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*Cars* Gives Us An Existential Crisis?? | Commentary & Reactions
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Drive along with Me, Robby, and Lightning McQueen as we begin our chaotic journey into the Cars universe! Kicking off our reactions with the first film, we have a lot of questions...Where did the cars come from? Can cars die? Do cars have private parts? Watch as none of these questions are answered and we slowly decline into madness...Enjoy!
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In Cars 2, there is literally a car pope. So that means there was a car Jesus and he was nailed to a cross and crucified for our sins.
How did they nail car jesus to a car cross? What parts were nailed??? If it was the tires it wouldn't be able to hold him up. Maybe they stabbed in the gas tank or something
@@himanbam Maybe they stabbed him in the transmission
Was car Jesus a car or like a wagon? Was everyone before the invention of cars a car or a horse or a wagon or something? THIS UNIVERSE MAKES NO SENSE! At least with zootopia the world is especially designed around animals and it would make sense for the history of that world to be identical to ours but with animals because animals have been around since the dawn of time but cars have only been around for like 140 years meaning it raises way too many questions about the universe.
They lifted him with a hydraulic car lift and removed his tires, and then placed a crown of tire deflators on his head
This also means there was a car catholic crusade
Robby: “How do you kill a car?”
Cars 2 writers: “Offscreen.”
Ikr😒
Cars 3 writers: slowly during a friendly race with his apprentice-son
(Referencing the deleted race scene)
There is that one scene you can see
@@TamCam_007 well you can’t blame them The actor kind of died IRL
well tbf a lot of cars died on the oil rig in the start, so the real answer would be either drown them or blow them up
I hate to say it but... "Life is a highway" is the intro song for every road trip.
yessss!!! it is
That or sweet home Alabama
particularly once you reach the freeway
@@stinkerpops Ah yes, Good choice 😎
@@metallord6960 I was super embarrassed when I was watching Cars 3 in my friend's car on the freeway. Got pulled over by the cops and I was thinking "please don't notice" O_O
If it was Fast & the Furious we would've for sure gotten a ticket.
I am absolutely fucking dying at
"Do cars commit suicide by accident?"
Actually they can. It’s called murder.
Timestamp 5:11
“But they can’t die!”
Cars 2: *Features car assassination*
*m u l t i p l e*
car jfk
Cars 2 has answers for many of your questions including the religion question: there's a car Pope and Catholicism is a thing.
Does that mean there was a car Jesus and he was crucified? Oh God
I feel like every movie in this series raises more questions than answers.
Cartholicism
@@aconcept1579 If so, that would be Jesus Chrysler
@@zharia8753 They would call it a Christ-ler
"Do cars die?"
"Are you assigned a job by birth?"
"Flordia is just gone"
"I want a Doc Hudson backstory"
You guys aren't ready for Cars 3...
they arent..... not yet
What
Hmmm....
They would’ve freaked if they watched the deleted scenes...
@@Archive_7802 those scenes are so fucking CREEPY
I just realised that the Tinanic was literally stabs in the chest and was gutted by the iceberg.
Ohmygod. The TITANIC. Are boats sentient in these movies??? Were there PIRATE cars/boats????? Omg we need answers.
@@tannz7019 gasp. The titanic totally killed itself then. Woah.
I can just picture the Titanic screaming when it was hit by the iceberg and the car passengers being like wtf is going on.
And the Hindenburg slowly burned to death
Also her sister Britannic was struck by a naval mine and sink.
In Cars 2, they go through TSA at at airport, meaning there was a Cars 9/11. Considering planes are also alive in this universe, it makes you wonder if cars hijacked the planes or if the planes crashed themselves
how would the cars even fit inside the planes?
@@sideways_chip_eater6420 it's shown in Cars 2 that there is space so that cars can fit, but the plane is obviously piloting itself. Still, the orginal comment and others like it has got me laughing and thinking about how this universe even works
Do you think that logic also applies to the Japanese kamikaze pilots of the cars WW2?
@@thedarknessmagician5234 Hitler car???
Yes officer, this comment right here.
"Cars" Gives Us An Existential Crisis??"
me: *y'all haven't had one yet??*
You can have different ones at different points. Yes I'm speaking from experience.
Mack carrying McQueen in the trailer is the equivalent of a giant man with a giant suitcase carrying a regular sized man in that suitcase.
Just something to think about
Oh boy, I can't wait to see your reaction to cars 2: Spy kids edition.
Also Spy Kids 2 would be great.
No no no... spy CARS edition.
now im imagining them being humans in the entire movie
@E . A yea...
now imagine them as furries
You guys aren't ready for Cars 2
Also #guidostans
More questions lol.
Yea
Random input on my part, but I think if Hitler was a car, he'd be the Limosine he was assasinated in supposedly.
I saw it in the Canadian War museum.
Also how would a Car french revolution guiotinne look like?
Oh... My... God... That movie is worse than Cat in the Hat... At least that one was enjoyable in its insanity.
Can't believe you guys didn't point out the rusty old car who's jaw literally detaches as a running gag.
Not even 4 minutes in and they already named a part of cars 2 a car with a sniper rifle
Makes me wonder what the Assasination of John F. Kennedy would look like in the cars universe
@@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 evil finn mcmissile doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Evil finn mcmissile:
"Do Cars have a Bible?"
Yeah, a workshop manual.
Car Atheists doesn't believe in manuals, while Car Agnostics believe in a factory but do not subscribe to any manuals.
Wouldn’t manuals be more like biology books
It's commonly taught in car public schools that there once was a mountain of scrap metal that randomly materialized, then a hurricane hit it and magically threw all the pieces into the exact right positions and order to create a perfectly working car.
Only the "manual schools" teach that the first cars were designed by an intelligent mind.
Is there prehistoric cars?
"Can we get a gritty thriller with political undertones set in the Cars universe?"
Yes, it's called Cars 2
I want a Cars movie but there’s an edit to make the intro Skyfall.
Canada is called Carnada
The actor Will Smith is named Wheels Smith
Cars 2 is about to double the amount of questions they had for cars 1
Considering that the old Willies Jeep character has a rank on him, and at one point talks about the war, there was definitely Cars WW2, and definitely car Hitler.
Were car concentration camps impound lots?
This reminds me, Chick Hicks looks like Stalin
There was a f4u corsair and p51 in cars universe too.
@@NewThitirat yeah
Car Hitler would be a Volkswagen bug
Aliens and Cryptids also exist in the Cars Universe,
Mater meets a UFO named “Mator”, and also encounters a large Construction Vehicle called the “Screaming Banshee”
Fun Fact: In the Cars universe, Texas is called Texgas.
Source?
wtf?
Weird, considering Tex in the 3rd movie says he bought Rust-eze by offering Sterling a "Texas-sized offer"
I can't find anything that says thats a thing lmfao
Oh really?
As someone who had a brother who was obsessed with cars (watched the movie every chance he got, collected the toys and sets, had the lightning mcqueen crocs) I'm just sitting back and smiling at how much they're freaking out about this. Watch the bonus scenes, they had some cut stuff that was much darker!
Real shit, the deleted scenes are WAAAAAY darker, honestly borderline horror stuff.
Just watched the deleted scenes. Jesus Christmas.
Don’t you love it when a kids talking car movie with Owen Wilson and Larry the Cable Guy makes you question your whole life?
Listen, Guilala, I have enough questions about my life, this commentary is just giving me an existential crisis.
"2 grown men freak out and overthink a simple movie made by car enthusiast"
Because of this video I looked up Cars fanfic and yes, it exists, and yes, there's shipping, and explicit sex. Please don't ask.
Uhhhh WHERE?!? I NEED MY DOPAMINE! Also yes I write fanfics. I have yet to write anything NSFW but when I do I’ll probably do it on AO3
I’m not surprised. There’s fanfiction for EVERYTHING.
You had to say it because now I wanna ask, what's the shipping and car sxx like?
@@artistanthony1007 honestly I wasn't brave enough to reslly read it. A lot of stuff involving exhaust pipes, I think. There's stuff where the cars are turned into actual humans and that's less weird. But the ones where they're still cars and somehow THEY DO IT and people find it hot -- that still boggles my mind.
Fun fact: in the UK, Harv (Lightning’s voice only agent) is voices by Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear fame
As someone who only grew up with the British version, I never knew that it was different in America
I like easter eggs like that in movies
@@TTHBLOX_ you mean like Jay Limo?
Bottom gear?!?
@@BobbinRobbin777 yeaH ma8tes
I can’t be the only one who is somewhat concerned on how Lightning McQueen lives inside another vehicle.
He lives inside a structure that another vehicle pulls.
When airlines get involved, that's when you can start questioning things.
@@shilze1 in cars 3 when mac was driving, his trailer door opens and it scrapes from the road and he expresses feelings pain.
...
So yeah, that ttrailer is part of mac
He lives in the backpack of another vehicle.
@@blupyro3098 All trailers gets connected via wires to the trucks, not strange at all that he would feel it. He isnt connected specifically to that trailer, but every other trailer he is wired to.
Oh god…
This whole commentary is basically just existential car questions.
The virgin Cars questioners vs the Chad Cars lore Accepters
@@Everik-ct6pg underrated comment
@@Everik-ct6pg facts
the laughing got on my nerves...are they high?...or little girls?..who laughs this much?...at nothing...its so clunky...
@@razkable Ok buddy, you do you. I personally was laughing my ass off.
0:01
Theory: lightning mcqueen is actually a real NASCAR driver who did some acid in the trailer and right when the screen shows us the car...thats when he starts tripping and enters into the Cars realm 😂
This is the only way these movies make any sense. Okay, maybe not 2 but...
I didn’t notice the ‘theory’ at the beginning and I thought that was true for a second
@@p0laris74yt8 actually, that might make cars 2 make _some_ sense.
So flipping D.U.M.B!
I’d like to point out that this was Paul Newman’s last movie. A legendary actor like him went out with on a movie about talking cars.
And they had Doc die before the second film and then the third film had his memory play a major role
Kinda like how Orson Welles’ last performance was The Transformers: The Movie.
*The only difference is that The Transformers: The Movie was actually good.*
you saying Cars is not good wtf
I prefer to think of Road to Perdition as Newman’s last film.
@@bloomgaming6480 I would say the sequel cars 2 is pure crap but cars 1 was basically a by the books cliche and was meh
I think my favorite thing is watching people discuss Cars and slowly get sucked into the deep contemplative lore of Cars. Its a different discussion every time but they all have the same energy and it comes back to Cars every time. It is always _glorious_ and its always *_chaos_*
Better to be interesting and worth talking about than to be boring and not being discussed at all.
The more you think about it, the worse it gets.
I’ve officially counted how many questions they asked about Cars and the result is
88 questions
Back to the future coincidence
@@silverbolt9659 88 miles per houurrrrrr
Too bad it wasn’t 66
OOOON ROUTE SIXTEE SIIX
@@Sbevewagon4493
This movie makes me was to execute Order 66.
Legend
I feel like the whole “cars seem to just be born into something with no other options/free will” could easily have been the plot, like, an underdog car born in a small town wants to become a racer but no one believes him at first, but he proves them wrong because your birth doesn’t determine who you are or something
That’s the plot to planes
@@heyyo966 I'd argue planes does that concept rather poorly. But you are right, that is basically the plot
@@heyyo966 i actually liked planes more then cars
“Remember kids, be who you are and you’ll succeed at anything… *and also majorly upgrade yourself to be better than you could ever be before because otherwise you’ll never make it* “
- message of Planes
9:20 Chick Hicks: Hey McQueen, Eat Your Heart Out
Lightning McQueen: *WHHYYYYYYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOUUUUU*
I feel like the meme would be funnier if instead of saying "Man" it just said "Car"
I was thinking the same thing
I fixed the meme and posted a link but I guess it got deleted. There is a link on my about section if you are truly passionate about cars car man horse meme
@@himanbam You my friend are a true saint
You guys: Lmao, imagine if the Cars had guns!!! IMAGINE IF THEY TRIED TO ASSISINATE LIGHTNING MCQUEEN 🤣
Me, having seen Cars 2: 🙁
Jesus Christler was Car-ucified, everyone
I'm ded
El screw you. Gimme more.
*j e s u s c h r i s t l e r*
Chrysler
Imagine him riding a horse during carmageddon! Whatever horses look like.
10:10 Add-on to their questions:
Is there a Car-thulu? If there's fictional vampires, what do they suck and where? What does Egyptian writing look like in this world? My Lovecraft question just hit me hard, is their racism? New age question: Is there a Cyber truck that had to get hit in the eye?
Actually I have a scary answer for you. Cryptids and UFOs exist in this universe so yes, there may be a Car-thulu.
And to answer the racism question it’s actually worse than that. You see if we were to infer what we’ve seen, there is no racism but instead fascism since each car is designed for one singular job. There is a class war since birth where the rich breed the poor for sports and construction and all of them live happy lives being content in the slaves they are. This is the only truth.
@@jacknagel9387 isn’t Cars 2 about the “lemons”, aka the crippled cars, trying to kill everyone else? I don’t even know what you would call that.
@@richardball5843 Class war. Lemons arnt necessarily crippled out of the get-go but rather its just something that they have a higher chance of becoming crippled. Think of the conception that all homeless people are either sick or unhygienic. What we are seeing in Cars 2 is actually a revolution akin to that of the French Revolution.
The sick and poor cars who cannot afford upgrades want to revolt and scare the rich through terroristic acts which can really only be described as Bio-Terrorism. Pulling what could be considered a Nano Virus that activates in those the Lemons find "a Problem" This obviosuly gets the attention of the CIA and MI6 which leads to the story of Cars 2.
The Lemons were flawed, but without the rich's parts...what did they expect?
W h a t d o t h e y s u c k a n d w h e r e 💀
In Cars 2, mater gets turned into a vampire and says "I VANT TO SIPHON YOUR GAS!" I don't know where the car gets siphoned, tho 🤷
I’ve waited years for the chance to say this.
When I was like 5/6 I had a crush on Doc
I SAID IT FINALLY ITS OFF MY CHEST
Oh wow
It’s fine no ones kink shaming here
A lot of people did.
I mean Sally tho.
That carussy hit different.
I assume....
@@markcaaustin4573 CARUSSY!!!!JAIL PLEASE
The moment you question the knocking at the beginning I know DAMN WELL how badly you're going to rip this movie apart
A lot of these Qs can be answered if u think about Cars as being set in a post-human/post-apocalyptic timeline
Accompanied by that one fanart of cars originating from fleshy sack beings (presumably what humans evolved to/what was evolved after human extinction) that crawled into abandoned car shells to get to the point in time where the movie takes place
@@tatsgato that’s a little disturbing
Game Theory made a theory that humans died out and Cars evolved from insects and replaced humanity as they evolved. In other words, underneath their colorful shells is flesh and organs. This is why we see little bug cars; it’s kind of like how humans and monkeys coexist in the same era.
@@gregjayonnaise8314 I was waiting for someone to mention that 😆😆
@@tatsgato link?
Being a kid when this came out in theaters, I could not stop trying to figure out anything in this movie. To this day I have many questions.
"Why do they have teeth? What do they eat? What happened to the humans?"
I feel like the first two questions answer the last one.
5:37 just wait until he finds out there’s a whole fandom to this franchise
I hate admitting this so much but Lightning McQueen was my childhood crush 😭
Wha- How did you manage to have a crush on a car?!?!?!?
@@valtheemokid4005 love finds a way
@@lilyrose7521 What about him made you have a crush on him?
@@valtheemokid4005 where do I start.. the jockish cocky confidence, his altheticism and the fact that he had owen wilson's voice
@@lilyrose7521 *Wow*
"can you imagine a car with a sniper rifle"
Me: *sips tea in Car 2*
So who wants to tell them that the cars canonically have organs like a heart, lungs, and a brain?
3:10 i am like 85% sure there actually *is* a car sniper in the second movie lmao
I wonder what the inside of a car looks like.
Dont look it up on Google, people actually draw and explained that.....
Oh god
@@AnotherGeek.... I see someone was curious
@@AnotherGeek.... I google it and I should not have.
Here's this, this takes place in the future- people started relying SO much on the cars that they fused with them. After years, and genetically modifying things, all the animals became vehicles too. They do have organs
I don't like this, and I can't un-see a certain picture now so thank you. Thank you for ruining my day 😃
Or... The people from Wall E slowly died off after returning to Earth after not having enough people to successfully continue the population. So the robots became the new dominant species and using the old, worn-down cars as an exoskeleton to survive in the harsh ecosystem.
"Who knocked on that door?!"
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
(List of questions)
1. Would the caveman version of a car be a wagon
2. Would a Dealership be like an orphanage
3. How do they give birth
4. If they die what would they do with the body (like would they bury it or would they be put in a car crusher)
5. Is there a car No Ordinary Commentary where they react to Humans
6. Was there a car 9/11
7. If there’s a car Jesus how would the crucifixion work
Awwww yeah it’s our boys I waited a whole couple of months for this boys
I think the gas pump being put in was supposed to be like, if Lightning was drinking something from a glass and slammed it down.
18:26 he's just standing there, *menacingly*
2 seconds. 2 seconds in, and you've already ripped into one of the movies i watched on loop when i was little.
i need the cars 2 commentary soon because i was laughing my ass off at this😭😭
When my brother was little he would watch this movie non-stop all day so at one point I decided to hide it and my mom bought him a new one
Madlad
"Better Call Sally" you guys are fucking hilarious! 😂
"Mac's ass is empty" THANKS GUYS!!!! Preciate it XD XD - So..... McQueen was "hiding" up Mac's ass the whole trip - i hate everything about that sentence XD
This movie was literally the only movie I would watch from 3 to 6 years old
Question: do the cars argue about what kind of car model Jesus was?
OMG NO
This one question gonna keep me up at nught
@@xnoi_ I wonder how he was crucified? Did he drive on water? Did he turn water into fuel?
@Jonathan Beaston I bet he drove UNDER the water
If anything he was probably a Chrysler in this universe. Get it? Jesus Chrysler
21:33 When I was a kid this is exactly what I thought. It never occurred to me that Harv was probably talking through the phone and wasn't actually the phone itself.
Don’t worry that’s what I thought too 😂😂 I did not get this movie at all as a kid
I love all the questions they gave, ones I never thought of.
Hearing two grown men scream about Car Jay Leno cured my covid (not really) but I did choked on my tea.
13:07 why is this so perfectly timed
So what is top gear version then?
Jeremy Carson
Richard Hamann (Hamann Motorsport is a German-based car tuning company)
James maybach (Maybach is a German car sub-brand of Mercedes-Benz)
These are word that I could find that had car related meaning so there might be more
One of the funniest movie reactions I've seen yet! I love how you tried to explain how the Cars universe works by using real-world parallels. And I couldn't even when you brought up the meme potential for this scene at 16:24 like just 🤣🤣🤣.
Cars: *Breathe
Y’all: *I have several questions…*
Theory: Harv is the last living human on earth
“McQueen, eat your heart out” DO THEY HAVE HEARTS?
My biggest question is do car children (another line of questions) do they have to be a certain age to drive on roads
Actually, how are cars even *conceived?!*
@@williamsapong81 probably the same way robots are conceived in the Robots movie: in a factory, and the parents of the child car “make the baby” by assembling all of its parts once they take delivery 📦 of the child car arriving at their house or at the car hospital, whichever one is more convenient.
12:25 Ok, but if tractors are like cows, are there TRACTOR BURGERS? OR TRACTOR MILK??
This is my new favorite TH-cam channel, can’t wait for the sequel commentaries!
Yo didn't realise you've had a crisis as well lol.
23:16 I haven’t laugh so hard in my life
*KACHOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!*
@@JackTheWindKACHAOOOGA!!!
I clicked this video jokingly now I’m legit having an existential nightmare about this movie again
“McQueen and Sally” is one of my favorite tracks from the old Pixar movies
This is my favorite movie. My mom always gets me toys, books and whatever other merchandise of it that she finds at the thrift store. I’m 20 years old... and when I said in passing that it’s my favorite movie she took it as “okay so if I see anything that has to do with that movie I should buy it.”
11:22 them: "...but they can't die."
me: *shows them Cars 2 kill count*
Ahhh an old classic cars film LOVE IT!!
If the engine is the heart or brain does that mean they have to have a heart/brain transplant every decade or so?
If the crash that ended his career happened in 1954, how did he win in 1955?
Not a minute in and I’m laughing
This commentary was a masterpiece.
How did this single video ruin one of my fav childhood movies
I was rewatching this and you know how Lightning was looking up at Doc's newspaper clipping on the wall? Um...how did they hang that hup?
Fun Fact: In the UK version, Harv (McQueen's agent) is voiced by Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear and The Grand Tour fame.
I thought the voice sounded different!
17:58 something thats always caught my attention even as a kid, dont those big rocks on the mountain range look like crashed rocket ships?
Holy shit they actually does look like it
Okay so late response, It turns out that the mountains in that scene are tail fins of a Cadillac. In the Cars universe, all mountains have the shapes of giant cars
It looks like it's based off of Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo, Texas
A car version of the American Civil War, ww1, ww2, the Koren War, etc.
How would car rifles work
@@r3uvsgaming how did car bayonets work
How did trench warfare work
With self driving cars around the corner, how long until some company models one after these?
How long until enough are made for a live-action cars remake?
How long until the self-fulfilling prophecy that is cars becomes our reality?
How long?
Fun fact: Cars had an early showing at a racetrack in Concord, North Carolina.
18:25 "MAN"
Im crying
There's a biblical passage that says Jesus owned a Honda. John 12:49 "for I do not speak of my own accord"
Now you see, THATS FUNNY RIGHT THER-
Just stumbled upon this channel one day, and have been binge watching your guy’s videos. Keep up the good work!
You are me
Found them 2 days ago and I have seen almost everything
ahh yes i remember the cars bible. my favorite story was the "Carden of Eden".
pual newman made this film better than it deserved to be, rip mr newman doc will be missed
10:15 The existential dread sets in.
19:26 WAIT - If Doc wrecked in 1954, how the fuck did Doc get a 1955 Piston Cup???
He won his 1954 Piston Cup and His 1955 Piston Cup Without Crashing.
This was a film I loved as a kid! I remember wanting to collect EVERY CARS toy they made (those ones they sold like hotwheels) I played the game on Xbox a lot despite no knowing how to and I especially remember watching the Mater short films.
Let’s just say younger me never thought of the rabbit hole that is the Pixar Cars Universe