Blast It Up My Sh*tter - Dirty Gerty (1941)
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"Dirty Gerty" Gertrude Vaughns was A Prostitute in the local Chicago area after a long time client from Sex Records Milford Jewishberg gave her a deal with Sex Records for a recording session this was that session. The song was banned everywhere, except in the US but Gerty had to sings the lyrics "Up the Shitter" instead of "Up My Shitter" reluctantly she agreed but that is why the on the album cover says differently from the song Title its self. Hey Sex records is not going to do reprints of the cover, alright. Fuck That. We aren't made out of money. You want to give us money? Then we will change it.
[Verse 1]
C'mon now you assholes
This is what you are here for
Aren't you
Get your privates saluting to my big boobies and
When I bend over
You all better stand at attention for my Round booty
Now we are going to get this party started fellas
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Verse 2]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Chorus]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Boys
Double pork your sausages in my rump ooouuu oh oh yeah that's right guys
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless of course you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter tonight
[Piano solo]
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Dirty Gerty Gertrude Vaughns was A Prostitute in the local Chicago area after a long time client from Sex Records Milford Jewishberg gave her a deal with Sex Records for a recording session this was it, the song was banned everywhere, except in the US but Gerty had to sings the lyrics "Up the Shitter" instead of "Up My Shitter" reluctantly she agreed but that is why the on the album cover says differently from the song Title its self. Hey Sex records is not going to do reprints of the cover. Fuck That. We aren't made out of money.
[Verse 1]
C'mon now you assholes
This is what you are here for
Aren't you
Get your privates saluting to my big boobies and
When I bend over
You all better stand at attention for my Round booty
Now we are going to get this party started fellas
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Verse 2]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Piano Solo]
[Verse 2 repeated]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Chorus]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Make me wider that king kong's canyon
Blast Me up the shitter tonight
Fill up these hole with all those cannons
Blast Me up the shitter tonight
Give me a high colonic with your kock
[Chorus Big Finish]
Blast me up the shitter
(oh yeah now)
Blast me up the shitter
Blast Me
Blast me up
Blast me up the shitter
Blast
me
up
the
shitter
toooo niiiiight
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Most powerful technology ever seen & this is what we do with it?
At least most of us don't throw feces at each other. LoL we're just fucking monkeys! Haha
Tell me this is real.ans not made by AI. I can't believe it lol
And yet my mom likes to swear that "singers today are just so much more vulgar than previous generations!"
Yes, this is AI. This person does not exist. Plus would anyone from the 40's sing about this topic so freely.
She’s got more bars than most rappers today
That’s because it was made today lmao. They didn’t use words like booty, boobies or shitter in 1941. This is definitely ai generated lol
Its actually funny that youre right.
@@HatsuneM1ku01No shit
@@HatsuneM1ku01No shit, Sherlock, he’s saying it sounds better than modern rappers regardless.
No mumble rap here.
I need this in Fallout 4 Radio, IMEDIATELY
It doesnt help that the game already has rocket 69 and 60 min men.
It shouldn't be too difficult to add a bunch of tracks to the game files or something, right? I'm ignorant on the subject.
This would be the best song to randomly come on 😂 although it sounds like a fallout new Vegas song tbh
I'd pay so fucking much for a surprise patch to add these songs to it lol
Idk if this is the same channel, but there's a TON of these old times styled dirty songs, and they're all FUCKING GOLD!!!!
I mean, a good chunk of the songs in Fallout aren't exactly subtle references to sex;
Butcher Pete
Jingle, Jangle, Jingle
The Wanderer
Good Rockin Tonight
I usually play this Christmas eve for the family
I like your Christmas Spirit.
@@chrisg4357 so do the Whittakers.
That's nice, you sound like a very family-oriented person. 😂🤣
lol..I'm sure your family loves it..🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I can warm up your onions, yours are as big as Paul Bunyan’s” is one of the greatest lines ever written in a song. Period.
Oh Wow, Thank you Very much.
Fuckin' poetry, lol
@@bondvagabond42 Thank you so much man. I don't know what to say this song just came to me....
That didn't come out right.
Back when women had CLASS
Lol bro I don’t know who you are but I’m picturing you saying this more serious than joking and I’m laughing heartily 🤣
This make sexy red look like elmo
*ass
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
She was very dirty, but my grandpa loved her.
You got that right. All of our grandpas' Loved her.
Your grandpa had great taste!!!
Proud to be your 69th like
Thats why grandad loved her
At least we know where we get it from
If you ever wondered about what sailors did on shore leave during WW2.....This song should answer all your questions.
This is what we were doing in the 80's.
@@DanielMcGillis-f3w Were you in the navy?
@@michaelmontano4280 87-09
Not just ww2 I can promise you. 1986-1990
Well this is something to look forward to when I start basic at hms Raleigh!
They played this at my Grandma's funeral. Nobody asked them to but it was the 40's and the mortician was her pimp.
It must have been a touching scene. My condolences.
@@TheOfficialS3XRecords Oh it turned out she was still alive! This song woke her up thankfully. So grateful that you found this! 🙏🙏
At least your grandma had a steady stream of income.
@@kelleychilton2524 I always got mine for free from her. Miss her.
@@kelleychilton2524 Steady stream of SOMETHING at least, after the events that led up to this song.
‘Dirty Gerty and the Reamers’. My dad saw her at a USO show in Korea. He often wondered how she packed all those soldiers into her small venue, it’s the stuff of legend
With lots of lu- nvm wrong venue
Supporting the troops. Top stuff.
This is my grandmas favorite song. I remember she used play this song when she would tuck me into bed and tell me that she loved me!! ❤
That's a very special kind of grandma and a spicy one too. She must have a very interesting sense of humor and love.
clASS
W grandma
you are the result of not blasting it right
Was mom watching?
Dirty Gerty's songs were one of the few things that kept a smile on the faces of our boys as they flew those terrifying B-17 and B-29 missions over Europe and the Pacific.
They had it easy as fuck. It was the infantryman doing all the hard work without the clean clothes and base to fly back to for hot food and showers. Ain't much has changed.
@@SonOfTheDawn515yeah thousands of b17s weren't shot down by flak and fighters yeah?
@SonOfTheDawn515 it's called "tactical acquisition." Try getting good.
@@SonOfTheDawn515Bro forgot the army Air Force lost the most men in WW2. “Easy as fuck.”
@@SonOfTheDawn515 if you belive any millitary man on any side of the conflict had it easy....in any war ever.....i hope your nations sees nothing but peace in your lifetime
I found this on 78 when my aunt died and we were cleaning out her house. My mom told me she liked playing it at brunches.
Friend of mine overheard his dad talk about how his grandma would blast this every weekend and it'd bring a smile to his grandpa and next day grandma would sit on a donut pillow for the whole day.
🤣Dirty Gerty was a huge influence back then, and still to this day.
@@TheOfficialS3XRecords Also thanks for the absolutly majestic execution. Crude humor is very hard to handle but when used very much intentionally in concert with comically good talent, like the level of care in recreating the genre, it's an entirely different ballpark. the difference between toilet humor vs surrealist humor so surreal it seems like quality comedy in toilet.
@@FPoP1911 I am not worthy, very high praise, and I take your comment to heart in the best way, Thank you for such a praise worthy compliment. Honestly I get a lot of hate on the channel, jerks constantly downing this video in particular Saying "Is it AI" or "Its AI fake BS" when anyone with a brain like yourself knows this is comedy or satire channel first, music second but I take both with equal importance. I am glad I was able to entertain you and people like you. And that you saw quality in what I made. I do not get that often but when I do I don't forget it. Thank you again.
Wtf😂
A penetrating thrust into a world of dark matter.
As an A&R man in the 50's I pitched this to Ella Fitzgerald's people. I wound up being brutally beaten by every member of the Rat Pack save Sinatra, who threw a hankie at my quivering bloody post ass kicked mass and said, "clean yerself up, palooka".
The stories you could, I bet.
Priceless historical accounts. Thanks for sharing, glad they didn’t off you. :)
Imagine thinking this was true
Sorry but Ella was GREAT, and this song is not worth her time. No wonder Frank got angry. He loved her talent.
Thank you for your service 🙏
Ah yes the good old days; gentler more innocent times.
this is fake you know
This isn't fake I found this exact song on an old vinyl in my grandpa's collection not long after he died
@@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262 Got a genuine vinyl at home, honest.
I'm almost 40 years old and I just heard this song for the first time, I didn't know this person existed, also my grandfather was a Korean vet.
I salute your Grandfather. Thank you.
She doesn't exist, this song was made by AI
My soviet grandfather called this "a result of decadent capitalism" he loved it in every way
there is truth to that ! but it was more then likely made and recorded by the ones that failed art student went after ! and i would say they vary well could have come from a commie back ground as porno was and is there thing
They don't make 'em like this anymore. RIP Gerty
No Sir, they do not.
They were playing this on repeat at my nan’s care home earlier. The grannies were groovin’ along.
Gerty is a classic what can I say.
my parents were from the greatest generation. they had us dancing & singing the lyrics to this song especially on weekends. good times!
I’m proud to say that Gerty is my mother . Love ❤️ you Mom 😊
Lucille Bogan ACTUALLY made this kinda shit 100 years ago. Great to see a resurrection of the genre!
Memories ... R.I.P Nana Daisy, you brought me up as if I was family, you taught me soo much 😢 my best friends Grandma Daisy used to play this on her wind up record player when she warmed up our onions. Showed and taught me so much, Everyone at youth club camp had warm onions after being in the tent with her. We all miss you RIP Daisy ... very experienced lady, took it all in, no woman has ever come close x 😢
Your Grandma sounds like she really brought only warmth to people when they really needed it. I am glad this old classic song brought back great memories of a person you cherished so much. I hope the spirit of Dirty Gerty warms your onions with your Grandma smiling and nodding on proudly.
Omg. Stop it. 😂
Is this real?
@@davekyle433 it's a real video on yt...
@@kdizzystl Never, Dirty Gerty can't be stopped.
When I younger I was going through my grandpas old ww2 trunk filled with trinkets and what not that he brought home with him after the war and I remember finding this song on a 45 record and he took it from me, but he had a big grin on his face. I had totally forgot about that until now. RIP Grandpa
Yes RIP to your Grandpa, he obviously had a lot of great memories of Dirty Gerty's old.45.
The choir used to sing this in Sunday school; one of my favorites...
Had a girl like this once.
You are a lucky guy.
😏😏😏😏😏
And me. 1976-1980. I was 18, she 31😊.
I have spent the past 2 days laughing myself sore to this song, 10/10.
Wow Dude, I am so amazed so many people find this video so funny and love it so much. I always appreciate cool people like you. I am so glad you enjoyed that much. Thanks for the love.
It peaked at number 2 in the Billboard charts!
I think you meant to say billboard Sharts
Grand-dad Eugene always played this for the family on Christmas Eve ❤️
Its a myth people in the 40's, 50's etc. did not swear or talk crass. It's just that the santized radio and tv standards of the day give us a skewed impression. Times change, people don't.
This song was made like 3 days ago you absolute weapon
This song was Grandpas favorite. **RIP** He would tell us grandkids stories of his days as a roadie for Dirty Gerty when they went on the East Coast tour, blasting in and out every shithole along the Hershey Highway. Gerty was strict, wouldn't take shit from anyone.God bless you, Gertrude Vaughns.
I can't breath from laughing! Please put this on Spotify my dude! 🤣🤣🤣
So same 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇮🇪
My nan used to sing this one in '44 whilst working in a first aid post in Normandy.
This was played at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance in '55, for George McFly and his date.
With this kind of music it's no wonder my grandparents had 9 kids...
You watch, this will be featured in Fallout 5.
Oh please make it so....
Ha!
Won't be long before modders make it a reality!
One second im looking up videos for Anne Rice, next im listening to this. 2024 never fails to amuse me.
This is what AI was made for..... Screw curing cancer.
I really wish that Ms. Gertrude Vaughns got the chance to have the creative direction to have her song her way. But that's the music industry for you; always changing artists creations. What could have been if she got to sing, "Blast me up my shitter tonight". The world will never know.
We here at Sex Records always felt she could have been a huge star but those were the times back then, simple words spoken sung or even thought can completely end a career back then. Thank God that would never possibly happen today. But now with this thing called the "Internets" "The TH-cams" new fans like yourself can appreciate a forgotten artist like Gertrude Vaughns. and you know what. Thank You!
Just like Betty Boop copied Esther Jones, that bitch Red Hot Riding Hood rode high in her career by stealing Mrs. Vaughn's entire persona.
Wish my grandma was alive, she was a WWII WAC, I would have slipped this in her music collection.
My grandfather made it through WW2 because his crush promised him, more when he comes back.
Probably motivated him
That's one way to motivate a war fighter.
@@Hippo_Hegemony yeah basically she promised to let him hit.
Better than anything. To quote my great grandfather “I went John Wick or whoever he is on these fellas”
This song reminds of days gone by. Playing baseball with my pa, mums apple pie and our white picket fence. And long summer nights. The good old days.😊
This was on the juke box at the old stainless steel diner on Main Street. It was the flip side on the 45 to "Eat mo' possum!"
Well this is going on the Thanksgiving Playlist.
Wow, Your family will find out the turkey isn't the only thing getting stuffed.
@@TheOfficialS3XRecords truth hurts, but don't be scared of it
I haven't heard this in years. My grandfather told me about Dirty Gerty. Fun fact, this record was only banned in 48 states. For whatever reason, it was still allowed to be played in New Mexico and Delaware. When I was older, I learned that Dirty Gerty might be my paternal grandmother. Apparently she had 14 kids and by age 60 she was nearly 380 pounds.
I see you know a lot about your possible paternal Grandmother. You have done your research well, Sex Records is very pleased with your wealth of knowledge.
Lmao pretty sure gerty was black and pretty sure this song is a fake !!
@@jospartan6451 You can learn a lot from @ajd7772
@@TheOfficialS3XRecords you need to learn a lot pushing misinformation bad form not cool bad dude
@@jospartan6451it is not.
My grandpa was a best boy grip in many of Veronica Lake's movies and he told me she used to hum this tune between takes.
Sounds like he got gripped by Gerty real good.
I don't care if this ai generated. This is classy and fucking hilarious.
Idk how I got here but I can’t wait to start playing this at parties lol
I dont want to hear boomers talk about modern music again, no wonder grandma had 10 kids
It's not real ya dope.
People made such wholesome music back then.
This was my wedding song.
If this was your Wedding song, What was your Honeymoon song.... Slobbering on my Knob by Dirty Gerty as well.
I smiled from start to finish.
lol..me too..🤣
She was one classy broad, very popular with the boys apparently.. Pure golden nostalgia 🍩
You get it. And you know what, I'm proud of you for it.
This would be perfect for the next Fallout game.
Any song that works in the word “colonic” has my vote.
🤣Thank You very much.
My Grandma loved this song! She would play this ,tuck me into bed and tell me she’d be back before Sunrise ahhh good times
Wow I never thought of this song as a lullaby but good childhood memories regardless.
I wish I still lived back home. I would get my grandma’s iPhone while she was in the tub and change her ringtone to this. She is very old, so it takes her around 15 seconds to answer. I’d then call her when she was at her weekly pinochle game with her friends. How funny would that be? A bunch of very old ladies playing pinochle… my proper grandma who thinks she is upper crust… and her phone rings and says “SHOOT IT IN MY MOUTH!”. She would freak the fuck out! Would be so worth it!
That would be absolutely hilarious.🤣
The late Colonel Angus, Hero of Bushy Thicket, used to whistle this song at the bar.
And the Best Comment Award Goes To.....
I've always had a great time in the bush, don't understand the newfangled obsession with shaved.
Remember, Colonel Angus was stripped of his rank after the incident at Big Beaver. He now goes by his civilian name, Ennol Angus.
@@llongone2 that is the reason he came mostly through the back entrance
It received a Grammy Award for Record of the Year
I know, we have it here at Sex Records Headquarters it is our prize possession. I can see you are a real Gerty enthusiast. You sir have a great memory.
You should seen them do the live version
Ahh yes, brings me back a month ago, back when I was a month younger.
You grew up so fast, Son.
I'm really loving these old-timey classics.
Who said music wasn't good back then?
My grandparents used to play this around the fire with mash mellows roasting……oh the joy of a real to real music player 😀
Nothing like suggestive childhood memories around the campfire.
The original ice spice, even in how fast her career imploded.
I’ve not heard this since my Grandparent’s Golden Wedding Anniversary in 1991. Great times.
How kids will be listening to the classics in the future
I never knew how much I needed this, and to have my onions warmed. Thank you kindly.
🤣You're welcome, and Thank you.
Who says A.I. has no Humanity ???!!!
If you have an original 45 pressing, you're lucky asf
Woah they had songs like this 80 years ago
I think this was the song my grandparents danced to at their wedding.
Great Memories I'm certain.
This would go down a treat at any nursing home them good old days eh 😂😂😂
Man I miss old fashioned values
Golly, things sure were a lot more clean and wholesome back in the old days. Not like today’s music, which is all about sex.
OMG! This is funny. Of course you all know this is a current song. Not from 1941
She was my grandmother ❤ RIP
Thats whats missing today Class
I genuinely can't believe this was a thing in the 40s. Had no idea "Booty" and "Boobies" were even terms back then.
This needs to put in a Bioshock game asap.
I fully support that. Make it so.
Well this is going into my modded fallout radio station. Lol
Thank You so much. And Everyone agrees too. I guess I have to find away to get this song in Fallout 5
This song was before 83 years ago 💙
This song was ai generated in 2024 because words like booty, boobies and shitter were not in use in 1941 vocabulary lol
Grandma's favorite song
Saw this on my recommended and had a audible "hwhat.."
"songs this generation are about sex"
1941:
I'm sending this to my wife.
There's a famous photo of a Saipan Sherman named Dirty Gerty, with "gonna blast this up your shitter, Tojo" written on the gun barrel.
This song just makes you want to get up and dance!!!!
Back when women acted like real ladies
She has a way with words.
I wonder how many grew up with this song and then they got older re heard and realized the true meaning 😂
The 1940s Lucille Bogan 😭😭
Classic song! Never heard it before! Still smiling.
And I am smiling right back at you☺
Best Taylor SwiftY song😅
I laughed until I became concerned for my health.
Good, then my plan is working.
(maniacal laughter ensues)
But thank you very much.
I thought I had reached the end of youtube several times before and been wrong time and again.
This is the end.
This song helped get all those American soldiers through the dark days of world war 2.
I was born in the wrong generation
Weren't we all. Weren't we all. (sigh)