Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette: Season 1 Compilation

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  • @DaveChurchill
    @DaveChurchill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7234

    "Comedians in Cars Getting Angry"

    • @SENATORPAIN1
      @SENATORPAIN1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      yeh this is better then every episode of jerrys slop.

    • @oefa12892
      @oefa12892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha

    • @drmantistoboggan2870
      @drmantistoboggan2870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fucking top notch comment

    • @TheWiktorable
      @TheWiktorable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SENATORPAIN1 The one with Bill was pretty good.

    • @nunyabusiness896
      @nunyabusiness896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First guest: Adam Carolla

  • @FalconPunch1978
    @FalconPunch1978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3803

    Bill Burr road raging for 40 min? Yeah I'll watch that.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      way better than stage rage

    • @thewargimp
      @thewargimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's so funny. Yet, truthful. People are fucking idiots, some not all

    • @eatmywords4373
      @eatmywords4373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sure that's what his whole management team thought too🤣

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@monkadelic13 How did come up with this? A elderly stranger walking down the sidewalk and Bill goes "Look at that guy. Tell me he didn't know where Whitey Bulger was." LMAO!

    • @-m4nGo-
      @-m4nGo- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm in 1:20 minutes, Then I started clapping my hands like a fucking seal.

  • @ShiggyMiyamo
    @ShiggyMiyamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    Imagine getting yelled at on the road and seeing that it's Bill Burr. Lmao

    • @dannyr333
      @dannyr333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'd pack it in for the day and just be like everything I wanted to do today got done bill burr is a funny dude

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol it's me

    • @minkrobeII
      @minkrobeII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I road raged at my teacher and when we both recognized each other we started laughing

    • @hanswurst6742
      @hanswurst6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I won't, cause I'm not a shitty driver, like most of the people. I 100% agree with the guy

    • @sharkcity9291
      @sharkcity9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@minkrobeII awesome 🤣

  • @Low.Key.Music01
    @Low.Key.Music01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5227

    I need Bill Burr to voice the directions in my GPS

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 6 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      *Take a left, ya fuck*

    • @lucrative6477
      @lucrative6477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      Oh great, a fucking accident ahead.

    • @derekbest9703
      @derekbest9703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Go fuck yourself, and do a U turn when possible.

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Aw great you shithead u missed your turn, thats right make a uturn ya fairy 😂

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      herminio meneses i would pay good money for that

  • @notjoe_
    @notjoe_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "Even when they're a douche you still wave. Stops them from taking the gun out of their fucking glove box."
    He never fails to make me laugh, love ya Bill

  • @garagoles
    @garagoles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    bill is such a paradox. he is the angriest and nicest person at the same time.

    • @gsilva9887
      @gsilva9887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      To be fair angriest and nicest aren't really mutually exclusive

    • @snowfalleon7629
      @snowfalleon7629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I notoced he's hiding his anger from everyone but the viewers.

    • @jonathanjollimore7156
      @jonathanjollimore7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's the trick he vents the anger so it's doesn't all come out in one massive eruption all at once ;)

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats the typical middle age, straight, white male . That pretty much sums up our demographic right there. Ever see Gran Torino?

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RJ Cox angry white man. we are pissed off because of the stupidity that is causing everyone so much misery but nobody will listen to us and the solutions are simple. but if someone needs help we are the first to reach out a hand of compassion. go watch gran torino.

  • @dan..........
    @dan.......... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    Bill Burr has a pretty bad temper, no denying it, but you can tell he is a very good considerate guy, with a big heart

    • @weirdpeopleonearth69
      @weirdpeopleonearth69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      chaotic good

    • @tsgillespiejr
      @tsgillespiejr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@weirdpeopleonearth69 Ah, you beat me to it!

    • @nunyabusiness896
      @nunyabusiness896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That's why he's so mad: his good nature isn't reciprocated.

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bill Burr is the classic angry white man. Do you know why they are angry? Because they give a damn thats why. Do you know why America is the Greatest Nation on Earth? Because angry white men give a damn. There I said it. When we are gone, this country will turn into a 3rd world shithole.

    • @RumpWax
      @RumpWax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i can relate

  • @CrapLuckSimon
    @CrapLuckSimon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
    "oh that was my fault..."
    Every time i get behind the wheel.

    • @brenobacci
      @brenobacci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was a perfect example of road rage insanity. The follow-up with the self-reflection about racism against the bus driver was brilliant, and shows why Bill is deep down a good guy. Despite being from Boston. :D

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "GET OUT THERE.
      That guy did nothing wrong."

  • @diggarsa8614
    @diggarsa8614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Lmao Bill is exactly me when I drive. Logical yet apologetic 😂

    • @jacobdehaan4114
      @jacobdehaan4114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol. Same here. I am so fucking impatient on the road

    • @m.hauks.6939
      @m.hauks.6939 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah haha 😂😂😂so true

    • @thomasnelson5758
      @thomasnelson5758 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'apoplectic' is an even better descriptor for Bill 😂

    • @jamesf931
      @jamesf931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s almost as if I’m watching myself!

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    "Half of the homeless people out here just got sick of driving. Just pulled over and said the hell with it"

    • @Billsfans34
      @Billsfans34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you remember the timestamp on this one?

    • @codycampbell2324
      @codycampbell2324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Billsfans34 7:24

    • @CresProductions
      @CresProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I fucking died right there

    • @DogSpeak
      @DogSpeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "They even clean up after themselves"

    • @Richard-Espanol
      @Richard-Espanol 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit laughed out loud on the bus

  • @caesarplaysgames
    @caesarplaysgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    “Look at this, LOOK AT THIS!”
    “She’s pretty though right, you can’t get mad.”

    • @zenoobi6144
      @zenoobi6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i paused the video and i swear to god that is just a dude with long hair

  • @dirks4093
    @dirks4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:05: "I don't want to hit you, but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option." 😂🤣

    • @camerondavis731
      @camerondavis731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That took me out. He says stuff that I think, but just don’t say. It’s crazy.

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "What can I say I'm a dreamer"
    -Bill Burr

    • @slobodanlang7135
      @slobodanlang7135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao!

    • @NunoLisboa19
      @NunoLisboa19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was expecting him to say "I'm a dreaaaamah"

    • @nixbronowski5822
      @nixbronowski5822 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      brilliant

    • @Chalupafatty
      @Chalupafatty 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The funniest fuckin part of the whole video by far! You get to see his crazy smile, right before you KNOW he’s going to go psychotic on some little thing lol Love Bill! And he’s insanely good live!

  • @WTG194
    @WTG194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    they should make this mandatory viewing before getting your license

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People should watch a vehicle extrication or two before getting their licenses.

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here is one. th-cam.com/video/tBi7q85yKwo/w-d-xo.html

    • @kenhiett5266
      @kenhiett5266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only problem with your idea is that Bill is a terrible driver. Did you watch the video?

    • @hardcyd3r
      @hardcyd3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kenhiett5266 ahem, THATS THE JOKE

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao imagine the questions on the exam "What are the rules of bike riding in LA"
      Answer "Get the fuck over I'm in a car you fuck!"

  • @commentcomment3701
    @commentcomment3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Bill is really a sensitive guy, he thinks about everyone and everything. Truthful And yet funny as hell 🤣
    Can't get enough of him

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does he think ab how orange his face is compared to his super white ass neck and arms? He's not always right. He's great, but he fucks up.

  • @dreamfury2351
    @dreamfury2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving - That's what it is." "Just pulled right over and said, 'The hell with it.'" - Bill Burr

    • @reconx86
      @reconx86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      7:24

    • @cankitchourasia
      @cankitchourasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that one was hilarious!!!

    • @samker7758
      @samker7758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man, that caught me so off-guard, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    Bill taught me more about driving than my driving instructor

    • @EvilElmo81395
      @EvilElmo81395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YOOOOO TOAST COMMENTED!!!!

    • @itsme-ho1nh
      @itsme-ho1nh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When make a U-turn, Bill: youre not supposed to do that, unless you look both ways, and you dont see a cop!

    • @atc
      @atc  6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He'd be happy to hear that.

    • @_D_W_
      @_D_W_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SoCloseToToast he’s saving lives! DMV needs to take some notes

    • @LazlowRave
      @LazlowRave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@_D_W_ My driving instructor was so dope that once I passed on the final, as long as safety wasn't an issue, 'do what you want and get us back to the school'. I however had a regional competition Sports Car Club of America license (SCCA) and was in my open wheel racers division. I leaned over and asked, 'have you ever done a hand brake park?... no? I got ya covered."

  • @godofplumbing
    @godofplumbing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    If I passed Bill Burr driving, I'd cut him off just to hear him yell at me.

    • @markian788
      @markian788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahahaha

    • @scarecrow6741
      @scarecrow6741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markian788 Bill drives like shit, but he does understand the rules pretty good. haha.

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're messing with powers you don't want to mess with, you mad lad lmao!

    • @cat9448
      @cat9448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As you pass, yell out to ask him where hes going to and why

    • @kobeleonard9484
      @kobeleonard9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cat9448 *shouts into cupped hands* WHY YOU GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS BILLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @michaelnizza414
    @michaelnizza414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I want a personal driver who acts just like this guy.

    • @BankFraud
      @BankFraud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where do I send my application?

    • @LFSPharaoh
      @LFSPharaoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got u

    • @texasfossilguy
      @texasfossilguy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can. This is pretty much how I am lol

    • @ride1400fast
      @ride1400fast 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Are you still accepting applications?

  • @jml19221
    @jml19221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    "California homeless are just drivers that gave up on LA traffic"
    - Bill Burr

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "You're not supposed to do that. ... Unless you look both ways and there's not a cop."

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joshua Crain Read your comment when he said it. Bang!

    • @sunset6958
      @sunset6958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PhantomFilmAustralia omg same

    • @jordan9604
      @jordan9604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No cop, no stop

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "Go, live your dream! Go find love!"
    -Bill Burr

  • @willdwyer2167
    @willdwyer2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Man all dads around Bill's age really are the exact same. A blend of courtesy and untethered rage.

    • @gerhardvaneeden5615
      @gerhardvaneeden5615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And not just in the US. I'm a South African (dad), and I relate to this video SO MUCH! Maybe we get pissed off because a) there are so many more cars on the roads these days, and b) we've had so many years to perfect our driving, and we can't understand that others are so bad at it.

    • @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499
      @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All comes down to respect. Respect received translates to respect given.

    • @RyanM-ke2gu
      @RyanM-ke2gu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's hard for people today to understand that respect is earned, never deserved.

  • @AbrahamLTobing
    @AbrahamLTobing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Girl texting in her car while driving.
    "Now, I would say something, but in today's climate, i would get busted for some sort of harassment"
    LOL

  • @unuxon884
    @unuxon884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "I don't wanna hit ya... but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option."

    • @dinoradja242
      @dinoradja242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A true lunatic

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always try to ride my bike, but the people calling themselves "cyclists" drive me up the hill. Two of them ride next to each other and block the lane. They don't give a shit, and even if you ring your little bell, they act like you've just broke the Geneva convention. It's worse when you're in a car. I literally had one tell me that cars don't belong on the road. The fucking gall.

  • @guitarhero1777
    @guitarhero1777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    So this is why Bill Burr is learning to fly a helicopter

    • @resilient4637
      @resilient4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's the next road trip hippie, get outta the way coming through.

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I heard him talking about taking helicopter flying lessons my respect went way up for him. He's a great comedian so I imagine he's not waiting around for work. He makes time to take lessons to fly a chopper. Pushing the danger zone but hey, more power to him. Really like the guy.

    • @JoeWisniewski
      @JoeWisniewski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doubt he'd pass IMSAFE. He grounds himself every time.

    • @brianwilkins5673
      @brianwilkins5673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Wisniewski There is no A(angry) in that checklist

    • @JoeWisniewski
      @JoeWisniewski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brianwilkins5673 Angry isn't an Emotion?

  • @laika6661
    @laika6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ever since I watched this, I've gotten into the habit of looking into my rear view every time I take left to make sure the guy behind me also made it. It always makes me feel good when they do.

    • @quads4life1
      @quads4life1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've done this for a while. I'm glad to know there are other's.

  • @BasedRoots
    @BasedRoots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Omg he drives 100% exactly like me. He’ll get mad, then realize “ah shet I do that too...”

    • @martin09091989
      @martin09091989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea me too!
      Rageing for the same reasons and do the same things! 😡🤬😐😎😁

    • @timppaUT
      @timppaUT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Classical case of: Mouth faster than brains? :P

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      light turns yellow: first thing to do is look in your rearview mirror to see if the guy behind you intends to make the light too... then decide to step on the gas or not.

    • @NobodyUR
      @NobodyUR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup, I have tourettes when I get behind the wheel 😬🤣

  • @reddeadjournals1385
    @reddeadjournals1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    The truth, Bill didn't know there was cameras.
    This is just how Bill talks to himself when he's alone.

    • @wagman68
      @wagman68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nice plot twist, and honestly I'd be lying if I said I don't do the same thing

    • @maryjane-ip3tr
      @maryjane-ip3tr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG!! That was such a funny comment. I can totally see that

    • @resilient4637
      @resilient4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats because (wife) nobody else would listen to him.

    • @LastAvailableAlias
      @LastAvailableAlias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His throat is sore after ever drive

    • @EvilTwin123
      @EvilTwin123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a Bostonian...we ALL do that!

  • @samuraimidgetsquad
    @samuraimidgetsquad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    I like how Bill Burr simply just driving while saying what's on his mind is better than 85% of today's stand-up specials.

    • @johnfisher8401
      @johnfisher8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      samuraimidgetsquad I mean he also knows hes supposed to be entertaining during this so hed make jokes more often than just driving around without cameras on

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not 86%?

    • @CannibalOX99
      @CannibalOX99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@reinforcedpenisstem 82% ......I calculated the specifics

    • @chromeinox
      @chromeinox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Burr is one of my all-time favorites, but he doesn't take up 15% of stand-up specials, so who are the other comedians you like?

    • @nofxdude89
      @nofxdude89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say it's closer to 95% ha!

  • @iamtrollingu8588
    @iamtrollingu8588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    People driving in left lane: "I have to turn left in 89 miles".

    • @JuanPabloContrerasC
      @JuanPabloContrerasC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i drive on the left lane cuz i like to go faster

    • @jamminout7671
      @jamminout7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's better than hitting a red light in the right lane when you don't have to turn right and holding up everyone behind you with their blinker on

    • @dongloid
      @dongloid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamminout7671 Man that is the worst feeling

    • @zankishii9961
      @zankishii9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro you read my GODAMN soul!! And they can't even get in the right lane for 5 SECONDS for you to pass em

  • @redbeard365
    @redbeard365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Wait, am I the problem? I think I'm the problem." LOL. This guy is gold.

  • @TinaJackson
    @TinaJackson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    🤣 7:23 - "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving...that's what it is...just pulled over and said, to hell with it."

    • @jameseason4475
      @jameseason4475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i felt this way down, my commute strains me

    • @rudolf895
      @rudolf895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man that had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CosmosGamingChannel
      @CosmosGamingChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was going to be my comment haha. Bill is a legend

    • @luckystars1632
      @luckystars1632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO. It’s even funnier when you’ve experienced LA traffic.

    • @eliasmanriquez7620
      @eliasmanriquez7620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @christopherjongte865
    @christopherjongte865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I love how Bill just tries to keep his cool. And then all he needs is one teeny tiny pebble sized problem for him to go all out 😂😂😂😂

  • @Disgruntled_Dave
    @Disgruntled_Dave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    32:59 "Now, what I just did there: you're not supposed to do that! Unless you look both ways *and you don't see a cop."* Truly, words to drive by.

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how he is just a total contradiction, complains about something and immediately does it. Passing by that green bus on the right was hilarious

  • @AJayAnswersYou
    @AJayAnswersYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    I'd rather watch 40 minutes of Bill Burr raging in traffic, than 2 minutes of The Kardashians.

    • @jimb7145
      @jimb7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen to that my friend

    • @garyha2650
      @garyha2650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danica Patrick 18:37

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garyha2650 Worst part. She is awful.

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @eddiewinehosen Haha, you'd be surprised how long I can go on. You will beg for a timeout.

    • @6monem
      @6monem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -knock knock
      -whos there
      -the kardashians
      -the kardashians who?

  • @FatManJackson
    @FatManJackson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I just watched some guy driving around in his car swearing and yelling for 40 minutes.
    And I loved it.

    • @shadowwin7272
      @shadowwin7272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time well expended

    • @CLlJANO
      @CLlJANO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That some guy will be your religion now

    • @shmutz6051
      @shmutz6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      just like driving shotgun with dad

  • @Jayrock-ky2ky
    @Jayrock-ky2ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    “Lack of quick twitch muscle fiber” 😂

    • @wendel5868
      @wendel5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Trakks Do you have a link? I could swear I’ve seen all of Bill’s videos on TH-cam and never saw that one

    • @MrBoDiggety
      @MrBoDiggety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "The other two white dudes slowly drift out of frame...." Love that bit!

    • @alexteeter6139
      @alexteeter6139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrBoDiggety guys just hell bent on being fired!

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha I was literally scrolling the comments and read yours right when he was saying this!! LOL 😆

  • @frankenoise
    @frankenoise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I legit got a dashcam not for other vehicles but for cyclists and pedestrians. Bill is sooo right.

  • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
    @AndresGomez-ct7qb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I swear, ol' freckles losing his shit in rants and then heckling his own rants with put downs afterwards is one of the most entertaining things out there.

    • @Johnwilliams-th9hq
      @Johnwilliams-th9hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrés Gómez lmao

    • @MojoBonzo
      @MojoBonzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats his beauty... he is an asshole with awareness!

  • @MONDAY______
    @MONDAY______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    *Season 2 better be Bill Burr's Guide to Flying Etiquette*

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bill Burr in a Helicopter would be pretty entertaining.

    • @MONDAY______
      @MONDAY______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Funkyphresh He's a pilot, you know.

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MONDAY______ Airplane pilot or Helicopter pilot? There is a difference but no, I had no idea.

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MONDAY______ I only know him for his brilliance in comedy.

    • @MONDAY______
      @MONDAY______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Funkyphresh Helicopter.

  • @h.c.parkeriv2747
    @h.c.parkeriv2747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    39 minutes of Bill screaming in a car? Suhweeet.

  • @drewteam6998
    @drewteam6998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My spirit animal is Bill Burr. Never really watch much of him until this year. Why!!! I'm from New England and this man gets me! Says everything I'm saying in my car.

  • @juniorzoramac
    @juniorzoramac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "Why am i yelling? He cant hear me..." so true.

    • @commenterperson4481
      @commenterperson4481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's therapeutic...

    • @zahidbalooshi
      @zahidbalooshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      which is exactly we yell haha

    • @stephenmoore1541
      @stephenmoore1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill has a set of pipes on him, you never know, they could hear him.

    • @psytron939
      @psytron939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very freeing and helps you calm down

  • @FerrariTeddy
    @FerrariTeddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "I always jog in cross walks. I get across. I jog and I do the wave."
    That is proper street crossing. Not walking as slow as possible while texting without looking up.

    • @HatedJared
      @HatedJared 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah. If I am walking and I'm the one sweating my ass off while you sit in a leather chair in air conditioning, you're the one that can wait.

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HatedJared ur suppose to walk at a good pace you pos also Nah is not a fucking word god you sound stupid as fuck when you say that are you black

    • @HatedJared
      @HatedJared 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 Nah is a verified scrabble word. So yes, it is a word. Merriam Webster has it defined as well. Maybe dont go around the internet calling people a POS, which actually isnt a word.

    • @Skippy0330
      @Skippy0330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HatedJared so because you've done shit with your life, everyone has to revolve around you?

    • @evergreen-
      @evergreen- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skippy0330, yes

  • @tyleronearth
    @tyleronearth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "I was looking up the history of garbage the other day." -Bill Burr

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, Florida does have a rich history.

  • @laus7504
    @laus7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You beep at them and they don't understand why. Probably bc they can't hear the thoughts in my head."
    LOL

  • @roejogan4374
    @roejogan4374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Bill: I cant stand the way people drive
    Bill 5 mins later: *Proceeds to make a uturn in the middle of traffic 😂

    • @chucklemuchuckle2170
      @chucklemuchuckle2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is the best profile pic ever, even better with the name.

    • @heluxg
      @heluxg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck so true

  • @marcanthony4930
    @marcanthony4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I don't want to hit ya...but the longer you stay out there it feels like a good option! Laughing alone out loud and can't stop!

  • @gatorbait6851
    @gatorbait6851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I’ve never seen my entire driving life portrayed so accurately 😆 complete full conversations with myself including answering for the other driver that I’m yelling at lol

  • @beckjohnson6663
    @beckjohnson6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought I was an overly angry driver until I watched this and realized that Bill Burr and I have the exact same driving opinions

  • @richardharder6499
    @richardharder6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?"
    "oh.. he's trying to get over"

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The pass on the left really sold it too =)))

  • @ryanroach8469
    @ryanroach8469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love Bill Burr. He’s a very wise man who is very aware of his own anger issues and still has the compassion to try and rationalize other people’s ignorance. Good man

  • @lasutherland2
    @lasutherland2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Asshole won't let me over" -While trying to do an illegal lane change over a solid white line

    • @jletoniemetz
      @jletoniemetz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legal in CA at least. If the fast lane has a solid white line it's usually a tolled express lane.

    • @Mrx-hg4st
      @Mrx-hg4st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jletoniemetz Meaning you cant cross the line until next exit, don't tell me you can cross it because I got ticketed for doing it.

    • @jletoniemetz
      @jletoniemetz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mrx-hg4st hm, you're right, TIL

    • @allenwatson7734
      @allenwatson7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope. It's legal in CA.

    • @ryangarner121
      @ryangarner121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know everywhere is different but for the freeways where I'm from you're a total jerk if you just signal and wait for someone to let you in. That's such a self important mentality. Here's the thing, where I live the signs always, always have 2.5 miles of warning before every exit. You can find your way through traffic wihtout slowing any other car down, as busy as it is, in 2.5 miles across 4 lanes of traffic. But the guy that wants to get over at the last second who didn't plan ahead and just signals. So a whole lane of traffic has to slow down to let you in because you didn't paln ahead. That's a self important problem. I'd be mad if I saw Bill signalling and just waiting for a whole lane of traffic to slow down to let him in because he didn't plan ahead and wanted to drive in faster left lane traffic until the last second. Outside of that, most of what he's mad about I agree with, It's being courteous. Favorite line, "I judge other people's parents by their driving."

  • @danielschiller6413
    @danielschiller6413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omg you're killing me here! I lived in LA for 27 years and he sounds exactly like I did driving on the same roads. Bill is so damn funny! My favorite comedian!

  • @mockthedude
    @mockthedude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Feels like one of those uber rides where you have 911 pre dialed

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pussies...Bill Burr would be disgusted 😂

    • @2000dpdpdp
      @2000dpdpdp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pussies

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stoogs Touché, but @mockthedude is still a fucking pussy 😂

    • @2000dpdpdp
      @2000dpdpdp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stoogs 😭😭

    • @ericoliver1603
      @ericoliver1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @user-sw1wq8lh2w
    @user-sw1wq8lh2w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Bill Burr should do Uber/Lyft, he'd be a hit for sure, and if not, the awkward moments will be amazing

  • @danap7094
    @danap7094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Two of my absolute favorite things about Bill is how he laughs at himself and how he talks about his anger issues! Favorite man on earth

  • @locomotiveproductions
    @locomotiveproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually drive like Bill Burr. Everything is so accurate and my short temper, this makes me laugh tears

  • @KennyMcCormick99
    @KennyMcCormick99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Whoever simply thought of putting Bill Burr in a car with a camera knew they had a hit TH-cam show on their hands!

    • @garbear6899
      @garbear6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would guess if you put a camera on him doing any everyday activity it would be a hit

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if theres a camera on bill, it was his own idea.

  • @glorious_help
    @glorious_help 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED 40 MINUTES OF SOMEONE DRIVING...

    • @Bad4bizbrad
      @Bad4bizbrad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This ain't just 'someone'. This BILLY BADASS!!

    • @manfredschmalbach9023
      @manfredschmalbach9023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .... 40 minutes of someone complaining in the most fucking hilarious way while driving. 😂

    • @SirGeorge53
      @SirGeorge53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danica! That's FAP worthy.

    • @maxcentral
      @maxcentral 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was thinking the same thing...just woke up on a Saturday afternoon. Haha man love Bill Burr!

  • @HVYContent
    @HVYContent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    14:34 "Look at that dog right there. Think it cares about global warming?"
    🤣🤣🤣
    Out of all the things that a human could've thought at that moment

    • @Wimplo86
      @Wimplo86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And what made it funnier it was right after he was checking out a LAYDEEEE

  • @mrpudders
    @mrpudders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree with 100% of everything you’ve done and said!! It’s a great idea bill, people need to see this!!

  • @generalwrex
    @generalwrex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "The Wave" Stops them from getting the gun from the glove box. - Ain't that the truth

  • @sublime88sublime
    @sublime88sublime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    This is literally just your average guy from Boston's dialogue when they run to Dunkin's for an iced coffee.

    • @echofoxtrot2.051
      @echofoxtrot2.051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you! Someone who understands how to drive. Most people saying he's angry...and they're clearly not from Boston. I'm from NY, but work in Boston so I get the combo superpower of non-stop swearing and 2 accents 😂

    • @averywhitecotton5393
      @averywhitecotton5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It must be an intimidating iced coffee.

    • @nofriendszone711
      @nofriendszone711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@averywhitecotton5393 just your average guy running from an iced coffee

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed that most successful Bostonians move to California rather than NYC. Is their hatred of NY that deep-rooted I wonder?

    • @sublime88sublime
      @sublime88sublime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daveidmarx8296 no we don’t hate the city itself, we just hate the Yankees. I would guess they move out west for the weather.

  • @markdelik6580
    @markdelik6580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Bill Burr will never get old. 1 of the funniest people/comedians iv'e literally ever have seen! Much love and respect to Mr. Burr and his entire family and friends! God bless you sir!

    • @davidlehnhardt3245
      @davidlehnhardt3245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think if he gets old he would be even funnier. Like 70 years old, he got that old mans privilege. Going to the park and heckling college kids hackysacking... Nobody is doing shit cause nobody wants to beat up an old man...Hilarious

    • @ballin1394
      @ballin1394 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you like him then you should come watch sports in boston.. I grew up with that attitude. We were raise to talk shit to each other... it builds character.

  • @UnaliveFear
    @UnaliveFear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ somebody should be over, turned, and on fire up here.” LOL

  • @donniemills967
    @donniemills967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Bill Burr: "How do you keep your calm when you're leading"
    Danica Patrick: "I never lead"

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that why she left me?

  • @petedevito7059
    @petedevito7059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    6:07- “Someone should be overturned and on fire for this level of traffic!” LoL you are awesome!!

  • @calebbirkhimer1344
    @calebbirkhimer1344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This was a spiritual journey. “Somebody should be overturned and on fire” a personal favorite. Pretty sure I’ve said the same exact things when I drive haha

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I absolutely love this. I would drive around with him all day, and hold the camera. That’s my life’s dream.

  • @j-bonemcswiggans4597
    @j-bonemcswiggans4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"..
    Oh that was my fault..

    • @DammDamian
      @DammDamian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh Mulqueen my favorite part Hahahah

    • @bodejazz
      @bodejazz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wheres the timestamp?

    • @AdamSlack17
      @AdamSlack17 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puddle of Adrenaline 9:10

  • @skjekken
    @skjekken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Look at that dog right there, not a care in the world. Do you think he gives a shit about global warming? He doesn't" XD

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I appreciate Bill Burr. He is... the most human comedian I've ever hears in my life, and he shares a generation with Ricky Gervais.

  • @caleblauber1441
    @caleblauber1441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a friggin wise man because I agree w all your opinions & judgement of other drivers!

  • @Shrapnel92
    @Shrapnel92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Why you going to Indianapolis Bill?

    • @TickTackSack
      @TickTackSack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a Dewar in a seat.

    • @em1ownerify
      @em1ownerify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shrapnel92 is Indianapolis a good city?

    • @supavillain4941
      @supavillain4941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      * Ryan Gosling smirk

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shrapnel92 His job

    • @Cheers_Motherfucker
      @Cheers_Motherfucker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The AMOUNT of times I had to read this comment Jesus Christ I wanna kill the dude who asked Bill that

  • @GenXPower
    @GenXPower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I am now a better driver and a better person for having listened to this. Thank you for your service, Bill.

  • @jakobirobi2359
    @jakobirobi2359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    7:00....Bill Burr's female voice is the best in the industry....hands down, flat out hilarious, every single time.

    • @DanielRodriguez-gm1to
      @DanielRodriguez-gm1to 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imo gabriel Iglesias' is a little better. But I love both so

    • @billhoyt9466
      @billhoyt9466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The funniest part is that he uses the same for his African American wife.. teenager white girl.. asian. Everybody lol

    • @DanielRodriguez-gm1to
      @DanielRodriguez-gm1to 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Nicholas Pagano fuck off. I'm entitled to my own opinion. If u dont like him then okay idgaf.

    • @phililpb
      @phililpb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His female voice always reminds me of Julie Hagerty

    • @DigThugDoug
      @DigThugDoug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. Gabriel Iglesias’ impersonations are annoying as hell

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this guy. He just makes my day a little less shittier.😊💜🙏

  • @12many4you
    @12many4you 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bill Burr out there making me feel like a well adjusted, calm friendly driver

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I love how he talks about littering.
    Seriously, what kind of a lazy, fat animal just throws their garbage on the side of the road? Like, you can't wait until you get home?

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do that but I blame my girlfriend. She's anal retentive about the trash, especially about the recycled stuff. Everything has to be cut up and reduced to small pieces so that the maximum amount of plastic, paper, aluminum etc, will fit into the bag. So she'll buy items that come in large cardboard boxes and expect me to cut the boxes into little pieces. On trash day I need to move the bags to the curb and cutting the boxes would take too long, I'd be late for work. So I load them into the car and toss them on the way because she checks the cans to make sure I've cut the paper, plastic etc. If I were to have put the boxes in the bin or beside it in their original shape I'd hear about it when she got home. It's all her fault I swear.

    • @jamespollock11
      @jamespollock11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The wind sucks it out before I can grab it.

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wylie Wiggins can you talk more about the orange tint thing? Ive never heard of that before

    • @sillywilly717
      @sillywilly717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Temulon i would say man "if you want it done so specifically do it yourself." Thats way too much effort for just taking out the trash😂

    • @mr16325
      @mr16325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamespollock11 close the window

  • @christopherbeason7435
    @christopherbeason7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He could do 20 seasons of this and I’d buy every episode

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill burr perfectly encapsulates my driving style.
    Considerate, and full of rage.

  • @_freedomordeath_
    @_freedomordeath_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bill Burr driving a car and gettin mad at everything and everyone. Watching every second of it.

  • @trikstari7687
    @trikstari7687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bill Burr is my spirit animal when I'm driving.

  • @Loxout
    @Loxout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm absolutely in love with Bill Burr. Every time I see/hear him; check out is podcast I'm just happy.

  • @sals780
    @sals780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mr. Bill Burr I will watch anything you do thank you, please keep these coming they are awesome I'm sure everyone here agrees

  • @Voltron4ev4
    @Voltron4ev4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Even when they're a douche you still wave." Oh Bill, you crack me up.

  • @Favriscius
    @Favriscius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I literally agree with every single one of this man's thoughts

    • @Favriscius
      @Favriscius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Carl Ward He is a comedian, which means he makes jokes... also I don't think that just because you disagree with a comment that makes someone a bad person.

    • @freshjuice457
      @freshjuice457 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he should write a book on his best jokes. All time best seller

  • @mladensk
    @mladensk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I commute to work in Toronto every day with my husband and I feel like you are channeling him! We are off this week for the holidays so this helped me with my angry driver withdrawal.

  • @PR0M3TH3U5
    @PR0M3TH3U5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill switching lanes on a solid line and calling that person a douche was peak comedy

  • @mastershake2073
    @mastershake2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Bill Burr is literally my spirit animal. This man is me😂

  • @edsheldon401
    @edsheldon401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Don't Tell that guy didn't know where White Bulger was all those years". I bow to you sir!

  • @GlassWolfLH
    @GlassWolfLH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's like he's in my head. He's yelling exactly what I yell every single time I have to go anywhere.

  • @aldoraine8459
    @aldoraine8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could watch this all day. Love this guy

  • @samyockneyonclimatechange879
    @samyockneyonclimatechange879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thanks Bill! I've been a little depressed lately but you always warm my cockles.

    • @veteranmode
      @veteranmode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. I listen to his savage moments compilation and start cracking up. Even when I'm really down. Be strong bro.

  • @audiogarden21
    @audiogarden21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a motorcyclist I appreciate Bill lookin' out for me.

  • @joncarelli9941
    @joncarelli9941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Bill Burr! So angry yet so self aware. He's the best!

  • @Gijeff69
    @Gijeff69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We’re “Birds of a feather” Bill!!
    So much alike in our views of the world!!! You’re the best man!!