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Flat Earth Theory - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 39
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2016
- The flat earth theory is not just a theory, it's a reality. I share absolute proof in this video that the flat earth theory is true. The round earth theory has been a convenient little conspiracy theory for long enough, but the truth must now set us free upon our beautiful flat world.
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Flat Earth Theory - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 39
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This man is more convincing than actual flat-earthers
Because he is Jesus
I’be seen this video on flat earth cringe videos. He’s probably smarter then the makers of cringe videos tbh
What do you mean, he isnt a flat earther?!?!?!?
@@lilbop4942 none of us are really here right now.
@@lilbop4942 he is making fun of flat earthers
You know the parody is too good when TH-cam decides to put a wikipedia warning about flat earth theory
JP is trollier than thou 😄🤣😄🤣
Why warn people about obviously false information
@@mattneko4225 Because it’s true.
@OLGA the SCAMMER basic math hates globe theory actually. 8 inches per mile squared makes about as much sense as women’s rights in pakistan
@@mattneko4225 basic math might prove a flat earth, but advanced math proves a round earth. Think about it.
His look of genuine surprise when he can’t erase marker from cardboard gets me every time
Genius
LMFAO
This guy is truly funny. Even funnier is the Wikipedia warning. Priceless. 😂
Funny so funny the collective SAT score must be almost 3 for those that put the warning in place, and that includes the Y-T AI that assisted in the evaluation. Its idea of irony, sarcasm, parody is like rock bottom lower than low. It is not funny in the a way that my children have to live in this world with these M.....ons doing this.
JP getting fact checked by TH-cam for condescending sarcastic humor. That's how you know you're doing it right.
They have pulled it now, i guess they are busy with their new target list of people that they disagree with, ahem Parlor
Is his commentary on covid, silicon valley, and leftist opinions of similar nature?
@@julian-xy7gh, I get the feeling he's more right leaning, but his content isn't "left bashing" as one would put it. JP seems genuinely no BS or hypocrisy from either side, right or left. He lets every aspect of the political theatre have it.
@@iamthecheese2737
They just had a baby recently which for me slid me a little further right that I already found myself since I could vote a few decades ago.
@Nixon Eli Denial of ??
TH-cam didn't understood the sarcasm and put a note on the video. That makes it even more funny.
That's because it isn't sarcasm lol.
I haven't seen any note. Where is it?
@@Katarina23 bellow the player frame
@@DayWalker745 I can't tell if you're pretending it's not sarcasm as a joke, or actually believe its not sarcasm
@@BlueMysteryGaming I actually believe that it isn't sarcasm.
JP has mastered exposing truth through comedy. People just need to snap out of the lies.
You've mastered the art of willful stupidity mostly sad but absolutely hilarious
@@cantunderstandnotry6130 People like him are what make people who question the narrative look crazy and stupid. I'm pretty sure 99% of them are trolls, paid fed shills and bots.
@@cantunderstandnotry6130 what a dick. I’m sorry you hate your life.
@@cantunderstandnotry6130 You've mastered willful ignorance and lack of critical thinking. But hey, you probably were first in line to get the experimental jab and believe that eating beyond meat burgers is saving the earth...
smh
@@cantunderstandnotry6130keep paying attention. Eventually it will click.
After all these years I finally watched this thing. I thought it was your typical FE mockery. It's satire, of course, a backasswards trick. An ingenious trap to lure globers into his web of math and logic. And viewers fall for the headband and reverse psyoppery? well played, JP.
You can easily disprove all of his points, it is a parody, with a very sutil point of irony
@@tiago7036 ok do it
The flattest of realms.
@@tiago7036 lets see your points of proof...there are none because it's true.
"sutil"?
really??
The more I watch this guy,the more I think he's a bloody genius
Right!
Absolutely lol 😂
He is a genius.
Just follow the flight from Patagonia to Johannesburg it doesn't exist. Straight flight look at how close they are but no straight flight. Yes do the math! But have some common sense!
I've said the same many times. 😁
I recently saw an instagram post that used this video as proof of the flat earth theory
Robert Doucet unless they put it up sarcastically...and you took it seriously...
Richard Morse the Instagram account always posted conspiracy theories like that African Americans were actually native to the Americas. So I'm positive that they were being serious.
it was a joke haha
...wow. just wow.
Textbook example of Poe's Law
I love how his current followers believe this shit really shows how far hes fallen
It’s sad how stupid people are
Anti-vaxxers and flat earthers give right-wingers a really bad reputation
says someone who can prove the earth is a globe - luv it - happy to fling shit but cant prove your own believe!
@@SimplygreatstuffA flat Earther in the flesh! This is so adorable!
@@shlokwaghela9560 Yep stopped believing that BS years ago - when no one could give me the answers of proof of what they were teaching us about 'globe' earth, I started realising pretty that what I could, look see feel right in front of me did match the brainwashing of the Globe narrative.
Plenty of answers like yours of course - says nothing other than you believe in higher authority, but don't actually KNOW - (you just believe) and its why you have to offer such hominem overtones or attacks on people with thoughts different to yours because that is all you have.
I think its hilarious - the pretenses you go on with when all you would have to do is offer conclusive proof that no one, let me repeat, NO ONE has ever been able to do.
If you say you can there are a number of offers of pretty sizable monetary rewards out there now for such conclusive proof, but neither you or ANY ONE else has ever claimed this reward - I wonder why that is?
You can BS all you might about not claiming it but If I offered a sizable reward for anyone who could prove a hot kettle was hot, there would be a 1000 takers.... but not one on proving the globe earth.
And that "dog adorable" is all I need to know about you - knows F/A but believes everything someone in a Lab coat tells you. Trapped in a narrative without a spine or individual thought to get yourself out of it despite a truck load of evidence to the contrary - and your too lazy to evaluate it. Some of it so blatant that a 5 year old could smell the BS of it.
All yours.
The genius here is that people think this is a parody when in fact he's cleverly sharing what he Knows to be true.
The genius is flat earth idiots are all masturbating in the corner yelling "SEE" without realizing he is making them look like the idiots they actually are.
Precisely
I’m just going to take a wild guess and assume you’ve never done a HALO jump and seen the curvature of the earth yourself, if you’re serious 😂
You really are serious
you have a problem if you dont see this as a parody there are satelits out there that show that earth is not flat lol
when the sarcasm is so good people think you are serious
I know he's lying
It's called The "comedy inversion" - when supposed reality is so absurd, you can't tell parody from reality.
Pretty sure the earth is flat though. His science is sound.
@@jamesdodson4659 His science is hog wash. He's making fools of flerthers!
I was about to ask. New to this channel, so I couldn’t tell.
The flat earth group I'm in has people posting this as evidence for their position... I'm not kidding.
Why... would you link a parody video... of ANYTHING... as evidence that what it is parodying is true? **facepalm**
Their misinterpretation of the intended message of this video is probably a good indication of how well they interpret the "science" that apparently supports the idea of a flat earth
I think that is evidence that many, if not most, of the people in those groups are trolls...
Poe's law. Anyway the flat earth association was started by astronomers with an interest in world views.
Why are you in a flat earth group?
coming here after Joels video and man what a fall from grace this guy had. its also hilarious seeing flat earthers vehemently deny that this is sarcasm and hes making fun of them
Or....and hear me out, it's a massive fucking troll and you fell for it.
@@mylestrumbore5382 the super straight flag pfp LMAO
@@KaziaGD I call that a trap card. If you default to my pfp it means you have nothing to say on the topic and are trying to deflect. Nice job.
@@mylestrumbore5382 well I have nothing to say because I didn't understand your point 💀 he's pretty obviously making fun of flat earthers
@@KaziaGD yeah and you're pretending like because there are (maybe) flat earthers in the comments.....it's somehow a fall from grace? Also they're probably trolling people like you?
He did this so well you don’t know if he really believed what he’s saying or not!!🤣
In a lot of his videos you can’t tell if he actually believes it or not but using humor to cover it up just like the fake moon landing video lol
No it's definitely satire just like the fake moon landing video he gives hints but they're admittedly easy to miss
JP the sarcasm guru. 🙏🕉
JP is a flat earther and so am I. Everything is a lie
And what if he thinks that the earth is flat? Would that change your opinion about him? Would you say he's stupid because he doesn't believe in what you believe?
I love how this guy can keep a straight face.
Nice name lol
I know right! I'm fairly sure that there must be quite a few outtakes though - I don't care how talented &/or professional he is ;-)
I've come to the conclusion he's really just s tiny alien inside a human machine kinda like in MIB, only they didn't know human face emotions so they just made it always have no emotion what so ever.
and never blinks lol
or addicted to eyedrops
If the earth is flat, how deep is flat earth?
How far do we have to dig to kill the turtle?
Lucatsan you have to dig 666 meters to get to, not the turtle but to the giant upside down pyramid balancing an a normal turtle swimming through an infinity amount of egg nog
YOU LEAVE THE TURTLE OUT OF THIS
why would you want to kill the turtle, YOU MONSTER!?
😂😂😂
Rory Triscuit there is not turtle,look at my other comment
His satire is necessary in a world where its easier to fool someone than convince them they have been fooled
The fact they had to put this Wikipedo label on this video tells me there is more than meets the eye and mind.
Sigh. And my Flat Earth friend was nodding the whole time, saying, "See?! HE gets it!"
Kkkkkk
@Mr. Gandalf wtf ru saying
@@trolek852 I am not a Christian and didn't read the bible once
but iam sure thats not written
Just a gut feeling
@@ody2397 i mean, im not sure too, but i think it was religious thing before when they tough earth was flat and flying on a turtle
Why is he your friend?
This dudes troll level is infinity lmfao
he's Simon Pegg of TH-cam!
cg84110 ...He's not trolling. He speaks truth.
PertNear I hope you're kidding.
Gangster Party Line was dope though!
PertNear
I really hope your kidding
The way this man adds comedy to serious discussions is absolutely hilarious❤
That's his way of MOCKING the idiocy of the idea.
I have a friend who was a Air Force fighter pilot. When he finished his time in the service he joined United Airlines as a 747 pilot.
He has flown for >30 years so I asked him: "Did you ever see the curvature of the Earth at any time in your career while flying?"
His response was a quick response NO.
He answered my question but it seemed as though he did not want to further the discussion.
You must be a flat earther
@@massatube Really?
Fact is, at 30,000 ft the curvature will be very difficult to discern. If there is a crisp horizon and a wide field of view and you look very closely you may detect a slight, very slight curve. Nothing surprising or conspiratorial about it. The earth is frickin' huge. Go up 60,000 ft and on a good day you'll see the slight curve.
Sigh. I think you are serious. This was a roast of flat earthers
Wow, almost like he knows that you are a buddy even though you have some nutty, embarrassing obsessions, and knows that if he engages in discussion with you he will either have to tell you that you are wrong and upset you or pretend to agree with you and embarrass himself. I used to have a friend who was absolutely convinced that George Bush blew to the Twin Towers. If he brought it up we acted embarrassed because _it was embarrassing_ . What a shock!
In any case there is reason that people make a big deal of of very high performance jets like the SR-71 and U-2 and MiG-25 and 35 and brag on video headlines "curvature of the earth visible!" Because you have to go well above normal flight levels to even start to see it.
The incredible level of complex deception to make this alleged lie up and sustain it over hundreds of years _for no apparent reason_ just see defies comprehension. What, they paid individual ship captains to lie in every single account of ships coming mast-first over the horizon until coming "hull-up" at closer range? Not a single one blabbed ever, huh? And all for what, because it's _that important_ that the great unwashed are tricked into thinking we live on a globe instead of a disc...why?
"because according to the flat map of the round earth". Comedy gold! 🤣
Sadly flat earthers really cant make the link between 2d maps and the 3d reality they live in.....
@@tyshred9251 You must be really new to flat earth. Brings back memories of trying to convince people with no real info. Just by faith in fake science. The earth is not a ball shooting through a galaxy. That is obvious. th-cam.com/video/HK4DYNmuzGc/w-d-xo.html also here www.veritasmc.org/flatearth.html
Take some time before you put your foot in your mouth.
I drove behind a pickup about a year ago and it had a Flat Earth Society sticker on the back.
Then I thought what convinced them in the first place, to believe something like that?
@@mariusvanniekerk7707 Because of science and how motion works. That did it for me. Also the altitude of mountains around and how they can be seen from areas and flat oceans. Looking left to right at ocean doun shoreline you can see for miles. Yet they say there is a curve just a few miles out. Really?
@@dominiccharvet546 My biggest question about flat earth is this:
Why would Earth be the only planet/mass in our entire universe that's not round? We can look up in the sky and see for ourselves that the moon, the sun, and other plannets are round. Why would earth be different than all the other objects in space?
I am a true conspiracy nerd. I am the first to call out false flags and question everything. But after countless hours of research, I gotta tell you, the flat earth just ain't it. In fact, there's a lot of reason to believe that the flat earth theory was created by high government sectors for the purpose of making conspiracy theorists look crazy, by lumping us all together, acting like people who believe in MK Ultra (a proven conspiracy) are just as nuts as people who believe in a flat earth (a false conspiracy created by them to make people doubt every other conspiracy). Being a sphere just makes sense if you understand the basics of quantum physics, how gravity forces objects floating through space to condense into a ball. The higher the mass, the rounder the object. What we classify as planets are objects that have a large enough mass that they are round in shape (which is partly why pluto was dismissed from the list). It does not make sense that every other object in space would adhere to this law except for earth. You can see with your own eyes- the moon, for example- that it is possible. A massive ball of land floating through space is possible. So why would we be the only object that did not condense into a ball and fall into the sun's orbit?
His sarcasm is perfect
I wonder how he keeps his face straight while doing this
Nxet Box it isn't perfect.. where are the dislikes by offended extremist round earthers
Actually, it took me a few seconds to realize he was joking, because real flat earthers sound just as crazy!
Leo Roberts same here,,,, lmao.
Leo Roberts Poe's Law at work 😁
On top of everything else, the part that most got me was when he tried to erase the marker! 🤣🤣 That was a loud laugh
This was a great way for JP to "Awaken" his followers because the things he is saying make perfect sense and he isn't being silly and sarcastic when explaining all of this. His only real sarcasm lies in his character's name, how he's dressed, his gullible demeanor, and his cheap props (cardboard for wipe board and the towel on a pvc pipe). But he's not acting super sarcastic and silly as usual, he's being sincere in the info that he's sharing and rightfully so.
If you didn't catch that he was absolutely roasting flat earthers, I really am not sure there's hope for you
Really hope that was sarcasm there missy... otherwise, get yourself checked to a doctor. Might be signs of serious mental issues
However you take his manner and demeanor, he's mocking flat-earthers. That part is for real.
First couple of times i watched JP’s vid’s the satire of them barely registered too
A good sarcasm is when people doubt if its sarcasm or not
What does that have to do with satire? Learn to English.
That's bad sarcasm tho...
Indeed it is my friend
@@Ivanna_Jerkov cause sarcasm is part of english, you'd know if you spoke it properly
@@VanTilburger you sure? His vids are satire mines
*i thought I would be able to erase it. I guess I need more cardboard now.*
Cassandra Bankson I laughed at too. I think this guy does not know his ass from a hole in the ground on a flat or a round earth. Another proof of a spherical earth is the seasons as a result of the tilt of the earth on it's axis. When it is Winter in the northern hemisphere, it is Summer in the southern hemisphere. Merry Christmas.
Omg!! You're so funny!!! Subscribed and like
You took him seriously? is this the first time you have seen him? he is a brilliant mocker of all things... check out "prancercise", one of his best :)
James Morrison He is not to be taken seriously😂😂😂
Lmao his channel is dedicated to satirical works, it's very good acting but he's quite intelligent out of character.
I love how his satire is so realistic that flat Earthers are actually praising him.
It's incredibly funny and ironic 😅 You should check out Eric Dubay, he gets Flat Earthers all in a tizz 😂
@@WhiteWizard666 Nice try, but I've known who Dubay is for 3 years now.
@@WhiteWizard666 Well this has been quite a weak attempt.
At first I didn't know, but now I'm 100% sure it's flat, simply because TH-cam has to swoop in there and make sure to tell us it's not lol! TH-cam's damage control lol!
Sorry bud, but those arguments were way too smart for a real flat earther.
Seth Bettwizilch this are actually the real arguments they have lmao
The difference is the way he says it.
@@masonwu8950 ne has literally every flat earth argument ever so he IS too smart to Even act flat earther (almost everyone is)
JP does a great job waking us UP! Earth is Flat.
@@kittcompton no it is not
I've tasted the ocean plenty of times. No carbonation. Definitely flat.
And that oil spill? Impossible to clean. They just let it run over the edge.
@@supermexicanroboninja3116 what does that have to do with my comment
@@Xrelent
That oil spill that happened a few years back. They didn't need to clean it up because all the water ran over the edge of the Earth, thus ridding the oceans of said spill.
😂🤣😂🤣
Xrelent ha ha good one
It’s REALLY TOUGH to decide if he’s being SERIOUS or not………….… lol 🤣
Precisely the point. Makes people curious enough to investigate! Brilliant!
Flat Earth really is true. Seriously. JP rocks for presenting this awesome truth!
Having a flat earth could be convenient. All the garbage problems solved, just chuck it over the ice wall. No fiddling with rockets to get a sattelite into space, just chuck em over the ice wall. Water levels rising? Scoop it over the ice wall.
I don't think that's exactly how they explained the flat earth works.
I didn't say I agree'd with the flat earth. I just researched it because I like to have a good argument from both views. If you get upset through me implying that's not how it works then you should just stay away from anything online. Also if the only things you can say in an argument are rude comments, you should keep to yourself. I did nothing wrong and I said nothing offensive in any way so just keep your mouth shut and your fingers off the keyboard.
But how do you think the dinosaurs went extinct? If a meteor ever hit us, regardless whether it's massive or not, would spin us the fuck out and knock everybody over the ice wall
Akatsin Actually, that's similar. Our government won't let us see the wall, and whenever we try traveling in one direction to see said wall, we end up going north, so we go in a circle. It is impossible for mere citizens to see the wall, as maps, compasses, GPS's, and all other methods of navigation have been tinkered with by the government so we can't find said wall. I don't believe in a Flat earth and I like to make fun of people that do and fuck w/ them, but that's how they perceive that.
Lunar Prism I like that you researched your facts whether you believe it's flat or not. It's cool because it allows you to have an intelligent arguement, rather than calling people crazy or stupid when they mention the flat earth. I personally like the idea of the flat earth more. I don't really believe in it per say, but since if it's flat we are the center of the universe, which makes life seem more meaningful y'know? Rather than just a grain of sand compare to the basically infinite number of planets which makes us feel like nothing we do really matters.
The flat earth society has members around the globe
I see what you did there lol
🤣🤣🤣
Loooooool
@@kiiamarie3881 why did you comment a tweet from flat Earth society
@@3GSELFIMPROVEMENT cause it's a meme
Im a round earther that identifies as a flat earther now. So glad i finally made the transition after seeing this video. Thank you for helping me ♡
I bought my son a globe for geography studies but I'm going to jump on it and flatten it.
Thanks J. P
If the world is flat, then wouldn't the cats push everthing off edge?
Bill Thew no
Hahahaha I get it
Bill Thew Dunno Bill... it's been asked a million times already, there must be an answer out there.
Anonymous Otto the Invisible sorry I got confused I thought you were the guy claiming the earth was flat. I got confused cause I just saw your reply on my notifications an your name came to my mind so I mistook you for that flat earth idiot.
this TH-camr is dumb 1st he had no real curveiture amount 2nd the sun across the year moves it's spot to set I wonder how **** ******** will try to disprove this and yes I did censor the name out due to it having links with cancer
It's September 2020 and TH-cam has put a Wikipedia article attached to this video explaining how the flat Earth concept is not correct. I find that almost as funny as this video.
Sarah Debardeleben not in my country ... what does that say 😜
When "The System" say's don't read/listen to that, it gives automatic credibility to it.
Exactly, why would TH-cam want to fact check this if everyone knows it’s false? Hmmmm?
@@curiositea258 Yes! These 'truth boxes' are how I know what is probably true. My favorite truth box is Reptilian Humanoids. Someone got their panties in a bunch on that one. Wonder why...
@@curiositea258 thats just very falty logic ... delusional ...but well thats the time we life in ...imbecils rampant on the interwebs
I played this in my 7th grade English class 3 years ago. This guy is a legend lol
Many thanks, J.P. You FINALLY got the "flat earth" theory to make sense to me!!! It's real, all REAL!!! My husband's baby is due any day now & I really want to attend the birthing. The drugs & electro-shock therapy have been great for my sleep disorder & even my complexion.
Can 1 of the nice people who may be reading this call my psychologist, Dr. Steinkuntz? Tell him I'm as sane as everyone else & now that I've officially chosen my pronouns (broke/degen if ur wondering), it's safe to send me home, PLEEEASE??! I'M CURED!!!
Hang in there Sand'. Yule bee all rite! Soon as we get thru t'hat Our Gl'ass, we'll bee alright.
"In a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
- George Orwell
#FakeNews #ProveMeWrong 🤔
Orwell Society committee member Leslie Hurst confirmed the misattribution as well, telling TheDCNF in an email, “The quotation, as you suspect, is not from George Orwell.”
Lol I know right?
th-cam.com/video/Pm3n3jLheJ8/w-d-xo.html
th-cam.com/video/TOlINxUz9sQ/w-d-xo.html
th-cam.com/play/PLG6-rRsH3vpRH5K2JsXHPRr7XYTlVa9FF.html
He actually represents the FE case rather consistently. Almost makes you wonder whether he is really a believer himself and is using his sarcasm to outwit the censorship.
If so, I’d say he’s one clever individual.
@Yuri DeKhed yes, TH-cam censors videos that represent the flat earth belief accurately
They only allow vids that debunk it or misrepresent the belief
@@arkbuildersparadigm564 it's getting increasingly accurate to detect what may be true, as yt simply puts warnings on the videos. medical misinformation, elections, flat earth, etc. i don't see any warnings on things that are visibly and obviously wrong
Yeah, there were some really good videos with all the data and scientific research, but they all got taken down. Now they show idiots saying the earth is flat, and all the comments making fun of them. They can't let the truth be known. Satan's deception to try and disprove the bible.
@@arkbuildersparadigm564 you cant misrepresent a belief if the belief is itself subjectively dogmatic ...
Very clever!
Once you go FLAT... you never go back! JP you have to do another FE production with your updated and incredible video skills as well as your acting skills. You always hit it out of the park!!!
Come on, we all know the world is a disc carried on the backs of 4 giant elephants that stand on the back of an enormous turtle! There have been countless books written on the subject
Sounds legit!
And what is the enormous turtle standing on? "A tower or turtles!" (A Brief History of Time - Dr. Stephen Hawking)
ACleverUserName UsedHere you do not know how many times I have said the exact thing!!!! I’m Wizzart!!!!
What movie was this though?
Nigga Raw a series of over 20 books called discworlk by terry pratchett! They are hilarious!
Sarcastic parody ...
a double-negative
is a positive.
Drew Hurst and people still don't /won't get it....
yeah i got it too
Drew. Unless it's a positive double-negative, negatively speaking.
Well, that depends:
1. Are you using both words as “Nouns” (which would be improper English as the word “sarcastic” is strictly an adjective [unlike “sarcasm” which is a noun]);
OR
2. Are you using “sarcastic” as an actual adjective to describe the proceeding noun (or possibly verb): “Parody”?
In the case of option “2”, nah, it’s not a “double negative” because you’re using the word “sarcastic” to describe the character or quality of the parody itself.
OMFG! I just realised that I’d be one of those pretentious a-holes whom he’d awesomely portray in one of his videos: F@$king “Grammar Police”! 🤦♂️🙅♂️🖕🚨
Don’t hate - I hit the like button under your comment...
But what if i consi..*cough* believe both sarcasm and parody are positive? Does that make it triple positive? Oh-ho! It's seem i win! You shouldnt feel bad though, you put up a good fight.
I watched again and again. How did I miss you years ago... I'll never know. The Cardboard eraser-bit was classic ... with your expression! Simply priceless. Your wife must be Soooooo entertained.
His arguments are very compelling 😂😂
Did he just assume the Earth shape?
Maybe the Earth identifies as round!
Bahahahaha!!!! :'D
Matthew Shaw that's soooooo fastmist
Hahahhaha fucking incredible
These racist misogynist earthist are so ignorant
Global privilege
How does he keep a strait face...
Eric Bourque it was probably take number 127😉
Dandré Jansen van Vuuren thousand*
I’ve always wondering the same thing xD
Because he thinks of the horizon. Perfectly straight. Because the Earth is flat. Illuminati confirmed.
STRAIGHT face! Because you misspelled that word, all your comments are completely invalidated.
:-p
I wasted 10 years studying astrophysics. I wish I would have seen a video like this when I started my studies...
In my 65yrs I believed the earth was round. Then Wikipedia said it was round. So now I have doubts.
I love how TH-cam adds a “flat-earth” context blurb.
hilarious!
It's a caution cone to prevent idiots from crashing into flat earth.
YT algorithm probably detected a possible conspiracy (from the title?) , so automatically added a warning
@@joeldumas5861 another sign of a communist world. And massive indoctrination of the stupid. This is one of many....theory’s that refuse to accept science...and are still taught. My own brother......tried telling me this garbage. I said”How can you have been in Airforce like me....and think the world is flat. The sun...moon.,.planets...are round. You fly high you see the curvature. What the Hell is wrong with you?” He says”Well...I’ve never been up that high....and I’m not sure.” A shining example of the fake scientific crap put out these days! And people believe it. Thanks Harvard! And ministers of lower learning.......again Harvard. Harvard...the High Standard...that has become the lowest standard. Good place to test a hyper sonic missle. Complete waste of money...and time. There not the only fools. It’s part of the dumbing down of America. Americans were far better educated back in the 50’s then today! Even National Geographic has been telling lies. Completely turning there backs on proven science. Because...they teach critical race theory....and communism. They sold out....long ago. I know why. Money! Money! Money! Like Harvard.
@@marksolarz3756 Hi Mark, are you sure of your definition of "communism"? What an economic system based on common ownership of the means of production (not the best efficient btw) has to do with denying the scientific method? Or with the belief that round Earth conspiracy is promoted by satellite dish vendors?
Maybe you meant "paternalism" (wearing a life jacket when at sea is mandatory "for your own security").
Besides that, I'm old enough to have sailed the world guided by my beloved sextant. All the trigonometry I used was based on a round Earth, and I never missed a port!
I'm starting to think this guy is a genius
Apparently so does TH-cam.
I'm honestly offended at Christians who think the magnanimity and overwhelming power of God could NOT create a universe so awe inspiring!!!! The universe is crafted with flawless logic; algebra and calculus and everything math! It is flawless in function and perfectly efficient.
You know what I find sooooo interesting about FE Or rather Globe Earth…is how the most suspicious phenomena isn’t physical…but rather psychological.
The level to which people will go to defend the shape of their reality is very curious to me. The level and certainty at which people believe the globe earth is far far beyond their ability to actually defend it. I suspect this is why they become emotional about the subject if it goes on longer than the basic involuntarily reflex ridicule.
Very very few people actually have the knowledge needed to properly defend what they so passionately believe in. Which is why they eventually degrade into emotional outbursts and such.
At least this has been my experience when addressing the subject with people.
Additionally I find it quite interesting that many of these basic questions that provide deeper thought on the shape of our realm seem quite obvious yet never considered by most people. It’s almost as if their mind had never been given permission to actually think…and rather went straight into a strongly held belief masquerading as knowledge.
Curiously, the level at which previously the whole world seemed to agree with these convictions without proper reasoning for them…is beyond suspicious.
This psychological phenomenon alone is a large enough red flag to bring almost everything into question.
And for those who don’t, won’t, or can’t understand the journey of a “truther”…let me put it simply.
When you see through one lie, you will see how easy it actually is to get people to believe these lies. You will realize the difficulty isn’t in deception…the difficulty is getting people to see the lies. Its like falling dominoes…one lie held up by many others. A single thread that when pulled will unravel the whole veil of deception. Once you acknowledge one lie you are forced to confront and consider how many more are there? And you proceed with the same approach that revealed the first deception.
There seems to be some existential mental construct that keeps them from acknowledging they have been lied to. They have a deep existential vested interest in these lies somehow. It’s super bizarre for someone like a truther to witness…
Id imagine it’s similar to NEO when he takes the red pill but wakes up having to eat slop, wear rags and live underground…the truth wasn’t pleasant and as such there is an comforting interest in fantasy.
The mind is armed to protect itself from the unpleasant reality and certain fantasies are a defense against a existential threat.
Yes & amen! That's exactly why I'm so fascinated by mind-blowing channels like Eric Dubay, DITRH (David Weiss), & Vibes of Cosmos!
In my personal experience I've seen the emotional trigger more on the flat earth side. I am a truth seeker myself but what I do not' do is jump on the bandwagon of beliefs or ideologies just because we have been told so many lies, they have also added some truth to the mix. I believe part of our path and purpose is to really tap into our intuition and discernment so we can see the wood for the trees, discern what is true and what is false instead of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.... I believe that is exactly what they want us to do. I have done some research on both sides and there is credible evidence that it is not flat however I can't prove it so I I'm not going to say it is definitely a globe or it is definitely flat. What I will say though that from observation that these dark lords love the divide and conquer tactic and I feel the flat earth v the globe is another one of these traps to keep people fighting against each other instead of coming together and disconnecting their energy from their enslaving toxic systems.
I love how this video is under education instead of comedy
Stop it, u r going to make sense to the flat earthers.
Im wearing you c-137, also when can i come out of ur basement im preagnant what should i name him
@@user-to9gn2lj4i Learn you spell you illiterate fuck
:v
He's just repeating what flat earthers already know.
@@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr What they think they know* the only thing they "know" are the delusions in their mentally damaged mind.
The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth His handywork. Psalm 19:1 💙
Thank you, JP, for sharing the truth via satire!
Don't know if anyone else caught this, but the funniest part of the video to me was when he said "Astromoner" not Astronomer, lol
“As you can see from this flat map of the round earth” 😂😂
Lol
Exactly!!
it is :)
I love sarcasm.
he actually wasn't sarcastic
right, sure he wasn't
Zero11s
Sorry but he was. He parades all the silly things people believe in. Specifically things that are believed without justification of supporting evidence.
zed1stwizard like the globe
Zero11s
Is that the best reply you can give? come now you can test the globe in an afternoon and verify it's validity.
This guy is amazing. He is sarcastic and no one is safe from his channel.
I thought this was going to be satire until I saw google slapped "context" on it. Now I'm 100% sold on flat earth
The youtube algorithm doesn't know this is satire.
youtube wants you to know flat earth is false.... big tech is controlled, so what does that tell you?
well... youtube algorithm... does'nt know much anyways
AI is not sophisticated enough yet :)
It’s actually not, but making TH-cam think it is is the only thing that’s kept it from being deleted or losing sound
The TH-cam algorithm is an algorithm, it’s physically unable to see context.
You know the world is in trouble when a guy Parodying Flat-Earthers sounds less crazy than the real believers.
Gaskinmoo79 never underestimate the power of stupid in large numbers
have to agree with you
I think he swayed me actually
He knows the world is flat lol
+Fred Fred Burger
I have a shirt that says that. :P
Loved that JP called Magellen "the stupid son-of-a-bitch making a giant left-handed turn the whole time he was sailing". JP telling it like it is!
The maths part in the middle was just excellent! 😂😂😂😂😂
He's obviously trolling, but he's using the exact same arguments as actual flat-earthers. Now I'm questioning reality itself.
909sickle whoooshhh
You're confused; the cult of scientism that has you believing in a ball earth, outer space, dinosaurs, black holes, quantum theory - basically all the shit you saw in some random movie but never actually witnessed in reality...therefore, the troll in this situation is you.
Alpha Force moron spotted
Yup, the moron +Jonas Schall has been spotted.
Alpha Force Do you have any prove of your claims that all of those things are fake?
I like how many people are taking this seriously XD
Do you know of the tiny community of idiots of TH-cam that try telling the truth of the flat earth? None of them agree with each other, none of them make sense, all of them say they have proof which none of them can prove.
It's both extremely hilarious and very sad at the same time.
Yeah but this show "Ultra Spiritual Life" is a joke show, so it's kinda funny how no one realizes that this is a joke.
I'm late enough to the party to have not seen them fools. Also don't can't see many flat earthers, was hoping for more laughs.
Just read a few of Heath motley's posts for a good laugh.
Gee that's funny (coincidental) though, kiddies,... because ..*THE (real) "JOKE" ▬► IS _ON YOU/s_ ...
I HATE spheres and round things 😤 flat is where its at 👌
Round Testicles is GO! Flat testiles is Nooooo!
I didn’t know til now but I was waiting for this! Well done JP you jumped!!!! 🙏🏻🙌🏼♥️
Gravity is density there is no gravity!!
No. There is gravity. You can by the fact that things go down. Density is not a force, it doesn’t make things move.
I died when he said "spherical trigonometry". 😂😂😂😂
Spherical trigonometry is actually a thing. Euclidean trigonometry doesn't work on curved surfaces, it requires a different formulation.
Trig is flat. It only exists on the x y plane. I wish i knew this in my "Theoretical Alternate Power Sources From the Future" class. ;)
@@JLConawayII as far as I know trigonometry is for right triangles
Kronus It's for triangles in general.
Spherical trigonometry is a real thing. When you have curved surface (planet's surface) or curved space (like you need to use in theories about the universe and gravity) the usual plane geometry for flat surfaces does not work, for example: your "usual" triangle has the sum of all angles 180 degrees, but on a sphere it is more: if you took Earth and said point A lies on the equator, point B lies on the equator, point C is the north pole, then you have 2 times 90 degree angle (at points A and B) and some angle at point C. It is used for example in astronomy in pointing out object's location on the sky.
_he tries to erase the cardboard..._ oh god I died.
I guess I need new cardboard...
The Large Hardon Collider Don't say "God" lightly.
I lmaoed.... really. Fucking. Loud
I got dizzy and almost puked... his face was priceless... OMG this guy is a master!
RIP
I always thought flat earth was a bullshit concept to be made fun of, but this video really opened my eyes. I'm blown away. It's clearly flat. Thank you J.P.!
Flat Earthers: This guy is a genius!
Round Earthers: This guy is funny!
TH-cam: Put a Wikipedia warning!
Now flat earthers will use this video as evidence
But they can’t if this video has no proper evidence or sources promoting this theory😆
Read up farther; people actually have! Unless that person was misleading us too. I've heard he's a Freemason...
But the math is correct. Idk.... check it out. They either got their measurements wrong or they are lying about some stuff. Again idk what to think...
JP is so far ahead of his time! He was flattening the curve long before Dr. Ouchie
@@AlphaOmegaSigma07 Probably more correct than you know.
Tesla used the level theory for his own good works and wanted to share its benefits with humanity. And, as you say, believed that gravity was only a theory, not absolute fact. Levels was it.
Without him we would still be stuck in the industrial age. Today everything electrical or digital rides on the shoulders of his working devices, systems and inventions- that he personally built and tested to perfection.
If you look at some of his high-powered experiments, it is amazing that he lived to an old age.
@@AlphaOmegaSigma07 let me guess you believe in the electric universe b******* it's not stupid like the flat Earth society it's just a fundamental misunderstanding of the science capitalized on by con men you don't have to be dumb to fall for it
@@JoeGator23 you know nothing of Nikola Tesla aside from the pseudoscientific b******* that was sold to you by a con man look up professor Dave explains he'll explain the science to you of how you're wrong don't feel stupid you've just been misled
It's amusing that TH-cam put a "fact check" on obvious satire.
They are probably responding to critics who say, "If TH-cam censors or does a fake fact check on something then it must be true! They would never fact check flat earth theory!" 😂
The look on his face is just classic! Funny guy and funny delivery!
He tried to erase sharpie on cardboard lol i love this guy
Well that makes absolutely no sense.... The materialist Illuminati want to make people believe that they live in a purposeful divinely created world... thats the psyop... WTF are you smoking.... they want people to obey and to consume and the best way to get them to do that is to believe in the religion of materialism.
JDR 235 pretty sad u thought it was funny enough too comment about it. U can clearly see its scripted.
That was my favorite part!
He's been sniffing sharpies, few of his brain cells survived.
How does he know where in the flight the woman's water broke? I doubt they made a 90 degree turn.
The earth is infact an attack helicopter
Wait, so are they all attack helicopters :S Now I'm confused OMG
Bellator Femina You helisexuals are all the same, you think only about your feelings and forget about your true soulmates, the minigun-sexuals :'(
Bellator Femina You broke my heart, don't ever speak to me again ! If you tried, you would have seen there is NOTHING mini about my gun, but I guess someone else will have to oil and reload my minigun machinery... XD
Ahah thanks ;) Likewise with your helisexuals-specific issues !
I can kinda imagine 🚁 being slightly attractive.
Like I’m basically substituting “cool looking” with “hot looking” to get a feeling and works better than nothing, which is already a googol times more than your sanity can handle.
But then. What people do with things they find attractive? Yeah, so I try to bring myself into the picture and that’s when my imagination can’t handle it. My brain just starts screaming “ABORT!” “ABORT!”, and the thought falls out of my brain like a dead fetus.
"He's a Freemason." Genuinely had me cackling like a hen!
All accusations of astronauts being free masons are correct.
Flat earthers are using this video as informative tutorial. hahaha
Pfft! So fake, the earth isn’t flat!
Now the moon however? Now that’s a flatass grey cheese disk
U do know this is a joke right?
You believe in the moon XD
I'm a flat earther furry, and I know the truth sweetie
Mike Pitt before you r/whoosh this person, know that they were joking too. So let me do this directed at you.
R/whoooooooooooosh
Bullshit. Everyone knows that the Earth is utahraptor shaped.
Purposely dumb we need a really long wooosh for that
R/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
I have never seen a video that can be so sarcastic and convincing at the same time...
The Earth IS flat, and empirical proof exists to support this thesis statement.
Are you familiar with the piece of trash known as "Saul Alinsky"?, He was about as sorry a human being as has ever lived, and he used satire against his opponents. This Alinsky-like narrator is doing the same thing, relying not on substance - - of which he has none - - - against his opponents and is rudely and desperately turning to satire.
The guy is gutter filth, and he, again, cannot refute the flat-Earth argument empirically and is wrongfully deciding to attack it via satire. The guy is such trash.
@@ronaldm.6150 The earth is a globe. That is a fact, not a theory. He isn't trying to proof that it is a globe by attacking you guys with satire, he is just making fun of you guys because you all are a bunch of dumbasses who think we are living on a fucking frisbee.
@@ronaldm.6150 The funny thing is that these are actual arguments used by Flat Earthers. He didn't even have to make up arguments to make flat farthers look stupid. Genuine Flat Earther arguments are ridiculous enough all on their own.
@@ronaldm.6150
Easy, big fella. Its gonna be alright. Dont get your hamster in a bunch.
@@darihuana_2568
Nah, brah, shits like Asgard.
if the Earth is flat, does that mean that we're on God's table and we're a board game? 🤔
JP. Well done. Your sarcasm and trolling is on another level... On the enclosed stationary and level earth.
I thought this guy was joking then I thought he was serious then I thought he was joking
Good thing you were right on 2 counts ;)
Got me the same way.
what gave it away, that he thought he could dry erase on cardboard? That's about the time I was ROFL.
Derp derp derp, yeah and all the vegans found him becasue they are really gluten free, derp derp derp.
He’s joking
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
And the Global earth Society has members all around the Flat Earth. lol Mars is Global and i feel flatly sick of this Globe and need A Globe Bowl too get sick in.lol.
Like the vlog where a flat earth dude explaining about flat earth while wearing a Pink Floyd shirt The dark side of the moon
LOL, dare I say?
@Cyrus Dabar No, it's still funny, but you are a sick person.
Yes earth is flat. AND THAT'S THE FACT. 💯 Ladies and gentlemen.
You’re amazing JP. Thank You for taking time to help more people to question and not just accept what is written in geography brainwashing Freemasons books, since childhood.
Love and Peace
🍀
"freemasons run the country" - Bacteria on Mr. Burns's face.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is a Hollywood actor
Well obviously he only got his MA from Havard & PhD from Columbia AND worked at the Universities of Maryland & Princeton as well as the American Museum of Natural History and the Hayden Planetarium to get on TV. ...
HauntedPancake like money can’t buy stuff, like you know he worked there lol
And a buffoon
@gofa curself Watch out being around Neil. Lots of rape allegations.
He technically is
Omg this level of sarcasm is legendary
I watched the video two times, read the description box three times and guess what? I never heard him or the description say that the video was sarcasm.
@@randomdolphinxoxoxo4045 omg I feel bad for you xD
Koopa550 the bad thing is, he also replied to a lot of people saying the same thing
ElfWasTaken Hahaha it‘s so funny. Some people are that dumb, you can be as troll as you want and even tell them that you‘re joking and they still believe it!
Disproving someone's argument by removing an extremely important word from what they said? Flawless theory.
3:30 "he's an astromoner..." sums all of this up lolol