I still find it funny when the prankers break down laughing before they can deliver their blow and then get cut off. It's like they are so amused by themselves it's great.
I cannot stop listening to the fungus part, the fact that you can't control your laughter sent me right over the edge! Love it! I appreciate your humor:)
I remember some where in between 1990-1994 i was 14 my cousin and me were on summer vacation we would prank call all these shows on national tv i wish i would have recorded it we said some funny shit hard to belive that was more then 20 years ago time is flying by
I still have a full 90 minute tape of cranks me and a buddy made back around ‘95. We were freaking epic trolls, much ruder than these calls, but funny, we had scripts we’d write out and characters with different voices etc.. My favorite was when I was “Timmy Callahan” full mentally challenged and in need of a Rascal Scooter, I had the guy online for 15 minutes just stumbling my words, or asking dumb questions like, “is it a 4x4? Or if it had a special holder for my Happy Meal” all while sounding mentally challenged. The best part was when it came for time to pay, I just kept giving credit card numbers I’d randomly pick out of the blue. and of course none worked! But the dude was persistent! I have to try and upload that old tape.. Funny times and yes time flies!
Strong disagreed. This isn’t C-SPAN or some other such organization, these are just individual folks trying to provide a public service. I find these pranks tasteless. Not to mention, they really were not that funny.
"Hi, I'm here for my haircut appointment. Can you give me the most manly haircut that you can? Like really short, lifeless, and combed to one side like an 80s newscaster.. or like a 70 year old balding man trying to hide his scalp. Thanks."
Annie Wilkes is now residing in Rhode Island NY. Glad she found comfort by doing gardening other than taking her favorite author Paul Sheldon hostage in her home and breaking both legs with a sledgehammer and forced him to drink his own urine*. *"..I'm your number one fan.."* (*Drinking of the urine was in the book Misery not in the film)
The guy with the animals was actually syndicated beyond new York. I remember the show when I was a kid in wisconsin. Actually quite a well done show. Guy knows his stuff.
The producers at the TV station were suspicious and they would cut you off instantly -- I had to try to set up the gag and get the punchline in, without laughing (which is hard for me to do) all before their lightning fast response!
lmao these are hilarious... do you remember what you were going to say for the Ficus fungus one before you broke out in laughter? that laugh gets me every time.
+Morg206 Lol thank you. I was trying to say that I planted it in a layer of moss that I scraped off of the side of a tree, and a layer of wet leaves - and I wondered why there was a fungus.
+Hank Hayes (Hank And Jim) been sitting here replaying it and laughing uncontrollably at it. I don't know what it is... I think it's a combination of that funny plant lady listening intently to your problem and I can also imagine myself in your shoes not being able to withhold my laughter.
lol, i think the lightning rod he was making fun of was the guy doing the dumb postures holding the stick behind his back lol, it looked like it was sticking out of his hat. Lol, eitherway it was funny in its bizzare own way lol.
are you trying to sound like Tom and Ray Magliozzi from the Car Talk radio show at 10:24 ? hahaha, the way you say "THIS SUPER HEATED STEAM !" reminds me of them.
At 6:18, the bird in the background is definitely a cockatiel (which is funny, since the previous clip was from a show about cockatiels lol).. Was that a coincidence or was it planned??
that look he gives the guy after the question at 4:15 ... lmao. he reminds me of a character out of Wallace and Gromit the way he curiously turns towards the other guy.
Had no idea Bill Gates has a gardening show.
Jill Gates
Lol
Holy shit lol
Talk about starting from the bottom! 😂
Jeffrey Dahmer's cockatiel show 😆
I still find it funny when the prankers break down laughing before they can deliver their blow and then get cut off. It's like they are so amused by themselves it's great.
lol
There isn't much more pure than laughing until you cry at your own joke.
That gardener lady is living her best life, glad she didn't get the good trolls like penquin does haha
Yo Yo just clowns
All of you a creitens
Good evening you're on brainstorms.
Hahahahaha
Is that the penguin?
These shows seemed friendly enough, glad there weren't any rude callers hahaha
fuck that..wish theyd said nasty shit...
Emoney G might actually be funny then
These seemed like decent public access shows. I'd rather watch this than the horseshit they pedal on most major networks.
Same, and the pranks are much more enjoyable than some masked singer bull shit
I can totally agree with these comments.
Public access tv shows were fun to watch there would be some unbelievably crazy stuff on sometimes anyone could have a show
Same here!
"Very good, my plan is working", lol
This was life in the 90s. I loved doing this.
Public access feels like such an alternate universe.
That static sound is so soothing 🎶
When the guy talked about his ant collection i lost it.
I cannot stop listening to the fungus part, the fact that you can't control your laughter sent me right over the edge! Love it! I appreciate your humor:)
Agreed, I am in tears, listening him laugh, he couldn't finish it
@@robinreality9979 I like the next caller, George, he hopes Hank is all right, lol.
I have a layer. Haaaaahh
they blew the budget on the set here
The salmonella turtle call was the best one.
The bird prank was unbelievably hysterical lmao
Clean prank calls? That's refreshing
Boring
now all they need is to be funny and they wouldnt be a big waste of time.
thanks for warning me that the video sucks ahead of time
now i won't waste my time, thanks kid
Lmao he couldn’t get through the joke poor guy
I remember some where in between 1990-1994 i was 14 my cousin and me were on summer vacation we would prank call all these shows on national tv i wish i would have recorded it we said some funny shit hard to belive that was more then 20 years ago time is flying by
My friends and I would get together on Friday Nights with Pizza and the Super Nintendo and make calls like that too-good times.
You were 14 for 4 years?
I still have a full 90 minute tape of cranks me and a buddy made back around ‘95. We were freaking epic trolls, much ruder than these calls, but funny, we had scripts we’d write out and characters with different voices etc.. My favorite was when I was “Timmy Callahan” full mentally challenged and in need of a Rascal Scooter, I had the guy online for 15 minutes just stumbling my words, or asking dumb questions like, “is it a 4x4? Or if it had a special holder for my Happy Meal” all while sounding mentally challenged. The best part was when it came for time to pay, I just kept giving credit card numbers I’d randomly pick out of the blue. and of course none worked! But the dude was persistent! I have to try and upload that old tape.. Funny times and yes time flies!
I don’t think the national tv takes phone calls. Probably public access.
@@darthirradus He was a decoy for some early Chris Hansen projects
I wouldn't mess with the Gardening Professor.
She seems like a nice woman.
Edit: These were all decently innocent actually.
I have an ant collection and every once and awhile there is a little bit of soil that comes out hahjahahahah
The show host trying hard to act cool like it's a valid problem loooool.
I died when I heard that...AND he got her to answer!?
salmonella one was hilarious.
You sir, are a saint. This is how prank calls should be done. Friendly, joking and not malicious.
Strong disagreed. This isn’t C-SPAN or some other such organization, these are just individual folks trying to provide a public service. I find these pranks tasteless. Not to mention, they really were not that funny.
12:39 holy fuck that laugh in the background. i damn near shit myself
This woman is hilarious, even without the prank phone calls.
I love how some of these aren’t even obscene and they’re just harmless fun with generally varying questions
'my plan is working'
"Hi, I'm here for my haircut appointment. Can you give me the most manly haircut that you can? Like really short, lifeless, and combed to one side like an 80s newscaster.. or like a 70 year old balding man trying to hide his scalp. Thanks."
"I have that problem with my worm collection too" < X)
I choked xD
It warms my heart that they weren't cruel to the gardening professor. She seems nice
7:10 made me fall of my chair laughing !!! XD
Very good! My plan is working! :D
XD
omg shits priceless
communist are losers
Hank Hayes still...after 4 years.
Annie Wilkes is now residing in Rhode Island NY. Glad she found comfort by doing gardening other than taking her favorite author Paul Sheldon hostage in her home and breaking both legs with a sledgehammer and forced him to drink his own urine*.
*"..I'm your number one fan.."*
(*Drinking of the urine was in the book Misery not in the film)
Hank’s joke was so good he was “disqualified for an early start” if you know what I mean.
This is how it's done. Harmless but funny.
This has nothing on my boy Jack Jersawitz. RIP
4:13 is probably the prank phone call that has made me laugh the hardest in my life.
The guy with the animals was actually syndicated beyond new York. I remember the show when I was a kid in wisconsin. Actually quite a well done show. Guy knows his stuff.
The ant/soil reverse thing was too good.
Shit man, i remember doin prank calls back in the late 90s and early 00s. Man those were the days
these callers are so polite. Its like they want to have a laugh but dont want to make the hosts too uncomfortable or be too rude and crude
The producers at the TV station were suspicious and they would cut you off instantly -- I had to try to set up the gag and get the punchline in, without laughing (which is hard for me to do) all before their lightning fast response!
I just like the 90'sness. Any chance you have episodes of the long island fishing report?
Sorry, I don't have any.
Hank Hayes Alright thanks anyway.
Same I like to go back and watch 90s commercials it gives me such nostalgia
These calls are the cleanest best pleasure.
Jim Lahey posting a TCAP comment on a prank call video inspired by Howard Stern. Amazing.
worm collection😂😂😂😂
I didn't get that?
I have an ant collection, and every now and then a bit of soil comes out hahaha
Stupid asf not even funny
Rubber golf clubs lmao.
The first caller had me laughing like "WTF"
lmao these are hilarious... do you remember what you were going to say for the Ficus fungus one before you broke out in laughter? that laugh gets me every time.
+Morg206 Lol thank you. I was trying to say that I planted it in a layer of moss that I scraped off of the side of a tree, and a layer of wet leaves - and I wondered why there was a fungus.
+Hank Hayes (Hank And Jim) been sitting here replaying it and laughing uncontrollably at it. I don't know what it is... I think it's a combination of that funny plant lady listening intently to your problem and I can also imagine myself in your shoes not being able to withhold my laughter.
+Hank Hayes (Hank And Jim) dude, how long ago was this? Great calls
this super heated steam started SHOOTING OUT ALL OVER MY HANDS...
This was the early 1990s
4:43 the look on their faces are priceless. These are some top tier dad jokes 😂😂😂
I don’t get that one. Care to explain?
3:15-3:22 reminded me of a Honeymooners episode where Ralph was learning how to play golf. XD
lol, i think the lightning rod he was making fun of was the guy doing the dumb postures holding the stick behind his back lol, it looked like it was sticking out of his hat. Lol, eitherway it was funny in its bizzare own way lol.
The parrot guy looks like bob saget
That Turtle joke killed me. Sadly today doing that shit would get a SWAT TEAM to show up at your door
5:49 had me cracking up
"I have a stripeo" fucking had me laughing.
Very good, my plan is working!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
Host 1: Barbara. That's the weirdest name for a man.
I like your hat
Thanks
John Murray nice tube top
thanks
I bet there was solid gold that was never recorded
Chances are, the calls we are able to listen to today are the bottom of the barrel just based on the sheer number of calls that happened.
1:21 was so funny, wouldn’t even think about saying I Hope he’s alright
I laughed even harder when I heard that, too!
7:25 cool it's Rocky Dennis from that Cher movie
How high are you hahaha
lol what year was this?
This was the mid 1990s :D
How old is this
*The best part is when the guy starts laughin' during the wind-up before the pitch .... lol*
Clean wholesome prank calls
So this stuff was on tv in the 80s? 3:14
3:14 Omg man I fkn cant breathe! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The goldfish caller, I think he genuinely thought goldfish "want" to jump out of his tank
My plan is working!
Haha "I have a collection of ants and sometimes soil come out of them...." that went way over her head lol
Opposite problem, ant collection but a piece of dirt shows up..what can I do about that?! 😂😂😂😂😂
Where did you find these videos
are you trying to sound like Tom and Ray Magliozzi from the Car Talk radio show at 10:24 ? hahaha, the way you say "THIS SUPER HEATED STEAM !" reminds me of them.
I really like these!! Have you ever seen ken sanders? That's also great,but keep it up
I really enjoy Zoidberg calling in to each of these shows
God that turtle one was incredible
do shows like this still exist
+Jesse Moore Pretty sure most public access shows were pranked out of existence
transcendentmuzic hahaha
At 6:18, the bird in the background is definitely a cockatiel (which is funny, since the previous clip was from a show about cockatiels lol).. Was that a coincidence or was it planned??
Complete coincidence! The Cockatiel on the phone was my Pretty Boy - and he had a huge vocabulary. He used to call out dog, Basil!
MY COMPOST IS ALIVE!!!!
4:47 Haha, Took me a minute to get the joke.
No matter what access TV prank call videos I find, THE SAME GUY MAKING THE CALLS IS IN ALL OF THEM.
Love good old long island pranksters
I miss doing this...
My man got the garden of eden with the animals
How old is this? Early 90s?
Exactly, around 1993 or 94.
that look he gives the guy after the question at 4:15 ... lmao. he reminds me of a character out of Wallace and Gromit the way he curiously turns towards the other guy.
These videos brighten my soul..
is that Paul Dano as Riddler?
5:52 come on talk!!!!
i agree the Turtle one was really funny
Tip of the week: "Keep a hunk of foam in your shed."
Haha best one with the killing family EVIL SMILE 7:13
Are these types of channels still around?
These are best if your stoned ;)
MrHerberttarlek everything is “best” when you’re stoned!
Right? Lol
MrHerberttarlek hahahah
The come on talk part killed me
The Tony/Russell bit is great. I'm assuming you were both, or was that just great timing on someone else's part?
I was Tony, and my friend was Russel. lol.
Hank Hayes Just curious. How long ago was this?
Vincent Fenner This was from around 1996.
An ant collection
Lol
6:23 is pure gold
Does this cable of public access still exist?
Does the US still have these kinda cable shows ???
3:19 😛😝😜😁😁
What year is this??
Early 1990's, about 1994
That's fantastic, I lived in Suffolk County back then haha,.
Mike from flushing.
omg this crazy amount of steam in my hands ... lolololol
that first guy was asking for it
Wtf happened at 9:30?
*Y'know, if the good doctor wore gardening gloves, she wouldn't hafta keep*
*annoyingly clapping her fuckin' hands every two secons like that ....*