Once I was tearing up my desk and going through my pocketbook looking for my glasses when I went to a co-workers office and asked her if she had seen my glasses and she said "you are wearing them." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just turned 70. Old age IS NOT for the weak! Lived longer than my father, who drank and smoked. Guess I did do something' right! Luckily, my life still has my wife of 46 years tagging along!
That's pretty cool to hear that some people are still married these days. I just turned 30 and I dont know anyone my age that's married. You guys are awesome!
May GOD continue to bless you for many more years of happy and healthy life with your wife and other loved ones.. Laughter and low/no stress lifestyle is another key component for longevity. Keep watching comedy Sir.
Grew up in the sixties, married in the seventies. Seems like it was just yesterday, but again, it was another world. No computers, no cell phones, no cable tv, life just floated by. Now everything has changed, getting older physically is bad, but losing the people you loved is the worst.
My dad was driving to my house with my mom and youngest sister and they stopped at the grocery store for soda. My dad parked the car and ran in. He came out and couldn't find the car. He went back inside the store and had them call 911 because he left his phone in the car. He told them he was sure that my mom and sister wouldn't've left without him. They must've been kidnapped. He went back out of the store to take a breath and wait for the cops and saw my sister coming to check on him. He forgot he was driving my mom's car, he was looking for his SUV. 🤦♀️
You guy’s made me CRY from laughter!!!! Now, finally l find my people! It’s funny when I text people, I still write the way I did when I learned how to write letters and essays, with proper writing because if I give into the younger generation way of writing, they will never think that is supposed to be like that. I am worried that even I might forget how to spell properly myself if I don’t keep writing the word “okay” instead of “ok.”
When he talked about dropping something and you just look at it for a moment. I have honestly done that and thought maybe i can get someone else to pick it up lol
I’m 42, I think I qualify to comment 😂😂😂I started picking it up with my feet, I’ve even considered buying a grab stick so I don’t have to roll all the way over in bed and grab stuff off the night stand.
Great stuff. Kudos to the "set decorator" at DryBar for all the great, detailed backgrounds. No "brick wall" paper, just an interesting variety of backdrops. Thanks, we notice.
Sitting in the barber's chair, haircuts almost done, and the stylist cuts the eyebrows down. I thought it was weird cause they usually ask first. Then she also trimmed the ears and in that moment I knew I was officially a grownup. Not buying a car, not getting a house, not getting married, not even having a kid. It was the unasked for, but needed, ear trim.
When I was 8 year's old I heard this poem and since everyone around me who heard it laughed and laughed I memorized it.. I didn't have a clue what it meant yet All I knew was that it made people laugh. So, I thought I would would share it with my Mom, and she laughed, yet told me I was NOT TO GO AROUND REPEATING IT. Anyway, I didn't listen and she heard me repeating it and SO later after dinner my Mom had me sit down by my Dad and she said : I instructed her not to repeat this poem she is going to recite to you. So I repeated : 😁 Untitled Now that you are old and feeble your pilot light has gone out. What use to be your sex appeal is now your water spout. It sure use to embarrass you to make the thing behave when every single morning it would stand up and watch you shave, BUT now that you have grown OLD it sure give's you the BLUES as it hangs down your leg and WATCHES YOU TIE YOUR SHOE. He didn't laugh, right then. He did tell me that a lady doesn't recite such poetry in mixed company and until I understood what I was reciting I was not to repeat it. Not until after I got married and had children. 😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂🤣 I am 66 year's old now
Yup right around minute 1:00 I realize I know that guy! My husband actually grunts when he steers the car! And it's one of those modern ones with power steering! Hilarious!
I think party line phones were the first Facebook. Remember going outside to turn the tv antenna? Or manually rolling the car windows down? Black and white television? I still remember my grandmother saying “they told us they were going to make planes that could outrun their own sound, and we didn’t believe them.” Anyone remember sonic booms? Or those huge stereo cabinets that took up the whole wall? Prank calls were always fun to do...you couldn’t be identified!
My uncle & aunt had the best one of those “stereo cabinets” I ever saw, with the tv and the turntable and speakers all built in. The thing must have weighed as much as a grand piano!!
Prank calls 👍 Well, at least weve got *67 to supress caller ID. Im not quite as old as most people here. But yeah, prank calls were fun for a kid in the 70s. Remember the ringback? My sister & I drove our Mom NUTS with that. When she began thinking some sick stranger might be watching the house we had to stop. And its corny now, but one of my friends in the neighborhood called every sporting goods store he could find in the Yellow Pages, & asked them all the same question: "Do you inflate your own balls?!" 😆😆😆
Yep. I am THAT age, too. Glad to hear this collection and realize I'm not alone in my old age weirdness. Waking up with injuries: Once I woke up with a dislocated shoulder. How's that even possible? Losing my car in the parking lot: My wife and I had identical cars, just different colors. Hers was a light blue and mine was red. My car went into the shop, so I drove my wife's car to work. At the end of my work day I wandered around. Someone pulls up to ask if I need help. I pointed right at my wife's car and said, "It looks exactly like that one, only it's red."
@Lance Your shoulder can pop out if there's already a weakness there. I had it happen to me after I displaced my shoulder trying to get out of a hold in a self-defense class. I was susceptible to it popping out for quite a while because the ligaments were stretched.
@@mumvictoria2757 That makes a lot of sense. However, my waking up with a dislocated shoulder was the first dislocated joint I'd ever had in my life, and it never happened again. And I'm certain it was dislocated. My chiropractor put it back into joint. Maybe ligaments get a tad stretchy when you age?
Kristi Collett Lucky you for being able to get off the floor.... I am now at the point of having to crawl to something to help me! 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 but I still get up! 😂
Once, I was training security personnel for the Navy. I was 55, retired from the police department already. The training involved a demonstration that included a sprint from a dead start. The volunteer waited for me to run towards him to start the exercise. I was twenty-one feet away when I exploded from my start position. The first step ruptured my Achilles’ tendon. The exercise was successful in demonstrating what was needed, but I learned from that time onward that one should never run faster than your age.
@Me Smith makes me think of all the sailors that came before and after and shared the same privileged spot. A special breed, indeed, that no one else can claim.
Old age creeps up on you. Before you know it your sitting in an senior citizens home. It goes by fast folks. Dont sweat the small stuff because its all small stuff. 😉
Me Smith Oh goodness gracious sakes alive.... I do so understand what you are saying. Males and females may be different but getting old is an equalizer! 😂😢😂😢😂
One minute, you're chasing your kids around the house... Later, you're looking for your favorite chair, sit down to realize you forgot your drink. You ponder what you were drinking, you fall asleep. You wake up complaining of people in your house, finally figuring out your grown family wishing a happy birthday.
You know you are old when your coffee table has all your medications waiting for you to put in your weekly pill container. You look down and you havent thrown away your AARP mail, your blood pressure moniter is there and you need to wear your eyeglasses on at all times. You look like your mom or dad and you make unwanted noises. You make your list for what you need to get done then when your done you need to take a nap. You wake up and your stiff as you go to use the toilet your bones crack. You know your old when you forgot what day it is too often and the fact that you do not care anymore.
women are officially old when they have to reverse the order of their chest and waist msmts (waist-chest-hips); for men i reckon it's when everything gets stiff except the one part thats supposed to lol
I totally remember that lock thing, now that you mention it! Or to at least attempt to reach the keys in the ignition if the windows are cracked open! It’s funny how we don’t have to worry about locking ourselves out if we have to use the ‘button’ on the key to lock the car. When I first got a touch screen phone, my daughter asked me how I am liking it, and I said that I feel like Jimmy Neutron! Of course, back in my day it was the Jetson’s. 🚀
Every morning I take six different pills. If I next do some things out of order during my day, I will return later and not remember if I took my pills or not. My dilemma is : I don't want to take a double dose of pills, but I don't want to skip my pills either. I always assume that I did take them. I am still alive at age 68.
I've only lost my car once. I did get into the wrong car once -- I thought why won't my key work. Good thing my key didn't work or I would have accidentally stolen a car.
*@ghogue61* 😆😆 I can relate. A friend with a white Chevy pickup pulled up to a convenience store & parked in front of it so I could run in & buy a drink. I got out, & while I was inside the store an IDENTICAL white Chevy parked right next to my friend. I walked out of the store, hopped into the passenger seat to find some woman Id never met sitting in the drivers seat. Mystified, when I said "Who are you?!" I saw my friend & his wife waving at us through the driver's side window. That story STILL occasionally circulates through our church gravevine
I’ve gotten into the wrong car. It wasn’t even the same make and model but it was silver, I just got in the passenger seat and started talking, thought it was my daughter until the guy said “excuse me ma’am, do I know you”.
Once my toddler and I were visiting my dad at his home in the country. When we went for lunch at the Hi Neighbor Restaurant I asked the waitress for a phone book for my child to sit on. I was puzzled by the strange look she gave me until she returned with the phone book which was almost a half inch thick.
Jeremy Stig - My daughter too! And I noticed that all ages are having issues with keeping the head straight with forgetfulness and words coming out wrong. It helps all of us to relate, maybe to how busy life is that we cannot keep up with the speed of things and multiple amounts of distractions/responsibilities and so on!
I can relate. My Dad told me I was in worse shape than he is. He called me "a rambling wreck". He's not wrong. My boss' eyes got wide when my knee audibly popped one day when I walked past her desk. The only way I could keep walking was to limp the rest of the way.
I used to do it to be funny then when I was 40 I did it getting up in front of my mom. She asked if I was that old. I told her I don't no I can't remember if I'm joking or not 😢😢
I can so relate to what he is saying about noises. Just the other day, my 82 year old mother said to me after we sat down in the car, "Are you ok?" I said, "Yeah, mom. Why?" She said, well, you made a noise when you got into the car .. lol
I needed a good laugh this morning - this year has gone by way to fast - it seems like just last week I turned 76 - it was in July - 2 months ago WOW 🤓🤪
It's getting kinda' "OLD" Losing things that are by STILL in my hand (s) And tearing up the house that I just straightened up looking for whatever "I lost" today.
A friend once told me a story about when she called her daughter and her daughter said to her that she sounds distracted, and my friend fold her daughter (while talking on the phone) that she was looking around for her phone! Her daughter was like, “Mom! You are ON your phone talking to me!” Every time we would mention that story, we would crack up, it was so hilarious!!! 🤣
When I was 11, my father told me to run it for as long as I could; for the day would come when I wouldn't be able to run anymore. The very first time I ran and my knee popped, I had to stop and laugh. We adjust! Fast walking now.
Oh yeah,that is me I like "WTF" ?... ."what was that ? '... "really?...that was me ?" I say to myself (while in total disbelief as I am still 17 in my head) so I'm thinking...".nah, that couldn't have been me" Oooh,but it was......!
The young woman was hilarious! 🎉😂. Telling the 20 years olds, how they think they still matter 😮😂😂🎉🎉. What’s funny is old guys are really tough. When I was 56 I was run over by a 6,000 pound truck. Shattered my scapula, broke 9 ribs that punctured my lungs. Was skiing 8 months later. 😊
Robert Schwartz - This lady I used to work with, I told her my age and I am not young ( middle aged) , she said I am a “spring chicken.” Wow, I’ve never even heard that term before!
Lydia Waweru-Morgan - You just made me think of my mom saying that phrase, “Oy vey!” I haven’t heard that in a while . It’s funny when I hear someone say something I haven’t heard in a long time and it would make me miss being around English speaking people, since I used to work with a lot of Spanish speaking people. Now , I am around Americans, glad for that but I hope not to loose the little bit of Spanish that I have learned.
True story: Years ago my brother and his wife were shopping on Christmas Eve and got a lot of stuff and loaded into what they thought was their car ... in the parking lot... looked the same ... back in the day when they didn't lock cars...they couldn't start the car and realized they were in the wrong one... realized their mistake when their key wouldn't start it...
Yep, back when you made a collect call - say your name was recorded would you like to accept the charges - then figured out instead of saying your name, "hey we made it! " ...would you like to accept the charges from 'hey we made it' ? …no, and hang up, saved $$$
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Getting old sucks so much...thanks for helping me laugh about it.
Once I was tearing up my desk and going through my pocketbook looking for my glasses when I went to a co-workers office and asked her if she had seen my glasses and she said "you are wearing them." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂
Pocketbook hahaha 🤣 That is what my Grandma called her purse! I'm 46!
Literally had my flashlight on my phone on trying to search for my phone lmaooooo
Oh no!
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Just turned 70. Old age IS NOT for the weak! Lived longer than my father, who drank and smoked. Guess I did do something' right! Luckily, my life still has my wife of 46 years tagging along!
Me too in May. The same woman since 1967. I was 19 and she was 17 and a half.
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That's pretty cool to hear that some people are still married these days. I just turned 30 and I dont know anyone my age that's married. You guys are awesome!
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May GOD continue to bless you for many more years of happy and healthy life with your wife and other loved ones..
Laughter and low/no stress lifestyle is another key component for longevity.
Keep watching comedy Sir.
I'm 60...a couple of years ago I was 25...
Paul Williams
So true! 😢🥴😂🥴😢
Dam....
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55 still 5
Me Too! How'd that happen? 🤔
Grew up in the sixties, married in the seventies. Seems like it was just yesterday, but again, it was another world. No computers, no cell phones, no cable tv, life just floated by. Now everything has changed, getting older physically is bad, but losing the people you loved is the worst.
My dad was driving to my house with my mom and youngest sister and they stopped at the grocery store for soda. My dad parked the car and ran in. He came out and couldn't find the car. He went back inside the store and had them call 911 because he left his phone in the car. He told them he was sure that my mom and sister wouldn't've left without him. They must've been kidnapped. He went back out of the store to take a breath and wait for the cops and saw my sister coming to check on him. He forgot he was driving my mom's car, he was looking for his SUV. 🤦♀️
This is hilarious and cute
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That hurts. Hope the police were understanding......
Wow I love this! It's my family too 😂😂😂🤣😇😁😊👍
Omg that is hysterical but yet scary
You guy’s made me CRY from laughter!!!! Now, finally l find my people! It’s funny when I text people, I still write the way I did when I learned how to write letters and essays, with proper writing because if I give into the younger generation way of writing, they will never think that is supposed to be like that. I am worried that even I might forget how to spell properly myself if I don’t keep writing the word “okay” instead of “ok.”
Ha! Agreed 😅
I can relate 😊😄🤣
Punctuation is required by God, LOL!
Or even just k
It is so weird when you wake up one day and realise that you are the same age as old people.
Facts!
You should learn to spell
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🎉🏆🎉 - truth!
Omg yes! Or seeing a childhood actor in his 50's saying to yourself, Gosh he got old, and we're born the same year! Lbvs
When he talked about dropping something and you just look at it for a moment. I have honestly done that and thought maybe i can get someone else to pick it up lol
LOL right!
This is what kids and grand kids are for.. 😂
I make LOTS of noises picking stuff up off the floor! Bursitis in both hips... It takes awhile to limber up enough to get down there! 😅
When i drop the change at the store i look at it and if its a dime or a penny ill leave it . I do still get it if its a quarter.
I’m 42, I think I qualify to comment 😂😂😂I started picking it up with my feet, I’ve even considered buying a grab stick so I don’t have to roll all the way over in bed and grab stuff off the night stand.
Great stuff. Kudos to the "set decorator" at DryBar for all the great, detailed backgrounds. No "brick wall" paper, just an interesting variety of backdrops. Thanks, we notice.
The set crew are masters. So many sets to see and laughter to hear.
“If you can't be cheerful, be as cheerful as you can.” - LUCY MAUD MONTGOMERY
I'm 60 years old and that is the funniest comedians I've seen in a long time great video👍🤣🤣🤣🍻🍺 they hit the nail on the head LMAO
Have to warm up to make ice cream.... Ice cream injury.. 🤣🤣🤣
I knew that I’d reached middle age when the barber started trimming my eyebrows and the hair in my ears 👂.
Sitting in the barber's chair, haircuts almost done, and the stylist cuts the eyebrows down. I thought it was weird cause they usually ask first. Then she also trimmed the ears and in that moment I knew I was officially a grownup. Not buying a car, not getting a house, not getting married, not even having a kid. It was the unasked for, but needed, ear trim.
😂😂😂😂
When I was 8 year's old I heard this poem and since everyone around me who heard it laughed and laughed I memorized it..
I didn't have a clue what it meant yet All I knew was that it made people laugh.
So, I thought I would would share it with my Mom, and she laughed, yet told me I was NOT TO GO AROUND REPEATING IT.
Anyway, I didn't listen and she heard me repeating it and SO later after dinner my Mom had me sit down by my Dad and she said : I instructed her not to repeat this poem she is going to recite to you. So I repeated : 😁
Untitled
Now that you are old and feeble your pilot light has gone out.
What use to be your sex appeal is now your water spout.
It sure use to embarrass you to make the thing behave when every single morning it would stand up and watch you shave,
BUT
now that you have grown OLD it sure give's you the BLUES as it hangs down your leg and WATCHES YOU TIE YOUR SHOE.
He didn't laugh, right then. He did tell me that a lady doesn't recite such poetry in mixed company and until I understood what I was reciting I was not to repeat it. Not until after I got married and had children. 😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂🤣 I am 66 year's old now
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Thanks for remembering. I had a good lol.
Yup right around minute 1:00 I realize I know that guy! My husband actually grunts when he steers the car! And it's one of those modern ones with power steering! Hilarious!
I'd forgotten about the channel changer, the tape winder, the booster chair the book cover, antenna. Thanks for the memories.
I think party line phones were the first Facebook. Remember going outside to turn the tv antenna? Or manually rolling the car windows down? Black and white television? I still remember my grandmother saying “they told us they were going to make planes that could outrun their own sound, and we didn’t believe them.” Anyone remember sonic booms? Or those huge stereo cabinets that took up the whole wall? Prank calls were always fun to do...you couldn’t be identified!
I remember those days!
My uncle & aunt had the best one of those “stereo cabinets” I ever saw, with the tv and the turntable and speakers all built in. The thing must have weighed as much as a grand piano!!
Sonic Booms were THE BEST! 👍
Prank calls 👍 Well, at least weve got *67 to supress caller ID. Im not quite as old as most people here. But yeah, prank calls were fun for a kid in the 70s. Remember the ringback? My sister & I drove our Mom NUTS with that. When she began thinking some sick stranger might be watching the house we had to stop. And its corny now, but one of my friends in the neighborhood called every sporting goods store he could find in the Yellow Pages, & asked them all the same question: "Do you inflate your own balls?!" 😆😆😆
I miss them days the good old days what memories
Yep. I am THAT age, too. Glad to hear this collection and realize I'm not alone in my old age weirdness. Waking up with injuries: Once I woke up with a dislocated shoulder. How's that even possible? Losing my car in the parking lot: My wife and I had identical cars, just different colors. Hers was a light blue and mine was red. My car went into the shop, so I drove my wife's car to work. At the end of my work day I wandered around. Someone pulls up to ask if I need help. I pointed right at my wife's car and said, "It looks exactly like that one, only it's red."
Lance Kaz
OMG.... NOW THAT IS FUNNY.... YOU DID GREAT AT MAKING ME LAUGH AGAIN,
THANK YOU SIR!!! 🤗😗
@Lance Your shoulder can pop out if there's already a weakness there. I had it happen to me after I displaced my shoulder trying to get out of a hold in a self-defense class. I was susceptible to it popping out for quite a while because the ligaments were stretched.
@@mumvictoria2757 That makes a lot of sense. However, my waking up with a dislocated shoulder was the first dislocated joint I'd ever had in my life, and it never happened again. And I'm certain it was dislocated. My chiropractor put it back into joint. Maybe ligaments get a tad stretchy when you age?
Ross Bennett. The two noises! Oh, I so relate. I even do it at work and try so hard not to, but they just come out! Dammit.
I am THAT age! LoL especially getting up from my chair or off the floor... or reaching something! LMAO
I don’t like how your talking about how old you are but say lmao😂😂
You can still get down on the floor? With or without falling? Lol
@@James-rr8uc , dude ya can laugh or cry about it. The pains are still the same.
Kristi Collett
Lucky you for being able to get off the floor.... I am now at the point of having to crawl to something to help me!
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 but I still get up! 😂
Sometimes it's me falling... others, well, it's a struggle for sure
Once, I was training security personnel for the Navy. I was 55, retired from the police department already. The training involved a demonstration that included a sprint from a dead start. The volunteer waited for me to run towards him to start the exercise. I was twenty-one feet away when I exploded from my start position. The first step ruptured my Achilles’ tendon. The exercise was successful in demonstrating what was needed, but I learned from that time onward that one should never run faster than your age.
Negative. Still in the PD on the motorcycle detail. Navy contract security was ‘07.
@Me Smith She's alive and well at Ford Island. Still her majestic self.
@Me Smith makes me think of all the sailors that came before and after and shared the same privileged spot. A special breed, indeed, that no one else can claim.
Old age creeps up on you. Before you know it your sitting in an senior citizens home. It goes by fast folks. Dont sweat the small stuff because its all small stuff. 😉
Me Smith
Oh goodness gracious sakes alive.... I do so understand what you are saying.
Males and females may be different but getting old is an equalizer! 😂😢😂😢😂
At this point ,Id enjoy the company.
One minute, you're chasing your kids around the house...
Later, you're looking for your favorite chair, sit down to realize you forgot your drink. You ponder what you were drinking, you fall asleep. You wake up complaining of people in your house, finally figuring out your grown family wishing a happy birthday.
These guys were all awesome!
You know you are old when your coffee table has all your medications waiting for you to put in your weekly pill container. You look down and you havent thrown away your AARP mail, your blood pressure moniter is there and you need to wear your eyeglasses on at all times. You look like your mom or dad and you make unwanted noises. You make your list for what you need to get done then when your done you need to take a nap. You wake up and your stiff as you go to use the toilet your bones crack. You know your old when you forgot what day it is too often and the fact that you do not care anymore.
women are officially old when they have to reverse the order of their chest and waist msmts (waist-chest-hips); for men i reckon it's when everything gets stiff except the one part thats supposed to lol
pro tip : you can watch movies on Flixzone. Been using them for watching a lot of movies recently.
@Jared Bronson Definitely, been using Flixzone for since december myself :D
Hey, stop talking about me! 😴
THANKS FOR THE POSTS, MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH, GOD BLESS AND STAY SAFE
OLD JOKES SOUNDS FUNNIER COMING FROM OLDER PEOPLE,WE DO IT BETTER,WHEN YOUNG PEOPLE TELL OLD JOKES I JUST SAY KEEP LIVING! 😅
SO TRUE
Same, when the blonde girl was doing her bit, I was thinking “give it time, you ain’t seen nothing yet”.
*Oh, Kevin J was Hilarious! Thanks so much for including him!
The first comedian Ross is a living Mort Goldman
Getting old is horrible, i hate it so much. I guess the alternative is dying so i should be grateful
My grandmother refused to wear her hearing aids anymore in her eighties because she said " I've already heard everything"
The hanger is actually a hot dog skewer. Or a car door lock opener.
Back scratcher, lock pick, I can't remember all of them. I getting OLD.🤔😂🤣
I totally remember that lock thing, now that you mention it! Or to at least attempt to reach the keys in the ignition if the windows are cracked open! It’s funny how we don’t have to worry about locking ourselves out if we have to use the ‘button’ on the key to lock the car. When I first got a touch screen phone, my daughter asked me how I am liking it, and I said that I feel like Jimmy Neutron! Of course, back in my day it was the Jetson’s. 🚀
The prop comic at the end was on point with the old school references. Hilarious.
I am at the age too! Love your act
They all were very good, enjoyed each one of the comedians.... 😂.. LOL
Getting my days mixed up. Couldn't remember if I already ate a peanut butter san or if that was yesterday.
Every morning I take six different pills. If I next do some things out of order during my day, I will return later and not remember if I took my pills or not. My dilemma is : I don't want to take a double dose of pills, but I don't want to skip my pills either. I always assume that I did take them. I am still alive at age 68.
He needs to star in a comedy show!
🤣 This is GREAT for Seniors! TY!!!
I've only lost my car once. I did get into the wrong car once -- I thought why won't my key work. Good thing my key didn't work or I would have accidentally stolen a car.
ghogue61 - Been there, done that! 🤣🤣
*@ghogue61* 😆😆 I can relate. A friend with a white Chevy pickup pulled up to a convenience store & parked in front of it so I could run in & buy a drink. I got out, & while I was inside the store an IDENTICAL white Chevy parked right next to my friend. I walked out of the store, hopped into the passenger seat to find some woman Id never met sitting in the drivers seat. Mystified, when I said "Who are you?!" I saw my friend & his wife waving at us through the driver's side window. That story STILL occasionally circulates through our church gravevine
I’ve gotten into the wrong car.
It wasn’t even the same make and model but it was silver, I just got in the passenger seat and started talking, thought it was my daughter until the guy said “excuse me ma’am, do I know you”.
Yep, yep, ... Yep that too, lol
I forgot how old I was last week. I had to ask my old folks. They responded: son, look at the calendar.
He looks like my abstract algebra professor.
Looks a little like my freshman Chem prof now that you mention it!!
Once my toddler and I were visiting my dad at his home in the country. When we went for lunch at the Hi Neighbor Restaurant I asked the waitress for a phone book for my child
to sit on. I was puzzled by the strange look she gave me until she returned with the phone book which was almost a half inch thick.
I make these noises and im 21. My dad was already concerned about it haha.
Jeremy Stig - My daughter too! And I noticed that all ages are having issues with keeping the head straight with forgetfulness and words coming out wrong. It helps all of us to relate, maybe to how busy life is that we cannot keep up with the speed of things and multiple amounts of distractions/responsibilities and so on!
I can relate. My Dad told me I was in worse shape than he is. He called me "a rambling wreck".
He's not wrong.
My boss' eyes got wide when my knee audibly popped one day when I walked past her desk. The only way I could keep walking was to limp the rest of the way.
I used to do it to be funny then when I was 40 I did it getting up in front of my mom. She asked if I was that old. I told her I don't no I can't remember if I'm joking or not 😢😢
Too funny, because its so true!! Lol!!?😉😉😁
Oh man, this is great! 😄👍
Plate of olives 🤣
ffoorrdd4 - That was funny, but when it comes to Italian, make it easy and just pick Lasagna, right? It’s is the best! 🍴
The comedian quizzing about tools was very funny!!
l am british. l have had my radiators since the late eighties, l also have a thermostat to adust the heat, and yes l still open the windows sometimes.
I can so relate to what he is saying about noises. Just the other day, my 82 year old mother said to me after we sat down in the car, "Are you ok?" I said, "Yeah, mom. Why?" She said, well, you made a noise when you got into the car .. lol
I lost my child while I was shopping....I found her on my hip! 🤣
I needed a good laugh this morning - this year has gone by way to fast - it seems like just last week I turned 76 - it was in July - 2 months ago WOW 🤓🤪
First guy is GOLD.
PAPER BAG ALSO SOAKS UP GREASE FROM CHICKEN, FISH, FRIEZ, SHRIMP ETC; 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍SOUTH BATON ROUGE LOUISIANA 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️👍👍😂😂
The last guy was funny, I remember all of that
Love it. I've seen it before, but it's just as funny the 2nd time around.
It's getting kinda' "OLD" Losing things that are by STILL in my hand (s)
And tearing up the house that I just straightened up looking for whatever "I lost" today.
I also have actually lost something I was holding in my hand at the time.
A friend once told me a story about when she called her daughter and her daughter said to her that she sounds distracted, and my friend fold her daughter (while talking on the phone) that she was looking around for her phone! Her daughter was like, “Mom! You are ON your phone talking to me!” Every time we would mention that story, we would crack up, it was so hilarious!!! 🤣
That happened to me in my early 20s. Walking around the house going WHERE IS MY WALLET with my wallet *in my left hand* the entire time 😂😂😂
Thanks I needed that! Having lived it for year’s!
I can SO relate to the noises you make doing simple things!!
Women in my family tend to leave this life in their 50s or 60s. Im 32 and i look and feel 60 already. Hard life. I could write a self help book.
Lol I've been saying "I'm getting old in my young age" since I was 15
When I was 15 they called me "old man." Wasn't a problem, tho. Never had to pay someone to buy us alcohol.
I've been that age for a long time.
Sam CantorCan
Me too 😂🥴😂
Well I can totally relate ...
I’m 61 and I don’t have those problems. I hop out of bed like it’s time to watch Saturday cartoons and I usually stay up until til 3 a.m.
🤣😂👍they're funny 🤣🤣😂
Yeah, at my age if I don't have a pain somewhere I become concerned. :)
When I was 11, my father told me to run it for as long as I could; for the day would come when I wouldn't be able to run anymore.
The very first time I ran and my knee popped, I had to stop and laugh. We adjust! Fast walking now.
First guy reminded me of Prof. Irwin Corey😊
Without the glasses, he reminded me of Harpo Marx 😁👍
2:43 Rick Moranis Son.
So funny and true 😂
Oh yeah,that is me
I like "WTF" ?...
."what was that ? '...
"really?...that was me ?"
I say to myself (while in total disbelief as I am still 17 in my head) so I'm thinking...".nah, that couldn't have been me"
Oooh,but it was......!
This is a deathbed 😆
Ok, I'm a Dork. I won't buy a shirt if it doesn't have a pocket. 😅
When your favorite music is considered classics and your parents are golden oldies...
You are old.
All the comedians were very funny!😂😂😂
"It was never fun" spot on.
Life gets good at 40.
Christine Reardon - Getting wiser, is the part I like! And learning about life never stops!
I’m 42 and I definitely agree
I'm glad to be young now. Because I don't want to waste complaining about my age.
I'm at the age when i start to develop sleeping injuries.
I went to bed feeling fine but woke up with a sore neck and back.
I thought the nickel was for a scale, lol
I'm 44 & I get it already😂 so I sent it to my 63yr old mom. So funny she will send it along too. It'll be like Alpha Beta before long 🙆
All great, but I love (my old friend) Ross Bennett!
Really funny!!
At 71, been there done that. Bwahahaha
I was looking all over the counter for my coffee... It was in my hand.
And it was a brilliant thought!
Loosey Lavender is hilarious
I'm going to bet that there will be a collection of skits about Fitbit next.
At 20:00 that guy described me perfectly... Only problem is that I am 18 yikes
This collection is hellirious
Got back from lunch with my adult kids who lived in a weird neighborhood and arrived in surprise saying oh good, where is my car! I was driving it.
His poor dad .. lol 😂😂😂
Even worse is when you have trouble getting out of the passenger side of the car. Ugh!
The young woman was hilarious! 🎉😂. Telling the 20 years olds, how they think they still matter 😮😂😂🎉🎉. What’s funny is old guys are really tough. When I was 56 I was run over by a 6,000 pound truck. Shattered my scapula, broke 9 ribs that punctured my lungs. Was skiing 8 months later. 😊
Who is this kid of 65 talking about old age?
Robert Schwartz - This lady I used to work with, I told her my age and I am not young ( middle aged) , she said I am a “spring chicken.” Wow, I’ve never even heard that term before!
Too Funny!!
I say "Oy vey"... I'm a 30 something year old African woman. I say it all the time. Or "for the love of God" or "God bless!"
Lydia Waweru-Morgan - You just made me think of my mom saying that phrase, “Oy vey!” I haven’t heard that in a while . It’s funny when I hear someone say something I haven’t heard in a long time and it would make me miss being around English speaking people, since I used to work with a lot of Spanish speaking people. Now , I am around Americans, glad for that but I hope not to loose the little bit of Spanish that I have learned.
Brooklyn thermostsat. Good one!
True story:
Years ago my brother and his wife were shopping on Christmas Eve and got a lot of stuff and loaded into what they thought was their car ... in the parking lot... looked the same ... back in the day when they didn't lock cars...they couldn't start the car and realized they were in the wrong one... realized their mistake when their key wouldn't start it...
Yep, back when you made a collect call - say your name was recorded would you like to accept the charges - then figured out instead of saying your name, "hey we made it! " ...would you like to accept the charges from 'hey we made it' ? …no, and hang up, saved $$$