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I can start a new language for free and instantly. Why would I pay someone and wait 3 weeks to speak a new language? If you hear screeching from your closet, it's me and I've started a new language.
the fact that microsoft really is calling laptops "copilot+PC" is so insanely stupid I can't understand how someone can talk about them and not immediately burst laughing.
I agree, but every new thing has an MVP that needs to get launched - even just to be the sacrificial lamb to get panned, berated and criticized so they can see which are the worst parts to fix first 🤷♂. Not defending MS, but that first step is often just for learning, not necessarily sales or great reviews. Unless you're Apple. Except Vision Pro 😅
We really need a Techquickie to tell people how to workaround the Windows 11 account thing, not having the option to just have a local account is criminal.
7:02-- Apologizing for damage caused by a piece of space junk jettisoned by a robotic arm manufactured by a company with which they have no relationship whatsoever, just because it has the word "Canada" in its name is peak Canadian. 😂
The only people I ever hear saying that are virtue signaling Google fanboys. It’s really odd. Can’t you find actual Apple fanboys to bash or do you always have to make them up? (Loyalty to any corporation is dumb, but if you’re going to do it, be LESS dumb than the other dummies)
@@avendurree The track record is there. Use an iPhone and see how drastically fewer targeted ads and emails are thrown at your face. As a marketer, Apple is our sworn enemy but for the consumer, they're MUCH better.
These ARM chips can be as good as they like, if you put Windows on it then your performance and battery life will not be great. You can only polish a turd so much!
Jessica and Riley: Most lethal comedy writing duo ever. Why isn't main stream media covering this?! I need their feature length film like 1000 yesterday's ago
Why did you make me wait almost 7 minutes for an off camera bystander quip?? I was scared how eery I was feeling, unready to be alone with Riley’s mustache
Can someone explain to me how the DMA is supposed to be applied and how Apple violates it? I don't really understand what they mean by "providing pricing info and providing alternative channels", cos I can see prices of products in the app (for example battle passes in games). Also I don't understand how the link to the webpage is not compliant with the regulation. I haven't been using android for a while so I don't know how it's supposed to be implemented. Sorry it might be a dumb question but I'm genuinely curious.
What you see is including apple tax and the payment should happen via Apple Pay only. The developers aren’t allowed to display their own payment methods through which you can avoid paying extra to apple
Why are the surface devices rated 8 when they don't have swappable RAM, it doesn't last over a few years, and you might need to upgrade ram before that anyway.
forget all the app store compliance. enterprise support is shit. there is a fucking ticket limit of 2 a year, you can get more via paying. and it doesn’t matter how big ur app is
I get that it costs less for developers but some make it so go***mn hard to cancel a subscription that billing through the App Store makes it non-negotiable for me. Settings > Apple ID > subscriptions > tap > cancel. Done ✅ No bs pop-ups switching around confirmation buttons to make it a hassle and hope you get frustrated enough to deal with it later and forget, no dealing with stupid “I don’t like saving money” prompts. Plus you’ve got one location for a stored payment that you don’t have to give each developer, they just bill your Apple ID. Your card expires, gets stolen, whatever; you only have that one account to update. Same for Google play store, same easy billing and cancelling situation.
You can enter custom lyrics into Suno and it will generate music using them. Green day + quick brown fox sounds more like something end user generated than AI.
We honestly had that edit initially and thought it was way funnier, but we've let some curse words slip recently and some people did NOT like that (wanna play it in front of their kids etc, fair enough)
I dont understand the NASA thing... Like, sure .. they are not obligated to pay. But why doesnt companies, especially "good guy"- companies like NASA want to look good in public? This is such a rare incident that they most likely will not risk any downstream issues (like other ppl trying to get more money), but instead just be the even better good guy. 80 000 dollars is less than than the toilet seat cover costs on the ISS. Just pay the god damn money
Power settings and power plans needs to be cleaned up. Its kinda a mess for the average user. Also, the setup process shouldn't require using a OEM tool to bypass signing into a Microsoft account 🙄.
I find that it is wrong to sue AI company over training data. I think they should rather sue if actual infringement is done by generated music. Because if AI gets all the copyrighted music, and then just learns how music works in general by computing some hashed or heuristics then it can still generate music that does not violate any copyright. In my opinion AI should be treated like other person. As a human I am allowed to listen copyrighted music from Spotify for example. And if I compose my own music I only get sued if it is too similar to existing music. Same should be done to AI. Otherwise you should also sue music composers over listening to Spotify because they might get inspiration from there.
Got that binary joke for you: "...a 0 and a 1 respectively, which presumably translates, in binary, to a culturally insensitive slur towards the Microsoft surface family of devices."
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Brother I've already failed duo lingo, never again 💀
Rip me, Already Use Babbel :P
Interesting
I can start a new language for free and instantly. Why would I pay someone and wait 3 weeks to speak a new language? If you hear screeching from your closet, it's me and I've started a new language.
Link
wont someone think of the poor trillion dollar corporation
It's a person too you know
@@Raskoll😂
They are defenseless trillion dollars company that made highly qualify products.... they are soooooo important for our economy! "Sarcasm"
There's hot tubs on executive's private jets that need filling!!! for shame 😢
Funny enough, Apple is worth more than $3.3 Trillion now.
"There is a binary joke in there somewhere, but not right now... BUT MAYBE IN A BIT"
It was right there!!!! RIGHT THERE. GAAAAAAAAAA!! 🤬
I think that was the joke
yo, in there somewhere = 1, but not right now = 0.
Noice 🙌😅
The words "Apple" and "Compliance" doesn't mix well, same as "Microsoft" and "Trust".
Apple and compliance only works when it's, "Apple requires your compliance with the apple ecosystem"
Google and privacy
Valve and 'counting to 3'
@@ToreOnTH-camGoogle doesn't care about your privacy. Boom done.
"Dad" and "Proud"
"Mom" and "Love"
"School" and "Education"
"Me" and "Decisions"
It was not an air strike.
It was an orbital strike. Much cooler
the fact that microsoft really is calling laptops "copilot+PC" is so insanely stupid I can't understand how someone can talk about them and not immediately burst laughing.
A lot of marketing these days sounds so childish.
I agree, but every new thing has an MVP that needs to get launched - even just to be the sacrificial lamb to get panned, berated and criticized so they can see which are the worst parts to fix first 🤷♂. Not defending MS, but that first step is often just for learning, not necessarily sales or great reviews. Unless you're Apple. Except Vision Pro 😅
Because they want 'new'
That's it, time to set up a Captcha on my front door handle so the Microsoft murder bots can't get in.
Be careful as they'll come through the Windows
@@paulorommel3075 Windows breaking Windows. Timeless classic!
We really need a Techquickie to tell people how to workaround the Windows 11 account thing, not having the option to just have a local account is criminal.
Facts!
W11 is outright criminal. The corporation i work for refuses to upgrade from w10 and outright ban internet connection for w11 PCs.
The worst enemy of Microsoft, is microsoft itself.
0.4 ghz boost for $400? wth is snapdragon smoking
Same stuff apple is smoking for ram and storage pricing.
Not saying the chip difference is worth it, but ghz means nothing when comparing different chips in modern times.
@neebuandsocanyou7557 not to be contrarian, genuinely curious, what would you say plays the most important role for cpu performance?
@@medievalan6285 probably cores.
@@medievalan6285 instructions per clock or IPC
It’s always a good day when there’s tech news
Makes my Monday more bearable
There is tech news pretty much every day and the lack of any news would its self be news .. so really every day is a good day!
"get away from the window Mark" ah, classic techlinked...
Sounds like a teenage romance. Meta wants to date Apple. But Apple has only eyes for Google and it’s Gemini ♊️
You mean ChatGPT and OpenAI?
@@LogicalError007 apple is like that one popular girl, only dates them popular boys
Nobody is looking at Gemini
The "Internet Explorers" manga reboot will be hilarious.
Apple has to manually verify third party app that will be installed via sideloading, so yeah, they're still trying to mantain control on developers
Apples are yummy, they should start selling those and live up to the name
Look again.. there apple logo is bitten.... they would sell used apple with bitten mark
@@TheDragonfriday you wouldn't be allowed to fix it, either
Why fix it when you can eat it when it stops working?
Apples attract worms.
@@8bitkid408 Hey, some humans like to eat apples too.
Ok, I am a raccoon but my point still stands.
you know, I would not mind if a piece of iss destroyed my roof. as long as they don't ask for that piece back.
there's genuinely nothing special about it. at best, it's made of invar, but that alloy isn't expensive anyway.
@@512TheWolf512 it could be snot, concrete or literally anything. It was on the iss. thats cool
It could also have killed someone, including you, who was in your house at the time.
@@tschorsch ill take my chances
That’s a difficult return. Maybe if Chris Hadfield turned up at the door asking nicely like a kid who just kicked a ball over the fence
Who knew that Veratasium's attempt to recreate "Rods From God" was just a pallet of old batteries jettisoned from the ISS?
7:02-- Apologizing for damage caused by a piece of space junk jettisoned by a robotic arm manufactured by a company with which they have no relationship whatsoever, just because it has the word "Canada" in its name is peak Canadian. 😂
AI generated rocket engine means we are 2 nanoseconds away from an AI generated nuclear MOAB
a hallucination away from death!
AI generated dart monkey
The funniest part about Win11 removing access to local accounts is that it won't be possible for computer repair shops to reinstall windows for users.
Whoa, Jessica has got a great voice. Prancing queen is my jam!
Made me very happy seeing MobileTechReview during the Windows ARM story. Lisa is a true OG
I immediately heard "This is Lisa from Mobile Tech Review".
Well, if there were any ISS deniers near that house, they probably realized the truth that day.
"Apple is the privacy company" does anyone actually believe that, lmao
Nah, but they are still miles better than Microsoft, Google, and Meta.
@@Ali-wf6rh Again, does anyone actually believe that, lmao
The only people I ever hear saying that are virtue signaling Google fanboys. It’s really odd.
Can’t you find actual Apple fanboys to bash or do you always have to make them up?
(Loyalty to any corporation is dumb, but if you’re going to do it, be LESS dumb than the other dummies)
@@avendurree The track record is there. Use an iPhone and see how drastically fewer targeted ads and emails are thrown at your face.
As a marketer, Apple is our sworn enemy but for the consumer, they're MUCH better.
@@TheOfficialOriginalChadnever seen this much glaze
2:36 Alex, woot! This guy is the GOAT!
The phrase "mis pantalones están apunto de explotar" could be misconstrued in a few horrible ways
Probably best to avoid that phrase at customs. But when preceded by _¿Donde esta el baño?_ the context should be clear.
I am a bot, _captcha me outside how bout dat!_
bruh
bot
These ARM chips can be as good as they like, if you put Windows on it then your performance and battery life will not be great.
You can only polish a turd so much!
I was so ready for the Mandarin
30 Billion is nothing to a Trillion dollar company.
I'm a straight male but goddamn, this guy is charming. Love the humor.
Riley saying "This is bullshit" with a straight face.🤣🤣🤣 ❤TL
I will always admire Riley’s courtesy fake laughing at the girls background commentary. What a team player.
UHM Techlinked is becoming the Windows of Tech news, those ads are everywhere! I'll keep watching though, love u guys!
Questionable release time 😂
Or "Don't answer that quick bit Marge!"
Jessica and Riley: Most lethal comedy writing duo ever. Why isn't main stream media covering this?!
I need their feature length film like 1000 yesterday's ago
I'm surprised the whole microsoft account thing isn't illegal...
It probably is. It's little different than the internet explorer thing all over again.
Why did you make me wait almost 7 minutes for an off camera bystander quip?? I was scared how eery I was feeling, unready to be alone with Riley’s mustache
While EU regulation may move real slow at least they move!
Wish we had EU regulation in America............where companies are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want.
Surely fines should be large enough to change behaviour? 500 billion should do it.
Apple's the "let everyone see your private parts" company 😂 💯 "security" lolz
Can someone explain to me how the DMA is supposed to be applied and how Apple violates it? I don't really understand what they mean by "providing pricing info and providing alternative channels", cos I can see prices of products in the app (for example battle passes in games). Also I don't understand how the link to the webpage is not compliant with the regulation. I haven't been using android for a while so I don't know how it's supposed to be implemented. Sorry it might be a dumb question but I'm genuinely curious.
What you see is including apple tax and the payment should happen via Apple Pay only. The developers aren’t allowed to display their own payment methods through which you can avoid paying extra to apple
@@androwindo I see. Okay now I understand. Thanks!
Why are the surface devices rated 8 when they don't have swappable RAM, it doesn't last over a few years, and you might need to upgrade ram before that anyway.
30 billion is a pretty good sum towards a megacorp like apple. good start i say
I’m no fan of current copyright laws, but Suno and Udio suck so bad I’m actually cheering for the copyright holders for once.
I wish they could replace the neural compute with graphics compute on the stupid copilot PCs.
The Spanish was 🧑🍳🤌😙
He did not, in fact, lapse into Mandarin.
forget all the app store compliance. enterprise support is shit. there is a fucking ticket limit of 2 a year, you can get more via paying. and it doesn’t matter how big ur app is
Where is the episode on the EU's encryption ongoings?
I just want Apple to be forced to add JIT support so we can have better emulation and overall better app performance
The sad thing is, whatever the EU achieves, stays in the EU. Apple wont update their phones in other regions.
Sure !
The spanish comments were pretty fire 🔥🔥
I can really, REALLY use an arm based laptop right now, but sadly, it comes with spyware for now. gotta wait again
7:33 Sue No
EU should stop trying to make Apple be like Android I’m happy with Apple leering me do some stuff and block me on others
Jessica singing needs more appreciation!!!
I've got an old Surface Pro X from years ago with an Arm CPU on Windows and it's the best Windows tablet I've ever had.
"EU regulation moves slow" also USA sits back and enjoy their apple juice.
Is that a Dorime reference
I can't beleive the Quick Bits anymore, are they AI genrated like that Jacob segue?
Never considered AI memes. I'm on board now
I get that it costs less for developers but some make it so go***mn hard to cancel a subscription that billing through the App Store makes it non-negotiable for me.
Settings > Apple ID > subscriptions > tap > cancel. Done ✅
No bs pop-ups switching around confirmation buttons to make it a hassle and hope you get frustrated enough to deal with it later and forget, no dealing with stupid “I don’t like saving money” prompts.
Plus you’ve got one location for a stored payment that you don’t have to give each developer, they just bill your Apple ID. Your card expires, gets stolen, whatever; you only have that one account to update. Same for Google play store, same easy billing and cancelling situation.
The Babble ad, um, 4:27 is very offputting.
4:28 - somethings off
Apple: So what we got fined? We just jack up the prices of our products even more or create ones to make up the cost. Duh
That NASA one is a shut and closed case. Pay them.
wow an actual fine that will hurt a big company. nice job EU.
You can enter custom lyrics into Suno and it will generate music using them. Green day + quick brown fox sounds more like something end user generated than AI.
Audio is muted for me
Leave it to Canadians from Vancouver to have Mandarin as their 2nd language over French, the actual other official language of the country... 😜😅
5:25 I think it would have been funnier if you bleeped bull and left shit
The problem is that Bull is not a word that needs to be beeped out. Shit does, and that is why the general term is beeped out.
We honestly had that edit initially and thought it was way funnier, but we've let some curse words slip recently and some people did NOT like that (wanna play it in front of their kids etc, fair enough)
apple needs to add option to install apps in external drives.
What do you mean fiddle around. There is a slider in the task tray on the battery… it could not be more simple. Also no I don’t like or trust them.
2:47 that's because he didn't enable performance mode which commenters had to point out
I dont understand the NASA thing... Like, sure .. they are not obligated to pay. But why doesnt companies, especially "good guy"- companies like NASA want to look good in public? This is such a rare incident that they most likely will not risk any downstream issues (like other ppl trying to get more money), but instead just be the even better good guy. 80 000 dollars is less than than the toilet seat cover costs on the ISS. Just pay the god damn money
Louis Rossmann deserves our thanks. If it weren't for him, we would be living in a world without a well sized dent.
Europe whenever sees apple just chilling:
i was fully expecting the quick bits intro to b in mandarin after that opening…
Metasllama sounds like it could be a country.
1:30 it’s not what the eu is asking for, but what many apple customers are asking for. Should be more important
Thank You EU
Power settings and power plans needs to be cleaned up. Its kinda a mess for the average user.
Also, the setup process shouldn't require using a OEM tool to bypass signing into a Microsoft account 🙄.
Make arrogant, stubborn Apple pay nicely ❤🥰😍
She’s super genuine and smart
i think when the EU is low on money, they try find issues with apple or any American business have they heard the term free enterprise lol
Thanks EU for improving products for consumers across the globe and keeping big tech companies in check!
Alex Z mention! I love his channel!
Jajaja tu español es realmente bueno
whats gonna have a worse track record boeings rockets/ spacecraft or ai generated rocket engines?
I find that it is wrong to sue AI company over training data. I think they should rather sue if actual infringement is done by generated music. Because if AI gets all the copyrighted music, and then just learns how music works in general by computing some hashed or heuristics then it can still generate music that does not violate any copyright. In my opinion AI should be treated like other person. As a human I am allowed to listen copyrighted music from Spotify for example. And if I compose my own music I only get sued if it is too similar to existing music. Same should be done to AI. Otherwise you should also sue music composers over listening to Spotify because they might get inspiration from there.
Somehow, I don't feel anyone's dishing out compensation for Space Force's first orbital bombardment in Florida.
Bugatti used ai to create and design one of the parts on the new car you
can see that in carwow review
Do the get to keep the space junk?
The title of this video is so true...
06:30 people still believe that? Wow...
Got that binary joke for you: "...a 0 and a 1 respectively, which presumably translates, in binary, to a culturally insensitive slur towards the Microsoft surface family of devices."