5 Minute Crafts in a Nutshell
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2020
- 5-Minute Crafts is a DIY-style TH-cam channel that posts life hacks and craft tutorial videos, all of which are over 5 minutes.
Twitter: / joeseppi_
Discord: / discord
Twitch: / joeseppi_
Second Channel: @JoeseppiToo
Subscribe: / @joeseppi
outro song by Jachael123. - ตลก
Troom Troom in a Nutshell: th-cam.com/video/r4vii8eKkSw/w-d-xo.html
i followed btw
Ok ill check it out
Please make a second
And Tell You To Put Bleach In Strawberry And Eat It What Can Go Wrong?
What's the name of the outro song?
5 Minute Craft: Solve a problem that isn't even a problem with a new problem
Truer things have never been said
modern solutions require modern problems
@@jasonchen1951 Improvise, Adapt, Overcome.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ y€s
Yo my braincells just got destroyed my IQ is like 50 and just became 1
Please . . . Don’t send me back to the 5 min crafts factory. I’ve done my time . . . I’ve even snuck chocolate bars into North Korea just please, don’t send me back :’’(
get back there
@@Joeseppi he did nothing wrong. Why.
@@Joeseppi give this man freedom
@@Joeseppi leave this man alone!!!
@@Joeseppi no lol
Imagine seeing someone walking into the bathroom stall, and hearing: Oh no, I forgot my pen!
Dang, Im the first comment on this comment 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Underrated gem
or even: where is the bag
444th liker
The whole smuggling info into russia is a thousand times more hilarious when you realize The Soul Publishing (The 5-min craft overlord) is russian.
Pls give sniper rifle
I’ve never been ashamed to be Russian until I found out about this…
That comment about being spot-searched everywhere they go makes a lot more sense now because in Russia, I'm guessing they probably do
Dude, not cool. Did you know that Troom Troom was made in Ukraine?
@@selectivepontification8766It's not like that lol
never ceases to amaze me how they have 70 million subs.. i don't know a single person irl that is subscribed to them
Probably Sub Botted
you know the right people
It's most likely kids
Neither do I, but i assume they're all weird kids
My sisters are subbed I think. Fuck those little gremlins
Dislikes are from the flat earthers when you said "drill through Earth to China"
Solve promblem dig side ways wich won,t work because the earth is not flat
Hi, I'm from the future. There is no more Dislike button. I mean, there is one, but you can't see the ratio. The creator can see the ratio, but not you. This allows the flat earthers to hide their numbers. Since Joeseppi is not publishing these numbers, it's an obvious, overt cover-up. Linus is not publishing these numbers, either. We cannot allow TH-cam to give creators the power to obscure the extreme persuasion which flat earthers have on content moderation. Why do you think TH-cam is headquartered in the United States? Because there is no other side of the earth, because it's flat! But that's only what TH-cam wants you to think, however, and there's no way to disprove it because of the like-to-dislike ratio being hidden. You need to fight for the Dislike button now while you still have time; To show that the hordes of flat earther pale in comparison to the one true belief which we all need to understand is absolute and infallible: anti-vax.
i was going to stay you cant get front china from America but he said nothing about America so
@@joshua-kramer 589 of them
use bring back dislike button :)
PvZ achievement unlocked
The fact that he's British makes this so much funnier.
Tbh that phone rice trick is a well know method of repairing water damage.
Fun fact: it also doesnt actually work
“Well 5 minute crafts has your back”
“Just, shit in a bag”
*and then you can keep it as a midnight sna-*
“It’s the new renewable source of food that is for free! Our top scientists have spent hours figuring this out until that one intern took a fat crap in a bag and put it on the executive’s desk as a sign they were quitting, and right then one of the scientists walked in and said that crap was the answer! Now you can replicate this at home and eat your own fecal matter!”
Shit-be-gone
That got meh
@@yeetwarriorcattt6133 lol
@@yeetwarriorcattt6133 We wont be giving that intern any credit or money! Oh wait! We already don't. Hahaha. Silly me
Funny thing is, he explained their channel in a time period shorter than 5-minutes.
*Ironic*
He's more accurate then the actual time of the 5mc video
He should of added 42 seconds of footage maybe just a black screen. Maybe more crafts for no reason with no commentary.
@@treeguardien *than
Not exactly the definition of irony, but it's still funny!
2:42 lol
3:07 always wondered what the mini pocket was for
5 minute crafts: How to sneak a black hole to North Korea
All you need is some toothpaste and an empty coke bottle :)
XD
Can’t sneak it in, North Korea disappeared
LMAO I LAUGHED SO HARD
HowToBasic: *FIRST YOU NEED EGG*
Nothing like a bri'ish man explaining to us the wonders of the internet.
music to my ears
*"Bri'ish?"*
"Brish"
@@n1knait863 what do you mean
@@mswijn it's because we drink all the Tea.
1:38 her digestive system is so powerful the beans came out same as before 💀
the beans came put as before... so it's more powerless
XD
1:10 fun fact: wd-40 oil was originally made for nuclear rockets so when you use one of these you can say that you are using rocket oil
EDIT: the oil was used so the rockets didn't get all rusty
That drill a hole through the earth to get candy joke killed me.
But there's a problem.
What if I dug to china, but the place I emerge is *another* school?
Then you take your ‘Anti-Drill’, and Anti-Drill all the way back. The you play pull out your ‘regular’ again, and dig in a slightly different direction.
Obviously.
Or... dig the drill diagonally and end up in another school located in North Korea
Obviously
Turn the hole into a tunnel
Obviously
@Annie A. not a bad idea actually
Just keep mining holes, until you find a non school area or you turn the earth completely hollow, and it implodes. Obviously.
5 minute crafts be like: ARE YOU BEING MURDERED? GO TO THE LIVING ROOM
ONCE U HAVE PROCEEDED TO THE LIVING ROOM, REMOVE THE CUSHIONS FROM UR COUCH AND DEPLOY THE M60 LIGHT MACHINE GUN U HID IN THERE IN A PREVIOUS VIDEO
@@anastasis2586 Nobody said he DIDNT get the joke, he just continued with it!
@@anastasis2586 Poor you.
@Logic_Encrypted actually im pretty sure you filter the pillows into teeth with the teethifer you made last video remember?
@@a_tree5793 lol
5 minute crafts: shows life hacks for like half an hour
this guy: literally roast 5 minute crafts entirely in less than 5 minutes
The rice trick is legit tho. It's like tradition in my country to shove wet phones into rice and statistically 70% of them works. We are still having hard time scientifically explaining that phenomena
Dont use rice, use silicon packets. It’s more effective and the starch of the rice won’t get into ports
I think it’s because rice absorbs a lot of water naturally
The very first thing you should do with a wet phone is remove the battery (if you're fortunate enough to have a phone from a manufacturer that allows this... Man, sometimes I really miss the old phones!) or to TURN IT OFF IMMEDIATELY. Do not, under any circumstances, plug it into a charger or to a USB port for data recovery. If you have vital data on that phone that you do not have backed up (always make routine backups!) your best bet is to reach out ASAP to a professional data recovery service or reputable cell phone repair shop.
One alternative I've heard of, but I do not have any experience with, is to immediately take the turned-off wet phone and submerge it in isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol) with the highest percentage listed on the label you can buy. Preferably 90% or higher, and do NOT use colored or scented alcohol, and only for a few seconds. In this case, the theory is that you are using fast-drying rubbing alcohol to replace the water inside, and the isopropyl will evaporate quickly. (Isopropyl alcohol is often what techs use to clean circuit boards for repair.) I CANNOT FULLY VOUCH FOR THIS METHOD, SO ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK.
You can TRY sealing it in a bag with silica gel packets (the ubiquitous "DO NOT EAT" packets found in shoe boxes, boxes electronic components come in, etc) but that method does take some time. (Fun Fact: Those packets are also reusable, they require gentle oven-baking to "recharge," instructions available online.)
Don't bother putting it in rice. Keep in mind, 99% of the time the damage is already done in the first few seconds of liquid contact due to direct electrical shorts. If phones work after the "rice treatment," they most likely would have survived drying naturally over the course of several days. Also, keep in mind, damage can still be present even if phone operates normally after drying, with the potential of failure in the future as corrosion spreads.
Source: Louis Rossmann (YT channel of same name) and Jessa Jones (YT channel iPad Rehab), plus my own experience with electronic and electrical devices. And one cell phone, that a friend dropped between his legs onto his fresh poo while sitting on the toilet. (Screen and buttons were dead, but phone turned on, ran dangerously hot, and I was able to recover most of the data before the phone died.)
yeah, and i'm lucky that my phone hasn't gone back to earlier times
We've been using rice to absorb moisture in salt shakers since the dawn of civilization. Okay, probably since a month ago, but it's still quite a long time.
5 minute crafts: How to uncum my grandpa ashes
wtf!😆
Yeah happened to me a few years back.
Relatable
Why the fuck would you do that?
XD
"5-minutes crap"
Yes
yeah
Yasss
I was literally saying that to my father
Yez
i'm loosing my shit at 2:00 cause they clearly just photoshopped the same exact face two separate times
These people at 5 minute craft are so smart, they do 10 minute crafts instead of 5. Genius.
I’m gaining brain cells from this series
Yes by negative
@@saadahmad372 ur mom
@Vasantha M Woah calm down. Lmao it's clearly a troll.
Kurzkesagt is a good channel tho, it explains complicated things but they shortened it and easy to learn and im gaining +69 braincells by watchinh one, its good
@@gandjarsuryana4133 and you lose 420 braincells every second of watching 5 minute craft
Wouldn't that drill spray poop everywhere lmao
It would break your toilet too
@@taarchive7940 nah it can't, but damnnn it's gonna spray sh1t everywhere, trust me. Ps, I never tried it.
the fact is she didn't even scrub lmao
that’s why he said “with absolutely no problems”
@@jess648 But that's the opposite of spraying shit everywhere.
"5 MINUTE crafts is a youtube channel that uploads a series of 10 MINUTE long craft videos."
2:28 having your stealth ability increase in Payday 2 irl
How to stop a black hole from eating the earth: toothpaste!
hOw tO fIx YoUr CuPhOlDeRs
*Use a pen!*
How to save the universe from heatdeath a pen!
How to stop a divorce with your parents: Shit in a bag
im the 300th like
How to stop a star that is 500 light years away from becoming a black hole: Eat the star
This is an f****ng masterpiece
Almost as good as Shit by Jackson Pollock
*a
@@rintje6507 Better
A ducking masterpiece not an ducking masterpiece
Yes
This made me laugh so much 🤣
"like an RC-XD" bro I laughed so hard at that 😂
5 minute crafts: do you ever need to sneak a candy into school but your teacher won’t let you? Bring the sun in the clas-
omg its the spy
I fear no man, but that thing...
It scares me
@@theconstructor2087 You mean the pyro
Spy among us
Impostor
“5 min crafts”
“makes 10 min videos”
Oh yeah this is big brain time
Thet probably meant that as how long it takes to do the- "leave for a day" oh. Nvm I guess
Full of crafts that take way longer to make than 5 minutes
Can't make your 5-minutes craft on time? Travel at 99.99999% the speed of light.
"5 minute crafts is a serious of a TH-cam channel uploading 10 minute craft videos"
I love the Shit-Be-Gone 2000, 5 stars, really cleans the toilet.
1:41 midnight snack
**sound that makes me extremely uncomfortable**
Ew she's eating shit.
@@malinalungu407 lamo
The poo looks like giant beans
@@rycanlase3639 limos are my fav cars,too
@@jessdryden4964 thats bc real shit would have backlash on the channel
“Crap in a bag and keep it for a midnight snack”
*recycling*
Nooooooio
*energy preservation*
I am glad I am not the only one who does that
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1:50 "but 5-minute crafts dont only specialize in toilet and poo-based life hacks. Oh no..." well those craft ideas worth less than my crap, soooo...
I love the editing and the voiceovers of these videos! The comedic timing is so good!
I didn’t know I needed a channel where a british man yells about things until now - it’s like a more sophisticated Bruno Powroznik
5 minute crafts: sees anything that resembles a stick *MMMM MUG*
🗿
Fun fact: his theory about 5 minute crafts having warehouses of people just making up ideas for the videos are true. They do indeed have buildings in a few different places.
“I used the problem to make a new problem, thus solving the problem”
“Shit be gone”
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF funniest shit I’ve heard
same
Shit-Be-Gone 2000
@@arek.k8688 SHIT BE GONE 3000
@@unreliablekid4172 SHIT-BE-GONE 4000
@@gamech2008 shit-be-gone 5000
Me: *watching this*
My last 3 braincells: Shit-be-gone 2000
1:29
same
3:42 Maybe.... No one? How about it's actually randomly generated by some ai?
I feel like you can’t even make an AI so bad that it spit out ideas as bad as the stuff in their videos
Bruh, we have our own standards of smuggling things
All these in a nutshell videos are premium quality I love them I can watch it all day
New species of human has been founded 😂😂
Lol
im so glad i grew up with this: **how to basic**
and not this: **5 minute crafts**
Lol
@General Muffin eggs?
Ik
@@marjademercado7318 Egg
well no but actually yes
A summary of 5 minute crafts in 4 minutes.
5 minute crafts be like: How to fix your toilet! *Use a water bottle and toilet paper with 5 packets worth of ramen and stuff them down the toilet!*
"First, after dipping the pen in your makeshift toothpaste you can then safely clean your lightbulbs without risk of being stabbed"
XD
1:25 thats gonna spray the shit EVERYWHERE
The fact that the same company is now making a “Metaverse-born Singer Influencer”(or more specifically, a bootleg Vocaloid)
I love how he covered 5 Minute Crafts TH-cam channel in less than 5 minutes!
"Shit-be-gone 2000"
*I actually want that thing...where can i buy it?*
A good name for a weapon,i wanna to say.
Just go to the channel cleaner channel pack 2.0 (ad) Includes Dj cook's discovery, Shit channel cleaner 2.0 and Many other prices also you gotta meme
@@user-cv2my8ck5d most likely amazon
😭im crying shit BEGONE 💀
no, you wouldn't because it would just kill you /s
1:06 i was having a breakfast..
And i was eating chocolate
And i was drinking coco
And i was cleaning shit from my toilet
And i was drilling poop in the toilet
And i was shitting in the toilet
5 minutes craft just followed the business rule of thumb "Aim for the kids"
If there's one gift 5-minute crafts has given us, it's hilarious videos like these ripping into them
Joeseppi in a nutshell pls
Engine says that's an excellent move
I found this when it was still 20-60 likes
Youre growing up son
What's the name of the outro song?
@@eryphor8592 September
2:35 literal six-pack
My tip to sneak snacks into class:
Bring a snack from home, go to school, wait until lunchtime, grab the snack from your bag, and then eat it with the meal the lunch people serve you
0:08 Hey the intelligence bar from the 3rd crappiest fallout, fallout 4!
Shut
@@abylt4221 you shut
Fallout 4 is kinda a good game for me Doe
@@gabriellovric7496 its a alright game but its not a fallout. Where is the RPG elements other than choosing a faction.
@@AliG-fr9oj what about the S.P.E.C.I.A.L abilities?
"thank you sir, ur help is very appreciated. I've send 10 group of police and swat at 5-minute craft base"
can't wait for 5 minute crafts minecraft life hacks when they show me how to craft a string axe or a diamond apple
5 minutes craft : *Uploads videos that minimum length of 10 minutes
*LOGIC*
If i remember correctly, 5 minutes crafts actually gave out some helpful life hacks when it first started, now they're just a parody of themselves.
3:35 Is that the space engineers drill sound
Finally, a man of culture!
I was looking for this comment
It is. Just when hitting stone
I knew it was familiar!
yes thank you its not only me
I knew the sound was fimilliar!
3:22 LMAO
I have never seen this Pollock painting, but it's fascinating how well it represents ... whatever it is that 5MC smokes to come out with their video ideas 😂
This is a masterpiece
5 minute crafts: "To end depression, die."
Wait, that's useful.
5 minute crafts: "To stop feeling the pain from rat bites, drink rat poison."
Wait, that's useful too.
5 minute crafts: "You can food a food, but you can't drink a drink."
Lol
Lol
Lol
i love how at the radio active shits part theres a fallout 4 healthbar and the rads almost took up the entire health bar
5 minute crafts: ah yes, let’s make kids eat bleached strawberries
"Hide candies in plain sight" More like hiding candies, snacks in the most inappropriate ways
1:05 Damn I was eating TvT
Good
2:47 is killing me bruh 😂
Yes. Marshmellows
"drive it around in class like an RC-XD"
The quite kid has evolved
Bro shifted 5 minute crafts under 5 minutes
That toilet brush attached to a drill would splatter shit everywhere
You're the fucking underrated.when I first saw your channel, I thought "Yo this kid has a lot of subscribers" but when I looked at the channel it seemed to me that the world is still too early for such cool people
Wtf
At least he spit facts
ikr
he's not a child, he's an evolved man at pretty much my age
Hear ye, hear ye! What are you talking about fellow kids?
“Now after all eating all that candy I snuck into class im gonna go shit in a bag” just killed me
I mean smuggling food is the easiest thing on earth. I have mastered it in my childhood
0:46 you can even see their failed attempt at making the screen image follow the actual phone lol
True
1:29 genius
5 minute craft ❌
5 minute laugh ✅
This has to be the best explanation of 5 minute crafts that has ever existed
5 minutre crafts: SHOWS 10 MINUTE CRAFTS
I need that "shit-be-gone 2000" thing
Funny thing the rice life hack actually works. Lol
As a mexican, i can confirm we use 5 minute crafts to smuggle crack into the usa
1:43 OH MY GOD JUST GRAB THE GOD DAMN ROLL, YOU DONT NEED IT TO BE IN A SPECIFIC SPOT
Should've made the video 5 minutes long
i tried, i really did :/
@@Joeseppi F
Well... 1:08
Part 2: how to get sh*t stains off your ceiling after trying the power toilet brush hack.
Fact: Rice does not fix a water damaged phone, it makes it worse because it absorbs it and then puts it back in the phone. Also, it can puts rice in the phone, too.
5 minute crafts be like: Your phone screen’s craked? Scrub it with an eraser!
hey....psst.......they did that..........
.......yes they did........
5-minutes crafts are all 10+ minutes. That’s called maths
Wasn't there a part where joseppi said "just shit in a bag and use them as a midnight snack"