How It's Actually Made - Mozzarella Cheese
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- Say cheese! Find out how one of the most popular foods on earth is made
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"cheeese has always been a popular food." -still cant get over that introduction, almost like my essays in school
cheeese
Roll
'It was a day like any other. But this one was...different.'
yes indeed school
Cheeese? Or cheeeese?
Cheeeeeeeeese
*The Anti-Life Equation:*
Salt, pepper, oregano, garlic, orange peels, potato skins, shrimp, white wine, red wine, starches, gases, crypto currencies, white pepper, regrets and turkey.
And none of those things just mentioned except salt
And jizz
Oh no
@@havokvladimirovichstalinov that’s the ‘regrets’ part
@@aliaskt no it's the tasty part
Imagine a Teacher show this episode to the students, that intro would be catastrophic for the whole class.
Or extremely epic. Though these days... yea, probably catastrophic.
@@skyesfury8511 I think that’s what the catastrophic part is
My teacher showed the one about gum to my class
Well, my teacher actually did that with this video. He does it all the time apparently.
I remember it was December in elementary and the teacher accident put up a polar Express ytp and it kept repeating fuck multiple times
The thing that makes these videos funny, is that despite it being a joke, its STILL slightly informative
Yes, today I learned that mozzarella cheese secretly enjoys being sexually harassed
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 noted.. good to know
And the best part? Sometimes you can't tell which one is a fact and which is a joke.
Lol only slightly tho.
I agree, I didn't know what actual uses cryptocurrencies have till this video
This was hilarious. I'm a dairy ingredients professional. 35 years in this industry. When I heard "the milk tested positive for steroids" and that it was a good thing, I gasped. Then I understood this was a parody. I think I recognized the milk producing plant this was filmed at too. I know the locationn is Quebec Canada.
That's the entire point of this series it's based off of the "How it's Made" series, and is a Parady.
i love cheese, thank you
So the steroid part made you realize it’s a parody? Not the.. penis part?
As a man who loves cheese, thank you for your service, sir.
@@Peachuble1 The first time I saw the vid I got distracted and missed that part. When I paid attention to it I got the steroid part. The second time I saw it before I shared it with some of my colleagues I caught that part at the beginning.
How it’s actually made: makes an actually pretty accurate intro
Also How it’s actually made: P E N I S
If I'm not mistaken the intros are actually taken from the original series.
@@Stunex nah
@@Stunex
He usually reads the original script and makes changes as the episode goes
The intros are always almost entirely normal, except this time
That caught me hella off guard.
That intro. So beautifully said. Brings a tear to my eye.
Love the monokuma profile pic
@@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff it looks cringy af
@@peabrain6872 your pfp is a box or something
@@IHTCAU yeah
@@peabrain6872 Haven't you uploaded that stuff???
"the cheese is now finished being made... just kidding." I honestly want something like that in an actual TV production, just a really dry, limp but somehow earnest-sounding attempt at what humans would call humor.
he said the f word and that's so catastrophic for every school that has seen it or hasn't seen it yet
I love how this implies you aren’t human
Edit I fucked up spelling
This sounds like an alien accidentally typing on the wrong website
Oh shit the humans have detected us typing in their TH-cam comments
@@triggerhappy4199 👀
I love that this one subverts our expectations of the silliness starting out subtle by completely dropping the ball in the first 20 seconds, actually had me in tears 😭
Parents walk in and they just hear that for 3 whole seconds lmao
"Milk jail"
"Shame table"
"Milk sweat"
Ok i'm dead
Milk Utopia
are you okay
@@notshaane3384 She's dead
I wanna be put on the shame table. I’m into that.
How did you die?
My Grandpa-pa told me stories from when he used to work at the Mozzarella Factory Shame table. People were encouraged to come into work drunk because their insults where better when they lost all restraint.
I dont get it 🤔
This is like, the easiest joke to get
@@ecomog4735 when you become drunk the brain tends to loosen up and you might say things you wouldn't otherwise say sober. In a manner of speaking you tend to not censor yourself as much.
@@cyclops8238 ok but what's with the shame table.
@@San-li9ml just a random joke
dude the "salt, pepper, oregano" thing made me laugh all 3 times 💀💀
well, that's because it was made with salt, pepper, oregano, garlic, orange peels, potato skins, shrimp, white wine, red wine, starches, gases, crypto currencies, white pepper, regrets and turkey.
i was already losing my shit the second time he did it, and when he started going for a third time I literally couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard
@@SylvisNuvarasounds like my upcoming Xmas dinner night
Being italian, i confirm: this is how mozzarella cheese is made.
Agreed
okay phew i wasnt sure
Pizza Mozzarella
As a Mozzarella, I can confirm this is how italians validate our creation.
Fake!
"The mozzarella is fondled by an employee to test its resistance to sexual harassment. As you can see here, the cheese secretly likes it."
Well that escalated quickly.
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's when he earned yet another like.
50 shades of cheese
The fact that another staff walked by looking at the other person just adds to it lol
Activision Blizzard
Just discovered this channel and it is honestly some of the funniest content I've ever seen. As a kid I always came home to my dad napping with the science Channel running "how it's made", and that show really had an impact on my formative years and peaked my curiosity in the world. I'd look at every day items and think "I wonder how they make these?". Then fast forward over a decade and here I am, feeling just like a kid again coming home from school.
That was nice
This was nice to read.
That was nice to hear
I love at 3:30 where the guy's walking by like "What is Jared doing to that cheese? This is the third time this week"
Nah, dude who walked by was Jared seeing if there were any stray kids wandering around the Cheese Factory. Despite his motives, he still looked at Peter fondling the cheese.
lmao Jared gonna have to talk to HR again
damn it, Fogle!
Now, the cheese is in a very delicate state. Even the smallest disturbance can ruin the batch. The employees are very careful t- what are you doing, Peter?!
"Let me just pluck this cheese strand here and eat it, no one would know"
"Jared's at it again"
Love ya, Huggbees. My dad thought this was a real episode and noted how it had really gone downhill LOL
Was his first clue this wasn't real the narrator saying "Penis penis penis penis penis"?
I’m actually a little disappointed that Huggbees gave up the joke so soon. In other vids it’s nuanced to the point you could trick someone into believing it’s genuine for at least a minute.
@@herpderpy9445 I love that he does both. It's either the slow ramp up or the immediate fuck-with for people who listen to how its made playlists while falling asleep
My stepdad literally said the exact same thing, word for word.
Uphill *
"Lets see at what point in the video a random person would start to question the legitimacy of it"
Huggbees: P E N I S
Mozzarella Cheese isn't real, it can't hurt you
Hi
You are the verified evil, sir.
u sure bro?
Verified evil?!?!?
Lol
As someone who lives close to where this was filmed, i cam confirm that fucked up things go on in milk jail. The screams sometimes wake us up at night. Milk utopia is so high that they cant hear it
Yes, you have to turn your eyes away. There's nothing you can do, just hum to drowned out the sounds.
Struggles of the modern world
only the worst milk criminals get sent to milk jail
@@burp2019 Hear that Cottage Cheese? We’re on to you.
Are you the one touching the Mozzarella? You already touch the cocoa beans and sprinkles
0:16 done in case any teachers were showing this in class 😂😂😂
"It starts with a man washing the side of a truck"
Important detail. Gotta remember that one.
Dude I almost forgot one time. Trust me, do not forget. What followed was terrifying. Good thing I keep my trusty hose up the ol' anus
@@poisedproto sorry but I read that as "stick man" it got me confused for a second
You are a stick man
@@eyalm867 You are a Bic, man
"Milk containing steroids promote stronger bones, denser muscles and larger testicles"
Scientists: Well yes, but actually no.
Go away
How are you here too?
@@randy2071 can't say it doesn't work
So we see again
steroid make smaller testicle
I like the intro, nice way to play a little joke on all the teachers who made the mistake of clicking this video thinking it was educational
"The milk gets mocked by the employees"
Did they ask for Psychonauts on the PS2?
BAHAHHAAHHHAA
Why yes, yes they did
wait i love psychonauts and i don't get it please explain 😭
@@daydreams6956 one of the videos before this one he did a story about him asking for psychonauts for ps2 at gamestop and they clowned him
The milk class difference is just unacceptable. We need to increase milk wages for the lower milk class
Milk Utopia is a privilege, not a right.
one day milk society will be homogenized!
The only thing milk workers stand to lose is their chains.
The minimum milk rate was made to price chocolate milk out of the market
Wrong! That lazy, low fat content milk is right where it deserves to be-milk workers should work harder instead of just milking the system!
Can anyone else image the chaos that would insue if a teacher played this for a bunch off high school seniors
“you know what fuck this” was the best line on this youtube channel
And
@@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224 and your mom
@@superlocke8259 no u
@@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224 no ur mom
No,its when in another episode, he screamed FFFUUUCCCKKN THHHIISSS FFFUUCKK FUUUCKK FUUUCCKKK
00:17 RIP to any teachers who get baited into showing this in class
Wdym? Seems normal to me to play in class 🙃
Are you that teacher, Riscy?...
I almost got my S,S teacher to play the candy cane one
Ah yes! Let me list the contents of the river!
Salt
Pepper
Oregano
Garlic
Orange Peels
Potato Skins
Shrimp
White Wine
Red Wine
Starches
Gases
Cryptocurrencies
White Pepper
Regrets
And turkey
make a video that's completely silent appart from one random cough in the middle of it and never mention it again
At the end of the video he starts the videos intro but it gets cut off
This would be amazing omfg
April fool's idea
Yes, the man who hugs bees has created a new entertainment show episode to baffle us all once more
This isn’t entertainment.
It’s educational.
This educational piece brings me to guffaw
This is more educational than most of the textbooks I read in college.
This video is a perfect description of cheese, if cheese completely lost track of the plot
A day with "How it's actually made" episode, the depression goes away.
but what if you watch them on days he doesn't upload 🤔
only for about 5 minutes.
@@heliveruscalion9124 True happiness can be fulfilled by previous videos.
“Hows the cheese taste?”
*”Like Cryptocurrency and regrets.”*
and salt, peper, oregano, garlic, orange peels, potato skins, shrimp, white wine, red wine, starches, gasses, white pepper, and turkey
Like milky like whey
that L1238-Cacciopovilacoopli part at 1:12 has serious Phleem inserts the chumbles vibes. And that's how a Plumbus is made.
One of the most Quality channels on youtube, love your parodies Hugbees
0:17 I agree
That killed me😂😂
🧔♀️
I didn't know cheese was so phallus based
What do you think smegma is?
@@nytrodioxide monk cheese
@@nytrodioxide smegma balls goteem
@@nytrodioxide 😳
This is a real Salt, pepper, oregano, garlic, orange peels, potato skins, shrimp, white wine, red wine, starches, gases, crypto currencies, white pepper, regrets and turkey.
moment!
I refuse to believe this is all what the Italians used to go through back in the day
this really is the only way to make cheese. we use a lot of Salt, pepper, oregano, garlic, orange peels, potato skins, shrimp, white wine, red wine, starches, gases, crypto currencies, white pepper, regrets and turkey.
And it all starts at Milk Utopia
*Me* : I'm a responsible adult
*Huggbees* : Penis
*My adult responsibility* : Adios
My honest reaction 0:05
I fw this awnser
0:16 is mine
@@d4ka99same
I was just hoping for another one of these the other day
same
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@@Lobotomy_core_Demnetia you're a hacker then.
@@cutiebunnyamber3447 no its probably that the video was unlisted
@@January1983_1 what do you mean, sir.
I worked in a cheese factory once. One of the best jobs i ever had. Pay was good, full health coverage, and 3 meals provided a day including pizza every friday. I barely spent 60 dollars a month on groceries when i worked there. Plus you've not had good cheese till you've had it fresh out of the vats and hand salted.
for some reason the order in which I've watched some of your videos made them progressively more deranged as I was laughing more and more
you've made my day man, thank you
Y'know, after the recent events with Huggbees and TH-cam, I'm surprised he's still uploading content.
True dedication deserves a million subscribers.
what happened
what happened-
what happened
His videos got blocked and demonetized because of copyrighted contents
@@antrax607 oh
1:46 His professionalism really shines here, as he doesnt go too deep into the milk-slavery aspect of Mozzarella making.
4:02 I've never heard of that ingredient, wierd name too, "none-of-those-things-I-just-mentioned-except-salt"
It used to be just “salt” but it got sued for stealing that name
@@thatdogisjet2892 ah makes sense
@@thatdogisjet2892 I wonder how much money they lost from that
2:43 Is it just me or does that look like a swimming pool of scrambled egg
It's not just you lol
“Like all cheeses, mozzarella starts with a man washing the side of a truck”
0:11 okay then-
Ok
Ok
Ok
4:32 How Huggbees feels about TH-cam support.
no 4:00 is the truth
You know I've always wondered does he write The Script like this or does he write it then put it through autocorrect?
Because either way it is fantastic.
So he watches the actual voice over, then adds silly and funny things in that script
I like that answer.♡´･ᴗ･`♡
This is like a professor testing out if his students are actually listening
why did you type the script like that it makes it seem like a person
and i dont like how i feel about that
Mozzarella cheese gameplay: yummy this pizza tastes good.
Mozzarella cheese lore:
Wow, isn't it a miracle that cow water turns into tasty white and stretchy plastic?? 😖
milk should be renamed to "filtered cow blood"
@@lotso655 Cow's white blood cells 😅😂
Unsay that right this instant young man.
@@lxchris5252 I won't, spank me all you want-I mean what???
Milk is cow cummified piss.
Already cackling in the first 15 seconds of the video. Absolute legend.
1:07 god the timing on this one killed me,
As a fellow Italian, I can 100% assure you this is how we make mozzarella cheese.
Ah yes, cryptocurrencies and regrets, just like momma made at home
@@justkay9884 mmm tasty crippling debt
Milk is now declared a vegetable. Great I would have it all day long. It’s the only thing I like. How did this get so many likes?
Love how you start off with actual facts then it dissolved into chaos
milk, curds, and whey.
@@roc-noK penis penis penis penis penis
@@roc-noKpenis
As a former worker of the milk mines, I can confirm.
It took me 2:00 minutes to figure out this is NOT a “how it’s made” and is actually just a fucking meme
F
0:17 how?
@@gullible1137 I wasn’t exactly paying attention and just kind of had it running in the background, until I remembered I was watching this and started realizing something wasn’t right
Did you even pass the intro?
4:09 youtube algorithm in a nutshell
2:18 Me throwing up after getting drunk and eating too much mozzarella.
The circle of -life- cheeze.
I wish I could be in the class of the teacher that accidentally plays this thinking its a real episode of How It's Made.
3:11 "You have earned one singular yike."
I love these videos. Been watching them for a few years, but I first found him on a late night homework avoiding How It Works youtube binge, and blindly clicked it, and THE SURPRISED *SENT ME* since i thought it was just another in my daze. Huggbees is LOVELY.
3:45 You broke me. I can't breathe anymore
"You know what? Fuck this!" 😂
I love how it starts off normal then spirals into madness within seconds 🤣
World record speed
Your content always brings a smile to my face, thank you for not giving up despite the incompetence of TH-cam
"it spills out onto a Shame Table"
I need one of those tables. No particular reason, just need one.
1:34 I'm surprised you didn't mention Arts and crafts time. The employee made a smiley face! 😁
He's getting more and more bold with the intros, giving no chance for the tired teacher who will inevitably play this by accident zero chance to keep their job 😬
As a Wisconsinite, I can confirm all that was true
Hello fellow human being
Does that include
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS?
@@MaximumHeresey more than you'd think would be necessary
Greetings, fellow Wisconsinite.
“And none of those things I mentioned except salt” 🤣
"motor oil" seems to be a recurring theme
There's different types of cheese? Damn bruh this is a surprise to me.
Frrrrrr
if you ask me its all pretty Gouda.
@@theTNTslinger
Translation: for “real-really realsies reeling really-really royally rocked reels of really real reals & realsies” real
This one's made with PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
@@declantecho1717 thank you for clearing it up for the folks who don’t speak Cantonese
4:24 Is this a cheese filling machine or a cheese rinsing machine?
1:31 dude this lit
"Platforms from a super mario game spin through the milk to help drain it of milk sweat"
Best line
My only fear is that I get to finish watching every How it's actually made videos.
We know what Huggbees thinks about all day long 24/7/365
@0:17
Yes... Filling and rinsing machines
Not even bothering with the pretending today, huh?
0:16 I was like half asleep for this and then I was jumpscared by this part
2:13 the worker : YOU ALL ARE FAILURES I HAVE SEEN EXPIRED MOZZARELLA SMELLING BETTER THEN YOU ALL
I clicked on this because i thought youtube recommendations was being random again
Turns out was a blessing what a blast of a video
3:21 got me
It's always a good day, when Huggbees uploads one of these crisp pieces of content
This video is a beautiful analysis of the rampant social inequality in milk society
the best april fools episode would be him just reading out the script from the original with no jokes
huggbees fact: cheese is used in making erasers
3:26 never thought I'd have something in common with cheese
Same.
I was watching 0:23 in the other room and my dad heard me and now I have to explain why he heard the intro blasting
Was it difficult?
I can see y
Despite these being parodies, they legit put me to sleep every single night
Falling asleep to this every night for months now
3:53 Okay, but are those shrimp fresh?
Other episodes: "It took me like 2 minutes to realize this was not the actual show"
This one: "P E N I S P E N I S P E N I S P E N I S P E N I S P E N I S"
This one was especially insightful, thank you for taking the time to enlighten us all.
0:39 confirmed rinsing machine
I had to pause the video for a full thirty seconds to get all of my giggles out at the beginning.
0:57 "this raises more questions than it answears
I mean how much milk is considerd an individual to pay for the milk topia?...
are they multiple entities when they are together?...
Also how do they "pay" to "live" in milktopia"?
Milk topia rent money
The answer to all of these questions is "yes"