Home football: You vs your sibling, one goal is the balcony door, and the other goal is the door to the living room. Time is set to 20 goals with 10 goals at halftime. Sometimes it's played until 60 goals, and usually it ends early because of siblings getting mad at each other
Joeseppi thank you for liking my comment I'm a big bri'ish fan. As thanks I might sneak some sweets into the cinema using clandestine manoeuvres taught to me by 5 minute crafts
Fun fact: Wrestling is considered to be the oldest sport in the world. We know this because of a set of famous cave paintings in Lascaux, France, dating back 15,300 years ago which depict wrestlers. And it wasn't just in France either; paintings with illustrated wresters have been found in caves all over the world, from 7000 BC in Mongolia, from 6000 BC in Libya and in prehistoric caves in Japan
@@AngryFrog224 a bat and ball sport, but they only play it in the USA, Canada, Japan, Venezuela, Mexico, South Korea, Dominican Republic, Italy, and the Netherlands
I live in Portugal, and football can be a life or death matter here. We have literal riots in our squares whenever a football team bus is passing by, so things are usually barricaded and the police is usually wearing riot gear. People yell and scream, whilst opposite team fans fight over their teams and shit just hits the fan, really. In fact, sometimes, if you were born here or have lived here for a long time, one of the questions people will ask is “So what is your football team?” when first meeting you, and if they’re one of the more extreme fans, they might decide not to associate with you anymore or even argue with you because of that. Friendships have been made or broken over this, it can get pretty ridiculous.
The way he placed those ads right as he said "ads always appear the moment basketball starts" and a small clip of the ball was shown. That was very good
I like how this video is also structured like a sports match with the sponsorship ad dividing the video into two parts and it's also the half time show/advertisement.
with the US men's team winning gold every single year since basketball was introduced in 1936, except for these 4 years... good job guys *YOU SHOWED THEM*
@@larrymurfen5558 I didnt know it was in the olympics, untill I saw France getting obliterated. other countries should be in the nba, and turn it into the the inba. would be funny seeing france get obliterated yet again.
Fun fact: In hockey, people fear the goalie. They have literal platinum 100 layer shining armour and they can obliterate you in 0.01 nanoseconds while getting away with it
"Whatever you do, don't try to play handball during a football match" Maradona: Did you guys know this was a rule? Messi and Suarez: Nope, first time I'm hearing of it🤔
@@seyamrahman1002 Cricket was invented in England i think only there isn't much influence of cricket in western European countries and the American continent other then that I think k cricket is quite popular and maybe the most famous sport after football
@@insanehussain6092 the reason cricket has so many “followers” is because south asia has a population of like 1.8 billion people, unlike football which is more spread out around the world.
@@seyamrahman1002 much of the carribean and oceania, south asia, england and south africa. south asia is bigger than europe. it's also fairly popular in the UAE.
12:33 Missed the opportunity to showcase Gareth Bale's obsession with golf tbh. Man is actually too good at it. He could have been a golfer or a track and field athlete if he flopped at football.
My favorite sporting event is the Puppy Bowl, which is basically this thing they do on the day of the Super Bowl where they try to get a bunch of dogs that are up for adoption to play American football
11:36 if both players are at 40 it goes to deuce and the next one to score gets an advantage, and if he scores another scores he wins, or else it's deuce the sequel
As someone who works at a baseball stadium, o can say with confidence the only entertaining aspect is watching a random pedestrian get drilled by a fly ball.
Joeseppi: “Crazy Golf is the best form of golf” Everyone: “You’re goddamn right” Also, glad you didn’t cover F1 fully. Explaining the science behind those cars would probably take a whole different video
I think I enjoy Joeseppi's videos so much is because the little jokes that are scattered everywhere. the fast paced and frequent humor is reminiscent of the prime era of YTP
@vectorrevv Well somehow they avoided regs last season by a fair amount but they've also been good at hanging in there. Their standing has been dropping every year so we'll see how they do this season
@jaydenfc555 They actually did well for their debut season (rank 7) but they just keep dropping. I'm not into wolves too much so why? Are their good players leaving or a management issue maybe?
"But faster than everyone else" - best sport advice of the year
@mcchego yourself
NASCAR in a nutshell.
And then there's martial art
Try that in Chess and you’ll Fck up 🤣🤣🤣
@@sinclairguess1187 pretty much mma
Home football: You vs your sibling, one goal is the balcony door, and the other goal is the door to the living room. Time is set to 20 goals with 10 goals at halftime. Sometimes it's played until 60 goals, and usually it ends early because of siblings getting mad at each other
Also, your sibling is probably like 7 years old so they get like triple the points and if they win, they are going to always mention it everywhere
Home sweet home
Perfect description
I'm in this
Everyone's childhood
Football manager: You cant defeat me
Football fan: I know. But he can
Random smackhead: 🏴🍺🏴🍺🏴🍺🏴
Joeseppi thank you for liking my comment I'm a big bri'ish fan. As thanks I might sneak some sweets into the cinema using clandestine manoeuvres taught to me by 5 minute crafts
THOSE PEOPLE ARE WHAT MAKE OUR COUNTY GREAT BRUV!!!!!!!!!
BRITISH FOR LIFE BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
@@Meeplez_ r/youngpeopleyoutube
I love how the video starts with fairly accurate explanation of the sport rules and just completely decends into surrealism
Fun fact: Wrestling is considered to be the oldest sport in the world. We know this because of a set of famous cave paintings in Lascaux, France, dating back 15,300 years ago which depict wrestlers. And it wasn't just in France either; paintings with illustrated wresters have been found in caves all over the world, from 7000 BC in Mongolia, from 6000 BC in Libya and in prehistoric caves in Japan
Good to know man. Have a nice day.
duh , the first human was born because two people "wrestled"
I see you everywhere
bruh that's awesome.
Nice
Football is all fun and games untill Mike dean deems the goal offside due to a single particle spotted after the 40th minute of the VAR review.
Yeah honestly when that happens to your team,it’s one of the worst feelings ever
And when Pogba boots your player
Michael Oliver for me
Rafael Claus for me.
Oh it is also chalked off if your nose is offside
When you said "AD TIME" i litterally got an 20 second unskippable ad (and no i wasnt able to click that "!" Button to close it because it was removed)
Yo same 🤣🤣
Lol same
Same thing
Lol same
Cause you can select ads any time you want
Small misconception,water polo is actually played with sea horses. That’s why they don’t drown.
The fish?
wtf
that explains the dwindling extinction of sea horses
"But don't worry, your team always scores"
I feel every United fan right now.
😢
Nah arsenal
5-0 CMON LIVERPOOOL!
WOOOOHOHOOOOOOO
@@gazzis tranmere is decent
This channel basically invented a new category: educational shitposts.
counterpoint: sam o' nella
The perfect content honestly
huggbees
Underrated comment
No these aren't shitposts, these are just funny
I would definitely watch a part 2 with more detail on the smaller ones.
Lacrosse. Not lactose. Where men in helmets run with a ball in a stick and put it in a goal
Same, he missed some big ones like baseball too
@@samuelpinder1215 And also try to murder eachother with the stick
@@mattmurphy5805 I'm sorry, what is that sport? Never heard of it
@@AngryFrog224 a bat and ball sport, but they only play it in the USA, Canada, Japan, Venezuela, Mexico, South Korea, Dominican Republic, Italy, and the Netherlands
0:00 Intro
0:18 Football
2:22 Basketball
3:51 Rugby
5:08 American Football
6:56 Halftime Show
9:11 Handball
9:33 Polo
10:03 Water Polo
10:10 Field Hockey
10:32 Ice Hockey
10:43 Tennis
11:49 Table Tennis
12:29 Golf
13:23 Darts
13:42 Boxing
14:09 MMA
14:54 Running
15:01 Cycling
15:09 Swimming
15:15 Triathlon
15:28 F1, Nascar & Moto GP
15:32 Sking, Snowboarding, Ice Skating & Curling
15:39 Jet Skiing, Rowing, Surfing
15:46 BMX, Mountain Biking & Skateboarding
15:53 Shooting, Archery, Climbing, Squash, Dodgeball, Gymnastics, Dressage, Badminton, Netball, Snooker, Pool & Volleyball
16:09 Cricket
16:26 Chess Boxing
16:35 Cycleball
16:40 Cheese Rolling
16:44 Quidditch
16:48 Slap Contests
16:53 Baseball
17:00 Outro
This took 15 mins pls thank me
(Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!)
(Edit (again): WHAT THE- 30 LIKES!?)
Thanks man
God bless you
Thank you
Thank u
Sports
00:00
I love how he just brushes over baseball like “no idea” because no one outside the USA gives enough of a damn about it to explain it to people
Except for Japan
That’s just inaccurate it’s very popular in east Asia and the Caribbean and Canada and Venezuela
@@bigfish3846 wow it's popular in 4 nations woooow
@@werewolfplays4209 Asia is a continent mate
@@jacksoncastro136 east Asia aint a continent, and by very popular he probably means that 2 people in china played it once in nursery
"It's played with a stretched football that's scientific name is a "rugby ball'"
G I L B E R T
I think bogboy said Gilbert
It's Rugby Football
Football also known as- Football
My respect to this man 100%
soccer
@@pikekempe that's a myth
@@pikekempe cry
@@pikekempe no
Same
0:18 “Football, also known as, football” 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Give this man a W
How dare someone say things differently
@@Cheperonioyea
I live in Portugal, and football can be a life or death matter here. We have literal riots in our squares whenever a football team bus is passing by, so things are usually barricaded and the police is usually wearing riot gear. People yell and scream, whilst opposite team fans fight over their teams and shit just hits the fan, really.
In fact, sometimes, if you were born here or have lived here for a long time, one of the questions people will ask is “So what is your football team?” when first meeting you, and if they’re one of the more extreme fans, they might decide not to associate with you anymore or even argue with you because of that. Friendships have been made or broken over this, it can get pretty ridiculous.
É lá eu também bem vindo👌
I'm spanish and yeah same
It's just a kids game lol
You support Porto, Lisbon or benfica?
europe moment
Sports in a Nutshell: Man does the act of sport.
Fascinating
I’m actually learning a LOT about sports I could have otherwise cared less about and still having a great time, this is amazing
And also I’ve learnt a new sport
Raid shadow legends
Which is shit
Joeseppi is the only person that can make a Raid Shadow Legend comercial so good and funny
As a professional volleyball player, I can confirm that the one about volleyball is 100% accurate.
haykuu
your name literally has neymar in it💀
@@barcafan44 so I play both but I’m just a better volleyball player
Frr 😂
nut master
it is a blessed day when joessepi uploads.
"And a word from our sponsor..."
Then TH-cam literally put an ad afterwards.
same here
I like how this video starts off being serious and by the time handball comes in he just messes around and gets more silly lol 😂
I found this channel 2 weeks ago and laughed so hard my chair almost fell, I love your videos man.
watching Olympic basketball as an American feels like watching one of those movies where you know no matter what happens, the good guys win
"Football also known as...
Football"
Everyone in the world except the USA: Thank frick!
i knew it! australia doesn't exist!
football is football and football is football
but football is better than football
Soccer
@@jandrosdumb facts.
As someone who lives in New Zealand, I can confirm that rugby is nearly as deadly as a warzone
1:54 "Your Team Always Scores" *Sad England Euro 2020 noises*
lol also
to be fair they scored 2... only to then miss 3 in a row
*_Sad Algeria world cup 2022 noise_*
Sad Brasil in the 2022 World Cup noises
Spain in the round of 16
The way he placed those ads right as he said "ads always appear the moment basketball starts" and a small clip of the ball was shown. That was very good
I like how this video is also structured like a sports match with the sponsorship ad dividing the video into two parts and it's also the half time show/advertisement.
"Football - also known as -soccer- football."
You gained an instant sub there.
Yes how dare someone say things differently
@@Cheperonio Exactly! How dare they?
@@shambhav9534 yeah how dare someone be different
I really love your humor and style of editing man, love the vids.
keep them coming!!
with the US men's team winning gold every single year since basketball was introduced in 1936, except for these 4 years... good job guys *YOU SHOWED THEM*
And 2/3 nations who beat them don't even exist anymore
not gonna lie didn't even know basket ball was a sport in the olympics
@@larrymurfen5558 I didnt know it was in the olympics, untill I saw France getting obliterated.
other countries should be in the nba, and turn it into the the inba. would be funny seeing france get obliterated yet again.
@@Martypuppet If Yugoslavia was still a country today they would dominate in Olympic basketball
@@honkhonk8009 the NBA draws a lot from international countries. Some of the NBA’s best players like Giannis Antetokounmpo and Luka Doncic are foreign
Oh man, your editing is getting really good.
beluga bu not beluga
@@vortex5405 Beluga is unoriginal and unfunny.
@@thexijinping why is he unpriginal? unfunny i kinda understand,but tellimg a story trough discord is pretty oringinal
9:49 i love how the centeral head isnt even finished
“And volleyball-just watch Haikyuu” couldn’t have said it better myself.
I was hoping to find this comment
Fun fact: In hockey, people fear the goalie. They have literal platinum 100 layer shining armour and they can obliterate you in 0.01 nanoseconds while getting away with it
Which hockey
@@huttonberries768 it would be field hockey since the goalie is the only armored player
@@reubena7854 yeah, but ice hockey keepers have more armour than a tank
They fear us for a good reason, because we are all unhinged psychopaths with questionable social skills
I love when the goalies fight each other
"Whatever you do, don't try to play handball during a football match"
Maradona: Did you guys know this was a rule?
Messi and Suarez: Nope, first time I'm hearing of it🤔
Ramos: there are rules?
The hand of God
@@thejohnson2328 *the hand of a junkie
@@thehappyloaf Neymar & Ronaldo: Yes, but we can cheat them ☠️💀😈
How handball was invented:
A footy player picked up the ball and threw it into the goal
(Joke)
11:12 bro I’m super close with that umpire, like I have his number and everything
11:20 I’m also super close with Nico Almagro, the guy that was serving when the ball boy hit his head
The best part of this video is seeing how he actually made a Raid ad worth watching
Yes true 😂🤣😂 “I’m not a lizard 🦎” 💀 🤣
“Football, also known as… football”
*respect +++*
"its ad time" *Proceeds to hit the viewer in the face with an ad*
7:05 NOOOOOOOOO JOSEPPI FELL INTO THE VOID 😢😢😢😢😢
10:07 they just use sea horses, duh
Ah yes, American football, the game where you don't even primarily use your feet on the ball
its called football cuz the ball is a foot long (roughly 12 inches)
@@shrkypeek So is it called 1/3~ meter ball in Europe?
@@pqbdwmnu no, but is eu football called 22cm ball? No. There are diffrent reasons for naming them.
@@shrkypeek "foot" ball is related to foot long. Get some new material
@@Nutty_Ba11s excactly what i fucking said
Me when a new Joeseppi Video goes online: How blessing a blessing from the lord
But the devil was involved aka raid shadow legends
@@Healthandwealth9422 indeed
16:56 Baseball fans:YOU DONT KNOW BASEBALL??, YOU USE A BASEBALL BAT TO HIT A BALL THAT IŠ BASEBALL!
When I hear September by Ground, fast air, and hot stuff, it makes my day so much better
thank you for explaining basketball more efficiently than any of my pe teachers ever did
The “to rack up trophies, unless your Tottenham” had me dying🤣🤣🤣
This is probably my favorite channel to put on when I'm bored. In the end, im no longer bored and looking up each topic
6:56:When he said "ad",a literal ad popped in my screen.🤣🤣🤣
Same I got a burger king ad or as we call it in Australia "hungry jacks"
Same
11:20 ball boy go skrrrr
I like how he ignores cricket even though he is British himself 🤣
I dont think anyone actually cares about cricket except south asian countries. And Trinidad and Tobago ofcourse
@@seyamrahman1002 Cricket was invented in England i think only there isn't much influence of cricket in western European countries and the American continent other then that I think k cricket is quite popular and maybe the most famous sport after football
@@insanehussain6092 the reason cricket has so many “followers” is because south asia has a population of like 1.8 billion people, unlike football which is more spread out around the world.
@@seyamrahman1002 much of the carribean and oceania, south asia, england and south africa. south asia is bigger than europe. it's also fairly popular in the UAE.
@@seyamrahman1002 and? He he didnt say it's more followed than football. I believe only football and tennis are more widely spread than cricket.
Bro just ditched Baseball
11:52 oh look it’s a little tennis court
aw
My dude, you’re a legend. Making the sponsor bit skippable made you a lot more sympathetic😂
As a Canadian can confirm you nailed hockey I'll never forget my first grill and chain at the age of 6
hockey and netball and tennis and boxing are my fav sports
Im glad u mentioned handball! My Dad was actually a proffesional player and played in the world cup (for Slovakia)
Part 2 would be sick, especially if AFL was in it
13:50 they *usually* don't fly upwards
liveleak
4:09 - Never thought you would put a picture of Bryan Habana in here. Springbok fans definitely be proud of ya.
The guy from space jam is actually a well known singer, Michael Jackson!
*jordson
@J'Andre Wilson
*Jardstick
No it’s Micheal Rosen
You know it's a good day when Joeseppi uploads
12:33 Missed the opportunity to showcase Gareth Bale's obsession with golf tbh. Man is actually too good at it. He could have been a golfer or a track and field athlete if he flopped at football.
My favorite sporting event is the Puppy Bowl, which is basically this thing they do on the day of the Super Bowl where they try to get a bunch of dogs that are up for adoption to play American football
I love how he says ads every cut, and then proceeds to add an ad for a transition
As a tennis player, I can only say that your explanation cannot be more perfect
"Whoever doesn't die, wins"
I didn't know sports and battles are basically the same thing
dodgeball is my fav. it just gives you an excuse to throw a ball at someone with all the force and power you can muster
You know it's gonna be an amazing day when Joeseppi uploads a long video
0:19 you are a good man
5:49 the most epic pronunciation of "field goal" ever
Bro just violated spurs for nothing
5:14 My father actually came in my room and thought i was studying .
A life Saver
11:36 if both players are at 40 it goes to deuce and the next one to score gets an advantage, and if he scores another scores he wins, or else it's deuce the sequel
00:18 Here man, you earned my respect.
As someone who works at a baseball stadium, o can say with confidence the only entertaining aspect is watching a random pedestrian get drilled by a fly ball.
16:11 *basicly crickets are really cool*
Joeseppi: “Crazy Golf is the best form of golf”
Everyone: “You’re goddamn right”
Also, glad you didn’t cover F1 fully. Explaining the science behind those cars would probably take a whole different video
I laughed so hard when he ignored Baseball. But he should have brought up Corn hole.
@@Exeggutor_Enjoyer is that a sport?
Fun fact: basketball was actually invented by a Canadian professor working at the YMCA, as a sport to play when it's too rainy for proper football.
Where was the YMCA located?
@@JS-ln4ns Canada
Actually for rugby players to become better at passing the ball during the offseason (there was no dribbling originally in basketball).
I can't stop rewatching joeseppis videossss
Same
I think I enjoy Joeseppi's videos so much is because the little jokes that are scattered everywhere. the fast paced and frequent humor is reminiscent of the prime era of YTP
As soon as you said a word from our sponsor I got two unskippable adds, thanks Joseppi
I like when it’s comes to baseball he’s like “Too much effort, figure it out”
There's 2 teams, one has couch and 10 liters of booze and the other is outside and getting rich because they figured out the rules.
"Unless your Tottenham " Made me laugh
joseppi:* says its ad time*
youtube: "dont mind if i do"
4:01 WELCOME TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
16:49 personal favorite
I learned more in this video than in the past year at the theorical parts of Physical Education classes
3:36 don't forget Godzilla. He ballin'.
3:45 as soon as you said "it's ad time" I got an ad lmao
planned lol
Same
Same bro goddamn, dominoes💀
Same
I like how I got an ad immediatly after he said "Every time the game stops 4 fore then a second it's ad time!"
Me to
Yeah he put it there
"And now, a word of our sponsor" ad pops up perfectly timed
When im gonna be P.E teacher
Im gonna show this to students seriously
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
"Don't worry, your team always scores." -Joeseppi
Wolves Fans: Are you sure about that
10 months late but because why not I'm now sad because of the state wolves are in right now 🥲 (I'm a Wolves fan as you could tell)
wolverhampton gon get relegated kekw
@vectorrevv
Well somehow they avoided regs last season by a fair amount but they've also been good at hanging in there. Their standing has been dropping every year so we'll see how they do this season
@jaydenfc555
They actually did well for their debut season (rank 7) but they just keep dropping. I'm not into wolves too much so why? Are their good players leaving or a management issue maybe?
This is such a geniusely edited video. I am loving the comedic timing.
I agree saul
Wait is Saul from kazakhstan?
"Football also known as football "
mad respect, just subbed and liked