"How goes the Primaris upgrades today, chief apothecary?" "Well Marneus, most went smoothly but Brother (REDACTED) had some issues." "Like?" "He regained attraction, but only towards men, which he dislikes. Also his bladder exploded."
@KingLich451 I'm talking the sisters of battle They worship astartes as angels And how do u explain women who worship god/gods instead of goddesses if women don't do that not all women are radical feminists
@@austinwhite3132 They're from like 1rst or second edition. Homework is Prism. Named after Greenpeace boat. Original editions were far more satirical and jokey than now, one of the first inquisitors was named Obiwan Sherlock Closseau. It wasn't really until the late 90s that 40k began to get really serious.
@@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462 I looked them up there’s almost nothing about them from what is there , they’re just a barely known “successor chapter” of the ultras
what I want an answer on is if Fungus Cobb is merely a wine influencer who promotes "A Strange Murder" or if he's got a private vineyard staffed by viniter servitors
Hey you! Consider voicing the perspective of the fish that was taken out of the water and shown the eclipse after a person put their protective glasses on it, please...
Looking forward to the second episode of Bad Irish Caesar. Hopefully it will be more faithful to its source material than whatever on the ever-loving St. Patrick the first episode was.
"it costs 50 billion imperial thrones to armour one space marine per combat engagement." "well at least your getting a lot out of that one space marine right?" - sadly looks away thinking about all the generic space marines who have immediately died on missions to make a named character look more impressive -
“I have strong opinions about human hair. This is a defect” a bald man would say that.
Astartes Pattern-Baldness
"I sheath my foreskin around my body" ~ some big bird of 1999
Boreale!
"How goes the Primaris upgrades today, chief apothecary?"
"Well Marneus, most went smoothly but Brother (REDACTED) had some issues."
"Like?"
"He regained attraction, but only towards men, which he dislikes. Also his bladder exploded."
"and he wrapped his foreskin around his body as well"
I will never look at the black carapace the same way ever again.
"I sheath my foreskin around my body" ~ some big bird of 1999
“Don’t worry, girls! We are just joking.”
Adeptus Sororitas: You really think that’s a legitimate excuse?!
What did he say to anger them?
Don't they worship the astartes?
@@OllyatlasWomen worshipping men? hell no
@KingLich451 I'm talking the sisters of battle
They worship astartes as angels
And how do u explain women who worship god/gods instead of goddesses if women don't do that
not all women are radical feminists
@@Ollyatlasyou stupid or what sister consider Marines as mutants and wants to kill them but can't cuz imperium
@@Ollyatlas No , Sororitas actually see Astartes as mutants , they are that insane
what the fuck did this man do in 1999
Schlatt
He did a horse
Everyone.
He came out of the closet to bigoted friends. He did say he was gay right after.
Rites of War came out back then
“It’s getting thick at the back. I won’t say why.”
Is bro not disclosing if he got a surgical ass lift?
one of the lesser known space marine implants
@@alisonpurgatory85 except that implant only applies to the emperors children
Bad Irish Caesar sounds like a euphemism for Ultramar.
Guilliman is irish?
@@Ollyatlas Literally an irish name, plus MACragge does not get any more scottish.
Wow! Never knew my whole body could hate a sentence as much as that “foreskin with teeth and gums” line made it. Thanks Google!
For undisclosed reasons, the Rainbow Warriors have a 100% Primaris conversion success rate.
Ya sure and there totally cannon
@@austinwhite3132 They're from like 1rst or second edition. Homework is Prism. Named after Greenpeace boat. Original editions were far more satirical and jokey than now, one of the first inquisitors was named Obiwan Sherlock Closseau. It wasn't really until the late 90s that 40k began to get really serious.
@austinwhite3132
*Super canon*™
@@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462 I looked them up there’s almost nothing about them from what is there , they’re just a barely known “successor chapter” of the ultras
`My Bladder just exploded`
CLEANUP ON ISLE 7
Not to worry, they have a fluid recovery system
An entire isle? Damn his back teeth must have been swimming
2:56 Is that the sound of exploding bladder?
Did not expect *THAT* explanation for the black carapace.
I W R A P M Y F O R E S K I N A R O U N D M Y B O D Y
Brother US Owl, you're supposed to go to the bathroom before you put on your armor!
Its Pilot Joe, First Class!
"But I´m gay" said the Lion in The Rock nightclub once
I WRAP MY FORESKIN AROUND MY BODY
Followed by "this includes teeth and gums" ... are we sure this isn't a Slaaneshi Chaos Marine?
@@drewrussell8531foreskinshadowing
Emperor's Children be like.
Including teeth and gums😭😭😭😭
Skinless Iron warrior moment
Eliphas I really appreciate you continuing this "series".
"I have strong opinions about human hair...IT IS A *D E F E C T* "
Kinda amazed how Fungus Cobb gets a mention in most of these, truly one of the chapter masters.
th-cam.com/video/-t8-nWDF9-o/w-d-xo.html
what I want an answer on is if Fungus Cobb is merely a wine influencer who promotes "A Strange Murder" or if he's got a private vineyard staffed by viniter servitors
Get this man a new bladder!
Luckily, the Emperor gave him two.
Ultra bladder
I AM THE MALE INJECTOR - Some Ultrasmurf
GLORY BE TO SPACE KIIIING!!!
"MY BLADDER HAS EXPLODED"
Holy shit, for real ginseng can do that?
Damn, I wish I knew that the last time I was coughing up a lung...
"I AM THE MALE INJECTOR"
Now we know why half of the space marines are bald
Don't you just hate putting on billion-dollar armor, only to realize you forgot to go to the bathroom.
Honey we need to get to the store and buy some ginseng RIGHT NOW!!!!
“Male injector” 💀
Just like these Slovak products.
Well he said he's gay
Right off the bat I’m in a wheezing fit
"I am gay. I am so mad..."
Damn... That space marine was me.
And the state of your bladder...?
@@len9505 *Stolen.....*
*Dark Angel moment*
Ralph Wiggum said it differently: "I'm happy and angry".
Bro is waiting for the gay wrath month
This series is great. If you ever want me to voice one of these for you, let me know.
Hello Good! Love your channel, king.
Hey you! Consider voicing the perspective of the fish that was taken out of the water and shown the eclipse after a person put their protective glasses on it, please...
2:30 Jschlatt becomes a space marine to repent for his crimes in 1999.
I think schlatt was olanius persson
0:54-1:00 well now i'm scarred for life
2:24 - Ah yes, gaining consciousness at 4.
2:53
0:54 NAAAH BRRUUHHHHH
That one slaaneshi marine that hyperfocuses on what he does in the bedroom
Looking forward to the second episode of Bad Irish Caesar. Hopefully it will be more faithful to its source material than whatever on the ever-loving St. Patrick the first episode was.
Titus' theme will always be one of the best 40K soundtracks
Pilot Joe is such an underated character in 40k lore.
perhaps its actually Guardsman Joe *insert Alex Jones-Guardsman Joe shorts*
"i cant wait to regret every action i took in 1999"
Rogal Dorn could have used some ginseng.
2:47
*BUT I'M GAY. I'M SO MAD*
me too bro, me too.
Now I understand why GW says nothing about space marine peepees.
"It's getting thick at the back. I will not say why."
Don't worry, we understand. Them Sanguinala extra pounds are stoic opponents.
2:26 Jschlatt is that you ?
oh dear lord... Black carapace is a what?!
«But I'm gay» - I knew something was wrong with Primaris Marines
“For we are gay. Yay” -Gaybriel Angelos
@@tf2redpie *Angaylos
As a punishment, cawl made it so their bladder exploded if they did something gay
they were all made with Dark Angels geneseed
The messiah rose again and spoke of regret, explosions and ginseng
Ah yeas the Space marine organ known as the bladder exploduos
I thought I was prepared for the ridiculousness of this... I was not.
Bad Irish Caesar, such a good show
I'll be drinking those ginsing tea mom send me to stop Bronchospasm - whatever that is.
Coughing
You... you can't open with that...
And yet...
What's wrong with the first episode of Bad Irish Caesar?
2:24 never knew Jschlatt was a space marine
I too have strong opinions about human hair
"it costs 50 billion imperial thrones to armour one space marine per combat engagement."
"well at least your getting a lot out of that one space marine right?"
- sadly looks away thinking about all the generic space marines who have immediately died on missions to make a named character look more impressive -
2:47 Furries on any given tuesday
2:57 and his carapace was stained by a bucket of pee
This is unironically one of the best things I've ever seen
Well, Bad Irish Caesar did get bad reviews right after the first episode, why else would it be canceled after just 1 season?
Your freedom awaits, Mr. Findlay. 🤣
Your channel is like I'm still standing
Head patts
I wanna see Bad irish ceaser
apparently it really picks up in the 2nd episode
Awesome. Thank you for doing these :)
da hell happened in 1999 ?
RItes of War came out
Eliphas legion:my lord what is that?
Eliphas:Well, if you're getting personal, then I'll stop talking(sound drags and scream)SpAc MaRrrrr...
Ginseng should be much more widely used medicinally, those are some impressive effects.
Like these Slovak products.... What did he mean by this?
What do they make in slovakia?
@@Ollyatlas cats?
@@Macwylee I'd have guessed its an innuendo about his proud abilities
What that has to do with slovakia i got no clue
badly translated immortal empires announcement trailer would go hard
WHY IS IT GETTING THICK?
all that time consuming prep and dressing up for an average lifespan of 15 hours, lol...
no
@@heymay724 yes
I AM SLOVAK MAN INJECTOR
My bladder-just-exploded
cant wait for some space marine 2 spoofs
The fact this is Big D is cracking me tf up 🤣😂🤣
What the hell is a “male injector?!”
That's called a reproductive organ
You know exactly what a male injector is
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Space?
A lifesign
"But I'm gay. I'm so mad"
How to explain homophobia in 2 sentences
Well, if you ignore the rampant child abuse.
@@Ankhtowe abuse of gay kids?
PERFECTION.
2:30 jschlatt is a perpetual?
Tannhauser?
Tanny backstory. 😂 (I checked the credits, Speaker did a great job.)
So is he mad about being gay?? This is the most complicated lore i've ever seen.
What was that explanation of the black carapace
What good is Shell?
Yes, production.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek!🇭🇰🇺🇸
"I wrap my foreskin around my body'
Great
male injector！
But I’m gay
I am **so** mad
Can we just admit that StarCraft II did armouring better? Speaking of which, « It's about time » but Google Translated for when good sirs?
ROFL
So.. are the lines supposed to mean something or reference something? Or is it just a bunch of dumb shit that people think is funny?
from culture changing masterpieces like behemoth to trash like this
Wake up sleepy head.
It is glorious trash
So sad to see Eliphas fall from such depths into so deep an abyss.
God you two are some miserable bitches lmao
Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters. ~ Cato the Elder
Normally I love these google translated videos. I always laugh even on re-watching them. This one though? Didn't laugh once.
After what I heard, I won't be able to laugh anymore.
This video made me suffer more than laugh, the foreskin part especially
"I am gay, I am so mad, MY BLADDER. JUST. EXPLODED"
I could not have comprehended such words before now, I am in awe