Skyrim but I'm a Chef (gone illegal)

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  • @DietJoov
    @DietJoov  7 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

    Ended up having to audible into doing this rather than the fish challenge on short notice. This run is incredibly dumb, but I had quite a lot of fun with it. If you like nonsense challenges with crime, bugs, and the occasional monotonous grind....or if you just like making fun of The Food Network...this ones for you

    • @Spoodabandit
      @Spoodabandit 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or if you like making fun of how slow Joov is at his quests this one is MOST DEFINITELY for you it’s my favorite part even and it’s my favorite thing to clown him for than his skinny jeans or sometimes bad hair even though Joov is the most beautiful hooman

    • @DrAngryMongoose
      @DrAngryMongoose 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes Chef

    • @kijabifilms7264
      @kijabifilms7264 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Game manager skill set, high intelligence build

    • @HarlequinNymph
      @HarlequinNymph 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Skyrim, cooking, and Joov all in one 6 hour video. Absolutely but on a side note yes I would 100% haymaker my ass if I ever saw my younger self.

    • @ghostfinger6341
      @ghostfinger6341 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Skyrim but he cooked

  • @johnfiveash9459
    @johnfiveash9459 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +182

    I can’t wait for “buying every house in Skyrim but I can only chop wood”

    • @deroachmotel7576
      @deroachmotel7576 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I can see that

    • @richardmundlin9033
      @richardmundlin9033 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I think this is too limiting. Where is the need, or room, for innovation? ... Maybe build every house with a different limitation? ... Can only buy materials?

    • @freddiewithrow822
      @freddiewithrow822 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is a good idea

    • @nicosilvestro9739
      @nicosilvestro9739 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ahaha

    • @Jayrah7
      @Jayrah7 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or change that to "Can only do hard manual labor." Allow things like mining, fishing, farming. Maybe add some mods that make that more interesting.

  • @nyxknight4151
    @nyxknight4151 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    AT this point, we need a counter for how many times Joov ends up killing Benor

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      genuinely was upset he didnt load LMAO

    • @joshuawiener5003
      @joshuawiener5003 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Benor slipping off that cliff to chase an egg does not count because it wasn't directly Joov's fault. Did he try to grab the egg? Yes. Did it roll off that cliff directly due to his actions? Yes. But Benor made that choice and he dealt with the consequences. He did NOT need to get that egg for Joov.

  • @tygates4301
    @tygates4301 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    8:44 Bretons are named after a real celtic language / ethnic group in modern-day france! Specifically in the region of brittany. Breton names in oblivion are also very french inspired. So yes Bretons are french. It's also fair to say they're irish. (or british, or celtic more generally. i'm really trying not to be pedantic)

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I think initially they were meant to be a sort of medieval England and France mix. You're right about the actual Bretons, they have French names now, but if I recall correctly they were more... English in the original games.

    • @tygates4301
      @tygates4301 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ we’re not in any disagreement lol

  • @blkcatsasha
    @blkcatsasha 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Joov is my favorite. Especially when he's just Joovin' around being Joov Joovingly.

  • @KaiKai-d1w
    @KaiKai-d1w 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I'd like to mock you for taking five hours to make a bowl of soup, but I remembered it takes me 2 and a half hours to make onion soup irl

    • @anannoyedpanda
      @anannoyedpanda 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Comments like this make me thankful my fiancee babysits me in the kitchen to make sure progress is made 😂.

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      onion soup inherently does take a long time tho LOL

    • @M62s
      @M62s 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair onion soup takes very long

  • @BornRemaining
    @BornRemaining 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    The mod I use that makes food viable at all levels also makes them completely distinct from potions. While a healing potion heals its sum instantly, my modded food heals for however much health per second for w/e its duration is and sometimes has small buffs and/or a little magicka/stam regen on the side. A lot of dishes heal 15hp per second for 30 seconds, but there is a lot of variation. There's some really good stuff that's 15hp per second for 90 seconds, roast bear for 25hp per second for 5 seconds, etc.
    I'm running TheDinnerThief's Food Overhaul, Skyrim Food Expanded, Food Overhaul - Survival mode compatibility patch, Market Food Stalls - Fully Stocked, and Vendor Tweaks - Food and Cooking. All of this together 100% changes everything about the food in game to make it viable w/o being broken. Keep in mind that it still can't replace potions.

  • @azureking2980
    @azureking2980 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Is it bad I just want to see a stream of him picking a role, like a fisherman, and fish all day and sell his haul? See how long it takes to buy a house? 😂

    • @michaelburke9137
      @michaelburke9137 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      But until he gets a house he has to stay in an inn.

    • @quesott6600
      @quesott6600 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Also needs to be in survival and needs to cook with only his catch

    • @azureking2980
      @azureking2980 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yes to both of these. Lol

  • @Whateverimlate
    @Whateverimlate 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    47:46
    **teleports behind you**
    Nothing personal, kid

  • @anyoldthing
    @anyoldthing 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This was one of the best streams I've managed to catch. It was so much fun to watch. Thanks, Joov. After rechecking the stream, I was right. I would have felt so bad if I had commented after someone else, so I had to check. If I were actually playing, I would never have lived through that cave. That's why I watch Joov, and he has nice people in his community, although because I'm 61yld woman I feel weird sometimes because I type slow and don't know some Lingo also I'm too slow to answer people in the chat so I'm sorry if your one of them.

    • @sunshowers3838
      @sunshowers3838 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hell yeah, old lady gamer! Don't worry about your typing speed.

  • @raynorzeraph953
    @raynorzeraph953 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    thonnir getting absolutely folded on the first hit was comedy gold.

  • @eepy.stawbie
    @eepy.stawbie 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Martha Stewart, vampire hunter

    • @natashah3687
      @natashah3687 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'd buy that movie.

  • @zarahandrahilde9554
    @zarahandrahilde9554 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Really should have gone with a nordic translation of Chef as a name. Cus skyrim, you know.
    Which would be KOKK, btw.
    Chef Kokk.

  • @Searly255
    @Searly255 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    If you start this vod and wake up with a few minutes to spare then you've had a good sleep. 6 hours lets go

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is actually my plan lolol

  • @pugthemaster8
    @pugthemaster8 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Martha Stewart picking a vampire's pocket, getting sent back to the slammer, then getting out and breaking into the vampire's house in a revenge plot to get them killed by a horse might be the best hallmark movie of 2024

  • @snowblindNomad
    @snowblindNomad 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    So this is what Martha's doing while Snoop's in Fortnite....

  • @MahikanArcand
    @MahikanArcand 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    47:54 jorvic has ultra instinct

  • @dead_buttons
    @dead_buttons 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thanks for shouting out "The Rain Formerly Known As Purple." It was a great listen. Somehow reminded me of "Heavyweight" by Infected Mushroom, albeit lighter and more relaxing.

  • @healthkitt
    @healthkitt 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    So excited to see Joov discovered the Realm of Lorkhan start mod! It's one of my favorites. I hope he can use the 'join faction' area in it for a future playthrough gimmick someday.

  • @fredblues7175
    @fredblues7175 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Poor Benor, after what Jon (MaTN) put him through, are you sure he is ready for another relationship? Never mind, I guess he wasn't even up to a brawl!

  • @SimplyNotReally
    @SimplyNotReally 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a chef this is one of the greatest videos you ever could make for me. Thsnk you so much chef vool

  • @leam1978
    @leam1978 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this run has been incredible so far. janassa, the bugs, and the creative solutions make this great.

  • @seriouslydepressedproducer2894
    @seriouslydepressedproducer2894 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Missed opportunity for "Chef Bezos" :(
    Felt so right.

  • @leam1978
    @leam1978 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:37:25 nightshade and blue mountain flower make a fairly expensive damage magicka regen potion, and are super easy to come by. other ingredients such as blue butterfly wings also work.

  • @michaelburke9137
    @michaelburke9137 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Should have started in Cidna Mine.

  • @user-et6rz8qy4c
    @user-et6rz8qy4c 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ha. When you asked what is the best way to whiterun, my brains auto-filled thought "through fire an flames"

  • @natashah3687
    @natashah3687 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was hilarious and I hope to see more of these fun challenges, they're the best part of this channel but they aren't overdone and it's great. Happy Joovember.

  • @aerix1188
    @aerix1188 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Joov you should try SimonMagus’ cooking overhaul. It essentially accomplishes what you mention early in the vid about harder to obtain but more impactful food.

  • @LoneStarX
    @LoneStarX 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Should have called her Morthal Stewart.

  • @TheLifeOfDeekek
    @TheLifeOfDeekek 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    the title alone got me in the mood to cook, so i made this cheesy rice pilaf kinda thing, too much onion and red pepper, but damn good

  • @AndreBehnan
    @AndreBehnan 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Hey joov, If your still using the improved camera se mod you are able to edit your FOV permanently by hitting shift + ins. You can edit alot of values with the FOV and you dont have to ever use the console for fov again.

  • @CuteyHead
    @CuteyHead 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    47:45 WHAT WAS THAT LOL

  • @Creaturrous
    @Creaturrous 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    PLEASE do a "Druglord" run with all the skooma and weed mods you can find!! It would be SO funny. WE NEED THIS.

  • @ChikoonLeigh
    @ChikoonLeigh 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Remember, MARTHA.
    Martha
    Artha
    Rtha
    Tha
    Ha
    Artha

  • @BroIDK892
    @BroIDK892 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I really liked this because one of my more recent characters is a vampire chef build with an absurdly powerful fork and knife

  • @eyelessmartian6928
    @eyelessmartian6928 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You can get the amulet of articulation for a lil bit of armor and I think it will fit the character since Martha Stewart seems good at talking

  • @Spoodabandit
    @Spoodabandit 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Joov countin to ten taking his agonizingly painful sweet time😉 to do his quest of the mighty game of hideth and seeketh

  • @gheorghemosneaga5975
    @gheorghemosneaga5975 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ok, now I want an indie GTA-clone where we follow Martha Steward's journey from celebrity-influencer to jailbird to street-thug to crime-lord-celebrity-chef. 😢

  • @adamg0451
    @adamg0451 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Some major Joov lore was dropped on the Raw Twitch footage... shame it got cut from the VOD version...

    • @mattdillon8958
      @mattdillon8958 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Enlighten the vod poors with your ancient wisdom

  • @timmyhunt1539
    @timmyhunt1539 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I feel like the real challenge was to make as little progress without chat noticing

  • @Duendito
    @Duendito 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Movarth’s Lair was brilliant!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @azamatkenzhekhan
    @azamatkenzhekhan 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Honestly I have no idea who is Martha Stewart, or other some American only jokes or personalities are, but Joov videos are so entertaining idc about it

  • @Aceship
    @Aceship 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You missed the opportunity to play with the play as a gourd mod and be gourdon ramsey

  • @jamieh1847
    @jamieh1847 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I watched a scary movie and it was too scary so now I gotta play some Joov to calm me down.

  • @C0365086
    @C0365086 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I gotta start sitting in on these streams so I can backseat Joov i'm like screaming into the wind - lure the thugs into the vampire lair!

    • @C0365086
      @C0365086 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh good, the community's got me

  • @infinity4738
    @infinity4738 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bolatro was great to watch Joov do more of it

  • @kijabifilms7264
    @kijabifilms7264 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Joov sounds like me rockstar and Bethesda games

  • @Spoodabandit
    @Spoodabandit 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Joov collab with Martha Stewart coming soon!!

  • @smallsonline
    @smallsonline 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Holy shit. I'm fucking dying laughing at Thonnir just getting ass blasted in one hit. 1:57:19

  • @xedalpha1
    @xedalpha1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can't wait for 'becoming king of Skyrim by marrying the widow'

  • @smokestack_lightning_999
    @smokestack_lightning_999 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So we got the teaser of without leaving morthal. I think if joov continues the without leaving for the smaller cities it would be interesting to do the surrounding areas given they are outside not in a separate world space like whiterun. Otherwise the smaller settlements will feel the same.

  • @SparrowwithaMachinegun
    @SparrowwithaMachinegun 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I woulda gone with flames spells and a dagger. But Just a fork is good too :D

  • @BodeWinsGames97
    @BodeWinsGames97 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That foam thing is correct, if the foam dont releases on your cup, they release on your stomach, making you get bloated. BUT, it doesnt help with hangovers, the alchohol content stays the same.

  • @arcimpulse8254
    @arcimpulse8254 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think your build would benefit a ton from COC'ing back to Realm of Lorkhan and getting Open Palm. Equip the fork in your left hand and you'll be doing 11 damage instead of 1.

  • @VegaNorth
    @VegaNorth 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Makes me want to dupe Wylandriah’s Spoon and Ysgramor’s soup spoon

  • @thunderandreign
    @thunderandreign 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    im so stoked for this, one of my skyrim playthroughs was a gordon ramsay roleplay

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:58:36 Common Snoop Dog...Smoke out that vampire nest.... (>.

  • @Phiavueni
    @Phiavueni 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:11:57 this made me laugh until I was snorting, top 3 Joov moment. Lmfao😭😭😭😭😭

  • @cerestrial8591
    @cerestrial8591 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Six hours??? We’re being FED

  • @gr8stginge185
    @gr8stginge185 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Oui chef

  • @verneve
    @verneve 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think Zenithar would be the most suitable deity for Martha. With her level of influence, she must be a businesswoman at heart.

    • @Aceship
      @Aceship 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      How does Zenithar feel about embezzlement and tax evasion? Is that seen as savvy practice or is it frowned upon do you think?

    • @smokestack_lightning_999
      @smokestack_lightning_999 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't forget the cardinal rule. Don't get caught

  • @RobotTwinkie
    @RobotTwinkie 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Annoyed at twitch for not notifying me for a 6 hour stream. Damn it

  • @baldxiao
    @baldxiao 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Joric said "I understand it now"

  • @Mahqio
    @Mahqio 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    19:24 then 20:00 - Glad he caught my chat. I thought it was a good one too haha.

  • @rpkez8257
    @rpkez8257 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They will rename the town Marthal after you're done here Joov

  • @Christopher_Gibbons
    @Christopher_Gibbons 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh, I freaking love realm of lorkan.

  • @wiktorLicht
    @wiktorLicht 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I almost died laughing after Jenassa slooowly disappeared xddd

  • @kanetodd43
    @kanetodd43 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Please do a Tale of Two Wastelands video! I would love to see you play that!

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I want to try and get this setup and some point !

    • @thefloodwatch785
      @thefloodwatch785 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@DietJoovits not as hard to do as youd expect

    • @gheorghemosneaga5975
      @gheorghemosneaga5975 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thefloodwatch785 too bad some of the patches act up. I installed the unofficial patch and it still gave me broken locations (namely Bethesda Ruins and Eulogy Jones's Pad).

  • @borat_
    @borat_ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Joov i would love to see a pokemon style run where you capture enemies in some sort of ball and throw them out to fight your battles

  • @SilentiumLitwicks
    @SilentiumLitwicks 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can’t escape jon taffer I’ve been watching every episode of bar rescue for the past week I can’t freaking escape I just wanted to watch Skyrim

  • @MoonlitTheft
    @MoonlitTheft 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ... Should've picked jail every time she got caught for something and then added a 'jail count' :'D

  • @Tekshipie
    @Tekshipie 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:15:00 The worst one was a Pirate themed bar, where the ONLY thing they had going for it was the aesthetic of pirates. And they completely removed all the theming.
    Toning it down? Sure, the service was suffering from people acting rude or stupid and blaming it on the pirate act, but completely removing it? What's the point anymore?

  • @abbysmith5422
    @abbysmith5422 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    love the white sweater joov

  • @TheophilosPorter
    @TheophilosPorter 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Don't knock the balatro vid. That was my intro to the game, got me to buy it, and now I have 188 hours in it.

  • @elfpuffs1353
    @elfpuffs1353 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Skyrim but you can only use your left hand

  • @MrEvanNoyes
    @MrEvanNoyes 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yay I loved this one we gonna sleep good tonight

  • @colinmalott1270
    @colinmalott1270 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:13:00 this is peak joov

  • @Spoodabandit
    @Spoodabandit 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    AND IF ANYONE DOESNT KNOW MARTHA WAS A BOP BACK INNA DAY

  • @goodleshoes
    @goodleshoes 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love this idea wow.

  • @smokestack_lightning_999
    @smokestack_lightning_999 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can't believe you nerfed yourself by not having the kitchen knife. You could of done a whole point of more damage.😂

  • @totallyrealname6376
    @totallyrealname6376 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "I found this new mod called realm of lorkan" laughs in 8 year old mod

  • @J.Henrik_AKA_C4RNIVORE
    @J.Henrik_AKA_C4RNIVORE 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Skyrim without leaving the horse when?

  • @DrAngryMongoose
    @DrAngryMongoose 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Are you going to do Dark Brotherhood? Since you get to be the Gourmand.

  • @RH2993-r8s
    @RH2993-r8s 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I feel like Martha should be allowed to use the Shiv.

  • @parkerlarson6692
    @parkerlarson6692 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bretons are literally French
    Breton is a real life group of people

  • @nahriman3009
    @nahriman3009 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks to all the people in chat saying Hi, feels like we VOD watchers get to go to the cinema over a red carpet

  • @smokestack_lightning_999
    @smokestack_lightning_999 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9 point poison. Just 10x your damage 😂

  • @McCoventryUK
    @McCoventryUK 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Breton is French hense the breton shirt, bloody frogs 🐸

  • @Xzyphonos
    @Xzyphonos 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy shit wait I recommended this 😂

  • @klynt5392
    @klynt5392 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    >Cook challenge
    >Makes a basic looking woman
    Hmm...

  • @Zetrix125
    @Zetrix125 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    yay realm of lorkhan arc.

  • @VelverosaVelaryon
    @VelverosaVelaryon 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    MORTHAL STEWART

  • @raynorzeraph953
    @raynorzeraph953 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    lunasassassin is lying I have never heard anyone call Target "Targets"

  • @thecomfyshirt
    @thecomfyshirt 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Fork

  • @xbon1
    @xbon1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    my brudda u forgor 22:00 timeStAhmP!

    • @Aceship
      @Aceship 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Your comment flags ‘translate to English’ XD

  • @Aceship
    @Aceship 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You have met Igrod the younger before. You asked if you could marry her.

  • @Lordlysquire69
    @Lordlysquire69 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A 6hr one!!! Whoop whoop!!

  • @Spoodabandit
    @Spoodabandit 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m curious to if Martha Stewart was like the head chef their making the shitty food as salt and peppery as possible

  • @BornRemaining
    @BornRemaining 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro, I will give you a free shampoo, haircut and facial wax. Have mercy!

  • @christadarland5268
    @christadarland5268 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Would it be cringe to shoot my shot on the tubes??