What Sith Did In Their Free Time - A Horrific Existence

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  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    I assume they just sit in the dark, wringing their hands, repeatedly saying _”Soon…”_

    • @ronjon7942
      @ronjon7942 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ha, yes!

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I always assumed they went back to mommy’s basement, chugged Mountain Dew and spent all night trolling 4chan.

  • @dragondude9637
    @dragondude9637 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +562

    Darth Maul = martial arts training.
    Darth Tyanus = cup of equisite tea and royal muffins while listening to classical music.
    Darth Sidious = operas, fine dining.
    Darth Vader = depression tablets and therapy.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      😆

    • @OverHeed
      @OverHeed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Darth Sion = **ANGRY**

    • @AlternativeHistory32
      @AlternativeHistory32 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Darth Revan , flirting with Bastia .

    • @jarmoliebrand2005
      @jarmoliebrand2005 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Darth Nihilus = What about second breakfast?

    • @AlternativeHistory32
      @AlternativeHistory32 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jarmoliebrand2005 🙃😂😂😂

  • @newt9303
    @newt9303 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1033

    This video is total Jedi propaganda. As a Sith Lord I can tell you that my daily routine typically consists of tea in the morning, lunch around 12 or so, hiking in the afternoon and dinner at 6.

    • @sephikong7880
      @sephikong7880 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Coolio

    • @freereinvoltaic
      @freereinvoltaic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      Jedi: I like coffee in the morning. Let’s hang out.
      Sith: Cool, where at?
      Jedi: Starbucks?
      Lightsaber sound….

    • @the_eternal_darkness_8436
      @the_eternal_darkness_8436 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Haaaaaa

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I believe it. Who were the great child soldiers of the last 1000 years from the Sith? Oh yea there were none. Actually when they needed soldiers quickly, the Sith took the time to develop cloning techniques so they could rapidly age people so they had a fully developed mind rather than resorting to giving weapons to children and releasing them into the battlefield. Jedi propaganda is disgusting

    • @Christopher-qq4dl
      @Christopher-qq4dl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    Jedi: you can't have chicks
    Padawan: I wanna be a sith
    Sith: your free time SUCKS
    Padawan: ... I wanna be a jedi
    Jedi: good, start meditating
    Padawan: you know what, smuggler it is

    • @zzj14
      @zzj14 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      grey jedi lmfao

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Bounty hunters get all the babes

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Could go Mandalorian. Still involves a lot of discipline, though.

    • @LelandMGrayer
      @LelandMGrayer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What imagined the new open world outlaw star wars game will be like

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One of the few times I can honestly say a comment made me LOL

  • @ErykushBadu
    @ErykushBadu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    I like Sidious because he enjoyed the finer things in life, he was a senator attending operas with his master by day. Then scheming to destroy the existing Jedi order by night. Ancient sith embody a lot of power but Sidious and Plagueis take a more political and cunning approach to world domination. It's the practicality of how they (mainly Sidious) used the tools of the society around them to take down the Jedi that really impresses me. Just a thought I wanted to share, use your anger, it makes you powerful...

    • @brokenbridge6316
      @brokenbridge6316 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You make a good point

    • @muhaiminmin8759
      @muhaiminmin8759 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      overrated af

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah this is mainly because they are the end product of The Grand Plan 1000 years in the making. They were fortunate enough to come in with a millennium of wealth and connections already established, as well as fortunate to be a Munn (Plagues) and of Naboo Nobility (Sidious) so they had even more wealth and status in the galactic community. So of course their life will be far more luxurious and in a position to actually execute the Grand Plan.

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Lawrence_Talbotlet's not forget Darth Bane's year in that outer rim planet with Zannah during Dynasty of Evil, in which he was already in possession of remarkable riches, not as Wealthy as Hego Damask but not poor by any means. For all we know every single Sith was of means. Bane and Zannah were somewhat rich. Hugess Nom was a space craft designer, Damask was a financial Tycoon, Palpatine was Emperor and Vader had an actual planet for his musing.

    • @jimjam5570
      @jimjam5570 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oddly enough, its also why ancient with didn't like them. 🤷

  • @jsbcody
    @jsbcody 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    Unnamed Sith Lord: "I start with a light breakfast followed by very intense Dark Side training.......calling Coruscant and waiting on hold for an hour or two trying to speak to a live person or even a protocol droid. Yes, nothing gets you angry faster or keeps your focus, deepening your connection to the Dark Side. It is excellent Dark Side training, especially when followed by reaching through the Force to choke the person who finally answered to death."

    • @shamdonnosnikta9570
      @shamdonnosnikta9570 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That end somewhat sounds therapeutic

    • @jsbcody
      @jsbcody 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@shamdonnosnikta9570 How many times have all of us imagined this??

    • @TheEmpressPalpatine
      @TheEmpressPalpatine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Being kept on hold and pushing buttons and talking to computers on the phone, that'll get ANYONE on the Dark Side!

    • @jsbcody
      @jsbcody 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@TheEmpressPalpatine Yes, your training is almost complete, let your rage flow through you and reach through the Dark Side to finish them. Do it.

    • @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu
      @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Masters sending their apprentices on errands that are actually just a pretext to stick them in the worst traffic jams, fueling their rage...

  • @nialencapefet5154
    @nialencapefet5154 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Old Republic era sith were quite normal people (excluding some of them). Hatred is not actually the source of a sith's power according to the game's lore, it is passion, which can come from hatred, rage or fear, but also from desire, excitement or even love. Just a few canon examples that were definetely common: partying, boardgames, reading, art (there is a companion gift called "sith opera"), hunting. While propaganda definetely affected them to hate jedi and the Republic, or even have xenophobic wordviews, the masses of sith were not that different from a mandalorian soldier or a real life landed knight/spahi in lifestyle. Some were assholes, some were not, the latter group probably found a better hobby than stabbing their old classmates in the back ten years after their graduation.

    • @curious_one1156
      @curious_one1156 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So the source of a jedi's power is intent, and that of a sith is passion. Need vs want.

  • @EmperorCaligula_EC
    @EmperorCaligula_EC 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    I will forever think of Palpatine's spare time like in Robot Chicken Wars. XD

  • @Knuckles-hl1fp
    @Knuckles-hl1fp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Can imagine sidious just blasting cat after cat with force lightning in his spare time

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sidious when he has to Charge his Phone: UNLIMITED POWER

  • @mjlamey1066
    @mjlamey1066 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I have to imagine given the unhealthy obsession with power, the Sith are just always on the worst, most intense version of that David Goggins, "stay hard" grindset you can imagine.

  • @MrStiwan46
    @MrStiwan46 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    A trilogy about the ancient sith would be sick 🤙🏻

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      It would be if Disney sold the franchise to someone competent. Look at what we're getting for the early Jedi show 🤢

    • @subsamadhi
      @subsamadhi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Dont tell that to disney. They will ruin it with a passion

    • @Gor85
      @Gor85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Would be perfect!

    • @unyieldingrage1389
      @unyieldingrage1389 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Disney- Put a chic in it and maker her lame and geh 😂

    • @Gor85
      @Gor85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or make her all powerful and make men look like buffoons

  • @SectionChief
    @SectionChief 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    This just sounds like any corporate internship program.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But cranked to 15 out of 10, and with lethal force.

  • @prot07ype87
    @prot07ype87 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    _0:34__ "When the Sith aren't actively in the process of domination or destroying their enemies, what does their day-to-day life look like?"_
    *Thinking about domination or destroying their enemies.*

  • @treytonhunsaker
    @treytonhunsaker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Currently reading through Darth Plagueis by James Luceno... I find it massively interesting how Plagueis, at just over 100 years old, has procured a massive library of eclectic knowledge, despite his race, the Muuns, not having a fascination for any archival records besides business and banking ledgers. Darth Plagueis essentially takes on the role of an alchemical dark occultist, looking for the secrets of immortality while not batting an eye at luxury and decadence, enjoying life even as he searches for a way to prolong it. He throws lavish parties on his own private moon of Muunilinst, Sojourn, where they engage in hunting and debauchery of all sorts with a "primitive" theme to it all. From there he deals with, influences, and manipulates all the invited elite guests, much like the elite groups running the show in our own world do.

  • @charlesjermyn5001
    @charlesjermyn5001 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Your conclusion is from far the aspect that would be the most interesting aspect, never mentionned in other lore: the social class of the Sith. In the begining of the Rule of Two: Bane used to be a miner, then a soldier (a very rough life), Zannah was the daughter of farmers (poor life), Caugnus (an assassin who rose from the bottom).... and then we arrive to Tenebrous (a successful starship engineer), Plagues (the heir of an important Banking Clan upper echelon), Sidious (heir of an important noble family of Naboo), only Vader got back to a miserable origin. It would be a very intersting topic to explore about the mentality and way of behave and act by comparaison of Sith personnal origins.

  • @jonathancarlson6127
    @jonathancarlson6127 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The marauders in training would typically raid the Jedi temple on Coruscant and graffiti “SITH HAPPENS” or some such on the wall, with one group going to Jedha and using the force to alter the sabers of giant statues into, reproductive parts.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A Jedi teacher activates his lightsaber, but it looks like a glowing d!ldo, which causes the younglings to go blind.
      Another one is shocked when his communicator's ringtone has been changed to "Why are you hitting yourself?"

  • @rayloc420
    @rayloc420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    As the Dark Lord of the Sith, in my spare time, I dabble in the light.... so I can better see the Darkness.
    Peace is a lie. There is only passion.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sith teacher: "Recite the teachings!"
      Acolyte: "Uhh...Peace is a fly, there is only poison-" (gets electrocuted)

  • @marshalllatta2073
    @marshalllatta2073 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I love sith lords and also love to more about their culture and dark side powers can't wait to see more sith in future of star wars

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah start up a Sith Academy of dark Lord's and Masters. 😄

    • @willdavis3802
      @willdavis3802 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Prepare to be sad. Disney Wars is going to give you Witches at best.

  • @alexbanks8429
    @alexbanks8429 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I was gonna make a joke about a Sith apprentice forgetting his gear and having to do it in his underwear, but that made me wonder: do Sith wear underwear? What brand? Pains? Fruit of the doom?

    • @ronjon7942
      @ronjon7942 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Victoria Secret

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ronjon7942 Vicious Secret

  • @thalmoragent9344
    @thalmoragent9344 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Well; constantly watching over your back, being brought to great anger/hatred with a snap of a finger, and essentially using the drug that is the Dark Side all points to a rather... grim existence.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why I'm team light side all the way.

  • @DarthCuddlefluff
    @DarthCuddlefluff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Bane was such a ditz. It doesn't matter how MARGINALLY more powerful your Sith are from the majority of old sith. It doesn't matter how well hidden you think you are. There are two of you. If you were discovered that was the end of all the Sith. They got lucky. It wasn't a genius tactic. It was a buffoonish one.

    • @billygrantham5380
      @billygrantham5380 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      One interesting theory on the rule of two is that every generation of Sith gained more power as the Rule of two continued.
      Put simply, after defeating the master, the power, strength and knowledge transfers to the apprentice. Therefore making each generation stronger and stronger. Until a thousand years later you get a nearly unkillable palpatine that even Yoda didn't hold a candle to and could never beat.
      Only Luke had a chance being the son of the chosen one.

    • @willdavis3802
      @willdavis3802 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@billygrantham5380 How would knowledge transfer? This is even contradicted by the movies. Only one has discovered how to cheat death, but together we will achieve it... Palpatine clearly didn't know what his master did after he got him drunk and murdered him in his bed.

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@billygrantham5380”couldn’t hold a candle to”? Yoda dueled Sidious to a standstill and not to mention the fact Yoda was able to force push him just as effectively as Sidious used force lighting against Yoda proves that the two are close in power.

    • @billygrantham5380
      @billygrantham5380 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tommoore2012 In the book of the revenge of the sith, Yoda goes into the fight thinking that he can beat Sidious. However as the fight goes on Yoda realizes that he, the greatest of the Jedi, the "avatar of light" simply wasn't strong enough.
      He realizes that the sith had changed and had been preparing a thousand years for this very moment. Yoda understands that because of that, he has already lost. That he had lost before he was even born. The sith plan was perfect and that if he continued to fight he'd eventually lose and if he died the galaxy would be forever lost to the sith. The Force imparted to him that he had a greater mission to fulfil.
      Listen to the revenge of the sith audiobook scene of Yoda vs sidious and you'll understand. It's better than the movie and more accurate.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I just headcanon that there are multiple pairs of Sith scattered around the galaxy at any given time, but each team of two only ever relies on each other to maintain secrecy.

  • @fearthepiggaming2998
    @fearthepiggaming2998 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Fun note by the way you actually get a really good look at the inner workings of a sith academy in the red harvest novel
    It might be a little hard to notice between all of the zombie action but you do actually get a very good look of what life inside of a sith temple was like.
    It seemed pretty cutthroat and not too dissimilar to what it was like in Bane's era although it did seem like some Sith Masters did care for their students on some level if not because of them individually but at least in the sense that they continue the legacy of the Sith. Also it seems like students weren't allowed to carry lightsabers outside of special situations due to some of the students being really surprised when I saw one just laying out. And lastly the students were not afraid to backstab each other keep in mind that red harvest is a zombie book but the absolute ease that one apprentice betrayed another and lack of surprise from the apprentice being betrayed tells me that this was common

  • @Gor85
    @Gor85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    This is really interesting. It's easy to imagine what they did,how they learned. I remember on Korriban,the Academy. They did this. Learned,read scripts,lightsaber combat. Really interesting.I'm not shocked. It's normal Sith Maters wanted to indulge themselves. Pleasant company,great food,women. Great,luxurious life. I would like to be trained in Rule of Two era. May the Force be with you too. Have a great day too

  • @Havoc1019
    @Havoc1019 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Everyone who uses the Darkside seems so angry all the damn time like they never even smile. Like I always wondered if laughter was considered weak? I can't see Vader cracking jokes to Palpatine.

    • @tombondcrispy6585
      @tombondcrispy6585 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Let the hate flow through you

    • @frethero19
      @frethero19 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sidious seems to be having a blast. When is that dude not smiling and laughing like a maniac?

    • @BulletTooth504
      @BulletTooth504 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@frethero19 Yes, he was quite the jolly fellow.

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Palpatine is Always Happy with his Friends Joker, Voldemort, zod and Loki around

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They probably had all joy beaten out of them by their experiences. Many likely grew disillusioned with that lifestyle but remain stuck in it since they never had a life outside of it.

  • @IamSkyeOrion
    @IamSkyeOrion 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    As a sith lord, I like to go to the local bar and down a few cold brews after a hard day of conspiring.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Truly a more civilized individual you are 😄

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jedis: so uncivilized

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...and then fall dead because the bartender was paid by your rival to poison you.

  • @TheFluffyWendigo
    @TheFluffyWendigo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The thought of these guys going grocery shopping or filing tax returns is just hilarious

  • @xx_luigi_xx7223
    @xx_luigi_xx7223 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    According to SW:TOR, a sith acolyte/apprentice in the academy would basically just run errands for the lords of the academy, and were designed to root out the weaker acolytes until the strongest of the group was left, at which point they would become a full apprentice of a darth or lord. Sometimes, a lord or darth could specifically request a group be put together for them. Obviously not canon, but still an explanation nonetheless

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Swtor will always be canon to my heart

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's canon to me.

    • @Fusseliko
      @Fusseliko 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They also forced every force sensitive in the empire to enter this training, or die if they were too weak. You couldn't opt out. I imagine that by the time they even let anyone into the academy on Korriban, they've already executed a decent chunk. There are many missions in that game where you're either tasked with exterminating low-level force sensitives the republic is hiding, or, on the flipside, rescuing them from the empire.

    • @Legio_Purpura_10_28
      @Legio_Purpura_10_28 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SWTOR is more Canon than anything disnep "makes".

  • @michaelpereira147
    @michaelpereira147 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "what do you do in your free times ?"
    "oh, we electrocute each other with my friends and express hate"
    "you need to see a therapist"

  • @conmineworks4187
    @conmineworks4187 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The rule of one was probably hell then, because Sidious just made Vader do a whole bunch of work for hours on end.

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Empire under Sidious was a lot like The Office.

  • @strikerfrost7222
    @strikerfrost7222 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Can you make a video explaining just how powerful Anakin was during operation Knightfall? There seems to be a pretty common belief that KF Vader was some peak form of Anakin that could even defeat Yoda or Sidious if he wasn't conflicted

  • @GnosticAtheist
    @GnosticAtheist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Sounds like a dedicated lot. Its important to have dreams and focus on your career.

  • @christophersmith3695
    @christophersmith3695 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    So they didn’t drown kittens in their free time?

  • @Jedi_With_Aesthetic
    @Jedi_With_Aesthetic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I think it would be cool if they introduced a Palpatine level Sith Lord with a stronger and darker version of beast control that has Starweirds as bodyguards imagine how awesome that would look a Sith on a Throne yellow/red eyes with two really tall skeletal figures floating off the ground ready to attack at their masters command and imagine the Sith Lord feeding captured Jedi to his Starweirds in canon it’s implied that they can drain life force and even destroy worlds having a Sith Lord utilizing them like that would be awesome

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If we take the lore of Supernatural Encounters at face value, the Star Weirds can't really be controlled, save by their various powerful matriarchs.

    • @Jedi_With_Aesthetic
      @Jedi_With_Aesthetic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@blackshogun272 yeah in legends I think that would be true but canon from the doctor Aphra comics The Starweird seems more creature like R2d2 is able to shock it and temporarily stun it Aphra cuts its arm off and it seems to feel pain Luke is able to impale it with shards of glass. It didn’t kill the Starweird but temporarily got stuck in its body suggesting it is actually a corporeal being and not just some evil ghost like in legends but that is just my theory on legends va Canon starweirds I may do a video about it or something I just hope that comic isn’t its last canon appearance because those things are awesome asf

  • @chiquita683
    @chiquita683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Sith decided to end the countless deaths in battles and move to a philosophy of only having 2 members of their group. Jedi trained children to fight in wars at 10 years old or younger in "their off time" for over a thousand years after they believed their enemy had disappeared. Which side is horrific?

    • @DarthCuddlefluff
      @DarthCuddlefluff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I hate it when people claim that the Jedi were worse. They are not. The Sith didn't altruistically limit their numbers to avoid death and carnage. They did it in a feeble attempt to consolidate power greedily away from those they deemed unworthy. Also the victims of the thought bomb had a torturous existence after it went off.

    • @AndreyMakarov-i7h
      @AndreyMakarov-i7h 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So jedi have an army of powerful space wizards, and sith only have 2?

    • @psychedelicartistry
      @psychedelicartistry 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The Jedi of Revenge of the Sith were way out of sync with what it meant to be a Jedi. They became complacent and arrogant, like anyone in an age of peace before an age of decline. In my opinion, they were not true Jedi, and nature always finds a way to restore balance. In Star Wars, the spiritual and natural consciousness is the force, so the force balanced itself out by wiping 99% of them from existence, and although it led to an age of despair in the galaxy, it was absolutely necessary to restore balance in the force.

    • @TheGriftcast
      @TheGriftcast 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AndreyMakarov-i7h that's all it takes.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@DarthCuddlefluff
      Exactly, people take the Jedi's actions and skew them so hard that it's laughable

  • @magicaltour1
    @magicaltour1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This is why the Sith keep going extinct, they’re too busy fighting each other. Their greatest enemies are themselves.

    • @ErykushBadu
      @ErykushBadu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I love this about them, its in their nature to just fight with eachother. 10 Sith could cooperate but all it takes is 1 of those 10 Sith to decide he's more powerful than the rest and start an internal fued that inevitably leaves the strongest among them alive and the rest either dead or as obedient acolytes.

  • @greengoblin99999
    @greengoblin99999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hey man, i been a fan of star wars my whole life. thanks for the lore

  • @brokenbridge6316
    @brokenbridge6316 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This was an interesting look into the Sith Order and how they view their down time

  • @brettandersson3206
    @brettandersson3206 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What would it be like to be a Sith in each era?
    Darth Bane: Ummm, not great…not great.

  • @arianah9472
    @arianah9472 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can see them in the Galactic Mailroom saying... " Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely!

  • @mr.octopus6972
    @mr.octopus6972 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They spended most of their time laughing like mad men while recharging batteries with their fingers. They where stuck on an old inside joke saying the words "ullllltimate pawaaaaarrr" way too often until no one really knew what was the original joke and why it was funny anyway...
    When bored they made prank calls to the jedi academy or compared saber lenght.

  • @novaskyzero
    @novaskyzero 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Bring a Gray or Fallen Jedi sounds the most appealing to me. I’d honestly want to study both light and dark sides of the force and use them simultaneously. Kinda like how Anakin does in Ashoka

  • @kingshadow8782
    @kingshadow8782 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    May the Force be with you all.

    • @OlivierMosimann
      @OlivierMosimann 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sith answer: May the Farce be on you 😅

  • @larrym5150
    @larrym5150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Gotdamn I'm about sick of youtube and these fucking ads popping up in the most inconvenient times.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a conspiracy to drive more of us to the dark side.

  • @Tataddove-gd7or
    @Tataddove-gd7or 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Malgus!!!!!! What Vader wish he was.

  • @Dreamo84
    @Dreamo84 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Sith really fall apart for me when I think about it to much. It’s such a pointless existence. Hatred? Why? Just cause? Thirst for power? For what? Just cause? They’re just so blindly evil it lacks realism without underlining motivations.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dutchrjen Abeloth or some other dark side entity gains enough influence over force users when they fall to the dark side that they become puppets without realizing it, and most of the "power" that the dark side gives actually comes from the entity controlling the user like a puppet master, while giving into one's own passion is just a way to mold the Sith's will toward that of the entity. The Jedi are aware of this and try to abstain from passions as a way to shield themselves from the entity. The majority of the Sith deny this aspect of the dark side while their inner circle embraces it as a form of ascendance.
      There, I just fixed everything in a few sentences.

  • @aaronasissoard1098
    @aaronasissoard1098 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The old sith tales are so amazing

  • @itsvalentine7783
    @itsvalentine7783 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sith existence during the old republic:
    *NAVY SEAL hell week noises*

  • @jwappel3068
    @jwappel3068 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wish this happened and they had adaptions of the red hulks and Immortal Hulk. I especially would want the show's Betty to be Red shehulk.

  • @baldyhardnut260
    @baldyhardnut260 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sith life is so much more interesting than the Jedis. I found the jedis life to be sort of mundane

  • @samuelrobles3737
    @samuelrobles3737 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Day 319 of asking for a part 3 of what if anakin was trained by qui gon

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He would turn out the same since Obi Wan had the exact same personality as Anakin and was trained by Qui Gon.

    • @rebelfighter5249
      @rebelfighter5249 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude, stop asking. You're so annoying. I see this request on almost every video SW does and I believe he's ignoring you b/c he has no need to make a part 3.
      Just drop it already. If it's been almost a year and there's no answer from the channel owner, then it's safe to say he'll never make the video.

    • @samuelrobles3737
      @samuelrobles3737 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rebelfighter5249 Your words that you speak like venom are self reflecting. I am sorry for your pain. But the Force is the key to healing all kinds of pains and longings. I know for I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. May the Force be with you...always

  • @lordofthehouseofstormcrows8615
    @lordofthehouseofstormcrows8615 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When you can literally kill a planet with a ceremony....you don't exactly kick back, read star forbes and sip your star drink out of your favorite star mug.

  • @Nick_Nekro
    @Nick_Nekro หลายเดือนก่อน

    as a sith lord
    my day consists of:
    5am wake up
    ice bath
    hot yoga
    100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, 10 km run every single day
    plenty of juice

  • @davidmace3310
    @davidmace3310 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is rumored that Darth Sidious became quite skilled at Shuffle Dancing in his free time.

  • @IAMJUSTME841
    @IAMJUSTME841 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6am: awaken in cold sweats
    9am: ponder ways to usurp Master
    Noon: take pet Rancor for walk/massacre
    3pm: gaze into the abyss
    5pm: further brooding
    7pm: dinner with myself
    10pm: don pajamas with sith lightning bolts (tell NOONE) and flip off the world before going to bed

  • @SheevPalpatine
    @SheevPalpatine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A horrific existence? I'm literally watching TH-cam videos on my throne right now. Being a Sith is great!
    The only horrific part of my day is listening to Vader cry about his dead wife and whine about sand.

  • @John-b7w5b
    @John-b7w5b 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's weird, I like the sith more than the Jedi but I like the light side more than the dark side...but only about 60%

  • @eckartmaichel6604
    @eckartmaichel6604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rugess Nome and Hego Damask would beg to differ. Their life sounds pretty much like your regular billionaire lifestyle.

  • @thejuggernaut5327
    @thejuggernaut5327 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I imagine a lot of online trolling

  • @PrometheanKitchen96
    @PrometheanKitchen96 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You know what if I was a sith I'd probably want to be born in the rule of two era, so that way I would also be able to keep my double life

  • @FDiego-iw5zw
    @FDiego-iw5zw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a Sith Lord, I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

  • @guillaumeinjjuz1744
    @guillaumeinjjuz1744 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Any master but sidious. Sidious was such a brutal master and he f*cked rule of two by wanting to be the 1 and only sith

  • @airbender2318
    @airbender2318 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This reminds me of Spartan training

    • @sisigs4820
      @sisigs4820 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The old sith definitely.

  • @JustBalazs
    @JustBalazs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I live in the Coruscant Republica 500 66th floow. My name is Darth Sidious. I'm 77 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    There is an idea of a Darth Sidious. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

  • @joshuahenderson3444
    @joshuahenderson3444 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s actually funny to me bkuz the Jedi viewed attachments as a path to the dark side whereas the Sith viewed attachments as a form of weakness which would explain Palpatine’s frustration with Darth Vader as he merely told Vader time and time again to forget and let go to further the rule of two during the reign of the Empire 8:18

  • @user-randomdude1234
    @user-randomdude1234 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a Sith Lord, i do the groceries, free groceries

  • @MrDale53
    @MrDale53 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sith spent (spend?) their free evenings watching SOUTH PARK, of course.

  • @wildskelly
    @wildskelly 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this aint stopin me from becoming the ultimate sith lord

  • @edstockton3685
    @edstockton3685 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was always a fan of Palps's more modern high-society approach in getting Plagueis bladdered on good wine before killing him.
    No reason why homicide for advancement shouldn't also be elegant 🍷

  • @spikedpsycho2383
    @spikedpsycho2383 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nothing like threat of enemy to motivate you to get stronger.

  • @oddmanout8692
    @oddmanout8692 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So the Rule of Two Sith pretty much acted the same way Lord Kaans Brotherhood did? The same lifestyle that Daŕth Bane detested?

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Darth Archannos: Just because you met one Sith Lord does not mean you met them all, you would quake in your boots had you met Lord Syphilis or Darth Pervus!
    Serra Keto: Wait, that cannot be there names,...right!?
    Shaak Ti: I agree why would they even be called that?
    Darth Archannos: Why do you think! :D
    Barriss Offee: Ew, that is disgusting

  • @donaldcook7108
    @donaldcook7108 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sorry to correct but if memory serves during the Old Republic period they mostly used Kolto not Bacta tanks. The galaxy at large didn't adopt Bacta until around 4100 BBY, before that is was Kolto.

  • @laxstrat
    @laxstrat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lightsaber training, followed by force lightning endurance.

  • @robdixson196
    @robdixson196 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always imagine they do a lot of tough poses in the mirror.

  • @americancrimejournal
    @americancrimejournal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was getting drunk and getting Hedi from Jedi chicks.

  • @Josh-ye9ol
    @Josh-ye9ol 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    More proof the rule of two only served to weaken Sith as a whole.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Truer words have never been said. Stength in numbers. 😆

    • @debutriah2854
      @debutriah2854 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@hackman669so they could kill each other lol

    • @debutriah2854
      @debutriah2854 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is that why the Sith conquered the entire galaxy

    • @kevking2355
      @kevking2355 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      tbh it would be way cooler if there was armys of sith vs armys of jedi then what we got@@debutriah2854

  • @LordoftheSith
    @LordoftheSith 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like nothing more than a cup of tea and a rich tea biscuit while plotting the downfall of the Jedi

  • @thenameless2379
    @thenameless2379 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm Sith and I take nature walks I tend my garden and play with my doggo and help my neighbors.
    My training is merciless and I'm so strong in the dark side I literally cannot be exposed to sunlight and have even achieved oblivion.
    But I have no desire in hunting Jedi.

  • @cheezius3357
    @cheezius3357 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro this is the best idea for the next big Star Wars game. Your a Sith recruited to become an apprentice I leave the rest to your imagination 💭

  • @bustedsaint9442
    @bustedsaint9442 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What books should I read after the bane trilogy. Bane was arguably the best book series I’ve ever read

    • @erikpalacios4279
      @erikpalacios4279 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Darth bane my fave books of all time

    • @erikpalacios4279
      @erikpalacios4279 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Read the Darth plagiues novel

  • @Andrew-sr5nq
    @Andrew-sr5nq หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jedi=Shaolin Monks
    Sith= Spartans

  • @Generalphoenix8438
    @Generalphoenix8438 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In my concept for two soth xharacters from seperate stories had different eras one duting the sith and jedi wars and the other 100 years after.
    Darth wrath- trained in the sith academy at a young age and did nothing but train when not sent to hunt jedi. However when he went into exile and living in the wild forest of a remote world would hunt and kill predators. He chose to abandon the empire and the war under circumstance and at times was hunted by jedi and sith all died as his skills as a hunter and a warrior was almost unmatched from his fighting style.
    Darth malice- after the empires fall he was trained in secret by his master and was a representative of his people at a young age after his parents death. He was trained as a sith and if not training he would meditate at an oasis that was the only peace he could find. The jedi he faces was his close friend and when he was discovered he saced her and killed his master. Wounded and was rescued by the jedi. But they chose to both leave the orders after a day isolated and being hunted by his masters allies. They returned to there world and chose to rule the people together as the leaders and began a new order called the order of Sedi they would wield both light and dark and recruited many to there ranks. They escaped the galexy and found a world for there powers to grow greater until the day they return to restore true balance to the force.

  • @ejaramillo1994
    @ejaramillo1994 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to know the tuition costs for all these different Sith academies

  • @Shopping-m8y
    @Shopping-m8y 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Rule of Two life actually sounds far far far far far better than the Jedi

  • @plaguenotprophet7840
    @plaguenotprophet7840 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It reminds me of my free time

  • @ThomasBoyden-g5o
    @ThomasBoyden-g5o 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kanobi the male model, you can tell he loves dancing with those models whilst flirting with padme

  • @williamrichardson2596
    @williamrichardson2596 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lots and lots of paperwork. Feed the beast.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did Sith have pets 😆🦝🐵🐕

    • @williamrichardson2596
      @williamrichardson2596 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @hackman669 oh man, lots of pet peeves.

  • @hackman669
    @hackman669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Any good Sith? 👍

  • @SexDrugsAndJesusPodcast
    @SexDrugsAndJesusPodcast 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice

  • @PyroKing253
    @PyroKing253 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dude that's my background picture on youtube lol XD

  • @Elvis-m3i
    @Elvis-m3i 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a Sith, I like to smoke mad blunts and eat everything in the fridge.

  • @ozmozis6073
    @ozmozis6073 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Question. If Anakin was transported to this era of the Sith, would he have thrived or rejected it?

  • @ColdHighway7
    @ColdHighway7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Definitely Rule of Two Sith but outside of that; Grey Jedi

  • @PsychedelicDude
    @PsychedelicDude 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What would happen if a sith got everything they wanted? What then?

  • @heathhannah454
    @heathhannah454 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zannah and Bane pretended to be siblings not uncle and niece

  • @hachi666roku
    @hachi666roku 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just assumed model startship building in a bottle… nothing would channel more frustration and hate than that hobby

  • @joshuahenderson3444
    @joshuahenderson3444 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sounds to me the Sith had more luxury than the Jedi lol

  • @darthpagan76
    @darthpagan76 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jedi & Republic propaganda to downtrodden my Sith brothers and sisters. We shall rise again. 😂

  • @Nicole-bd8vm
    @Nicole-bd8vm 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They read 'The Prince' by Machiavelli

  • @phorz85
    @phorz85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a question is that ? What free time? It's not like we r talking about a 9 to 5 job here. What does a scientologist during his "free time"?