Why You're Related to Everybody Else

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  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14966

    Time to call up my cousin Bill Gates.

    • @loosenup8152
      @loosenup8152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Lol

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

      Tell him to give me some money too...You are related to me remember

    • @Tesseract2912
      @Tesseract2912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol

    • @zak.886
      @zak.886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Despacito Rico Mapping or is he jk

    • @zak.886
      @zak.886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Despacito Rico Mapping I see you made a new video time time to watch it

  • @woahdude7738
    @woahdude7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5205

    “We’re all related”
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @GMFan
      @GMFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      w o a h d u d e XD

    • @anthonypolk18
      @anthonypolk18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Street hwome awlyffcycwvuhrdyjovrcujabama

    • @dirt1504
      @dirt1504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was the 420 like

    • @JohnnyL69
      @JohnnyL69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Where the skies are so blue

    • @TurkishEmpire2023
      @TurkishEmpire2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof

  • @supermariochris5002
    @supermariochris5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    I gotta call Elon Musk and tell him he owes me some money because I'm his long lost son

  • @GMSryBut
    @GMSryBut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "So you are the first one to interrupt your family chain"
    Me: I always knew I am the dissapointment of my family

    • @coemcoem7070
      @coemcoem7070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not the forst

    • @bombasticbaconbro7748
      @bombasticbaconbro7748 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am part of your family because we are related

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd probably be the biggest dissapointment in 3 billion years
      (Well, that has to wait, she's 13 and I'm 14, there's some time to wait.

  • @bl695
    @bl695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10498

    So every war is just a big family fight?

    • @jereyfergerbuger7050
      @jereyfergerbuger7050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      @Windows 1 - 10 everyone reproducing is just the whole world as Alabama

    • @saltyysavage6189
      @saltyysavage6189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      *Illusion 100*

    • @user-xb8kh3yc9q
      @user-xb8kh3yc9q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Hey there dad

    • @user-xb8kh3yc9q
      @user-xb8kh3yc9q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I'm your related son that you don't know

    • @pranavmadala2561
      @pranavmadala2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I mean, many of the people who initiated wars were European monarchs, who were often closely related anyway.

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4178

    I guess I can have a legitimate claim on the kingdom of France.

    • @erose9270
      @erose9270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Kekero out of 7.6 billion people

    • @xgu4642
      @xgu4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Not if I have something to say about it (starts a duel)

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      THAT MEANS

    • @jakobpreston9272
      @jakobpreston9272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I would like this but it has 420 likes

    • @sportsfails4998
      @sportsfails4998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Kekero and I can have a legitimate claim on the Mongolian empire.

  • @ThePagina18
    @ThePagina18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "What's interesting about all of this is that if you go back far enough, not only is all of humanity one giant, interconnected family, but all of life itself on Earth is just one incomprehensibly huge, interconnected family."
    Dominic Toretto likes this statement.

    • @miyarumeeha114
      @miyarumeeha114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Family no more

    • @aevelq
      @aevelq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did someone say.. *taps table repeatedly*
      *FAMILY*

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy ปีที่แล้ว

      *swims to a fish and aggresively points at it*
      "I AM RELATED TO YOU."

  • @robertsim1028
    @robertsim1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I've been researching my genealogy for around 6 years now, during that time my research has spanned nearly 1200 years of history.
    Currently I've been researching a very famous Scottish King called Robert the Bruce and finding his ancestors. His furthest that I know of goes too 800AD where the human population was only around 220 million people at the time.
    I started the research to be closer to my grandmother, which it did. When she passed away I continued to do it to be close to her again, yet at the time I didn't know it but I didn't just do it just for her. I did it because I was interested in history and who came before me not just knowing the names but who they were as people.
    I found a distant cousin on the other side of the world, who has probably became one of my greatest friends who has helped me through tough times withing my life, even though we've only met once and now talk on a nearly daily level.
    I'm glad that I did this with my grandma, it taught me so much not just about my own history but other people's too. I understand more about history of different time periods in Europe, local surnames and their meanings. The wars and conflicts between them and overall have learned more about what has made me.
    A project I'm currently working on is producing a map of all births, marriages and deaths of every person with my surname in a nearly 300 year time frame in Scotland to understand the interconnectedness of all wider society.
    I find alot of people with my surname but I can never find a connection between myself and them. Through those 300 years alone, your 6th great grandmothers husband's brother also could be your your 7th great grandfather, then both of them could also share a common ancestor aswell. Proving the fact that we are all connected and related in some way.
    As this video says, travelling back then was so much harder than it is now, you wouldn't go far to find someone to continue the bloodlines and generations.
    The most important thing that I've learned is that we all are related, we might not share as much dna with each other, we might look or sound the same, taste in food or we don't share the same culture.
    Yet we all do share 2 things which we can all say we do, we're all human and we all live (atleast currently) on Earth our home.
    With the ongoing situation in Ukraine in 2022 even though its sad that one country wants to complety take over the other with force is disgusting and incredibly sad. Many people on both sides are going to die in this war, noone will win but everyone will lose in some way.
    When I see anyone, of course I notice the differences but I primarily notice the similarities between us all which everyone should do.
    What I'm saying is, we have no need for any war, any conflict. There's no need to be unkind or hurt anyone. Everyone you meet is a member of your family wether that's as close as your mum to as distant as your 30th cousin.
    Everyone reading this comment, make love, make peace and always be exceptionally kind no matter what you do in life. You don't know what's going on in other persons lives, you could say something mean, that will stick in someone's mind and could eventually cause mental health issues (which can stick around for a very long time) which they could end their life over. Or you could be nice, you can complement them, you can make them laugh and both be happier together. Isn't that better than being mean and both of you eventually being in some sort of pain. I think it is.
    ✌🏻🗺️
    Lots of love to everyone, be safe my distant cousins!!!

    • @jakubballa915
      @jakubballa915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You too robert

    • @stitch8589
      @stitch8589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hope this wouldnt be too weird but ive always wanted to do this but i have no idea where to start, any advice?

    • @Dimapur
      @Dimapur ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad your surname wasn't "Simp". For there will be legions of you and you'll run out of ink and paper.

    • @adithyashekhar8131
      @adithyashekhar8131 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You have written something extremely beautiful.
      Could you share your family tree I'm curious how you have made it. I am also doing exactly that cutrently

    • @Miki_big_red_machine
      @Miki_big_red_machine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too, cousion or whatever you are

  • @mozzarellafish9569
    @mozzarellafish9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    *So that’s what she meant by “You’re like a brother to me”...*

    • @nibinibi1957
      @nibinibi1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Uff ngl that's painful

    • @Grimmys
      @Grimmys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ahh dude got friended

    • @UnknownGodOfCelestia
      @UnknownGodOfCelestia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *_“He’s like a brother to me.....”_*
      *_“I treated him like my own sister.....”_*

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "He was like a father to me"

    • @alicewong1298
      @alicewong1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't believe after I watch this video so I'm your ancestor right or you're just alive and I'm alive right now so we're like a big family

  • @ostfralle3233
    @ostfralle3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    This can’t be true
    I REFUSE TO BE RELATED TO JAKE AND LOGAN PAUL

    • @widowmaker9917
      @widowmaker9917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yepee

    • @Stardustmiku
      @Stardustmiku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same

    • @ciaradowling9053
      @ciaradowling9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me to

    • @randomgay3144
      @randomgay3144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Its not that bad, but i absolutely REFUSE to be related to liberals

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DAMMIT

  • @gmdomino1
    @gmdomino1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:45 Thanks for the shout-out
    ~Sincerely, Greg

    • @rebeccagibson9644
      @rebeccagibson9644 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @julznoir
      @julznoir หลายเดือนก่อน

      NO WAY ITS *THE* GREG

  • @dababyvr2336
    @dababyvr2336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "wait please dont kill me"
    "why shouldn't i?"
    "you're my 387th cousin 1896732 times removed"
    "ok homie"
    *well boys we did it murder is no more*

  • @cheollie2180
    @cheollie2180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    So that Nigerian prince was actually my uncle?

    • @maconadams4707
      @maconadams4707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Odd1sout reference

    • @Ringtargo75
      @Ringtargo75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ..

    • @rob.s0000
      @rob.s0000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I guess he was, time
      Yo get my million dollars

    • @daniman0114
      @daniman0114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Amazing Gamer cat Extraordinaire the Nigerian prince thing has existed for yeats

    • @samdarbyshire9807
      @samdarbyshire9807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, but he sure is your distant cousin.

  • @aduck5011
    @aduck5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    When you realise the Nigerian prince was telling the truth

    • @mattias1486
      @mattias1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *Existential crisis*

    • @lunarcat3283
      @lunarcat3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But he also still wanted to steal you’re money so whats should we do? ._.

    • @josepablo011986
      @josepablo011986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And he is our cousin

    • @josepablo011986
      @josepablo011986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So we are cousins of Bill Gates....

    • @calculatortortilla6748
      @calculatortortilla6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @epazpeace6803
    @epazpeace6803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "You will be the first in a long line of ancestors spanning billions of years to fail to have kids"
    thats a lot of pressure

    • @foxtrap1476
      @foxtrap1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No millions of years but its stil alot of pressure

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure why you think that. Why would it matter?

  • @internetghost1769
    @internetghost1769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In relation to this, I was also thinking that we all know someone through someone. If everyone we know also knows someone else, then it is a chain which never stops. This is the meaning of connection.

  • @cringeymofohaha383
    @cringeymofohaha383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    Wait so my girlfriend is my *sister*

  • @ererbear
    @ererbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    Oh so when James Charles says “hey sisters!” He actually is talking to his sisters

    • @also_arles
      @also_arles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      oh no, im one of his sisters now
      👧
      👗👜
      👢

    • @J45
      @J45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Abby Leonard your cousin

    • @fokumate170
      @fokumate170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ew gay

    • @nxva9807
      @nxva9807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fok u MatE .

    • @zeke8985
      @zeke8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And pewdiepie

  • @user-bh7xc6lv7h
    @user-bh7xc6lv7h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    LUCA at a family meeting: Awww look how you grew! Do you remember me?

  • @RiteshAcharya
    @RiteshAcharya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So the intro "You're the best big brother I could've ever asked for" actually makes sense?

  • @tmck4138
    @tmck4138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    *sweet home Alabama plays softly in the distance*

  • @FantasyIce
    @FantasyIce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    "If you fail to have children you are the first to do so in your generation"
    Me: Yup that'll be me

    • @danielpedraza6455
      @danielpedraza6455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      :(

    • @sagi-dg8ht
      @sagi-dg8ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually, everyone is doing it.
      We're related but also an almost failure.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *Sad noises* dude same. Good thing my brother is straight to carry on the family name :3

    • @charliebrown6072
      @charliebrown6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same lol

    • @oceanix91
      @oceanix91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm gonna ruin 1,000,000,000,000 people's tree
      I'm greedy

  • @lobsermahn7262
    @lobsermahn7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:57 you call it failure, I call it trolling

  • @bravehome4276
    @bravehome4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The premise of this video is interesting to me, as it is something I posited at a work luncheon in the 80s (everyone is related to everyone else, via mathematics). Of course this fleshes out the idea with much more science than I did ;)
    Keep up the good work!

  • @stalkerman4045
    @stalkerman4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    I am related too:
    My crushes
    Hitler
    Stalin
    Kim Jong Un
    Genghis Khan
    ...

  • @-weeb-3663
    @-weeb-3663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    **goes to family reunion**
    **spots hitler**
    um excuse me, what the fu-

    • @nawafj1741
      @nawafj1741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      - weeb - any thing wrong with me?😒

    • @sovietbias7129
      @sovietbias7129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hey cousin

    • @irocc
      @irocc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Elie Ngakani more like LASSEN SIE DIESE PARTEI BEGINNEN !!!

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi shishthar

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @Selmarya
    @Selmarya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Alternative title: Why the world is all Alabama

  • @MooplayzYT
    @MooplayzYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was seriously an AMAZING vid !

  • @psyffee3755
    @psyffee3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    So this means that I AM related to a Nigerian Prince who is in need of my financial support?

    • @awb07d
      @awb07d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      exactly! now help a brother out

    • @amanuelban5658
      @amanuelban5658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good luck

    • @Bajolzas
      @Bajolzas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no, Nigeria is not a Monarchy

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And also to me! Let's gooo. It's me da baby. I'm on my secret account and I need your social security number. HUH!?
      Here is proof 👉👶👈

    • @johneilmattis13
      @johneilmattis13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asylumskp4391 813 4569

  • @ranelgallardo7031
    @ranelgallardo7031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Is every war just intense family arguments?

    • @skyscall
      @skyscall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      every time you wash your hands you wage an all-out civil war against millions of your distant cousins, slaughtering them without regret

    • @snusgxtt
      @snusgxtt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      When you think about it that way, yes. Really, really intense family arguments.

    • @gourfish9311
      @gourfish9311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skyscall oh okay

    • @peachinne5345
      @peachinne5345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shut up dad

    • @pinknpurple9441
      @pinknpurple9441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ranel Gallardo I...I Guess So

  • @IchHeisseKabelstrassenbahn
    @IchHeisseKabelstrassenbahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Vsauce: We are all related!
    5 years later
    RealLifeLore: We are all related!
    5 years later
    Who's gonna make a very popular song proving that everyone's related next time?

  • @BlueCheezy.
    @BlueCheezy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you know the “we are family” song? that makes a lot more sense now.

  • @hithere2081
    @hithere2081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    hey brothers and sisters

  • @Bleach420
    @Bleach420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3233

    hi random person reading this
    i am your cousin

  • @KyushaNeverKnowsBest
    @KyushaNeverKnowsBest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    RealLifeLore: Why You're Related to Everybody
    Alabama: *They called me a mad man*

  • @acvaticlifE
    @acvaticlifE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh boy, can't wait to disappoint LUCA :D

  • @danilokalinic2961
    @danilokalinic2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3488

    So we are related to Hitler

    • @zEternus
      @zEternus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yes

    • @darktrooperdalek7991
      @darktrooperdalek7991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Not ancestrally. He didn’t have any kids.

    • @HeatForce
      @HeatForce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@darktrooperdalek7991 that we know of...

    • @danilokalinic2961
      @danilokalinic2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@darktrooperdalek7991 where you present there mate?

    • @shelbyg.8553
      @shelbyg.8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This ENTRIE mind boggling concept and that's what you're focused on??

  • @creepystonex
    @creepystonex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Me: "I kind of like you..."
    Crush: "But I see you as a brother!"
    Me:

    • @superbeltman6197
      @superbeltman6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      But we cousins not brothers

    • @sulmaalvarado7895
      @sulmaalvarado7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea

    • @thecrippledpancake9455
      @thecrippledpancake9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@superbeltman6197 I didn’t know you were from Bama.

    • @Doseoftruth4475
      @Doseoftruth4475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro this is crazy that I ran into you I am different persons remember we talked? this is my other acc

    • @creepystonex
      @creepystonex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Doseoftruth4475 oh yea lol

  • @ajmullaaaaaaa
    @ajmullaaaaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I demand to be in everyones will or I’m suing.

  • @Diamond_Spellbound
    @Diamond_Spellbound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I not everyone didn’t “succeed” just not everyone “failed”

  • @bigsmoke1787
    @bigsmoke1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I miss you all my brothers and sisters big hug from me love you all 🤗💙

    • @livingmaster1197
      @livingmaster1197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      u fucking gay?

    • @xexen4765
      @xexen4765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      living master how is that gay idiot

    • @datboiwheezing4491
      @datboiwheezing4491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xexen4765 cause he's big smoke

    • @OneonSajid
      @OneonSajid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big Smoke THAN THAT MEANS YOU LOVE JAMES CHARLES. HE BETRAYED US ALL.

    • @bigsmoke1787
      @bigsmoke1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OneonSajid I'm from Germany I have no idea who the hell he is

  • @peterthespidey8505
    @peterthespidey8505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    so pewdiepie and t series might be siblings right?

    • @pleasestopcocomelon1798
      @pleasestopcocomelon1798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Peterthespidy t series is not human it’s the pure evil

    • @Walter_Morgan
      @Walter_Morgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even if they were it will still mean war

    • @brenoel9075
      @brenoel9075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @loverleen3614
      @loverleen3614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no mjost Indians are only married to each other and the series is a muscle company not a person

    • @loverleen3614
      @loverleen3614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pleasestopcocomelon1798 vande mataram sare jahan se ach hindustan humara i am proud of india god himself will punsh you from judging us because we are all human race does not matter

  • @YourLocalOutsidersFan
    @YourLocalOutsidersFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my great aunts knows everything about my family history, and I found out that one of my ancestors distant cousins was sir Walter Scott, aka the person that “invented” Scotland.

  • @cagedtigersteve
    @cagedtigersteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Actually you don't necessarily have to have 4 grandparents or 8 great-grandparents since they could be the same person. If your parents were siblings then you only have 2 grandparents.

    • @hiplsnols4394
      @hiplsnols4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he explained that later in the vid

    • @olive_incorporated4803
      @olive_incorporated4803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone I knew whose family was from the West Bank in palestine has maternal grandparents who are 1st cousins. He is totally disgusted by it.

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@olive_incorporated4803that is actually very common around the world. 😅

  • @greeneyedpea
    @greeneyedpea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    I was literally thinking about this my whole life

    • @HusseinAli-mm4kz
      @HusseinAli-mm4kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Me to

    • @1888joel
      @1888joel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo también, familia.

    • @Miraj1006
      @Miraj1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@1888joel hola, soy ingles y hablo español muy fatal, uhhhh.......
      Adios, XD

    • @1888joel
      @1888joel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Miraj1006 Hi, What's the problem with that? I haven't even studided English.
      I owe everything to movies and video games

    • @yuki.s.3881
      @yuki.s.3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too

  • @Beastosterone
    @Beastosterone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    still killing that mosquito though

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, because he owes me money.

    • @iadrien4715
      @iadrien4715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea what about the ketchup packet I squished by accident

  • @AndySaenz
    @AndySaenz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m pretty sure I have an Asian ancestor in my distant family tree. I absolutely love Asian foods! I just made a large serving of Pad Thai for the whole week.

  • @felixnachname9874
    @felixnachname9874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dom Toretto watching this be like:

  • @denisemartinez763
    @denisemartinez763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    wait...does that mean I’m related to all the ppl who do 3am vids....?
    I refuse

    • @gilgamesh2009
      @gilgamesh2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are all also technically related to Karen.
      Karen: _Rants about big pharma_
      Everyone: *Ahh, Sh-t Here we go again.*

    • @MaladyNights
      @MaladyNights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Denise Martinez I REFUSE BEING RELATED TO MORGZ

    • @therealpatrick8490
      @therealpatrick8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey second cousin!

    • @MaladyNights
      @MaladyNights 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      boohoo Hey!

  • @ryder_williams
    @ryder_williams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nothing is stronger than family"

  • @mrburgermaster
    @mrburgermaster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hell yeah brother!

  • @ivroxxd
    @ivroxxd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    so this is basically a family gathering right here!

  • @lamhkak47
    @lamhkak47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    So every war is just a huge family feud, including war on drugs (burning the weeds), war on diseases🤔

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shut up, son.

    • @jjsuarrules7447
      @jjsuarrules7447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Survey said!

    • @chadadaza7241
      @chadadaza7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WellBeSerious12 don’t talk to my grandson like that!

    • @InfidelProductionz
      @InfidelProductionz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most WW1 leaders in Europe we're 1st cousins to each other

    • @callumkelly188
      @callumkelly188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be quite or your grounded 🤫

  • @amigoRBLX
    @amigoRBLX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a my heritage ad before watching this

  • @wholesomesandwich2437
    @wholesomesandwich2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    so technically, it’s always incest?
    let’s goo

  • @wm7019
    @wm7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Walks into Germany, cousin Adolf said this is mine

    • @also_arles
      @also_arles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      walks into the 1700's, im president now 👧

    • @bowlofonions6888
      @bowlofonions6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @ConcavedMilk
      @ConcavedMilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m Lucy from 5 million years ago you better be respectful

  • @lemonwedge
    @lemonwedge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    So I am related too:
    Stalin
    Hitler
    Jeff bezos
    Donald trump
    Queen Elizabeth
    Bill gates
    ...

    • @svengonsalves8538
      @svengonsalves8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Stan lee Mao Zedong and me

    • @mjric
      @mjric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Sup brotha

    • @seriouslyman2611
      @seriouslyman2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      hi cuz!

    • @SSMAN288
      @SSMAN288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Papa trump

    • @Justlulzzz
      @Justlulzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Donald trump is the worst

  • @woomyiism
    @woomyiism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wait so you're telling me the moth I recorded a video of yesterday night is related to me, and since I called it the final boss from Hollow Knight I can now go around and say that I am related to the Radiance

  • @turquoiz_the_potato
    @turquoiz_the_potato ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "How does it feel to be related to H*tler?"
    👁👄👁

  • @g.raghavender2537
    @g.raghavender2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    Me : *fails to have children*
    LUCA : I'm so disappointed in you.

    • @animejat4909
      @animejat4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      liked

    • @iangolden6454
      @iangolden6454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      RealLifeLore makes a video saying you better fricken have children or your gonna piss off LUCA and you do not want to know what happens when you piss of apparently the thing that made every living thing

    • @ObsidianBehemoth
      @ObsidianBehemoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RealLifeLore guy is being kind of a dick about it. You break a chain that traces back to the dawn of life, you don’t need him piling on. Lol

    • @DarellDavie1
      @DarellDavie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😌

    • @superbeltman6197
      @superbeltman6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've thought about this before

  • @laelhansentoesucker354
    @laelhansentoesucker354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    *Alabama has entered the server*

    • @Thenormalguy11
      @Thenormalguy11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Zecto Mask whats up distant cousin

    • @richypiper4518
      @richypiper4518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

    • @Thenormalguy11
      @Thenormalguy11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prometheus458 whats up distant cousin

    • @thatkid_moe638
      @thatkid_moe638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA I LIVE THERE IN BIRMINGHAM

    • @Darkest_matter
      @Darkest_matter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatkid_moe638 English birmingham is better.

  • @bilgriffin
    @bilgriffin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This explains why Queen Elizabeth II reminds me so much of my grandmother.

  • @hipbro3484
    @hipbro3484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice video brother

  • @madwolf0966
    @madwolf0966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Scientist:We are all related
    Alabama:**IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE**

  • @yours12342
    @yours12342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Caveman dies peacefully in his own cave. Thousands of years later some doofuses set up a city called "cheddar" and all of a sudden, bam , you're forever the "cheddar man" now.

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's England for you.

    • @AymanTravelTransport
      @AymanTravelTransport 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Spencer Rees Americans often use the words "town" and "city" interchangeably so they don't really make much distinction; when they do make a distinction, they seem to use "city" in the way we use the word "town" and "town" in the same way we use the term "village"

    • @doggerlandyoutubechannel8112
      @doggerlandyoutubechannel8112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @theeMohanhi
      @theeMohanhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao this comment got to me

    • @-watermelonking
      @-watermelonking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheddar Man - My Nickname In High School

  • @fe4rlight3r50
    @fe4rlight3r50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    finally someone uses my theroy

  • @layachaz7318
    @layachaz7318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Deep down, we all know... nothing is stronger than family

  • @ethanethan2060
    @ethanethan2060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Wait..... We’re all related to serial killers, psychos, and murderers and they kill their distant siblings.

    • @mister4701
      @mister4701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes.

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YAAAAASS

    • @thirstaedumpling5341
      @thirstaedumpling5341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup!

    • @idioyjohnathon2054
      @idioyjohnathon2054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We're not really siblings though because we'll have different Gene's, but we kindove are

    • @blxxspm779
      @blxxspm779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yup ik the world id fucked up

  • @icanfinnsmh6824
    @icanfinnsmh6824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    James Charles took “hey sisters” to the next level.

  • @dominiccarrano9513
    @dominiccarrano9513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So you're telling me that everytime we kiss, make love, or marry someone we are doing it with our cousin. Well then, we all know what this means: "sweet home Alabama!"

  • @envar1
    @envar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now I feel like if I don't have kids, I will be ruining a chain that lasted many eras. Just saying that being the one to break a really long chain feels like a dick move.

  • @princessdianabeaniebaby6607
    @princessdianabeaniebaby6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    "To bananas"
    Me: *eating a banana*
    Also Me: I have killed my sibling

    • @thedom6209
      @thedom6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      fratricide / sororicide

    • @guatemalaballmappers8989
      @guatemalaballmappers8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cousin but banana not living so you can say steak or something

    • @checkyourwall
      @checkyourwall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@guatemalaballmappers8989 bruh banana is a living being but they dont move or feel pain

    • @Adam-js8dr
      @Adam-js8dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@checkyourwall moving banana go brrr

    • @KingdomOfPurcal
      @KingdomOfPurcal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The banana is part of the tree so if you kill the tree than you killed your sibling

  • @sesaed4269
    @sesaed4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    *goes to family reunion and sees an elephant walking around*

  • @snapsfromjass
    @snapsfromjass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess I have to prepare a funeral for every ant I killed

  • @grimmanshowtimes6574
    @grimmanshowtimes6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw this video and I’m like Pls be what I’m thinking of before even watching it

  • @mr.wiskers8163
    @mr.wiskers8163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    one of my ancestors is one of the people who designed the boats that George washington used to retreat across a Delaware river.
    Edit: for the many that had the wrong idea. I was saying that the person was a direct ancestor. thank you.

    • @z01nk3r5
      @z01nk3r5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      true.

    • @user-ne1vt6qp7t
      @user-ne1vt6qp7t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      same

    • @he2collinator
      @he2collinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      One of my ancestors is every single French royal of the house of Bourdon

    • @alien2393
      @alien2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow

    • @tempest8882
      @tempest8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-ne1vt6qp7t sure

  • @badfutplayer6250
    @badfutplayer6250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    So wars are just family arguments?

    • @OneonSajid
      @OneonSajid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diego Jimenez Caldera JAMES CHARLES BETRAYED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @scarino89
      @scarino89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Windows 1 - 10 you wrote the same comment with the last comment

    • @sammyjane4569
      @sammyjane4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey cousin

    • @chukeulgadrt5377
      @chukeulgadrt5377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iixBlackMask ?! Those weapons are just toys

    • @alexis-fn2ed
      @alexis-fn2ed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stolen

  • @Gio-jh1oj
    @Gio-jh1oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve always thought of this- but I always thought it was too bizarre

  • @danielclv97
    @danielclv97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol, nice Avatar lesson about how all living things and elements are connected

  • @silverfang1122
    @silverfang1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Well I have European ancestry so I'm gonna go lay claim to the French throne

    • @jugjivan
      @jugjivan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well that's not exactly how it would work. You'd still need to be from ome of the branches of the family that have direct lineage to a ruling monarch. And that's highly unlikely considering the inbreeding and breeding within extended family or other royal families.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Nope, actually most of europe has a claim to the throne, just that there are so many people with a bigger claim then you that most of europe would probably have to die for you to claim it.

    • @Dylan-ze6hw
      @Dylan-ze6hw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Queen is my great x10 Aunt

    • @thekittycats8061
      @thekittycats8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      its a very intricate way to commit suicide by decapitation

    • @25lover25
      @25lover25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jivan Grewal
      speedy01247
      r/woosh

  • @hey_burger6779
    @hey_burger6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    So we can all say the N-Word
    *wait...*

    • @hitoshishinsou6489
      @hitoshishinsou6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ok n*gga

    • @youngniggaz1049
      @youngniggaz1049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wait That's Ilegal Ma NIGGA

    • @ammarannafi4144
      @ammarannafi4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      N word bomb in 3 2 1 nigga!!!!

    • @robinsongaming9096
      @robinsongaming9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cue the Freaky Friday memes

    • @video83046
      @video83046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t have Neandertaler genes. So no we are probably not related

  • @kronoxodus319
    @kronoxodus319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adam (as)‘s family are the ancestors of all human life

  • @OofGamer1
    @OofGamer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adam is everyone’s ancester

  • @MrsEphemeral
    @MrsEphemeral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "Ew that means everything is incest!"
    The Alabama man: Im four parallel universes ahead of you

    • @melwugon3687
      @melwugon3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats just one QPU

    • @nathaniel04
      @nathaniel04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wassup cousin?

    • @parkerstewart8454
      @parkerstewart8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm from Alabama. Come on dude

    • @user-yg4ne5yu7l
      @user-yg4ne5yu7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sweeet hooome aaalabama

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      another reason why i hate fangirls

  • @StephanieDev
    @StephanieDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    So my cousin invented the Toyota Corolla

  • @xdlmao7880
    @xdlmao7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Dom said *”FAMILY”* , he wasn’t kidding

  • @imtroll7564
    @imtroll7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: steps on ants
    Ant:BROTHER NOO

  • @ItzHussuni
    @ItzHussuni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    *AM I RELATED TO A TOYOTA COROLLA?*

    • @ohnunu5983
      @ohnunu5983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ItzHussuni I think

    • @TijmensAviation
      @TijmensAviation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn I was about to comment that

    • @mcwatcher7790
      @mcwatcher7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, as you are from the universe aswell

    • @MULM
      @MULM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nobody is related to god.

    • @AllucB
      @AllucB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wish

  • @underloudf7701
    @underloudf7701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    0:29
    All of you are related to *me.*
    So how can this *be?*
    Using some very simple math,
    we can take a glance at your family *tree.*
    That's what I call an unitentional poem.

  • @commandercodyproductions5082
    @commandercodyproductions5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is trippy as f**k

  • @iparadigm
    @iparadigm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    always wondered about this. this, and: how do perfectly straight lines exist? even the very first straight line maker had to have the baseline of a straight line inherently, so did the universe conspire to create some miraculously convenient stick that happened to be perfectly mathematically straight? or were the first true straight lines created more recently, by complex computer formulas?

  • @H-N-K
    @H-N-K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    “Hey brother Kim Jong Un, can you tell me how much nukes you have now?”

    • @harshilgoswami4637
      @harshilgoswami4637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey cousin, how are you

    • @guatemalaballmappers8989
      @guatemalaballmappers8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah ita cousing not brother

    • @monkeybanana3635
      @monkeybanana3635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kim jong un:
      No.

    • @SyedMHashimK
      @SyedMHashimK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey brother Donald trump? How is your plan of promoting rebellions in Africa?

    • @SyedMHashimK
      @SyedMHashimK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kim has like 40 nukes whereas usa haa more then 6k

  • @walnutanimations3717
    @walnutanimations3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    wait so im related to Albert Einstein??
    THEN WHY AM I SO STUPID!!!

    • @mobilecyclop7329
      @mobilecyclop7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cuz you have TH-cam

    • @walnutanimations3717
      @walnutanimations3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mobile Cyclop tru

    • @bigsmoke1787
      @bigsmoke1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      because he actually used his brain and you did not

    • @Rashed-we5us
      @Rashed-we5us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cause ur also related to jake paul and Logan paul

    • @OneonSajid
      @OneonSajid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Walnut Animations BTW JAMES CHARLES BETRAYED YOU, ME AND ALL OF US

  • @ajaxxmp4
    @ajaxxmp4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always had this question "tecnally is everyone in the world related..?"

  • @PavinSuakham
    @PavinSuakham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: I've finally made a decision to not have kids.
    LUCA: *What have you done with my legacy!?*

  • @ttvgoosethecat1232
    @ttvgoosethecat1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    To everyone who is reading this
    What’s up cuz

  • @ayushFos
    @ayushFos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    _Got the real reason why my Crush called me Bro!_

  • @saraira
    @saraira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So if I'm German, Spanish, Mexican,and native American then im basically colonisation

  • @yz.03
    @yz.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    my brain cant comprehend all of this

  • @frostyfirez2716
    @frostyfirez2716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I’m related to Kim Jung-Un then?

    • @walnutanimations3717
      @walnutanimations3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD lol

    • @hitoshishinsou6489
      @hitoshishinsou6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shit I'm related to Kim-jong-un

    • @TCB630
      @TCB630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And jake and logan paul, and james charles 😬

    • @gio1424
      @gio1424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And donald trump

    • @JustAnotherNamelessGuy
      @JustAnotherNamelessGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @rgtrooper13we were not comparing anyone buddy we were just having fun and spatting out names. You are the only one acting salty here.