@@michah321 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!
"Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣 I do this with my age. If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀 Its awesome. And a lie. 🤣
We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path
Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.
You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!
good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.
4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).
I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.
“We’re not here to play games. We’re here to delay death.” 🤣
"Come back with a doctor's note." 😂💀
😂😂
Never heard of Sheng Wang, but his voice alone makes me laugh lol .. he's so chill 😂
Now go watch a set of Mitch Hedberg.
@@Campzzyzx gonna go look now
Wow, frfr.🤣 his voice reminds me so much of ricky velez. Ricky has a Hilarious stand up called 'heres everything'😂👍
Cadence of Mitch Hedberg RIP
I was just going to say that. He totally ripped off Mitch. Oh well. Mitch isn't able to do his voice. RIP
That basketball joke was everything!!! I wanted more 😭
I don't like collective enthusiasm.. That's one of the best sentences I've ever heard. 😅
Neither do I but for some stupid reason I decided to be a cheerleader in high school. Absolutely the worst decision of my life. 😂
@@-norsecode- lol, I wanted to be but I was too clumsy and couldn't yell. Now I'm glad it didn't work out.
@@michah321 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!
@@-norsecode- that's awesome!
@@michah321 My face hitting the floor wasn't awesome 😅😅😅😂😂
"Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣
I do this with my age.
If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀
Its awesome.
And a lie.
🤣
Me too!
🤣
I used to be 8 thousand pounds, but now I got abs. There's one lie & one truth in there. You can decide.
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😅😅
sheng wang is a gem
2:35 Now I can't stop looking at Will. Will Moraski
As I was literally cleaning my blender from a very healthy smoothie. 😂😂😂
"Turn over...giggle time"
Got me.
Janelle James and Hasan Minhaj are always a good time 😂
Hasan is hilarious! I miss his show he did I'm sad it was cancelled before I discovered it
@@ryanpulliam8987 yeah Patriot Act was so good and quite popular. Netflix fumbled that.
Sebastian Maniscalco will always be my favorite comedian
Everyone turn to your right and say "get it girl" to the back of their head.
🤣OMG, this comment almost made me spit my drink.
We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Come back with a Dr’s note” 😂
Who was that comedian...I want more
He killed it
That bra joke was madd funny
Her facial expression was the truth💯
Im going to bed tonight thinking of Will too 😍
"is it safe to eat again"
that's hilarious
“How dare you show people what we could look like.” 😅
I use and clean a blender all the time. Chocolate milkshakes cure depression. For five minutes.
I love when the audience cracks you guys up!! Thanks for the smiles!
I love the fact that you could basically turn the audio off with Sebastian Maniscalco and still crack up.
We not here to play games, we here to *DELAY* death...
😂😂😂
I don’t call it quitting, I call it doing something else.
…”because we’re all gonna die” lol sad but true 🤣🤣🤣
Watched this right before heading to the gym 😅
"Cuz that's what makes me happy. I like to be bothered." I feel seen. 👀
That pink dress looks like something that Sailor Moon would wear during her quarter life crisis
Sheng, Nate; I would recommend those specials.👌.
The bra joke was killer
Sheng wang Netflix special was fire
"crying cause the outside smells like the past" is so me lmfaooo
I saw Ava and have to click. Have to say she's a lot tamer in real life LOL
"Why can't you just do you?" "Cuz thats what i do, i like to be bothered" haha
Whoa. Sheng Wang giving major Mitch Hedberg vibes.
Thats what I came here to say!
The jokes about running on the treadmill did me in😂😂😂. That really happens.
A man saying giggle or giggling makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂
I wanna die with a bagel I my hand. #deathgoals
Nate gets me every time
Joe List is the best
Kevin Hart gym story from his first standup would have been much more appropriate for this compilation plus it was also funnier.
And she took his joke and added a few words
These were all so good , so many legends on here
As someone who use to make smoothies everyday.. (no longer do) I appreciate this joke 5:04 . Lol!
I love these jokes 😂
So good! Thanks
Rachel Feinstein so underrated
Oh my, the pink frock. 😂
Who is the dude in Yellow...that set was funny
I want more
His name is Sheng Wang.
Wow! Sheng Wang = Asian Mitch Hedberg 😳
Kevin Hart is the most famous but least funny out the bunch
I like that he didn't swear at all
I was waiting for Richard Pryor's clip
In addition to that first one, just finishing a good jog
Great bit😂
Omg...the blender is such a pain...she hit on the head..
Nice ❤
Sheng Wang and Hasan are the funniest. Hahahahah
Giggle time 😂😂😂
Sabastian came on & I smashed like 😂
Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path
It really is . First line
Wow the second comedian was amazing😍 Who is he?
Curls make your biceps scream
Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.
I didn't know Janelle did comedy
You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!
Is it safe to eat again 😂😂😂
Hiking is exercise
Sheng wang looks like Neil from the young ones! 🤣🤪
Beth Stelling looks like a white Tisha Campbell
If someone they were half sisters I would totally believe it 😂😩
💀💀💀💀💀
imagine being in a plank when the bomb hits - me as I explain to NYSC why I need to cancel my membership
4:11
Kevin Hart told the same joke, didn't he?
We are here to delay death...😂😂😂😂
Is Catherine Cohen the real life Alexis Rose?
i was literally just thinking about this ai is getting really real
This is if Kristen Stewart like split into two people 😂
The nip slips....lip slips....I love group exercises
What was the First Lady comedian’s name?
4:11
Who did this joke before? Kevin hart?
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"The Wangsta"
Kevin Hart is way too long and funny😅
It’s sad where K hart is with comedy 😢
That girl in the pink dress totally recycled her opening jokes that have been around for ages. Like almost word for word. Sad.
good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.
Used to weigh 300 pounds
I judge everyone at the gym, thats why i go there
Sheng Wang just ripping off Mitch Hedberg's whole persona... holy sheet
but with jokes relevant to current gen and great material... A+
Right when I was eating cheetos
4:16 this jokes seems stolen from Kevin's act
😂
What's up with the blue jacket guy just now discovering Camelbacks?
Lol, A CamelBack....
4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).
I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.
Ok.
Kevin Hart use to be funny. What happened
pink dress girl was painfully unfunny
how the hell was kevin hart the least funny comedian in this video lol
Aside from Janell all these other women are just whinning and/or complaining. Be frigging original.
Don’t be with a man that doesn’t allow u to east
Kevin Hart wow :) backward puncher lol
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Comedy that uses profanity is a cheap shot. Do the work. KLT