Actually it would have been much funnier if you simply had a 30 second long video featuring only the first game you played with him when you beat him on move 1, after an introduction of him being the highest rated viewer you had played against and showing the starting position.
usually he is so strict with the definitions but in this series he never acknowledges how this is clearly an extremely unbalanced position against him ^^
I love that he mentioned that the opponent could blunder mate in 1 right at the start, hoping for it, knowing that he won't since it's game 2, and we just haven't found that out yet!
Well, the voice is added after the recording, so he knows the outcome. And it is still totally unpredictable if the opponent will do the good or stupid move.
100 Rated chess but your king is a polygamist and you can't win unless you have at least 2 queens. It doesn't matter if you lose a queen as long as you have at least 2 when you win.
@@nehankaranch2149 it wouldn't be very easy if the opponent had a rook or queen by the endgame, however knowing that they'd be ~100 that's pretty unlikely
Well....at least we know, "I'm better than my viewers" and "I'm better than my viewers but this guy and only this guy is equal to me" are two different things.
Simp plays: M10 for black Black plays: M16 Simp plays: M9 Black plays: M15 Simp plays: M8 Black plays: M14 I guess you really wanted to demonstrate that M10 line, even if black couldn't find it?
Chess but you tell your proponent that if they guess the rule you’re imposing on yourself, they win. They guess once after each move you make, to keep things fair and to prevent brute forcing.
While playing a couple of games of hordes of pawns with friends it occurred to me to call him an army of simps. So I would call herd of horses vs horde (army) of simps trying to become maidens.
This guy is attracting the attention of chess players from all over the world in order to beat him and show that he is no better than his viewers, and not even a 1800 could technically get him. I'm anxious to see who will have the honor to say him "I'm better than you"
He rants from 4:42 to the end on the video when he could’ve gotten a checkmate Pawn to g7 checkmate and if the pawn was about to turn into a queen the horsey could’ve blocked it
1:59 Damn that was such a nice chance for the opponent to checkmate you....by moving a4 to c3. Also,at 2:25 he could've checkmated you by moving a4 to c3. Still cant believe he missed these chances.
1:53 you actually blundered Nab4(or Ncb4) because in that case your king would be in a mating net after you take the knight and he takes back. Then nothing could really stop Nb3 mate, black can easily deal with the four advanced pawns on the kingside.( That's too obvious so it's amazing that your 1800 rated opponent didn't see that)
I feel like the condition to be better than him is winning positions of a challenge because if you can beat him with and without the advantage, and he can’t, then he doesn’t have an excuse.
I appreciate the good sportmanship but it would’ve been way funnier to set this up as your hardest opponent yet and then show him losing the first game first
Unless I'm missing something Pawn to H7 at the beginning seems like a forced mate in 3? Pawn to H7 - check, King to H7 - forced, Pawn to G6 - check, King to H6 - forced, Pawn to G8 - queen/rook, Black has free but ineffective move, Queen/rook to H8
The guy who recommended the position is a man of culture (thighs) By the way your rival will have a nightmare with those horses, that shows that how difficult it is to checkmate with only knights And you will have nightmares with your maidens
@@RoyalFusilier well, that's exactly why I'm asking. When you see the position for the first time, the first thing you should do is check the safety of both kings.
Actually it would have been much funnier if you simply had a 30 second long video featuring only the first game you played with him when you beat him on move 1, after an introduction of him being the highest rated viewer you had played against and showing the starting position.
Honestly yeah, the enemy could've at least seen the ez check right there
And then he spends the entire 3 minutes answering comments xD.
but we will call the challenger a paid actor
Maybe the opponent didn't think the guy with only pawns will be going on the offense first
@@darkira2129 Oh now, whatever will we do?
The price of being better than your viewers is being maidenless.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Very aggressive
Really? Being better than a 1800 is no maidenless material. Being better than 2400 or above you can make that argument.
No bitches?(
*Sad Megamind Face*
@@isaacharton7851 he's saying that he can't change the gender of his pawns in this video XD
usually he is so strict with the definitions but in this series he never acknowledges how this is clearly an extremely unbalanced position against him ^^
well sometimes he does point out how the starting position is like a mate in 5
Well he does acknowledge it, that's the entire reason that a draw counts as him "winning".
@@codetaku And it's why a loss causes him to consider the viewer equal to him instead of better.
Unbalaced for him? He had a mate in one from the beginning come on. This guy was a 1800 rated, not even simp is 1800
simp is more than 2000 and there is no mate in 1
dont embarrass yourself any further
I love that he mentioned that the opponent could blunder mate in 1 right at the start, hoping for it, knowing that he won't since it's game 2, and we just haven't found that out yet!
Well, the voice is added after the recording, so he knows the outcome. And it is still totally unpredictable if the opponent will do the good or stupid move.
100 Rated chess but your king is a polygamist and you can't win unless you have at least 2 queens. It doesn't matter if you lose a queen as long as you have at least 2 when you win.
thats very easy tbh
@@nehankaranch2149 it wouldn't be very easy if the opponent had a rook or queen by the endgame, however knowing that they'd be ~100 that's pretty unlikely
@@eliasalarabi6298 A 100 getting both rooks out? They'd have to move more than their queen after the first two pawns.
“Guess I’m maidenless”
-Chess Simp, 2022
Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that chess simp was a female all along and has just been playing into a role this whole time.
'Okay fine it's his turn.' Just hilarious.
Well....at least we know, "I'm better than my viewers" and "I'm better than my viewers but this guy and only this guy is equal to me" are two different things.
Simp plays: M10 for black
Black plays: M16
Simp plays: M9
Black plays: M15
Simp plays: M8
Black plays: M14
I guess you really wanted to demonstrate that M10 line, even if black couldn't find it?
And the opponent really just wanted that M16, because the M10 was too easy.
4:54 “What a twist!”
I always love when these videos end with a huge twist followed by the abrupt end
It kinda fits with the Jojo music too.
Sensational episode, one of the best so far. Keep up the amazing work Simp.
Viever: Oh I made a huge mistake, can You forget me?
Simp: OK
Viever: *Wons next game*
Simp: Remeber that time when you losed?
Lost*
*~Wons~* Wins*
Chess but you tell your proponent that if they guess the rule you’re imposing on yourself, they win. They guess once after each move you make, to keep things fair and to prevent brute forcing.
good luck finding a 100-level who will do that
The Plot Twist!
If Simp decides that this game is a draw, Simp has a total of 6 wins, 3 draws, 2 losses
"I'm better than my viewers... on average"
So he's better than his viewers
Normally from very disadvantaged positions, so he's better.
@@shadowx3benz117 Now after 15 rounds, he has 8 wins, 5 draws and 2 losses
@@nguyennhoangnam28 i'd rather have 5 draws than 5 losses on 15 rounds
Not sure how you expected to acquire maidens with simp in your name tho...
While playing a couple of games of hordes of pawns with friends it occurred to me to call him an army of simps.
So I would call herd of horses vs horde (army) of simps trying to become maidens.
"At this point I realized that he is very close to getting a woman and since I don't have one, I cannot allow him to get one"
i just started playing chess and i want you to know that everything you do is basically witchcraft to me
Simp: says he couldn't make a video showing a 1800 blundering mate in 1
Simp: proceeds to show it anyway. Chad
I guess a draw isn't bad too
You also won faster, you are clearly better
And also he is in a very bad position.
"I'm better than my viewers but people who comment 'first' are clearly better"
lol
this episode of im better than my viewers brought to you by m night shyamalan
This guy is attracting the attention of chess players from all over the world in order to beat him and show that he is no better than his viewers, and not even a 1800 could technically get him. I'm anxious to see who will have the honor to say him "I'm better than you"
"I couldn't feature an 1800 blundering a checkmate in one move as the whole video"
Oh but you could.
I love how humble he is in general.
Alright this one earned my sub. You made me laugh for a couple minutes :)
Well, looks like the first game is the fastest game that Simp has won
See now you HAVE to play a third match with them 😂
I'm 2300 and I challenged him on Discord, but he didn't accept my challenge☹️
Simp be like "I might be lose ,BUT!!"
Chess but you can only take pieces with they color counterpart (at the exception of kings and queens that can take or be taken any piece)
Love your videos, but TBH, the outro is 69% of the reason why I watch you
holy fuck the plot twist
For some reason I was pretty sure that simp himself is lower than 1800
probably not, idk though since i think he beat a 1800 in an 'im better than my viewers' episode
He's still better than his viewers
At 4:13 the has one more move that to cut the pawn infront of it
3:03 yoo congrats his Kong went D-1
nice save.
still better than us viewers
He rants from 4:42 to the end on the video when he could’ve gotten a checkmate
Pawn to g7 checkmate and if the pawn was about to turn into a queen the horsey could’ve blocked it
He loses his h7 pawn no matter what - he's just screwed here
@@jordanb722 if he got his h7 pawn taken then he could counter with his other one
chess but every piece and pawn can only take a piece or pawn of their same type
a pawn can only take other pawns a rook can only take a rook etc.
1:59 Damn that was such a nice chance for the opponent to checkmate you....by moving a4 to c3.
Also,at 2:25 he could've checkmated you by moving a4 to c3.
Still cant believe he missed these chances.
Plot twist of the century
Um bet-tuh ven ma vuwe~s
A game of Hungry Hungry Horsies
That little easter egg "does he". good foreshadowing
Grandmasters always say you should take outside of the center in the endgame because then the opponent's king gets further distracted by your pawns.
10,000 iq video says he loses "BUT WAIT, THIS IS ROUND 2" 🤣
at 1:53 either knight to b4 for black defends the a2 pawn and leads to a quick mate .
indeed. nice
ChessSimp: I'm better than my viewers....... Except for this guy.
thats a lot of hikarus
I got a hard challange:
You turn from atheism to chirstianity.
You first blunder your 2bishops then you must promote to 4 bishops
How about promote to two instead? That's too hard to do!
I'm not so high and mighty to think that I'm at all better than funny chess tts man
How does your text to speech have so much sass
the end had a easy checkmate with the pawn to check the king protected by another pawn
4:57 hold up can't you still check with the pawn- oh wait nvm
This was very fair of you! Good game! 👍
Unfortunately for you my friend, you are maidenless.
1:53 you actually blundered Nab4(or Ncb4) because in that case your king would be in a mating net after you take the knight and he takes back. Then nothing could really stop Nb3 mate, black can easily deal with the four advanced pawns on the kingside.( That's too obvious so it's amazing that your 1800 rated opponent didn't see that)
This is incredible
Why is the robot voice so funny.
Should've just taken the 5 seconds clip of him blundering a checkmate in 1 and call it a day
I feel like the condition to be better than him is winning positions of a challenge because if you can beat him with and without the advantage, and he can’t, then he doesn’t have an excuse.
I appreciate the good sportmanship but it would’ve been way funnier to set this up as your hardest opponent yet and then show him losing the first game first
"I guess I'm maidenless" lmaooooo
I wish the video was 20 seconds long and have it be hilarious.
What a plot twist
Simp would make a great polition with them explinations
Chess, but none of your pieces (not pawns) can capture, check or checkmate.
What a twist though.
This dude is the Rav of chess
4:36 pawn g7 checkmate in 1
update: realized king h7
Great video
The “Aaaahaaaa” is so funny every time
Now that was a quality plot twist right there
Hey! Edward has a sibling now!
Actually u could've got a queen if u move the pawn g6 pawn and he would also get mated
Imagine Hikaru is your viewer
Unless I'm missing something Pawn to H7 at the beginning seems like a forced mate in 3? Pawn to H7 - check, King to H7 - forced, Pawn to G6 - check, King to H6 - forced, Pawn to G8 - queen/rook, Black has free but ineffective move, Queen/rook to H8
Chess, but you can only attack diagonally
What u mean I’m blundering a horsey
4:37 wasnt that a checkmate...nevermind, but it could have been a free queen
Drunk 1800 vibes
Chess but only Knights can capture.
1:14 *rock sounds*
Chess, but you can’t make a brilliant or best move, except checkmate moves
I’m actually very sad that nobody got a Queen
Why the fuck does this look like a challenge map from Advance Wars
Maidenless is much more chess than the alternative
The guy who recommended the position is a man of culture (thighs)
By the way your rival will have a nightmare with those horses, that shows that how difficult it is to checkmate with only knights
And you will have nightmares with your maidens
*knightmares
Oh yeah, that's me lol I'm that cultured man, thanks 🌚
2:38 black missed checkmate bruh 😐
“I will have a wife” 1:15 LOL
How the f 1800 does blunder mate in 1?
You’ve done it before
To be fair, this ain't exactly a theory opening.
@@RoyalFusilier well, that's exactly why I'm asking. When you see the position for the first time, the first thing you should do is check the safety of both kings.
2:23 kc3 then pawn takes knight then the other knight takes the pawn checkmate
omg thanks been in this exact situation now I know how to solve it
plot twist of the century
Bruh instead of resignation at 4:36 you could have moved pawn from g6 to g7 then g8 queen and check him
I kept scrolling to see if I was the only one who caught this. Isn’t that mate? How did he miss that?
@@PomboCinza777 ah good point
Nice eld ring reference
4:38 I think you could’ve moved g6 for checkmate
then king takes h7 pawn
Good game