Alien: Human, What are you doing? Human: Just building a Gundam model kit. A: A what? H: Plastic models of military robots from a long running animated series. Take a look, I've been building these since high school. A: (Studies the various model robots in a display case.) This tall purple one is interesting... H: Oh god... A: What? H: Please don't tell me Evangelions are real in some far off planet somewhere and it's name is Bob or something. A: Don't be silly. The Conthanzans have been extinct for centuries... we think. H: Oh ok... wait...
i have not a clue if something in the video prompted this comment because i haven't watched all of it yet but i find it funnier to think you just said this to say it
every time i see a p.m. seymour video i think to myself IM GONNA MAKE A TUMBLR and then im 3 hours into a seymour binge, half asleep and completely forgot about making that tumblr account
15:09 you can actually pet a cat in Genshin. In the area Petrichor there is a quest where you follow a cat and do stuff and you can pet it after a few minutes into the quest. You can still pet them after the quest. And there was a whole event dedicated to cats and you could pet them there. It’s only one currently, but it’s progress. Edit: the event in question is over and was in a previous version as of 4.8
1:58 do people forget that Moon IS its name? It is a natural satellite, whose name is Moon. Like our star's name is Sun. Sun and Moon is not the name of the altral body, it's the name of our specific ones.
@@hypardt9525 nope. Moon is the name of ours, and a "matural satellite" is what it is. In english you guys may have decided "moon" is also the mame for other ones, but in reality it isn't. It is used, because saying "natural satellites" everytime is too long, but it's like saying "this other galaxy's sun".
What I'm doing if King Arthur shows up, First explain what modern toilets & bathrooms are! I don't want him relieving himself in the vase on the mantel because he doesn't know what a modern toilet is. THEN the Monty Python thing.
unironically thats kinda how celestial bodies be named tho. like they're just human names slapped onto big rocks. usually gods but my cat ross acts like a god so theres your loophole
Oh wait is this a reupload? Anyways that SCP milk is SCP-686 and causes bobis growth in all genders and if not milked, you gain 3 additional racks. Honestly I refuse to type the specifics at this point search it up at your own risk.
8:10 I had a concept for a ttrpg npc who had a boatload of domesticated mimics that made up all the furniture in his house. He also had a pet wyvern, who was actually also a mimic.
9:12 I've read... about 7 whole books, and two books that I got about halfway through before getting distracted by a different book. And one of those 7 was actually two books, because it's a web serial, and the line between books 1 and 2 is wherever the author said it was (the text itself doesn't actually say it's two books, it transitions from one to the next seamlessly). 3 of the 7 are also another web serial, but they have clear markers in the text for where each book begins and ends (one of them is just a heading that says END OF BOOK 1, while the other there's a clear wrap-up and then the prologue of book 3) Those books are, in some approximation of the order I read them in: The Princess's Feathers by Zang (Serialized on Royal Road, not yet in print) Silver, Sand, and Silken Wings by Angaram (Published on Amazon, no longer available on Royal Road) Smash the World's Shell by Daniel Fliederbaum (Published on Amazon) A Dragon of a Different Color (Heartstrikers 4) by Rachel Aaron (Published on Amazon) Last Dragon Standing (Heartstrikers 5) by Rachel Aaron (Published on Amazon) Axtara: Magic and Mischief (Axtara 2) by Max Florschutz (Published on Amazon) Mating Flight: A Non-Romance of Dragons (Mating Flight 1) by Bard Bloom (Published on Amazon, and serialized on the author's Livejournal blog) World in My Claws: Mating Flight Concluded (Mating Flight 2) by Bard Bloom (Published on Amazon, and serialized on Livejournal) The Disintegration of the Hoven Royal Exploring Company (Sequel to Mating Flight, typically called "Disintegration" or "Exploring Company" for short) by Bard Bloom (Available on the author's Livejournal blog) I highly recommend all of these books (The Heartstrikers and Mating Flight series I've read before; I reread those books this year). Axtara 2 and Heartstrikers 5 are the books I started but didn't finish reading yet this year. (And for full transparency, I am currently friends with the authors of SSSW and StWS, and an acquaintance of the author of TPF. I didn't really know any of them personally prior to reading their books, however.) I'm particularly obsessed with SSSW and the Mating Flight series. The former because I've been writing a fanfic which the author has been reading and giving me feedback on as I write it, and the latter because of the incredible worldbuilding and truly fascinating writing style.
I love that Sucrose is now the new target for P.M seymor vids. Also Sucrose would totally be on tumblr just for the super nerdy media and relatable posts
1:59 the moon pretty much already has a name… Luna. we already use it just not in every day speech. Lunar orbit, Translunar injection,Lunar regolith. The Apollo moon landers name is LM,Lunar Module(Formally called LEM, for Lunar excursion module)
5:06 no I need that $8 coffee for the mild caffeine and mood boost, because otherwise work will either drive me to quit on the spot or to walk into traffic
@derpikyu9262 oh I meant in the sense that some health nuts will tell you that you're supposed to breathe through your nose because breathing through your mouth makes you wrinkle slightly faster or something 🙃
1:57 LUNA. BECAUSE THATS THE OTHER NAME FOR OUR LUNAR BEING IN THE SKY, OR SELINE OR WHATEVER THE OTHER NAME IS, JUST PLEASE, NAME IT SOMETHING OTHER THEN “MOON”.
9:12 Same not-so-innocent-bi-sander same. I did not come into this video to be attacked on a personal level on the amount of books I've read this year. Also thanks PM for the video I hope you've had a good day
Falling I love with your best friend is amazing. Everyone always talks about the struggles of dating but I haven't had any troubles. First time it was a friend in class who asked me and I said yes because he was nice and I hadn't felt like that with a boy (never really had any boy friends before turned out there never was much romance between us). Next my best friend one day confessed I agreed to try out to see if it felt good or weird and we have been going strong for 4 years and a half. Also one of our teachers had apparently suspected we would end up together almost from the start of our friendship so clearly it was ment to be
8:55 when people at work tell me to have a good day or weekend, it just feels patronizing at best. Bro I work at a grocery store in a department with faulty equipment taking your capable butts groceries out to your car late in 113 degree heat after a 13 hour shift on the weekend with 8 other people waiting while sick and without a break in months, do I look like any day is even sort of any positive in any way ever especially today
I love the username mehilaiselokuva. I too am Finnish. (For those of you who want in on the knowledge, it's not the official translation for the title, but mehiläinen is bee and elokuva is movie and in Finnish we can do a funny lil thing called compound words so mehiläiselokuva is the bee movie, a movie about bees. And those two dots are called umlaut, they change the pronunciation of the vowel and can change the meaning of words, so we call them different letters, but the internet being in English doesn't allow them all too often so we just use the non umlaut same looking letters ä=a and ö=o, and hope for the best that there isn't a funny mishap. Like valittaja is someone who complains and välittäjä is a real estate agent. Pässi is a ram, as in male sheep, and passi is a passport.)
20:15 am I the only one disturbed by the fact this isn’t a dodecahedron? It’s an icosahedron, aka a 20 sided die. Also, should I be more disturbed by the fact that this disturbs me, or that I know enough about this subject to be disturbed? Help!
2:34 look, idk whats wrong with the subway in the US but its fine in here in this hellhole 3rd world country. Veggie delight with honey mustard will ALWAYS be my #1.
Alien: Human, What are you doing?
Human: Just building a Gundam model kit.
A: A what?
H: Plastic models of military robots from a long running animated series. Take a look, I've been building these since high school.
A: (Studies the various model robots in a display case.) This tall purple one is interesting...
H: Oh god...
A: What?
H: Please don't tell me Evangelions are real in some far off planet somewhere and it's name is Bob or something.
A: Don't be silly. The Conthanzans have been extinct for centuries... we think.
H: Oh ok... wait...
I screamed “NO!” out loud as I heard “a new hand touches the beacon”. It’s like 11:20pm, my family is asleep in the other room
Ah yes, sweet brain-rot, Seymour flavored. Wait...
No no, you've got a point...
Audrey 2, is that you
In my home universe, PM Seymour is PMCmour and uploads bodycam footage of his job as a Merc. Your knife fight with Merc-iplier was awesome.
i have not a clue if something in the video prompted this comment because i haven't watched all of it yet but i find it funnier to think you just said this to say it
@@tacticalpizzaoven Just remembering home.
do u want 2 go home i know a guy that makes portals
@@connorward-p1p I switched back already, thank you. Wait a minute... Why is Obama black?
@@LordMayorOfDairyBell dont worry, i have ties in the scp foundation. we can put you in a box- i mean help you get home after some tests.
4:41 At least she realised she was being mocked, be it for better or for worse, could have embarrassed herself more than she already have
every time i see a p.m. seymour video i think to myself IM GONNA MAKE A TUMBLR and then im 3 hours into a seymour binge, half asleep and completely forgot about making that tumblr account
Italian boba tea. THATS NOT TEA THATS A CRIME ;-;
Bots are fast
They are very confusing too.
Time to purge!
BUT I AM FASTER
@Gimble4
Oh, that's an _understatement!_ 😂
@@ThingInTheHallYeah, this individual is faster. They've got it.
15:09 you can actually pet a cat in Genshin. In the area Petrichor there is a quest where you follow a cat and do stuff and you can pet it after a few minutes into the quest. You can still pet them after the quest. And there was a whole event dedicated to cats and you could pet them there. It’s only one currently, but it’s progress.
Edit: the event in question is over and was in a previous version as of 4.8
1:58 do people forget that Moon IS its name?
It is a natural satellite, whose name is Moon. Like our star's name is Sun. Sun and Moon is not the name of the altral body, it's the name of our specific ones.
How dare you disrespect my girls Sol and Luna like that, shame on you.
@@ElectroTheWhatever sol and luna? you mean solgaelo and lunala? aka nebby? WHO STILL WONT GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
@@ElectroTheWhateverYea, I call them Sol and Luna as well. To the point where I am shocked that the Moons official name is NOT actually Luna
for sun you are correct, but no 'Moon' is in fact the term for what it is
@@hypardt9525 nope.
Moon is the name of ours, and a "matural satellite" is what it is. In english you guys may have decided "moon" is also the mame for other ones, but in reality it isn't. It is used, because saying "natural satellites" everytime is too long, but it's like saying "this other galaxy's sun".
What I'm doing if King Arthur shows up, First explain what modern toilets & bathrooms are! I don't want him relieving himself in the vase on the mantel because he doesn't know what a modern toilet is. THEN the Monty Python thing.
oh dear miku how are the bots here instantly
It’s like the plague of locusts.. can’t have sh!t in Detroit 💔
2:00 we could keep caling it the greek name 'Selene,
Or the Roman equivalent
@@Retro_Red rome has had enough celestial bodies.
@@gunk7014are we sure though? I mean, there’s only like, 8 ( Idfk or remember off the rope of my head)
I thought our moon was Luna? And our star is Sol?
@@Retro_Red Luna.
Yay new pm seemoo video, and so the lambs have squeezed the lemons and the chickens are doing jumprope, i am a duck
I suggest we name the moon "carl"
Or we could name it eric, after the Pizza Tower speedrun technique.
2:51 this is me but I tell my anxiety to shut up and then proceed to eat the moss I found on the ground in a public area
welcome to dead internet- where bots do most of the talking ^^,
13:32
the only spell Senshi is willing to learn
2:00
her name is Cyana Kathrine The second of Artemisa
the earths moon's name is now ross because I don't know science moon names :)
Luna.
No, ross@@Not_an_expert7
unironically thats kinda how celestial bodies be named tho. like they're just human names slapped onto big rocks. usually gods but my cat ross acts like a god so theres your loophole
1:56 cy (you know what it's short for)
Love seeing tumblr moots in these videos lol
Oh wait is this a reupload? Anyways that SCP milk is SCP-686 and causes bobis growth in all genders and if not milked, you gain 3 additional racks. Honestly I refuse to type the specifics at this point search it up at your own risk.
They are a longer form video variant of the shorter ones for people who listen to these to focus or watch all at once without interruptions
@@PMSeymouroh I confused myself again welp I explained a niche thing neat
Wow that sounds gross! Can you tell me exactly where I can find this scp? You know, so I can avoid going there *wink wink*
@@SelfProclaimedGorl type SCP-686 wiki and you should find the official wiki site
@@SelfProclaimedGorl Don’t.
Literally *any* other article from the Milk Hub would be better.
Wait, sh!t, shouldn’t have mentioned the milk hub.
8:10 I had a concept for a ttrpg npc who had a boatload of domesticated mimics that made up all the furniture in his house. He also had a pet wyvern, who was actually also a mimic.
15:04 good news! You can now pet SOME cats in Teyvat
9:12 I've read... about 7 whole books, and two books that I got about halfway through before getting distracted by a different book. And one of those 7 was actually two books, because it's a web serial, and the line between books 1 and 2 is wherever the author said it was (the text itself doesn't actually say it's two books, it transitions from one to the next seamlessly).
3 of the 7 are also another web serial, but they have clear markers in the text for where each book begins and ends (one of them is just a heading that says END OF BOOK 1, while the other there's a clear wrap-up and then the prologue of book 3)
Those books are, in some approximation of the order I read them in:
The Princess's Feathers by Zang (Serialized on Royal Road, not yet in print)
Silver, Sand, and Silken Wings by Angaram (Published on Amazon, no longer available on Royal Road)
Smash the World's Shell by Daniel Fliederbaum (Published on Amazon)
A Dragon of a Different Color (Heartstrikers 4) by Rachel Aaron (Published on Amazon)
Last Dragon Standing (Heartstrikers 5) by Rachel Aaron (Published on Amazon)
Axtara: Magic and Mischief (Axtara 2) by Max Florschutz (Published on Amazon)
Mating Flight: A Non-Romance of Dragons (Mating Flight 1) by Bard Bloom (Published on Amazon, and serialized on the author's Livejournal blog)
World in My Claws: Mating Flight Concluded (Mating Flight 2) by Bard Bloom (Published on Amazon, and serialized on Livejournal)
The Disintegration of the Hoven Royal Exploring Company (Sequel to Mating Flight, typically called "Disintegration" or "Exploring Company" for short) by Bard Bloom (Available on the author's Livejournal blog)
I highly recommend all of these books (The Heartstrikers and Mating Flight series I've read before; I reread those books this year). Axtara 2 and Heartstrikers 5 are the books I started but didn't finish reading yet this year.
(And for full transparency, I am currently friends with the authors of SSSW and StWS, and an acquaintance of the author of TPF. I didn't really know any of them personally prior to reading their books, however.)
I'm particularly obsessed with SSSW and the Mating Flight series. The former because I've been writing a fanfic which the author has been reading and giving me feedback on as I write it, and the latter because of the incredible worldbuilding and truly fascinating writing style.
I love that Sucrose is now the new target for P.M seymor vids.
Also Sucrose would totally be on tumblr just for the super nerdy media and relatable posts
1:59 the moon pretty much already has a name… Luna. we already use it just not in every day speech. Lunar orbit, Translunar injection,Lunar regolith. The Apollo moon landers name is LM,Lunar Module(Formally called LEM, for Lunar excursion module)
5:06 no I need that $8 coffee for the mild caffeine and mood boost, because otherwise work will either drive me to quit on the spot or to walk into traffic
12:27 Hunter doesn’t even KNOW wut chess is.
6:11 marks legs are probably the brightest now. We don't need anyone to outshine his legs
If you ask enough people someone will tell you you're breathing wrong :V
I know like, 3 people who'd tell me I'm breathing wrong
The issue:
I'm breathing
That's what I'm doing wrong about breathing towards them
@derpikyu9262 oh I meant in the sense that some health nuts will tell you that you're supposed to breathe through your nose because breathing through your mouth makes you wrinkle slightly faster or something 🙃
more binge content today than expected
21:30,
The perfect fictional man for this person is the Joker
I vote to call the moon Luna, just for shit and giggles 😛
7:28 Best joke in this whole video
Hm you seem familiar. Have I seen you before, or was that a mi
@@gregular05 One of my posts is in the video.
@@A-crying-mess-50 Yeah I was referencing that post but died under mysterious circumstances
1:59 call it "lune" like lunar
I think the moon should be named Rabbit
Ayyyy i get it
9:27 dont attack me like that
3:19 Their little brother is an ant
1:57 LUNA. BECAUSE THATS THE OTHER NAME FOR OUR LUNAR BEING IN THE SKY, OR SELINE OR WHATEVER THE OTHER NAME IS, JUST PLEASE, NAME IT SOMETHING OTHER THEN “MOON”.
Our moon being called Moon is like the Christian god being named God.
But then what will be named just ‘moon’
@@marshmallowbird6030 It’s a title now.
@@meiyou-ren I already said something similar.
Are you human?
@@meiyou-ren I was just trying to verify you weren’t a bot ffs
They fucking PLAGUE Pat’s comments sections.
9:12 Same not-so-innocent-bi-sander same. I did not come into this video to be attacked on a personal level on the amount of books I've read this year. Also thanks PM for the video I hope you've had a good day
12:36 never thought a silly Tumblr post, would make me cry. And yet, here we are
0:13 THE WAY I LITERALLY HAD THE SAME REACTION AS THE REPLY
17:26 but adults have money, so I can buy all the Richard Scarry books I want.🎉
Falling I love with your best friend is amazing. Everyone always talks about the struggles of dating but I haven't had any troubles.
First time it was a friend in class who asked me and I said yes because he was nice and I hadn't felt like that with a boy (never really had any boy friends before turned out there never was much romance between us).
Next my best friend one day confessed I agreed to try out to see if it felt good or weird and we have been going strong for 4 years and a half. Also one of our teachers had apparently suspected we would end up together almost from the start of our friendship so clearly it was ment to be
8:55 when people at work tell me to have a good day or weekend, it just feels patronizing at best. Bro I work at a grocery store in a department with faulty equipment taking your capable butts groceries out to your car late in 113 degree heat after a 13 hour shift on the weekend with 8 other people waiting while sick and without a break in months, do I look like any day is even sort of any positive in any way ever especially today
"This too shall pass. It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass."
1:57 Diana!
If you know what the Mask had done in his comic you would NOT want to be idolizing him AT ALL!
4:23 spacism
I love the username mehilaiselokuva. I too am Finnish.
(For those of you who want in on the knowledge, it's not the official translation for the title, but mehiläinen is bee and elokuva is movie and in Finnish we can do a funny lil thing called compound words so mehiläiselokuva is the bee movie, a movie about bees. And those two dots are called umlaut, they change the pronunciation of the vowel and can change the meaning of words, so we call them different letters, but the internet being in English doesn't allow them all too often so we just use the non umlaut same looking letters ä=a and ö=o, and hope for the best that there isn't a funny mishap. Like valittaja is someone who complains and välittäjä is a real estate agent. Pässi is a ram, as in male sheep, and passi is a passport.)
As others have already suggested, I would be fine with either Luna or Selene.
1:59 I mean, it’s already called Luna
things that fell off harder than subway? Quiznos
20:15 am I the only one disturbed by the fact this isn’t a dodecahedron? It’s an icosahedron, aka a 20 sided die. Also, should I be more disturbed by the fact that this disturbs me, or that I know enough about this subject to be disturbed? Help!
Roll for wisdom save
19:50 like spider webs with dew drops on them?? Early in the morning and shining in the sun?
18:50 that’s just teaching them sarcasm.
6:40 i saw this and immediately thought "OH HEY I KNOW THIS GUY" cause i follow him
don't ask why i decide to vocalize this
With the giant die I'm disappointed in the Internet, a gif of Marcy from Amphibia tossing a giant die was RIGHT THERE
2:39 Poor Horses.
9:53 Awww
14:14 I have him teach me to wield a sword and show him star wars.
20:05 _FIRST OF ALL,_ it's a PLANE dodecahedron, second of all don't judge his comfort item ;-;
Lord Seymour this is my offering to thee from the demiurge called "Algorithmos"
Aww I really liked the music towards the beginning of the video. I was hoping it would continue
13:59 I thought that buffalony-official was referring to buffalo-style pepperoni, then I realized it was Buffalo New York.
21:26 All three at the same time and his name is Tartaglia.
9:35 I don't just do the head shake, I also zone out for a split second and stiffen my fingers in a claw like shape
Depending on how bad it is i feel actually phsycological pain
22:04
see i just eat the best part first because i'm impatient
6:00 MARKKKKK :D
Earth’s moon does have a name though, it’s called Luna. It’s already named. Same as our star is called Sol
SPAZMATIC BANANA MENTION! BANANA MOFF GO!
1:55 Luna :3
17:01 the good ending
17:39 I mean it's better than Musk park at least
Thank god haven’t be found in my tumblr account,
I mean there was a cat event in Genshin and now you have a cat tower that allows you to pet your cats on it. so we’re safe now. Sucrose can be happy.
I just want more games with neat cats.
21:17 I ghost wrote this
I would like to nominate the name Tim for the Moon..... because it would be funny to see Tim Rise in a science book
To everyone bringing up various historical religious names, the prompt is saying if none of those existed damnit!
We already named the moon, it’s Luna, which means moon
hey patrick, i thought of something better than 24 rats
1:58 i'd accept Luna, Selene, Artemis/Artemesia OR ANY OTHER NAME TRANSLATION FOR THE MOON BECAUSE THE EARTH IS ALSO CALLED TERRA.
....do they not know our moon is named LUNA?!
Which means moon....
1:55 have some respect to Sokka's ex, we all know she's named Yue.
Is trans ally P.M. Seymour the highlight of my day? Yeah. Thanks Tumblr Man, I needed to catch up on these.
we should name the moon Brenda
we use luna when it needs to be specified (eg. lunar)
To haycoat-art
Beignets are the solution
One step above eating straight sugar, its straight sugar on palatable fried dough
This is near enough teetering me over the edge of downloading tumblr, I am still debating it tho
Actually the church doesn't make me pay anything they're just happy to see me
2:34 look, idk whats wrong with the subway in the US but its fine in here in this hellhole 3rd world country.
Veggie delight with honey mustard will ALWAYS be my #1.
Fun fact: The Earth’s Moon is literally called Moon.
2:03 I have my own moon goddess oc, so sadly I’m obligated to say Lunelene
Not polite to ask people about their experience with cucumber
I think the roman name for the moon is luna
Sorry the Moon's name and my brain has always been Luna.
"buffalony" rhymes with "baloney" :P
Luna
Why does that translate to Officer
@@jbelly8946 what the what
for the first one i tick two boxes, guess which one
(5:28) Sorry, but I don’t listen to Scientologists.