I still don't understand why there is even an option to promote to bishop or rook because this is like the only time where someone would promote to anything that isn't a queen.
@@merdishakki well would you rather choose a waifu who loves you and cares for you or a fortified stone emplacement which can protect you and your 500 friends against enemies?
The checkmate by rook promotion was so good, You could have done a queen, but instead you decided to stick with the theme and beat him just as maidenless as you began
2:10 “I mean if he can just take this bishop now and blunder his queen instead of his rook, that would be very convenient.” Immediately makes the blunder. Paid actor confirmed.
I will be honest, i cannot wait until one day a viewer just shows up same board as classic but without a queen, then suddenly like an anime protagonist revealing their true powers magnus charlsen would be present at the game and then all we see is a giant *boss music plays* on the sky.
@Ben Q. he lies about being vietnamese on the Simp channel so that ppl don’t catch on. And we do binge watch anime together sometimes. The best thing is, I don’t even have to keep it a secret since no one will believe it when I’m completely open about it lmaoo
@@grubbygeorge2117 would be a good theory about simp's identity, but sadly, magnus carlsen would be able to pay his actors instead of making a random chess chamnel with the ability to donate a practially millionare
Hey, chess simp. I just want you to know that you are literally my first go to for videos every morning, all week. I'm surprised you channel hasn't boomed by now. Keep up the great work
@@mainereentry Don't get me wrong. It's great for an independent creator. But I don't think you have to be an intellectual to appreciate his humor. And they're just quick little shorts like DDoI. He deserves at least another 100k.
Chess, but you must always have the same number of pawns as pieces (King included). When a pawn is taken, you must blunder a piece immediately, and vice versa.
@@crusaderACR , Several of their gods are... so at some point in time, yes they were.... especially with their concubine caste. Hell, in one of their popular stories, a man got married and when he was about to introduce his wife to the family... his mother told him what ever he did he needs to share... so... his wife married his 4 brothers. ROFL.
This is actually a much more difficult position for black. There's a 16 point piece advantage for black to begin, but it's only -7. So the position accounts for +9 for white.
The only reason I’m able to watch this so early (it was released at 5 am where I’m at) is cuz I was trying to see a meteor shower No luck tho, :( so this is a good consolation
That promotion at the end was savage, he hated the harem so much he decided to be maidenless.
Probably thought of the TH-cam title for this video before checkmating
He only has room to simp for chess
no girls club
fr 100% maidenless run
mgtow done right
Instead of changing genders, he turned into a castle.
funniest shit I've ever seen
They said I could be anything, so I became a fortified stone emplacement.
One step closer to Apache Attack Helicopters
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He saw what having 4 maidens could do to your mind, so he decided to have no maidens
Promoting to a rook instead of a queen to checkmate is savage af
He was supposed to have no queens after all ;-)
Whoops.
I still don't understand why there is even an option to promote to bishop or rook because this is like the only time where someone would promote to anything that isn't a queen.
@@kakahass8845 to avoid stalemate. Plus knights are very useful in some cases.
@@kakahass8845 are you 100 rated... underpromotion is to avoid stalemates
Pawn: "I'll change genders for you, my king!"
The pawn actually: "The only way youre coming inside me is if I'm a whole building."
bruh
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@@torydavis10 I wish I didn't understand this
@@You-hp3rl nice handle, locked my brain solid for like three whole seconds, had to reboot
"At least I have some guys waiting to change their gender for me"
Chess Simp - 2022
Chess simp supports trans rights
and then he choose rook instead very sus
@@merdishakki well would you rather choose a waifu who loves you and cares for you or a fortified stone emplacement which can protect you and your 500 friends against enemies?
@@burnstick1380 the duality of mankind
Chess Simp confirmed to be a Discord mod
Why did you move your bishop back and forth like an absolute 100 rated. Liked, Subbed , you are the best youtuber
i laffed
So...? Was the pay any good?
Simp trying to explai that this guy is not a paid actor:
666 likes, you are satan now
@@patosmanh He is in fact an actor but is unpaid, he's been locked in Simp's basement and hasn't seen the outside world since 2011
Wow, even at the end you still remained maidenless. Committed to the position, I see.
Reject maiden. Embrace castle.
rock solid
Sigma grindset
He tried to handle 4 women at the same time and failed
One of your best "I'm better than my viewers" videos so far, gotta say
I can see how holding onto four queens against so many bishops might be tricky, but the way they blundered their last two was shocking.
Smart joke 👍🏻
The checkmate by rook promotion was so good, You could have done a queen, but instead you decided to stick with the theme and beat him just as maidenless as you began
2:10 “I mean if he can just take this bishop now and blunder his queen instead of his rook, that would be very convenient.”
Immediately makes the blunder.
Paid actor confirmed.
Plot twist:
They were an unpaid actor
Gettin a rook to checkmate instead of a queen. The lad managed to stay maidenless all the way to the very end.
Always love the swift TTS but the Another Whoops was perfect
Edward decided instead of changing his gender, he'd build himself a home and settle down.
0:51 “at least I’ve got some guys willing to change their gender for me” had me cackling
I will be honest, i cannot wait until one day a viewer just shows up same board as classic but without a queen, then suddenly like an anime protagonist revealing their true powers magnus charlsen would be present at the game and then all we see is a giant *boss music plays* on the sky.
But simp is magnus carlsen
@Ben Q. yes he is, i know him irl.
@Ben Q. he lies about being vietnamese on the Simp channel so that ppl don’t catch on. And we do binge watch anime together sometimes. The best thing is, I don’t even have to keep it a secret since no one will believe it when I’m completely open about it lmaoo
@@grubbygeorge2117 would be a good theory about simp's identity, but sadly, magnus carlsen would be able to pay his actors instead of making a random chess chamnel with the ability to donate a practially millionare
who need a Harem when you have the full support of the Clergy.
Based
Absolutely deconstructed the harem. Glorious.
Finally an "I'm better than my viewers" video that doesn't end immediately but is replayed because Simp has mercy
Humans make mistakes - Simp
Le parents : Not it's the other way around 🗿
Huh? "Simp mistakes make Humans"?
@@raharii12345 Mistakes make humans
The "- Simp" is for quoting purpose, not to build the sentence.
@@NoobieAbhinav huh?
“sekatsim ekam snamuH”?
@@NoobieAbhinav i know, i just messing around
@@chri-k Lmao
We're getting closer to the end of the season keep up the good work
Poor edwardina. She'll have her day to shine someday
Hey, chess simp. I just want you to know that you are literally my first go to for videos every morning, all week. I'm surprised you channel hasn't boomed by now. Keep up the great work
96.7k sub isn't boomed? :)
I think that's as boomed as it gets for an intellectual channel.
Chess simp is boomin' every day.
same here
it's basically part of my routine now
Same!
@@mainereentry Don't get me wrong. It's great for an independent creator. But I don't think you have to be an intellectual to appreciate his humor. And they're just quick little shorts like DDoI. He deserves at least another 100k.
True Frenzied Flame move by remaining maidenless at the end.
unrealted fun fact: the video's title begins with 4 and ends with 20
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Funi number
4 wives Vs Power of Faith and religion
Bishop.
maidenless simp vs 4 wives, our battle will be legendary
what a blunderoni dude
The legends said he is still maidenless
He should have said, "I'm better than my viewers and I need no women."
And at the end the true maidens made along the way were
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0:46 Then 2:52 I guess that means Rooks are female?
Jokes on you, that pawn was actually a girl
@@MrPuzzleCodes so, girls are the opposite gender of "castle"?
What if a Rook is neither male nor female?
@@Blockschrott oh yeah, i guess its more like going from a boy to non binary lol
@@MrPuzzleCodes i imagine a peasant just going to the end of the arena and becoming a fucking tower and everyone's like: whats that thing's gender
This was a very good one!
That "whoops" added so much to the already fire tts rap 😂
The bishops are sleeping on the job and won't move until both starting queens are gone
was feeling down but your video brightened my mood thanxxxx
Wow, he really stuck to the Maidenless status, huh?
Saving it to my playlist
Chess but you are nostradamus. Every move is a premove
Delicious checkmate
Maidenless til the end. Chad move
I think that's the first time Edward refused to change genders.
Chess but all your pieces can only move one square. The knights are unlocked after queen dies.
He did that already (but he couldnt use the knights at all)
Chess, but you must always have the same number of pawns as pieces (King included). When a pawn is taken, you must blunder a piece immediately, and vice versa.
_Whoops!_
Have you done "Chess but you must protect ALL of your pawns"
New subscriber here and I haven't seen the whole library yet
Maidenless tarnishied. Should've put your ambitions to rest
*"Kingc8bishoptakesqueenf2thatblundersawomananotherwoooskingf2"*
_-Chess Simp_
Fine... ill do it myself.
Oh no your bishop
Really like those videos of you
Him: Ink-on-toast
My brain: Encantos
A harem king vs a celibate king
Didn't even get a queen lol
2:43 the checkmate could have been prevented if black did knight to d6. He still would have been checkmated later tho.
ofc a rook underpromotion, a man of the culture
2:25 That is a nice beat.
whoops my bishop baited and hooked lmao
This is your fifth video in which I get the spoiler before even watching the video due to the comment that shows up on the first screen
Does anyone know if chess simp accepts challenges with Fairy Pieces? It's time to prove that it's better than Fairy stockfish
He has never done it so far, so probably not.
0:46 after "but you know"
Peefect for out of context stuff. Can please someone make a video like that?
I'm better than my viewers.
And maiden-less.
White has many bishops, black has a harem. This is clearly Christianity vs Islam.
Here before controversial
@@groundedgaming ,
IDK... it could be Christianity vs Hinduism
@@aralornwolf3140 Hindus are polygamist too?!
@@crusaderACR ,
Several of their gods are... so at some point in time, yes they were.... especially with their concubine caste.
Hell, in one of their popular stories, a man got married and when he was about to introduce his wife to the family... his mother told him what ever he did he needs to share... so... his wife married his 4 brothers. ROFL.
Okay, so... What should be the best move at 1:37 instead of the knight "whoops"?
I'm not sure exactly, but taking that pawn unblocks Simps position and activates all his bishops
How come I press Ctr + Z, but my child didn't disappear?
Underpromoting to checkmate is almost as insulting as bongcloud
The opponents should of moved his las knight closer to the pawn that would become a queen and used it to captured it.
Damn so that guy blundered every queen, then mate?
“At least I have some guys waiting to change their gender for me” lmaoooo
He should do one of these challenges against a higher rated person
Impossible. He's better than his viewers.
Some viewers on these episodes are decently rated, but ofc he wont do like a 1700 on these cuz wouldnt be entertaining without the blunders
whoops didnt mean to comment
"Very cool" 😏
This is actually a much more difficult position for black. There's a 16 point piece advantage for black to begin, but it's only -7. So the position accounts for +9 for white.
That was funny and I (an absolute 100 rated) did understand it
Alt title: guy with bitches vs guy with the power of god by his side
Simp might be better than his viewers, but in the end the white king remained maidenless, so what's the point.
Great job
Nice idea promoting to a rook.
The only reason I’m able to watch this so early (it was released at 5 am where I’m at) is cuz I was trying to see a meteor shower
No luck tho, :( so this is a good consolation
Crauy how many women he blundered^^
I think it would be more interesting if you used a disadvataged starting position
crusade vs harem
Okay but the viewer clearly doesnt know how to play chess, he could prevent checkmate by moving his king.
Still better than his viewers
"Whoops"
"Simp guy maidenless destroy a random guy with an harem and makes him maidenless" could be accurate but such a bad title for the video
This one was pain to watch
very cool
Bruh.
What song is that at the end of the video?
it's from JoJo's I think
@@crusaderACR awesome. I see there are many versions of it. Any chance you know which one?
@@dune2themaker Jojo Giorno theme
Music at the end?
what text to speech engine do you use?
Promoting to rook was SO FCKIN DIRTY oh my god
100 rated Chess, but you must win exactly at 100 moves in total for both sides. Not more, not less.
Maidenless, but depends on language. In mine, rook is she :P Btw black has played too bad to enjoy this
What is the outro from?
Ur very better then your. V I E W E R S
When a pawn gets promoted to a queen he changes gender. When it gets promoted to a rook he builds a house.
So if edward and 2 other pawns promote to different things, edward can live happily with his wife named david in a castle
Whoops
chess, but you're a 100 rated. you have to blunder each piece at least once and have to use your queen for checkmate.