I was just saying this yesterday. I know people who are my age but look way older just because of their energy. THEY DON'T MOVE AROUND haha They are too lazy to even get up from the couch. It makes all the difference. It's muscle memory haha
@@mindedempath ...it might not necessarily be “laziness” that’s stopping someone from hitting the weights and cardio...it’s the mileage dude..not the model.Who can know what sort of damage is under someone’s hood.
@@cosmicman621 Bullsh*t and Jack Lalanne proved it! He also got Bob Barker to prove it by nagging the sh*t out of him in his 70's to start!! Start working out. And Bob Barker did! The human body us amazing! Start at any age it will be receptive
@@cosmicman621 I get it, it's a mindset. But at least get up from the couch! Like I am not kidding, I have friends that sit on the couch and just ask their kids to get the remote for them instead of getting up and walking two feet to get it themselves. I am not telling anyone to exercise if they can't but you gotta keep your body moving!
@@darwinwins the true self loathing will come when you buy a pair for yourself and grow to lurve them. It's either that or midlife crisis barbie going on a cruise with her fanny pack and crocs, and everything else she got on sale at the bin store. don't become a midlife crisis barbie. leave the kids at home, buy yourself some orthopedic slip-ons and go get your groove back.
"ILIZA" made me fucking piss myself of laughter at the whole "Gather around the snapchat children and let me tell you a story of the landline" bit. I fucking DIEDDDDD 🤣🤣
What a perspective to view your own end date. In terms of how many seasons you will be around to enjoy. That’s why I love comedy. Expressing any idea while making people view their point of view from an oblique angle rather than just from straight on and typical. Chappelle is amazing at doing that as well
Interesting optimist perspective. Pessimistic counterpoint: how many seasons without enjoyment can you go without deciding your own end date? Personally. I have maybe 1 more in me.
@@thagodwecreate5179 I’m sorry to hear that. Then I’m lead to believe, by your comment, that you’re up there in age? Sick? In any event, I hope your remaining days are filled with joy and happiness, friend
@@davidbarkley9447Reality is so funny. A good comedian can make you laugh at anything. Why dictators have always killed them. Have a wonderful day too! 💜💜💜
Just turned 35 and my husband is 42. NAPS ARE THE SHIT! “We gonna turn up today!” Is go out to a late lunch with some drinks, come home, nap, wake up, make dinner and hang out or watch a movie at home and it’s GLORIOUS 😂
discover the joys of pregnancy pillows, more so when you're not pregnant, go wild, get two of them, a U shaped pillow for each half of your body and don't share. Ten (nine) years later, start looking at toilet seat risers - your back will thank you... it will also become your traveling companion, so you never have to sit on a questionable bnb toilet again or you're willing to brave the great outdoors but your knees aren't going to let you pop a squat behind a bush or tree, every time you have to pee. Start planning out your pre-menopause gear, you're going to need to horde gear from cooling sheets, pillows and pajamas to other things.. also, things people never tell you - when your vision starts to go, it doesn't go gradually, one day you'll wake up and be screaming like Mary on Little House On The Prairie that you're blind... it just happens, keep some emergency readers in the house, 1.25 or 1.50 then just 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 glasses.. everyone is different, so no telling where you might land but those are typically workable for most, so, have a set for when the day comes, so, you don't have to squint down the road to the walgreens because you couldn't read your phone to get a lyft. between 35-50, male or female, you're entering into a stage that is as volatile as puberty. also, look up BMothePrince on here or tiktok, along with mrprofessor318 and therealslimsherri on tiktok. On YT, "Welcome to the club, Milllennials" by holdernessfamily
I loved this! I am sixty two years old. My partner is much younger and I keep a vintage piece on the side. Trust and believe, old people have lots of sex. I KNOW!!!!! 😳😳 We have really great sex and it is relaxed and funny. I swear I didn't know. Until I got here. Old people smoke a ton of weed also. Reliving those rebellious teenage years.
Just turned 35 and my husband is 42. NAPS ARE THE SHIT! “We gonna turn up today!” Is go out to a late lunch with some drinks, come home, nap, wake up, make dinner and hang out or watch a movie at home and it’s GLORIOUS
I knew I was getting old when everyone at work started looking like my kids friends. My manger said she didn’t know what grunge was, I almost cried. Damn millennials and genZ😂
@@mztweety1374 How can there be a new 'boomer' when this was attributed to a select range of people? Millennials will never be the 'new' GenX...that's heresy!!
Omg Eliza is on point! I wake up in the morning after 2 years of being married and I rub my husband’s back and shoulders, asking him, “how did you sleep babe?” Lmao
I've been married for 15 years and I don't think my husband has ever slept well. I gave up on trying to get him to see a doctor 8 years ago. Asking him to go didn't work and trying to trick him into seeing the doctor failed too. Now when he says he didn't sleep well, I don't even pretend to care. He sucks at sleep. I've realized there are things in life that just aren't going to happen. I will never be a size 8 again and my husband will never have a restful night's sleep.
@@jenerin905 omg! 15 yrs and he STILL won’t see a doctor?! So it’s pointless to keep pushing my husband to see a doctor? I’m gonna have to do this dance for the rest of my life lmao
He’s not sleeping well because he’s drinking alcohol and it’s draining his body his bones from all of its calcium and magnesium which causes restless Ness so stop drinking booze and stop eating sugar we’re depleting our bones of minerals that’s why we shrink Dr. Donna here she cracks me up her husband grew a tail lol
I have a pain med basket, a heating pad and three canes. I’ve had two surgeries this year and I’m not doing shit to mess up the doctors good work. I’ve got a good quarter million dollars worth of titanium in me and I ain’t going nowhere but to make some money.😂😂😂 middle age is great!
I'm 61, got a med basket under both sinks and two in the kitchen. Mom at 82 has stuff that will shame a pharmacy. And she ain't get rid of nothing...might need it.
My maternal grandmother Died just shy of her 101st birthday. The last decade of her life, she required full-time, around the clock care. She needed to be fed, changed, etc. She was essentially a 100 year old baby...entirely helpless. Witnessing that made me feel 😢 it may not be worth it to age in such a way.
They all have the same energy as Ben Barnes when he said "what happens at midnight? Ben doesn't know because he's gone home to sleep"😂 40 yr olds love their sleep and I respect them for that shit
It means that you will be well rested and will enjoy the ‘going out’ all the more. You’re prepared. Enjoy yourself. Time passes very quickly. Take care. ☘️🌝🌲
I do the same "report" with my husband, and she isn't lying about wish they would go to the Dr. to see why they sleep so poorly, cuz after 20 YEARS it's starting to effect ur sleep lol 😂😂😂
The tale of the land line reminded me of something when I was a teen I fould a cute antique phone that worked I used it til I left home I have as decorations on my dresser now my 9yr lil niece saw it in asked me why my phone has a curly key n wheel with numbers in it 😂I relized she was talking about the wire n dial then she ask me y the touch screen was missing how u get to the numbers to call someone 🤣she wanted to play with it I let her she was walking around with it pretending to talk to someone she ask me how I carry this heavy thing with me everywhere how big was ur purse in the 90s 🤣im lik i didn't I had to explain to her difference between a mobile phone and landline..I nearly peed myself when she ask how I keep from getting tangled in the springee Keychain string..
I can relate!😂😂😂 My sister, her husband, and their two kids came to spend Christmas and New Year's with me, my mother, and my two other sisters. My niece saw the landline telephone we still have in this house and asked what it was because she had never seen a landline phone before. 😂
Elder Millennials saw the decline of the Analog Age (wired tech) and the rise of the Digital one (smart tech and wireless connectivity); I.E. Phone booths, pay phones, fax machines, cassette players, CDs, VCR, land lines, floppy disks, messenger mail services, the birth of video games and the 56k dial up modem turn into all that of you see before you!
So.... Mr. Cole.... you are saying that I only have... 4 maybe 5 summers left??? I was laughing when you said if you are 50 you got 20 summers left... and then I got to thinking and Im not sure its funny anymore... 😁
When i was was 52 i found out that i was old. I knew I was old when I saw a 45ish year-old man I hadn't seen in two years who upon seeing me said, "Oh, you're not as old as I thought you were". I don't know why he said it because he was called to check my mom's utilities. I have often found that men think just because they are a few years younger than a woman so the man thinks the woman is old. Yet these same men will date a woman that is 22 years younger ( If they have the money to support/entertain them). One of these days i'm going to stop by this guy's place of work with a young woman and have her say, "'Oh, you're older than I thought". 😁
That is so true! In my mid-thirties I went on a date with a guy in his early thirties who thought I was in my early 20’s (I realized later). When I told him my age, he said he needed to date someone “closer to his own age.” He literally said that to me! And I thought, he had no problem wanting to date me when he thought I was in my early twenties, with him being in his early thirties, but when he found out I was a few years older than him, then to him I was too old for him to date! This a true story.
I was slick enough to split my sleep when I went clubbing. I came home from work, napped 4 hours, showered and dressed then went out until 5:00 AM, catching the other vital 4 in the morning. Having a 10:00 - 6:00 schedule made hanging out very easy. I learned this right after college.
I’m 60. All I know is that as I age, the LESS I can sleep at night….. it began with my first pregnancy AT ABOUT THE 6 month mark- and it’s been sleep deprivation ever since. SENSELESS WORRY has sufficiently conquered my circadian rhythm! So from that point on- a good night’s sleep is the HOLY GRAIL! While I’m wound up like propeller; all long, I’m up and down, my husband never wakes up through all my thrashing around, I think to myself Damn! How does he do that??? And I can’t just find a comfortable position to drift off to dreamland, in??? I’m tossing and turning all night, until… finally at that magic hour - it happens!! Like clockwork- at 6:00 am, I’m finally sound asleep ….until 6:15am- when my phone’s alarm goes off, I’m so pissed! I gotta go to work! Drag my sorry butt outta bed, and to the kitchen, bumping into the walls in my hallway because I can’t keep my sorry eyes open, to get the mighty elixir- a shot of espresso and my morning Joe! And there’s my dear husband, bright eyed and bushy tailed, all spiffed up and ready to roll, sipping his coffee, wanting some breakfast. While I’m a zombie with a bad “tude”. He slept like a baby! Never even noticed me thrashing around trying to just get some PRECIOUS SLEEP! I’m cranky- I ask him “hon, how about you make breakfast?? He hands me a container of yogurt, says “I’ll grab breakfast on my way”, with a quick peck on my forehead, he practically skips out the door. NOT FAIR!🥱😴💤
Ill say one thing about aging. The less you move the older you feel when you do. KEEP MOVING it makes all the difference.
I was just saying this yesterday. I know people who are my age but look way older just because of their energy. THEY DON'T MOVE AROUND haha They are too lazy to even get up from the couch. It makes all the difference. It's muscle memory haha
@@mindedempath ...it might not necessarily be “laziness” that’s stopping someone from hitting the weights and cardio...it’s the mileage dude..not the model.Who can know what sort of damage is under someone’s hood.
@@cosmicman621 Bullsh*t and Jack Lalanne proved it! He also got Bob Barker to prove it by nagging the sh*t out of him in his 70's to start!! Start working out. And Bob Barker did!
The human body us amazing! Start at any age it will be receptive
@@cosmicman621 I get it, it's a mindset. But at least get up from the couch! Like I am not kidding, I have friends that sit on the couch and just ask their kids to get the remote for them instead of getting up and walking two feet to get it themselves. I am not telling anyone to exercise if they can't but you gotta keep your body moving!
@@mindedempath YES. Even basic walking helps immensely.
"you're either really fat, kinda fat or trying not to be fat" 🤣
LOL, true~
Put me in the not to be fat category... and doing a damn good job...except I only have 29 summers left...bummer, I guess I'll start getting fat...lol.
“I remember when Sketchers were invented!” That hit hard 😂
What is q sketcher
Skechers. Without the T. i saw ads for them last year and realized that there's no T in there. and that there never was. i hate it.
@@darwinwins the true self loathing will come when you buy a pair for yourself and grow to lurve them. It's either that or midlife crisis barbie going on a cruise with her fanny pack and crocs, and everything else she got on sale at the bin store. don't become a midlife crisis barbie. leave the kids at home, buy yourself some orthopedic slip-ons and go get your groove back.
I am almost 54. Solid Gen X. No clue how many summers I have left. But I plan to quietly enjoy the time I have left.
It’s funny that the older you are, the more you enjoy a good sit😀
I read that wrong.
Deon Cole is a master.🤌🏾
He stinks.
yo! hella yes
And a total dilf.
No comparison to Papa
"ILIZA" made me fucking piss myself of laughter at the whole "Gather around the snapchat children and let me tell you a story of the landline" bit. I fucking DIEDDDDD 🤣🤣
What a perspective to view your own end date. In terms of how many seasons you will be around to enjoy. That’s why I love comedy. Expressing any idea while making people view their point of view from an oblique angle rather than just from straight on and typical. Chappelle is amazing at doing that as well
Interesting optimist perspective. Pessimistic counterpoint: how many seasons without enjoyment can you go without deciding your own end date? Personally. I have maybe 1 more in me.
@@thagodwecreate5179 I’m sorry to hear that. Then I’m lead to believe, by your comment, that you’re up there in age? Sick? In any event, I hope your remaining days are filled with joy and happiness, friend
That Jenifer Lewis joke had me spit all my coffee. 😂😂😂😂 I betchu she really did twirl away🩰💃🏾
Listen or read her memoir. It’s awesome!!
If you see a person over 40 out past 9pm, just know that person had an afternoon nap for at least 2 hours.
Not us nightowls!!
Or, either still working, or just got off shift. Probably not partying.
Not true!
@newinhaven Depends on the woman...menopause and perimenopause can cause major exhaustion.
I definitely would need one....
"I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I GET OLDER"
WAS THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER SAID🙄 😂
I am loving 80.
I'm no longer a liability in these streets. 😂 Lol
Underrated.🤣
They don't want us to laugh ya'll. It's healthy and healing.
Protect ALL of our comedians.
I know right I love comedy any kind I am a 59 year old white guy there are some incredibly funny jokes about people like me have a wonderful day
100%
Who is "they"? 🤔😂
@@danusdragonfly6640 Whom ever you want them to be. Have a nice day? ❤
@@davidbarkley9447Reality is so funny. A good comedian can make you laugh at anything. Why dictators have always killed them. Have a wonderful day too! 💜💜💜
Going out naps are so good, I keep sleeping and don't go out.
The going out naps in your 40's is so true
Just turned 35 and my husband is 42. NAPS ARE THE SHIT! “We gonna turn up today!” Is go out to a late lunch with some drinks, come home, nap, wake up, make dinner and hang out or watch a movie at home and it’s GLORIOUS 😂
This is the life ❤😂
A nap???? Im for it with my wife every time and...... we love it!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
I'm 40 and I do love naps when I'm not mainline massive doses of cocaine.
I do the same! And it is glorious!!!!😂
discover the joys of pregnancy pillows, more so when you're not pregnant, go wild, get two of them, a U shaped pillow for each half of your body and don't share. Ten (nine) years later, start looking at toilet seat risers - your back will thank you... it will also become your traveling companion, so you never have to sit on a questionable bnb toilet again or you're willing to brave the great outdoors but your knees aren't going to let you pop a squat behind a bush or tree, every time you have to pee. Start planning out your pre-menopause gear, you're going to need to horde gear from cooling sheets, pillows and pajamas to other things.. also, things people never tell you - when your vision starts to go, it doesn't go gradually, one day you'll wake up and be screaming like Mary on Little House On The Prairie that you're blind... it just happens, keep some emergency readers in the house, 1.25 or 1.50 then just 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 glasses.. everyone is different, so no telling where you might land but those are typically workable for most, so, have a set for when the day comes, so, you don't have to squint down the road to the walgreens because you couldn't read your phone to get a lyft. between 35-50, male or female, you're entering into a stage that is as volatile as puberty. also, look up BMothePrince on here or tiktok, along with mrprofessor318 and therealslimsherri on tiktok. On YT, "Welcome to the club, Milllennials" by holdernessfamily
This was great! Aging isn’t bad at all. Barbara Walters was 93 when she died…she’s looked 65 for almost 30 years, I had no idea 😂
Money and plastic surgery! Got love it, what a loss….RIP
´It’s like you’re your own pet! » I died’
U got 30 Summers Left😂😂😂😂. Let me get my life together
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I’m 50! Lmao
Right!😂
It is scary true that you can actually count them down. I never noticed until now.
30 summers!!?? Lmfao. Maybe 5
Im 50 and this had me in tears laughing so hard. It reminds me also that we are unique yet similar in some ways....
I just spit out my tea at “ointment drawer”!!!😂😂
Me too!
Omg! I basically have one😮I’m only 41, when did this happen?!!
😂😂😂
I have a pain kit and I have a menopause kit… I put them together myself. I really should start marketing them.
I keep me a nice vintage piece around” 😅
I loved this! I am sixty two years old. My partner is much younger and I keep a vintage piece on the side. Trust and believe, old people have lots of sex. I KNOW!!!!! 😳😳
We have really great sex and it is relaxed and funny.
I swear I didn't know.
Until I got here. Old people smoke a ton of weed also.
Reliving those rebellious teenage years.
Just turned 35 and my husband is 42. NAPS ARE THE SHIT! “We gonna turn up today!” Is go out to a late lunch with some drinks, come home, nap, wake up, make dinner and hang out or watch a movie at home and it’s GLORIOUS
LMAO you're kids! 🙏🙏🙏
I'm 41 and my wife is 35 and we are the same😂
I knew I was getting old when everyone at work started looking like my kids friends. My manger said she didn’t know what grunge was, I almost cried. Damn millennials and genZ😂
Didn't know what grunge was?? That hurts.
So if you’re gen z and you are getting old . I am gen x what are you saying ?
@@Deedraa I’m Gen X and we are the new boomers and millennials are the new GenX so…🤷🏾♀️
@@mztweety1374 How can there be a new 'boomer' when this was attributed to a select range of people? Millennials will never be the 'new' GenX...that's heresy!!
@@Deedraa Right? They're not even 30 and they're thinking that. How perspective changes over time.
20 summers left! Deon Cole speaking the truth!
Jennifer Lewis is!
And that's god willing
That hit home for me!
I'm 64 so I have 6 summers left?
@@stephaniechenault9169or 24, God willing.
Iliza Schlesinger is hilarious, landlines and sidekick phones were crazy. 🤣🤣
And the tape deck
I miss going to comedy cubs!
Omg Eliza is on point! I wake up in the morning after 2 years of being married and I rub my husband’s back and shoulders, asking him, “how did you sleep babe?” Lmao
I've been married for 15 years and I don't think my husband has ever slept well. I gave up on trying to get him to see a doctor 8 years ago. Asking him to go didn't work and trying to trick him into seeing the doctor failed too. Now when he says he didn't sleep well, I don't even pretend to care. He sucks at sleep. I've realized there are things in life that just aren't going to happen. I will never be a size 8 again and my husband will never have a restful night's sleep.
@@jenerin905 omg! 15 yrs and he STILL won’t see a doctor?! So it’s pointless to keep pushing my husband to see a doctor? I’m gonna have to do this dance for the rest of my life lmao
Husband's super lucky you deserve the best
He’s not sleeping well because he’s drinking alcohol and it’s draining his body his bones from all of its calcium and magnesium which causes restless Ness so stop drinking booze and stop eating sugar we’re depleting our bones of minerals that’s why we shrink Dr. Donna here she cracks me up her husband grew a tail lol
Tom Papa has some real George Carlin energy in this bit
Lmfao Deon said an ointment drawer 😂😂😂 idk why the valet jog speed is funny to me 😂
I have a pain med basket, a heating pad and three canes. I’ve had two surgeries this year and I’m not doing shit to mess up the doctors good work. I’ve got a good quarter million dollars worth of titanium in me and I ain’t going nowhere but to make some money.😂😂😂 middle age is great!
@@mztweety1374 with that type of medical work you have to keep the good stuff on deck 😂
I'm 61, got a med basket under both sinks and two in the kitchen. Mom at 82 has stuff that will shame a pharmacy. And she ain't get rid of nothing...might need it.
@@emjohnson7207 lol who needs a pharmacy when y’all have everything 😆
Tom Papa out here just speaking truth.
I love um all! No matter what changes, comedians will still make us laff! And thats something i can always rely on!
A nice "Valet jog" also describes my experience on the treadmill. Haha
Deon is the best! They made stand up look easy but try it you’ll c it’s super hard
Being old is better than being dead…
It depends on how old.....and the nature of your health.
@@willieduffie4967
True!
My maternal grandmother Died just shy of her 101st birthday. The last decade of her life, she required full-time, around the clock care. She needed to be fed, changed, etc. She was essentially a 100 year old baby...entirely helpless. Witnessing that made me feel 😢 it may not be worth it to age in such a way.
Absolutely!
I know it doesn't happen to everyone but dementia is awful.
They all have the same energy as Ben Barnes when he said "what happens at midnight? Ben doesn't know because he's gone home to sleep"😂 40 yr olds love their sleep and I respect them for that shit
I’m about to be 18 and take “going out naps”.
Not sure what that says about me 😂
You're just trying to make us oldies feel better 😆
I was that person. It means u will be all prepared to be old before u even get there 😄
Heck, I take going out naps to stay in. Lol
It means that you will be well rested and will enjoy the ‘going out’ all the more. You’re prepared. Enjoy yourself. Time passes very quickly. Take care.
☘️🌝🌲
It says you're introverted, or still growing.
Deon is the best.
“On HERON”😂😂im calling it that for now on
Lol
We know it’s heroin, we just add emphasis how f**** up the junkies are off of it! So we would say “ look at that junkie off that heron” 😉
Lmao the oldest term in the book 😂😂😂😂😂 from waaayyyyyy Back Lmao
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You got 30 left.....
Blowin beer out my nose
You only have ten left.
I am 47, a mom of 4 boys, I don't feel old, don't look old... But I don't try to look young I am proud of my age! Loving life 🥂
When you so old you realize the two step and dip is all you got...lol
I do the same "report" with my husband, and she isn't lying about wish they would go to the Dr. to see why they sleep so poorly, cuz after 20 YEARS it's starting to effect ur sleep lol 😂😂😂
Unless it's really just physical, don't need a Dr. Just read The Holy Bible. Of course, even if it is physical, still read it. He still heals 😉🕊.
CPAP❗❗❗
Vintage piece 🤣
"Trying not to be fat" lmfao 😂
yes!!! We are all fat you're either really fat, kinda fat, or trying not to get fat either way fat is coming!! Bahahaha I love it!!
OMG 😂 Is his name Tom Papa! Guy is Hilarious! And Deon Cole cracked me up lol 🤣👍😁✌️
Eldermillenial 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who also born in 1983, I can confirm
Is that the guy from those Old Spice commercials? Those are my jam!
Old spice, yes and way more other things. ....
I love Terry Crews too!
The tale of the land line reminded me of something when I was a teen I fould a cute antique phone that worked I used it til I left home I have as decorations on my dresser now my 9yr lil niece saw it in asked me why my phone has a curly key n wheel with numbers in it 😂I relized she was talking about the wire n dial then she ask me y the touch screen was missing how u get to the numbers to call someone 🤣she wanted to play with it I let her she was walking around with it pretending to talk to someone she ask me how I carry this heavy thing with me everywhere how big was ur purse in the 90s 🤣im lik i didn't I had to explain to her difference between a mobile phone and landline..I nearly peed myself when she ask how I keep from getting tangled in the springee Keychain string..
I can relate!😂😂😂 My sister, her husband, and their two kids came to spend Christmas and New Year's with me, my mother, and my two other sisters. My niece saw the landline telephone we still have in this house and asked what it was because she had never seen a landline phone before. 😂
The going out naps had me 💀. That is me!!
Happy New year! Way to start 2023. Tom Papa speakin real life😂
I'm glad to finally be old enough to stop dudes tryin to get some 😂😂😂😂 Good Lord being gorgeous was exhausting 😂😂😂
Aging is the biggest practical joke that life will ever pull on you. But it gets easier when you're in on it.
Tom papa reminds me of phil hartman
YOU GOT 30 SUMMERS LEFT. LMAO...
Take a picture and spread it out 🤣🤣🤣
Deon killed it 😂😂😂
the older I get the funnier Tom Papa gets or i start to get it...
Yup
Shit the car insurance hit hard
Elder Millennials saw the decline of the Analog Age (wired tech) and the rise of the Digital one (smart tech and wireless connectivity); I.E. Phone booths, pay phones, fax machines, cassette players, CDs, VCR, land lines, floppy disks, messenger mail services, the birth of video games and the 56k dial up modem turn into all that of you see before you!
What you don't remember 7200 9600 14.4k modems? 56k was the last one top of the line. I was born in 85 and I remember this.
@@Peter-uo9km Oh I do but I wasn't going to list all of the tech (Example: I also didn't mention arcades nor public libraries not having PCs 😂)
So did the generation b4... I saw the first computers which were ginormous ..the ones in late 70s.
So.... Mr. Cole.... you are saying that I only have... 4 maybe 5 summers left???
I was laughing when you said if you are 50 you got 20 summers left... and then I got to thinking and Im not sure its funny anymore... 😁
Bro I barely found out about sebas he is so fuckin funny he got some of the craziest shit to say Foreal
Deon Cole at min 13:40 is comedy gold and 💯 % accurate
Just saw Deon at the Ontario Improv for the first time. Loved him…He was super hilarious 😂!
😂😂😂 I did take a nap in a movie theater once the usher came over and said do you know he's sleeping wife said yeah I can hear him🎉😂🎉😮🎉😅
“You got 30 summers left” if people understood this they would live their lives differently. I live like there is no time left.
6:21 "who, me? 🥺oooOOOOoOoOOoO.." cracks me up ever time 😭
Let me go live my best life! 😩🤣🤣😭
When i was was 52 i found out that i was old.
I knew I was old when I saw a 45ish year-old man I hadn't seen in two years who upon seeing me said, "Oh, you're not as old as I thought you were".
I don't know why he said it because he was called to check my mom's utilities.
I have often found that men think just because they are a few years younger than a woman so the man thinks the woman is old.
Yet these same men will date a woman that is 22 years younger ( If they have the money to support/entertain them).
One of these days i'm going to stop by this guy's place of work with a young woman and have her say, "'Oh, you're older than I thought". 😁
That is so true! In my mid-thirties I went on a date with a guy in his early thirties who thought I was in my early 20’s (I realized later). When I told him my age, he said he needed to date someone “closer to his own age.” He literally said that to me! And I thought, he had no problem wanting to date me when he thought I was in my early twenties, with him being in his early thirties, but when he found out I was a few years older than him, then to him I was too old for him to date!
This a true story.
It'd called s preturn up nap lol
I was slick enough to split my sleep when I went clubbing. I came home from work, napped 4 hours, showered and dressed then went out until 5:00 AM, catching the other vital 4 in the morning. Having a 10:00 - 6:00 schedule made hanging out very easy. I learned this right after college.
Ointment drawer 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😜😅🤣🤣🤣
I always forget I'm old then my body reminds me 😮 😅
I guess I'm old because I can relate😂
I’m 60. All I know is that as I age, the LESS I can sleep at night….. it began with my first pregnancy AT ABOUT THE 6 month mark- and it’s been sleep deprivation ever since. SENSELESS WORRY has sufficiently conquered my circadian rhythm! So from that point on- a good night’s sleep is the HOLY GRAIL! While I’m wound up like propeller; all long, I’m up and down, my husband never wakes up through all my thrashing around, I think to myself Damn! How does he do that??? And I can’t just find a comfortable position to drift off to dreamland, in??? I’m tossing and turning all night, until… finally at that magic hour - it happens!! Like clockwork- at 6:00 am, I’m finally sound asleep ….until 6:15am- when my phone’s alarm goes off, I’m so pissed! I gotta go to work! Drag my sorry butt outta bed, and to the kitchen, bumping into the walls in my hallway because I can’t keep my sorry eyes open, to get the mighty elixir- a shot of espresso and my morning Joe! And there’s my dear husband, bright eyed and bushy tailed, all spiffed up and ready to roll, sipping his coffee, wanting some breakfast. While I’m a zombie with a bad “tude”. He slept like a baby! Never even noticed me thrashing around trying to just get some PRECIOUS SLEEP! I’m cranky- I ask him “hon, how about you make breakfast?? He hands me a container of yogurt, says “I’ll grab breakfast on my way”, with a quick peck on my forehead, he practically skips out the door.
NOT FAIR!🥱😴💤
Yep. I could relate
Bih you crazy, get your head checked, so worried you can't sleep? That's crazy. Put your trust in your CREATOR ALLAH, and take your ass to sleep.
Quit sugar
Lady, you got a problem and you're not alone.
Your husband's sleep sounds healthy 💁♀️
Sebastian is so damn handsome. 😍
I've been taking "going out naps" since I was legal to go out 🤣 had to preppppp lol sheeiiiitttt
No matter how old you get, just make it look good. I used to say naps were for kids and old people. I'm older and loooove naps!💪🙏💛
The older I get the better I was!
I knew I was old when 2 guys got up and offered me their seats on a bus. Bastards.
Not going out naps - disco naps! 💃🏼🪩🕴🏼🕺🏻
The going-out nap is essential 😮
Lol I was talking about the sidekick cell phone today! I loved that thing!!
Good Grief their hysterical.
Who is the Black guy ? "Going out nap" 🤣😆🤣
Deon Cole
Well that puts everything into perspective now‼️💯👏🏻🇺🇸
LMAO 😂 I f-king love Nicole 😂❤
Me all the time Deon Cole can get it any day he wants
I feel the same way about Slash😂
I feel personally attacked 😂😭😭😭
Ointments! 😂
I love it. I know that woman.
I loved the last guy! Wow!
True talent is want we are seeing here.
iliza is the most attractive comic Ive ever seen (yes she's also damn funny)
Keep living you’ll get there Buddy
“I keep me a nice vintage piece around “
So very funny!
This was AWESOME. I 😂😆😂😆😂 MY ASS OFF! LITERALLY. LOL
Iliza is hilarious!
Nah old ladies are good LOL
Whenever someone asks me how I slept I say *_"LIKE GOD DURING THE HOLOCAUST!"_*
One of the best damn comments I ever read!
Spot on
God seems to be sleeping all day and night, with all the crimes happening around the world....
@nn bb Exactly but only Atheists have a plausible explanation.
@@jjhh375 if God intervened in every aspect of your life, you wouldn’t have free will.
I'M 74.....YOU GUYS ARE AMATUERS
You got FIVE summers left!
@@ApolloCDR 😅
@@ApolloCDR I will do my best to live it up🤭