You say it is unknown how Symmetra lost her arm, BUT in Lifeweaver's origin video, we can see an entire array of Vishkar engineers who all have the exact same mechanical arm, which would seem to imply that Vishkar requires you to sacrifice your right arm in the name of efficiency and presumably dedication to the company. Unsettling.
Sym's prosthetic is on her left arm. I dont think Vishkar cares which arm you sacrifice, as long as they can implant their technology in the employees arm. That's why they want Niran; they'd be able to steal his technology by taking off his prosthetic, probably killing him in the process
"How much does it cost to work at Vishkar?" "It cost an arm." "You mean it idiom 'it costs an arm and a leg'?" "No." *pull out a big f**king cleaver* "Just an arm."
yeah, i realized this shortly after LW came out because symmetra's hard light comes from her prosthetic, as well as LW's. i figured vishkar either preyed on amputees (by offering them the highest end prosthetics in exchange for working there) or forced students to amputate their arms in order to utilize the hard light tech. if it is the latter, it might be common to choose their non-dominant hand for amputation in case something goes wrong and the body rejects the prosthetic (assuming the tech is invasive enough to physically affect the body). it is interesting how sanjay seemingly doesn't have a prosthetic though. vishkar is such an unsettling and interesting entity, i wish we could learn more
correct me if im wrong but I believe in moira's cinematics she is shown experimenting on herself, she can also fade which im assuming is a result of said experimentation.
Moira actually has an interaction with Lifeweaver where he notes that she is basically rotting away, so that's probably what the purple arm is doing. It's literally killing her, but as she notes herself "I've always worked best under a deadline."
You can compete at the Olympics under no country affiliation. This is done for people who fled their country due to conflict or countries that broke Olympic rules.
About Venture, canonically: - they're a rock climber (its at least implied by their rock climbing spray) - their drill is the heaviest weapon in the game - it is also work equipment, so they carry it around all day, every day
fyi, immigrant can compete for their adoptive countries so any country be like "citizenship for monke = gold medal in long jump, pole vaulting..." really any jumping discipline
They tried to explain the shimada dragons as a kind of projected energy weapon or smth that you need a lot of specialised training to use in Heroes Ascendent, felt a little weird but in universe there's technically a physical explanation given, kiri is still unexplained beyond 'idk spirits'
24:00 Winston DID do that. There’s the tracer comic where she comes home to her partner and is able to take off her device and just use an Area effect device to stabilize
have an augmented lower heart rate would probably disqualify her from shooting competitions. in armed forces, having a low heart rate is required for snipers because precision is so important, and your heart beating throws off your aim. that's why mostly women are snipers, because generally they have lower heart rates than men
@@endless_del Brother what? Fucking what? Both of those statements are the complete opposite of the truth. Where do you get your information from the, OW lore? The vast vast vast vast majority of military snipers are men - I'm talking sniper qualified soldiers make up less than 1% of all soldiers, and female snipers worldwide are less than 0.1% of ALL snipers. The only country in WW2 to employ female snipers was the USSR, and the FIRST female sniper AMERICAN MILITARY HISTORY completed her sniper training DECEMBER OF LAST YEAR. - Even the Israeli army - which is known for compulsory service of both men and women - has EXTREMELY few female snipers. Same goes for Sweden, which employs less than half a dozen female snipers last I heard, despite their "Total defence"' doctrine being completely gender neutral. So the sniper bit is false unequivocally. And the heart rate thing? Men have an avg heart rate of 70-72 bpm, women have an avg of 78-82 bpm - an average of 10 bpm higher. I have no idea where you got any of this bullocks, but you're completely wrong. Even just going by extremely basic anatomy - women are generally smaller than men, with less muscle mass. Smaller animals have higher heart rates. If you actually care about the reality of being a sniper, read the next bit - What's far more important than biological resting heart rate in sniping is your control over your emotions. You need to be able to remain completely calm for days, sometimes weeks on end, doing essentially nothing but lying or sitting down. Then you have a short, incredibly high stress period of action as you are given the green light on the kill/the target arrives within your zone, at which point you have to remain completely calm, treating the situation as you have the rest of the time you've spent there, waiting for just the right moment to take the shot - keeping your breathing steady, keeping your heartrate down despite the stress. Then, you take the shot, and - depending on where you shot from - you don't move. You have to stay completely still, so as not to immediately give away your position when they enemy begins to look for you. Then you need to be able to escape enemy capture and make it to friendly aid. Men are more strong than woman, men have better stamina, lower resting heart rates - important for running - and frankly are more likely to not mind having their arse wiped by the bloke next to them so they don't have to take their eye off the scope and their hand off the gun.
COUNTERPOINT! Sombra wouldn't be banned because she basically controls the world and if she really wanted to compete she'd hack her way into unbanning herself and compete anyways.
Sojourn originally got her cybernetics due to an autoimmune disease that made her body attack itself. With that in mind, would that allow her to qualify for any olympic sport?
No, her cybernetic stills give her inhuman strengths It's like losing an arm and decide to compete in boxing with powertools The problem starts when you decided to attach a god damm jackhammer instead of normal arms
I curse this comment section, to whoever comments 'X views in X time? Bro fell off' will never find their true self, always living in a shell of their true potential.
One could argue that Juno is a refugee from Mars, meaning she can compete on the refugee team in the Olympics. Great video! I wish you would insert some images/videos that you reference (like kiri fox or the mauga/zar interaction) but the commentary was well thought out, worded well, and very funny!
If widowmaker competed in the Olympics she would most likely compete in gymnastics since ballet isn’t a thing in the Olympics but she has a profile picture in summer games and she’s on a balance beam
15:16 it has been kind of explained in an interactions with lifeweaver: Lifeweaver: What is your fascination with artificial decay? Moira: To reverse entropy, we must tame it. Lifeweaver: But inflicting it on yourself? You're withering away! Moira: I've always thrived under a deadline. Basically she has made her hand rot, because why the fuck not
Someone else mentioned it I think, but Moira has an interaction with Lifeweaver where he comments that she is “experimenting with decay”, “testing it on herself”, and “rotting away” to which she says she works best under a deadline. So I doubt her purple hand is advantageous-if anything, it’s probably a liability. But, her other hand might have some kind of enhancement going on, or even just drugs in her system I imagine.
Hanzo genji and kiriko's wall climbing is a technique passed down from the shimada clan, its not got anything to do with genjis cybernetics, or the weird mystical powers the others have.
15:20 The purple hand is atrophying due to science mumbo-jumbo, basically closest thing might be her hand hit old age and is degrading fast, which wouldn't be an advantage but a hindrance in just about every competition. What would be an advantage is her being able to use her phase-shift thing to go incorporeal and increase her speed and jump for a short time.
You bring up wall climbing as if it's an inhuman feat bud, buddy, I've personally seen freerunners climb walls like Genji, Hanzo, and Kiri do. In fact, I think that's why they can't just climb ANY wall but specifically walls that have a ledge close enough to be climbed to
Many times you mention not knowing what sport some heroes would even play/participate in but every character has a sport they participate in and they are all shown through the summer games icons, every hero has their own events aside from a few that do shooting like Ashe and Ana. junk does cricket, mercy does badminton, sym is a dancer etc.
Overwatch didn't abandon mei. They were shutdown and lost communication with her team over their SAT COM breaking down in the storm years before OW was taken down.
i imagine juno would have citizenship in whatever country her parents are from considering it kind of works that way irl for many countries for example, if a south korean moved to the UK and had a child there, that child would automatically be granted south korean citizenship and would need no visas to visit nor would they need to apply for permanent residency. now idk how that would work as far as documentation goes, since her parents were seemingly cut off from earth and she might not have even a valid birth certificate for anywhere, let alone any schooling records or things of that nature. juno would have a hard time proving anything about herself, or that her parents are actually her parents if she tried to apply for the olympics under her parents' country of origin
I don't think Dva'd be that useless without Tokki. She obviously takes care of her form, otherwise she'd look like an actual gamer from the stuff she does, like eating chips, drinking soda and gaming a good chunk of the time. She wouldn't win any gold medals, but she'd probably do decent enough.
1, Both LW and SYm actually had their limbs forced chopped off and replaced by Viskar, as far as im aware, they do not inhanse their capabilities but they do allow them to create and controal hard light 2, Winston pays Swiss taxes actually, this is canonical. So technically, I beilve he could. But considering Horizon did genetic experiments on him and Hammond, I think they would still prob be banned cuz of this 3, Tracer was actually lost in time for 2 years, not a few weeks
Hanzo isn't magical, in the recent book it was talked about that Hanzo's "magical dragons" (as well as storm arrows) are actually modifications made to his bow and arrows he uses. He would be eligible even if magic was banned because all his cybernetics are tied to his weapon
So I googled this real quick but pressuming that at least one of junos parents is vietnamese that would give her automatical vietnamese citizenship (could be dual citizenship with chinesse citizenship if I missundertood the legaleze but china requires you to be born in china from one chinesse parent while vietnam is okay with just having one of your parents being from vietnam)
I think Hog's vape is a sort of medicine that he uses to stay alive. The radiation harmed/mutated his body, making it kore difficult to breathe normal air, which is why he wears a gas mask all the time, and his vape is some sort of medicine that allows him to breathe normally
I like the assumption of magical powers for Genji, Hanzo and Kiriko coming for them from simply being japanese. Which is so asian. x) And probably even they have "eternally disappointed asian dad" saying they are underperforming.
He’s saying it as echo pronounces it when she duplicates illari. In English you would say it as how you say it but where Illari is from they’d say it as echo does. Echo also says Mauga differently as well sounding more like “Mauma”. Go into the range and check it out!
On the note of Orisa being the robot horse in the equestrian event and Hanzo being allowed in the Olympics: she did say “you wish to ride me into battle”
Id venture to argue that Doom actually CAN compete in martial arts events with his prosthetic arm, given that as far as i could find in doing research with what 'augmentations' he has beside a robot arm, i couldn't find any, and with the arms augments, they mostly just help make that *specific* arm more compatible with wielding the Doomfist Gauntlet, so in an event where he would not use it whatsoever, its not out of the question to suggest it would just operate as a regular prosthetic arm. There are obviously niche scenarios that would undoubtedly give him an advantage, like the tech being so much more advanced than what we have today and him (probably) not being able to feel pain in it, but all in all I think there's a solid argument for him to compete. Most of his strength aside from the big fist comes from his extensive history and training in Jiu Jitsu and further training under talon and his previous Doomfist mentor. At the end of the day i believe he would find a way to compete anyhow, since his pride would not let him have any unfair advantage whatsoever since he wholeheartedly believes that one's strength should dictate status.
Correction to Moira: Her right arm is purple due to it being decaying since the machine is also sucking the life of her arm like a goddamn juice pouch. As for her competition. That depends on the Olympics
About Genji, Hanzo, and Kiriko, its probably just ninjutsu. Maybe its like a Naruto situation where their ninja training involved tapping into an energy reserve similar to chakra.
I mean hanzo and genji are just ninjas... I don't think they need spirit dragons to compete or the cybernetics. Genji has skins for his younger self and can climb walls it's just like what shimadas do I think. Ninjas are allowed in the olympics or maybe even encouraged to join... I feel like they'd be professional enough to keep their murder dragons put away.
Hanzo has a prosthetic leg dude. No cyborgs, no enhancements, no steroids, no genetic enhancement. No robots. Who could do it (if they leave their guns n armour/kit at home). 1. Ashe 2. Venture 3. Baptiste 4. Lucio 5. Baby dva 6. Doomfist (what enhancements does he have dude). 7. Reinhardt 8. Mei 9. Sigma 10. Zarya 11. Mercy 12. Kiriko 13. Junkerqueen/hog (im not sure about the ozzies, they might have like mutations from the radiation?) 14. Pharah 15. Ana (if we ignore the criminal/death status) 16. Brigitte 17. Tracer (maybe if winston can do a setting that prevents her from blinking at all). 18. Juno, if she gets citizenship somewhere on earth
Doomfist does have cybernetics that allow him to use the gauntlet and presumably give him the strength to punch his way out of prison Also Hanzo doesn’t have any prosthetics and sigma wouldn’t be able to compete as the suit is only there to help contain his power
As far as i am aware Moiras arm is purple because it is literally decaying so... enhanced? no definitely not... however she may have other enhancements and cybernetics such as allowing to fade.... would likely be up to people to judge if they are cause to ban or not.
Genji, Hanzo and Kiriko can wall climb because they trained to do so. Wall climbing isn’t impossible, free-runners can do easily and ninjas are known to do so as well and all three of are ninjas
29:00 We can argue that juno may be an actual slave bc juno's parents gave thair conscent to stay at mars, but juno didn't, so she is a slave of the company. THAT MEANS, she can become a mexican, because if you are a slave and you step foot on mexican territory, you are no longer a slave and you can actually get a citizenship bc of that
I went through the comments a bit, and I haven't seen anyone mention it, but you realize while climbing isn't impossible right, you just normally need a bit of momentum
Actually, Juno is elligible to earn Vietnamese citizenship, since her parents are from there by ethnicity. Doubtful that she actually IS one, though, since communication between Mars and Hanoi isn't exactly up-to-snuff.
isnt mercy canonically using her technology on herself in order to keep herself in peak condition? thats the reason why she doesnt age despite being in the same age group as the Old OW team, wouldnt this count as a performance enhancer
You say it is unknown how Symmetra lost her arm, BUT in Lifeweaver's origin video, we can see an entire array of Vishkar engineers who all have the exact same mechanical arm, which would seem to imply that Vishkar requires you to sacrifice your right arm in the name of efficiency and presumably dedication to the company.
Unsettling.
Sym's prosthetic is on her left arm. I dont think Vishkar cares which arm you sacrifice, as long as they can implant their technology in the employees arm. That's why they want Niran; they'd be able to steal his technology by taking off his prosthetic, probably killing him in the process
"How much does it cost to work at Vishkar?"
"It cost an arm."
"You mean it idiom 'it costs an arm and a leg'?"
"No." *pull out a big f**king cleaver* "Just an arm."
A mark of being owned by them.
yeah, i realized this shortly after LW came out because symmetra's hard light comes from her prosthetic, as well as LW's. i figured vishkar either preyed on amputees (by offering them the highest end prosthetics in exchange for working there) or forced students to amputate their arms in order to utilize the hard light tech. if it is the latter, it might be common to choose their non-dominant hand for amputation in case something goes wrong and the body rejects the prosthetic (assuming the tech is invasive enough to physically affect the body).
it is interesting how sanjay seemingly doesn't have a prosthetic though. vishkar is such an unsettling and interesting entity, i wish we could learn more
That's some Mechanicus mentality. The flesh is weak, but the machine is strong.
correct me if im wrong but I believe in moira's cinematics she is shown experimenting on herself, she can also fade which im assuming is a result of said experimentation.
Yeah. It seems likely her teleport is something she stole from Reaper, sooooo
@@zxshadowxzI’m sure she gave that ability to him. So it would be more like borrowing or “stealing back” At most.
MOIRA HAS A CINEMATIC?!?
@@shiny2575they meant the origin story
Moira experimented on reaper. Her fade is an improved version of his wraith
Orisa: I see you glancing at me. You wish to ride me into the Olympics?
Hanzo: I- What a preposterous thought!
Today I learned that there are no rules about the horse in Equestrian not being a robot horse. Orisa for Olympics 2028!
"I do not need a horse. I am the horse."
and then said horse throws a javelin at one of the players due to force of habit
No hate but orisa is the most boring character 😭
zarya is literally an Olympian weightlifter
Moira actually has an interaction with Lifeweaver where he notes that she is basically rotting away, so that's probably what the purple arm is doing. It's literally killing her, but as she notes herself "I've always worked best under a deadline."
To overcome entropy, one must tame it.
has nobody talked about how freaky biolight is as a concept? it's light but with the characteristics of living organisms
Fr Niran just happened to create a what is basically a new form of life, and everyone just kinda seems to forget that.
You can compete at the Olympics under no country affiliation. This is done for people who fled their country due to conflict or countries that broke Olympic rules.
About Venture, canonically:
- they're a rock climber (its at least implied by their rock climbing spray)
- their drill is the heaviest weapon in the game
- it is also work equipment, so they carry it around all day, every day
who told you that her drill is the heaviest?
@sknifer9827 someone who works on the game, also they*
So what your saying is that they would be buff as fuck?
@@Void-y6j absolutely
Winston does have a citizenship. He pays Swiss taxes.
Edit: Looks like I commented too early…
fyi, immigrant can compete for their adoptive countries so any country be like "citizenship for monke = gold medal in long jump, pole vaulting..." really any jumping discipline
They tried to explain the shimada dragons as a kind of projected energy weapon or smth that you need a lot of specialised training to use in Heroes Ascendent, felt a little weird but in universe there's technically a physical explanation given, kiri is still unexplained beyond 'idk spirits'
They should just admit that magic exists.
24:00 Winston DID do that. There’s the tracer comic where she comes home to her partner and is able to take off her device and just use an Area effect device to stabilize
she'd get DQ any ways, she can stop time and blink but cameras would catch that, one frame change and she is 20m forward....
@@damp2269
I thought she could only control time for herself, not other everyone else.
@@helixsol7171 i think blink is technically her stopping time, everyone stops she moves then everyone moves and see her teleporting.
@@damp2269pretty sure it’s more of a reverse King Crimson than The World. That is to say, she skips forward through time rather than stopping it
Bro, Widowmaker would TOTALLY do sharpshooting
Shed actually be banned, her body is blue bc some shit with her heart and blood, so shes now a better shot, (I havent gotten that far in the video)
Turkish guy would embarrass her
have an augmented lower heart rate would probably disqualify her from shooting competitions. in armed forces, having a low heart rate is required for snipers because precision is so important, and your heart beating throws off your aim. that's why mostly women are snipers, because generally they have lower heart rates than men
@@rubble1924was he the one with no equipment?
@@endless_del Brother what? Fucking what? Both of those statements are the complete opposite of the truth. Where do you get your information from the, OW lore? The vast vast vast vast majority of military snipers are men - I'm talking sniper qualified soldiers make up less than 1% of all soldiers, and female snipers worldwide are less than 0.1% of ALL snipers. The only country in WW2 to employ female snipers was the USSR, and the FIRST female sniper AMERICAN MILITARY HISTORY completed her sniper training DECEMBER OF LAST YEAR.
- Even the Israeli army - which is known for compulsory service of both men and women - has EXTREMELY few female snipers. Same goes for Sweden, which employs less than half a dozen female snipers last I heard, despite their "Total defence"' doctrine being completely gender neutral. So the sniper bit is false unequivocally.
And the heart rate thing? Men have an avg heart rate of 70-72 bpm, women have an avg of 78-82 bpm - an average of 10 bpm higher. I have no idea where you got any of this bullocks, but you're completely wrong. Even just going by extremely basic anatomy - women are generally smaller than men, with less muscle mass. Smaller animals have higher heart rates.
If you actually care about the reality of being a sniper, read the next bit -
What's far more important than biological resting heart rate in sniping is your control over your emotions. You need to be able to remain completely calm for days, sometimes weeks on end, doing essentially nothing but lying or sitting down. Then you have a short, incredibly high stress period of action as you are given the green light on the kill/the target arrives within your zone, at which point you have to remain completely calm, treating the situation as you have the rest of the time you've spent there, waiting for just the right moment to take the shot - keeping your breathing steady, keeping your heartrate down despite the stress. Then, you take the shot, and - depending on where you shot from - you don't move. You have to stay completely still, so as not to immediately give away your position when they enemy begins to look for you. Then you need to be able to escape enemy capture and make it to friendly aid. Men are more strong than woman, men have better stamina, lower resting heart rates - important for running - and frankly are more likely to not mind having their arse wiped by the bloke next to them so they don't have to take their eye off the scope and their hand off the gun.
COUNTERPOINT!
Sombra wouldn't be banned because she basically controls the world and if she really wanted to compete she'd hack her way into unbanning herself and compete anyways.
Venture would win a medal and then actually take a bite out of it
Sojourn originally got her cybernetics due to an autoimmune disease that made her body attack itself. With that in mind, would that allow her to qualify for any olympic sport?
It still gives her a massive advantage.
No, her cybernetic stills give her inhuman strengths
It's like losing an arm and decide to compete in boxing with powertools
The problem starts when you decided to attach a god damm jackhammer instead of normal arms
She can do that one-armed upside down push-up, and I doubt she could do that without Cybernetic enhancements.
@@_V.Va_ She can bend a metal pipe with one hand.
@@_V.Va_ Its actually even more crazier. Its a 3 finger handstand pushup.
I curse this comment section, to whoever comments 'X views in X time? Bro fell off' will never find their true self, always living in a shell of their true potential.
Ha jokes on you I already was like that
I would argue once Juno got settled on earth could compete under her parents nation.
Winton didn’t live alone his whole life. He was part of the old Overwatch.
One could argue that Juno is a refugee from Mars, meaning she can compete on the refugee team in the Olympics.
Great video! I wish you would insert some images/videos that you reference (like kiri fox or the mauga/zar interaction) but the commentary was well thought out, worded well, and very funny!
If widowmaker competed in the Olympics she would most likely compete in gymnastics since ballet isn’t a thing in the Olympics but she has a profile picture in summer games and she’s on a balance beam
Wait a second... Soldier 24?? 24 + 76 is... So Jack and Gabriel together make 100! That's kinda neat!
15:16 it has been kind of explained in an interactions with lifeweaver:
Lifeweaver: What is your fascination with artificial decay?
Moira: To reverse entropy, we must tame it.
Lifeweaver: But inflicting it on yourself? You're withering away!
Moira: I've always thrived under a deadline.
Basically she has made her hand rot, because why the fuck not
Someone else mentioned it I think, but Moira has an interaction with Lifeweaver where he comments that she is “experimenting with decay”, “testing it on herself”, and “rotting away” to which she says she works best under a deadline. So I doubt her purple hand is advantageous-if anything, it’s probably a liability. But, her other hand might have some kind of enhancement going on, or even just drugs in her system I imagine.
Hanzo genji and kiriko's wall climbing is a technique passed down from the shimada clan, its not got anything to do with genjis cybernetics, or the weird mystical powers the others have.
15:20 The purple hand is atrophying due to science mumbo-jumbo, basically closest thing might be her hand hit old age and is degrading fast, which wouldn't be an advantage but a hindrance in just about every competition. What would be an advantage is her being able to use her phase-shift thing to go incorporeal and increase her speed and jump for a short time.
I'd argue Juno could compete for the Vietnamese team as her parents were born there, technically giving her dual citizenship
10:23 I main Junkrat, and I didn’t even know that was a robot arm. My dumbass just thought it was a fancy glove 😭
Moira would 100% be the Aussie breakdancer
But she's Irish
Moigun
You bring up wall climbing as if it's an inhuman feat bud, buddy, I've personally seen freerunners climb walls like Genji, Hanzo, and Kiri do. In fact, I think that's why they can't just climb ANY wall but specifically walls that have a ledge close enough to be climbed to
I'm gonna pretend that the pronunciation of Ashe as "Ass" was an intentional joke and not the result of a speech impediment ;)
Very underrated video, you’ve got my subscription.
Many times you mention not knowing what sport some heroes would even play/participate in but every character has a sport they participate in and they are all shown through the summer games icons, every hero has their own events aside from a few that do shooting like Ashe and Ana. junk does cricket, mercy does badminton, sym is a dancer etc.
Overwatch didn't abandon mei. They were shutdown and lost communication with her team over their SAT COM breaking down in the storm years before OW was taken down.
Magic is just science we don’t yet understand.
Widow was actually hypnotized so that’s why Ana hesitated shooting her
“Genji may be banned from the Olympics but he won’t be banned from my bedroom” is both a wild statement and a statement I agree with.
i imagine juno would have citizenship in whatever country her parents are from considering it kind of works that way irl for many countries for example, if a south korean moved to the UK and had a child there, that child would automatically be granted south korean citizenship and would need no visas to visit nor would they need to apply for permanent residency. now idk how that would work as far as documentation goes, since her parents were seemingly cut off from earth and she might not have even a valid birth certificate for anywhere, let alone any schooling records or things of that nature. juno would have a hard time proving anything about herself, or that her parents are actually her parents if she tried to apply for the olympics under her parents' country of origin
I don't think Dva'd be that useless without Tokki. She obviously takes care of her form, otherwise she'd look like an actual gamer from the stuff she does, like eating chips, drinking soda and gaming a good chunk of the time.
She wouldn't win any gold medals, but she'd probably do decent enough.
1, Both LW and SYm actually had their limbs forced chopped off and replaced by Viskar, as far as im aware, they do not inhanse their capabilities but they do allow them to create and controal hard light
2, Winston pays Swiss taxes actually, this is canonical. So technically, I beilve he could. But considering Horizon did genetic experiments on him and Hammond, I think they would still prob be banned cuz of this
3, Tracer was actually lost in time for 2 years, not a few weeks
Reaper and Soldier 76 are also legally dead if I’m not mistaken
you didnt mention that Winston and Hammond (the hamster in Wrecking Ball) were genetically engineered and upgraded
Not Ashe being called "Ass"
2:02 "Ass can as well"
He can't pronounce the ʃ sound
17:50 Gabriel Reyes (Reaper) is also assumed dead afaik. He doesn’t have VALID ID. Reaper is genuinely 3 times banned
Hanzo isn't magical, in the recent book it was talked about that Hanzo's "magical dragons" (as well as storm arrows) are actually modifications made to his bow and arrows he uses. He would be eligible even if magic was banned because all his cybernetics are tied to his weapon
So I googled this real quick but pressuming that at least one of junos parents is vietnamese that would give her automatical vietnamese citizenship (could be dual citizenship with chinesse citizenship if I missundertood the legaleze but china requires you to be born in china from one chinesse parent while vietnam is okay with just having one of your parents being from vietnam)
There's no way Sigma would be able to Air Bud this. He's ALWAYS floating and his fractured mind would be dead giveaways
So for reference top athletes actually have lower heart rates so Widowmaker's low heart rate would be an advantage
I think Hog's vape is a sort of medicine that he uses to stay alive. The radiation harmed/mutated his body, making it kore difficult to breathe normal air, which is why he wears a gas mask all the time, and his vape is some sort of medicine that allows him to breathe normally
Yes, that was explained in the video
@@revel_kudoti9082 yeah i realised that after i wrote the comment haha
oh well
I like the assumption of magical powers for Genji, Hanzo and Kiriko coming for them from simply being japanese. Which is so asian. x)
And probably even they have "eternally disappointed asian dad" saying they are underperforming.
Check your pronunciation on Illari. The double L is a Y sound and you are adding an extra I
He’s saying it as echo pronounces it when she duplicates illari. In English you would say it as how you say it but where Illari is from they’d say it as echo does. Echo also says Mauga differently as well sounding more like “Mauma”. Go into the range and check it out!
@@BigPro1123 she says Maunga because that's the correct pronunciation in Samoan iirc
Ah finally a video exploring the world’s most asked questions.
Next video should be what sports would each ow compete in.
Now this is quality content.
i think tracer needs healing
Blud keeps calling Ashe, ass lol
On the note of Orisa being the robot horse in the equestrian event and Hanzo being allowed in the Olympics: she did say “you wish to ride me into battle”
28:07 why would they mind the reaper cousins? what did zenyatta do to them
Id venture to argue that Doom actually CAN compete in martial arts events with his prosthetic arm, given that as far as i could find in doing research with what 'augmentations' he has beside a robot arm, i couldn't find any, and with the arms augments, they mostly just help make that *specific* arm more compatible with wielding the Doomfist Gauntlet, so in an event where he would not use it whatsoever, its not out of the question to suggest it would just operate as a regular prosthetic arm.
There are obviously niche scenarios that would undoubtedly give him an advantage, like the tech being so much more advanced than what we have today and him (probably) not being able to feel pain in it, but all in all I think there's a solid argument for him to compete. Most of his strength aside from the big fist comes from his extensive history and training in Jiu Jitsu and further training under talon and his previous Doomfist mentor.
At the end of the day i believe he would find a way to compete anyhow, since his pride would not let him have any unfair advantage whatsoever since he wholeheartedly believes that one's strength should dictate status.
he legit punched out of prison thru a concrete wall with his normal prosthetic arm without the gauntlet
I love the bisexual vibe this video has because everyone knows almost all characters in this videogame are hot in some way or another lol
3:27 dude ballet is just a hobby, he is a pro boxer
Correction to Moira:
Her right arm is purple due to it being decaying since the machine is also sucking the life of her arm like a goddamn juice pouch.
As for her competition. That depends on the Olympics
please bro its 'Ash' not "ass"
8:41 you got absolutely rolled omg
Great video bro ima follow you in 2 months 😭🙏
A much more interesting question is how many wouldn't need to go to the Paralympic
Lifeweaver definitely has cybernetics if you look at his skin
did you forget to edit out the parts where you just say something twice
lmao the genji romance story, my first ow love was lifeweaver but now I mostly play Ana and Bap
Alright we got a bit freaky with genji there
About Genji, Hanzo, and Kiriko, its probably just ninjutsu. Maybe its like a Naruto situation where their ninja training involved tapping into an energy reserve similar to chakra.
I mean hanzo and genji are just ninjas... I don't think they need spirit dragons to compete or the cybernetics. Genji has skins for his younger self and can climb walls it's just like what shimadas do I think. Ninjas are allowed in the olympics or maybe even encouraged to join... I feel like they'd be professional enough to keep their murder dragons put away.
Hanzo has a prosthetic leg dude.
No cyborgs, no enhancements, no steroids, no genetic enhancement. No robots. Who could do it (if they leave their guns n armour/kit at home).
1. Ashe
2. Venture
3. Baptiste
4. Lucio
5. Baby dva
6. Doomfist (what enhancements does he have dude).
7. Reinhardt
8. Mei
9. Sigma
10. Zarya
11. Mercy
12. Kiriko
13. Junkerqueen/hog (im not sure about the ozzies, they might have like mutations from the radiation?)
14. Pharah
15. Ana (if we ignore the criminal/death status)
16. Brigitte
17. Tracer (maybe if winston can do a setting that prevents her from blinking at all).
18. Juno, if she gets citizenship somewhere on earth
Doomfist does have cybernetics that allow him to use the gauntlet and presumably give him the strength to punch his way out of prison
Also Hanzo doesn’t have any prosthetics and sigma wouldn’t be able to compete as the suit is only there to help contain his power
I'm commenting on this before I've fully watched the video to predict Ashe as being eligible, assuming BOB doesn't disqualify her.
As far as i am aware Moiras arm is purple because it is literally decaying so... enhanced? no definitely not... however she may have other enhancements and cybernetics such as allowing to fade.... would likely be up to people to judge if they are cause to ban or not.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT OPEN QUEUE IT'S SO MUCH MORE FUN
Lifeweaver simping let's go!
Hanzo doesn’t even have a name he’s just gengis brother
Genji, Hanzo and Kiriko can wall climb because they trained to do so. Wall climbing isn’t impossible, free-runners can do easily and ninjas are known to do so as well and all three of are ninjas
29:00 We can argue that juno may be an actual slave bc juno's parents gave thair conscent to stay at mars, but juno didn't, so she is a slave of the company. THAT MEANS, she can become a mexican, because if you are a slave and you step foot on mexican territory, you are no longer a slave and you can actually get a citizenship bc of that
Kinda fucked up to call her a slave but yall get the point
I went through the comments a bit, and I haven't seen anyone mention it, but you realize while climbing isn't impossible right, you just normally need a bit of momentum
Actually, Juno is elligible to earn Vietnamese citizenship, since her parents are from there by ethnicity. Doubtful that she actually IS one, though, since communication between Mars and Hanoi isn't exactly up-to-snuff.
To be fair, her parent kinda forgot sending any letter to fhey family on earth lol which could help her alot than only ask her to find May lol
We're just normal MEN. We're just _innocent men!_
Illari would be able to compete. I doubt solar energy would show up in a drug test.
I feel like the glowing might give it up
Anna , Cassidy, doomfist , gengi and junkrat can play in the para olympics
strange enough. Juno would be banned for a weird reason, her nationality isn't earth and as such she'd have a possibility of being banned
So Baptiste's exo boots are just boots, I always thought they were like cybernetics idk
Come on, Pharah is not annoying!!
Wasn’t Winton a part of og overwatch bc he built the accelerator for tracer
Isn't there like a refugee olympic team that Juno could compete in?
I think Juno's dad is Viet and therefore she can apply for Viet citizenship or even Chinese because of her mother
Junkrat will compete in Barbecue. If you know you know.
there is something about amaterasu's voice that sounds cuter on this video
isnt mercy canonically using her technology on herself in order to keep herself in peak condition? thats the reason why she doesnt age despite being in the same age group as the Old OW team, wouldnt this count as a performance enhancer
but- moira can fade like reaper too 😭😭
11:07 500m DASH???
I love how you pronounce Ashe as Ass
I'm always a little salty Ana lost to WM. Ana is a boss, fuck widows.
Why so mad?
Why? She hesitated she lost because she hesitated in shooting widow put them in the same situation right now where they know eachother she would win
Technically Genji and hanzos dragons aren't magic but some kinda bs sci fi tech
Cuffed Jeans and Lemon spritz