@@tombstonejones9581 it is true, I just think it's it's funny to say they just last forever. For that they require extremely rigorous and frequent maintenance, but It do be like dat sometimes
We all need to stop for a minute and appreciate Bruce's thought process. Tbunz says "you should get a drive" and Bart just goes "I have a better idea. How about a private jet every week?". And the best part is, in his mind, those thoughts were connected. 😂😂😂
Easily one of the stupidest things he's ever said on the show, strokes aside. Yeah, let's pitch a restaurant company to fly me around on a private jet every week for ad reads.
@@fabzzpagano8635 Are you really suggesting the two are even slightly comparable? YES is the answer to you’re question! One make me total sense considering his lifestyle. The other is preposterous 🤦♂️
I remember i was like that when i was like 10yo then i realized, but now im on the opposite end and overthink everything and have anxiety... kinda miss my oblivious days when i just did and said whatever n thought everything was always cool lol
Bert: "I need a driver, I don't really use my car much....." "Actually, I want a driver who's a monkey in a glass bowl outside of my car driving me everywhere." "Wait NO. I want a private airplane with Hooters girls inside and they have pitchers of beer as soon as I get on the plane."
I was resuscitated in front of the Seattle Hooters on lake union because I had a seizure in kayak and drowned. Hooters brought out on the dock a lazy boy chair they had in the back of Hooters. Yes, the Seattle Hooters had a fucking Lazy Boy chair in the back of the restaurant!
I like how your emphasis is on the lazy boy. I I know I almost died and all but how crazy is it for real that you guys just had a lazy boy on standby back there?
I’ve never had a driving violation not dui but I don’t live in LA. I would 100% drive Bert everywhere. It’s upsetting I’m not in LA lol. If you come to Coeur d’Alene ID I’m totally down to drive you both 👌👌😂
Burt is thinking of it based on the amount of free alcohol, but Tom is technically the smarter one in that if you get a private jet company to sponsor you, you can just buy the booze for the flight. I think Tom is grossly underestimating the amount of alcohol Burt drinks.
Berts going to be the 50 year old dude who's shocked and makes a pity party of himself once a doctor tells him that his 30 years of alcohol abuse has done damage on his body.
Tom, pls hire me to be berts driver. Pls man, clean record, no dui’s, not even a speeding ticket. Please take me into consideration. Always great content man have a good evening. Thanks.
I'll be Berts Driver AND Trainer. He'll get everywhere on time and he'll be in better shape than anyone in YMH. Put your big boy pants on, Bert, and lets fuckin go.
5:34 @bert bro you should get sponsored by good year and you ride the blimp and wear a leotard and be like its mascot coz you already look similar lol 😂
@@kb5509 it doesn't mean that. I'm asking, if you think one of the two people in this podcast are unfunny. Why would you watch it? Either means "or" not "both".
@@relevantusername3342 out of all the podcast Tom has done, how many are solo? If I want to listen to a Tom segura podcast for the most part it’s with Bert or his wife.
'Do you think they can tell I'm drunk?'
I just assume Bert
Slurring his words? Nah, he's a good guy
@@tombstonejones9581 hees sah good guiie
The thing is, I don't think we've ever seen him NOT drunk. He's probably secretly a genius
@@andrewarnold9818 LOL
The laughing in the background gets me every F*ing time
That redheaded J that doesn't let people use their phones lol
So fkn contagious lol
Nadav is the real MVP of this operation.
Same
It’s the best thing in the world to me hahahaha , native cackling just ups the funny to an all new level
Normal that Bert does not drive his car if he is 24 hours alcoholized.
Was about to write the same thing lol
Bart*
Bort*
That’s a very nice way of saying drunk. I’m going to borrow that from you.
@@kevincorso7929 💀💀
Bret had me at "Damnit, he knows I still got a plane"
In this single clip, you can tell Bert completely forgets he has a wife, children, a family life. And i stand with him
If I was ever driving uber for Bert, I'd be like "Hey, aren't you that racist comedian, Bart Chrysler?"
I would just hit the person in front of me then run off... then wait until the podcast on monday to see what he says 😅😅😅
Bert *gets in car*
Me: “ Man this Molly is fire…oh, hey man, you want something to drink?”
"Hoo...Hooters ?" The sound of Tom still surprised at what his friend is about to say after all these years. Great couple!
2:42
lmao "do you think people can tell im drunk?"
berts like bender the robot from futurama.
ive never seen someone so aggro with positive energy as bert
I love Bert. I just put myself into what he's saying. Best idea ever
planes last forever?!? hahahahaha i love this
Planes and boats are the most reliable forms of transportation, didn't you know that?
@Javion MI. yeah you didn't get it
@@tombstonejones9581 it is true, I just think it's it's funny to say they just last forever. For that they require extremely rigorous and frequent maintenance, but It do be like dat sometimes
At least one of the former Hooters planes, a 737 registered N250TR has been scrapped lol
Try telling Delta or AA otherwise.
4:59 Tom's face when Bert ends his thought by just shouting "HOOTERS!!!!"
Nicest ride I've ever had was on of those signature Lincoln Town cars circa about 2011. The seats were so comfortable
That hand written 2 bears 1 cave sign really does it for me
We all need to stop for a minute and appreciate Bruce's thought process. Tbunz says "you should get a drive" and Bart just goes "I have a better idea. How about a private jet every week?". And the best part is, in his mind, those thoughts were connected. 😂😂😂
Bert should not ever be allowed to own a car purely based on the fact he’s perpetually buzzed
Michael Scott would fly Hooters Air. Boss move.
im framing this
I Love Bert. But I think he’s finally jumped the shark. 😆😂🤣. You can even see Tom trying to talk sense into him and to not lose it. 🤣
depending on the pay I will move from Tempe, AZ to LA next week, to be your full time driver.
Get that job bo!
Shotgun!
Easily one of the stupidest things he's ever said on the show, strokes aside. Yeah, let's pitch a restaurant company to fly me around on a private jet every week for ad reads.
The "I haven't driven my car in seven months" was ok, but the private jet idea was stupid?
@@fabzzpagano8635 correct
@@fabzzpagano8635 rather not have him driving around to be honest.
@@NYJWR07 Fair point.
@@fabzzpagano8635 Are you really suggesting the two are even slightly comparable? YES is the answer to you’re question!
One make me total sense considering his lifestyle. The other is preposterous 🤦♂️
Bert's brain is something special.
You forgot the “ “ around special.
Fully tok’d
Bert is full time living in his own dumb little world.
Or perhaps he is the genius and we are all the dumb ones. For all I know, he is not too concerned about paying his rent next week.
@@fabzzpagano8635 you pay weekly rent?
@@GoatFarmer706 you proved his point lmfao
I remember i was like that when i was like 10yo then i realized, but now im on the opposite end and overthink everything and have anxiety... kinda miss my oblivious days when i just did and said whatever n thought everything was always cool lol
Him and everybody else lol
His mouth did not stop moving that entire 11 minutes 💀
Nadav F$*king kills me every time with his laughing in the background
Bert needs to think about his family
For Tom this is what it's like being a therapist.
Hey, genius (Bert) how do you get from the plane to the studio or wherever? You still need a car or a driver...
Take the Sky Vodka Chopper bruh. Rope down in a soapy pool outside the studio, kill two birds with one stone.
I love Bert
Bert: "I need a driver, I don't really use my car much....."
"Actually, I want a driver who's a monkey in a glass bowl outside of my car driving me everywhere."
"Wait NO.
I want a private airplane with Hooters girls inside and they have pitchers of beer as soon as I get on the plane."
Tom is looking at Bert like "you're insane "
My friend Rob used to fly for the Hooters Airline
Bert is so sincere
Planes last a long time because there are laws and forced inspections on the ones allowed to fly.
What is the clothes brand of the hoodie that bert is wearing with the 'N' and like a germany colored flag?
new balance?
New balance
Doesn't seem to be new balance. The logo is different
"Hooters is the only thing I can think of that makes sense"
He could quit calling it a plane and just call it "The Machine"
COME TO SAINT LOUIS AND WATCH/PARTICIPATE IN SOME STREET RACING
Anyone know what team Bert is wearing on his hat?
I was wondering the same thing. I've already tried multiple google Lens reverse image lookups on cropped images of the hats logo with no luck.
Do you know what the brand of Bert's hoodie is?
You know the B maaaaan
🤣
I was resuscitated in front of the Seattle Hooters on lake union because I had a seizure in kayak and drowned. Hooters brought out on the dock a lazy boy chair they had in the back of Hooters. Yes, the Seattle Hooters had a fucking Lazy Boy chair in the back of the restaurant!
I like how your emphasis is on the lazy boy.
I I know I almost died and all but how crazy is it for real that you guys just had a lazy boy on standby back there?
I love Bert’s absurd optimism about how part 91/135 aviation works….
If I lives I LA I'd drive Bert around sh** I love hearing yall talk I'd enjoy my job for once in my life
They should reach out to Garth I'm sure he's got a jet laying around
He would bcuz that’s low n loose
Yeah these are his real friends in low places
And I thought maybe Bert just had too much coffee/Kool-Aid, haha.
I love it haha 🤣 this has to happen somehow, please make Brent's dream come true.
the guy in the back gets me every time 💀
im in Oceanside i would be able to be Berts driver. also could help Tom with practice on race driving too
I’ve never had a driving violation not dui but I don’t live in LA. I would 100% drive Bert everywhere. It’s upsetting I’m not in LA lol. If you come to Coeur d’Alene ID I’m totally down to drive you both 👌👌😂
"its not milk, its a plane"
Bert is trying to make himself the next Spuds McKenzie....ffs.
the laugh in the other room is contagious
Beer and coffee, only Bert, only Bert
Bert oh Bert 😬 maybe Southwest will hook you up with some vouchers
Personal asst for hire. College graduate. Driver, cleaning, personal errands, and landscaping including pool cleaning
Now he’s talking about getting a ranch in Austin.
This was intense.
Thought he was going to go with a hooters uber service
Bert - $179
💻 Dude - It says $719…
Bert - That’s what I said
Is this TickTok still in Austin?
Burt is thinking of it based on the amount of free alcohol, but Tom is technically the smarter one in that if you get a private jet company to sponsor you, you can just buy the booze for the flight. I think Tom is grossly underestimating the amount of alcohol Burt drinks.
Na baby get that hooter guy to fire up that old plane! Daddy wants some unbreaded!
WheelsUp is literally that….. they blew off the ONLY company that they’re asking to do!!!???😂😂
Where do I apply to be Bert's driver??!
Yo ill be Berts fulltime driver im in socal and have a 100% clean driving record no DUIs never been in an accident.
Bert should just get a door guy from the store to drive him and he could double as an opener. Guarantee a young comic would do it
It’s funny cause most airplanes parts have to be replaced after a few flights. Parts have to be in great condition for safety reasons.
Bert Kreischer is trying to be duffman from The Simpsons
Hooters Uber would be sick
I will gladly drop my life to drive bert around, sign me up lmfao
Is Bert drinking a coffee and a Guinness at the same time?!
Bert sounds so awesome on 1.25 x speed
Does Tom seem to abruptly end the podcast as if he’s suddenly embarrassed for Bert? I thought I got that vibe.
Planes: They’re not milk!
Burnt has officially pickled his fucking brain.
Bert should buy an 1970 AMC rebel "the machine" lol perfect for him
Hell I’d drive them around just to hang out with them
Better off pitching Viagra. Re-do the livery, have the twin engines painted as balls and the nose cone as the head. A hand gripping the body.
Sta-bil....a gasoline additive to help keep it fresh for storage. Originally used on boats.
"I never drive" -drunk ass Bert
Bert you make me want to be better.
Hooters Air ceased operation in 2006.
Fly me in from australia ill drive you wherever you want big boy
Berts going to be the 50 year old dude who's shocked and makes a pity party of himself once a doctor tells him that his 30 years of alcohol abuse has done damage on his body.
Well he’s 49 and it’s happened already so…
He’s just ballin now, he’s got that FU money apparently
Tom, pls hire me to be berts driver. Pls man, clean record, no dui’s, not even a speeding ticket. Please take me into consideration. Always great content man have a good evening. Thanks.
Lmfao "Tito's doesn't have a 737"
I have one DWI and it's ending in like 3 months cause im hiding from the police for 5 years. I'll drive you Bert.
Yes I volunteer to be Bretts driver. No dui’s and former professional pizza man 👨
You need at least one DUI lol
The car from the movie exists and can be purchased it dropbe purchased it drives from the back seat look for it but it exists
How is Tom still alive from having to listen to this dude...lol
Brad should get his jet
Tom should’ve got a hooters plane lol.
Berts so drunk I’m judging him while I’m drunk.
Bert seemingly broke.
Where do I apply?!?! I've always been the D.D. Now I can get paid for it?! Sign me up
Yea Robert brooks owner of hooters chain dies in a hooters plane that chased in 1993
I'll be Berts Driver AND Trainer. He'll get everywhere on time and he'll be in better shape than anyone in YMH. Put your big boy pants on, Bert, and lets fuckin go.
5:34 @bert bro you should get sponsored by good year and you ride the blimp and wear a leotard and be like its mascot coz you already look similar lol 😂
This podcast should be named Bert wants to be funny
Genuine question here, why would you even watch this podcast if you think either person isn't funny?
@@kb5509 it doesn't mean that. I'm asking, if you think one of the two people in this podcast are unfunny. Why would you watch it?
Either means "or" not "both".
@@relevantusername3342 out of all the podcast Tom has done, how many are solo? If I want to listen to a Tom segura podcast for the most part it’s with Bert or his wife.
@@josephsedqy8168 that's very true. So it's just worth it to sludge through the other people.
Fly me in from Ohio, I'll do it and shit I'll even wear a hooters shirt lol