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  • @ir-dan8524
    @ir-dan8524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9099

    "I'm gonna make a joke, but first, I must explain half of the A Level Physics curriculum, so bear with me."

    • @eyebrowse
      @eyebrowse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      nice pfp

    • @Mekmassimochannel
      @Mekmassimochannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      So this is what watching Indian Guys on TH-cam is like

    • @namonaite
      @namonaite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I wish my teacher made more classes on the pretence of 1 joke

    • @daniellewilson8527
      @daniellewilson8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I like this. I clicked because I hoped I’d learn about measurement systems. I was not disappointed

    • @murderyoutubeworkersandceos
      @murderyoutubeworkersandceos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      >half of a curriculum
      >basic units of measurement
      u mustve gone for that prestigious "community college arts degree", huh?

  • @cluelesswanderer
    @cluelesswanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8070

    I don’t know if this even qualifies as a joke. It’s just on a totally different scale.

    • @HBMmaster
      @HBMmaster  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

      the scale itself is the joke you see

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      the joke is too complex for your feeble mortal mind.

    • @Mercure250
      @Mercure250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      the major C scale?

    • @johnnylouro
      @johnnylouro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Ah, I C what you did there.

    • @garret1930
      @garret1930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I'm not sure if your joke about the joke measures up.

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3375

    “Force is measured in middle C calories per speed of light.”
    I’m not a physicist, but that’s still hilarious to me.

    • @detectivesky6123
      @detectivesky6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I’m a physicist in training and have watched this video three times, it’s beautiful

    • @shinysteve5948
      @shinysteve5948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Funny thing is you can pull out this system at a physics exam and they can‘t say it‘s wrong as long as you indicate the units correctly

    • @fabiomcmuffin
      @fabiomcmuffin ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Which I think translates to the number of pianos you have to eat in order to power a lightbulb

    • @aykrivwassup
      @aykrivwassup ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah honestly same, i'm no physics major but this is hilarious

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fabiomcmuffin 😭😭😭

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    I love how completely impossible it is to actually conceptualize the combinations of units used to create basic quantities, to the point where instead of thinking, "Oh thank God, I understand distance" you're thinking "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIDDLE C CALORIES"

    • @toxicbubble5
      @toxicbubble5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Like how fuel economy can be thought of as a 'straw' of fuel laid out in-front of the car, where the fuel economy is the radius of that straw that indicates the rate of fuel burned as the vehicle moves through that distance to balance out it's use with 'scooping' the straw.
      Yeah good luck creating anything intuitive like that in this system.

    • @willsterjohnson
      @willsterjohnson ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ​@@toxicbubble5 it's actually pretty easy.
      Say we're determining the power of a light bulb.
      We can visualize this by thinking of it as how frequently energy is released by the bulb.
      for example, a 0.1 C4Cal (~100 W) bulb releases 0.1 calories across one C4.
      Im not a physicist and this is a joke, im 90% certain my analogy doesn't work

    • @couldntcareless7884
      @couldntcareless7884 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@willsterjohnson across one C4 makes it sound like it’s a unit of time. Rather it’s C4 times a second and I think it works.

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@willsterjohnson GADDAMIT
      u got me

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@willsterjohnson I actually thought I was understanding lol. My brain cells thought they had finally fired

  • @waylandvolundr3913
    @waylandvolundr3913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3398

    How to end this video:
    "So, that being said, I hope you'll join me in sailing the Seven C's"

    • @jordan5113
      @jordan5113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Or, "I hope to C you all later!"

    • @Kavukamari
      @Kavukamari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's a good one

    • @DaedalusCommunity
      @DaedalusCommunity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weight, Height, and up C rays

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what a coincidence

    • @antonmorozov9939
      @antonmorozov9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      In one of the surveys about software developer economics, they chose a theme of pirates. Thus was born a map with references to programming languages like "Sea Sharp", "Objective Sea", and "Sea Plus Plus". Also the favourite cry of those pirates was the name of their favourite programming language ("R").

  • @dandanthedandan7558
    @dandanthedandan7558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4362

    America: "I use the Imperial system."
    Rest of the world: "Pathetic."
    Jan Misali: "How cute."

  • @RunstarHomer
    @RunstarHomer ปีที่แล้ว +791

    "The speed of light per middle C" hit me in a way that no other joke ever has.

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I lost it at "middle C calories" 🤣

    • @daisukideshou
      @daisukideshou 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i am so incredibly confused is there actually just a single joke here that you could explain to me or is the whole video a joke lmao im so curious but im the kind of autistic that makes it impossible for me to understand it lmao

    • @RunstarHomer
      @RunstarHomer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@@daisukideshou I guess the whole idea is funny because the units are totally absurd but the system still works anyway. But adding onto that the idea of defining length, which is a very simple idea and usually given as one of the fundamental units, in such a convoluted way as velocity/frequency is what made that part particularly funny to me.

    • @silphv
      @silphv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@daisukideshou I think the whole CCC system is the joke. Rather than there being any specific punchline, it's meant to sound funny at first and then slowly get funnier as you work out the consequences of choosing these very awkward base units. Since humour relies on contrast, it might actually only be funny to people who are already pretty familiar with the various units in physics.
      Along with the absurdity of the derived units there can be kind of a neat realization that if you really think about some of them, they make a certain kind of sense. "the speed of light per middle C" makes sense as "the amount of distance light travels during the time it takes a vibrating piano string tuned to middle C to complete one full cycle", which is actually a huge distance. Typical of science jokes that they are still trying to teach you something...

    • @jaspermooren5883
      @jaspermooren5883 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@RunstarHomerfunnily enough the meter is kinda defined as velocity over frequency. Since it's defined using the speed of light and the second, which is defined through the unperturbed ground-state hyperfine transition frequency of the caesium 133 atom. So the definition of the meter is actually the speed of light / frequency of a caesium 133 atom. However both the definition of the second and the definition of the meter do use conversion factors. Those definitions are way newer than the original definitions so a conversion factor is applied to bring them as close as possible to the older definition. These new definitions are just that way because they are extremely accurately measurable and constant (the old definition was a physical bar that was 1 meter, which is a problematic definition since if the object changes, the whole system of units changes. The same was true for the kilogram.)

  • @brutusthebear9050
    @brutusthebear9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    You got me completely off guard with the last C. Put me in a false sense of security by saying it was pretty much arbitrary, then hit me with that Roman Numeral. I'm dying.

  • @PipPanoma
    @PipPanoma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    I actually burst out laughing when you pulled out the middle C. What a creative capitalization of your comedic capabilities!

    • @KnzoVortex
      @KnzoVortex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Crazy

    • @AvBWx
      @AvBWx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *creative comedic capability capitalization

    • @artemiostriantafyllou7986
      @artemiostriantafyllou7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@AvBWx C'est creepily cumbersome, chap.

    • @malox7176
      @malox7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Can't create countless comedically creative comments.

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      See

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3422

    Some say that jokes that are too long aren’t funny. I say that it’s not the length of the joke, but how you use it

    • @groofay
      @groofay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      joke effectiveness = mass/time

    • @trigon7015
      @trigon7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      groofay I think you mean frequency * energy / velocity

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's a lie I want a big meaty joke.

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@AustinThomasPhD Girth is pretty important in a joke, but you don't want to go too far otherwise it won't fit inside your... comedy sketch.

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The amount of time it took for "joke" to become an innuendo was actually surprisingly long

  • @williamburns7668
    @williamburns7668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    I feel like I’ve learned something and nothing at the same time. Excellent.

  • @MegaMe41
    @MegaMe41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    I love how you can hear his smile throughout the whole video as he explains his joke. It WAS a good joke.

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Smile? More like trying so hard not to completely lose it and guffawed until he's out of breath 🤣

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He didn't want to C4×cal/C you to laugh by laughing mid vid

    • @alexandermcclure6185
      @alexandermcclure6185 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@blacklight683It's C4^-1 to stop!!!

  • @treythesequel
    @treythesequel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3464

    great sense of comedic timing. it's all in the ''way'' you '''tell it,''' after all. still can’t believe the name Conlang Critic was alliteration just for the sake of this joke. 10/10 Cs all around. C% certified jokester.

    • @Ptaku93
      @Ptaku93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      rated C out of C

    • @lucas29476
      @lucas29476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      you mean 7/7 C's all around.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@lucas29476 No, 11/11. What sort of weird glyph is "7"?

    • @pXnTilde
      @pXnTilde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@justineberlein5916 sexy

    • @MisterHunterWolf
      @MisterHunterWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@pXnTilde sexi*

  • @peterwarman4980
    @peterwarman4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    So instead of the mole, the CCC system would use a “count”, equal to 1 of something.

    • @frenchfriar
      @frenchfriar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      One Carbon 12 atom, obviously.

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      @@frenchfriar the amount of carbon 12 atoms in 1 carbon 12 atom

    • @crunchykarsten8765
      @crunchykarsten8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I think the roman numeral was an appropriate choice, it is a common representative of a multiple and it is written as a c so it's pretty much perfect for the job

    • @motazfawzi2504
      @motazfawzi2504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's a mess but you could use the definition of a mole
      #C12 atoms / 12grams
      But instead have it #C12 / 12(cal/C^2)
      Which would give you this constant
      2+(18053841153159118/22468879468420441) * 10^10

    • @tompatterson1548
      @tompatterson1548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No, it uses the centum (Ⅽ), which is a capital serif C, while the culomb is sans serif.

  • @samuraipizzaman
    @samuraipizzaman ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This reminds me of when I was in Nuclear Power School and using the FFF system on assignments that they didn't give units for because we weren't allowed to have naked numbers. I wish I had known about the seven C's back then, the guys grading it would have hated me more lol

    • @drachefly
      @drachefly 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I've used barns per furlong as my length unit in that kind of situation

  • @briankinney1871
    @briankinney1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Casually saying "I don't know how to end this video" and then spending the last few seconds without speaking was comedy gold (along with the rest of the C system, particularly the use of both a serif Roman numeral C and a sans-serif C)

  • @Astronomy487
    @Astronomy487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    2:53 there's another unit called a pound that measures currency

    • @Cloiss_
      @Cloiss_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      £5*5, which means... power

    • @belcavendishny
      @belcavendishny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      if you're buying engine upgrades that increase your maximum acceleration, you can measure your purchase in pounds per pound per pound

    • @devonoknabo2582
      @devonoknabo2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are you everywhere I am fotoŝopulo

    • @portal6347
      @portal6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cloiss I REMEMBER THIS LMAO

    • @minirop
      @minirop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and there is another unit of mass, the "troy pound" (lb t)

  • @Noziac
    @Noziac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2569

    The seven Cs systeme is simply the best unit-related joke i've ever heard . I'm using it along with seximal in my future pirate micromemestate

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      and you should base your entire computer system on Trinary (uses Tits)

    • @bsharpmajorscale
      @bsharpmajorscale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Bacony_Cakes I thought it used trits?

    • @ldub0775
      @ldub0775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@bsharpmajorscale im like 2/3% sure that theyre called trits because noone wants to call em tits

    • @lyrimetacurl0
      @lyrimetacurl0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bsharpmajorscale Ternary uses trits and Trinary uses tits

    • @xyz.ijk.
      @xyz.ijk. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      No micromemestate is an island even if it is surrounded by the seven Cs.

  • @Sgrunterundt
    @Sgrunterundt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "I won't go too deep into the seven C's"
    Pun intented?

  • @GhostPuddle
    @GhostPuddle ปีที่แล้ว +116

    This perfectly captures what it feels like to do physics homework with ADHD

  • @potentialPizza8
    @potentialPizza8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    As a physics student I love this and I'm going to ask my professors if the exams allow answers in CCC units.

    • @shadowsableyexd2660
      @shadowsableyexd2660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      What are they gonna do? Its an objectively valid form of measurement

    • @dovos8572
      @dovos8572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      good luck learning the numbers

    • @Qsie
      @Qsie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      get back to us on this o7

    • @migBdk
      @migBdk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dovos8572 just use any CAS capable software with a library of units like TI-Nspire, no problem.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Submit the assignment entirely written in C code

  • @ameghosting7768
    @ameghosting7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    "I dont know how to end this video-"
    Outro 100

  • @JCtheMusicMan_
    @JCtheMusicMan_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    As a professional musician and hobby physicist I bursted out laughing when you decided to incorporate middle C 😂 Well played 😎

    • @swiftfox3461
      @swiftfox3461 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well "played". I see what you did there.

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well Ced

  • @pheogy9824
    @pheogy9824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Showed this to my depressed retired engineer mother and she found it so funny (after years of her mocking me for finding dumb internet videos cool), we got em boys.

    • @frankharr9466
      @frankharr9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good!
      I have a retired engineer uncle. He might like it too.

  • @vrilnau5396
    @vrilnau5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Love the return of "Power means... Power"

    • @Cloiss_
      @Cloiss_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      £5*5

    • @MisterHunterWolf
      @MisterHunterWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      8:16

    • @timpunny
      @timpunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      which video was the original use of "power equals power"? (i haven't been on the channel long)

    • @numsOic
      @numsOic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@timpunny This gem th-cam.com/video/c2G7TFybqOQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Power means power
      But it also means times (2 to the power of 3 is 2 times 2 times 2)

  • @lppunto
    @lppunto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    5:27 One could argue that most people aren't nearly as familiar with the calorie as with the Calorie (= 1 kilocalorie).

    • @sebsmith2
      @sebsmith2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This is the issue I have with this as well.

    • @c.e.murray9252
      @c.e.murray9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This depends on where you live as some places use Calorie over calorie

    • @zionj104
      @zionj104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Some countries have kCal on the nutrition label

    • @TheVicelion
      @TheVicelion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah, people think they need to eat 2000 calories a day, but it's actually 2 million calories per day or 2000 kilocalories

    • @its_elkku135
      @its_elkku135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      The distinction between those two units is endlessly annoying

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Alternative title: "Internet Hangman-Breaker makes physics students panic for 12 minutes."

  • @Pockeywn
    @Pockeywn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I’d like to one day publish a scientific paper using these units

  • @testtestesttest2746
    @testtestesttest2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "A good joke is a joke you don't need to explain"
    Well, I guess you invalidated this statement...

  • @paulcolour3030
    @paulcolour3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I don't want to get too deep into the seven c's is my favourite part of this joke

  • @knutsletvold2263
    @knutsletvold2263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This reminds me of when I was stacking firewood with a friend and he tipped over one of the stacks. Now he's a not the smartest guy, but certainly the kindest man in any room, not a malicious bone in him; so it felt wrong to yell. I poured all my frustration into stacking the crap out that firewood and he followed suit, after 10 minutes it was all stacked up. That was 1m^3 of firewood (600kg), 2 meters over 10 minutes... Our collective anger was an estimated 20 watts! (assuming my math is kosher)

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now please restate that in CCC units...

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I always loved the idea of making absurdly impractical units, like lightyears per picosecond as a measure of speed, and this video fully explores and fleshes out a full system based upon that. Love it ^w^

  • @fortnitefelipe
    @fortnitefelipe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    what a funny joke about measurement

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      its so funny, i cant stop laughing

    • @vanxthenecron3059
      @vanxthenecron3059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didnt C the joke

    • @mickythesailor6870
      @mickythesailor6870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was like, «C-riously? Thats IT? This man better C to it that his jokes improve»

  • @blimpusfrobo3186
    @blimpusfrobo3186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    if i still had a physics teacher i would send this to him

    • @zionj104
      @zionj104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Send it to your old physics teacher!

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if my physics teacher spoke English i would send this to her

    • @antonmorozov9939
      @antonmorozov9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phillipanselmo8540 dammit, translate it and send!!! I am translating this for my friends now!

    • @antonmorozov9939
      @antonmorozov9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Guilherme Varga Not entirely - my friends who are techie enough to understand this mostly speak English - but I did message them in Russian about that, and we've discussed it in Russian afterwards.

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dad is a physics teacher, I sent it to him

  • @KyttaIsHere
    @KyttaIsHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Great video! Reminded me of a joke I've heard when I was younger about Shawarma being the universal unit. One unit of length is the length of one shawarma, one unit of mass is the mass of one shawarma, and one unit of time is how long it takes to eat one shawarma. You can "extend" it further to have the nutritional value of one shawarma as the energy unit and the volume of one shawarma for the volume, but this makes the system not coherent 🌯

    • @angeldude101
      @angeldude101 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd probably focus on the length and nutritional energy, and then probably standardize the time it takes to eat it for a coherent system of length, energy, and time units. Not sure what to do for the other 4 base units.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@angeldude101 Luminous intensity is how much sunlight is reflected off of a shwarma in direct sunlight at noon at the equator.

    • @daisukideshou
      @daisukideshou 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      tempurature units based off of how much heat a shawarma can absorb starting at 0 degrees kelvin before it is thoroughly cooked

    • @user-xb9yv2ci4c
      @user-xb9yv2ci4c 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@angeldude101I will assume:
      Energy = 550 kcal = 2.3 MJ
      Length = 20 cm
      Mass = 250 g
      Energy divided by mass is velocity squared. So the velocity is 3033 m/s = 10922 km/h. The respective time is then 66 microseconds. The force is energy divided by length and this is 11.5 MN, the weight of 1172 tons. The power of a Shwarma is 34.9 GW, which is the average electricity consumption of Mexico.

  • @kevinr.9733
    @kevinr.9733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My favorite fun fact about dimensional analysis is that the spring constant of an object is dimensionally equivalent to the rate at which the rate at which an object's mass is changing is changing. And while the spring constant can be very useful, the rate at which the rate at which an object's mass is changing is changing is, in most cases, not.

  • @1dr_wall769
    @1dr_wall769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    As a recent physics grad, this is equally enraging and hilarious to me. I hate it but also thank you

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk how the stuff works over where you are in terms of the education path but I study physics 2nd semester in Europe and I was compelled to come up with my own system, not angered.

  • @thesunwillneverset
    @thesunwillneverset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    SI Units: We base our measurements on water and the decimal system.
    American/Imperial: We base our measurements on brine and the proportions of the human body.
    Seven Cs: :)

  • @vermillion2023
    @vermillion2023 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how you can just hear him holding a laugh in the way he speaks.

  • @therighttrousers343
    @therighttrousers343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The font joke was the funniest to me. Everyone knows the pain of distinguishing this capital letter from the lowercase letter from the italicized variants from the Greek variants from symbols in Cyrillic that look exactly like them from which one had a little one or two next to it...

  • @samstephens7388
    @samstephens7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    I heard 'the 7 Cs' at 10:16. I thought alright, i think i see where this is going. i heard siemens (seamen) at 11:22. I became more sure this was gonna end with a joke about water or sailing or something. at 11:58 i heard 'i dont know how to end this video.'
    I am still laughing. well played sir. if the nautical references were intentional, the fake out was absolute gold.

    • @meme__supreme3373
      @meme__supreme3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I think that the 7 C's was an intentional joke, but anything past that was knot.
      _Buh dum tiss_

    • @firecat2783
      @firecat2783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@meme__supreme3373 oh god the comments also follow jan Misalis spirit

    • @Timesignmaid
      @Timesignmaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Let's just add coulomb (Columbus)... I don't know. Maybe it's funny for me, beca in Russian "Christopher Columbus" is pronounced like Христофор Колумб [Columb]...

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      “I’m not gonna go too deep into the Seven C’s”

    • @xSh4de
      @xSh4de 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Listening to it another time makes me think of the "A sailor wen to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see" nursery rhyme, but even the first time I totally took this as exactly that when I heard seven Cs too

  • @ChiliB0tArt
    @ChiliB0tArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I was confused almost entirely but i still learned, undoubtedly

  • @alexandersanchez9138
    @alexandersanchez9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Finally, a system of measurement for speedy--but musical--bacteria.

    • @notnullnotvoid
      @notnullnotvoid ปีที่แล้ว

      funniest comment I ever read, thank you

  • @apteropith
    @apteropith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I was repeatedly taught, as a child in Canada, that pounds were _only_ a unit of force (weight, but not mass) ... but then just about the only thing pounds are used for in Canada is bathroom scales and human body weight.
    Imperial units are never so simple, of course.
    Also, the calorie: not to be confused with the kilocalorie, also known as the Calorie. Because why not?

  • @AndewMole
    @AndewMole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    time: C₄⁻¹
    length: cC₄⁻¹
    mass: calc⁻²
    electric current: C₄𝗖
    thermodynamic temperature: ºC
    amount of substance: 𝐂
    luminous intensity: cd

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Calc

    • @Corwin256
      @Corwin256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I feel like if we're going to have a "cd" measurement as one of our base units, then the measurement of time should be the length of Beethoven's ninth.

    • @renerpho
      @renerpho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Corwin256 Playing Beethoven's ninth at the natural tempo of C₄ is way too fast though.

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      How does it feel to have your last name redefined from 6.02214e23 to 100?

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hotel: Trivago

  • @rickelvi
    @rickelvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    7:19 "If you want to get more into the music theory stuff of it, there's some good videos from 12Tone and Adam Neely that someone watching this video who's interested in the music theory of different tuning systems has almost certainly already seen"
    You bet I have

    • @quandolli
      @quandolli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i felt so called out when he said this lmao

    • @GigsVT
      @GigsVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm completely tone deaf and I still have watched the music theory videos.

    • @mimikal7548
      @mimikal7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also recommend Rick Beato

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have and i did

  • @aidankemp-harper2559
    @aidankemp-harper2559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Idk about everyone else but I waited for a punchline that never came and that made me laugh more that anything

    • @nomekop777
      @nomekop777 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "I don't want to dive too deep into the 7 Cs" was a pretty good candidate

  • @thomasb.4381
    @thomasb.4381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Still trying to wrap my head around how "Calorie per speed of light squared" is a measurement of mass.

    • @txtp
      @txtp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      e=mc^2, simple as that.

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@txtp I love the fact that's literally it
      But more accurately M=E/C²

  • @L3X1N
    @L3X1N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Using the roman numeral for one hundred was the cherry on top.
    I don't really see the "joke" here, though. It's a rather competent measurement system, as far as I can see it.

    • @matthewfyhrie2670
      @matthewfyhrie2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I think you mean, as far as you can C it

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Pretty sure it's the absurd impractically of the whole thing for actually measuring anything except power. That and the fact that the speed of light, a musical note, and a less than optimal unit of energy (rather than length, mass, and time) are rather strange starting points. The fact that it works (for given values thereof) is probably part of the joke too.

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The joke is you could use this system and no one could stop you

    • @thelordz33
      @thelordz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's using the Seven Cs to measure things

    • @landsgevaer
      @landsgevaer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Most physicists probably think: "where is the joke? This system is equally arbitrary as all the other ones." (Perhaps excluding 'natural units', but the CCC-system already inludes c as well).

  • @Scrogan
    @Scrogan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Physicist here, this isn’t what I subscribed for. But I love it. I’ve also messed about with alternative systems of units, though in my case it was with pseudo-Planck units where the permittivity and permeability of free space are set to 1, and 4π/G was also set to 1 if I recall correctly, in order to mirror the equation for Coulomb force. Might make the electric charge e/3 too, because of quarks I guess. Also, unless I missed one of your flashes of text on the screen, I think you missed the two types of calorie. The so-called “food calorie” is equal to one kilocalorie, and the fact that we call it a calorie is probably pretty confusing for culinary chemists, or molecular gastronomists, or whatever. I might also argue that using a unit of temperature that isn’t 0 at absolute 0 makes it less than coherent. Nice rambling about the two pounds though.
    Here’s an interesting thought, is there a situation where the powers of the speed of light cancel out with the minuscule size of 100 atoms to make a remotely human-sized unit?
    Also real-talk, the candela shouldn’t be an SI unit if the equivalent response curve for hearing isn’t wrapped up with an SI unit either. And temperature is just energy with a scale factor of Boltzmann’s constant. And it shouldn’t be the ampere, but the coulomb since the other three SI definition units we care about are all single-dimensional. The ampere is just left behind from the old definition of 1N of force from wires being x distance apart with y current through them.

    • @deryckchan
      @deryckchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Agreed. We can comfortably get rid of C, C, and C; and keep C, C, C, and C.
      I mean get rid of cent, Candela, and Celsius.

    • @meta04
      @meta04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      (Using Cal = 4184 J = 1 kcal, for reasons stated above)
      1 Cal/c^2 = 47 pg
      1 C = 166 ymol
      1 Cal/(C c^2) = 280 million kg/mol, the Seven C's unit of molar mass, of which nitrogen is around 0.00000005
      …Well, that's _closer…_

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Hello, another physicist here. I similarly have spent too much time researching systems of measurements, and while I agree with your criticisms of the metric system, there's more to it. Technically, no base unit is more "real" than either. While it's true, that temperature is just energy times a constant, and the two are fundamentally the same, length and time in general relatively are exactly the same. There is no "real" difference between the two other than a constant, the speed of light. Same thing with mass and energy. So if you want to be pedantic, there really is only length-time, mass-energy, and charge. Oh and by the way, 1 e IS the fundamental charge. Quarks only have a fractional charge in theory, color confinement and QED prevent there ever being a non-integer multiple of the electric charge occuring in nature, so there is no reason to rescale it times 3.

    • @SurrealPartisan
      @SurrealPartisan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I, too, am a phycisit (even though I switched to neuroscience after my bachelor's degree). I already made a separate comment about this, but I think you might also enjoy this thing I made a year ago: github.com/SurrealPartisan/Better-Unit-System

    • @MrAlRats
      @MrAlRats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There should only be two base units: The second, s, and the electric charge, e.
      Lengths and time intervals should be measured in seconds. Mass, energy, frequency, momentum, acceleration and temperature should be measured in units of the reciprocal of the second, s⁻¹
      Pressure and density should be measured in units of s⁻⁴
      Speed, entropy and angular momentum should be dimensionless.

  • @EstradusTheDragon
    @EstradusTheDragon ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The line "I don't know how to end this video" made me laugh almost unreasonably hard.

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably because you can hear his last ounces of self-restraint before breaking into gasping laughter 😂

  • @TheLampl1ghter
    @TheLampl1ghter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Middle Cs per calorie" killed me in a way I didn't think I could be killed.

  • @matthewgilbie4087
    @matthewgilbie4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Your replacement for moles could be called a "Cent," which could still have a C as its symbol

    • @SunroseStudios
      @SunroseStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      a cent is a unit of frequency interval (which is just a number, really) equal to 1/100th of a semitone (as defined in 12 tone equal temperament), or the 1200th root of 2

    • @tompatterson1548
      @tompatterson1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that would be confusing since nominal measures would use united states cents, ¢, like how FFF would use swiss franc.

    • @cogspace
      @cogspace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SunroseStudios "the 1200th root of 2" might be the silliest number I have ever encountered.

    • @matthewgilbie4087
      @matthewgilbie4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tompatterson1548 Obviously, we would need a different C for money. I propose Communism

    • @matthewgilbie4087
      @matthewgilbie4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SunroseStudios and now, that would be the 12th root of C/50 instead, or, better yet, maybe using the 1200th root of 2 would be a better replacement for moles than 100

  • @austindahu
    @austindahu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    Contrary comments, consider: can certain criteria creatively contain countable critical collections? Ceding criticism, cooperate cretins - choose CCC!

    • @DeenBoi
      @DeenBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      cexcuse cme

    • @vari1535
      @vari1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I can imagine the pain of alliteration

    • @EdwardNavu
      @EdwardNavu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's the C equivalent of V's introduction to Evey, huh?

    • @VenetinOfficial
      @VenetinOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Confide currently, confounded Coprolite.

    • @antonpershin998
      @antonpershin998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no no, only russians allowed to do that.

  • @devhonk1722
    @devhonk1722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    1:44 Fun Fact: "avoirdupois" looks like "avoir du pois" or literally: having weight

    • @devhonk1722
      @devhonk1722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      update:
      it's more like "avoir du poi*d*s"
      sorri

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ...that's because it _is_ that. That is where the word coems from.

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 Then English tried to hide the mugging by changing the spelling and changing the pronunciation.
      As linguists say: English language grew by unashamedly mugging German, French, and Spanish.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The reason it is spelled that way is because the "D" in "poids" is silent.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest it absolutely should be pronounced the way he says it isn't, even if it's not how people (Americans, obviously, who else is there really?) say it

  • @2520WasTaken
    @2520WasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +51

    After watching this, I ended up with a C on my science exam. This video really helped me a lot.

  • @korngotmuted1112
    @korngotmuted1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "..measured in newtons."
    measured in..
    *fig newtons*

    • @wdwuccnxcnh7022
      @wdwuccnxcnh7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes?

    • @korngotmuted1112
      @korngotmuted1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wdwuccnxcnh7022 ya like jAZZ

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *fig newtons*

    • @korngotmuted1112
      @korngotmuted1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FiSH-iSH *rng-esus really givin you all da figgy pudding*

    • @kennyimammahardika3868
      @kennyimammahardika3868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can actually make a unit of force based on the weight (gravitational force) of a piece of fig newton on the surface of the earth. Just take the mass of a fig newton and multiply it by acceleration due to gravity.

  • @lloydphillips4837
    @lloydphillips4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You can scale the units logarithmically using (musical pitch) C in different octaves. Just like we have the SI prefixes (kilo-, mega-, giga- etc.) you can use C3, C4, C5, C6 as necessary. So if the base unit for length is c/C4, then c/C5 would be half as long, c/C6 half as long again. Using c/C4 = 1146 km, then c/C24 (twenty octaves above middle C) is ~1.09 m.

    • @nathangibbs2467
      @nathangibbs2467 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Clever

    • @cmyk8964
      @cmyk8964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You’re a dang genius

  • @nomekop777
    @nomekop777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm not going to go too deep into the 7 Cs"
    That's it, that's the joke. Comedy is over, people, let's go. Drinks are on me

  • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
    @Mecharnie_Dobbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:08 As the bacterium steps onto her bathroom scales: "How can I have gained fifty femtograms?"
    🧪🧫🔬🥔🦶🛁⏲️📈😭

  • @jweilage
    @jweilage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    he really did just make a hella technical video just to explain a joke he made. these videos are why i watch this channel

  • @sictoabu9611
    @sictoabu9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    the word, "coulomb:" *is mentioned*
    my brain: *flashbacks to ninth grade science class where no one knew how to calculate anything*

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not so hard to remember all that stuff if you visualise Coulomb as a bucket of electrons. So, Ampere as coulomb per second, moving the buckets of electrons at that speed through your wire. Volt, Joule/Coulomb - how hard is it to push these buckets, or how high they hang and how much of a bang they'll cause falling. Farad, put half a bucket of electrons on one side of a capacitor, half a bucket of protons on the other so you have a bucket worth of charged particles.

    • @irrelevance3859
      @irrelevance3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sharpfang clever lol. I just memorised it and all the equations that come with electricity (the links between the formulas help) and I had to anyway.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kind of school did you go to where ninth grade science was mentioning Coulombs?

  • @ericeaton2386
    @ericeaton2386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I started laughing out loud when you got to "one middle C calorie"

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your voice even gets more and more merrier as the video progresses and the ending is just golden 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joao1812ful
    @joao1812ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    When you said middle C I bursted out laughing like i haven't since quarentine started, thank you kind sir

  • @maximkovalkov1334
    @maximkovalkov1334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Oh my god, how have I not understood it earlier... I finally figured out who you reminded me of....
    Randall Munroe. Same tendency to go down rabbit holes, same kind of VERY diverse and unrelated interests, kinda similar sense of humor.
    I've been loving these videos so much. *Keep up the fantastic work!*

    • @discretelycontinuous2059
      @discretelycontinuous2059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Randall Munroe, the author / artist of xkcd comics. Here is one of his that has a close sentiment to this video: xkcd.com/687/

    • @Duiker36
      @Duiker36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@discretelycontinuous2059 Wow. That comic turned out prescient. Better Priuses were built, and now Brexit is underway.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Duiker36 Fuck i knew about this xkcd but i never thought about that. Fuck. My mind is breakingggggg

    • @burnv664
      @burnv664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think my math teacher is secretly Randall Munroe

  • @XoIoRouge
    @XoIoRouge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:10 Aww, I was expecting a Seven *Seas* joke. "...extend it into the Seven Seas, which is already known by anyone who knows their world geography."

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "I'm not going to go too deep..."

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@hundvd_7 Too subtle. Like, the jokes are already subtle - that one is too subtle.. The usage of going "too deep into" a topic is a commonly used definition. Doesn't count as a joke.

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@XoIoRouge I disagree, he said it literally right after "seven Cs"
      If he at least noticed that it sounds like seven seas, then he also noticed this

  • @lemongrass4769
    @lemongrass4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    jan misalis jokes are so genius and brilliant i am speechless. this is so in depth and hilarious on such a high level. i love it to no end

  • @pppfan103
    @pppfan103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    When you introduced middle C, i got the joke.

    • @the_multus
      @the_multus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jackson DeStefano explain, master...

    • @the_multus
      @the_multus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it "seven seas"?

    • @DeenBoi
      @DeenBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ccccccc

    • @unepintade
      @unepintade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the_multus no it's just that all units have C in them and also the seven seas

    • @pppfan103
      @pppfan103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's more than just "the seven Cs", it's also the sheer absurdity of jan misali taking the time to do all of this. The ever building jenga tower of wonky units that is somehow still structurally sound. That is the joke.

  • @whatno5090
    @whatno5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    But first we have to talk about parallel universes,

    • @popretmaster
      @popretmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      watch for rolling rocks in 0.5 C Presses (Commentated)

    • @CrappyBlue
      @CrappyBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      the Coinless Capless Cannonless system of measurement

    • @portal6347
      @portal6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To make an apple pie from scratch you must first create the universe

    • @ThisCanBePronounced
      @ThisCanBePronounced 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "MEANWHILE...."

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@portal6347 why do I get the feeling this is a reference to something..?

  • @HappyTrolley000
    @HappyTrolley000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We had an €€€ system in a physics contest: mass unit that is a mass of €1 coin, distance unit that you can travel in a taxi for €1, and time unit that you have to work to get paid €1, on average. A force was then was just a number: €×€/€²

  • @bananacat3109
    @bananacat3109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m rewatching misali’s math videos and trying to understand them instead of just listening to sounds and nodding my head

  • @222patapon222
    @222patapon222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The reason "avoirdupois" is pronounced like that is because it comes from Old French where was pronounced "aver" instead of "avwar", and "pois" like "poiz" and not "pwa" like the modern word

    • @elliotagnew9960
      @elliotagnew9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@owowowdhxbxgakwlcybwxsimcwx You could say that :) Hearing reconstructions of what it originally sounded like sounds more like an English speaker trying to read French with no French knowledge than actual modern French

    • @natchu96
      @natchu96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@elliotagnew9960 In all honesty you can say that old English sounds nothing like modern English either...because modern English just sounds like old French.

    • @elliotagnew9960
      @elliotagnew9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@natchu96 Fair point. Although I do think it's closer than Old French is to Modern French. It's just really weird how Old French sounds. Actually, I wonder if Old French (more likely middle French) influenced the way that English was pronounced during the period they were both spoken in England. That's an interesting thought.

    • @samsibbens8164
      @samsibbens8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In Quebec we still pronounce avoir like in Old French. If you know SPanish pronounciation, we would say avoirdupois as "avoer dupua" (we don't pronounce the S in pois)

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owowowdhxbxgakwlcybwxsimcwx it used to be Latin...

  • @deryckchan
    @deryckchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    4:00 I was gonna say "pounds per pound" is a great silly name of acceleration unit and then jan Misali completely pre-empted me.
    And he's totally right: Civil engineers regularly use Earth's gravity as a standard unit of acceleration, with the symbol g (= 10m/s2, approximately).

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ARE YOU DUMB
      ITS 9.8m/s^2
      You failed at both bits
      Its 9.8 not 10
      And what the hell is s2

    • @pollywatson8099
      @pollywatson8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Xnoob545 I believe it's actually more like 9.806 ms^(-2) off the top of my head, the only difference between your figure and their figure is the degree of rounding.
      besides, if you don't even understand the units they're using, how do you know that "m/s2" isn't their arbitrary unit of acceleration defined as exactly equal to 1/10 of the acceleration due to gravity on the surface of the Earth?

    • @axelnils
      @axelnils 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pollywatson8099 9.806… isn’t even constant across the earth, in Northern Europe it’s 9.821 for example.

    • @axelnils
      @axelnils 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pollywatson8099 9.806… isn’t even constant across the earth, in Northern Europe it’s 9.821 for example.

    • @pollywatson8099
      @pollywatson8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@axelnils I mean yea, 9.806 is an average, but it changes based on like the thickness of the earth's crust, height above sea level distance from the equator, plus the fact that the earth isn't actually a perfect spheroid. any figure you could have is inherently an approximation.

  • @jonarmani8654
    @jonarmani8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:19 "If you want to get more into the music theory stuff of it, there's some good videos from 12Tone and Adam Neely that someone watching this video that's interested in the music theory of different tuning systems *has almost certainly* already seen..."
    Damn. Nailed me.

  • @worth779
    @worth779 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always forget how much I love your content, but it causes my heart to beat even still

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    pounds of force per pound of mass gives new meaning to the expression "pound for pound"

    • @mimikal7548
      @mimikal7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear the English pound derived from the value of a pound of gold. And then inflation happened.

    • @DerplingKing
      @DerplingKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mimikal7548 False. It was derived from the value of a pound of sterling silver as that was how the coins were minted. Hence Pounds Sterling. One pound of silver was then divided into 240 equal sized pieces which were then formed into one pence coins. 12 pence then made a shilling, and 20 shillings a pound.

  • @jucom756
    @jucom756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Idk how to end this video"
    *ends video*
    What else was i expecting

  • @zucchini_flowers
    @zucchini_flowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of your videos go completely over my head. This is one of them.

  • @jackskudlarek3138
    @jackskudlarek3138 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've been trying to find this video for so long! I love it so much.

  • @Space_Kalak
    @Space_Kalak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This both goes against and entirely compliments everything I've learnt in the last 4 years in doing a physics degree

    • @pravinrao3669
      @pravinrao3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _whispers_
      *Physics is just a model.*
      very arbitrary
      _fades away_

    • @pravinrao3669
      @pravinrao3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      position is as arbitary as other quantities .

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 ปีที่แล้ว

      *complements.

  • @TranslatorCarminum
    @TranslatorCarminum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Well, I've toyed once or twice with a system that measures speed based on the "lux," such that 1 lux would equal the speed of light, rendered useful for everyday purposes only with the addition of metric prefixes. 1 millilux, for instance, would be about 300 m/s, while 0.3 m/s would be a microlux. If you wanted to recalibrate it so that the base unit was more reasonably sized for everyday purposes, you could use the "lucicle" (an Anglicization of Latin "lūcicula," a diminutive of "lūx"), which would equal about 300 m/s (or 1 millilux in the "lux" system). The speed of light itself would then be 1 kilolucicle. Rather roundabout, of course, but still fun to play around with. I've also toyed around with appending metric prefixes to common units of time, such that the dinosaurs went extinct "65 kilomillennia" ago. But your joke here puts all my tinkerings to shame!

    • @henrymitchell-hibbert9454
      @henrymitchell-hibbert9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But Lux is already a unit for luminous flux per area.

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not its 65 billenia

    • @andrew_ray
      @andrew_ray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fun fact, when I took Modern Physics in college, I discovered that it can actually be very useful to know the speed of light squared in megaelectron-volts per atomic mass unit (it's ~931.5 MeV/u).

    • @PokeNebula
      @PokeNebula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Microlux seems more human-useable sized, and is about 1 m/h. name it lucy. (modern english diminutive of Lucille)

    • @mimikal7548
      @mimikal7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But lucicle is too hard to pronounce to use often

  • @DanielC01000100
    @DanielC01000100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm immediately in love with your videos

  • @Dr._Geno
    @Dr._Geno 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've already been watching Adam neely for a few years before I stumbled upon this chanel, so cool that you're posting people to him and others for music theory, and while it makes sense I didn't expect it purely because of how different your content styles are.

  • @Amanda-C.
    @Amanda-C. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thanks. Long-time watcher of Conlang Critic. Loving the new, diversified content so far. Watching a good analysis can be very satisfying, and this kind of "soft math" approach is incredibly accessible and engaging to nerds of many varieties. Appreciate the time and effort spent developing this.
    Most intrigued by the alternative basic units. Interesting implications for a conlang. What kind of alien viewpoint does it take to approach frequency as something more basic to measure than time? What does that do to the vocabulary? Tense and aspect?

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym soft math? This is
      a) Physics
      b) not soft at all but perfectly rigorous
      c) very representative of how shitty notation can get if left unchecked (and even if checked sometimes)

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At the bare minimum, I think we're looking at a viewpoint wherein the pitch of communication is vital to the information conveyed, yet time is almost irrelevant. Interestingly, this squares well with a group who considers the *speed of light* a useful way to measure speed. Sapient stars or even galaxies communicating across vast timescales and distances, perhaps communicating through radio waves, as that's where Middle C lies when turned from sound to light. Conveniently, middle C can be transposed upwards into higher and higher Cs, so "C" notes in general could be a way to transmit information up and down the light spectrum.
      Unfortunately, this falls apart a bit when we get to energy, since a galactic mind could not give less of a flare about a unit that even humans scale up by a thousand to measure food-energy. Still, it's a fun thing to think about!

    • @Amanda-C.
      @Amanda-C. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joda7697 Scare quotes because I was using an inexact term. It's perfectly rigorous (otherwise, I wouldn't even call it math, lol), but it only relies on concepts I would reasonably expect, say, a first-day college freshman to be very familiar with. (I might be over- or under-estimating the education level. Been a few weeks since I watched the vid.)

  • @king_noah_2692
    @king_noah_2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    7:22 HE’S LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT ME. I’m a musician that watches videos like this one to make myself feel smart in case you’re wondering.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watching things like this is a great way to become smart, so I hope it's working!

  • @artymis2459
    @artymis2459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i dont even know what to say because this entire video reminds me when im tired during physics class and feels like a fever dream

  • @disinterestedhomo6002
    @disinterestedhomo6002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i don't know how to end this video" video ends abruptly. This is my fav video ending of all time

  • @soren4818
    @soren4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I’m tired. All of this flew over my head.
    .
    I still enjoyed it though

  • @marks4982
    @marks4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As an amateur mathematician, physicist, and musician this made me laugh, cry and die inside. I couldn’t laugh and cry loudly cause people were working

    • @FireyDeath4
      @FireyDeath4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ask for 15 minutes off work for everybody so they can spend 12 minutes watching this video and 3 minutes recovering from it :P

  • @hojanson7331
    @hojanson7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    British: It’s about 80 kilometres from here.
    American: It’s about 50 miles from here.
    jan Misali: It’s about dozen two and eight nif foursy unexianths times the speed of light over middle C from here.

  • @iamthinking2252_
    @iamthinking2252_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:38 is surprisingly useful - helps link acceleration from gravity and force from gravity (either of which I guess helps with terminal velocity or just some physics problems)

  • @Green0Photon
    @Green0Photon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    At first I was skeptical, but now I can't stop giggling.

  • @plantelo
    @plantelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As someone who really likes physics, this was the most fun I've had in a long while.

  • @broski5767
    @broski5767 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The calorie per speed of light squared is the most ridiculous sounding unit I’ve ever heard in my life and the fact that it measures mass is infinitely funnier

  • @newtonlkh
    @newtonlkh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    your joke got my first grin at 8:30 when you said "one Middle C Calorie"
    and thanks for crafting the excellent ending to this video.

  • @temimisu
    @temimisu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    okay, not even a minute in and im already extremely interested

  • @vincentgrange5012
    @vincentgrange5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Using the Coulomb instead of the Ampere for the electricity related units make your system a more logical system than the SI.

    • @wybo2
      @wybo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You cant measure coulombs directly though.
      Every electrician and even people that dabble in elektricity have a multimeter that can measure voltage and amperes (and ohms and often farads).
      I am not aware of any device that is used to measure charge. I guess you could have a resistor with a voltmeter across and a microcontroller that can calculate the charge on a capacitor based on the rate of discharge...

    • @pravinrao3669
      @pravinrao3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wybo2 just measure force between two charges. I guess having a unit charge like how we have a unit kg is hard.(cause kg doesn't disappear and leak to the surroundings) If we had unit charge then we could just measure the force. Like people go with 0.001 columbs of charge and measure force

    • @johnrubensaragi4125
      @johnrubensaragi4125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wybo2 Yes we can, because scientists are able to measure a charge of one electron with particles of oils.

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@wybo2 And you measure watt-hours instead of joules or kg/m^2s^2.

  • @daelo9950
    @daelo9950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never knew a joke could last 12 minutes

  • @IrvingIV
    @IrvingIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I listen to this video, I chuckle just a bit.