15 Minutes of Jokes About the Struggle to Get Fit | Netflix

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  • @dvezha
    @dvezha ปีที่แล้ว +614

    “We’re not here to play games. We’re here to delay death.” 🤣

  • @taundra52
    @taundra52 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Never heard of Sheng Wang, but his voice alone makes me laugh lol .. he's so chill 😂

    • @taundra52
      @taundra52 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @campzzyzx6633 gonna go look now

    • @mewhzy1501
      @mewhzy1501 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, frfr.🤣 his voice reminds me so much of ricky velez. Ricky has a Hilarious stand up called 'heres everything'😂👍

    • @donnalo51
      @donnalo51 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cadence of Mitch Hedberg RIP

    • @lhj276
      @lhj276 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just going to say that. He totally ripped off Mitch. Oh well. Mitch isn't able to do his voice. RIP

    • @taundra52
      @taundra52 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lhj276 I had never even heard of Mitch until today 😔... I definitely see the similarities.

  • @lukemehalick370
    @lukemehalick370 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Turn over...giggle time"
    Got me.

  • @gertrudis214
    @gertrudis214 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    sheng wang is a gem

  • @JasmineGarcia-ji6yb
    @JasmineGarcia-ji6yb ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That basketball joke was everything!!! I wanted more 😭

  • @michah321
    @michah321 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I don't like collective enthusiasm.. That's one of the best sentences I've ever heard. 😅

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Neither do I but for some stupid reason I decided to be a cheerleader in high school. Absolutely the worst decision of my life. 😂

    • @michah321
      @michah321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@-norsecode- lol, I wanted to be but I was too clumsy and couldn't yell. Now I'm glad it didn't work out.

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michah321 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!

    • @michah321
      @michah321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@-norsecode- that's awesome!

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michah321 My face hitting the floor wasn't awesome 😅😅😅😂😂

  • @linzeeb4
    @linzeeb4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Janelle James and Hasan Minhaj are always a good time 😂

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hasan is hilarious! I miss his show he did I'm sad it was cancelled before I discovered it

    • @linzeeb4
      @linzeeb4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryanpulliam8987 yeah Patriot Act was so good and quite popular. Netflix fumbled that.

  • @ecospider5
    @ecospider5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Everyone turn to your right and say "get it girl" to the back of their head.

    • @designermom3boys
      @designermom3boys ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣OMG, this comment almost made me spit my drink.

  • @calebsamples4935
    @calebsamples4935 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Sebastian Maniscalco will always be my favorite comedian

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:35 Now I can't stop looking at Will. Will Moraski

  • @bckazee
    @bckazee ปีที่แล้ว +208

    We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shymcg
      @shymcg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Come back with a Dr’s note” 😂

    • @kelechi321
      @kelechi321 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who was that comedian...I want more
      He killed it

  • @deegassaway6854
    @deegassaway6854 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣
    I do this with my age.
    If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀
    Its awesome.
    And a lie.
    🤣

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @lukemehalick370
      @lukemehalick370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to be 8 thousand pounds, but now I got abs. There's one lie & one truth in there. You can decide.

    • @sannaryles
      @sannaryles ปีที่แล้ว

      g'd'f'j't'f'j'f'y'g'j'k'y'g'f'k'ygdfjtfjfygjkygfky

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅

  • @teelady4561
    @teelady4561 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That bra joke was madd funny
    Her facial expression was the truth💯

  • @DK-un9km
    @DK-un9km ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As I was literally cleaning my blender from a very healthy smoothie. 😂😂😂

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I use and clean a blender all the time. Chocolate milkshakes cure depression. For five minutes.

  • @Jadorelainie
    @Jadorelainie ปีที่แล้ว +32

    We not here to play games, we here to *DELAY* death...
    😂😂😂

  • @annelisezeender1334
    @annelisezeender1334 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That pink dress looks like something that Sailor Moon would wear during her quarter life crisis

  • @margaretkempflange1650
    @margaretkempflange1650 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "is it safe to eat again"
    that's hilarious

  • @scottlarock7924
    @scottlarock7924 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love the fact that you could basically turn the audio off with Sebastian Maniscalco and still crack up.

  • @jolbi23
    @jolbi23 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “How dare you show people what we could look like.” 😅

  • @amyc5041
    @amyc5041 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I don’t call it quitting, I call it doing something else.

  • @traceybee1409
    @traceybee1409 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Im going to bed tonight thinking of Will too 😍

  • @inkmartyr
    @inkmartyr ปีที่แล้ว +33

    …”because we’re all gonna die” lol sad but true 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunderwood9321
    @sunderwood9321 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love when the audience cracks you guys up!! Thanks for the smiles!

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Watched this right before heading to the gym 😅

  • @inherhead
    @inherhead ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "crying cause the outside smells like the past" is so me lmfaooo

  • @-norsecode-
    @-norsecode- ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Cuz that's what makes me happy. I like to be bothered." I feel seen. 👀

  • @lauramanhart1829
    @lauramanhart1829 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Why can't you just do you?" "Cuz thats what i do, i like to be bothered" haha

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The bra joke was killer

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sheng, Nate; I would recommend those specials.👌.

  • @KC-skis
    @KC-skis ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sheng wang Netflix special was fire

  • @elizabethd112
    @elizabethd112 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I saw Ava and have to click. Have to say she's a lot tamer in real life LOL

  • @lizcabreraspencer4294
    @lizcabreraspencer4294 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whoa. Sheng Wang giving major Mitch Hedberg vibes.

    • @jaydesparx9651
      @jaydesparx9651 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats what I came here to say!

  • @The_Legend_0-0-7
    @The_Legend_0-0-7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A man saying giggle or giggling makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂

  • @vanessalivinglife
    @vanessalivinglife ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The jokes about running on the treadmill did me in😂😂😂. That really happens.

  • @vee5315
    @vee5315 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who use to make smoothies everyday.. (no longer do) I appreciate this joke 5:04 . Lol!

  • @kris7bs
    @kris7bs ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nate gets me every time

  • @juliosamaniego6585
    @juliosamaniego6585 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe List is the best

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these jokes 😂

  • @RacieRain
    @RacieRain ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my, the pink frock. 😂

  • @glowingowl221
    @glowingowl221 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These were all so good , so many legends on here

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Kevin Hart gym story from his first standup would have been much more appropriate for this compilation plus it was also funnier.

    • @tamararyals8653
      @tamararyals8653 ปีที่แล้ว

      And she took his joke and added a few words

  • @kelechi321
    @kelechi321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who is the dude in Yellow...that set was funny
    I want more

  • @gabriellewhodat1616
    @gabriellewhodat1616 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wanna die with a bagel I my hand. #deathgoals

  • @char_mc99
    @char_mc99 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Giggle time 😂😂😂

  • @ShayBoogie44
    @ShayBoogie44 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kevin Hart is the most famous but least funny out the bunch

  • @matthewwilson5428
    @matthewwilson5428 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow! Sheng Wang = Asian Mitch Hedberg 😳

  • @anleverlfixedlmark
    @anleverlfixedlmark ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So good! Thanks

  • @rebeccamuntean1320
    @rebeccamuntean1320 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rachel Feinstein so underrated

  • @colourati
    @colourati 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is it safe to eat again 😂😂😂

  • @Meisha-san
    @Meisha-san ปีที่แล้ว

    Sabastian came on & I smashed like 😂

  • @nice00017
    @nice00017 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice ❤

  • @loisdefelici3487
    @loisdefelici3487 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great bit😂

  • @R.Oates7902
    @R.Oates7902 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like that he didn't swear at all

  • @Nu_Merick
    @Nu_Merick ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path

  • @hellkat1320
    @hellkat1320 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!

  • @hussainalibrahim307
    @hussainalibrahim307 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was waiting for Richard Pryor's clip

  • @toddbarge9975
    @toddbarge9975 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.

  • @judywanjiku2
    @judywanjiku2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow the second comedian was amazing😍 Who is he?

  • @nicmcj
    @nicmcj ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In addition to that first one, just finishing a good jog

  • @hersheykisseys
    @hersheykisseys ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sheng Wang and Hasan are the funniest. Hahahahah

  • @jenb3614
    @jenb3614 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg...the blender is such a pain...she hit on the head..

  • @madmurd6596
    @madmurd6596 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sheng wang looks like Neil from the young ones! 🤣🤪

  • @chichimwansa
    @chichimwansa ปีที่แล้ว

    Curls make your biceps scream

  • @Tonay1999
    @Tonay1999 ปีที่แล้ว

    We are here to delay death...😂😂😂😂

  • @cyberneticorganismskynet
    @cyberneticorganismskynet ปีที่แล้ว

    It really is . First line

  • @cheerscheers9819
    @cheerscheers9819 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What was the First Lady comedian’s name?

  •  ปีที่แล้ว

    4:11
    Kevin Hart told the same joke, didn't he?

  • @spicnspan87
    @spicnspan87 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine being in a plank when the bomb hits - me as I explain to NYSC why I need to cancel my membership

  • @ColocasiaCorm
    @ColocasiaCorm ปีที่แล้ว

    4:11
    Who did this joke before? Kevin hart?

    • @ColocasiaCorm
      @ColocasiaCorm ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/c5zVZT8mXwg/w-d-xo.html&feature=shares

  • @chrisconfire
    @chrisconfire ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't know Janelle did comedy

  • @eleanorsvenson2958
    @eleanorsvenson2958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hiking is exercise

  • @adrienneb1141
    @adrienneb1141 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Beth Stelling looks like a white Tisha Campbell

    • @juicymiss87
      @juicymiss87 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If someone they were half sisters I would totally believe it 😂😩

    • @rtierra
      @rtierra ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Raddiebaddie
    @Raddiebaddie ปีที่แล้ว

    This is if Kristen Stewart like split into two people 😂

  • @KassiaHaynes
    @KassiaHaynes ปีที่แล้ว

    Is Catherine Cohen the real life Alexis Rose?

  • @nozrep
    @nozrep ปีที่แล้ว +18

    good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.

  • @saavibanga2825
    @saavibanga2825 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was literally just thinking about this ai is getting really real

  • @eric_l
    @eric_l ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin Hart is way too long and funny😅

  • @ericramos3416
    @ericramos3416 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The nip slips....lip slips....I love group exercises

  • @jayblaze1507
    @jayblaze1507 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The Wangsta"

  • @carolbuzelim
    @carolbuzelim 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I judge everyone at the gym, thats why i go there

  • @samagradev862
    @samagradev862 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:16 this jokes seems stolen from Kevin's act

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.

  • @velkrokitty260
    @velkrokitty260 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That girl in the pink dress totally recycled her opening jokes that have been around for ages. Like almost word for word. Sad.

  • @55555brownie
    @55555brownie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s sad where K hart is with comedy 😢

  • @meloncake7933
    @meloncake7933 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right when I was eating cheetos

  • @ModishShrink
    @ModishShrink ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's up with the blue jacket guy just now discovering Camelbacks?

  • @shawnperez6880
    @shawnperez6880 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Used to weigh 300 pounds

  • @jddj6486
    @jddj6486 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, A CamelBack....

  • @felixmiranda1288
    @felixmiranda1288 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂

  • @GreatApe-w5k
    @GreatApe-w5k 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I would be a bigger fan of Kevin Hart if he was funny.

  • @BELIKEJUATER
    @BELIKEJUATER ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin Hart use to be funny. What happened

  • @tashawaters89
    @tashawaters89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin Hart wow :) backward puncher lol

  • @Tyler_ThaTruth
    @Tyler_ThaTruth ปีที่แล้ว

    how the hell was kevin hart the least funny comedian in this video lol

  • @erikbihari3625
    @erikbihari3625 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok.

  • @Lusciousmook9091
    @Lusciousmook9091 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t be with a man that doesn’t allow u to east

  • @billysullivan6788
    @billysullivan6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aside from Janell all these other women are just whinning and/or complaining. Be frigging original.

  • @rockjeff87
    @rockjeff87 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taudodpqdas

  • @user-bn1lb8ey9v
    @user-bn1lb8ey9v ปีที่แล้ว +3

    pink dress girl was painfully unfunny

  • @kennethtodd5873
    @kennethtodd5873 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comedy that uses profanity is a cheap shot. Do the work. KLT