Can someone explain it? It looks like Kate Mara, Helen Mirren and least but not last I did not got it. I understand the words what they are saying, just don't get the whole context between her job and his award. ty
@@Pag0017 They listed Amal's accomplishments and contributions to human rights to contrast George Clooney's acting career, which they implied was far less significant. The punchline is the irony of how she does so much for human rights, but it's her husband, a mere entertainer, that gets a lifetime achievement award.
@@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas - Tina's Joaquin bit is a true original, never heard a line like it. Also when Amy does the Frances Mcdormand line about the fire, check out Tina's facial expression - that's attention to detail. It''s like "seriously, what about me ?"
@@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas That was priceless that line. Their timing is sublime. I have to dig up stand up routines by them and just binge on this rainy day in Melbourne.
I know it's now old but that joke on Amal and George is one of the very best and timed jokes I have ever heard. Build up was perfect and I am sure George would be honoured to have such a good joke crafted for him.
@@iamsobeautifulomg that wasn't the intention - 'a bitch' like your wife can't be successful or what? it was meant to say that hollywood is stupid and she has a 'real job' and how dumb that we pay attention to his acting more than her important human rights lawyer shit.
well he was , did you see the cut to him laughing and clapping? i mean is there a debate about it. your kind of pointing the blatently obvious as i'm two years late on this comment so touche to me.
The way they underlined Amal's work, put a punch on newspaper which called her as Clooney's wife, and burnt the Hollywood in one single joke... Perfectly crafted !
Yeah, that was a perfect joke - so pointed, but not self-important; it doesn't really mock him so much as point out the sexism and absurdity of Hollywood (but really our collective culture), and it gives her resume a well-earned shout-out at the same time.
@@leojbramble Exactly, they're not mocking HIM - he's in on the joke, too. It's not as if he doesn't notice the difference between his resume and his wife's, or the relative fame (and I assume money) given to each of them.
Do have any concept of syntax? It would be trully charismatic NOT true charismatic. The Emma Stone comment was absurd. Finally the "talent of the human kind" quote is pretentious pseudo intellectual garbage.
3:12 “Steve Carrell’s Foxcatcher look took 2 hours to put on, including his hair styling and makeup. Just for comparison, it took me three hours today to prepare for my role as ‘Human Woman.’” 😂😂😂😂😂 TINA HOW ARE YOU SO RELATABLE
archana koshal Bill Cosby was accused of drugging and sexually abusing many women (I believe at least one of them was underaged) for a long period of time. He was sentenced to three to ten years of prison. Being a violent predator he was also sentenced to lifelong psychological therapy.
uhhhh as it should be, she is the one doing real work that changes the world history ever so slightly, while he is paid to look good and accessible to housewives
Six (6) years later and still funny as hell. So well-crafted. They need a Golden Globe for Golden Globe hosts. Fey and Poehler would win by a landslide.
The problem is the fact that many get offended or would add left-wing politics into everything the last couple of years, they are trying to get back to this type of monologue. But it will take a little bit of time. Which blows. I think they did good but they were no Tina and Amy. The fake roasts were kinda funny, I guess.
After the Oscars 2022 slapgate, there is new appreciation for how smart their jokes are. They managed to make people laugh and make subtle compliments in so many of the jokes.
While the camera is on George Clooney after the joke about getting the lifetime achievement award you can hear Tina saying “it’s so stupid” I love that part 🤣
Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought about this, seeing his (Kevin Spacey) face laughing along with a joke made me cringe. Wish we could photoshop him out of video clips like this one.
I watch all three monologs in a row every few months - sometimes more often! The writing is great and these two ladies are fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!!!😁🥰
@@jg1205 Well as Ricky said people often mistake the subject of the joke for the actual target. While I do see your point but Ricky has never made an offensive joke where the F-you part was the punchline. He knows award shows are always boring for the layman as it's basically Hollywood patting itself on the back. What I appreciate more about Ricky is that he's not catering to the richest, most privelidged people in the room, he's catering to the audience, by doing exactly that, teasing the richest, most privelidged people in the world. I guess that's why less of the people there feel comfortable. What's refreshing is that Ricky's highlighting how out of touch many of them are with the rest of society (including himself on occasion) and how hypocritical virtue signalling for the sake of virtue signalling is. So when some of them use getting an award as a platform to make a political speech as a way to lecture the public on what they should do and how, it only highlights the detachment from society all the more. Not saying these two aren't good because they genuinely are unconventional too (the Bill Cosby jokes cracked me up) just saying why people might prefer Ricky's roasts more. But hey everyone's opinions is worth as much as anyone else's so who knows. Also apparently they're both done with it anyways so cheers.
@@conorwade2535 right that's why hes hosted it so many times. He makes jokes that are actually offensive and clever, all Tina Fey does is rehash 5th grade jokes and all Amy Poehler does is talk about her vagina and sex.
The Amal and George Clooney joke might be the best timed buildup into a joke I’ve ever heard LMAO
The delivery was PERFECT. Tina is a freaking genius.
time stamp please
@@kingkylie9655 5:00
Can someone explain it? It looks like Kate Mara, Helen Mirren and least but not last I did not got it. I understand the words what they are saying, just don't get the whole context between her job and his award. ty
@@Pag0017 They listed Amal's accomplishments and contributions to human rights to contrast George Clooney's acting career, which they implied was far less significant. The punchline is the irony of how she does so much for human rights, but it's her husband, a mere entertainer, that gets a lifetime achievement award.
Harvey Weinsten laughing at the Bill Cosby joke....
It looked like an uncomfortable laugh at best...
what minute?
@@lauramessy 9:03, far right of shot.
Lena Dunham too...
omg they cut to Spacey as well...
Joaquin’s lil wave back to Tina always gets me 😂
"total and utter bullsh oh hey joaquin" lmao
@@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas - Tina's Joaquin bit is a true original, never heard a line like it. Also when Amy does the Frances Mcdormand line about the fire, check out Tina's facial expression - that's attention to detail. It''s like "seriously, what about me ?"
I love and now we are going to play Who would you rather? Man they read my mind.
@@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas That was priceless that line. Their timing is sublime. I have to dig up stand up routines by them and just binge on this rainy day in Melbourne.
And his Mom laughing the hardest.
I know it's now old but that joke on Amal and George is one of the very best and timed jokes I have ever heard. Build up was perfect and I am sure George would be honoured to have such a good joke crafted for him.
Nah they made him feel like a bitch that he is. It was accurate.
@@iamsobeautifulomg that wasn't the intention - 'a bitch' like your wife can't be successful or what? it was meant to say that hollywood is stupid and she has a 'real job' and how dumb that we pay attention to his acting more than her important human rights lawyer shit.
well he was , did you see the cut to him laughing and clapping? i mean is there a debate about it. your kind of pointing the blatently obvious as i'm two years late on this comment so touche to me.
The Clooney joke was absolutely perfect. Great build.
And people still ask what George saw in Amal…
Am I the only one who watches all 3 of their opening monologues in a row, like, a lot? I can’t watch one year without going to the other 2
Same! 👐
No
Nah, this is the only one I've seen and I think I might go back to watching Ricky's 4 years.
I do that same!! They are so hilarious!!!
I just did and it was awesome as always 👌🏻
"Chris Pine... CHRIS PINE!" Always gets me. 😂
@@amyim2002 Chris Pine is very handsome, so it didn't matter who the other option was.
I LOVE that one. Chris Pine is truly gorgeous. His face is so handsomely beautifully odd!
Chris Pine ..my favourite fuxking actor ever...nobody compares to him 😭😭😭
MEEE
mine is Colin Firth for a polite amount of time. Although I would probably say Chris Pine right away too
The way they underlined Amal's work, put a punch on newspaper which called her as Clooney's wife, and burnt the Hollywood in one single joke... Perfectly crafted !
Shows how unbelievably shallow and moronic the U.S media has become. They just live in their little bubble. Ahhhhhhhh. hand me the oxygen tank.
THE JOAQUIN JOKE LMAO
Colin Firth’s reaction to Tina’s joke about him was so cute...he couldn’t quite tell how he should react lol
You could tell he was fucking her with his eyes lol
@@iamsobeautifulomg uhmmm not really 😮
@@truebulu You don't understand males.
@@iamsobeautifulomg he's a decent bloke. Unlike you obviously
@@truebulu so it makes him decent to have a low sex drive in your opinion? Lol k
every year the best jokes are about George clooney
BC this time around 😆😂🤣
"What ya wearin' George?"
L..............,..
L..............,..
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Sorry but I do love how George Clooney reacts to this ultimate and Impeccably delivered burn. He knows His wife is a legend…
Right but you know it's expected. I mean it's a burn on Hollywood really. And he ackowledges it perfectly. Really they all do.
Yeah, that was a perfect joke - so pointed, but not self-important; it doesn't really mock him so much as point out the sexism and absurdity of Hollywood (but really our collective culture), and it gives her resume a well-earned shout-out at the same time.
@@leojbramble Exactly, they're not mocking HIM - he's in on the joke, too. It's not as if he doesn't notice the difference between his resume and his wife's, or the relative fame (and I assume money) given to each of them.
2:44 love how proud Ricky Gervais is of that Joaquin Phoenix joke 😂
Proud? I think he just thought it was funny. He didn't write it.
@@13strong
Ok Tina.
@@13strong He was proud because he jokes exactly like that
The joke about george clooney was the most funny one and also the most cruel one..
tirthankar roy and also the most accurate.
How is it cruel? It was so on point.
tirthankar roy scratch out cruel and replace it with true.
HeyMyLifeIsLibby omg queen i see you everywhere
they say the truth hurts... lol
Emma stone is a true charismatic. Her reaction was adorable, ironic and absolutely perfect. That is talent of the human kind.
Do have any concept of syntax?
It would be trully charismatic NOT
true charismatic.
The Emma Stone comment was absurd.
Finally the "talent of the human kind" quote is pretentious pseudo intellectual garbage.
@@ingriddubbel8468 wherefore art thou so perturbed?
Ingrid Dubbel why don’t you go take your ambien w a glass of warm milk and scurry off to bed
@@ingriddubbel8468 "Emma Stone is a trully charismatic" is not only incorrect, you spelled truly wrong!
John Forrest Emma is a star
The George and Amal joke was comedy perfection. 🤣🤣🤣 I don't know how many times I've watched it, but I know I'll watch it again, and again...
Coming back to this after this year's disaster
A thousand likes for those who want Tina & Amy for 91st Oscars
They should do all awards shows forever.
YYYEEESSSSS
OH MY GOD YES
They paid their dues leave them alone lol.
Ek Nat Gab I just want them to do a show together
3:12 “Steve Carrell’s Foxcatcher look took 2 hours to put on, including his hair styling and makeup. Just for comparison, it took me three hours today to prepare for my role as ‘Human Woman.’” 😂😂😂😂😂 TINA
HOW ARE YOU SO RELATABLE
Boom. I can't imagine a better Hollywood themed joke.. possibly ever. On so many levels..
😁😁🤣🤣🤣
These two set an impossible standard for hosting an award show. No host is ever going to surpass Tina and Amy.
Then you clearly did'nt see Ricky Gervais hosting the Globes.
@Neil Rusling Okay, I need to check that out. Never saw that one.
Steve Martin (w or w/o alec baldwin).
😢Mv
"Selma is about the movement that totally worked and now everythings fine" 🤣
Steve Carell gets picked on at every golden globes ahahahahaha
He can take it
@@JonnySublime 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kehstrah G He’s always in on the joke. Keep up JLD too
Ahahahahahahah
Because he stinks. He cant sing, he cant dance and he cant act. I want to know who he is blackmailing
That Bill Cosby one was a dropped bomb lmao.
funny rhough lol
i just love Tina playing with her earring like 'and what, we said what we said'
I PUT THE PIYLZ IN THE PEEPOL!
When
I put the pills in the hoagie 😂
The relationship they have with Julia is just pure gold. 😂😂😂
Anyone else watching this to detox from Jo Koy's monologue?
ME LMAAOOO
Everybody knows i like it Ruffalo is the funniest line i've ever heard
so u came from the forest...
I didn't get it 😕
Her actual line is "Everybody knows I like it rough a little", she just makes it sound as if she said Ruffalo
Easily pleased then
@@emmanuelperezg oh wow, I thought she said bufallo like you know, referring to mozzarella :D
Good grief that Bill Cosby joke is so savage i felt it in 2018
Clinton and Cosby THE TRUTH HURTS
What's savage is what he got to do for so long.
Still feeling it at 2019
And in 2019!!
It's 2020, and you can still here the tension of that joke. 😂
That George Clooney burn was the best one ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These two women are phenomenal but unfortunately underrated . Always on point. These should be called comedians.
They'd have to be funny, first.
Name 3 people that have under-rated them.
@@vincef.5378 I scanned about 10 "they suck"-type comments just scrolling...
And sleeping beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby....yesssss!!!! This two are the best!!!!
I did not get the joke can u explain.... Plzzzzz
archana koshal Bill Cosby was accused of drugging and sexually abusing many women (I believe at least one of them was underaged) for a long period of time. He was sentenced to three to ten years of prison. Being a violent predator he was also sentenced to lifelong psychological therapy.
bill cosby was a comedian who drugged and raped a lot of women
From this moment on, George Clooney officially became Prince Phillip to Amal Clooney's Queen Elizabeth 👸
uhhhh as it should be, she is the one doing real work that changes the world history ever so slightly, while he is paid to look good and accessible to housewives
Marta Luxor Preach! 🙌🏽🙌🏽
@@miluxor2541 Agreed. He's paid to _look_ accessible to housewives, but everyone knows he's really more accessible to their daughters.
duduk
Please bring this awesome duo back to host the award shows
Agree
Oscars 2019 please!
They are amazing!
Good news they'll be back this year
They heard you and did it this year 🤣🤣
2:52 It's awesome that Michael Scott was invited, and he even got to bring his real estate agent.
BAHAHA
These two should host everything.
Ricky Gervais was better.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. BYE.
@@jshepard152 By a Mile, they have to try to compete with him which is impossible, the fact that there is two of them is even more annoying.
Six (6) years later and still funny as hell. So well-crafted. They need a Golden Globe for Golden Globe hosts. Fey and Poehler would win by a landslide.
R u actually saying that they r better than Gervais lmao
Nowhere near Ricky. Even combined.
really? yawn
" Colin Firth for a polite amount of time" 😂
so tonight her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award is the greatest line ever..
That Amal/George read was 100/100. The material and the delivery was just perfect.
Who's here after Sandberg and Oh?
Here and at Ricky Gervais clips
Sandbore and Oh my God never again.
They should’ve hosted again
The problem is the fact that many get offended or would add left-wing politics into everything the last couple of years, they are trying to get back to this type of monologue. But it will take a little bit of time. Which blows. I think they did good but they were no Tina and Amy. The fake roasts were kinda funny, I guess.
Me , the were super super boring☹
The Amal and George joke never ages!
That Linklater / Innaritu joke was pure gold.
Golden Globes are incomplete if there is no Steve Carrel and his PokerFace 😂😂😂
Firth was blushing hard! Lol!
No one will ever host these events better than them. NO ONE.
"CHRISPINE!" 10 solid minutes of gold. Thank you ladies.
The Bill Cosby joke at the end is so apt now, three years on from this he's now doing 3 to 10 in prison. Does't time fly so fast.
Paul Rudd's little chuckle at the "human woman" joke is so CUTEEEEE
SNL misses these ladies badly.
After the Oscars 2022 slapgate, there is new appreciation for how smart their jokes are. They managed to make people laugh and make subtle compliments in so many of the jokes.
While the camera is on George Clooney after the joke about getting the lifetime achievement award you can hear Tina saying “it’s so stupid” I love that part 🤣
Joaquin Phoenix is so cute omg
My forehead especially
He always brings his mother... Cute❤️
Joaquin Phoenix's reaction was golden!! love him!!
Lol 6 years later and I’m still watching. Their hosting is unmatched
they need to host the oscarss
yinett ASAP.
Two, sweetie, it's spelled "two"🤦🏼♀️
@@veggigoddess no they used the right one
@@veggigoddess what?!? Two!!
These two are amazing, that George Clooney joke was GOLD
BRAVO, on the Cosby bit. Thank you, for sticking to it. You women rock.
I keep re-watching this clip over and over again mostly to laugh again at
Joaquin’s quote and Clooney's praise of his marriage to Amal
That shade to George Clooney LMAO
Everything about that Joaquin moment was perfection.
Things that have aged in this video:
A shot of Kevin Spacey followed by Jeffrey Tambor.
Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought about this, seeing his (Kevin Spacey) face laughing along with a joke made me cringe. Wish we could photoshop him out of video clips like this one.
How about Weinstein laughing on the right after the Cosby joke.. -.-
@@@h1a1n1n1a1h so you're suggesting rewriting history to suit your own personal agenda? got it!
@Iain Sinfield ooooo gimme your imaginary book hot stuff
I thought he was still on court ordered house confinement.
I watch all three monologs in a row every few months - sometimes more often! The writing is great and these two ladies are fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!!!😁🥰
*CHRIS PINE* same gurl. same
"Girl I thought u were gone
Clever, smartly-written and delivered with perfect comic timing, why don't these two host EVERY awards show??
It's between them and Ricky Gervais
@@Bryan-dr5qy I love Ricky but his humor can have a mean edge that's also not as funny, the girls just go down easier and play to a wider audience.
@@jg1205 Well as Ricky said people often mistake the subject of the joke for the actual target. While I do see your point but Ricky has never made an offensive joke where the F-you part was the punchline. He knows award shows are always boring for the layman as it's basically Hollywood patting itself on the back. What I appreciate more about Ricky is that he's not catering to the richest, most privelidged people in the room, he's catering to the audience, by doing exactly that, teasing the richest, most privelidged people in the world. I guess that's why less of the people there feel comfortable.
What's refreshing is that Ricky's highlighting how out of touch many of them are with the rest of society (including himself on occasion) and how hypocritical virtue signalling for the sake of virtue signalling is. So when some of them use getting an award as a platform to make a political speech as a way to lecture the public on what they should do and how, it only highlights the detachment from society all the more.
Not saying these two aren't good because they genuinely are unconventional too (the Bill Cosby jokes cracked me up) just saying why people might prefer Ricky's roasts more. But hey everyone's opinions is worth as much as anyone else's so who knows. Also apparently they're both done with it anyways so cheers.
Starting the decade with a marathon of their monologues. Gervais' too.
The camera couldnt find Patricia Arquette
or Reese Witherspoon
They find it but is a big shot . She is in a blackdress.
Couldn't find her or her talent.
@@dsampaio81 well hello there
ugh these TWOO!! the always have the best timing and jokes
Seven years later and the jokes are still 🔥🔥🔥🤣
It's their delivery, that is why they're amazing comedians.
Honestly, every punchline was delivered with the finest precision.
They really need to host more shows like they are amazing together! Couldn't stop laughing the entire time 😂
"Farrell, all day." "Firth, for a polite amount of time." "Everyone knows I like it Ruffalo." This game is funny, but weird.
Emma Stone has magnificent eyes!
6:00 “Yes, and Amy and I have been friends, for almost 50 years, and the secret of our long-lasting friendship...” “Yup” 😂😂😂😂 YOU GUYS
It’s 2021 and I STILL think they are the greatest!
still in 2023
Who’s here after they announced they would be hosting in 2021
Ironic theres two of them but they're barely half as funny as Ricky Gervais.
@@ricketycricket4361 Ricky Gervais is a hack
They are very good,
wait... really? :D
@@conorwade2535 right that's why hes hosted it so many times. He makes jokes that are actually offensive and clever, all Tina Fey does is rehash 5th grade jokes and all Amy Poehler does is talk about her vagina and sex.
British actors kick ass when it comes to American accents most people only found out Christian Bale was British in 2019
"it took me 3 hours today to prepare for my role as human woman" ❤❤❤❤❤
Let them run run the golden globes forever please!!
@QueOnda 123 No, please god no
That JK Simmons joke still gets me rolling every time 😂
He played Brian in Extract. Kept calling people Dinkus.
that Bill Cosby joke was RUTHLESS. I loved it.
The jokes for this particular year were stellar.
Even after all these years, Tina and Amy are still the best host of any award show ever!
I hope they pair up again for another awards show
Ricky Gervais is best
Bollocks
Mehhhhh
I won't get tired of watching this... That George Clooney joke is the Best!!!
who here binged all of their Golden Globes monologue after their hilarious oscar monologue?
I don't remember how many times I've watched this, but still amazing.
Whose watching in 2019 ?
Still for me the number 1 killer monologue and duo of the golden globes of all time.
If you're gonna beg for likes, at least spell "who's" right 😎
One of my favourite monologues ever! Tina and Amy are amazing! 😂😂😂😂 The George Clooney joke has always cracked me up! 😂
I will never get sick and tired of watching this.❤️
Every.single.joke.landed - these two are pure gold
That George Clooney joke is EPIC and I died laughing.....
The running joke about dismissing TV shows in the golden Globes from all the hosts ever is just pure comedy...
I'm just a buzzed 28 year old woman watching this because I love classic hilarious snl women that paved the way for woman comedians I love these women
These two are just brilliant. If they had this job for life, I would not ever complain. Too bad they DON'T have this job for life.
Emma was so adorable 🥺
“Antique tuba parts” gets me everytime.
Just flawlessly delivered and genuinely funny.
They are literally my favorite hosts !
4:01 Jen is absolutely waiting for the punchline/ roast against her 😭😂
Dude they’re sooooo good I could watch 4 hours straight of them just roasting everyone in the room
Omg 7 yrs later and this performance is killing me!!! They are so funny together!! They need to do more of this.