All Headlines - Jay Leno 2000
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2018
- Sorry for the re-post but someone re-uploaded my original and monetized it. So, I wanted this to be the most recent version. I have never and will never make a penny off of any NBC, MLB etc. property.
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No matter what I fall asleep to I always wake up to this.
Yes! Why?
Brings up old memories 😂
Me too bud 😂
same here!
Same. Not sure why my TH-cam defaults to this but it’s funny to wake up to
Times were so much simpler and pleasant back then.
Back in the 1990s through mid-2000s?
I remember as a kid growing up in that time when adults said society was the worst its ever been.
They claimed life was better before 1993.
@@neonfroot 70's were better as a kid/teen. Started going down hill in the 90's when gloom, doom & drug culture started taking over.
I miss Headlines! Used to listen to Headlines every Monday night and even though I lived in another state, I’d call up my dad right after and we’d share our favorites over the phone. I miss Headlines AND my dad - who is deceased now. Thanks for the memories Jay! 😊💕
Lol wow watching this definitely challenges one if they were laughing back then but get triggered now ! Shows also how quickly our freedom of speech from 2000 to now has slipped away and it’s mind blowing we all could laugh at everyone everything bc it’s a joke and true headlines from newspapers ! He knocks both political parties , he has all races genders and back then NOBODY was so offended ! We laughed ! So yeah, shows how quickly the media today and people of power can gain control to divide and sadly most people have fell for it ! Gosh I wish Americans could be Americans and simply just stop and think ! I miss those days and didn’t realize how undivided we were , we could agree to disagree !This all is hilarious !!!
23 years later in this is still kind of funny
Remember staying up late to watch this on school nights in the 90s. Time flies
YEAH. WE NEVER HAD A CLUE THAT THE COVID HYSTERIA WAS COMING.
You had to. There was no TH-cam or streaming. It was either stay up or learn how to program the VCR.
@@Guitarman7133yeah we did. We had a pandemic task force for awhile.
@@Rugelacharugula I am so we’reeeeerywryeeEee
Good times bro.
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This is so long I've been having fun for days. THANK YOU to the up loader!! Really helps you out of a bad mood! :)
God, we need this right now, don’t we?
When I was going thru a very bad time, watching headlines saved . I needed to smile and it worked. Thanks jay!
@@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied 'it was the best of times, it was the worst of times' can be applied to almost any point in time it feels like.
I like when Jay jokes about something in the ad, that wasn't highlighted by the sender
all who put this show together did a great job.
🎉
how do i keep ending up here when i wake up? like every time i wake up my computer has switched over to this video. pretty creepy imo
I’m thinking Conan can relate.
pretty LUCKY
@@RoundingThird bi
Just don’t wake up then…?
I can relate to that. Besides if you are gonna wake up to something why not this comedy gold? The good old days of late night tv.
Can’t believe this was 24 years ago… life was so simple. Lol
I have a baby and had to use the butt paste for rashes. Lol. Still funny. The funniest rash cream is still monkey butt. 😂
Miss Jay too! Best wishes to Jay for a fast, complete recovery!
Miss this. Watched it all the time. Thanks 😊
43:15 "Are you female - Yes or No" that question hits a lot different 2023
TH-cam was way off playing this one next
I wonder if anyone bought that lot for sale in the “flying triangle”landslide area? Realtors here in So Cal will try and sell anything.
I remember these manual meme uploads, you got like 15-20 memes a day across the various shows and you had to wait all day for them.
These were the good ole days I miss them
I’ve seen so many screenshots of headlines from this show lol
God I miss good tv like this. Today's stuff, especially the reality show garbage and all the irritating dating and dance shows, are just a bad reminder of how society is now so shallow, greedy, selfish, and has to have a political, pc, or woke message in everything, everytime you turn the channel. I miss when tv was relaxing and enjoyable.
Thanks for this! Jay is one of the all time greats like Carson!
God bless.
Yeah tv now is full of garbage; reality shows, dumb dating shows, housewives spitting and throwing drinks on each other, bs
That explains your sense of humor if you think this is funny 😂
Thats bee going on since the 1980s/90s.
I realize you posted this 5 years ago, but I still want to thank you. This is a gift, to the masses, at this point in history. Seriously, putting this together and posting it, for everyone, is just the nicest thing a person can do, and it is kind of a public service, during such dark times. Thank you, sincerely.
@@Virstag my two cents; I worry society is a mess right now because we learned NOTHING from this time and history in general. Seeing these headlines is both incredible and hilarious, as well as terrifying.
The US has Jay Leno, Canada has Brian Mulrooney.
Thank you for these memories......CARSON and LENO were the BEST!!! Miss them!!
Letterman!!
DOES YOU HAVE ASTHMA? kills me every time 😭😭
Cause if you does, you no good doctor lol!
5:40 Jay drops an F bomb 😂😂
He says " fine print "
no he didnt say the F bomb he siad read the fine print
Back when late night TV was funny....
It's still hilarious
Idk. I watch alot of old late night TV both past amd present amd they all are hit or miss.
How could so many,even some who applauded,not have caught on to the Narcissus joke?
Diet water was one of my dad's favorite things to order at restaurants.
I miss seeing Jay at night. He was such a wonderful performer.
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I have a friend that has a dog that's 12 years old his name is Marley, and he actually talks to you. every time I visit he just comes up to me and is like all right my buddies here, and he starts trying to have a conversation with me like we're just hanging out and chilling and talking so cool
Love when he did the Jay-Walking skits.
These are not the Jay-walking skits.
@@waynemarvin5661 1:48:00
Kevin Eubanks laugh is funnier and even more infectious than Ed McMahons ' !
What is really bad is when he is obviously forced to laugh
hahah
@@scitsalcoryp I never got the impression that even a single laugh from Kevin was genuine.
@@jockejocke1 I think Kevin was as genuine as Ed. They both put on a bit of a show to make their bosses look good.
40:00 Notice the player is a Montreal Expos. A visual representation of what MLB did to the Montreal franchise . They were gone after 2004 season.
They don't make TV like this anymore
Damn, I live down the street from Union City. Didn't know they were donut monsters.
OMG WHOEVER POSTED THESE THANK YOU SO MUCH I HAVE MOST OF THESE ON VHS BUT DONT HAVE A VCR OR KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS ONE I LOVE HEADLINES LENO WAS THA BEST AT THIS
You're welcome. Thanks for watching. You can actually probably find a vcr for like $5 at a thrift store if you have any near you.
@@RoundingThird or pawn shop
The car dealership guy with the president Ben franklin ad was very happy and proud of that one I guarantee you that.
Same! Night after night
21:35 Finn McCools' restaurant was featured on Nightmares. If memory serves, they just needed updated entrées and look.
I just woke up to this!!
Whenever I need a laugh I go here. Leno is the greatest
This was one of his best sketches
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Large orange beast seeking employment. 😂 WTF
At 1:39:08 that's not a mistake. Jack the Stripper was actually a separate case from Jack the Ripper, involving a series of murders in London between 1959 and 1963, also known as the Hammersmith nude murders. So that's just a failure of Leno's research department.
😂😂
The reindeer one looked like keep the other from falling off the roof.
That's probably it, but it's certainly open to interpretation by a segment of the population--including me and most of my old friends. (and, obviously, Jay, the band, and most of the studio audience).
Right t u keep thinking thatpinhead
This always makes me feel better.
"Canadah Kuh" North American Indian word for village. Manhattan is another word for "Ugly Island." "Tell me. Am I lying?" Dennis Hopper. A beautiful and tragic scene in that movie. Good one.
Fat Be Gone ring made the headlines twice lol
This was the best midnight to four in the morning I've had in a LONG time. Laid on the couch with hot coffee and snacks, turned out the lights, made room for the cat, and laughed all night long. Nice to get away from the week and enjoy a Saturday night. This was the right video to do it. Thank you for posting this.😺
Omg I thought I was the only one! This video always pops up it's the "I got you babe" to my groundhogs day!.why does it keep coming back I've never searched Jay Leno! I was a Letterman fan for Christ sake!! Please make it stop TH-cam!
Wanted to see how the "Grow-a-date" worked. 30:35
Only the penile brain 😷
“Valen-time”
Took off work and watched this. Damn, I need to make better life choices.
I dare say.
Thankyou so much for posting
43:15 That question made no sense in 2000, which is what made it hilarious, but fast forward 23 years later and well . . . somehow it seems appropriate.
Or maybe transsexuals always existed and were discussed but people didnt pay attention until the early 2010s.
Doesn’t matter your opinion on Jay, hearing Kevin’s laugh is always amazing :)
"World didn't end yesterday" is probably a Y2K thing.
I enjoy these Headlines, but Jay got it wrong at 3:24:25. The caption to the photo says it's a 10-year-old girl wearing Neil Armstrong's space suit, not Neil Armstrong himself. The joke is that it shows a well-dressed adult woman in the photo.
This is the 2000's version of "the internet is undefeated "
26:36 Hell of a deal
What is happening here there’s like 3 of these videos with 5 million views
1:13:26 Don't eat the red raisins!
@1:14:25 Jay is so humble
actually notice him visibly aging if you go from the start of the video to the last ones
Jay Leno missed something from the Pomtrex Telephone at 3:35 min: „Save At Sail“. Apparently, the phone was on a wet endeavor.
This is fascinating. Has anyone been enable to detetmine how or why this occurs?
Finn mccools in long island? That place was on Kitchen Nightmares.
Best upload ever, thanks
Glad you enjoyed it!
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Yeah kudos for not splitting this up into 50 videos..
@ 1:48 Jay failed to also point out that they didn't even spell luscious correctly in the ad
One of my favorites I saw at work in a local newspaper was an article on strokes. The headliner was “Don’t let stroke stike twice”. Here’s another one: “Man allegedly drives stolen cop car backwards”
Men of sleep we meet again
Why does this happen???
Jay- get back on that show!!
21:23 wasn't that restaurant in kitchen nightmares? Hell's kitchen S01E07
The puppy chow probably tastes better than the real school food. :P
Having worked in a place that called frosted chocolate things the size of small rocks "Puppy chow" I couldn't laugh at that part, I think it was just a misunderstanding.
Kyle Ames My fam used that word too. I think a good amount of people across the country have used it before. It’s insanely good btw
The snack food known as "puppy chow" also goes by the name "Chex Muddy Buddies."
SeeFood!
Ever hear of the “SeeFood Diet”? You see food, you eat it!
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Kevin laughing is the best
I always thought (in the "WayBack" machine...a number of years ago) that it was so cool when it was so obvious that Kevin smoked weed. Even now, in CA, my 19 year old daughter said the words "a prescription for weed", that just blew my mind.
Remember the days when nonprofit's like NORML would demand "legal weed"?
I'm not a big smoker, but hey, hooray freedom!
shrill audience laughter. In bursts... I think TH-cam really loves Rounding
In the wee hours
@0:08 Is that Biggie?
This brought back memories. Dang I miss the 90s
42:56 Frank Keenan works at DTRA. Seems like maybe the Security Office needs to ask him a few pointed questions possibly affecting his clearance.
Wait a minute, Susan Venik is also DTRA? If this a defense-related publication, they should both know better than to answer the way they did.
OMG my dad has some of the Beudreuxs, or however its spelled, Butt Paste in the bathroom cabinet. Its for hemorrhoids which I know he suffers from. Still funny to see an ad for it but I have seen it in person and its still a brand that around.
I just bought some for my infant son. Works great!
It's sold as a diaper rash cream in my area.
@@danielgloyd4529 that’s exactly what I’m using it for. Great stuff
If i had a dollar for every laugh Jay Leno gave me, I WOULD BE RICHER THAN BILL GATES! THANK-YOU, JAY!
at 21:24 that restaurant was featured on Kitchen nightmares.
wonder what ever happened to Kevin's grow a date doll?
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I guess either it didn't grow or he took it home. LOL
The white aunt Jemima, another Leno classic
The F BOMB THO...😳
I like his reaction to how his cab driver joke bombed around 1hr 25min mark
Leno and Conan. Love and miss them.
At 3:30. The transparent phone, has anyone noticed it said "save at sail"
I like that he had to wait a second for the audience to catch up with the “President Ben Franklin” problem.
The Urine soaked mattress . The author of the ad said give it to a dog . How much do you hate your dog and what kind of jackass are you that you would bring that thing home and toss it to your dog and say " There you go boy ! " ?
I remember seeing an ad about the Titanic slide. It was in poor taste.
Did Jay just say read the f n print 5:39 😅😂
I miss Jay Leno, thought I wasn't old enough to watch him in his prime. Can you do a compilation of "Street Quiz" segments? I'd appreciate it
Here in 2022! Okay Ahoo
I see two other people in the comments knew that there was actually a "Jack the stripper" in the 1960s. I'm surprised Leno didn't know that.
53:48..." too many poor people "
Was Bluto’s last name Blutarsky by any chance?
7:31 my fav
3:05 850 is that you
A big chinned shlub reading typos out of the Palooka Ville Post(Krusty the Clown)