleast bill burrs reaction was genuine
Still pathetic though. its just an award
Just because he’s passionate about comedy and it’s his life and he’s getting recognized for it gives you no right to jdge
@@chickenisindeedmystyle7316 probably a more important award than an oscar or golden globe because it links back to his beginnings. The other ones are bought. More genuine because it is purely recognition, not a pathway to more cash. Plus it's about a realisation that he had achieved something he had worked for, not really about the award. He was happy that all the self doubt had been dismissed and he was in the same league as people he looked up to. So again, nothing to do with the award.
@@coronary00 That has everything to do with the award and people get emotional about Oscars for the same reasons, when they've worked hard in their careers and faced ups and downs and are being recognized for the first time on a high level. There have been some genuine Oscar speeches, Forest Whitaker is one. Awards from universities aren't so pure, either, honorary degrees and things like that are bullshit. As you say it's about whatever it means to you. Award shows are obviously given way too much attention in general but they can have personal meaning.
“Coming out there like a sexy scarecrow” dead
“Body of a 23 year old, and the face of a mummy”
“Coming down there lookin’ like a sexy scarecrow”
Lmfao!!! Bill Burr is undefeated 😂
The only person I ever wanna hear at an award show is Ricky Gervais roasting everybody.
I randomly think about this part of the clip probably once a week lmfao
"Body of a 23 year old, a face of a mummy" lmao
Looking like a sexy scarecrow 😂😂😂😂😂
Shoe polish in her hair hahaha😂😂
Would fug tho
i lost my shit :D :D
I would love someone to walk up and just say "I deserve this", then walk off.
Fuckin' took you long long enough. Losers. G'night!
Joe Pesci
Ricky Gervais 😉
@@airyanawaejah2323 Nice! th-cam.com/video/O0Q_nyjuEak/w-d-xo.html
Floyd Mayweather after every post-fight press conference.
Man.... when Bill nearly cried. It made eyes water a little bit. He is so down to earth (in a furious way), and i'm still happy he won!! Keep being a legend Billy Boy Fuck Ballz
Burr's speech almost made me tear up because it's about the genuineness of the speaker not always the words themselves
"What do you mean you were not ready for this ? YOU WERE FUCKEN NOMINATED !" Lmao
😂😂😂😂🤣🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never understood that lol like isn't it bad if you don't think you would win?
dude, where'd you find bburr accepting an award? well played sir, well played...
aww Bill chockin down years of repressed man tears, we love ya Bill,
great vid as always Allen!
How can anyone watch these self-congratulatory celebrity awards ceremonies.
I wanna know if my favorite movies/actors of that year get recognized. Therefore confirming that i have good taste.
@@kingraj333 why would anyone care and waste time on that... how do these people contribute to the society, I wonder...
@@kaptoxic well.. they contribute entertainment. Which is a massivly consumed product. Some of these people do actually work and care about their craft dude. And when they produce enough consistent good work, consumers like me that loves movies begin favoring them and investing in their success. Its really not that bad of a thing.
@@kingraj333 almost everything that wins is pandering BS. Moonlight, get out, birdman, shape of water all bullshit
@@vgrepairs well some pandering movies i still find pretty good as long as i see something worthwhile in them. Get Out was an interesting take on the horror genre that kept pple guessing. Moonlight was very artisticly shot and told an interesting story that never felt pretensious to me. Birdman was also a fun comeback story for a down n out old man and was also artistic in its own way. The only recent movies that i found more so pandering than actually artistic that pissed me off, was Spotlight. No notable acting, no notable directing or anything fresh and alive - it felt more like a documentary.
I love when people hide their emotions, because when they do show them, it’s that much more emotional and powerful.
Seeing Bill in a suit is so odd
Yes they do plenty of tailors and menswear stores here. What are you talking about idiot? Also it's spelled Boston doofus.
Brock Turner 1/10
Should see him when he takes it off, like looking into the deadlights
Jack Yes!!!
"The body of a 23 year old but a face of a mummy"
Bill can be such a kook but he pulls lines like this and makes me come back and watch his videos.
allenpalin u da reel mvp tho
Can't stand Jennifer Lawrence, love Douglas.
Jesus christ beardy
She is a horrid women sleep with any man accuse him later of rape
Beardy Ry dawg you’re the type of dude who give feminists more reason to take it Out on the normal not psychotic dudes
@@leeroy2461 I love women mate but some are utter whores,just like men,only difference is women get offended easily,Jennifer Lawrence is self absorbed and egoistical these are just facts,also she apparently did sleep her way to the top of the box office.
Beardy Ry yeah maybe so but I’m sayin when a woman sees someone say something like “I’d love to see her get raped” that just adds on to those bullshit statistics for them like they seem to be teaching girls that all dudes are rapists
"Coming down there like a Sexy Scarecrow...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"When I saw who the other nominees were, I knew I would win." Start with that line and then you can babble on for a few minutes thanking everyone you remember to thank.
I just love bill.
this show has the best intro. like a bowssss
I've always wanted to do the Professor from Futurama 'speech' ""Thank you, I deserve this"" *shuffles away*
That clip of Goldberg getting the puck passed to him for the final shot in Mighty Ducks is fucking priceless. Such a classic.
i love bill burr so much
Simply the best, the best.....
that last bit was wholesome
"I FUCKIN CRUSHED IT!" 😂
"comin down there lookin like a sexy scarecrow" LMAO i fucking lost it.
I hope to win an award at anything that involves a speech just so I can just stare at the audience for the time I'm allotted and then walk off the wrong side of the stage.
Why can I listen bill burr rant for hours and still be content? the dude has a gift.
Lol old Billy balls almost cried up deerah on stage!
You can see why Bill is one of the top comedians working today. His powers of observation are ridiculous. It's almost as though he's watching it in real time.
I remember I won my first award for a short film I did, and the speaker was talking about how great it was I won but all I could think about was the cheque, so i grabbed that first and had to be called back for the award lol
one of the best you've done, I think. don't normally comment but just wanted to tell you how great these are and how awesome of an editor you are, good job man.
Miss me some John Candy. Rip Uncle Buck
"Body of a 23 and the face of a zombie" lmao I'll be laughing all night now!😂
D'aaawh billy getting choked up. And I fucking loved how Cuba used that wrap it up music to his advantage lol.
hey thanks for all the Bill Burr soundbites with video clips that you upload, i know the shit is time consuming so I appreciate the effort, don't have time for the full podcasts so I like these bite size bits
Bill always makes me cry from laughing so hard but he almost made me cry with his speech at Emerson. So humble, I hope to see Bill win many awards to wear he doesn't even care to show up to the event anymore because he deserves them all.
“Coming down here looking like a sexy scarecrow” haha
HAHAHAHA
Love how he always brings it back to sports.
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
MyNamesCody milk milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made...
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
eenie, meenie, miney, moe
Allenpalin, this is the best way to watch Bill Burr. Good videos
The feel good ending with Cuba Gooding Jr. though. Must have been a huge moment.
Damn it, Bill, I'm crying too...
Being fake and dramatic is kinda their job so, you know...
Suckmyballz Gameplays you are an absolute moron if you think these people act like this normally. Nobody’s surprised to win an award they are told before they win it for the most part that’s why they are able to have a speech ready, I.E them saying a actual full speech after saying “I didn’t write a speech”
Yeah but they're bad at it
Wow, look who got choked up. 😂
"coming down there looking like a sexy scarecrow"... hahahahaha
I love watching this high
"Looking like a sexy scarecrow"
😂🤣😂🤣
RIP John Candy
A new upload? This is so unexpected. I don't have my anus prepared.
Jthe Lightseeker
Pepper your angus.
Jthe Lightseeker stick a lightsaber up it yooo
😂😂😂 LMAO!!
This is brilliant, man! Thanks a lot for this. I'm on a Bill Burr marathon, but somehow I get bored listening to podcasts seeing at nothing lol, this type of video suits me better.
It would be fun if one of the winners said: "I think we can all agree I am the best actor in the history of acting. You have never seen anyone like me and you never will. They could show me just sitting in a chair and I would still win. You should be grateful I came here to accept this."
I'm currently following my dream and I'm more unhappier than I've ever been. It's a strange oxymoron when your living your dream or what you thought was your dream but your unhappier than ever.
Probably the stark realization that if I'm not happy now, when will I be?
I'm guessing it's the same feeling a celebrity gets when they 'make it'
7:12 Bill’s words actually match his lips moving ahaha
Anything Bill Burr is gold
_Alright alright alright_ is the _Yowsah yowsah yowsah_ of our time, and yes, it's jumped the shark too. Happy days are come and gone. Let's come up with our own catch phrases.
You got a little Bill Burr I love when he cracks himself up
the comment section is now people trying to hard to be in the intro.
German Neocon Two hard.
Hey, sonatine
Bearorgans I know. It's goddamn sickening. That's the world we live in now
you mean 'too' hard but point taken
The way Bill's voice almost cracked at the end of his speech brought me to the edge of tears.
2:34 Lena Dunham- "is anyone looking at me?? I'm important too."
What a pig
Didn't even see her
Give Bill Burr one of these things!
"She had the body of a 23-year-old and the face of a mummy."
"...looking like a sexy scarecrow..." best line yet :')
id love to see Bill Burr win a Golden Globe just to see that speech. lmfao.
Binged every allenpalin video in a week or 2. These videos are primo, keep it up man. More uploads!
6:14
Omg that hair...
Did she even brush that rats nest?
nah dude that is not a rats nest her hair is just static-y but that guy before her has some weirdass hair.. now his hair looks like a rats nest
Coming down there looking like a sexy scarecrow. Like something out of a horror movie. LMFAOOOOOOO
Other than the cringy intro these are pretty good. Seriously keep up. Love them.
cringy intro... ROFL!
+Mrs M coming at my boy +allenpalin talking that sweet shit, gon get fucked up. You straight up bitch made nigga g.
U sir are doing the lords work! Great! Great ! Great!
Keep the intros
Well actually don't mind that part. "Like a boss" is cringy af though. Should have been more specific.
This is why Bill Burr is one of the best😅
If they say they had no idea that they would win, it means they have zero belief in their own work, the director, co-stars or the crew that the movie they made is the best in that year. If that is the case, you give the award to the person you think deserved it more than you. Otherwise you are a brick who takes credit from a rigged victory.
I personally think they're all just full of shit. Either way, both options are terrible. On one hand, you'd have to have low self-esteem (how do they bring themselves to be on display for the world then?) and think they were shitty in the movie, or what I really think is going on, is fake humility, as Bill said. Pretending to be so humble that they'd neeevvvver expect to win. I think they bullshit about the speech thing. They know what to say.
Nobody likes a stupid drawn out essay being read, just because you won a pointless award for being the best at playing dress up, and being dramatic on camera lol. Just thank the fucking cast and crew, your family/significant other for their support, and get off the stage :D. Actors are some of the biggest narcissists on the planet
+Lungsy1988 it's all scripted. Not one award is a "surprise."
Its more so that they get nominated for a bunch of awards and they usually dont win. If you went to 10 award shows a year and wrote a speech for all of them for 15 years and didn’t win any you’d probably feel like a jack ass and you’d also waste a lot of paper 😂
Nobody gets nominated more than 15 times & wins nothing.
I wrote 15 papers one semester in school.
They can’t write a speech where 10’s of millions of people will be watching.
Great comment. Totally agree.
What a great ending!
It got so cringe Bill had to leave the room lmao!
You have to love Bill.
7:20 it looks like Bill is talking through Jonah Hill.
cant say it enough ... bill is my famous rambler !!!!!!! cant be sad listning to him rambling on to himself
"Coming up there like a sexy scarecrow"
Hahahaha
"Sexy scarecrow" omg XD Bill, you owe me coffee I've just spilled!
Hold the golden globe under his face like he's telling a ghost story
i never read the intros but theyre kind of the greatest thing ever. osp is legendary editor.
I'm responsible for killing John Candy Got JonBennet Ramsey in my '98 Camry...
Candy's a legend bruh, you are out of line!
bizzare had some of the craziest lyrics on d12 back in the day
allen if u want to confuse your sexual orientation, hit me up, i'll pay for your plane to Atlanta baby boy
If you put my comment in the intro ill write you software to generate your intros with only the pictures you want.
Bizarre from D12? Is that who you're who quoting? Did I win?
Now I want Bill Burr to win an award man... Such a tease.
"He did everything, but say John Candy was in the crowd." Nice
your videos are my new favorite way to kill time at work
Sexy scarecrow lmaoo
Do yourself a favour Bill and watch Spike Milligan's acceptance speech for his lifetime achievement award at the British Comedy Awards 1994 ... "I'm not going to thank anybody, because I did it all on my own!" was just one of the memorable statements from a comic genius. The sheer depth of ingratitude got him a standing ovation ... a real one!
I WATCHED TILL THE END
Jason - You never half-ass Bill Burr. NEVER.
aww bills speech was adorable