spy (bad father): - tries to kill his son - steal his money - surprise butt-secks him heavy (*good* father) - saves scout's life despite his wrongdoings - punches spy (bad father) into another map
my little brother doesn’t play tf2, doesn’t play any video games at all, and when i showed him this video he loved it instantly and still does two years later. that kind of staying power is rare. this video is wonderful
This was the very first TF2 animation I saw (not counting Meet The Scout). The amount of nostalgia I got from rewatching this is off the charts. I’m so glad I got to find this awesome community and be a part of it.
Scout - The Casual Smoker - Doesn't smoke all that often - Smokes for the aesthetic and the smell - Understands and respects the risks - Probably tries to dissuade people who don't understand the risks from smoking - Will not smoke if people ask him to Spy - The Cigarette Dealer and Heavy Smoker - Smokes anywhere and everywhere - Thinks smoking is a part of his personality - Thinks that lung cancer is a myth - Gives people free cigarettes and encourages them to use them - Would rather die than put down a cigarette
Ok, that was wholesome in the way only video games can be, but Scout's face at the beginning tells me one thing: that was not a cigarette, Scout was getting high af
The ending with Heavy saving Scout and Heavy putting Scout on top of his shoulders was wholesome. _That’s what a real dad would do, even if their sons did something wrong..._
I'm watching this at midnight and I'm honestly crying because I had an existential crisis recently and this is making me realize how beautiful humanity is. I'm being 100% serious.
idk why but heavy giving scout a piggyback ride just looks right. like the guys behind the mercs’ character design had that in mind when they made heavy and scout
Heavy -big Russian boi -loves sandvich -destroys anyone that smokes Be like heavy Edit: you can be only one, two, or all of them, you’ll be like heavy anyways
All of these spoof tf2 animators are so underrated, they are gods at SFM and they use their time and effort to entertain us with these things. So to the animator i say, thank you, so, so much
Spy is scouts dad. He just surprised butsexed his own son. Edit: red spy and blu spy are the same person. There is a difference between lore and gameplay
heavy is much better for smash than a dogon *piranha plant!* fighter siriosly which leaf Nintendo or sakurai was smoking to think it was a good idea to poot a piranha plant and Ridley as a fighter? *sigh* why its so hard to get what we want and when we get like shovel Knight or bomberman even waluigi they are assist trophys well at least we got super smash flash 2 there bomberman is a fighter and some more (like chibi robo this little robot needs more love go see the chibi robo games exept zip lash)
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How to stop people from smoking
No smoking sign: ❌
Having Heavy nearby: ✔
No you need both
where do I buy a heavy
@Direct sunlight is my worst enemy lol your right
Aren't you dead
Pot p ur right
I love how when I search up "no smoking" on TH-cam. This is the first result, I'm so proud of this community
Ay same
YO ITS YOU
NO
SMO
KING
Other ads: buy our products
Smoking ads: you gonna die
:)
I love how the smoke isn’t even coming from the cigarette, it’s just radiating off scouts body
true
Very true
unusual cigarettes?
Курение убивает
изнутри
Can't help but love how Heavy's a stickler, but doesn't want anyone to die
except in war lol
Trust me heavy has killed more people than you can count include that spy
But he'll have no problem launching Spy into the sky if he breaks the rules and lays a finger on his buddy Scout.
maybe Heavy can forgive scout because he can’t read, but doesn’t do the same to spy since he can
spy (bad father):
- tries to kill his son
- steal his money
- surprise butt-secks him
heavy (*good* father)
- saves scout's life despite his wrongdoings
- punches spy (bad father) into another map
Ha
Don’t smoke kids👍
He literally smashed his face into a no smoking sing
@@damarisaponte6902 yes but also he saved scout from spy
No bitch it's not his son blue scout is son of red spy
my little brother doesn’t play tf2, doesn’t play any video games at all, and when i showed him this video he loved it instantly and still does two years later. that kind of staying power is rare. this video is wonderful
Why would you show your little brother surprise buttseks
@@Miaweolla uh oh
420 LIKES LETS GOO
swagger
Stfu 😂
How to quit smoking:
Step 1:
Pick your phone
@@lucasordonez2622 step 2:become addicted to it
Have heavy punch you to the next map
@@masterpvpgaming F
*n o s m o k I n g*
The best anti smoking PSA ever
I agree
@@CEO_OF_BELLIC_ENTERPRISESnice
@dsfaerqsa what
0:48
How to prevent people from smoking
step1: Squish their heads
*NO SMO KING*
demo having secks with cactus
But I'm not stronk enough.
Step 2: 0:50 Kick about wall, for show Scout about no Smoking
step2: Ballerina twirl them into a wall
0:14 I love how the music is coming out of his mouth
{ Yukari } music?
@@Alt_eri yeas
0:19
There’s a party inside my mouth and everyone’s throwing up!
He put AirPods in his mouth
"Uhh... Heavy?"
"Yea?"
"Thanks palie."
Wholesome.
ikr
@@---pj1xz [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
:)
Wholesome as fuck
Iji
This was the very first TF2 animation I saw (not counting Meet The Scout). The amount of nostalgia I got from rewatching this is off the charts. I’m so glad I got to find this awesome community and be a part of it.
Scrotum
Bro wame
same
Same
In the end, I feel like heavy is a better dad than spy.
Yea
Cuz he is.
Yeah , he is
Yeah I’m pretty sure that a lot of dads are better than spy’s surprise but secks
He acts like a dad to his sisters and damn good dad at that
The fact that Spy is Scout’s dad makes this an extra level of concerning.
IKR
Suprise buttsex
Hes not
Xavier productions he is indeed, it is explained in the comics
Meet the spy
I’m not even joking that ending was kinda wholesome
@Spy oh sorry not you spy I was talking about heavy and scout in the end, I feel a little bad for you spy
It was WHOLESOME
It was some
E
e
Heavy is truely a good guy, hes concerned for their lungs
Moral of the story : Don't smoke or Heavy will punch you into the next map
Itsa Euh or as Badger says “I WILL SEND YOUR HEAD INTO OUTER SPACE!!!”
And that next map will always be Hydro.
Don't smoke unless you want to change the map.
@@attilakovacs5040 *nO sMOkInG!*
This comment is not only funny, but educational.
I mean it is “high” tower
THAT FREACKING SCOUT IS THE SPY
@@SteveBondFR_007 true cus is spy only smoke
Yeah i know because I AM THE REAL SCOUT XD
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SANDVICH?
remember guys:
𝓝 𝓞
𝓢 𝓜 𝓞 𝓚 𝓘 𝓝 𝓖
**anyone smoking**
W.D Gaster : ☠⚐ 💧💣⚐😐✋☠☝
Anyone : what
Wing Ding Master : That means "NO SMOKING"
@@tedehhh_ I smoked
@@werityu4423 bruh
@@tedehhh_ what it taste normal Trust me
😏
@@werityu4423 that's not good for lungs
0:46 demoman hugging cactus on the background lol
I think he's doing something else to the cactus………
@@AmoGus-s7zfr💀
Мне показалось что он туда впечатолса
“hugging”
@@SeasonedMeals sorry, im Russian speaking man, I don't speak English as well as English people;)
Undeniable proof that heavy is a better fatherly figure than spy ever was
😍
Ok but not by much
well at least spy felt bad for that
heavy would be a great dad tbh
heavy is an uncle so dis true
It's been 84 years...
Seriously????? Justin holy shit. You literally are everywhere. I appluad you man.
Eduardo JAO What?
go away.
foxy doxy Again, What?
yeah just go away
*why don't they show this in our health classes instead of showing cringe anti-smoking ads?*
Yup
No one
Anti smoking ads:"You'll die!"
@@engineergaming5989 well it's true lol
Yes, they need to promote this shet
@@titassimo231 but smoking isn't guaranteed to kill you other things may kill you, other things can kill you first.
It was scout and heavy’s father son relationship that got me interested by a ton from the beginning.
Scouts the kinda guy who would stab himself just so he can bleed on spy for telling him not to bleed on his suit
yeah true kill me
@@sleepyraygun later
@@Jim.m.mountain i need a medic
@@sleepyraygun cant help you zere i lost my medical license
@@Jim.m.mountain did someone wake up without a skelten
Scout - The Casual Smoker
- Doesn't smoke all that often
- Smokes for the aesthetic and the smell
- Understands and respects the risks
- Probably tries to dissuade people who don't understand the risks from smoking
- Will not smoke if people ask him to
Spy - The Cigarette Dealer and Heavy Smoker
- Smokes anywhere and everywhere
- Thinks smoking is a part of his personality
- Thinks that lung cancer is a myth
- Gives people free cigarettes and encourages them to use them
- Would rather die than put down a cigarette
good
*Don't be like Spy*
This message was brought to you by Heavy
accurate
Remember, spy has a smoking room. Expiration date.
Addiction sits nearby and giggles. Because know that gonna take both.
Honestly, I thought heavy would punch the spy just because he wears a smoking.
Lol.
Well played.
Pitty pun
I don't even know what else I expected coming from Sans' brother.
@@celesware The jokes got in his head. He's getting with the times! :D
I love the detail that being Spy’s son, scout also knows how to do his knife spin trick
Spy: Smokes
Heavy: So you have chosen, death.
HEAVT: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
I mean, he's not wrong.
Why is the FBI posting this
You are everywhere
Where's the funny
Heavy: no smoking
Pyro who realized the fire causes smoke: *nervous muffled sweating*
edit: legends say spy died from smoking and not yeet
Nice wandersong profile pic
@@heavybird5812 hehe I forgot the youtubers name. That made an animation with that birb
NO SMONKING IDIOTS
@@lwerts6476 lol
Pyro: *lighting a spy on fire*
Heavy: *teleports behind pyro* NO SMO KING!!!
Promise not to bleed on my suit.
*"No!"*
Where are you not?
Mangle 1218 r/ihadaseizure
NO
@@yafz4801 NO!
Your profile is me
Scout has the longest phone number
3:11
"Uh, Heavy"
"Yas?"
"Thanks paly..."
WHOLESOME!
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
I ship it :>
@@lilhappyz1771 no. Scout is in his 20's and Heavy is in his 50's or 40's
Its illegal to ship them.
I rest my case.
@@lilhappyz1771 stop
All of the dislikes are from smokers.
*NO SMO KING!*
Oh no,is it true?
@Acıma Yoksunu ok
*SMO-KING*
*N O S M O K I N G*
I’m your 1000 like
Ok, that was wholesome in the way only video games can be, but Scout's face at the beginning tells me one thing: that was not a cigarette, Scout was getting high af
m,
ghiogggug gh cu gh chi hj vh vh ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Smoking blunt is still smoking
I mean, he was on the tower
They call there "Hightower" for a reason
i love how heavy saved scout and then carried him on his shoulders, their friendship is so wholesome and i love it :3
When heavy saved scout, I almost cried. I dunno why. Then when scout said, "Heavy.... thanks pally." I smiled.
This antismoke ad is so emotional...
I know, right?? TF2 is usually violent. But this scene changed it into wholesomeness included!!
Suprise , BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX
Same
Tears of joy
NO SMO-KING
king of smo: but w h y
(Fallen kingdom intensifies)
This comment looks familiar.
**spy snort**
*UNCLOAKS WITH DEADRINGER*
mentelGen?
Smo king: Because...
ɴ o s ᴍ ᴏＫＩＮＧ!
Yaouckatoo
Pee
King
Smoke KING come here if you want to smoke no hoovies allowed
0:54
1:50 DAMN this beat
Okay that 8-bit version of the theme song was actually dope
Yea
Yep
Very dope
1:49 here comes the dope
Gang Garrison 2!
I'm honestly surprised that the only confirmed smokers in TF2 are Spy, Soldier, Demoman, and the Announcer.
There rest just have Smoking Guns, and also holes, still smoking from being shot
Scout just started to learn smo king
DAMN
Nah, Sniper did have a smoke with spy after he shot tfc sniper who was going to kill spy.
Lol the announcer
1:34
Scout : _(style opens an entire balisong and didn't cut his primary artery at the first fling)_
Red Spy : _"Not bad, kid..."_
yeah butterfly is the knife name dumbass
@@superboxes69 it's actually a balisong knife, butterfly knives have a different shape.
@@superboxes69 nice
Like father like son.
@@thatbeanbag really? I thought they were the same
Send this to everyone that... SMOKES
BREATHE AIR
Awwww, that's so nice. Thank you for this video, its warmed my heart
@ZwanzwaN
How else would it warm your heart?
666 likes this comment is (was) cursed
Heavy: NO SMO-KING
The King of Smo: guess i'll die
This comment should be on top
@@ihatemyoldcringecomments1018 fax
More like sofa-king
This joke is too clever
*shrug* guess i'll die
0:34 I like how scout just picks up the phone calmly
MEDIC. DOCTOR. MEDIIIIIICCCCCCC. HELLLPPP
🚬❌️CKAyT!
That MEDIC IS A SPY!
2:16 Why is this the most replayed. More concerning is that Spy is Scout's father.....
1:11 literally every villain in every literally superhero movie after they hatch an evil plan.
So true
Especially the cliché movies.
0:19 everybody gangsta till scout start speaking music
Voice chatting be like
Dude listen to heavy pls
Scout can speak music.
Thanks juan.
Put on captions the music is talking
"Uh heavy"
"yeah"
"thanks pally"
so sweet
Very wholesome indeed.
He doesn't say "da" there but close enough.
Hea y doesn't say da he said yeah
AAÄÂAAAA
@@Saucysaucevibe thanks for the correction just fixed it
i remember watching this back when i knew nothing about TF2
*scout: opens mouth music starts to play - this is how voice chat works
BROTHER
0:19
3:00
"Oh hey!"
"You must find someone much much smaller."
"**Wholesome laugh.Mp3**"
Death go to hell
@@Thatonerandomguy1331 No u
@@Thatonerandomguy1331 you first
I domt like when people correct eachother it annoys me
*dont
Well that took a weirdly wholesome turn at the end there.
Dude this was the first showing of tf2 that I saw, and I couldn’t stop watching videos like these.
0:30 remember always to slam ur face to the phone to call someone
I will keep that in mind, thank you.
Like ur noes
Got it. Forgot a sec ago.
no wonder i cant call anyone.Thanks for the advice
@robooby Nokia BRICK
Moral of the story :
*NO SMO KING*
Edit : I don't understand how did i get so much attention for a comment. TH-cam, care to explain ?
Smoking not good for you :)
@@buazsatria6786 its not smoking its
*SMO KING*
@@sherlyvlooger7119 ok i understand
Best Moral Ever :D
Smoking bad
The ending with Heavy saving Scout and Heavy putting Scout on top of his shoulders was wholesome. _That’s what a real dad would do, even if their sons did something wrong..._
Yet scout's real dad gave him surprise BUTTSEX.
Heavy is the best father figure ever
I'm watching this at midnight and I'm honestly crying because I had an existential crisis recently and this is making me realize how beautiful humanity is. I'm being 100% serious.
3:05 i love how the no smoking sign is just dying
Good ol' texture glitches in the Source engine...
New video: *NO Z-FIGHTING*
3:10
Scout: "Uh, Heavy?"
Heavy: "Yeah?"
Scout: "Why did that cactus disappear?"
Heavy: "What? A Spy!"
Rendering.
*Yes I know it's a joke...*
Huh?
@@kawaiipotato6621
If you look closely in the end a cactus dissapears, almost like spy's cloaking device.
Ok
Its because distance generation
This is Heavy approved. NO SMOKING!!!
Ok ok ok
don’t mind me im humping a cactus
Heavy is not Dead!
**Smoking** Good Joke
@harits fadhilah **Don't Hear And Still Smoking**
idk why but heavy giving scout a piggyback ride just looks right. like the guys behind the mercs’ character design had that in mind when they made heavy and scout
0:51 when I smell cigarette smoke 🚬
Me too!
Like 0:54
Heavy
-big Russian boi
-loves sandvich
-destroys anyone that smokes
Be like heavy
Edit: you can be only one, two, or all of them, you’ll be like heavy anyways
Well, I am Russian boy and love sandvich. I wish I could destroy anyone that smokes so I could be like Heavy.
once valve sees this SFM. Team Fortress 2 Update: Heavy can now see cloaked spys
Well im
Small Florida boi
Likes fun
*Wants anyone who smokes to die a horrible death*
I hate smoking
Heavy do not Smoke.
*He drink Russian Water* (u know what i mean right?)
Scariest things on Earth:
Dark
Serial Killers
Death
Cave Sounds
Disc 11
The Heavy saying no smo king
what about the cave sounds in minecraft. I literally breaked my phone when I hear that
Oh yeah I forgot.
@@iamwill1088 broke
@@godofmemesyeet3836 shut
@@iamwill1088 I was just correcting your spelling
2:21
That was a crazy backshot
0:24
Nobody:
Drug dealers unlocking their phone;
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ノ)
Heavy Used Numbers: 123456789101234567891012345678910 *Explode*
Heavy: NU SMU KING
_N O S M O K I N G !_
*NO SMO KING*
stonebrickcorp no slow king XD
NOH-SMO-KING
*NOH*
*SMOH*
*KENG*
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
SMOKEY
Alright, yeah
Me: tries to sleep.
Literally every baby in the neighborhood: 0:46
Wait is the baby the demoman having sexual Congress with the cactus?
Woopde doo
HAHAHA
lol
Dr. Dank I laughed way harder than I should’ve
this somehow was the first tf2 video i saw on youtube, i miss the good old days.
I actually enjoyed the pleasant happy ending for a change for most TH-cam videos
its wholesome 😊
what do you do when someone is smoking?
Google: tell them about the side effects.
Bing:
@@deantheperfect no You’ll get punch so hard you explode.
@@deantheperfect Smoking is a spy it's addictive and expensive
Yell in their face “NO SMO KING” and punch them to the stratosphere
All of these spoof tf2 animators are so underrated, they are gods at SFM and they use their time and effort to entertain us with these things. So to the animator i say, thank you, so, so much
Thank you. I appreciate your appreciation.
No j jimm
@@Kostamoinen I appreciate you appreciating his appreciation
@@Kostamoinen yeah it was pretty good, and that classic arcade fight was well done
@@faisal_tamano_jr I appreciate you appreciating his appreciation to his appreciation
This was my first tf2 sfm short I saw and honestly I have no regrets having this be my introduction to the genre.
someone smoking
Heavy: No Smo-King
No small king
@@unfinisheddrawing9158 thats what i thought to
Don't smoking
RARARARARARARARA BOOM
KINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Spy is scouts dad. He just surprised butsexed his own son.
Edit: red spy and blu spy are the same person. There is a difference between lore and gameplay
Really? -_-......
æügh be fore i watch took me about 20 minutes
its red spy not blu
Wait that's incest hell no
ಠ_ಠ Why do that to your son wtf?
*PewDiePie Minecraft series flashbacks*
I doubt thats a ciggarette...
he looks RRREEEEEAAALL high. makes sense hes on high tower
NO SMO-KING
ALRIGHT?
Ever shipped joe biden and obama
@@activitus1958 w h a t?
@@activitus1958 joebama
For a fact tgis video is the first tf2 video I ever watched in you tube history
0:48
Man, Demoman really loves that cactus.
LOL
I saw it
@@engineergaming5947 ENGINER YOU KILLED HEAVY
Wtf i see he rlly enjoyed 😂😂😂
he's very *attached* to it
Hurray! This video was everything i needed, suspense, comedy and a feelgood ending. So in tune with the christmas spirit
Not sure how you print a video but this should be on all tobacco packets.
just print Useful Strong Smart Red guy on them and people will get it.
NO!!!
SMO!!!
KING!!!
Heavy weapons gun:NO SMO KING
Me:yay!
My teacher played this when we were in health class learning the dangers of smo king. Brilliant shit
Ur teacher is smort
your teacher is a hella cool one
Nice teacher
That is the best teacher
Oh yea it is big brain time
Who else loves the fight theme between scout and spy.
Me
Not me
If I'm not mistaken, this music is from Gang Garrison 2 (aka the infamous TF2 _demake_ )
I love it
0:56 it's like you can feel heavy's breath on you right this moment
Ikr
ರ╭╮ರ
i didnt know scout had alot of dial numbers
No somking
Smells like sandvich
this was the first ever tf2 related thing ive ever watched, to you, this made me into tf2 and sfm! thank you alot!
0:56 Heavy’s “alright” is my favorite line of his
Mine is "NO SMO-KING"
´`´`´`´`
My favourite line is me saying "Alright yeah" in 0:58
@@TheCapGuy0 G O O D
@@abyssdrawssomestuff AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Mph!
I played this at my school, against a finding a no smoking advertisement. I won.
Yay :D
Awesome
What about that buttseks
@@EndangeredMax the teachers didnt care
Nintendo Fan Unity teacher of the year
*remember kids dont smoke it bad for your health*
They got vapes now
no smoking or heavy will up-smash you
I vape!!!
@@mihailgeceski4945 v a p o r w a v e
😐🚬
What?
Absolutely perfect ending 💖
Spy: **Almost kills Scout**
Heavy: **Valve Guy**
Spy: **Puts a cigar in his mouth**
Heavy: **Valve Guy turns around**
One word... RUN
You’re a gators
heavy : spy
spy : ...
heavy : No smo - king
heavy throw spy to Brazil
What we think that the authorities will do if we smoke in a "no smoking" area:
0:46
don’t forget demo man in the background
@@leavemealoneiamtiredofmaki2090 it is very important
"Oh hey"
What they actually do: 1:18
0:50. 2:51. heavy for smash bros
Y E S
HEAVY ASSIT IN SMASH BROS
Yh I mean he is in Sega all stars racing transformed
Gordon Freeman is better lel
Same here
Best anti smoking ad I ever seen.
1:44 imagine this was tf2
average hightower server
It once was
dont need to, they made A FUCKING VIDEO ABOUT IT
2:17
Mortal Fortress
People: Heavy don't have any move for smash
Me: 2:51
Screw the haters, make a Heavy as mii brawler
heavy is much better for smash than a dogon *piranha plant!* fighter siriosly which leaf Nintendo or sakurai was smoking to think it was a good idea to poot a piranha plant and Ridley as a fighter? *sigh* why its so hard to get what we want and when we get like shovel Knight or bomberman even waluigi they are assist trophys well at least we got super smash flash 2 there bomberman is a fighter and some more (like chibi robo this little robot needs more love go see the chibi robo games exept zip lash)
Taste 0:48 or 0:51 work pretty well too.
sonic ZX nigga I've wanted Ripley since melee, lemme have this one moment
That would probably be heavy’s up smash
2:17 never noticed you could see the soldier waddling away in the back
Stevie John alabama 100 dadtality
@@rollandmeeds2347 Reddit moment
Yes
kek
Wait what alabama 100
0:11 SCOUT 0:17 S C A O U T