Sports in a Nutshell
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From the Olympics, the World Cup or Premier League Football, to the NBA, NHL, NFL, or the UFC, we take a look at some of the world’s greatest sports and how to win them, with Sports, in a Nutshell.
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0:00 - First Half
6:50 - Half Time Show [ Sponsored ]
9:10 - Second Half - ตลก
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Football manager: You cant defeat me
Football fan: I know. But he can
Random smackhead: 🏴🍺🏴🍺🏴🍺🏴
Joeseppi thank you for liking my comment I'm a big bri'ish fan. As thanks I might sneak some sweets into the cinema using clandestine manoeuvres taught to me by 5 minute crafts
THOSE PEOPLE ARE WHAT MAKE OUR COUNTY GREAT BRUV!!!!!!!!!
BRITISH FOR LIFE BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
@@Meeplez_ r/youngpeopleyoutube
"But faster than everyone else" - best sport advice of the year
Kill that person faster than everyone else
@@chego05 yourself
NASCAR in a nutshell.
And then there's martial art
Try that in Chess and you’ll Fck up 🤣🤣🤣
This channel basically invented a new category: educational shitposts.
counterpoint: sam o' nella
The perfect content honestly
huggbees
Underrated comment
No these aren't shitposts, these are just funny
I love how the video starts with fairly accurate explanation of the sport rules and just completely decends into surrealism
Football is all fun and games untill Mike dean deems the goal offside due to a single particle spotted after the 40th minute of the VAR review.
Yeah honestly when that happens to your team,it’s one of the worst feelings ever
And when Pogba boots your player
Michael Oliver for me
Rafael Claus for me.
Oh it is also chalked off if your nose is offside
I love how he just brushes over baseball like “no idea” because no one outside the USA gives enough of a damn about it to explain it to people
Except for Japan
That’s just inaccurate it’s very popular in east Asia and the Caribbean and Canada and Venezuela
@@bigfish3846 wow it's popular in 4 nations woooow
@@werewolfplays4209 Asia is a continent mate
@@jacksoncastro136 east Asia aint a continent, and by very popular he probably means that 2 people in china played it once in nursery
0:00 Intro
0:18 Football
2:22 Basketball
3:51 Rugby
5:08 American Football
6:56 Halftime Show
9:11 Handball
9:33 Polo
10:03 Water Polo
10:10 Field Hockey
10:32 Ice Hockey
10:43 Tennis
11:49 Table Tennis
12:29 Golf
13:23 Darts
13:42 Boxing
14:09 MMA
14:54 Running
15:01 Cycling
15:09 Swimming
15:15 Triathlon
15:28 F1, Nascar & Moto GP
15:32 Sking, Snowboarding, Ice Skating & Curling
15:39 Jet Skiing, Rowing, Surfing
15:46 BMX, Mountain Biking & Skateboarding
15:53 Shooting, Archery, Climbing, Squash, Dodgeball, Gymnastics, Dressage, Badminton, Netball, Snooker, Pool & Volleyball
16:09 Cricket
16:26 Chess Boxing
16:35 Cycleball
16:40 Cheese Rolling
16:44 Quidditch
16:48 Slap Contests
16:53 Baseball
17:00 Outro
This took 15 mins pls thank me
(Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!)
(Edit (again): WHAT THE- 30 LIKES!?)
Thanks man
God bless you
Thank you
Thank u
Sports
00:00
As someone who lives in New Zealand, I can confirm that rugby is nearly as deadly as a warzone
Fun fact: Wrestling is considered to be the oldest sport in the world. We know this because of a set of famous cave paintings in Lascaux, France, dating back 15,300 years ago which depict wrestlers. And it wasn't just in France either; paintings with illustrated wresters have been found in caves all over the world, from 7000 BC in Mongolia, from 6000 BC in Libya and in prehistoric caves in Japan
Good to know man. Have a nice day.
duh , the first human was born because two people "wrestled"
I see you everywhere
bruh that's awesome.
Nice
Home football: You vs your sibling, one goal is the balcony door, and the other goal is the door to the living room. Time is set to 20 goals with 10 goals at halftime. Sometimes it's played until 60 goals, and usually it ends early because of siblings getting mad at each other
Also, your sibling is probably like 7 years old so they get like triple the points and if they win, they are going to always mention it everywhere
Home sweet home
Perfect description
I'm in this
Everyone's childhood
“Football, also known as… football”
*respect +++*
“And volleyball-just watch Haikyuu” couldn’t have said it better myself.
"But don't worry, your team always scores"
I feel every United fan right now.
😢
Nah arsenal
5-0 CMON LIVERPOOOL!
WOOOOHOHOOOOOOO
@@gazzis tranmere is decent
"It's played with a stretched football that's scientific name is a "rugby ball'"
G I L B E R T
I think bogboy said Gilbert
It's Rugby Football
0:18 “Football, also known as, football” 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Give this man a W
11:12 bro I’m super close with that umpire, like I have his number and everything
11:20 I’m also super close with Nico Almagro, the guy that was serving when the ball boy hit his head
When you said "AD TIME" i litterally got an 20 second unskippable ad (and no i wasnt able to click that "!" Button to close it because it was removed)
Yo same 🤣🤣
Lol same
Same thing
Lol same
Cause you can select ads any time you want
Football also known as- Football
My respect to this man 100%
soccer
@@pikekempe that's a myth
@@pikekempe cry
@@pikekempe no
Same
Small misconception,water polo is actually played with sea horses. That’s why they don’t drown.
10:52 WOW
"Football also known as...
Football"
Everyone in the world except the USA: Thank frick!
i knew it! australia doesn't exist!
football is football and football is football
but football is better than football
Soccer
@@jandrosdumb facts.
Sports in a Nutshell: Man does the act of sport.
Fascinating
"Unless your Tottenham " Made me laugh
>"Are you tired of boring, repetetive mobile games?"
>Promotes a boring, repetetive mobile game that is pay2win
I live in Portugal, and football can be a life or death matter here. We have literal riots in our squares whenever a football team bus is passing by, so things are usually barricaded and the police is usually wearing riot gear. People yell and scream, whilst opposite team fans fight over their teams and shit just hits the fan, really.
In fact, sometimes, if you were born here or have lived here for a long time, one of the questions people will ask is “So what is your football team?” when first meeting you, and if they’re one of the more extreme fans, they might decide not to associate with you anymore or even argue with you because of that. Friendships have been made or broken over this, it can get pretty ridiculous.
É lá eu também bem vindo👌
I'm spanish and yeah same
It's just a kids game lol
You support Porto, Lisbon or benfica?
europe moment
I would definitely watch a part 2 with more detail on the smaller ones.
Lacrosse. Not lactose. Where men in helmets run with a ball in a stick and put it in a goal
Same, he missed some big ones like baseball too
@@samuelpinder1215 And also try to murder eachother with the stick
@@mattmurphy5805 I'm sorry, what is that sport? Never heard of it
@@AngryFrog224 a bat and ball sport, but they only play it in the USA, Canada, Japan, Venezuela, Mexico, South Korea, Dominican Republic, Italy, and the Netherlands
10:40 ayyyyy the Calgary flames
I like how this video starts off being serious and by the time handball comes in he just messes around and gets more silly lol 😂
1:54 "Your Team Always Scores" *Sad England Euro 2020 noises*
Yes lol
lol also
to be fair they scored 2... only to then miss 3 in a row
*_Sad Algeria world cup 2022 noise_*
Sad Brasil in the 2022 World Cup noises
Ah yes, American football, the game where you don't even primarily use your feet on the ball
its called football cuz the ball is a foot long (roughly 12 inches)
@@shrkypeek So is it called 1/3~ meter ball in Europe?
@@pqbdwmnu no, but is eu football called 22cm ball? No. There are diffrent reasons for naming them.
@@shrkypeek "foot" ball is related to foot long. Get some new material
@@Nutty_Ba11s excactly what i fucking said
2:23 The actual history of basketball
James Naismith, a Canadian (yes, a canadian coach) moved to the United States and wrote the original basketball rule book and founded the University of Kansas basketball program.
Naismith was born on November 6, 1861, in Almonte, Province of Ontario (now part of Mississippi Mills, Ontario, Canada) to Scottish parents. He never had a middle name and never signed his name with an "A" initial. The "A" was added by someone in administration at the University of Kansas.
Naismith studied and taught physical education at McGill University in Montreal until 1890 before moving to Springfield, Massachusetts, United States later
that year, where in 1891 he designed the game of basketball while he was teaching at the International YMCA Training School. Seven years after inventing basketball, Naismith received his
medical degree in Denver in 1898. He then arrived at the University of Kansas, later becoming the Kansas Jayhawks' athletic director and coach. While a coach at Kansas, Naismith coached Phog Allen, who later became the coach at Kansas for 39 seasons, beginning a lengthy and prestigious coaching tree. Allen then went on to coach legends including Adolph Rupp and Dean Smith, among others, who themselves coached many notable players and future coaches. Unfortunately, on November 19 1939, Naismith suffered a major brain hemorrhage and died nine days later in his home in Lawrence.
You are very talented, the attention to detail in your video editing is amazing
"Whatever you do, don't try to play handball during a football match"
Maradona: Did you guys know this was a rule?
Messi and Suarez: Nope, first time I'm hearing of it🤔
Ramos: there are rules?
The hand of God
@@thejohnson2328 *the hand of a junkie
@@thehappyloaf Neymar & Ronaldo: Yes, but we can cheat them ☠️💀😈
How handball was invented:
A footy player picked up the ball and threw it into the goal
(Joke)
As a professional volleyball player, I can confirm that the one about volleyball is 100% accurate.
haykuu
your name literally has neymar in it💀
@@certifiedpolygon so I play both but I’m just a better volleyball player
Frr 😂
nut master
"Football - also known as -soccer- football."
You gained an instant sub there.
Joeseppi is the only person that can make a Raid Shadow Legend comercial so good and funny
It’s all way a good day when Joeseppi uploads!
Edit: why TF does this have so many likes so many other comment deserve this
@@robloccs1096 shadow raid ledgen
Ye can you upload more tho joeseppi
Yeah
FAX! ELITE! NO CAP!
yea...
good english there little buddy
10:07 they just use sea horses, duh
This is probably my favorite channel to put on when I'm bored. In the end, im no longer bored and looking up each topic
Big up DMack being included in the rugby section at 4:24. Goated player.
American Handball has smaller and less fit / talented players who need armour and breaks every 30 seconds tho
"And a word from our sponsor..."
Then TH-cam literally put an ad afterwards.
same here
I like how he ignores cricket even though he is British himself 🤣
I dont think anyone actually cares about cricket except south asian countries. And Trinidad and Tobago ofcourse
@@seyamrahman1002 Cricket was invented in England i think only there isn't much influence of cricket in western European countries and the American continent other then that I think k cricket is quite popular and maybe the most famous sport after football
@@insanehussain6092 the reason cricket has so many “followers” is because south asia has a population of like 1.8 billion people, unlike football which is more spread out around the world.
@@seyamrahman1002 much of the carribean and oceania, south asia, england and south africa. south asia is bigger than europe. it's also fairly popular in the UAE.
@@seyamrahman1002 and? He he didnt say it's more followed than football. I believe only football and tennis are more widely spread than cricket.
Bro just violated spurs for nothing
4:09 - Never thought you would put a picture of Bryan Habana in here. Springbok fans definitely be proud of ya.
with the US men's team winning gold every single year since basketball was introduced in 1936, except for these 4 years... good job guys *YOU SHOWED THEM*
And 2/3 nations who beat them don't even exist anymore
not gonna lie didn't even know basket ball was a sport in the olympics
@@larrymurfen5558 I didnt know it was in the olympics, untill I saw France getting obliterated.
other countries should be in the nba, and turn it into the the inba. would be funny seeing france get obliterated yet again.
@@Martypuppet If Yugoslavia was still a country today they would dominate in Olympic basketball
@@honkhonk8009 the NBA draws a lot from international countries. Some of the NBA’s best players like Giannis Antetokounmpo and Luka Doncic are foreign
I’m actually learning a LOT about sports I could have otherwise cared less about and still having a great time, this is amazing
And also I’ve learnt a new sport
Raid shadow legends
Which is shit
You are too good man, thank you for this
"And now, a word of our sponsor" ad pops up perfectly timed
Fun fact: In hockey, people fear the goalie. They have literal platinum 100 layer shining armour and they can obliterate you in 0.01 nanoseconds while getting away with it
Which hockey
@@huttonberries768 it would be field hockey since the goalie is the only armored player
@@reubena7854 yeah, but ice hockey keepers have more armour than a tank
They fear us for a good reason, because we are all unhinged psychopaths with questionable social skills
I love when the goalies fight each other
watching Olympic basketball as an American feels like watching one of those movies where you know no matter what happens, the good guys win
This explains sports so well
You got a dub and like
I've just recently found your channel and I'm now watching all of your Videos and I just can't stop laughing, they're so good. Please don't stop making theese.
it is a blessed day when joessepi uploads.
11:20 ball boy go skrrrr
3:50 as soon as you said "its ad time" an ad started playing, i love youtube!
3:17
I like how 3/4 of these medals that were not won by USA don't exist anymore
I know
Did Frodo destroy them?
The guy from space jam is actually a well known singer, Michael Jackson!
*jordson
@J'Andre Wilson
*Jardstick
No it’s Micheal Rosen
13:50 they *usually* don't fly upwards
6:59 joeseppi: then let me show you one that even worse!
The best part of this video is seeing how he actually made a Raid ad worth watching
Yes true 😂🤣😂 “I’m not a lizard 🦎” 💀 🤣
"its ad time" *Proceeds to hit the viewer in the face with an ad*
He didn't give cricket the respect it deserved
Cool Runnings on DVD is a work of art and legit one of the best movies of all time (top 5)
Oh man, your editing is getting really good.
beluga bu not beluga
@@vortex5405 Beluga is unoriginal and unfunny.
@@thexijinping why is he unpriginal? unfunny i kinda understand,but tellimg a story trough discord is pretty oringinal
I found this channel 2 weeks ago and laughed so hard my chair almost fell, I love your videos man.
1:22 bro really had a picture of Robbie from AFTV
dodgeball is my fav. it just gives you an excuse to throw a ball at someone with all the force and power you can muster
11:52 oh look it’s a little tennis court
aw
"Don't worry, your team always scores." -Joeseppi
Wolves Fans: Are you sure about that
10 months late but because why not I'm now sad because of the state wolves are in right now 🥲 (I'm a Wolves fan as you could tell)
wolverhampton gon get relegated kekw
TIME STMAPS
0:17 Futbol
2:21 Basketball
3:50 Rugby
5:08 American football
6:50 Yet another RaiD SHaDoW LeGEnDS sponsor
9:09: Handball
9:33 Polo
10:02 Water Polo
10:09 Field hockey
10:31 Ice hockey
10:43 Tennis
11:48 Table tennis (ping pong)
12:29 Golf
13:23 Darts
13:41 Boxing
14:08 MMA
14:54 Running
15:00 Cycling
15:08 Swimming
15:14 Triathalon
15:15+ other sports
"Football also known as football "
mad respect, just subbed and liked
Me when a new Joeseppi Video goes online: How blessing a blessing from the lord
But the devil was involved aka raid shadow legends
@@Healthandwealth9422 indeed
The way he placed those ads right as he said "ads always appear the moment basketball starts" and a small clip of the ball was shown. That was very good
I learned more in this video than in the past year at the theorical parts of Physical Education classes
Honestly one of my favorite TH-cam videos
Joeseppi: “Crazy Golf is the best form of golf”
Everyone: “You’re goddamn right”
Also, glad you didn’t cover F1 fully. Explaining the science behind those cars would probably take a whole different video
I laughed so hard when he ignored Baseball. But he should have brought up Corn hole.
@@Exeggutor_Enjoyer is that a sport?
15:28 Fuck YEAH
Formula for life
@@trashgaming853 nice
My dad used to play ice hockey and I can confirm that all of Joeseppi's facts are true
I cant stop rewatching this
5:14 My father actually came in my room and thought i was studying .
A life Saver
American football players: *wear protective gear
Rugby players: how uncivilized
3:58 "That's scientific name is a Rugby Ball"
*G I L B E R T*
dodgeball is so fun to play in school at pe when the teacher doesnt know what to have us do he just says dodgeball and everyone is equally good in class so its allways really intense when there is only one guy left
6:56:When he said "ad",a literal ad popped in my screen.🤣🤣🤣
Same I got a burger king ad or as we call it in Australia "hungry jacks"
Same
11:36 if both players are at 40 it goes to deuce and the next one to score gets an advantage, and if he scores another scores he wins, or else it's deuce the sequel
6:45 "And we have a word from our sponsor"
*Gets an ad for NordVPN*
for me its Albion online XD
rewatching this video
I got a rise of kingdoms ad
I got a add
Ad*
6:55 after you said that an ad played for "top eleven be a 'soccer' manager"
I really love your humor and style of editing man, love the vids.
keep them coming!!
11:05 i nearly died from laughter xD
sorry meant 10:43
Thx for the info joeseppi
These videos make my day better
4:01 WELCOME TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
I like how this video is also structured like a sports match with the sponsorship ad dividing the video into two parts and it's also the half time show/advertisement.
This is just hilarious and I love it 😄
6:38 rip rob ford a legend 😂💯
0:19 you are a good man
The “to rack up trophies, unless your Tottenham” had me dying🤣🤣🤣
As a boxer you pretty much perfectly described the sport good job
Never once have I loved a raid ad this much
3:50 i literally got a add right here ☠️
Bro same it was a goddamn domino ad💀
EasyJet Ad
Yeah he can choose when ads play, so it was a deliberate choice
Same and i’m in Malaysia
Same