Skyrim, but I'm a terrible assassin (User Quests Day 1)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 พ.ค. 2024
- Doing more user submitted nonsense quests and this one involves taking out NPCs for arbitrary reasons. Naturally, it's taking longer than expected.
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Intro/Chatting - 0:00
Todays Quest - 14:00
Game Start - 29:53
First Target - 38:00
Second Target - 1:33:00
Third Target - 1:56:00
Fourth Target - 2:36:00 - เกม
Naturally, this one is taking a bit longer than expected lol. Excited to dive into the other "quests" once we finish this one though!
I have a cool Skyrim quest
The titel: couple reforming
Go to every (of a lot) of the Skyrim couples. Investigate their relationship and find out who is the worst partner. Kill that partner, that way, only the best partners will be all over Skyrim, and better couples will exist😊😌
It would make me really happy if u used this quest, please consider it
I kinda wish you soul trapped Angi, then she'd be with you always
Nazeem prefers men, his dialogue when naked as a male is different to when naked as a female, if male, he will say your making him unseasonably warm whereas as a female he never says that line, my own theory is that his marriage to Ahlam is for appearances only or maybe even political in nature and he does in fact shove himself up the Jarls backside lol, there is also the fact that Ahlam may in fact be cheating on Nazeem with Priest from the temple, all three npcs have a key to the cut house that Nazeem and his wife were meant to get
can you link the modlist here? and more morrowind please
IF YOU FAIL 1ST TRY, ALLOW YOURSELF FOLLOWERS ON THE SKYRIM CHALLENGE THIS TIME! SON OF TURKEY STICK!!!
When I suggested this, I swear I didn't think it would be so complicated. Maybe 10 targets were too much. Also, Assassin's Speed is a badass name!!
Yeah we'll likely leave it after the 5th target. Angi was heartbreaking so I have a way to write myself into Assassin retirement lolol. Thanks for the suggestion!
I find it impressive how every time I fall asleep with TH-cam on I have never once in the last 6 months woken up to anything but joov. Does not matter what I turn on before from gardening to sleep music to house flipping etc. joov is always the first recommendation TH-cam has for auto play.
NGL I would love to literally just watch you play Skyrim in an actual just play through. Watching you play is incredibly entertaining the way that you do all of your planning and stuff in school so I would enjoy watching a full blown series of you just playing like Skyrim 2 play through
the lore behind Nazeem's bedroom life is actually pretty interesting, I recommend the video about Nazeem by CamelWorks
What's it called?
@@TheChristianChimpLiterally look up Nazeem and Camelworks
Camel works is such a good Skyrim content creator. Remember the exact video your referencing. One of his BEST videos honestly.
@@TheChristianChimpbro just look up camelworks Nazeem and trust me you will find it. Very popular video
@@TheChristianChimp idk if this is what theyre talking about but Nazeem was supposed to have a house just outside, he has a key for it. I believe another character has on suggesting his wife is cheating on him. Idk his name but works with her
I can’t wait to hear about you waking yourself up with that “good morning! This is your alarm clock!” When TH-cam inevitably auto plays you your own videos 😂😂
In retrospect should have sacrificed Faendal to Boethiah
Started my first door randomizer the other day after watching Joov suffer. Used alternate start mod to start in an inn, two doors - both led to Blackreach 😂 pain
That's just evil 💀
Joov, you joke, but I haven't slept all night and I put this VOD on to KEEP me awake. Your wake up yells are falling on very tired ears but I'm here goddamnit!
it's so funny to share a name with Issac the editor, just cause as joov talks to him in the video i keep getting caught off guard as this plays in the background
I know that alot of people were talking about it in chat, but its true the dark brotherhood can show up anytime after youbleave Helgen, the earliest ive seen it, is on the walk to Whiterun from Riverwood. Camelworks has a great video on the whole concept and why it actually narratively makes sense.
the dark brotherhood does not start at lvl 5 with the attacks but it actually starts as soon as the game starts. Thats why there are so many theories linking the attacks from the brotherhood with the dragonborns background of wanting to cross the border
Just wanted to say thanks for the amazing Skyrim content. It’s easily one of my favorite games of all time. Watching you do silly and ridiculous challenges, (playing as a hat was my favorite so far,) has been much needed escapism for me lately.
I always forget about that one. One of my favorites too!
can confirm your streams are cozy to get baked to
7:00 JUST FOR THE RECORD....Joov. You don't have to feel bad about doing MORE skyrim randomizer....thats the beauty of it EVERY time is different so its the "SAME" but like not the same.....Point is we are not going to burn out easily...wonder if a FO4 door randomiser could be next?
Currently watching while playing Subnautica, I fucking love this game. I'd love to see a video of it with Joov! Maybe just a non recording stream?
Rest in peace Angi she will be missed 🙏🕊
I gotta hand it to whoever suggested her. That felt terrible
The collection idea is great because it lets people who are interested enough or feeling helpful take a look at it and maybe come up with a compatability patch for it if you plan to use those mods for a while.
The non-stop panting happens when you are under the effect of Vegetable Soup and deplete all of your stamina. I do not know why it happens but that's how it happens. You can sometimes fix it by letting the stamina bar refill entirely. Other times you need to save and quit to fix it.
Also, refrain from dual casting healing spells without the appropriate perk, because dual casting increases the magicka cost by 40%, but it only heals you 10% faster. It's just not very effective.
You bag the drunken huntsman but it's where you can find one of the only dark elf companions
Great for archers too, often has good quality arrows in stock.
Wait wtf there's a companion at the Drunken Huntsman? No longer making fun of it
@DietJoov yep Jenassa one of the few dark elf companions (my favorite companion in the whole game) and she's able to be married unlike Serana 🙄 (Serana has TRAUMA tbf so understandable)
Ketchup is mid on its own, but it’s used to make so many amazing sauces like barbecue sauce, thousand island, most burger/fry sauces, etc.
HUGE vod fan. i love all your videos and they give me so much inspiration for new playthroughs. thank you for doing everything you do! can not wait to catch you live
3:19:21 Angi's Revenge and the 5th target
Just turning and disabling the child in riverwood without missing a gd beat had me in stitches for way too long 😭😭
Angie gives free archery levels. Show some respect
My man forgot how Camilla looks in vanilla
“Skim milk is water that’s lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson
Unrelated: I believe Turkey Stick deserves a place at the desk
Usually you can sell firewood to hulda and then take all her stuff for free, for some reason chopped wood makes it ok to loot everything. That's usually how I make some extra money in the beginning of playthroughs, just tale it and sell it right back to her
Isaac did a really good job with the sneak dance montage.
I love your videos so much it's kind of ridiculous! It's your personality, your ideas, and the lighthearted good time of it all. Thanks so much for providing something truly enjoyable and uplifting and wholesome, it lifts my jaded mopey spirits very much.
I prefer the vod channel, can watch long streams while I play skyrim myself =)
10/10 chillest streamer i ever do watch while high
Thanks for the new background noise for my cleaning, it was fun watching this live. Brilliant new joov content 😁
2:38:21 ultimate Bethesda moment
Not enough love on this comment. It just works!
"This is so cozy!"
Exactly! Why would anyone want Angi dead? She's nice character, teaches you archery even gives you a free bow 😢
Mod is pretty conflict happy, but I love using Scoped Bows especially with settings to only make unique ones scoped. It makes bows like Angi's much more unique
It IS Friday :o Joov is so SMART and HANDSOME and SMART
You forgot smart
Saw the Skyrim 2 collection earlier today, pretty sure I was the 2nd one to download it. Will give it a thumbs up or whatnot. Keep up the awesome stuff! 😁💯 (Gotta wait 12 hrs to like the collection - gave you a kudos on nexus though if it was you)
you getting faendal like that is proof that this is the greatest game of all time. anything could happen.
Agni used "precision" when she meant "accuracy." That's why she has to die.
You should try only allowing yourself to use/sell equipment you loot/steal from named NPCs. Frenzy would be off-limits.
When can we expect the next part of this quest? I'm loving this so much
It's funny that Imperials are seen as "The bland option" and "Just a dude". Only because they were the last race to be added to the game. With everything else player race wise being added before them more or less (possible exception for Orcs depending on how you count).
I go to the Drunken Huntsman mainly because it's the only place you can reliably fund good bows. Everywhere else just sells shitty hunting bows 99% of the time. Especially early-game.
You should definitly get rechecked for an apple allergy. I was allergic for 13 years. My liver would translate any form of apple (fresh, cooked, fermented, concentrated, whatever) as a heavy dose of alcohol and I would get alcohol poisoning and destroy my liver with just one apple. Suddenly, I developed severe asthma (hospitalized numerous times this year) so I had to get my allergy test redone (13 years after the apple issue), and no more apple allergy :)
I gotta be honest I’ve listened to half you vids to go to bed😂
I was pretty mad when your “alarm” woke me up but… new joov vod woo!
Killing Angi started a lot of villain origin stories in the chat
Camilla got blasted by Homer's makeup shotgun...
Dude, the jarl in falkreath is SUCH a snob. He has a whole line of dialogue about how he has tons of cash and a plethora of women.
If he's telling the truth..
40:35 wtf in my game nazeem always goes to his farm to sleep :D
8:40 Joov posing like Gary Charlie
Yeah, the Dark Brotherhood Assassin is just random. I don't think you actually need to do anything to trigger it. My very first Skyrim playthrough, for instance... I got jumped by the Dark Brotherhood Assassin on my way from Riverwood to Whiterun, having done nothing of consequence beyond "talk to Alvor and sleep at his place that night". I thought (at the time) that it was a tongue in cheek reference to the Dark Brotherhood Assassins in Morrowind if you had Tribunal installed that would just jump you anywhere and everywhere right from day 1 while you slept until you reported it to that guy in Ebonheart.
It does make sense that standing on half bent legs for a while is tiring af, but the stance itself is 100% a gameplay thing,so loosing stamina while sneaking is terrible either way
i'm too early in the video to know if you've gotten to faendal yet ( i dont remember where he is in the list either lol ), but even for future use, you could kill a follower by doing the quest with the followers of boethiah. they have you strap a follower to a rock and kill them. it's like the first thing they have you do i think, so it would be pretty easy.
That's a good idea. Keep going, need creative kills
The most forgotten store is the alchemy shop in Falkreath. But in terms of relative foot traffic, sure the Drunken Huntsman probably wins
Good job!!! I have PS4 platinum for Skyrim and it was a pain :))) hats off n the nazeem ending was fantastic!!!!
Hehehe...Assassin's Peed.
Just for fun, I decided to make my own list, trying to focus (mostly) on less frequented places
Aerin - Riften - simp
Bolund - Falkreath - racist, mean
Ranmir - Winterhold - useless drunk, doesn't pay his tab
Gunding - Whistling Mine, near Winterhold - delusional, needs to be put out of his misery
Stig Salt Plank - Dawnstar - antagonistic, obnoxious pirate
Stenvar - Candlehearth Hall, Windhelm - most forgettable follower
Gorm - Morthal - stupid name
Horgeir - Dragon's Bridge - hates his life, hated by his wife, drunk
Ondolemar - Understone Keep, Markarth - pompous thalmor
Hilde - Riverwood - need to teach Sven a lesson
Any plans for doing a run like spiffs recent one with the gates of sovengard collection?? or better yet with constellation collection? I think it would fit Joov content very well.. and make for some nice long play throughs with a truely updated experience.. Im sure others have mentioned it by now...
I find it funny that no one recommended the normal DB contracts since you can still kill them even if you don’t join the Brotherhood. Narfi for example is fair game.
I'm allergic to apples, themselves. There's a protein in apples that decomposes when you cook them, but it makes all the soft tissue in my mouth feel fuzzy and itch. Applesauce and pie, all day, but raw apples are a nope, unfortunately.
I’d never complain about Skyrim with Joov, but I was wondering if you had any plans for starfield yet? I’m so addicted to it lol
Sublimes bassist is my neighbor. I live in vegas, and Flava flay is my neighbor. I see him at the grocery store.
A really cool way to get a kill is to join the dark brotherhood and than when you become the chef and have to poison the food don’t poison the food and than use the root that you get and put it in a poison to One shot any target I would love to see this used in a funny way
I love your content man I try to watch it all I can
You can make this poison very powerful at a very low level I’ve personally used it to kill mirak
2:27 Bro currently trying to fall asleep
Joov! It’s been a while since I’ve checked out your videos and I blame you for this. I watched the BG3 play through you did and got the game. I’ve been lost to the world since then.
BTW your streams are great to get stoned too I get off work kick back roll one up and just relax
I play alongside & take a blinker every time a certain condition is met. I get zooted
hey ik this was a while ago. but to get rid of the skyui popup when you open map etc turn off "version checking" in the sky ui mcm
Hey Joov I visit Drunken Huntsman every time I play skyrim lol. It's a decent trader to buy an enchanted weapon at the start if they don't have what I want across the street.
Nope. Love ketchup and can put it on ANYTHING. The feeling about ketchup isnt objective. It is indeed an opinion. Lol
great job on Angie!
Nazeem was my favorite, for sure
Just started watching you this past week and I wish you live streamed on TH-cam big dawg
Lol bro raskolnikov anise! Loved it! Not sure if someone get the reference though
should've killed faendal by sacrificing him as a companion
It be a great help , if there was a url to to mod collection, my dude. Big ups to the vod.
sparking up now cheers!!
is he using some sound mod for the magic? i'm sure it sounds different and really cool
Angi gone but not forgotten
Let’s be honest, if you count editing, you’ve definitely got WAY MORE than 2000 hours on Skyrim lmao.
This man needs static mesh improvement
hey joov, just to say that i was kinda bored with skyrim, but now I'm gonna try the Ironman challenge, already did some pure races before but never thought of that style of run
how dose he know that i have woken up and been watching this chanel i feel like im being watched
I can’t believe no one mentioned maul in riften for a target he’s the fakest tuff guy in Tamriel
Ah, man. Joov coming for some of my favorite foods. Harsh.
Rent bed
Sleep for 23 hours, level up
Sleep for 24 hours
Get 47 hours, basically 2 days of bed for 1 night of bed
1:57:53 hehe.....heheheheh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! ........Nice.
I was just in the drunken huntsman today I play a hunter and I get my arrows and supply’s from him lol
How do you get the footstep sounds😭
R.i.p angi
What is the magic animation mod it is super smooth
You know what, ketchup does suck
I like it, but it’s not really good
Hello joov and you should use familiar faces on Skyrim
"Radiant Raiment - I think that's a store in Oblivion."
Nope, it's the clothing store in Solitude.
I know Joov is From Illinois cuz he hates ketchup Lmfao. I bet you almost don’t like when ppl say illinois with the ‘S’ cuz I do lmao
I suppose Milk-Drinker is an insult because it is for babies. An adult drinking something designed for babies makes the adult seem like a baby.
luv u joov
4 months plus after this upload.... F**k you! The Drunken Huntsman is the best Inn in Whiterun.
Your awesome dude and awesome video be safe out there good luck to you big fan of skyrim and eso I'm 5'9 I live in California USA