Vsauce but out of context 2

merry new year or whatever im going to bed good night
List of videos used (very long list):
• Use Your Head Challeng...
• Supertasks
• SPACE STRAW
• What If The Sun Disapp...
• Relativistic Effects
• Mysterium Cosmographicum
• What Is Video ??
• BLOW YOUR MIND!
• You Can't Touch Anything
• WHY IS THERE A MOON? ....
• BLOW YOUR MIND!
• Cruel Bombs
• How Hot Can It Get?
• Cruel Bombs
• What Is The Earth Worth?
• How Hot Can It Get?
• Human Extinction
• How To Count Past Infi...
• There's a New Most-Unp...
• How Earth Moves
• Why Are Things Cute?
• UGLY DANCE -- DONG
• Carrot Sharpener. LÜT...
• What Does Human Taste ...
• What Will We Miss?
• Lightbulbs, Multiplica...
• Stranger Facial Hair
• Why Do We Dream?
• Slow-Mo Hand in MOUSET...
• What Is Consciousness?
• Supertasks
• The Sydney Opera House...
• Messages For The Future
• REAL Human HORNS! ... ...
• DOUBLE PUPILS and more...
• WIN Videogames BY KISS...
• Top 6 SCARIEST Online ...
• How Much CAFFEINE KILL...
• WHAT'S A DONG?
• Why do we ask question...
• How Earth Moves
• WATER.
• Who Owns The Moon?
• Math Magic
• Why Don't We All Have ...
• Why Do We Kiss?
• How Old Can We Get?
• 4 FACTS.
• The "Song" Song
• 11 MORE Video Game WTF...
• 9 More Video Game WTFs...
• Mark and Michael - Vsa...
• Get in the Mood!
• DONG Delivery!
• Density Ball
• Travel INSIDE a Black ...
• What's The Brightest T...
• What Does Human Taste ...
• Why Don't We Taxidermy...
• The Eyezen Challenge -...
• We Are All Related
• 8 Surprising Facts
• Why Are We Ticklish? W...
• How Much Money is Ther...
• How to HACK Flash Game...
• m͏̺͓̲̥̪í͇͔̠ś̷͎̹̲̻̻̘̝...
• Human Extinction
• Isolation - Mind Field...
• Longest Site on the In...
• BUZZ KILL
• Juvenoia
• Would Headlights Work ...
• The Zipf Mystery
• The Banach-Tarski Paradox
• Use Your Head Challeng...
• How much does a video ...
• Every Strictly-Convex ...
/ 998647553892614144
• The Galton Board
• Inq's Cipher Wheel
• The Mythical Show Ep 1...
• Hands In Knots Illusio...
• SPOT THE FAKE !! -----...
• Stranger Facial Hair
• WHAT'S A DONG?
• HACK Wheel of Fortune!
• What's Your Worth?
• SPOT THE FAKE !! -----...
• Turn Music into Shapes!
• Why Is Your BOTTOM in ...
• Magic 13
• Which Way Is Down?
• Magic Spelling
• Ambigram Art
• Cousins Explained
• Lenz's Law
• Three Curious Bros
• The Leaning Tower of Lire
• Relativistic Effects
• Seeing Through Selenite
• "Comedians" on Hoverbo...
• Vsauce, Robbery Here
• Video
• Endless Michaels!
• YOU LIVE IN THE PAST
• The Napkin Ring Problem
• VSauce Sauce | Jamie O...
• The First Meeting of E...
• WAIT WHAT?! Vsauce Edi...
• Vsauce Answers the 100...
• A Proof That The Squar...

[@cvr8433]

1:02 J.K Rowling these days

[@Viscidsquare040]

C V R I read this just as he said it lol

[@eke4146]

U R M R G A Y

[@justsomeguy144]

I like this comment but won't press the like button so it will stay at 666 likes.

[@justanormalcommenter1409]

Why are you gay?

[@tortus7249]

Is this a reference to surreal entertainment? Or am I just dumb?...

[@lilskettio]

*vomits*
tHiS iS a FrEsH eGg

[@liammcgrath7051]

I AM HOWTOBASIC

[@oz_jones]

*OR IS IT?*

[@benjaminbodewig3572]

*Except P stands for Plutonium*

[@pandatobi5897]

insert groan sound effect
*UGH*

[@xenoncantread]

Dude that happened as soon as I read that wth

[@WTRgng]

Girls: kiss eachother
Society: they're just good friends!
Boys: look at eachother for 0.00001 seconds
Society: 1:02

[@akirahowls2990]

1:03

[@StaticVoidOpen]

@@akirahowls2990 1:02

[@eduardsusai559]

@@akirahowls2990 gacha tard

[@StaticVoidOpen]

@@HeraclitorisScroll English

[@HeraclitorisScroll]

@@StaticVoidOpen i don't speak it

[@will0w-was-taken]

3:28 Every child in preschool

[@Tonals]

Nah 41 is

[@potato-mf4fp]

52 is so big!

[@will0w-was-taken]

@hate-to-hate true

[@Pan-iw2ib]

No dummy you can add 1 to 40 and it will be larger
Also there are 4 states of matter not 3

[@christhegamer926]

78 exists

[@everyvillainislemons921]

If Michael says to someone “you are mr gay” they’re immediately wiped from existence

[@ben88ben]

you are diagnosed with g A y

[@sossololpipi9633]

Let's call everyone Michael

[@kalibird6391]

GBC ben you are now diagnosed with dead

[@enbybunny9940]

That’s his ultimate in smash bros

[@deuterium-0156]

or are they? 3 months in the future

[@scrappyknees]

Michael: *spits up egg*
Michael: "𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙚𝙜𝙜"

[@kwik2707]

The_ PeriDorito 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝

[@blockhead7395]

I like to think the egg had a baby in it

[@qerez6275]

"Thank you for sharing with the class , Michael."

[@Apollo-sk1gx]

shut up

[@captainwilliam3920]

Were their brains clairvoyant? Can our brains see into the future?
As it turns out, no.
*Funk music starts playing*

[@cyanidics1909]

22:37
me telling my mom i threw up at 2 am

[@lunchpunchcrab32]

*"no they don't care"*

[@beth603]

I remember when I was like 7 we were camping and staying at a little log cabin and there was a upstairs where I slept and I threw up in my bed. I stayed up for 2 hours trying to clean it up while the TV was on until I finally told my mom.

[@cohengordon4066]

Mom i frew up

[@hollapink]

21:01 when the teacher is done talking about their divorce and how unfair life is

[@violetskiy854]

Poor Michael

[@LucasGleason]

Thats... wholesome

[@fortisetlenisstudios3352]

0:42 me trying to finish the problem on the board while they're still complaining.

[@masonroper4817]

20:09 People in Alabama trying to justify their actions

[@mikeward6207]

The sad thing is that I'm from Alabama😂

[@pen_island]

@@mikeward6207 so do you date family members?

[@mikeward6207]

@@pen_island ofc not😂 being honest I don't know anyone who has bcuz...well ew

[@BambinaSaldana]

* 20:09

[@mclutt4988]

HAHHAHA

[@izimari]

24:52 Directors when they realize which character is everyone's favorite

[@deadspace2595]

how the heck don't you have at least 2k likes on this

[@Venom-ix8mp]

ARTHUR NOOO

[@caterpurrler6356]

Underrated comment!!!! I can relate so much😂😂

[@izimari]

@@caterpurrler6356 SHIZAAAAAA!!!

[@caterpurrler6356]

@@izimari yeah i cried lmao he was my favorite

[@esq2471]

1:02 11 year olds when they try to roast someone

[@jak.cr1ym]

LMAOOOOO 💀

[@Darkspace.]

Mr. 𝕘𝕒𝕪

[@scuddybuddy2271]

sqooke sounds like what you would say lol

[@TamanyaOSC_]

LOL- 😭😭

[@ironkrusher]

13:18 when the popular girl gets confronted for breaking rules

[@Jpeg.g]

They then eat paper like normal teenage girls do

[@ironkrusher]

@@Jpeg.g indeed

[@ellie1435]

or siblings

[@moelester7527]

@@Jpeg.g I guess she ate the rules.

[@Jpeg.g]

@@moelester7527 hahahha

[@icaromoura3774]

he makes more sense out of context

[@shua_the_great]

Just call them a Kugelblitz

[@pqbdwmnu]

This is actually hyper context

[@pirosoffaireyes]

I am not gonna lik e this comment so it stays at 666

[@achilles7264]

Sucking is NOT attractive

[@pirosoffaireyes]

well you guys ruined it

[@badreny]

“Here’s something you can do at home. Build a nuclear reactor.” -Michael Stevens

[@selensewar]

List of golden quotes of 21st century, all top 100 belongs to Michael.

[@patrick-xu1go]

selensewar “u r mr gay”
1:02

[@NoriMori1992]

sc4red You actually can, too. He was talking about David Hahn, who did that when he was a kid.

[@petarmitkov1056]

@@patrick-xu1go it played the moment I read this

[@Atthos99]

Michael Stevens is anarchocapitalist confirmed

[@fortisetlenisstudios3352]

Belle Delphine: "What would you do if you found me in your fridge?"
Me: 20:58

[@MrFrostcold]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@jak.cr1ym]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@SteventheOrigin]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@brodstytoasty]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@theatticaddict]

CUNDERRATED OMMENT

[@Bluey]

28:17 I FEEL BETRAYED

[@kruksolny]

Oh shit 29:02 he says wait a minute and the video is exactly 30:02 so there's 1 minute left now that's attention to detail

[@DataExpungedNull]

Yay someone noticed

[@dfwai7589]

@@DataExpungedNull that moment when you make a small in joke and someone finally notices

[@-YELDAH]

That’s e x t r e m e
Like teeth, or are they? 👌

[@alexandramuller9055]

@@DataExpungedNull yay with teeth

[@connorconnor2421]

No, 29:00

[@scribblyjones9520]

Michael is a chaotic god of knowledge

[@joeysilva8567]

Pingas Controller chaotic good

[@mariofann9000]

A Chaos God superior to Khorne

[@Soul688]

I agree

[@annalisadae]

chaotic gosh*

[@GabrielAugustomisterkakuna]

He's like the Mask but with infinite knowlege.

[@tagreedibrahim9978]

5:11
feels like an interrogation and he's leaving this thing to deal with me

[@IshowSongNames]

It was also what i was thinking

[@goldngamer1365]

Why is this funny

[@DylanFarstveet]

Hmmm

[@omegawilliam95s36]

The new SCP.

[@canofbeans142]

@@omegawilliam95s36
SCP - XXXX: *”Columbug”*
Object Class: Safe

[@ironkrusher]

0:30 chickens when you looking for something to eat

[@benzz1193]

10:55: Every 6 year old.

[@avidbrowser3547]

Benzz-_ 11 More like 12:45

[@eight1013]

me: 10:55 & 12:45

[@cleon24769]

14:59 is a room full of 6 year olds.

[@scritch8833]

@@cleon24769 it's true

[@2isaton981]

more like 2 year old my frend is way better then that ...
and he is 5

[@ralumairy]

yay............with *teeth*

[@teushommes6751]

Oh hi
It's cosmo

[@katmlg2505]

ohitscosmo why are u here???-

[@ralumairy]

@@katmlg2505 THIS IS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO

[@RWNetworkEX]

😁

[@snakeorbreak6258]

hi there..............with *teeth*

[@koudyhoShorty]

21:32 - My flirting skills
If that doesn't work, I have more aces in my sleeve... 22:54 , 23:39 , 25:03
27:28 - Me at the end of the date

[@viethknorr5389]

The first was the best

[@UnitedKingdomOfAmerica]

I clicked the third one and got a mr clean ad. I guess now I flirt by talking about Mr clean's sponges

[@normalguy9065]

I clicked the 3rd one and the first thing I said when it ended was“hol up”

[@Bug0221]

*I have no life*

[@sonicszuetomyt5448]

"So see you next time, Family"
tf is this, Alabama?

[@BisshaktoManush]

0:48 Whenever I see people

[@deadleaves140]

Normal homework: Pre calculus, chemistry, etc.
Homework during coronavirus: 4:38

[@m.e.7000]

I like that one

[@Astitva]

Deadass

[@jakubkorczak3071]

underrated

[@tacofitness1876]

Relatable

[@Meh]

_build nuclear reactor_

[@elliswtf]

16:48
*kazoo kid intensifies*

[@dm856w3]

This comment is on 69 likes.
I can't like it.

[@mattygee6852]

@@dm856w3 you can like it now. Get back here you fucker

[@Model_BT-7274]

@@dm856w3 lmfao s#x number wholesome chungus 100

[@dm856w3]

@@mattygee6852 I am back lads

[@love2o9]

I was thinking the same thing

[@illonesly4793]

"hey, vsauce. michel here. you, are not alive. seriously." - vsauce 2029

[@DataExpungedNull]

You could’ve easily convinced that was an actual quote that I missed

[@illonesly4793]

@@DataExpungedNull lol wowoooo thxxx even for replying :)

[@theternal]

26:20 that kid from your class when teacher's phone starts to ring

[@barry43356]

That’s so true

[@leicesterpoppadom7225]

that would be me

[@mywaterco0lerromance]

I do that sometimes

[@stevethepro4761]

Wow I’m famous

[@theatticaddict]

LMFAO

[@sonnynorth6932]

nobody:
boys during november: 4:05

[@bluina5974]

omg this is so underrated

[@blankblank5409]

No

[@xxxihavenofriendsxxx4018]

And 2:45

[@weedyeeter940]

🤣🤣🤣im fuckin dying

[@umbrasyl]

waht's with all this "boys during ..." shit? it's so cringily specific

[@Azure_fae]

Vsauce is one of those memes that are funny enough to watch but his actual videos are still able to be taken seriously

[@chamibrosnetwork7043]

Vsauce Michael here

[@plompedu]

@@keygenxcx Game Theory? Ness = Sans?

[@naritruwireve1381]

That's some serious skill right there

[@Blox117]

so almost like your childhood?

[@Uggabugga07]

Yeah

[@Mencacity]

12:07
THE SMIRK AT THE END IS EVERYTHING

[@bas_ee]

5:25 shadow michael is so menacing. Like an all-knowing powerful entity, you dont know if its preparing to attack, or just observing you

[@ziggystarbucks6383]

Your math teacher after you’re sick one day:
1:35

[@ishi_gho9695]

Best comment ever

[@DaBestNub]

I feel like a lot of people don’t get this joke

[@forlorneater6595]

Just a normal person would, not an abnormal person

[@goldbysilver3694]

@@tameronica that's kinda easy tho

[@notpienet]

@@goldbysilver3694 r/iamverysmart

[@Your_Future_Overlord]

This is the man that will defeat Thanos

[@arcticgamers123]

Clearly you've never heard of shaggy

[@toast3374]

Pfft, Shaggy's got nothing on this guy.

[@jackace5183]

Thanos: (snaps his fingers)
Michael: (turns to dust)
- five minutes later, Michael rematerializes -
Michael: I didn't *actually* die. (proceeds to deck Thanos in the schnoz)

[@Tasorius]

@@jackace5183 But as he turns to dust he says "I am turning to dust".
And when he comes back he says "Or am I?"

[@benjaminjones8782]

Light Of The Seven no ant man will go inside his ass and expand

[@moondust2612]

5:34 me trying to convince everyone im not the imposter

[@jsjdnshsnsngjdjdjshs]

Lololol

[@mychemicalcoffee3022]

Mood

[@tux1468]

When the impostor is sus!😳

[@ejxjfjdjzjjsjryf2784]

amogus

[@scarletpachyderm]

amogus

[@tophatpenguin1143]

Netflix: are you still watching?
Me and the boys in a alternate universe: 26:51

[@fleur5782]

å

[@eindeed]

*what the f*ck*

[@theladthattakescontent2650]

Now that’s comedy

[@saltswimming502]

Someone's daughter

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

bruh

[@DerpySeal_]

13:22
“Get rid of this message.”
*F U C K I N G E A T S T H E M E S S A G E*

[@nikolaibelinski8133]

His body can handle it, he is made out of VSauce

[@Schlagsmeister]

the american way to get rid of the message

[@holgasolis1397]

*I can do what I want*

[@wawasp]

BigBoiMan

[@KokoroKatsura]

A N I M E
N
I
M
E

[@filledwithmaggots]

12:07
She: "Dong.......... Is that something you eat?"
Thats *literally* what she said

[@mag8533]

Thats a *CHOKE* rights?
Its like joke... but uhh... choke is when you...
Ill leave...

[@Leonardo-G]

I mean yeah but then the cheeky little face at 12:12 is just.... I fuckin love Vsauce

[@Nick-bl2kg]

That's where it all started
That smile
12:11
That damn smile

[@Jun.Suzuki]

Oh hey my hero academia dude

[@filledwithmaggots]

@@Jun.Suzuki sup roblox dude

[@theavonladies8]

21:39 Karen during the divorce

[@sharkzie3911]

Mike Woodworth omg so true im. lauugiing so ard

[@sharkzie3911]

Molly McMillan A R D

[@mychemicalcoffee3022]

@@sharkzie3911 A R D

[@lefishe286]

20:58 me during the divorce

[@JustSnacko]

14:20
My new favorite phrase

[@majorse203]

had me laughing so hard

[@ChrisKogos]

Timeless

[@redsuit]

No we have time he has time to make thid

[@notaguy4289]

But what is time? And how does it taste?

[@martenwulf]

@@notaguy4289 what does time smell like?

[@martenwulf]

@@notaguy4289 or: where is your space?

[@jthad52801]

W@Der Absender

[@GlitchDoctor]

3:10
*No hole will be left unfilled.*
_Oh my gosh!_

[@snailsand]

Even worse when you put it after the one before it

[@ali_sha3ban_]

My heart…

[@pluto47yearsago84]

@@snailsand I am sorry? Do you speak English? I do not understand what you mean.

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

@@pluto47yearsago84 are you joking? Do _you_ speak English?

[@pluto47yearsago84]

@@LPSWeirdCow13 Yes, I speak English as a secondary language.

[@UCWjF-rlGGWBHxEPLGJXZBoA]

2:47 When you get awful rng luck in minecraft

[@FrizellaTheBee]

I dunno but that didn't age well

[@chocobocolio]

2:44 Michael be spittin' facts

[@Mick_92]

26:51Michel be spittin'

[@IAtoms]

0:32 _T H I S I S A F R E S H E G G_

[@jr0ggy]

howtobasic is creaming his pants rn

[@ultraprim]

How he says it tho XD

[@jawst1n175]

Why does he sound so angry when he spits an egg out

[@JackSpackProductions]

Further proof that Vsauce is howtobasic

[@fortisetlenisstudios3352]

666 likes

[@donutz424]

5:49 when you spend the night at your friends house and they don’t give you a blanket

[@soconfused8541]

Yikes those are made of razor blades

[@lefishe286]

Me when friend give no blanket 20:58

[@clintb3927]

5:10 when my sleep paralysis demon realizes I'm lucid dreaming

[@markfieweger5630]

Me when I trip and fall while just standing still
10:56 tAdA! i’M a NiNjA!

[@lefishe286]

20:58 my friend when I accidentally make him trip

[@picardas1638]

When you have been dating her for 2 years and she tries to hug you.
15:28

[@NicknotNak]

I can’t tell if you are the “don’t hold hand before marriage” or “I have crippling hafaphobia”
I know I spelt it wrong but I refuse to look it up. Google auto correct/ auto fill failed me.

[@captainwilliam3920]

*Jazz music starts playing*

[@starlord0o072]

9:45

[@wug4zi_]

@@starlord0o072 😂😂

[@wug4zi_]

Nah it was a joke-

[@EpicCathoNerd]

Imagine if aliens wanted to know a summary of what human intelligence was like, and we recommended Vsauce, but they accidentally watched this instead

[@DataExpungedNull]

I would love that

[@NoriMori1992]

Honestly I don't think they'd understand us much better if they watched actual Vsauce. XD

[@gyanaroberts5990]

That would be an accurate summary of human intelligence

[@42c28]

3:38

[@kwik2707]

It wouldn’t be inaccurate

[@nqel0]

"Prepare to get blown."
- Michael and his toys.
Has to be one of the best ones.

[@oboll6064]

18:20 "Third place tastes like not having to eat the temperature 'cheese'." - Vsauce Michael
Words to live by.

[@Bug0221]

D O N G

[@Stormfox93]

I wonder if Michael watches these himself.

[@VladDascaliuc]

Pretty sure he does.

[@TBrum021]

Watches these? He made them. All of them.

[@ArcanumChronicles]

@@TBrum021 I think he means compilation videos of michael.

[@TBrum021]

ArcanumChronicles yeah I know I’m joking that he made the compilations

[@vvvvvv66666]

He said he does

[@geo3317]

20:57
When you hear someone say they liked the YT rewind

[@dragoncat9153]

Not real they wouldn't hesitate

[@chasington5102]

I liked the youtube rewind
sue me

[@Duckduckgoose7]

YESSS

[@vernorexia4216]

I liked it just because they put pewdiepie and Minecraft and Mr Beast

[@ssm4.chillpollo]

which one

[@theatticaddict]

Teacher: flicks the lights on and off to get the class’s attention
The epileptic kid: 19:09

[@bestxave]

I got a burger king ad, and I thought it was the actual vid. I wouldn't be surprised, tbh.

[@JCSLstuff]

Nobody:
Middle schooler's jokes: 1:02

[@corgcupcake8405]

Timberwolf 707 lol it’s true (I’m in middle school, and I hate wen people do it)

[@derikr]

Corgcake
Usually they say it ironically

[@c0smicc0re]

True

[@lothlien2640]

Well u r Mr gay

[@poopsniffer4436]

That’s like 9 yr olds

[@trevorstirn9795]

"What is the biggest number?"
*"Forty. Take it or leave it."*

[@Lifesaver7741]

Kid: I want to live to be a hundred years old!
Antivaxx mom: Three, take it or leave it.
PS: This is not meant to offend anyone, I saw it on a meme video.

[@offensivelyalive7774]

U

[@jaydoesntlikeyou]

22:37 when I try to wake up my parents for Christmas.

[@jrlopez1027.]

Me: *Wakes up after watching cuties trailer*
The fbi: 1:58

[@Tuskact262]

Well how did it go?

[@fortisetlenisstudios3352]

More like: 20:58

[@lefishe286]

20:58 my FBI agent

[@Spicii9896]

What video was this

[@CheeseYourself]

20:56
Seeing Michael with an actual gun made me immediately go into cardiac arrest.

[@Xplici_T]

"How many bullets can the human body handle?"
probably one of the last things you'll hear before death

[@creepypastakingthedragones3679]

I thought of a Michael with a hand gun not a fucking 50 caliber rifle

[@danceymetal172]

The fact he barley flinches with it too... Uncanny.

[@honeydewmelo4742]

When the heavy sniper comes to real life

[@gabenova1117]

@@creepypastakingthedragones3679 same i was thinking maybe a desert eagle but never fckin mind

[@Jamtri]

3:04
“If you kinda like somebody, make them stand 3 quarters of a millimeter away from you.
“No hole will be left open.”
“Oh my gosh...”

[@captainwilliam3920]

*Ominous space music starts playing*

[@caterpurrler6356]

"What is the biggest number you can think of"

[@X-Rei]

@@caterpurrler6356 40 is pretty big

[@Chenzo-Racheff]

1:52
Me explaining to my friend why I wasn't at school.

[@siamenace4680]

its four am i lost it at “this is a fresh egg” because it was so sudden

[@philippamichel552]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MRPiki-js4jg]

9:33 when someone asks you if those are your children

[@DaBestNub]

Underrated

[@hiffahyphae6707]

My mom would say “oh, they came out of me”

[@Nando-tv3di]

@Count Anonymous n

[@jsjdnshsnsngjdjdjshs]

I’m literally dying

[@iaganfoss]

Ahhahahahahaa

[@somebody5834]

12:07
"Dong....is that something you eat?"
The real comedy here is that he can keep a strait face while hearing that.

[@Venom-ix8mp]

Calvin Kasiborski but he didn’t?

[@somebody5834]

@@Venom-ix8mp Relatively***

[@haseenabadshah5381]

169 likes lmao

[@monkeybanana3058]

le funn y se*cks numbwerr!!! hhahha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fenrix155]

But he raised an eyebrow. That’s good enough for me

[@RandomGuy-xb4ez]

16:57 me in the bois worshipping the dark lord of cake

[@exostar]

21:51
When you are sick of geometry and still have to do it.

[@sc0pian632]

16:22 Me when I just found diamonds and I'm trying to get back up to the surface

[@hhorst84]

7:43
You just got stuck in a cave and cant find the way out

[@aliveslice]

I can't believe how much random context enhances these random moments

[@Sashi_Mee]

11:45 Michael after he's acquired all the infinity stones

[@briaiguess8834]

uh oh

[@briaiguess8834]

@@Ratchet-pl5yo "Or would it?" *~{V Sauce Music}~*

[@rojodojo63]

I got an Alexa ad.. Is Alexa gonna rule the world?

[@Jordan-qx8lr]

Or did he?

[@creperheper128]

23:48

[@mychemicalcoffee3022]

9:40
"I still haven't had water. This is coffee, I've never had water in all my life."
Relatable xD

[@dmgroberts5471]

I've always thought that Michael would make a great villain in a horror movie. It's that combination of polite, enthusiastic personality, unnerving, erratic body language, and sudden changes in subject-matter.
"Hello Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers? Did I cut them off while you were sleeping, deep fry them and give them to children like tasty treats? Mmmmmm...no. But am I going to do that in the near future? That's for me to know, and you to find out. As always, thanks for screaming!"
It just writes itself.

[@mattson4552]

"i am more like the dad of idubbbz"
only a true memelord could say something so beautiful

[@gracorossanigo4853]

_I like them short and thick_

[@Scrubjay457]

_"You are really soft and warm, by the way."_
-*Definitely* not an alien

[@bridgettemennenga2448]

ayydubs

[@nuclearshorts1243]

*You are Mr. Gay*

[@tobi-xo3if]

Michael is an enigma. He’s some 6th dimensional super being that’s entertaining himself with this.

[@karelkrajicek6607]

He is Tom Bombadil

[@ragalack]

@@karelkrajicek6607 With unmatchable strength

[@hairyputter5363]

I read that enema. HELP I'm scared

[@atomicatives4132]

What's an enigma?

[@Suo_kongque]

Karel Krajicek yes... yes he is

[@combinesoldier14]

Michael has to be one of the most diverse and versatile youtubers ever. He's funny, weird, and interesting at the same time

[@franklinass8047]

"the dumb hole" that's what I call my neighbor.

[@shinbot877]

That's what I called my school "a dumb hole"

[@noobwithagun9672]

@@shinbot877 that’s what I call life

[@storiegrimm9464]

Nobody:
Me at the middle school dance: 19:08

[@masonknox4697]

Evergrimm me at the school dance 20:58

[@gabereal]

@@masonknox4697 oh

[@Blio_]

Mason Knox *_oh_*
*_oh no_*

[@kavguy]

@@masonknox4697 Well that's cool too

[@idkhonestly7163]

@@masonknox4697 no

[@jaceclark794]

4:30
Me after lying to dora about where the ocean is

[@dailyyy_]

I'm dying🤣🤣

[@QuicksolutionsOnline]

Im trying hard to survive

[@lolunicornsaj8907]

BAHAHAHA IM DEADDD 💀

[@jsjdnshsnsngjdjdjshs]

Hahahhaahahhahahagaaa

[@rockpie]

do no like anymore

[@sparkythecat]

1:09
"Yay.."
*"With teeth"*

[@aubrey_animations9880]

Why did i actually say yay after the teeth bit

[@bunnyloverplayz1371]

what video was that

[@ETcuber]

26:25 That is one of the most conflicted bongs I have ever seen.

[@scientistdoggo]

0:48
Me practicing for my school Presentation that I made in under 2 minutes

[@hellothere00021]

LOL

[@theatticaddict]

Ok fine, I’ll give u 1k

[@Slyyam123]

0:30 He’s HowToBasic... HE’S HOWTOBASIC

[@thewafflepancakes9162]

"This is a (FRESH) egg."

[@Froggo9000]

He actually is he said it on the howtobasic2 channel

[@LemonShot.]

@@Froggo9000 so did a bunch of other people in that video lol

[@orecula]

@@awkwardandquiet16yearsago75 go to del taco they have something called fre sh a va ca do

[@Froggo9000]

@@awkwardandquiet16yearsago75 No it probably wasnt a joke

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

15:41 Cannibals when you tell them to stop eating humans:

[@thatvikingdownstairs3756]

girl: how tall are you
guy: 6-
girl: 9:45

[@sharkzie3911]

That Viking Downstairs was oomgg lol

[@llounfox9290]

😂 I

[@jacjac4390]

I Just imagine Vsauce is a mental institution escapee and he is halucinating that he's talking to someone

[@enamelalchemist]

for some reason imagining specifically michael in any scenario would be funny

[@RWNetworkEX]

Imagine michael at a zoo. The zookeepers are feeding him but he keeps telling them science facts that they aren't interested in.

[@enamelalchemist]

Lucas the crybaby “goosebumps are just skin boners”

[@RWNetworkEX]

I completely agree with that

[@martenwulf]

Imagine?

[@rastko7261]

26:06 Why does Michael when he was younger look like someone trying to impersonate today's Michael?

[@fernando_uiui]

Michael VSauce looks like Michael Scott

[@balboaraps8734]

He looks like lester from gta v

[@brainseason850]

It is the same person.

[@Mick_92]

@@brainseason850 Or... is he?

[@pbcentral6577]

@@Mick_92 in fact it is not the human body replaces each atom in the body every 5 years

[@princessbanana4625]

22:06 what my dogs thinking when looking at me

[@Tegres1]

Me, when I watch, "The Emperor's New Groove:" 27:26.

[@theatticaddict]

Ayyyyy! 😂

[@sambradley9091]

Michael: u r mr gay
Me: YES I AM

[@Cyanide_no_aji]

No You...

[@Veroniccordion]

*HELL 2 YOU*

[@salvale9184]

Lol that’s gay

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

I am too. It must be because of all the Super Mario Galaxy I played as a kid.

[@dadpounder4209]

Bro I fukin love ur pfp

[@kylefreeburg9353]

Imagine a sitcom where Michael is an alien from outer space living with a family to learn about earth, including a 6 year old who he helps with science, a teenager who uses him to hit on girls, and two very confused parents.

[@legendarytat8278]

Excuse me but what

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

ALF?

[@Captain1nsaneo]

That's almost the plot of Mork and Mindy.

[@uhok6189]

I need this now, and if I don't get it I'll drown myself in lava.

[@czarofhalloween]

Isn’t that the plot of Marvin Marvin

[@ONE-vt1fz]

0:41
me in highschool algebra

[@squarebubble5400]

Micheal is the first human to be crafted by internet sorcerers to be made out of pure memes

[@CptDawner]

0:30 *blerghh* “This’a fresh egg.”

[@captainwilliam3920]

Were there brains clairvoyant? Can our brains see into the future?
As it turns out, no.
*Funk music starts playing*

[@zacoman2225]

17:37: “The atoms in this coffee hundreds of them were once peed out of Albert Einstein”

[@ulicespedraza]

Zacoman222 me to a normal conversation

[@harry_page]

Me: _Sees cute girl_
My brain: "Say something normal!"
Me: 17:37

[@Blio_]

YeEt HaW holy pop rocks

[@fabritac6749]

How does he know

[@vukantic1978]

@@harry_page *gets bj*

[@Joe2033]

15:28
Me with a girl when we've only been together for 36 years, 11 months and 2 days.

[@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674]

This comment is underrated

[@Amy-si8gq]

4:14 this is like when mario said if you do drugs you go to hell before you die

[@Inpognit0]

"Dong..is that something you eat?"
Michael: "😏"

[@woosh5102]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ryansheffield364]

Timestamp?

[@mtndewmslayer2564]

Ryan Sheffield 12:05 your welcome

[@em745]

Sir Incognito WHEEZED

[@soccer4720]

21:51 "EUGHEHG, RqQRERQ dice feenoids"

[@Nordisk11]

Truly the most inspirational quote.

[@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849]

Disphenoids

[@nickgurrgaming8824]

Sims be like :

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

1:02 The media when boys hold hands:

[@evanfasher2045]

5:34 toddlers trying to get out of trouble be like: