Bill Burr - How I Outran The Cops TWICE
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ม.ค. 2025
- Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer talk about the time they got stopped by a cop and how their honesty helped them get away with it. Bill also talks about the time he had to drop a rental car and an officer wanted to give him a speeding ticket.
Podcast Name - The Bill Bert Podcast
With - Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer
Bill Burr's Website - billburr.com
#BillBurr #BertKreischer #Chase
Where are you from and what's the first thing you do when a cop asks you to pull over? 🤔👇
Portland, Oregon. I pull over and get the papers from the glovebox before the cop comes to me, so I don't get shot reaching for it later.
Germany here. Nervous as fuck when i'm being pulled over. They're nice and all but always thinking i'm up to no good and they've been following me through half of the town .
They 're somehow sensing i don't like them too much ...
Tell them to stop enforcing this totalitarian regime pretty please
Australia, and hide everything
Get all my paperwork and ID out as I'm pulling over and have it ready in my hand as they walk up, so I don't have to reach for anything(common sense)🤷♂️
Bill’s going thru his rebellious teen years in his 50’s
Running from cops, mushrooms, what's next for ol billy boy
@@austinpeine6771 TP the neighbors house
More fun with wisdom and money
He’s growing backwards!
@@JayJay-ii5un except the back and knee pain
I have a big ass afro. I got pulled over recently and I told him I was heading to my parent's place to feed their kitten while they're out of town. He laughed, complimented my hair and told me not to let the cat go hungry. And off I went.
He probably was just in a good mood that day. But I still appreciated it.
Oh, you’re Jewish!?
How could he see your ass afro if you were sitting in the car?
@@MurphmanCometh Typically when you get pulled over, the cop comes to you.... lol. What do you think they do? Pull you over and order commands with a loud speaker?
@@Rlyeh_The_Dead he's making a joke about ass hair... i don't think he's expecting a serious answer.
#assfros
Ol’ Billy Vice City
Ol' Billy Burnout
Ol' Billy X-wing pilot
Ole Billy Vercetti
Lives in the Red Ball district
💀💀💀💀💀💨
A cop gave me a $250 ticket for something I forget. i was honest and ue outright said "just fight the ticket, I wont show up".
I fought the ticket. He didnt show up to court. The ticket was thrown out
Would've been funnier if he told you to fight it and still showed up
@@tonifleischmann704 the og rick roll
Sounds like bullshit. Why didn't he just not write the ticket? They get paid to show up so I doubt he would have played hooky voluntarily.
@@JD_tcb Yeah. I have actually seen this happen, though obviously without the cop saying "I won't show up". Friend of mine disputes Tickets issued by Traffic Cameras/Speed Traps all the time - never once has anyone showed up to contest it. *That's* the kind of scenario that's plausible in my opinion.
They probably have some kind of quota to write them, but maybe not so much on actually showing up.
That light being yellow at the end of that story is just perfect. Burr is a comedic genius
Yeah it’s so fake
I live in rural Missouri and I got pulled over ,in the middle of nowhere, going 45 in a 25 . The cop asked if I knew why he pulled me over and I said because me and you are the only 2 on the road and you probably haven't spoke with anyone all day ? He actually laughed and said no your going 45 in a 25 ..........I'm not even going to give you a warning because your right ........I've been out here for 3 and a half hours and your the first car I've seen all day so you were getting pulled over no matter what ..........just be careful you don't hit a deer and have a great day ! It's good to be white............at least in my neck of the woods !
Dude. I've done this as a black man numerous times in Springfield MO Fresno CA. It's about attitude and NOT lying
I’m black and I do this all the time,but I rarely have that experience lol. One time I got a laugh,another time I got a “oh we got a smart guy here huh,ok step out the car”
yeah, I'm white and it's never worked out for me either. I keep making sure I get pulled over to try tho
@@natedavis5545 making sure ? Oh you bold lol
I’m whiter than paint, don’t live in a sketchy neighborhood or nothing and I have had nothing but bad experiences with the cops. I don’t even speed or nothing and I get pulled over constantly and asked to get out of the car. Same thing at music festivals I get searched all the time. I’m not saying I feel you because I can’t but yeah apparently if they don’t like you you just don’t stand a chance to get away from anything lol.
😭😭😭Thats tough
You have to act like you’re completely comfortable, even when you aren’t, without being rude or cocky
This might've been the longest clip I've ever seen of Bert not talking about himself
yeah, just making up stories . . . again.
Had a very similar experience, on an old county road out here in texas going about 80 it’s a 65mph road. Blow past a city cop going opposite direction; luckily for me he had people behind him and I had a couple cars behind me as well, it made it tough when he slammed on his breaks to turn around. I gunned it and took the first right I could and then immediately took the next 2 rights (basically a big horse shoe). I was then facing the same road I was just on and he goes flying past me, as I go to turn right. I then pulled out behind him and followed him through the up coming town until he turned off. Was pretty dukes of hazaard. And a bit thrilling to say the least ain’t ever done it but wasn’t bout to get a ticket for 15 over lol
I thought bill was going to refer back to his Liberty City days.🤣
@ 8:45 “I don’t like bicycles.” Earned my like and subscription.
My boss does this exact same shit!. He will call you out for something and even if you apologize and say it's your fault it's not good enough and he's all like "what do you mean!?"
A good boss won't act that way. Change jobs. Trust me. There are good managers out there who recognize the value of an employee who can admit they fucked up.
This is one of the greatest true crime stories I've ever heard 😂. Gotta love Bill
Should b a warning if they do catch u might get wrong cop pull out beat the hell out of u. Experience itl
@@Ergo8152 Was with a friend in AZ and he was driving back when we were in the military, and he was doing something like 125 in a 75. It was a long open stretch of stick straight road between Tuscon and Phoenix, so it's not like there was a chance of running over someone or getting into a wreck since it was just flat road in the middle of desert. We got pulled over and apparently the cop had a friend who died the previous day due to a speeder clipping him while he was writing a ticket. He dragged my friend out of the car, cuffed him, and literally threw him onto the hood of his squad car - at that point I didn't know if he was going to punch him or shoot him or what - but he was *pissed*! Of course we didn't know why till later in the stop. We were lucky that he didn't take him to jail right then and there, though if he did, it's possible my friend would have gotten the charges dropped due to the cop's actions. He still got a nasty ticket out of it though, and if he'd had a decent enough lawyer he might have been able to get it dropped, but I don't think he did. It was around 2000 so I don't know if dashcams were standard or not at that point in AZ. If I recall though, he might have confiscated his driving license and I had to take over driving. I really did think the cop was going to at least pummel him at one point.
I got chased once in high school while delivering pizzas. I knew the side streets crazy well so I took a bunch of turns really fast and then pulled into a deep driveway and turned my lights off and layed down.
It worked. I saw the cop drive by a few times and give up.
Lmao. So, basically, if you're a cop and you're not in a car, Billy boy ain't stoppin' for ya! 😁
Oh my God.. i needed this!!🤣
I'm glad Bill is out there having fun 😂
The editing on this is awesome
Running from the cops is a different feeling lol
You aint fucking kidding. I got chased on foot when i was 18 (i was a fast fucker, about a 4.3 40) and i slipped down this hill because i was wearing sandals. I somehow, in the middle of sliding down this hill whilst hauling ass, used my hands to push myself back onto my feet and still got away. Made it into the woods where i lied low until i seen the spotlight dissapear. My heart was beating outta my chest 🤣
@@willbearheart7919 Similar experience when I was 16 on a head full of LSD. I was returning to an underage party on my buddies BMX, got my scruff grabbed by a cop inside the apartment, all my friends were sat down around the living room. Answered some questions, and the cop told me to "get the fuck out of here".
Riding away on the bike, I ended up in the far parking lot, which was infested with cops, but I didn't notice until they lit me up, because drugs. "Hey you! STOP!"
Hard nope. So I'm pedaling like a mofo and I can hear cops on foot behind me (thanks for the lights, boys) and I'm coming to a dead end. In one unthinking smooth motion I hopped off the bike, threw it over a 6 foot fence, then threw myself over the fence, and I was back on the bike and gone in a matter of seconds. Booked it and got away. Hid in a buddies back yard til the sun came up.
Might have been the best night of my life honestly.
Adrenaline plus LSD plus cops plus peak teenage physical condition, man it's amazing what the human body is capable of. That bike must have weighed a fifth what I did, and I cleared that fence with room to spare.
@@nutbastard you aren’t kidding about peak physical condition. My 30 year old ass wouldn’t stand half a chance in hell of catching my 18 year old self.
@@willbearheart7919 Bro I can't even keep up with people my age, I'm not not overweight or anything, just lazy and out of shape.
@@nutbastard same. 5’10, 212. I kept telling everybody i was 185 because the last time i had stepped on a scale before last week was 3 years ago. Shows how fast shit can get out of hand if you let it lol.
1:15 "but it's a white guy in the chair" incredibly underrated quip lmfao
I'll give you a quick story. This happened in Tx back in 2004. About 7 miles outside of town on a straight road running between some corn fields, really late at night or early in the morning, and some of us were racing out there because there is never any traffic, and it is a mile of perfectly straight road. I was maybe 17 at the time. My cousin's house was right next to mine and on the way home I was behind his z28, flying down the road. Someone had called the cops on us, and we lived a few miles away from where we were racing, but met a cop coming to investigate. We turned into our driveway which is 60 yards long, and that's when I notice the lights behind me. I stop in front of my house and my cousin keeps going farther back to his house. I rolled down my window and the cop didn't even stop, and yelled out his window- "you stay right there. Don't move." He went back there and a little while later he walked up with my cousin.
It was a black cop, and he was cool as hell. He clocked us at 126 mph, which the car I had only had a speedometer up to 120 and it was maxed out, so that seemed pretty accurate. He was so happy that someone wasn't trying to chase someone down to kill them that he didn't even give us a ticket. That's what he thought was going on, that I was chasing the car in front of me and that my cousin was driving for his life. He could have taken us to jail. Instead he lectured us for a good while. It had got his adrenaline going I guess because he turned around and caught up to us he said, but I didn't notice him because at those speeds you don't want to even glance in your mirror because it just feels so fast. And I was not someone who had any experience driving at high speeds. Now I realize just how dangerous that really was, because with all the animals that constantly cross the road it wouldn't take much to run off the road. I did a lot of stuff when I was a teenager that I can't believe, and which I wouldn't do now even if paid. Crazy how you think you're invincible when you are really young like that. The fact that we didn't even get a ticket is miraculous to say the least.
Im not a comedian but every time i get pulled over i get a warning. It may be the honesty, the jokes, or just being polite, idk but i should give class
"its a stupid thing to do but its fuckin fun" story of my life lmfao
As a motorcycle rider this was very funny and relatable
Nothing like a good fleeing and eluding story
As a black man, I’ve been pulled over 5 times. Four times I’ve gotten a warning and only once a ticket. And I agreed with them each time, I deserved to be stopped. No issue here.
I've been given a ticket every time and one time about 20 years ago a cop on my college campus nonchalantly mentioned that he would be within his rights to point his gun at me. Why? I couldn't find my registration and said "hope you know it's my car." He said, "I know it's your car, otherwise you'd be on the ground right now with a gun on you." fun times with melanin!
The point was Bill is not a racist. It was about him, not you. If you meet him, please shake his hand and tell him you don't think he's a racist. He'll be floating around everywhere for the rest of the week.
The last time I was pulled over I didn't even see the cop. He pulled me over and as he walked up I yelled "HEADLIGHT" and he said "yep, get it fixed" and I said "ok". And he turned around, got in his car and we both left. He didn't see my face and I didn't see his. I realize it sounds crazy to alot of people but honesty really goes A LONG WAY with cops. Their entire day is filled with people that hate them and lie to them all day every day for about 20 years if they can hold on for that long. Being honest and admitting guilt is such a relief on them they often reward you with just a warning.
"I was speeding."
Do you know how fast you were going?
"Yeah like 82"
Well I only got you at 80 but if you say you're doing 82 I'm going to ticket you for 12 over.
That's why you say you're not sure. An admission of guilt can be used against you.
I parked in one of three handicapped spaces after hours at a plaza where every business was closed waiting for a friend to finish closing up.
Three busybody old ladies came out of nowhere JUST to chew me out. There was literally no business to be had in the whole lot.
It’s why he was cast in Breaking Bad , he had form.
This is absolute gold.
From Ohio and being pulled over is the most dangerous thing that happens to me between throwing beer cans out the window. You don't need an open container ticket!
Jeepers ... that Kreischer guy laughing hard so close to the mic, really blowing out the levels.
Love the DDE video in the background lmao
Right lmao😂
fr hahaha
I was going through the comments waiting to see if someone had mentioned it
"It's stupid but it's fucking fun!"😂😂😂
Love how Damon from DDE is in the background lol
I always think of those two bike riding cops in that Estevez brothers movie when I see one.
I outran a cop a few years back in an 04 Corolla. I was on an empty highway aside from an old black bmw matching my speed. We hit a mile long bridge that ended with roads on both sides, or you could keep going straight and stay on the highway. As soon as we get over the hill part of the bridge I see a cop waiting at the road on the right. I’m doing over 100 and had to make a split second choice. I slammed on my brakes and take the road the cop is on passing him full throttle in a straight piped car. I took the first turn I could and I knew these roads like the back of my hand because I lived 5 minutes away. I’m flooring it until I’m doing over 100 down a narrow back road. I take a couple more side roads and full throttle the whole way until I made it back home.
Is this Dan from Seattle? If not you and your car have a doppelgänger
*Thank you!!! Have a good day!!* Bill says angrily in his natural tone
I'm not a speed demon by any means, but like everyone, sometimes you're not paying attention to your speedometer on the highway and your speed can get away from you on rare occasion. So I blew past a state trooper doing a speed trap on the side of the highway in one of those little "emergency vehicles only" turnarounds between the two sides of the highway and it's about 11pm at night. I saw him out of the corner of my eye right as I passed him, and my heart skipped a beat like it does and I was thinking "please stay there; please please please do NOT move".
Sure enough I'm looking in my rearview and I see the lights flip on. Luckily by that point I was pretty far ahead of him and I had the advantage of it being dark out. I quickly sped up more and passed a tractor trailer in the middle lane, scootched over into the right lane, and made very sure to keep the tractor trailer in between me and the squad car, slowing down as he blew past the tractor trailer and then sliding in behind the trailer as he cleared it on the left and would have been able to see to the right of the big rig in his rear view mirror.
Yep - I played Ring Around the Rosie driving around an 18-wheeler with a state trooper on the interstate, hahaha! Luckily, my exit was the next exit so I got out of there before he realized he'd been had and pulled over to wait for me.
in 1998 I slammed the breaks one time and pulled into someones driveway and parked - pretending I lived there. Cops went right on by on the highway... Then i drove home like it never happened.
Lol 👳 nice work
I tried that, he pulled in the driveway telling me to call my parents outside, let’s just say i had to be honest and he ended up letting me go
Blatant honesty and full cooperation tends to disarm the worst features of law enforcement...
If you have white skin yes
I'll be honest. I'm black and I've had guns drawn on me by cops and gotten away fine by listening and cooperating
@@thebatman1990 nobody saying every cop is like that but alot if them are I've been sitting at a park with friends a cop walks up ask what I'm doing why my hands are in my sweater pocket I siad I have nothing in my pockets he said that's no fun basically he wanted to arrest me I'm a dark skinned Mexican who wears baseball cap doesn't mean cops should want to arrest me just looking at me
@@ramonmonch I've also had bad situations. But you see how he HAD to back off. Sadly full cooperation. (Not snitching. Cops aren't your friend. They will bury you too) disarms them from being able to say self defense or some of the other things they say.
@@thebatman1990 yeah but I doubt they'd walk up to a old white guy and say same thing it's profiling and it's wrong I've never had an interaction as smooth as bill explained with the cops they always want to know where I'm going
I like Bill using the c word freely. It doesn’t gets used enough. Thank U Bill
I was once RACING with some other jerk (we must have both been in our 20s) on a empty street in the middle of winter with tons of snow on the street. There was a cop with his little tripod radar device in the middle of a looooong block, with no intersections and no cars anywhere around. By the time I saw the cop, and he tried to flag me down, I was already a few seconds away from him. I must have been doing 2.5 to 3 X the limit, so if I hit my brakes, I'd have spun out, hit the curb and likely him and/or me would be done. So I just took my foot of the gas. By the time I was around 1.5 X the speed limit, he was a tiny speck in the distance. I took some evasive actions, through side streets etc. and then onto a highway and was gone. I was crapping for two days waiting for that knock on the door. But I learned my lesson, never do more than 50 km\hr over the limit and keep a sharp eye out for the cops ;-) And I "won" that race. :-)
What car were you driving?
lol you did the right choice if you panic braked you may have crashed.
i remember my subi m3 days but now i drive a camry like a old guy lol i actually enjoy it more idk why
@@willlloyd7762 probably a fkin Subaru xD
That happened to my dad once, when the whole family was in the car. Dad said what he did wrong ,we Mexican, and he let us go
the ending is the best. one hundred.
I did … once. Truthfully I was the passenger. My buddy in high school loved working on his car. He found a ‘78 Pontiac Formula Firebird, stuck in a 454, 2 4barrel carbs, racing everything and then, for kicks, he added a nitrous fogger.
We were doing 65 in a 55. State Trooper comes up behind us, lights and siren.
Nick looks at me and says, “Fuck’im”.
He hits the gas and flips the toggle to turn on the nitrous. Tires spinning at 65, they catch and WHOOOSH!
The speedometer was at 150 and tapping.
All I saw was the cops jaw drop. He never saw us again
I’m a Blackie and I definitely have stories like that first one with the u turn
I have a $1000 speeding ticket- 50 over in a 40. Got it 3 weeks after paying a $450 ticket. Which I paid while on a payment plan for a $220 ticket.
No other criminal history- just a speeder with bad luck.
Might help to not speed
@@cardinality1975 I'm trying my best, but I'll probably be in jail soon once they suspend my license anyways.
@@gorrilaunit99 jail for speeding?!?!
@@cardinality1975 reckless driving multiple times will do it
@@gorrilaunit99 I was going 90 in a 45 and got pulled over for weaving without blinker. Cop physically took my license and I didn’t get it back and he said they were going to give me a ticket for reckless driving. Also said my license was suspended for 6 months. I didn’t go to the station and never got a court order and never paid any ticket. Nothing is on my record and no warrants out for me. They just completely forgot about me or something.
In 1979 I had a 1971 Dodge Coronet, 8 cylinders, ex-police car. I once pulled a Dukes of Hazard slip from a police car by going around a city corner fast then ducking down a side alley....and they drove on by.
I didn't know you could get a ticket for an old address on your license. Damn.
Yup. If you ever move you have to let the dmv know, all your insurance know & whatever legal paperwork
@@Browninthadesert I never had insurance. That all makes sense. Interesting.
@dsd gds they can work these nuts cause i haven't updated my address in years
I don't know why it matters... the BGPD (Ohio) showed up on my doorstep for a "wellness check" 2 days after they pulled me over for expired tags and 1 day after I gave the 🖕 to the cop who followed me on my jog.
If they want to find you... they'll find you.
I’m from Italy and when I was like 12 two cops stopped me and my friends because one of us was jumping on bmx’s peg and they thought my friend was mocking them by doing a gorilla move😂
They were dead serious and tried to intimidate him saying that they would take him to the police station and shit. To this day the strangest encounter of my life.
Should've hit 'em with the "OOO-OOO AHH-AHHHH" lol
@@somethingsomethingusername802 the Tony Soprano "OOOOW!" ?
Dude I was stationed in Napoli for years in the US Navy… that’s one of the craziest places I’ve ever driven. There’s nowhere in the US that can even compare. It’s like driving in Mexico City.
Well my brothers and I are black and we once got pulled over in a town of predominantly "caucasian persuasion" and were let go without any hassle.
So the way it played out was before we were pulled over, my brothers and I were cracking up laughing about something that was so funny that we couldn't stop our laughter even as we were being pulled over nor when the officer was approaching our car.
So when the officer was finally at the driver's side window, my older brother who was the driver was laughing due to my little brother with a thick helping of muffin in hand making the situation completely unprofessional.
At this point I was able to see the officer's face which turned out to be a white woman who was completely thrown off by the fact that we were laughing while at the same time became astonished by my little brother holding such a thick muffin in the middle of the night which certainly did not help keep the officer on procedure.
Cause in her experience, people at my brothers and my age of the same "caucasian persuasion" as the officer from the area tend to hide drugs while being high off them which makes awfully suspicious unlike my brothers and I.
So ultimately the officer became more interested in why we were laughing while obsessing over my brother's muffin that made her find no reason to be suspicious of any wrong doing and let us go.
So the moral of the story kids. If you're black in America, just throw off the officer by being super chill while eating something so delicious that they can't help but notice it. JK 😂😂😂
Tfw Im not black but my brothers are 🥶
@@williamshakemilk2192 Said nothing like that, but okay? 😂
I've got a few cop stories myself. Equally hilarious.
Aaah and he used Vice City.. the best GTA game😍 damn that's nostalgia.. back in 05, 6 years old pulling mad headshots
I have story’s like this and I’m black being. Honest is key with them 💯
I just wish we had the visual for burrs story and what the cops face looked like 😂
It's because you told the truth. Cops appreciate that!
you don't want to ever say "we're both adults" to a cop but sometimes you do want to say it.
As a person of color(Colombian, brown, curly black hair) I have had this happen to me on multiple occasions. Ive had one semi-racsit experience, but I have been pulled over a fair amount of times and was honest, avoided bout 7 out of 10 tickets
Literally if you just admit to the mistake you've got a great chance
Think you should consider stop driving. Been on the road for 25 years, been stopped 3 times in total.
@@freedomprophet2891 excellent prophetic wisdom, from somebody who champions for freedom.
Yeah cause you live in Canada
@@patrick1564 you poor, poor thing. If I saw your algorithm, I'm sure it would be cringey. Hop off the dick of your political stance, think for yourself. My sister county is Venezuela, as stated, I'm Colombian, probably didn't see too much coverage of the "they did socialism wrong, next time it'll be better" chaos, because of your leanings; I wouldn't step foot in Canada. Usa has its flaws, but I have faith in all who live here, no matter their political beliefs. I see good people here. Except California. Jesus, fuck, that place is burning faster than a wooden fireplace.
I know I’ve avoided at least 3 tickets by making an immediate right turn when the cop started going for the u turn.
“These are just the experiences white people have the cops”
Ol Billy Burr, my house arrest ankle monitor has something to say about that. 😅
I got pulled over once with 2 friends I was in the backseat and the driver was so high on weed he couldn't even talk to the cop ...my buddy in the passenger seat had to do all the talking 😂😂 and the coo didnt question anything..its nice to be white
Burr is hilarious. 😂
Ngl, knowing bicycle and airport cops that was probably that was probably the highlight of their police career lol.
Like dogs chasing the bus, they probably didn’t even think about what they were gonna do if they actually reached him.
This is the point where Bill knows subconsciously he has enough money to pay for whatever punishment comes next.
Lol good take
I've only been pulled over twice. Once a warning for tag light out. Other time was for having my inspection sticker expired by like 9 months. A minute after being pulled over, somebody slams into the back of a parked car next to us and he just told me to leave and get a new sticker.
Reminds me of Dave Chapelle
Chip said “I didn’t know I could do that”
No. You wrong Bill. I am "Black" and I have some stories about my run ins with police where we both knew I should have been going to jail.
Im Hispanic and have grown up in a white country, have been in a police station 3 times, in a jail cell twice (for a few hours each) and cops were always great with me. And i treated them well too. One of those times i should have gone to prison but im guessing they thought "uck this guys harmless". I chatted away with them and it was all pretty pleasant
Why would you put "Black" in quotes lmao who gets put in jail for a parking ticket. Terrible LARP
@@AtreVire I put "black" in quotes for reasons your "white" a55 would not understand. I said nothing about parking tickets.
@@Lord_Lvcif3r buddy we're on youtube you can say ass. Can't believe I've been demoted to being white
@@Lord_Lvcif3r You put "black" in quotes because your skin isn't the color, black. It's brown yet you continue to call yourself black.
The only bad experience ive ever had with a cop was with one that was blk. N ive been pulled over hella times n everytime it was my fault
"So fuck these people and everybody that loves them."
I never knew I needed that tattoo.
Bill is amazing
It's the attitude and expectation of what might happen that gets a different response from cops. There are plenty of black people (and others) who don't have shitty experiences with cops or being pulled over, it's only the "bad ones" you hear about, or their grandparents' story from 1975.
I have a similar story of running from the same cop two nights in a row a long time ago, except this one was in a car. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
Tell me about it
Getting away from a bike cop on a busy highway wasn’t easy but it’s possible.
Ol billy migs mayfield the criminal 😂😂🤣
Kreischer has the volume validating his name.
I’m glad he said it!! 😂😂😂 as a black man that NEVER works
I enjoyed this but I would have liked to see the speakers, is this not filmed? (as in only audio is recorded?)
What a madlad
Man, I could really contribute to this conversation. I've been pulled over so many times I know how to talk to cops. I may not always get out of a ticket but I never get points. At one point I was pulled over so many times in a month I decided to just fucking out run them. It was dark, the highway was empty and I was doing like 80. When I saw headlight pop on from the other lane I knew it was a cop. So I just started going faster. He came across both lanes before turning in his reds and blues. By that time tho, I had put nearly quarter mile between us and since I was over 100mph he wasn't going to catch me. He was so far behind me that he never saw me get off on my exit. Turns out, in my state they aren't allowed to chase you if they have to be over 100. DISCLAIMER: I'm a trained professional speeder with a high performance German car and this should not be taken as a justification to speed.
So you drive a Porsche?
@@-Muhammad_Ali- BMW...the ultimate defining machine. 🤣
@@matthewbittenbender9191 happy for you. Solid car
haven’t been pulled over yet 😳
You aren't trying hard enough? No lead foot?
Don’t
Going fast ain’t worth the ticket & headache
You jinxed yourself :(
First time is always the worse. But you’ll be ok.m
Because you’re 14?
I used to get pulled over so much driving... a certain kind of vehicle that certain kinds of people like. Don't get pulled over in a Honda civic much though.
I passed a cop on I-95 in Philadelphia doing 120 in my Hyundai Tiburon. I got away. Shhh... Don't tell.
P.S. Hey Bill, our trains still smell like piss! 😂
Cops will 99.9% of the time give you a break if you admit to being an asshole.
who else is skipping past berts lies until they hear bill again?
Drove through a major police standoff the other day. I didn't know what was going on, I just knew I needed cigarettes and these assholes were blocking the only two roads out of my neighborhood. I drive a truck, so I took liberties with what was road and what wasn't. Dude behind me decided to do the same thing, but I stopped for a second because I thought I might have torn something up under my truck. Dude jets past me, then like five cops take off after him and I'm like, "oh shit, we're in it now" and I just went. No one came after me, though. Got my smokes and ended up blocked out of my neighborhood for nine hours. Turns out it was a dude barricaded in his house shooting at cops trying to serve a warrant. Meanwhile, I'm in the background playing Mud Runner IRL. Marlboro owes me a discount. That's brand loyalty.
National treasure
Police in the UK rarely pull people over. I think I've only been pulled over once and it was a clerical mistake on my MOT (to show the car is road worthy). I fought the ticket and it got cancelled, didn't need to go to court just sent them an email with the details.
Stop and be super honest like bill said. Ive only been pulled over for minor shit like an expired inspection sticker and once for driving with a large tv hanging out of the trunk, i said, sorry sir, i couldnt afford to rent a truck so i did this, im nearly home can ya let me skate outta here? He realized that as sketchy as my tv looked it was not endangering anyone and he laughed at me and sent me home.
I outran the cops. Apparently they have a camera and see your license playe. So I went to court for a speeding to elude charge.
I guess this isn't true in America, but in my country if you stop your car in a handicap spot you are not "parked" until you exit the vehicle. Until then you are "standing" your vehicle. You would certainly be told to GTFO but there is no ticket for it.
Second point is you do not have to pull over until a police officer has given you a "clear direction to stop". So if a cop is going in the other direction, sees you being a naughty boy, hits the lights, hits the brakes, does a u-turn and comes after you, there has been no "clear direction to stop" until he's behind you with the lights on. I've done some crafty escapes during those tense few moments in my youth.
My car broke down on side of road instead of getting helped I got put in handcuffs
Yeah I bet that’s the whole story ya doofus
DDE in the background. lol
Love how there using DDE clips in there videos
Hellcat next to me and cop right behind I never saw. I won the holeshot and cop lights were on. The police checked my insurance and said he liked the sound from my car exhaust note. Headders and duals on my 1985 Corvette. He let me go and he said slow down.
Is that a DDE video in the background?
Was on the freeway and had to get over to exit on to another freeway. Saw the cop stopped on the shoulder, went over anyway and cut someone off. Cop put it on reverse to chase so i gunned it. Decided this guy is going to get me anyway and slowed down. Sure enough there he was on my ass. Pulled over, he asked if i was in a hurry, said no. He then asked why did you cut over so fast. I said i had to get over, i saw you, i did it anyway. He threw my license in my car and said slow down.
bill literally let the intrusive thoughts win
Hey love this clip, does anyone know where I can listen to the full episode??
I have no idea what episode but it’s definitely from the Bill Bert podcast