I like that the fourth emperor is called Cyrus the fourth, implying they are all named Cyrus. Also: "I can't understand anything. Everything should be clear." is the warcry of anyone starting to get into 40k.
The Dark Eldar are plastic surgeons who spent the last 100k years practicing surgery, and being on 4chan 50%/50% of their time. Commoragh is just a site on the darkwebway.
"I couldn't take off her big shoes! They pound you!" Honestly, combined with "We are bullies, I love you wife, I want revenge", Google Translate is scarily accurate in bringing out the Sororitas stereotypes.
@2:43 The Sisters of Battle part is, by some Emperor-Ordained miracle, fairly close to how the average Imperial noble would try to describe them to party guests.
Imperium: oppressed Pepsi employees Orks: live show plastic surgeons Chaos: space sailors secretly working with the US government Space Marines: anti-environmental action superheroes supported by goblins Tau: oriental culinary mantras Necron: television-hating boomers Eldar: even more riddles Dark Eldar: Internet-hating South American natives Sisters of Battle: Slaaneshi cultists
These are that special kind of stupid humor that brightens my day each time they appear in my video feed. Thanks for making these. I'll shut up now, everyone is tired of the excitement.
This was surprisingly coherent and easy to follow, glad you translated this for us... fans? Hostages? Someone please help ive been stuck watching the nonsense you lads put out for over 10 years now
How much the galaxy has fallen since the European Union wars. All participants now reduced to fighting over military assets of belgian national football teams.
"Everyone is working hard make the Pepsi cola movement." After 40,000 years, the cola wars between coka cola and pepsi cola still hasn't ended. That means the war was raging on during the unification wars, during the great crusade ,during the horus heresy , during the arrival of the tyranids ,during the war of the beast, the fall of Cadia and of course the plague wars following guilliman's revival.
From the day I met her I knew I could never take out her big shoes. It explains the fact she is wearing gigantic balls and chains atached to her foot wear, never again shall a Sororitas shoes be removed!
Soft feet, imperialism, a country developing hundreds of years, Prague - I was almost convinced this was about some Habsburg-leaning stuff but I quickly got off-balance. Also, I think he made a chuckle at the "Pepsi-Cola movement". But nevertheless: I DEMAND A DARKTIDE EPISODE OF THIS!!!
It protects the government, harms the people, reduces the fear of severe mastitis and balances pasta? Okay, I definitely won't put those loaves on the floor.
This feels like Choas propaganda, and somewhere, the Emperors TTS device is screaming. When the Universe called out for more Waffles, we were given Eliphas
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"Works a thousand days a week."
Most worker friendly schedule in 40k.
They felt particularly clement when they arranged the work schedule.
Probaly possible with planets that spin very slowly
The catch here is the worker will always have a substantial amount of "worktime debt" that they must fulfill for always behind the schedule.
nah man this is literally the average work schedule of those poor amazon prime employees
"South American Elders have stolen the internet"
Here in Brazil we just call them politicians.
But there's a weapon able to defeat them, called VPN
The Blood Ravens fighting on the side of Coca-Cola.
Imperial guard fighting on the side of Pepsi-Cola.
The plot for this setting thickens
The Blood Ravens also use trusted goblins to avoid contraceptive problems, don't forget this.
I swear, this is the most goddamn hilarious coincidence ever.
They are indeed fighting for the legal name Coca-Cola
isn't this just a lovely normal day for cola production competition?
so the game is actually an overcomplicated war to get a carbonated drink contract.
"South american elders have stolen the internet"
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING MY SIDES
IT IS A GOOD PAIN
ah yes elon musk doing so terrible that twitter gets banned in brazil
“They pound you. They are not afraid of death and want to explore it.”
Kinky.
I like that the fourth emperor is called Cyrus the fourth, implying they are all named Cyrus.
Also: "I can't understand anything. Everything should be clear." is the warcry of anyone starting to get into 40k.
They're all voiced by Steve Blum.
That is no lie!
they all hate boreale
The Dark Eldar would absolutely steal the internet if they could.
Man, this one was wild.
Least worst thing they've done
I knew drukhari is a peruvians.
I wonder if the Drukari will be horrified once they see the dark side of the Internet. And if it will be hostile.
@@AntiKira20 nah they would LOVE it
The Dark Eldar are plastic surgeons who spent the last 100k years practicing surgery, and being on 4chan 50%/50% of their time. Commoragh is just a site on the darkwebway.
The funny thing is I was laughing hard around the time be for he said "SHUT UP!" the timing was too perfect.
Same! 🤣
"I couldn't take off her big shoes! They pound you!"
Honestly, combined with "We are bullies, I love you wife, I want revenge", Google Translate is scarily accurate in bringing out the Sororitas stereotypes.
"Who cares that my feet are soft and firm, this is just imperialism"
-Queen Victoria of england
Kinky
Trusted goblins giving out contraceptive advice and the old man beating the raw are too memorable of quotes
"Safely avoid contraceptive problems with the help of trusted goblins."
Dang it guys, you missed the s in _slay_ again, didn't you?
They didn't miss an ''s though!
Sisters of battle:
They pound you and want to explore death.
Kinky.
"Who cares that my feet are soft and firm."
Prague, on a speedrun to invoke all of Slaanesh's most ardent foot fetishists.
Oh yeah, our favorite bird:
*The DEER*
Shut up!
Eliphas:
-OPEN GOOGLE
Titus:
-GOOGLE GET BACK
@2:43
The Sisters of Battle part is, by some Emperor-Ordained miracle, fairly close to how the average Imperial noble would try to describe them to party guests.
Eliphas Open the portal we need to secure the coke bar planet first before the fourth emperor lap dogs get it first!
This must be the lore for those legally-distinct non-GW 3D-printed minis.
I don't know why "Thailand is the third largest city in Thailand and is now my favourite wife" got to me so hard.
Given that the narrators name is prauge, I guess cities are marrying each other now
Imperium: oppressed Pepsi employees
Orks: live show plastic surgeons
Chaos: space sailors secretly working with the US government
Space Marines: anti-environmental action superheroes supported by goblins
Tau: oriental culinary mantras
Necron: television-hating boomers
Eldar: even more riddles
Dark Eldar: Internet-hating South American natives
Sisters of Battle: Slaaneshi cultists
No, the dark Eldar are the ones who stole the internet.
LMAO
forgot about the orks and fixed the dark eldar summary, thx
@@loreseer9553 Great show!
lol epic summary
In the far future, planets no longer have names. Instead they are named after mighty corporations that have landed first.
"... and decided to safely avoid contraceptive problems with the help of trusted goblins." ... Why Blood Ravens? WHY?!
You can blame Boreale on this one
Holy shit, the Dark Age of Technology was crazy indeed....
Nick Crabbe III is the man, we could all stand to learn from his example.
I just want to say, I am happy you have continued to make these.
"They are not afraid of death and want to explorer it" hits hard, and I might use it unironically.
0:23 You can hear lad almost lost it at "government". :p
Meanwhile, in the shadow of a former monk, South American eldars have stolen the internet.
I was shocked to learn this!
"Fish is used for eating and other purposes" is such an accurate statement and I fear to imagine what the other purposes might be.
FISH JENGA
Guys, how many times do I have to repeat? The bread is not laid on the ground, therefore, DO NOT PUT THESE LOAVES ON THE FLOOR!!!
These are that special kind of stupid humor that brightens my day each time they appear in my video feed. Thanks for making these.
I'll shut up now, everyone is tired of the excitement.
This was surprisingly coherent and easy to follow, glad you translated this for us... fans? Hostages? Someone please help ive been stuck watching the nonsense you lads put out for over 10 years now
2:57 When a Blood Raven sees a woman on the battlefield.
So they're incels?
Holy shit I just had an idea of what you should google translate next, the mechanicus "from the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh" trailer
Karl's sweat voice is a blesing from Nurgle himself.
How much the galaxy has fallen since the European Union wars. All participants now reduced to fighting over military assets of belgian national football teams.
lol, commander Boreal roaring like a lamb at 1:29
"Thailand is the third largest city in Thailand"
the dark eldar part broke me
❌Space Marines
✅Sailors of the Universe
✅Sea Superheroes
"Everyone is working hard make the Pepsi cola movement."
After 40,000 years, the cola wars between coka cola and pepsi cola still hasn't ended.
That means the war was raging on during the unification wars, during the great crusade ,during the horus heresy , during the arrival of the tyranids ,during the war of the beast, the fall of Cadia and of course the plague wars following guilliman's revival.
I imagine that coca-cola and pepsi are behind the scene manipulating even the chaos gods in their war.
"Nei-hippy hot and hot world"
I fully agree.
Fish is used for eating and other purposes.
Karl’s delivery just makes it so much more funny.
Surprisly, SoB part make sense
Bro instantly started talking about sororitas feet
Wouldn't be surprised if there are slaaneshi sisters with d!#ks
Sisters of Battle on their mission to rescue the Belgian government
no wonder guilliman can't get his legs from poland when Prague is having such problems
drukari would steal the internet, the bastards
I really wanted to visit the Coke bar planet sounds great there.
Only one person can get the coke bar planet
this is canon to the kronus campaign 10/10 would play it again
The Belgian football team needs freeing, but what about other waffles like Eliphas?
Boreale got drunk again…
Google translated by the warp itself you mean
Wow that sounded truely apocalyptic
Damn those pesky South American Elders and there internet shenanigans
As thai person, Thailand is indeed the third largest city in our country.
Karl bless
The dark eldar have stolen the internet
Pepsi-Cola strikes back!
The first 30 second have a Lot of sense.
This sounds even more ridiculous and deranged than usual due to the voice used.
that was profound
This is the most bonkers one yet....
Keep up the good job!
2:57 describes the current rules and organisation of 40k perfectly
Warpacholic Workaholic, 1000 days a week is overkill. Must be German.
These translations are just about too much!
Do us all a favour and give the Battlefleet Gothic trailers the same treatment :D
Really really love these
So that is why the dark eldar are so edgy, huh...
necron is the great enemy of simps. "destroys the television"
I was with you right up until Space Marines used grots for "contraceptive problems".
Feet?
Doge Vandire reference?
From the day I met her I knew I could never take out her big shoes.
It explains the fact she is wearing gigantic balls and chains atached to her foot wear, never again shall a Sororitas shoes be removed!
Soft feet, imperialism, a country developing hundreds of years, Prague - I was almost convinced this was about some Habsburg-leaning stuff but I quickly got off-balance.
Also, I think he made a chuckle at the "Pepsi-Cola movement".
But nevertheless: I DEMAND A DARKTIDE EPISODE OF THIS!!!
FOR THE PEPSI-COLA MOVEMENT!
"Contraceptive Problems" lol
I can't understand anything.... *EVERYTHING SHOULD BE CLEAR* :
99,9% of all Warhammer in a nutshell
These are always great.
It protects the government, harms the people, reduces the fear of severe mastitis and balances pasta? Okay, I definitely won't put those loaves on the floor.
This one is particulary glorious
1:52 Please tell me that doesn't include "I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish"...
"South American Elders have Stolen the Internet" Never heard a more perfect description of Drukhari
this is very funny, thank you
How can something make complete sense and be unintelligible at the same time?
I really like this series and I couldn't wait for you to make the SM2 ones...
2:57 - all women abridged
Wow he is alive
This sounds like Kill-gar from Starbarians.
Magnificent
Not the South American Elders!
This feels like Choas propaganda, and somewhere, the Emperors TTS device is screaming. When the Universe called out for more Waffles, we were given Eliphas
When will the south american elders return the internet to us? What are Thailand and the Belgium National Team doing?
as great as ever
That's good and all, but where are the tomato observers?
I mean what about a dog?
What the dog doing?
Giant Machine
2:50 the daughters of the hyena
*MEANWHILE*
Lmao
The FOURTH Emperor? What happened to Emperors 2 and 3?