Ended up having to audible into doing this rather than the fish challenge on short notice. This run is incredibly dumb, but I had quite a lot of fun with it. If you like nonsense challenges with crime, bugs, and the occasional monotonous grind....or if you just like making fun of The Food Network...this ones for you
Or if you like making fun of how slow Joov is at his quests this one is MOST DEFINITELY for you it’s my favorite part even and it’s my favorite thing to clown him for than his skinny jeans or sometimes bad hair even though Joov is the most beautiful hooman
I think this is too limiting. Where is the need, or room, for innovation? ... Maybe build every house with a different limitation? ... Can only buy materials?
Benor slipping off that cliff to chase an egg does not count because it wasn't directly Joov's fault. Did he try to grab the egg? Yes. Did it roll off that cliff directly due to his actions? Yes. But Benor made that choice and he dealt with the consequences. He did NOT need to get that egg for Joov.
8:44 Bretons are named after a real celtic language / ethnic group in modern-day france! Specifically in the region of brittany. Breton names in oblivion are also very french inspired. So yes Bretons are french. It's also fair to say they're irish. (or british, or celtic more generally. i'm really trying not to be pedantic)
I think initially they were meant to be a sort of medieval England and France mix. You're right about the actual Bretons, they have French names now, but if I recall correctly they were more... English in the original games.
The mod I use that makes food viable at all levels also makes them completely distinct from potions. While a healing potion heals its sum instantly, my modded food heals for however much health per second for w/e its duration is and sometimes has small buffs and/or a little magicka/stam regen on the side. A lot of dishes heal 15hp per second for 30 seconds, but there is a lot of variation. There's some really good stuff that's 15hp per second for 90 seconds, roast bear for 25hp per second for 5 seconds, etc. I'm running TheDinnerThief's Food Overhaul, Skyrim Food Expanded, Food Overhaul - Survival mode compatibility patch, Market Food Stalls - Fully Stocked, and Vendor Tweaks - Food and Cooking. All of this together 100% changes everything about the food in game to make it viable w/o being broken. Keep in mind that it still can't replace potions.
Is it bad I just want to see a stream of him picking a role, like a fisherman, and fish all day and sell his haul? See how long it takes to buy a house? 😂
This was one of the best streams I've managed to catch. It was so much fun to watch. Thanks, Joov. After rechecking the stream, I was right. I would have felt so bad if I had commented after someone else, so I had to check. If I were actually playing, I would never have lived through that cave. That's why I watch Joov, and he has nice people in his community, although because I'm 61yld woman I feel weird sometimes because I type slow and don't know some Lingo also I'm too slow to answer people in the chat so I'm sorry if your one of them.
Martha Stewart picking a vampire's pocket, getting sent back to the slammer, then getting out and breaking into the vampire's house in a revenge plot to get them killed by a horse might be the best hallmark movie of 2024
Thanks for shouting out "The Rain Formerly Known As Purple." It was a great listen. Somehow reminded me of "Heavyweight" by Infected Mushroom, albeit lighter and more relaxing.
So excited to see Joov discovered the Realm of Lorkhan start mod! It's one of my favorites. I hope he can use the 'join faction' area in it for a future playthrough gimmick someday.
Poor Benor, after what Jon (MaTN) put him through, are you sure he is ready for another relationship? Never mind, I guess he wasn't even up to a brawl!
5:37:25 nightshade and blue mountain flower make a fairly expensive damage magicka regen potion, and are super easy to come by. other ingredients such as blue butterfly wings also work.
This was hilarious and I hope to see more of these fun challenges, they're the best part of this channel but they aren't overdone and it's great. Happy Joovember.
Joov you should try SimonMagus’ cooking overhaul. It essentially accomplishes what you mention early in the vid about harder to obtain but more impactful food.
Hey joov, If your still using the improved camera se mod you are able to edit your FOV permanently by hitting shift + ins. You can edit alot of values with the FOV and you dont have to ever use the console for fov again.
Ok, now I want an indie GTA-clone where we follow Martha Steward's journey from celebrity-influencer to jailbird to street-thug to crime-lord-celebrity-chef. 😢
Honestly I have no idea who is Martha Stewart, or other some American only jokes or personalities are, but Joov videos are so entertaining idc about it
So we got the teaser of without leaving morthal. I think if joov continues the without leaving for the smaller cities it would be interesting to do the surrounding areas given they are outside not in a separate world space like whiterun. Otherwise the smaller settlements will feel the same.
That foam thing is correct, if the foam dont releases on your cup, they release on your stomach, making you get bloated. BUT, it doesnt help with hangovers, the alchohol content stays the same.
I think your build would benefit a ton from COC'ing back to Realm of Lorkhan and getting Open Palm. Equip the fork in your left hand and you'll be doing 11 damage instead of 1.
@@thefloodwatch785 too bad some of the patches act up. I installed the unofficial patch and it still gave me broken locations (namely Bethesda Ruins and Eulogy Jones's Pad).
1:15:00 The worst one was a Pirate themed bar, where the ONLY thing they had going for it was the aesthetic of pirates. And they completely removed all the theming. Toning it down? Sure, the service was suffering from people acting rude or stupid and blaming it on the pirate act, but completely removing it? What's the point anymore?
Ended up having to audible into doing this rather than the fish challenge on short notice. This run is incredibly dumb, but I had quite a lot of fun with it. If you like nonsense challenges with crime, bugs, and the occasional monotonous grind....or if you just like making fun of The Food Network...this ones for you
Or if you like making fun of how slow Joov is at his quests this one is MOST DEFINITELY for you it’s my favorite part even and it’s my favorite thing to clown him for than his skinny jeans or sometimes bad hair even though Joov is the most beautiful hooman
Yes Chef
Game manager skill set, high intelligence build
Skyrim, cooking, and Joov all in one 6 hour video. Absolutely but on a side note yes I would 100% haymaker my ass if I ever saw my younger self.
Skyrim but he cooked
I can’t wait for “buying every house in Skyrim but I can only chop wood”
I can see that
I think this is too limiting. Where is the need, or room, for innovation? ... Maybe build every house with a different limitation? ... Can only buy materials?
This is a good idea
Ahaha
Or change that to "Can only do hard manual labor." Allow things like mining, fishing, farming. Maybe add some mods that make that more interesting.
AT this point, we need a counter for how many times Joov ends up killing Benor
genuinely was upset he didnt load LMAO
Benor slipping off that cliff to chase an egg does not count because it wasn't directly Joov's fault. Did he try to grab the egg? Yes. Did it roll off that cliff directly due to his actions? Yes. But Benor made that choice and he dealt with the consequences. He did NOT need to get that egg for Joov.
8:44 Bretons are named after a real celtic language / ethnic group in modern-day france! Specifically in the region of brittany. Breton names in oblivion are also very french inspired. So yes Bretons are french. It's also fair to say they're irish. (or british, or celtic more generally. i'm really trying not to be pedantic)
I think initially they were meant to be a sort of medieval England and France mix. You're right about the actual Bretons, they have French names now, but if I recall correctly they were more... English in the original games.
@ we’re not in any disagreement lol
Joov is my favorite. Especially when he's just Joovin' around being Joov Joovingly.
I'd like to mock you for taking five hours to make a bowl of soup, but I remembered it takes me 2 and a half hours to make onion soup irl
Comments like this make me thankful my fiancee babysits me in the kitchen to make sure progress is made 😂.
onion soup inherently does take a long time tho LOL
To be fair onion soup takes very long
The mod I use that makes food viable at all levels also makes them completely distinct from potions. While a healing potion heals its sum instantly, my modded food heals for however much health per second for w/e its duration is and sometimes has small buffs and/or a little magicka/stam regen on the side. A lot of dishes heal 15hp per second for 30 seconds, but there is a lot of variation. There's some really good stuff that's 15hp per second for 90 seconds, roast bear for 25hp per second for 5 seconds, etc.
I'm running TheDinnerThief's Food Overhaul, Skyrim Food Expanded, Food Overhaul - Survival mode compatibility patch, Market Food Stalls - Fully Stocked, and Vendor Tweaks - Food and Cooking. All of this together 100% changes everything about the food in game to make it viable w/o being broken. Keep in mind that it still can't replace potions.
Is it bad I just want to see a stream of him picking a role, like a fisherman, and fish all day and sell his haul? See how long it takes to buy a house? 😂
But until he gets a house he has to stay in an inn.
Also needs to be in survival and needs to cook with only his catch
Yes to both of these. Lol
47:46
**teleports behind you**
Nothing personal, kid
This was one of the best streams I've managed to catch. It was so much fun to watch. Thanks, Joov. After rechecking the stream, I was right. I would have felt so bad if I had commented after someone else, so I had to check. If I were actually playing, I would never have lived through that cave. That's why I watch Joov, and he has nice people in his community, although because I'm 61yld woman I feel weird sometimes because I type slow and don't know some Lingo also I'm too slow to answer people in the chat so I'm sorry if your one of them.
Hell yeah, old lady gamer! Don't worry about your typing speed.
thonnir getting absolutely folded on the first hit was comedy gold.
Martha Stewart, vampire hunter
I'd buy that movie.
Really should have gone with a nordic translation of Chef as a name. Cus skyrim, you know.
Which would be KOKK, btw.
Chef Kokk.
A good kokk is indispensable. I love a good job kokk
If you start this vod and wake up with a few minutes to spare then you've had a good sleep. 6 hours lets go
This is actually my plan lolol
Martha Stewart picking a vampire's pocket, getting sent back to the slammer, then getting out and breaking into the vampire's house in a revenge plot to get them killed by a horse might be the best hallmark movie of 2024
So this is what Martha's doing while Snoop's in Fortnite....
47:54 jorvic has ultra instinct
Thanks for shouting out "The Rain Formerly Known As Purple." It was a great listen. Somehow reminded me of "Heavyweight" by Infected Mushroom, albeit lighter and more relaxing.
So excited to see Joov discovered the Realm of Lorkhan start mod! It's one of my favorites. I hope he can use the 'join faction' area in it for a future playthrough gimmick someday.
Poor Benor, after what Jon (MaTN) put him through, are you sure he is ready for another relationship? Never mind, I guess he wasn't even up to a brawl!
>Jon (MaTN)
Who?
@@gheorghemosneaga5975 ManyaTrueNerd
As a chef this is one of the greatest videos you ever could make for me. Thsnk you so much chef vool
this run has been incredible so far. janassa, the bugs, and the creative solutions make this great.
Missed opportunity for "Chef Bezos" :(
Felt so right.
The master chef
5:37:25 nightshade and blue mountain flower make a fairly expensive damage magicka regen potion, and are super easy to come by. other ingredients such as blue butterfly wings also work.
Should have started in Cidna Mine.
Ha. When you asked what is the best way to whiterun, my brains auto-filled thought "through fire an flames"
This was hilarious and I hope to see more of these fun challenges, they're the best part of this channel but they aren't overdone and it's great. Happy Joovember.
Joov you should try SimonMagus’ cooking overhaul. It essentially accomplishes what you mention early in the vid about harder to obtain but more impactful food.
Should have called her Morthal Stewart.
*Steward
the title alone got me in the mood to cook, so i made this cheesy rice pilaf kinda thing, too much onion and red pepper, but damn good
Hey joov, If your still using the improved camera se mod you are able to edit your FOV permanently by hitting shift + ins. You can edit alot of values with the FOV and you dont have to ever use the console for fov again.
47:45 WHAT WAS THAT LOL
PLEASE do a "Druglord" run with all the skooma and weed mods you can find!! It would be SO funny. WE NEED THIS.
Remember, MARTHA.
Martha
Artha
Rtha
Tha
Ha
Artha
I really liked this because one of my more recent characters is a vampire chef build with an absurdly powerful fork and knife
You can get the amulet of articulation for a lil bit of armor and I think it will fit the character since Martha Stewart seems good at talking
Joov countin to ten taking his agonizingly painful sweet time😉 to do his quest of the mighty game of hideth and seeketh
Ok, now I want an indie GTA-clone where we follow Martha Steward's journey from celebrity-influencer to jailbird to street-thug to crime-lord-celebrity-chef. 😢
Some major Joov lore was dropped on the Raw Twitch footage... shame it got cut from the VOD version...
Enlighten the vod poors with your ancient wisdom
I feel like the real challenge was to make as little progress without chat noticing
Movarth’s Lair was brilliant!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
Honestly I have no idea who is Martha Stewart, or other some American only jokes or personalities are, but Joov videos are so entertaining idc about it
You missed the opportunity to play with the play as a gourd mod and be gourdon ramsey
I watched a scary movie and it was too scary so now I gotta play some Joov to calm me down.
I gotta start sitting in on these streams so I can backseat Joov i'm like screaming into the wind - lure the thugs into the vampire lair!
Oh good, the community's got me
Bolatro was great to watch Joov do more of it
Joov sounds like me rockstar and Bethesda games
Joov collab with Martha Stewart coming soon!!
Oooohh, I hope, I hope, I hope!
Holy shit. I'm fucking dying laughing at Thonnir just getting ass blasted in one hit. 1:57:19
Can't wait for 'becoming king of Skyrim by marrying the widow'
So we got the teaser of without leaving morthal. I think if joov continues the without leaving for the smaller cities it would be interesting to do the surrounding areas given they are outside not in a separate world space like whiterun. Otherwise the smaller settlements will feel the same.
I woulda gone with flames spells and a dagger. But Just a fork is good too :D
That foam thing is correct, if the foam dont releases on your cup, they release on your stomach, making you get bloated. BUT, it doesnt help with hangovers, the alchohol content stays the same.
I think your build would benefit a ton from COC'ing back to Realm of Lorkhan and getting Open Palm. Equip the fork in your left hand and you'll be doing 11 damage instead of 1.
Makes me want to dupe Wylandriah’s Spoon and Ysgramor’s soup spoon
im so stoked for this, one of my skyrim playthroughs was a gordon ramsay roleplay
1:58:36 Common Snoop Dog...Smoke out that vampire nest.... (>.
2:11:57 this made me laugh until I was snorting, top 3 Joov moment. Lmfao😭😭😭😭😭
Six hours??? We’re being FED
Oui chef
I think Zenithar would be the most suitable deity for Martha. With her level of influence, she must be a businesswoman at heart.
How does Zenithar feel about embezzlement and tax evasion? Is that seen as savvy practice or is it frowned upon do you think?
Don't forget the cardinal rule. Don't get caught
Annoyed at twitch for not notifying me for a 6 hour stream. Damn it
Joric said "I understand it now"
19:24 then 20:00 - Glad he caught my chat. I thought it was a good one too haha.
They will rename the town Marthal after you're done here Joov
Oh, I freaking love realm of lorkan.
I almost died laughing after Jenassa slooowly disappeared xddd
Please do a Tale of Two Wastelands video! I would love to see you play that!
I want to try and get this setup and some point !
@@DietJoovits not as hard to do as youd expect
@@thefloodwatch785 too bad some of the patches act up. I installed the unofficial patch and it still gave me broken locations (namely Bethesda Ruins and Eulogy Jones's Pad).
Joov i would love to see a pokemon style run where you capture enemies in some sort of ball and throw them out to fight your battles
I can’t escape jon taffer I’ve been watching every episode of bar rescue for the past week I can’t freaking escape I just wanted to watch Skyrim
... Should've picked jail every time she got caught for something and then added a 'jail count' :'D
1:15:00 The worst one was a Pirate themed bar, where the ONLY thing they had going for it was the aesthetic of pirates. And they completely removed all the theming.
Toning it down? Sure, the service was suffering from people acting rude or stupid and blaming it on the pirate act, but completely removing it? What's the point anymore?
love the white sweater joov
Don't knock the balatro vid. That was my intro to the game, got me to buy it, and now I have 188 hours in it.
Skyrim but you can only use your left hand
when?
Yay I loved this one we gonna sleep good tonight
2:13:00 this is peak joov
AND IF ANYONE DOESNT KNOW MARTHA WAS A BOP BACK INNA DAY
Love this idea wow.
I can't believe you nerfed yourself by not having the kitchen knife. You could of done a whole point of more damage.😂
"I found this new mod called realm of lorkan" laughs in 8 year old mod
Skyrim without leaving the horse when?
Are you going to do Dark Brotherhood? Since you get to be the Gourmand.
I feel like Martha should be allowed to use the Shiv.
Bretons are literally French
Breton is a real life group of people
Thanks to all the people in chat saying Hi, feels like we VOD watchers get to go to the cinema over a red carpet
9 point poison. Just 10x your damage 😂
Breton is French hense the breton shirt, bloody frogs 🐸
Holy shit wait I recommended this 😂
>Cook challenge
>Makes a basic looking woman
Hmm...
yay realm of lorkhan arc.
MORTHAL STEWART
lunasassassin is lying I have never heard anyone call Target "Targets"
Fork
my brudda u forgor 22:00 timeStAhmP!
Your comment flags ‘translate to English’ XD
You have met Igrod the younger before. You asked if you could marry her.
A 6hr one!!! Whoop whoop!!
I’m curious to if Martha Stewart was like the head chef their making the shitty food as salt and peppery as possible
Bro, I will give you a free shampoo, haircut and facial wax. Have mercy!
Would it be cringe to shoot my shot on the tubes??