I was so shocked when I learned that american wedding receptions didn't go on til after midnight. Here in France, midnight's the time you'd eat dessert.
Here in Peru is kinda like that. We have dinner at midnight, but there's no dessert instead we have "bocaditos" (I don't know how to call them in English)
You see, in latinoamerica that wedding is not aaaas expensive because you never have an organizer in the first place, it is your mom and aunts doing the math and calls, and half of the staff are conocidos de la familia. Also, when she was describing hora loca?? I've been to that wedding, and it was my grandparents 50th anniversary and renewal of votes lmao
Filipus Adendum Sure, prove it. We are geographically in Latin America and we speak one of the Romance languages, more derived from Latin than the others, hence Latino. Now prove why we aren’t Latinos.
Filipus Adendum Oh you are someone from the USA, where they think Latinos can’t be white and Hispanics aren’t also white, telling a Brazilian what they are hm INTERESTING Brazilians aren’t HISPANIC, Hispanics are derived from Spain (Hispania for Romans) Brazilians are LATINOS: we are in Latin America because we speak a Latin derived language - Portuguese
Filipus Adendum Oh you are someone from the USA, where they think Latinos can’t be white and Hispanics aren’t also white, telling a Brazilian what they are hm INTERESTING Brazilians aren’t HISPANIC, Hispanics are derived from Spain (Hispania for Romans) Brazilians are LATINOS: we are in Latin America because we speak a Latin derived language - Portuguese
Filipus Adendum Brazil is part of Latin America. We speak a Latin language. French Canada is also latino. Just like the Philippines has Latino roots and even parts of India and China... Haiti is also Latino. French colony. Napoleon III invented that term in the XIX century to define the French colonies in America with the Spanish and Portuguese colonies. The USA also uses that connotation to cultural identity. The term was Amérique Latine. Refute that. With solid facts and not opinions.
Filipus Adendum Cultural identity is very relative. How someone sees themselves can be very different from their reality or how others perceive them. That’s not something to be used in something you are trying to refute. That’s just opinions, it’s personal. A black person in Brazil often consider themselves “pardos” - our way of saying mixed ethnics (cause of racism that exists :/). Geography and language spaces aren’t. They are defined and built and used in definitive terms. When the term first was used, it was to define all regions of America that spoke French, Spanish and Portuguese. The term was used by the USA too but ended up being strongly about self identity after some time. But that’s not here or there. Brazilians are Latino because they speak Portuguese and are a part of Latin America. Those are definitions. How one identifies oneself than it’s more complex and relative as hell.
“I have to invite my cousins, my second cousins, my third cousins..” This is one of those moments I’m glad that my extended family hate each other’s guts.
I'm from Brazil and this is real. My aunt's wedding had 800 people, my mother called people she knew from the bus she took everyday (btw they went and gave her presents even though she didn't even gave them the invitation)
As a Brazilian Latino, it's still so relatable because in our family, whenever one decides to get married, we always invite the cousins from other states whose faces we've never seen, but because they're my grandma's oldest sister's offspring, we feel compelled to do so. Funny thing is: some of them actually make it to the wedding and it's a 13-hour bus trip from Belo Horizonte to Goiânia. :v
IKR?? When I planned my wedding, I had over 200 members of my family ... I couldn't invite them all because of money but... yeah xD big latino family jajaja
A few years ago, my sister, my mother and I made a complete graphic of all my "primos", I had 203 (and this aint it, the number is still growing). Now let's add, uncles and nephews, then friends
I'm Colombian and for my family that is pretty much just it lmao. They hate loud parties and dancing and getting drunk (which, according to second hand witnesses, is an essential). We are a 6 hour trip away from being American.
@@lauvasquez8030 Well i'm from Bogota and my family is half from Santander and half from Tolima. They were more fun before I was born, but I guess partying's simply just not their thing.
Gotcha. I'm from Bogota too, I guess my family just likes to party. It's funny because one side of my family is from a small town in Cundinamarca and they're really loud and always get drunk at parties, listening to rancheras and vallenato. The other side of my family is all from Bogota and while they like to party, they're a bit more reserved, and don't listen to rancheras o vallenato, just classic salsa and merengue at parties. Lol
Most are tame. A church wedding. A reception with dinner and dancing. May last 3 to four hours. Fun factor is how drunk are the guest during the dancing part.
@@rosabellaalvarez-calderon4586 : even that, in Europe all wedding starts at noon 12:00pm... And ends at 12pm 24hours Even some ends at 6am we go to sleep until 12:00pm noon and we go party until 6pm or 7pm (the second day is generally only for close family)
Man, I love my culture. If you have doubts, hora loca Is like having an electronic rave but with reguetton and salsa in the middle of an elegant party. It's quite insane how we manage to change the atmósfera so drastically so quickly
I’m Mexican and I had no idea it had a name. In here the wedding band just start passing along costumes and glow sticks and stuff and you know it’s time to dance your ass off
Esses brasileiros que falam isso, provavelmente nunca tiveram amigos Colombianos, Venezuelanos, Equatorianos ... Única diferença é a linguagem e alguns costumes alimentares ...
@@angelgarse Didn't you know that Julius Caesar was Colombian, Marcus Aurelius was Mexican, and all the Punic wars were between the Cuban and the Arabs? Hahahaha
Luciana Seminario yeah.... ours are life parties. Theirs are celebrations of a contract into an institution. “Marriage is a great institution!!” “Yeah, but who wants to be in an institution...?”
Parties in general. My husband is white and I realize how extra we are when we spend holidays and parties at his family's place. They are all quiet and low key for xmas while in my Puerto Rican family we have parranda, coquito, food for an army, someone singing on a microphone, dancing Like we are all crazy.
Man, looks like the Greeks and the Latinos are sooo similar after all!!! First cousins, second cousins, third cousins, cousins we've never even met.... 😂
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas yo también le digo Carnaval carioca casi siempre hay temas brasileros ahí, por ahí en otras provincias le dicen cotillón 🤔
I'm probably being super biased here as a Latina myself, but like, all the American wedding ideas sounded so boring... Like I've only gone to one myself, and man, yeah, they really don't know how to do weddings... Like, it's just such a tiny group of people and a hella short event, like how?
You also forgot the "conocidos" plus one invite. I would know, I have been that plus one MANY times, I had no idea who the bride and groom were. I have never heard a more accurate description of a latino wedding. I hosted a Mexican-British wedding reception at my house and the only non-latino thing about it was that it was 100 people instead of 400...and my house is not big! If I ever marry a white guy, I'm seriously going to need multiple weddings
I'm pretty sure that no matter what, I'm going to need multiple weddings. Too many cultures in the mix, and how do you tell any group of people that they have to go to another COUNTRY to come to your wedding, when most people in your life can't afford that life? Feels incredibly rude.
latino weddings and filipino weddings are surprisingly the same. we all invite people we haven’t met and we always assume that the party doesn’t end till the very next day lol
The 11 am thing is soooo accurate last summer I went to my cousins quince in Guadalajara and we were leaving around 3:30am and then my Tia said, y'all aren't gonna stay for the live band? They werent going to perform until basically 4:30 lol
I’m chilean, and our wedding receptions usually end at around 5ish am. Ending anything earlier than that is considered bad form xD But even that is sort of tame. My grandparents told us (grandchildren) that their wedding reception lasted for 3 whole DAYS. Livestock was specially brought in (and butchered) for the barbecue (both cows and pigs. Plural both)
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas ¡Hola! Argentinian also here. Think the "Hora Loca" is the equivalent for "Carnaval Carioca" that happen normally around 4-5 am in our parties. Most weddings i have assisted were around those numbers you said, but i have also went to the wedding of the daughter of family friends... who i didn't even knew, so there're extreme cases. The Sitting arrangement *is* a thing, still no one stops you from taking your plate, your chair and move to another table (preferible away from the kids table you get assigned because people forget you already finished university). And again, never been on a party that went up for 11 AM, but several of the 15 years parties i went kept going to 9 am, with Pizza + Coffee breakfast. You also must remember that this is a parody video where most of the stuff said is potentiated in aims to make the cultural shock funnier : )
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas ... well, then your family is quite a special case, i wrote what i have experienced thru my life on weddings and parties, and the video is not so far off these experiences, so yeah, for me the video hit close to what Argentinians do on their wedding/15 años parties. : ) I'm a Girl, btw ¡Saludos!
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas I have no idea where you're, but i have experiences these things here, in Buenos Aires and Cordoba at least by myself, and know people from other provinces that had their 15 años parties and weddings in similar styles. So i'm really clueless why you had such a different experience. (?)
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas Well, i'm clueless. But you totally need to experience a Carnaval carioca con música de Los Auténticos decadentes, espuma, cotillón y terminar la fiesta a las seis de la mañana con café con leche y pizza por desayuno ; )
En argentina le decimos "el cotillón" a la hora loca, y ahí bailamos toda esa música muerta que nuestros padres bailaban en los ochenta (por ejemplo esa que dice Gloria! )
Siempre viene en el momento en el que la gente comienza a sentirse cansada. Entonces sacan las boludeces esas como los palos de luz y eso y toda la gente se levanta y sale a bailar otra vez es EPICARDO ES MÁGICO. (Mejores que los XV no hay, la pasas re bien con gente que te agrada y bailas hasta las 6)
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas did you watch the video? They are both from different religious background. That *is* usually a problem when two people are getting married. You know...si se casaran un judío con un musúlman?😱😱 Pero en este *sketch* they don't care about the religion but they do about the band Dave Mathews. Es un grupo musical. Mira: 3:40
In Mexico you usually have something strong for the people at the after party (pozole, menudo, tacos) and of course you can go for breakfast too. The breakfast part is not a rule, but I’ve never been to a wedding party without food in the torna
Imao. A party ending at 11pm? Man, in Mexico, at that time, we’re just starting to eat our meals. Roughly, any self-respecting Mexican party ends at 4am. And that’s because the place we’re holding the party is closing. Will that stop us? No, not really. The after-party will probably continue at one of your uncle’s house. XD
Technically conocidos is more like people you know exist, sometimes you know their name and face, sometimes one or the other. Extended family isn't technically what the term conocidos is for. It kinda works, though haha. Conocidos also would literally translate to The Known. Cuz it's people you "know" or "conoces".
My husband's immediate family in Argentina is already 100 peeps. Hora loca is time to go to cotillion stores and buy all the crazy hats, glow in the dark necklaces and bracelets. And the wedding starts at 7 and ends at 2am
I thought Jewish weddings were the best... until I went to an ARGENTINE Jewish wedding! 60 of us flew down to BsAs for my brother's wedding. It was insane! Not quite "Relatos Salvjajes" crazy, but close!
@@yossarian6799 Hi Yossarian! Where are u from? I didnt go to a jewish wedding but here in Argentina all the parties finish in the morning, so I can imagine lol
ElsaLovesNailPolish Yeah, but in latino weddings you generally want to allocate more budget for food. Things like special decorations, renting tables and stuff are second. Plus, do you even Padrinos? You assign people to buy cake, food, beverages, etc for your wedding. In the future, you will have to return the favor in their wedding/event in some way. It’s about having fun and eat a lot. Not some boring ceremonial bs.
Oscar E. The way that venues charge, at least in the part of the U.S. where I live, the $50 to $100 per person IS for the food. That means that on the lower end ($50), you will be paying $10,000 in food alone if you have 200 people there. If you don't use their catering service, they charge a fee that often costs even more when combined with paying for the food separately. Some may have the money and will to invite those distant relatives. I, on the other hand, don't want to pay $50 minimum per stranger just out of some ridiculous customary obligation. Regarding padrinos: no, I have always found that extremely tacky. I am not going to have someone pay for the wedding that I want. Growing up, I was always told that if you want something, you need to work hard and get it for yourself because no one else is going to get it for you. Regarding the returning the favor later: I am the youngest in my family, meaning that no I won't be able to return the favor since everyone is already married.
ElsaLovesNailPolish Ohhh padrinos don’t have to be strictly family members. In many cases they are friends, not family (doesn’t matter if they’re married, you could always give back at their child’s graduation, wedding, etc) But I understand your point. There are cultural differences in American and Latino view regarding spending/sharing. And it’s not a customary ‘obligation’ necessarily . I’ve seen both extremes, some WANT to have a really big party (yeah, even with strangers). Others prefer a more discreet event (20-30 people max). And trust me, you can cut down those cost. Even in the US. You just have to put extra work and don’t rely on the budgets some businesses want to charge you.
yeah i think we are a little more "bland" than some other cultures but this is obviously an exaggeration to make us sound even more boring LOL still a funny video
I remember sooooooo many weddings of cousins and people that I barely knew growing up in Brazil. And then you go to a wedding here in the US and, first, it's during the day, second, it ends early, and third, it's VERY small. This video brought back MANY memories.
Omg the hora loca!!! In Argentina, we call it "carnaval Carioca" I love that there's a variety of terms for the same concept because we all do the same crazy things 😂 love it
I don't know in Venezuela, but from what I've head a wedding here in Chile can easily cost 20-30 thousand dollars. And staff here is much cheaper than they'd be in the US. Keep in mind us Chileans are widely seen in Latin America as the boring ones who are all work and no fun.
Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas Well I’m sorry to inform you that even in quince años there’s “la hora loca” (in Argentina we call it “carnaval carioca”), we are fifteen, we are not allowed to drink, and is still SO much fun, is one of the best parts, and bleed your feet is not a literal thing jaja, they don’t hurt that much bc after the first dance we all take our shoes off 😉
“The ones you call cousins bit are not your cousins” holy shit I thought that was only in Mexico lmao, my dad has two childhood friends and their sons and I say we are cousins.
That’s like, all of Latin America, think about, technically everybody is family, because you’re friends have friends who have friends who have friends who have friends, and so on until everybody is friends with the friend of somebody else who is the friend of somebody else and so we could all know each other if we were given enough time. But gringos dont really do the “cousin” thing so, LATINO AMERICA IS A GIANT FAMILY AND WE COULD OVERTHROW EVERYBODY ELSE!
At 11 you are usually finishing up your dinner in Mexico. Yes most venues need you to go at 2am, but that doesn’t mean the wedding is over you just go to the torna /after
I mean, in my 15th birthday (we don't call it quinceañera here) the last guests arrived around 10:30, just because. And we had breakfast. Because it lasted until 6:30am.
i was gonna say that this isn't true until i remembered me and my family were invited to the wedding of a cousin i didn't even knew that existed, but she knew EVERYTHING about me.
the family bible has NOTHING on keeping up with the family history like Latin cultures...my fiance is STILL telling me about people I don't even know and things about them!
0:40 One of my cousins got married years ago. Her husband told her to keep the guest list down to 200 people. This meant that she had to cut out a lot of the cousins. I was one of the cousins that she did not invite to her wedding. It seems silly and ridiculous now. But, I was deeply hurt. I actually cried. I gave her the silent treatment for over a decade. We would be in the same room, and I just pretended like she didn't exist. This made everyone uncomfortable, so I slowly distanced myself from family events. My first question to my mom would be, "Is she there?" If she was, I wouldn't go. 10+ years later, we both have suffered real pain like the loss of loved ones and personal health issues that we realized how stupid this all was and we are slowly beginning to talk again. P. S. If I ever get married, I will elope in Vegas. That way no one gets hurt, and I save a lot of money! PEACE! 🌺
This is why I didn’t have a big wedding. It would have been 400 guests for me and 10 guests for him. No idea what a place card was until my husbands family asked about them. If I had a true Puerto Rican wedding I think my in-laws would die of shock. Not to mention they would keep calling my husband el Chino and he is actually South Korean. Geez
Paulo Passr You don't have to dance like a latin pro at the crazy hour, that's the main reason is made for, you just start jumping and dancing like crazy, no choreography at all. The only choreography there is when the people get so hype that spontaneously start to do the "trencito" (little train) dance , which is nothing more than dancing grapping hips from one to another making a big queue walking and dancing around.
I guess "hora loca" en Venezuela is the "carioca" in Argentina. Either way, No podés tener un casamiento sin el cariocaaaaaaaaa. No entienden nadaaaaaaa
@@lucianavetta2233 En Buenos Aires le decimos "carnaval carioca" o "carioca", el "cotillón" le llamamos a los gorros, los silbatos, etc. No sé si en otras provincias será diferente
Hy, I'm an introverted Mexican with social anxiety. The following strategies usually work. 1. Get in a corner and talk with a small group of very close family/friends; 2. Get super drunk; 3. Stare at your smartphone; 4. All of the above.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this video is perfect, as a Brazilian i can say... it`s so true... about the wedding, I have to plan 2 parties, one after the ceremony at my city, the other one across the country for a whole part of my family who cant afford plane tickets and live in the countryside
I just need to quickly acknowledge that I didn't actually know that there was a difference. I thought all weddings/parties weren't all like Hispanic parties. I mean my quinceañera had over 300 guest and some were people/cousins/2nd cousins who I had never met
in Uruguay we call "hora loca" the "cotillón" and we play old songs that everybody knows and we do the dressing thing I just think it's the best thing ever
This, is gonna be my wedding at somepoint. God help me, and the savings. I still think about eloping Joanna, do I really need my family? Do I really? (following your advice from the answers to have the wedding or I get disowned).
I had ALL my FAM come to the courthouse. I kept my money in my pocket. I rented a room, We went to dinner and we went on a huge vaca with just US. 15yrs later. Still kickin.. Your family will still love you mucho! Don't go broke when it can end in divorce. Lol my best friend STILL payin and hers lasted 4 mts. Ouch 10,000 for a damn weddin. I cant, but to each their own. Lol
You don't. At my wedding I had all the family I needed. My husband. A grand total of 2 people and no guests. Simply perfect. (oh, by the way, total price, all included: $179. Not bad, huh?)
Depends. I want the nice wedding for myself instead of family because I know they'll always talk shit. My extended family is absolute garbage so if only my mom dad and sister come that is fine with me. His immediate and extended family can come too. Our budget is 5,000. We expect a guest total (including ourselves) of 50 or less. So do whatever YOU want and will make you happy. Anybody who truly loves you will get over themselves and support you.
Seriously in the US the party ends before midnight? At my cousin's weeding some of my uncles left pased 5 am. Nosotros no empezamos hora loca antes de una con el grupo 'e millo. No me imagino unos gringos en una fiesta latina 💛💙❤
Melissa Rodas Gutiérrez the venues close at that time, yes. It’s common for the party to continue in the hotel rooms afterwards, a neighboring bar, or house nearby.
lh9591 11 pm is crazy!!! Here in Mexico the norm is at least 2am sometimes later, but 2am is the usual. You finish the wedding at the fancy venue and go to a palapa or another place to keep it going. They usually have yummy “drunk Mexican food” there, pozole, menudo, tamales, tacos. A friend of mine is having her wedding on a Friday so she knows people will be tired so she already has a place lined up to continue it on Saturday, she rented a taco stand for that one!
My Greek-German cousin invited all the Greek 2nd and 3rd cousins to her wedding in Berlin. They did a courthouse wedding and tried really hard to push the time to as late as possible (2pm hahaha), in central Europe it's normal to do the ceremony in the morning but in Greece you get married in the afternoon, then migrate to the restaurant/party place where you eat and dance and drink until you fall. Anyway, they did a perfect mix of cultures, around 90 people, and when we left the restaurant at 6am the waiters where telling the couple how much they loved it and what a great wedding it was. Never got the concept of a wedding ending before midnight, or formal seating and all this stuff.
In Argentina we called "Carnaval Carioca" to the "Hora Loca", which actually it's an expression to the Carnaval in Brazil (since it is so festive). I totally relate to the 400 guests list with los conocidos... jajaja
¡Graciosísimo, jajaja! Creo que las diferencias culturales se reflejan muy bien en este vídeo. Sobre todo, el fuerte carácter social de los latinos. Es necesario invitar a todos los conocidos, el concepto de familia tiene un mayor peso. Sin duda, somos de otra forma y es todo un gusto ver cómo lo reflejan de manera tan humorística. Keep it up, guys!
In Latin America, a party that ends before 2 am is considered a dull affair.
yes
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Oooh si
No puedo negar eso jajaja
At 2 am is only beginning
When you mentioned the cousins that aren't really cousins but just people you call cousins. Yep, that's very VERY accurate. lol
PRIMO!
Welp, my month just got better, LMAO! PRIMA!
Tu Primo por parte de esa abuela que en realidad es la prima de yu abuela pero tu le dices abuela de todas maneras
I have a few of those
@@vicoyeyemarz6508 but you still call them primo xD
I was so shocked when I learned that american wedding receptions didn't go on til after midnight. Here in France, midnight's the time you'd eat dessert.
Because America was influenced by English and Northern European cultures; they are also boring. lol
Same. At midnight it's just starting lol. And I'm not even a big fan of partying, but come on, 11 pm?? What??
Here in Peru is kinda like that. We have dinner at midnight, but there's no dessert instead we have "bocaditos" (I don't know how to call them in English)
In Mexico, snacks at 9, dinner at 11, music at 12, cake at 1, chilaquiles at 2, 3 or 4 am, depending how late your party ends
Yes! Loke, in Brazil, 11 PM you'd be cutting the cake!
My cousin hired a Celia Cruz drag queen for her daughter's christening and that should tell you everything
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Jajajjaja jajajajjaja jajjajajajaja
That sounds like a party
NO HAY QUE LLORAAAAR QIE LA VIDA ES UN CARNAVAAAL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG... Now THAT's what I call Latin America!!
You see, in latinoamerica that wedding is not aaaas expensive because you never have an organizer in the first place, it is your mom and aunts doing the math and calls, and half of the staff are conocidos de la familia.
Also, when she was describing hora loca?? I've been to that wedding, and it was my grandparents 50th anniversary and renewal of votes lmao
And theres always primos and conocidos that bring more things for the party (alcohol)🤣🤣
@@SJOGREENANTHONY If that isn't the truthiest truth
There is also the "padrinos" and "madrinas" that pay different services of the party.
PolliitoAle True.♥️♥️
In Spain it's kind of similar tbh
Brazilian weddings are like that too!! WE LATINOS NEED TO PARTY UNTIL THE SUN RISES AND THEN A BIT MORE
Filipus Adendum Sure, prove it. We are geographically in Latin America and we speak one of the Romance languages, more derived from Latin than the others, hence Latino.
Now prove why we aren’t Latinos.
Filipus Adendum Oh you are someone from the USA, where they think Latinos can’t be white and Hispanics aren’t also white, telling a Brazilian what they are hm INTERESTING
Brazilians aren’t HISPANIC, Hispanics are derived from Spain (Hispania for Romans)
Brazilians are LATINOS: we are in Latin America because we speak a Latin derived language - Portuguese
Filipus Adendum Oh you are someone from the USA, where they think Latinos can’t be white and Hispanics aren’t also white, telling a Brazilian what they are hm INTERESTING
Brazilians aren’t HISPANIC, Hispanics are derived from Spain (Hispania for Romans)
Brazilians are LATINOS: we are in Latin America because we speak a Latin derived language - Portuguese
Filipus Adendum Brazil is part of Latin America. We speak a Latin language. French Canada is also latino. Just like the Philippines has Latino roots and even parts of India and China... Haiti is also Latino. French colony.
Napoleon III invented that term in the XIX century to define the French colonies in America with the Spanish and Portuguese colonies. The USA also uses that connotation to cultural identity.
The term was Amérique Latine.
Refute that. With solid facts and not opinions.
Filipus Adendum Cultural identity is very relative. How someone sees themselves can be very different from their reality or how others perceive them. That’s not something to be used in something you are trying to refute. That’s just opinions, it’s personal. A black person in Brazil often consider themselves “pardos” - our way of saying mixed ethnics (cause of racism that exists :/).
Geography and language spaces aren’t. They are defined and built and used in definitive terms.
When the term first was used, it was to define all regions of America that spoke French, Spanish and Portuguese. The term was used by the USA too but ended up being strongly about self identity after some time. But that’s not here or there.
Brazilians are Latino because they speak Portuguese and are a part of Latin America. Those are definitions.
How one identifies oneself than it’s more complex and relative as hell.
“I have to invite my cousins, my second cousins, my third cousins..” This is one of those moments I’m glad that my extended family hate each other’s guts.
OMG you are so lucky xD
My extended family hates my guts, so it’s gonna be an only-friends event, thank god
My extended family hates each other's guts and they still all show up to every party. It makes for better fights and arguments than a UFC fight. 😂
I can relate, lol! 😂😂
This is a moment where I'm not cause how can I have a big wedding if my xtended families hate each other's guts plus my marital partner's family.
"whats a conocido?"
"A conocido is a person you know exists...but dont care about."
lmfaaaaooo!!! too accurate
Rtt
Yeah
Literally lmao. Same as an acquaintance though, unless I’m not understanding what acquataince is for
@@e443productions9 the literal translation of conocido Is aquaintance
"a person who you only remember exists when you need a favor"
I'm from Brazil and this is real. My aunt's wedding had 800 people, my mother called people she knew from the bus she took everyday (btw they went and gave her presents even though she didn't even gave them the invitation)
Lol
O meu teve 100 pessoas e a familia ficou emburrada comigo por uns 5 anos hauhauha
Eu tava só procurando a resposta de um brasileiro aqui, obrigada!
Minha mãe não tinha dinheiro pra festa, so pra cerimônia e de ultima hora eles decidiram fazer um churrasco na minha vó e conseguiram 300 pessoas
Kkk o meu casamento foi intimista, chamamos só a parte mais chegada da família e alguns poucos amigos selecionados a dedo. 300 pessoas kkkk
"...my cousins from Peru."
"I've never even met your cousins from Peru."
"Yeah...No, me neither."
LOL!!!
I felt that in my soul JAJA
That's so accurate. LOL
As a Brazilian Latino, it's still so relatable because in our family, whenever one decides to get married, we always invite the cousins from other states whose faces we've never seen, but because they're my grandma's oldest sister's offspring, we feel compelled to do so. Funny thing is: some of them actually make it to the wedding and it's a 13-hour bus trip from Belo Horizonte to Goiânia. :v
When she said "Peru" I said, OMG my country...
@@thevosk15 me 2 jajajaja
40 guesses? Literally I have more than 40 cousins
IKR?? When I planned my wedding, I had over 200 members of my family ... I couldn't invite them all because of money but... yeah xD big latino family jajaja
I do have like 100.... Lol
My dad has 40 cousins...
A few years ago, my sister, my mother and I made a complete graphic of all my "primos", I had 203 (and this aint it, the number is still growing). Now let's add, uncles and nephews, then friends
40 only covers my grandmother's generation. With each step down the family tree, the number of relatives multiplies by 6.
What do they actually do in American weddings? Sit and talk?
I'm Colombian and for my family that is pretty much just it lmao. They hate loud parties and dancing and getting drunk (which, according to second hand witnesses, is an essential). We are a 6 hour trip away from being American.
Wow what part of Colombia are you from? This is unheard of for me and I'm Colombian (and no, I'm not costeña)
@@lauvasquez8030 Well i'm from Bogota and my family is half from Santander and half from Tolima. They were more fun before I was born, but I guess partying's simply just not their thing.
Gotcha. I'm from Bogota too, I guess my family just likes to party. It's funny because one side of my family is from a small town in Cundinamarca and they're really loud and always get drunk at parties, listening to rancheras and vallenato. The other side of my family is all from Bogota and while they like to party, they're a bit more reserved, and don't listen to rancheras o vallenato, just classic salsa and merengue at parties. Lol
Most are tame. A church wedding. A reception with dinner and dancing. May last 3 to four hours. Fun factor is how drunk are the guest during the dancing part.
Eleven? You are paying for a place and you have to end the party at eleven? Are you guys insane?
There is one way the party ends at 11. Because it was a midday wedding and you started the party at 3pm
@@rosabellaalvarez-calderon4586 : even that, in Europe all wedding starts at noon 12:00pm...
And ends at 12pm 24hours
Even some ends at 6am we go to sleep until 12:00pm noon and we go party until 6pm or 7pm
(the second day is generally only for close family)
My cousin got married in February and the venue closed at ten... it was awful.
Insanely boring 😂
Ooossso, menina
Man, I love my culture. If you have doubts, hora loca Is like having an electronic rave but with reguetton and salsa in the middle of an elegant party. It's quite insane how we manage to change the atmósfera so drastically so quickly
you described it perfectly
It is the best from the party!!! Everything gets messed up so fast hahaha
They don't have that in other cultures?!!!!!! Hora loca is my favorite. Long dresses hasta el pisoooooooo!
I was confused at first, but then she mentioned the plastic glasses and I was like “Ohhhh, you mean that!”
And the haatssss y los pitos y los cositos que se enrollan y desenrollan cuando los soplas!:D
When you are Latina you’re slow dance is Tiempo de Bals
Correcto
That's correct
That’s the classic Quinceañera song in Puerto Rico
@@she-hulkSMASHES Also in Mexico
And it's usually the Chayanne version ✌️
4:47 "We got dance battle, that slowly escalates into violence" XD XD XD
jajaja we had that at my wedding jajaa so cool
there's no wedding without drunk, violent guests
Accurate
@@luciaferraris24 They're usually your uncles.
Maybe there's Daddy Yankee, maybe there's Yankee Daddy THE DRAG QUEEN VERSION OF DADDY YANKEE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hahahah that was hilarious!!! DY...YD 🤣
Haha
Yankee daddy probably doesnt exist
Ok I’m not the only one that found that super hilarious😂😂
Described the Hora Loca perfectly.
RIGHT!?!??!
That sounded wild!!!! I love it.
I’m Mexican and I had no idea it had a name. In here the wedding band just start passing along costumes and glow sticks and stuff and you know it’s time to dance your ass off
On the parties I went to, we call it Carnaval, when the Comparsa comes everyone goes crazy
That's not xactly how the Peruvian hora loca goes, we have tequeños made of fried wantons dipped in green spicy sauce in Peru in general.
And some Brazilians say we're not latinos...
Gurl, please.
Simmm, as mesmas tradições e ainda querem negar, apenas melhorem
We are latinos and I love it 🥰
Exatamente kkkkkkkk
a única diferença é que não falamos espanhol, mas de resto somos muito parecidos
Lol you guys are also Latinos. The only difference is the language.
Esses brasileiros que falam isso, provavelmente nunca tiveram amigos Colombianos, Venezuelanos, Equatorianos ... Única diferença é a linguagem e alguns costumes alimentares ...
I'm romanian, last year my uncle got married, the whole steet was full of people, I discovered I have some italian cousins too
Make sense, you guys also have Latin blood 😊
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@@brendagarcia3193 pues cuando un español dice que en Europa también hay latinos solo se responde con insultos xd
@@angelgarse Didn't you know that Julius Caesar was Colombian, Marcus Aurelius was Mexican, and all the Punic wars were between the Cuban and the Arabs? Hahahaha
First dance: Daddy Yankee ft. Bon Iver remix
How about Don Omar ft. The Band Perry?
A. Engelhardt lol
A. Engelhardt more like: los adolescentes, me enamoré de ti vs total eclipse of the heart
@@alejandrajorge2338 that sounds oddly great
Lol..true
I never realized how weird Latino weddings are for Americans 😂😂
Yeah I forgot in a while.
Yeah, like EVERY fucking occasion gives you people a reason to act a fool...😂😒 Verdad? 🤔
Luciana Seminario yeah.... ours are life parties.
Theirs are celebrations of a contract into an institution.
“Marriage is a great institution!!”
“Yeah, but who wants to be in an institution...?”
Excuse me not "weird" but unique, creative, and lively.
Parties in general. My husband is white and I realize how extra we are when we spend holidays and parties at his family's place. They are all quiet and low key for xmas while in my Puerto Rican family we have parranda, coquito, food for an army, someone singing on a microphone, dancing Like we are all crazy.
I feel bad for Gringos. They dont know a good party even if you hand it to them. Lol!
Because we were influenced by English and Northern European culture; they are also boring. lol
@@thekingofmoney2000 eso es triste :'(
Jajajajjajajja total
Truth!!😂 White friends have learned to drink energy drinks to last
Me too... 🥺 place cards?!! Why?
Man, looks like the Greeks and the Latinos are sooo similar after all!!!
First cousins, second cousins, third cousins, cousins we've never even met.... 😂
I wonder how would a greek-latino wedding would be like
@@she-hulkSMASHES That would be a wedding the size of a small country😂
In Spain it's pretty much the same as well
@@she-hulkSMASHES the best!!!
@PJPF so? I’m Latina from Colombia and my bf is Serbian, basically Balkans are the Latin America of Europe duuuuh 💅🏻✨
This is so accurate. In Brazil its the same thing. A party ending at 11pm is like: why did u even begin it? Hahahah.
11 horas entra Tim Maia com Descobridor de 7 Mares pra abrir os trabalhos
You know that the party just ended when starts to play "boate azul"
Laugh in Italian!
The mission is: survive.
Couse WE HAVE A FOOL MENU TO EAT AND WE WILL EAT UNTIL THE END.
haha in Panama 11pm is when everyone is starting to arrive from the church from the ceremony
11 da noite nem começou a janta ainda
"Those people I call cousins but aren't actually my cousins" THIS IS SO REAL
OMG!!! LA HORA LOCA ES LO MEJOR DE LAS FIESTAS!!! 😂💖💖
Siiii en Argentina le decimos cotillon jajajajaja lo mejor
Ahí hasta el más amargado baila XD
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas yo también le digo Carnaval carioca casi siempre hay temas brasileros ahí, por ahí en otras provincias le dicen cotillón 🤔
En México también la tenemos pero creo que solo se le llama “La batucada”.
Que es eso?
I'm probably being super biased here as a Latina myself, but like, all the American wedding ideas sounded so boring... Like I've only gone to one myself, and man, yeah, they really don't know how to do weddings... Like, it's just such a tiny group of people and a hella short event, like how?
And they are way so expensive!
@USCAN14 half of the workers or cookers are usually family/friends so..
I have 11aunts and 2 uncles so i do see what you mean. I am really used to having all of my family with me always being together
You are correct, most are boring AND stressful😳
@@alecoloxa exactly
You also forgot the "conocidos" plus one invite. I would know, I have been that plus one MANY times, I had no idea who the bride and groom were.
I have never heard a more accurate description of a latino wedding.
I hosted a Mexican-British wedding reception at my house and the only non-latino thing about it was that it was 100 people instead of 400...and my house is not big! If I ever marry a white guy, I'm seriously going to need multiple weddings
I'm pretty sure that no matter what, I'm going to need multiple weddings. Too many cultures in the mix, and how do you tell any group of people that they have to go to another COUNTRY to come to your wedding, when most people in your life can't afford that life? Feels incredibly rude.
@@vj6090 The last thing u said is real. Even in the same country, if i ever get married, maybe i will host weddings in different citites
You actually mean an American or European man, because you can still be white and Mexican
latino weddings and filipino weddings are surprisingly the same.
we all invite people we haven’t met and we always assume that the party doesn’t end till the very next day lol
Spanish weddings too, so I guess it's something coming from the common things in our cultures
Omg plastic hats, fake glasses, highlighters, is like a marriage in Brazil, we also have plaques with funny phrases to take photos
We also have that!!!
Photo prompts
also in Mexico, it's called Batucada, and everyone has those really long balloons
We also have something that in Hong Kong. It's just gotten very popular over the last couple years!
The last part is more Brazilian I believe!
The 11 am thing is soooo accurate last summer I went to my cousins quince in Guadalajara and we were leaving around 3:30am and then my Tia said, y'all aren't gonna stay for the live band? They werent going to perform until basically 4:30 lol
jaja jajaja you were leaving right after the hora loca ended!! Noooooooooooo...
In my town we have a pre-wedding party, mostly close family members and a lot of alcohol, then after the wedding, el recalentado, for the hangover.
In Mexico they even have 3am food before the live band XD (chilaquiles)
I’m chilean, and our wedding receptions usually end at around 5ish am. Ending anything earlier than that is considered bad form xD
But even that is sort of tame. My grandparents told us (grandchildren) that their wedding reception lasted for 3 whole DAYS. Livestock was specially brought in (and butchered) for the barbecue (both cows and pigs. Plural both)
Acá en Argentina siempre terminan a las 5:30. Jej
This is so true though hahahahaha I miss weddings like that
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas ¡Hola! Argentinian also here. Think the "Hora Loca" is the equivalent for "Carnaval Carioca" that happen normally around 4-5 am in our parties. Most weddings i have assisted were around those numbers you said, but i have also went to the wedding of the daughter of family friends... who i didn't even knew, so there're extreme cases. The Sitting arrangement *is* a thing, still no one stops you from taking your plate, your chair and move to another table (preferible away from the kids table you get assigned because people forget you already finished university). And again, never been on a party that went up for 11 AM, but several of the 15 years parties i went kept going to 9 am, with Pizza + Coffee breakfast.
You also must remember that this is a parody video where most of the stuff said is potentiated in aims to make the cultural shock funnier : )
You all attend boring ass weddings.
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas ... well, then your family is quite a special case, i wrote what i have experienced thru my life on weddings and parties, and the video is not so far off these experiences, so yeah, for me the video hit close to what Argentinians do on their wedding/15 años parties. : )
I'm a Girl, btw ¡Saludos!
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas I have no idea where you're, but i have experiences these things here, in Buenos Aires and Cordoba at least by myself, and know people from other provinces that had their 15 años parties and weddings in similar styles. So i'm really clueless why you had such a different experience. (?)
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas Well, i'm clueless. But you totally need to experience a Carnaval carioca con música de Los Auténticos decadentes, espuma, cotillón y terminar la fiesta a las seis de la mañana con café con leche y pizza por desayuno ; )
En argentina le decimos "el cotillón" a la hora loca, y ahí bailamos toda esa música muerta que nuestros padres bailaban en los ochenta (por ejemplo esa que dice Gloria! )
Paula Tano también le dicen así en mi parte de venezuela
La música va desde YMCA, Melody hasta Avril Lavingne "Sk8ter Boy" xD.
Pensé que se le decía la hora Carioca
*YA LLEGA LA COMPARSA DEL* *MUNDO ENTERO*
Siempre viene en el momento en el que la gente comienza a sentirse cansada. Entonces sacan las boludeces esas como los palos de luz y eso y toda la gente se levanta y sale a bailar otra vez es EPICARDO
ES MÁGICO.
(Mejores que los XV no hay, la pasas re bien con gente que te agrada y bailas hasta las 6)
@@Cloverfr I'm from Argentina too and both words are used, we even use them together like "Carnaval Carioca" lol
At 12 pm it's when the DJ throws the oldies and the real party beggins *Suavemente starts in the background*
Yup...
That was hilarious. "Why would religion be an issue?" Oh but Dave Mathews
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think it's to show the evolution of religion in marriage.
@@ariannasilva4462 😂😂😂 Are you serious?
@@EricaShady10171972 well fine then it's not like you were offering any ideas.
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas did you watch the video? They are both from different religious background. That *is* usually a problem when two people are getting married. You know...si se casaran un judío con un musúlman?😱😱 Pero en este *sketch* they don't care about the religion but they do about the band Dave Mathews. Es un grupo musical. Mira: 3:40
@@ariannasilva4462 I just read the comment.
I’m Brazilian, and everything Joanna described makes so much sense!
Yo no soy mucho de fiestas pero acabar una a las 11 de la noche??WTF XD a esa hora se empieza en mi pais!
A las 11 ni estamos borrachos
Ni han puesto la hora loca aún, jajajaja
whut?XD
A las 11 estamos cenando recién 😂😂
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas Cerrá el orto . Aguante la fiestas largas y divertidas
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas ser y estar nene. Revisalos ya que tienen significados distintos.
" Que coño acaba de decir esa caraja" jajajajajajaj! literal cuando comparan un maravilloso y sagrado TEQUEÑO con un malvado mozzarella stick! 🤨😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tienes toda la razon
los tequeños son la gloria
Jsjsjdjdjd ame este comentario
Amén a eso jaja, los tequeños no juegan carro jaja
Yo soy colombiana, pero defenderé los tequeños hasta morir con los compadres venezolanos
"Dance battles that slowly escalates into violence" well that's accurate and I'm not even venezuelan, I'm spanish.
My family is Portuguese, Filipino and Mexican. Very lively weddings I can tell you.
I wanna come!
Next wedding is April 2019. The guy is from Ireland. So maybe it'll be more than normal drinking hahaha.
hahaha that’s a trifecta of crazy party people
We never miss the hora loca and off course the “trensito” whenever we play a godamn merengue 😅😅
The trensito is The Best part of The hora loca
Isn't it the trenecito or trencito? I'm from Spain so maybe I'm wrong and you're referring to something else
@@angelgarse es lo mismo, supongo que una está mal escrito pero se refiere a lo mismo
Here in Brazil we buy not only the dinner but also the breakfast for weddings, not all do this, but I've being to a few that did.
Yes, there's coffee at least...
Also I feel like this dinner thing is something recent... A decade ago we were all about the snacks... God save the coxinha!
That was VERY common in Venezuela! To have breakfast for the weddings
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In Mexico you usually have something strong for the people at the after party (pozole, menudo, tacos) and of course you can go for breakfast too. The breakfast part is not a rule, but I’ve never been to a wedding party without food in the torna
Imao. A party ending at 11pm? Man, in Mexico, at that time, we’re just starting to eat our meals. Roughly, any self-respecting Mexican party ends at 4am. And that’s because the place we’re holding the party is closing. Will that stop us? No, not really. The after-party will probably continue at one of your uncle’s house. XD
Lol, a party in Puerto Rico doesn’t end until AT LEAST 2:00 a.m
the cousins that aren’t cousins and the tíos y tias that aren’t tíos y tias
You forgot to mention the random people that were invited by the conocidos 👀 😂 edit: SANTO DIOS, I’ve never had this many likes THANK YOU!!
Colados xd
Better known as arroceros
In Brazil the're called "penetras"
Los paracaídas
Jorge Chamorro los untados y lambones 😂
"Conocidos" just blew my mind because I'm black and I have a BILLION of those relatives but never had a word for them!
Technically conocidos is more like people you know exist, sometimes you know their name and face, sometimes one or the other. Extended family isn't technically what the term conocidos is for. It kinda works, though haha.
Conocidos also would literally translate to The Known. Cuz it's people you "know" or "conoces".
Play cousins?
@@Rhyron no, it translates exactly how he did, its acquaintances. The translation exists lmao.
Did you hear all the noises your mouth just made
Joanna: (looks confused) los tambores 😂😂
tam...bores?
Epic :D
jajaja Los tambores? jajajaja
Loj tamborej?
Haha
My husband's immediate family in Argentina is already 100 peeps. Hora loca is time to go to cotillion stores and buy all the crazy hats, glow in the dark necklaces and bracelets. And the wedding starts at 7 and ends at 2am
I thought Jewish weddings were the best... until I went to an ARGENTINE Jewish wedding! 60 of us flew down to BsAs for my brother's wedding. It was insane! Not quite "Relatos Salvjajes" crazy, but close!
@@yossarian6799 Hi Yossarian! Where are u from? I didnt go to a jewish wedding but here in Argentina all the parties finish in the morning, so I can imagine lol
@@belen3830 I'm from New Orleans. My brother's wife is from Buenos Aires.
That party sucked from your in-laws perspective.
2Am is when the party starts
@matagatos1, possibly , but they were all older, and this was wedding reception #2 in less than 1 week!!!
I hadn't realized how much I loved our Latino weddings
Jajajajajaja those one hundred cousins and parents friends, that we don't care about but we have to invite because of politeness 😂😂😂
Sebastian Tijera It's only funny until you realize they will each cost you $50 to $100.
ElsaLovesNailPolish Yeah, but in latino weddings you generally want to allocate more budget for food. Things like special decorations, renting tables and stuff are second.
Plus, do you even Padrinos?
You assign people to buy cake, food, beverages, etc for your wedding. In the future, you will have to return the favor in their wedding/event in some way.
It’s about having fun and eat a lot. Not some boring ceremonial bs.
Oscar E. The way that venues charge, at least in the part of the U.S. where I live, the $50 to $100 per person IS for the food. That means that on the lower end ($50), you will be paying $10,000 in food alone if you have 200 people there. If you don't use their catering service, they charge a fee that often costs even more when combined with paying for the food separately. Some may have the money and will to invite those distant relatives. I, on the other hand, don't want to pay $50 minimum per stranger just out of some ridiculous customary obligation.
Regarding padrinos: no, I have always found that extremely tacky. I am not going to have someone pay for the wedding that I want. Growing up, I was always told that if you want something, you need to work hard and get it for yourself because no one else is going to get it for you.
Regarding the returning the favor later: I am the youngest in my family, meaning that no I won't be able to return the favor since everyone is already married.
ElsaLovesNailPolish
Ohhh padrinos don’t have to be strictly family members. In many cases they are friends, not family (doesn’t matter if they’re married, you could always give back at their child’s graduation, wedding, etc)
But I understand your point. There are cultural differences in American and Latino view regarding spending/sharing.
And it’s not a customary ‘obligation’ necessarily . I’ve seen both extremes, some WANT to have a really big party (yeah, even with strangers). Others prefer a more discreet event (20-30 people max).
And trust me, you can cut down those cost. Even in the US. You just have to put extra work and don’t rely on the budgets some businesses want to charge you.
....”We got dance battle that slowly erupts into violence”....definitely relatable! Great video, Joanna! Loved it! 😆
American weddings sound horrible omg
yeah i think we are a little more "bland" than some other cultures but this is obviously an exaggeration to make us sound even more boring LOL still a funny video
@@perckymerckyy yeah i got that but even when there aren't exaggerations still sound a bit boring
@@perckymerckyy speak for yourself lol. There is nothing bland about African-American culture
Exactly what Prince Harry and Meghan Markle did at their wedding, indeed.
They do sound ... boring
"the drag queen version of daddy yanky"
I remember sooooooo many weddings of cousins and people that I barely knew growing up in Brazil. And then you go to a wedding here in the US and, first, it's during the day, second, it ends early, and third, it's VERY small. This video brought back MANY memories.
Omg the hora loca!!! In Argentina, we call it "carnaval Carioca" I love that there's a variety of terms for the same concept because we all do the same crazy things 😂 love it
Na Argentina vocês chamam por algo brasileiro, isso é tão legal!!!!!!
En uruguay le decimos "la hora del cotillon"
In Brazil we call it "Balada"
Nunca escuché el témino pero sí sé que tipo 3 de la mañana aparecen las boludeces de cotillón y se arma la fiesta!
Yeah, “balada” which is how we call those club parties! Never woulda guessed they say it’s something Carioca haha I love it
If I ever get married, Jhoanna is organizing it!!! I'll pay!!!
EVERYONE'S FEET WILL BLEED
I don't know in Venezuela, but from what I've head a wedding here in Chile can easily cost 20-30 thousand dollars. And staff here is much cheaper than they'd be in the US. Keep in mind us Chileans are widely seen in Latin America as the boring ones who are all work and no fun.
Are you saying 'hora loca' isn't a world wide thing? And... why?
Unfortunately, it is not
Joanna Hausmann las bodas gringas suenan demasiado aburridas!! Sin hora loca (en Chile le decimos “la hora del cotillon) no hay matrimonio!!!
@@JoannaHausmann people from the world are crazy, how do they live without hora loca
Wait What?
Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas Well I’m sorry to inform you that even in quince años there’s “la hora loca” (in Argentina we call it “carnaval carioca”), we are fifteen, we are not allowed to drink, and is still SO much fun, is one of the best parts, and bleed your feet is not a literal thing jaja, they don’t hurt that much bc after the first dance we all take our shoes off 😉
“The ones you call cousins bit are not your cousins” holy shit I thought that was only in Mexico lmao, my dad has two childhood friends and their sons and I say we are cousins.
Same in Brazil, I only realized they weren’t actually my cousins when I grew up because we had like Christmas together and vacationed together lol
That’s like, all of Latin America, think about, technically everybody is family, because you’re friends have friends who have friends who have friends who have friends, and so on until everybody is friends with the friend of somebody else who is the friend of somebody else and so we could all know each other if we were given enough time. But gringos dont really do the “cousin” thing so, LATINO AMERICA IS A GIANT FAMILY AND WE COULD OVERTHROW EVERYBODY ELSE!
I'm Armenian and we're the same way haha
"They're literally mozarella sticks"
Joanna: *breathe* ThEy'Re LiTeRAlLy MoZaReLlA StIcKs"
dude, if you're going to a party in Brazil you can not leave before the "HORA LOUCA"
Hora loca!! And who parties till 11 pm?!
Ryuuko chompchomp Americans. Not hillbillies, of course but most of the rest
Colombian wedding parties go till 2 am and that’s early 😂
Exactly!!! Latinos we stay up all night and I mean UP ALL NIGHT like 6am and then we go out to have breakfast and continue the party!!!
At 11 you are usually finishing up your dinner in Mexico. Yes most venues need you to go at 2am, but that doesn’t mean the wedding is over you just go to the torna /after
I mean, in my 15th birthday (we don't call it quinceañera here) the last guests arrived around 10:30, just because. And we had breakfast. Because it lasted until 6:30am.
"cousins that I call cousins but they are not actually cousins" OMG THIS IS 100% MY FAMILY
"I want my feet to bleed in 3 minutes" 😂🤣😅
i was gonna say that this isn't true until i remembered me and my family were invited to the wedding of a cousin i didn't even knew that existed, but she knew EVERYTHING about me.
the family bible has NOTHING on keeping up with the family history like Latin cultures...my fiance is STILL telling me about people I don't even know and things about them!
This happens way more often that I’m comfortable with, JAJAJAJSJ.
This reminds me when I was in the wedding of the cousin of the girlfriend of my cousin.
0:40 One of my cousins got married years ago. Her husband told her to keep the guest list down to 200 people. This meant that she had to cut out a lot of the cousins. I was one of the cousins that she did not invite to her wedding. It seems silly and ridiculous now. But, I was deeply hurt. I actually cried. I gave her the silent treatment for over a decade. We would be in the same room, and I just pretended like she didn't exist. This made everyone uncomfortable, so I slowly distanced myself from family events. My first question to my mom would be, "Is she there?" If she was, I wouldn't go. 10+ years later, we both have suffered real pain like the loss of loved ones and personal health issues that we realized how stupid this all was and we are slowly beginning to talk again. P. S. If I ever get married, I will elope in Vegas. That way no one gets hurt, and I save a lot of money! PEACE! 🌺
This is why I didn’t have a big wedding. It would have been 400 guests for me and 10 guests for him. No idea what a place card was until my husbands family asked about them. If I had a true Puerto Rican wedding I think my in-laws would die of shock. Not to mention they would keep calling my husband el Chino and he is actually South Korean. Geez
Te casate con un sur coreano, oleeee mi hija.
She just described every Latino/Hispanic wedding
If you're in Perú and you get married on saturday night, the party is most likely to end at 2a.m... Monday
Goals: To be able to share this video with your American boyfriend pa’ que vaya cogiendo el Ilan Chester.
Jaja! Bien bueno! Te daría 2 likes si pudiera 😝
Ques es yan chester?
@@mypanexogamouslineage965 Ilan Chester es un compositor y cantante venezolano pero si dicen así simplemente quieren decir "hilo" 😛
😂😂
OMG yaaaasaaasssss we love a good sister wedding
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"(...) We got dance battles that slowly escalates into violence" If there's someone to teach me the choreography I'm in
Gotta marry Joanna or a true latina... she'll teach you hahaha
Paulo Passr You don't have to dance like a latin pro at the crazy hour, that's the main reason is made for, you just start jumping and dancing like crazy, no choreography at all. The only choreography there is when the people get so hype that spontaneously start to do the "trencito" (little train) dance , which is nothing more than dancing grapping hips from one to another making a big queue walking and dancing around.
“He made a slideshow Joanna and it’s BEAUTIFUL”
She whispers: “30 years old”
I guess "hora loca" en Venezuela is the "carioca" in Argentina. Either way, No podés tener un casamiento sin el cariocaaaaaaaaa. No entienden nadaaaaaaa
un clasico de la hora loca en venezuela es musica ligera lol
Carioca? De qué provincia sos? No sería Cotillón?
@@lucianavetta2233 En Buenos Aires le decimos "carnaval carioca" o "carioca", el "cotillón" le llamamos a los gorros, los silbatos, etc. No sé si en otras provincias será diferente
@@constanzamaggi9161 Que fino, lo llamamos de mil maneras, aunque al final es lo mismo. Lo rico de ser latino y disfrutar la vida. Un abrazo
en México se le llama Batucada
it’s kind of sad how accurate this is
My cousin blew 42k on his wedding and got devoriced a year later, going big on a wedding is not smart at all, and hes still paying it off.
Que falta de respeto para con los tequeños. ..
en Colombia les decimos deditos de queso
@@themorela32 Pura blasfemia
pero son iguales, no son "palitos de mosarela"
La parte de los tequeños me mató de risa!! Jajajaja
Saludos Joanna!! Saludos desde México!!!
Que vivan las culturas Latino Americanas!!!
Imagine being a introverted Mexican with social anxiety......
Hy, I'm an introverted Mexican with social anxiety. The following strategies usually work. 1. Get in a corner and talk with a small group of very close family/friends; 2. Get super drunk; 3. Stare at your smartphone; 4. All of the above.
That hit home
Imagine being an introverted Argentinian whose family don't make parties, so when you get invited to one you don't know how to act :(
“Dance battle that slowly escalates into violence”
BAHAHHA SO TRUE SO TRUE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this video is perfect, as a Brazilian i can say... it`s so true...
about the wedding, I have to plan 2 parties, one after the ceremony at my city,
the other one across the country for a whole part of my family who cant afford plane tickets and live in the countryside
My family Brazilian you're describing my future.
As a Hispanic I'm not going to do that just 3 or 4 parties or ceremonies @ the same place.
"that slowly escalates to violence" seems legit lol
"Those people who I call cousins but arent actually my cousins" 😂😂😂 so true
Edit: wait what????11 pm is this real?😂😂😂
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Thaats meee
I just need to quickly acknowledge that I didn't actually know that there was a difference. I thought all weddings/parties weren't all like Hispanic parties. I mean my quinceañera had over 300 guest and some were people/cousins/2nd cousins who I had never met
"so we're going to city hall and beers in my parents basement"
yo in this economy that's too real 😭
"Maybe there's daddy Yankee, maybe there's Yankee daddy"😂😂❤️❤️❤️
in Uruguay we call "hora loca" the "cotillón" and we play old songs that everybody knows and we do the dressing thing I just think it's the best thing ever
This, is gonna be my wedding at somepoint. God help me, and the savings. I still think about eloping Joanna, do I really need my family? Do I really? (following your advice from the answers to have the wedding or I get disowned).
I had ALL my FAM come to the courthouse. I kept my money in my pocket. I rented a room, We went to dinner and we went on a huge vaca with just US. 15yrs later. Still kickin.. Your family will still love you mucho! Don't go broke when it can end in divorce. Lol my best friend STILL payin and hers lasted 4 mts. Ouch 10,000 for a damn weddin. I cant, but to each their own. Lol
You can have the best wedding ever and people are going to criticar u go to the courthouse and u save the money.
You don't. At my wedding I had all the family I needed. My husband. A grand total of 2 people and no guests. Simply perfect. (oh, by the way, total price, all included: $179. Not bad, huh?)
Depends. I want the nice wedding for myself instead of family because I know they'll always talk shit. My extended family is absolute garbage so if only my mom dad and sister come that is fine with me. His immediate and extended family can come too. Our budget is 5,000. We expect a guest total (including ourselves) of 50 or less. So do whatever YOU want and will make you happy. Anybody who truly loves you will get over themselves and support you.
Monse Foster you could have the wedding but ask for gift cards as gifts so you can use the cash for a honeymoon??
At my wedding my husband was already dead on his feet by 1 am. My family kept partying until 8 am 😂
A latino party without the HORA LOCA, it's not a party... And You can't change My mind
OMG YESSS!! La Hora Loca, can´t have a wedding party without that!
Cuando no podías creer que era hasta las 11pm I really felt that
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11pm we arent even drunk yet...
And too early for Hora Loca hahaha
@Matty Bruno Lucas Escobar Salas haha that doesn't make you poor, is just to have fun and have a good time!! Pero cada quien celebra a su manera!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA "What's a hora loca?" Hay algunas que llegan a ser indecriptibles. x'D
in Argentina we call it Carioca or Carnaval Carioca to the "Hora Loca". I thought it was a thing that was done everywhere but apparently not.
"My cousins from Peru..."
YAAAASSSS COUSIN!!!
-me from Peru obvs 🙋-
Seriously in the US the party ends before midnight? At my cousin's weeding some of my uncles left pased 5 am.
Nosotros no empezamos hora loca antes de una con el grupo 'e millo. No me imagino unos gringos en una fiesta latina 💛💙❤
Melissa Rodas Gutiérrez the venues close at that time, yes. It’s common for the party to continue in the hotel rooms afterwards, a neighboring bar, or house nearby.
lh9591 11 pm is crazy!!! Here in Mexico the norm is at least 2am sometimes later, but 2am is the usual. You finish the wedding at the fancy venue and go to a palapa or another place to keep it going. They usually have yummy “drunk Mexican food” there, pozole, menudo, tamales, tacos. A friend of mine is having her wedding on a Friday so she knows people will be tired so she already has a place lined up to continue it on Saturday, she rented a taco stand for that one!
My husbands family... they went crazy when the Hora Loca started
My Greek-German cousin invited all the Greek 2nd and 3rd cousins to her wedding in Berlin. They did a courthouse wedding and tried really hard to push the time to as late as possible (2pm hahaha), in central Europe it's normal to do the ceremony in the morning but in Greece you get married in the afternoon, then migrate to the restaurant/party place where you eat and dance and drink until you fall. Anyway, they did a perfect mix of cultures, around 90 people, and when we left the restaurant at 6am the waiters where telling the couple how much they loved it and what a great wedding it was. Never got the concept of a wedding ending before midnight, or formal seating and all this stuff.
11pm es una exageración, los yanquis siguen festejando hasta la madrugada también
hahaha best video ever! Loved it, Joanna!
In Argentina we called "Carnaval Carioca" to the "Hora Loca", which actually it's an expression to the Carnaval in Brazil (since it is so festive). I totally relate to the 400 guests list with los conocidos... jajaja
"we got dance battle that slowly escalates into violence" XD jajajaj coñoesumadre no puedo parar de reír XD
¡Graciosísimo, jajaja!
Creo que las diferencias culturales se reflejan muy bien en este vídeo. Sobre todo, el fuerte carácter social de los latinos. Es necesario invitar a todos los conocidos, el concepto de familia tiene un mayor peso.
Sin duda, somos de otra forma y es todo un gusto ver cómo lo reflejan de manera tan humorística.
Keep it up, guys!
She literally described every Hindu wedding as well.....400 guests😂