All Headlines - Jay Leno 2000
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ม.ค. 2025
- Sorry for the re-post but someone re-uploaded my original and monetized it. So, I wanted this to be the most recent version. I have never and will never make a penny off of any NBC, MLB etc. property.
I realize you posted this 5 years ago, but I still want to thank you. This is a gift, to the masses, at this point in history. Seriously, putting this together and posting it, for everyone, is just the nicest thing a person can do, and it is kind of a public service, during such dark times. Thank you, sincerely.
@@Virstag my two cents; I worry society is a mess right now because we learned NOTHING from this time and history in general. Seeing these headlines is both incredible and hilarious, as well as terrifying.
God I miss good tv like this. Today's stuff, especially the reality show garbage and all the irritating dating and dance shows, are just a bad reminder of how society is now so shallow, greedy, selfish, and has to have a political, pc, or woke message in everything, everytime you turn the channel. I miss when tv was relaxing and enjoyable.
Thanks for this! Jay is one of the all time greats like Carson!
God bless.
Yeah tv now is full of garbage; reality shows, dumb dating shows, housewives spitting and throwing drinks on each other, bs
That explains your sense of humor if you think this is funny 😂
Thats bee going on since the 1980s/90s.
It’s like Kevin’s laugh from the background makes Jay even more funny. Miss the classic humor. Thanks for uploading!!
This is so long I've been having fun for days. THANK YOU to the up loader!! Really helps you out of a bad mood! :)
God, we need this right now, don’t we?
When I was going thru a very bad time, watching headlines saved . I needed to smile and it worked. Thanks jay!
@@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied 'it was the best of times, it was the worst of times' can be applied to almost any point in time it feels like.
I miss Headlines! Used to listen to Headlines every Monday night and even though I lived in another state, I’d call up my dad right after and we’d share our favorites over the phone. I miss Headlines AND my dad - who is deceased now. Thanks for the memories Jay! 😊💕
Lol wow watching this definitely challenges one if they were laughing back then but get triggered now ! Shows also how quickly our freedom of speech from 2000 to now has slipped away and it’s mind blowing we all could laugh at everyone everything bc it’s a joke and true headlines from newspapers ! He knocks both political parties , he has all races genders and back then NOBODY was so offended ! We laughed ! So yeah, shows how quickly the media today and people of power can gain control to divide and sadly most people have fell for it ! Gosh I wish Americans could be Americans and simply just stop and think ! I miss those days and didn’t realize how undivided we were , we could agree to disagree !This all is hilarious !!!
This was the best midnight to four in the morning I've had in a LONG time. Laid on the couch with hot coffee and snacks, turned out the lights, made room for the cat, and laughed all night long. Nice to get away from the week and enjoy a Saturday night. This was the right video to do it. Thank you for posting this.😺
OMG WHOEVER POSTED THESE THANK YOU SO MUCH I HAVE MOST OF THESE ON VHS BUT DONT HAVE A VCR OR KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS ONE I LOVE HEADLINES LENO WAS THA BEST AT THIS
You're welcome. Thanks for watching. You can actually probably find a vcr for like $5 at a thrift store if you have any near you.
@@RoundingThird or pawn shop
I like when Jay jokes about something in the ad, that wasn't highlighted by the sender
No matter what I fall asleep to I always wake up to this.
Yes! Why?
Brings up old memories 😂
Me too bud 😂
same here!
Same. Not sure why my TH-cam defaults to this but it’s funny to wake up to
Jays Leno headlines best laughing medicine remedy to smooth a rough days for anyone...
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Remember staying up late to watch this on school nights in the 90s. Time flies
YEAH. WE NEVER HAD A CLUE THAT THE COVID HYSTERIA WAS COMING.
You had to. There was no TH-cam or streaming. It was either stay up or learn how to program the VCR.
@@Guitarman7133yeah we did. We had a pandemic task force for awhile.
@@Rugelacharugula I am so we’reeeeerywryeeEee
Good times bro.
how do i keep ending up here when i wake up? like every time i wake up my computer has switched over to this video. pretty creepy imo
I’m thinking Conan can relate.
pretty LUCKY
@@RoundingThird bi
Just don’t wake up then…?
I can relate to that. Besides if you are gonna wake up to something why not this comedy gold? The good old days of late night tv.
23 years later in this is still kind of funny
Omg I thought I was the only one! This video always pops up it's the "I got you babe" to my groundhogs day!.why does it keep coming back I've never searched Jay Leno! I was a Letterman fan for Christ sake!! Please make it stop TH-cam!
I have a baby and had to use the butt paste for rashes. Lol. Still funny. The funniest rash cream is still monkey butt. 😂
I remember these manual meme uploads, you got like 15-20 memes a day across the various shows and you had to wait all day for them.
These were the good ole days I miss them
I’ve seen so many screenshots of headlines from this show lol
Miss this. Watched it all the time. Thanks 😊
43:15 "Are you female - Yes or No" that question hits a lot different 2023
Thankyou so much for posting
Can’t believe this was 24 years ago… life was so simple. Lol
stop playing this every night PLEASE
21:35 Finn McCools' restaurant was featured on Nightmares. If memory serves, they just needed updated entrées and look.
Times were so much simpler and pleasant back then.
Back in the 1990s through mid-2000s?
I remember as a kid growing up in that time when adults said society was the worst its ever been.
They claimed life was better before 1993.
@@neonfroot 70's were better as a kid/teen. Started going down hill in the 90's when gloom, doom & drug culture started taking over.
@@pinkfreud62
Back in the 1970s, the elders complained about everybody being whacked out on acid and pills.
But tbh, I think western culture peaked in the 1970s.
The whole punk/gangster rap culture and their respective fashion styles is ugly.
For real I'd do anything to go back. Warmer, simpler times. I don't know how things got so bad...not just for me but this entire God forsaken world.
Thank you for these memories......CARSON and LENO were the BEST!!! Miss them!!
Letterman!!
Miss Jay too! Best wishes to Jay for a fast, complete recovery!
Default video feed everytime time ends here when I fall asleep with ear buds.
Best upload ever, thanks
Glad you enjoyed it!
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Yeah kudos for not splitting this up into 50 videos..
I wonder if anyone bought that lot for sale in the “flying triangle”landslide area? Realtors here in So Cal will try and sell anything.
Men of sleep we meet again
Why does this happen???
Fell asleep to Louis ck lmao
you guys should try jim gaffigan
Back when late night TV was funny....
It's still hilarious
Idk. I watch alot of old late night TV both past amd present amd they all are hit or miss.
At 1:39:08 that's not a mistake. Jack the Stripper was actually a separate case from Jack the Ripper, involving a series of murders in London between 1959 and 1963, also known as the Hammersmith nude murders. So that's just a failure of Leno's research department.
😂😂
5:40 Jay drops an F bomb 😂😂
He says " fine print "
no he didnt say the F bomb he siad read the fine print
These are better than any antidepressant 😂😂😂❤❤❤
I have a friend that has a dog that's 12 years old his name is Marley, and he actually talks to you. every time I visit he just comes up to me and is like all right my buddies here, and he starts trying to have a conversation with me like we're just hanging out and chilling and talking so cool
"Canadah Kuh" North American Indian word for village. Manhattan is another word for "Ugly Island." "Tell me. Am I lying?" Dennis Hopper. A beautiful and tragic scene in that movie. Good one.
How could so many,even some who applauded,not have caught on to the Narcissus joke?
43:15 That question made no sense in 2000, which is what made it hilarious, but fast forward 23 years later and well . . . somehow it seems appropriate.
Or maybe transsexuals always existed and were discussed but people didnt pay attention until the early 2010s.
Damn, I live down the street from Union City. Didn't know they were donut monsters.
Excellent...Liked and Subscribed. Thank You.
Hilarious that the cops bought 35 dozen 😂😂 420 baby 🤘
40:00 Notice the player is a Montreal Expos. A visual representation of what MLB did to the Montreal franchise . They were gone after 2004 season.
I enjoy these Headlines, but Jay got it wrong at 3:24:25. The caption to the photo says it's a 10-year-old girl wearing Neil Armstrong's space suit, not Neil Armstrong himself. The joke is that it shows a well-dressed adult woman in the photo.
The US has Jay Leno, Canada has Brian Mulrooney.
DOES YOU HAVE ASTHMA? kills me every time 😭😭
Cause if you does, you no good doctor lol!
Kevin Eubanks laugh is funnier and even more infectious than Ed McMahons ' !
What is really bad is when he is obviously forced to laugh
hahah
@@scitsalcoryp I never got the impression that even a single laugh from Kevin was genuine.
@@RIUUI007 I think Kevin was as genuine as Ed. They both put on a bit of a show to make their bosses look good.
@@RIUUI007 Possible exceptions are when inside jokes are being made at his expense. Such as a letter being delivered to Kevin Bongbanks that was still delivered.
TH-cam was way off playing this one next
This always makes me feel better.
The farmers protesting wearing mask was a shoutout to the Anti Rent War in Andies NY in 1845.
Hey, look: Puffy! He was in today’s headlines, too.
42:56 Frank Keenan works at DTRA. Seems like maybe the Security Office needs to ask him a few pointed questions possibly affecting his clearance.
Wait a minute, Susan Venik is also DTRA? If this a defense-related publication, they should both know better than to answer the way they did.
Large orange beast seeking employment. 😂 WTF
No way I was just recommended this after Diddy’s arrest 😭
That thumbnail for this headline is crazy in 2024
Wanted to see how the "Grow-a-date" worked. 30:35
Only the penile brain 😷
@1:14:25 Jay is so humble
I have been searching for the headline at 4:15 forever, it always cracked me up 😂
Did you hear Jay drop the F-bomb at about 5:40?!😮
shrill audience laughter. In bursts... I think TH-cam really loves Rounding
In the wee hours
1:47:14 - I loved that Black History Month segment!
This is the 2000's version of "the internet is undefeated "
Diet water was one of my dad's favorite things to order at restaurants.
They don't make TV like this anymore
*1:06:17* This headline lives rent free in my head 🤣
22.Nov.2024
Jay Leno missed something from the Pomtrex Telephone at 3:35 min: „Save At Sail“. Apparently, the phone was on a wet endeavor.
What is happening here there’s like 3 of these videos with 5 million views
Love when he did the Jay-Walking skits.
These are not the Jay-walking skits.
@@waynemarvin5661 1:48:00
When newspapers still existed .
21:23 wasn't that restaurant in kitchen nightmares? Hell's kitchen S01E07
I sure love watching there videos
I like that he had to wait a second for the audience to catch up with the “President Ben Franklin” problem.
@ 1:48 Jay failed to also point out that they didn't even spell luscious correctly in the ad
2:00:39 A woman robbed a north korean business?
Wow, he actually repeated a few cards.
actually notice him visibly aging if you go from the start of the video to the last ones
I was in middle school back then ... This was pre 9/11... Probably when America was alright maybe even great!
If i had a dollar for every laugh Jay Leno gave me, I WOULD BE RICHER THAN BILL GATES! THANK-YOU, JAY!
I miss seeing Jay at night. He was such a wonderful performer.
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I'm English so I'm just watching this on TH-cam for the first time but you might want to know re: 1:39.08 Jack the Stripper was an actual murderer in London in 1964 and 1965. Also know as the Hammersmith Nude Murderer, his 6 victims were prostitutes, just like Jack the Ripper. He was also never caught, although a TV documentary claimed to have discovered the identity of the killer.
This video comes on my autoplay literally atleast once a day
The car dealership guy with the president Ben franklin ad was very happy and proud of that one I guarantee you that.
Whenever I need a laugh I go here. Leno is the greatest
This was one of his best sketches
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“Valen-time”
Does Leno pay someone to make sure this video plays every time I fall asleep?
I just woke up to this!!
Took off work and watched this. Damn, I need to make better life choices.
I dare say.
You did!
Doesn’t matter your opinion on Jay, hearing Kevin’s laugh is always amazing :)
At 42:40 german yoghurt from the blackforest
I finally figured out why my memory is so good
@@dangeiger9796 do you remember now?
At 3:30. The transparent phone, has anyone noticed it said "save at sail"
"World didn't end yesterday" is probably a Y2K thing.
Same! Night after night
LOL @ The Sean Puffy Combs Headline. And this was from 2000? 😅
Remember the days when the news clips were literal clippings from newspapers?
1:13:26 Don't eat the red raisins!
These are so funny.😊
3:11:18 "Hi Fi" cracks me up! Great video cheers
Y IS everybody caughing??? 😂
'tis the Season?
This is fascinating. Has anyone been enable to detetmine how or why this occurs?
agree I can’t get rid of this
Would someone please tell me what's happening with the volleyball player at 39:35?
I just came here to ask that same thing lol
look closer tha player's ass is hangin out.
Somehow her shorts got pulled down as she jumped up. Exposing her rear end 😬😬 I’m shocked they put that in the paper 🤷♂️ that’s what it looks like to me anyways
@@thomasandersen2534 I guess it must be. Odd that her tush is tanner than her arms. It is definitely shocking, such a crude and inconsiderate editor.
03:05:05 - 03:07:42 No need to adjust your cell phones.