When my grandfather was on his deathbed, he wanted to speak one final time with me. He said "You've grown so much... And become such a good man. Keep at that... and the world will become better around you..." and with his final breath, he said... "Confirmed...!" Rest in peace, grampa.
I like to imagine the letter to Camilla is literally just "Faendals real name is Pendall" and immediately she has no interest in him. Name reveals are the ultimate relationship killer.
"BASED DOLPHIN?" made me laugh so hard man. I pretty recently discovered your channel but I really enjoy all your content I've seen so far. You've got real charisma and the challenges you come up with are so fun and creative. Hoping to catch a stream live soon!
I did this style of build when lockdown happened and it was the most fun ive ever had playing an elder scrolls game! Dodging all the time to avoid losing your major buff from damage is such a high risk high reward style and i love it
The bit where Ulfric says "It is a misconception that people should not smoke" reminded me of all those yahoos on youtube that say that keeping good posture is bad.
Loving the Skyrim content recently, such complete chaos but so watchable... This started off on the second monitor on the VOD channel and quickly became first monitor material
In the spirit of the video, I decided to run my comment through a handful of different languages, ending with "Breton". Thanks, Joov, I hate it. :') "I’m a computer, but when I worry about you, you become a puzzle. Shida Raja, Juva
1:09 okay, i gotta object to this rank mischaracterization of the tumblr skyrim community. anyone who's actually spent too much time there could tell you the only sexyfication mods they're downloading are targeted at the land's bountiful population of middle-aged men
youtube ended up reccommending me the vods that went into this video and it got me back into Skyrim modding, i'm not sure what specific mods were used for the monk build here but i ended up using Adamant with the Hand-To-Hand patch to replace lockpicking with "security" which includes pickpocket, and replacing the pickpocket tree with a new hand to hand skillset. I also brought in other minor mods like VioLens so i could see those sweet, sweet unarmed killmoves on every kill and a few tweaks to unarmed as a whole, like "5x strength on unarmed enchantments" (because what the fuck are you gonna do when you put a grand soul gem and level 80 enchanting into something only to get 15 points of extra damage?) and one that gives a few points on unarmed after winning a brawl. I think there's another that lets alteration Flesh spells increase unarmed and block effectiveness, and part of the moddded skill tree allows "shell" spells (temporary protection from a single element) to apply that damage type to your fists, which combos spectacularly with the Apocalypse magic mod and Ocato's Recital within. had alteration maxed real damn quick my only trouble so far has been trying to find an animation replacer mod for the unarmed attacks that works with 1.1170 or whatever the current AE build of skyrim is. everything i see only shows off the third person animations and doesn't mention anything about 1st person so i can only imagine it's exclusively for third person anyway
IT'S FINALLY OUT! And I'm finally free enough to watch the twitch streams of the next Skyrim series let's gooooooo! At first I thought this was another mod but this one was still funny enough to be entertaining and the one punch twist made it all the better Maybe that's a future joov idea though because I've seen a mod (idk if it's open to the public yet I just saw it on a reel and that the guy got it made I think) where twitch chat can control what the npcs say
i love how the "final battle" with Alduin starts with an argument on whether or not to go on a vacation...'Come to Lake Moore' "NO! were staying Home Sweet Home!!"
19:07 Octatio's recital is your friend, havent watched the whole vid but its one of my favorite ordinator spells. (Casts up to like 3 spells when you enter combat automatically)
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ALSO IM LATE BUT I'LL HAVE THE MUSIC PLAYLIST IN DESCRIPTION LATER SORRY IM VERY TIRED WAS UP LATE EDITING TALK SOON BYE LOVE U
@@Joovhi daddy i miss you
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I'll stick to firefox
Level up with next gen spyware? No thanks!
Firefox Ublock and Sponsorblock
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_"You have to pay in advance to get the crack"_
That sounds completely on brand for a Riften guard
"Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person?" Is probably the most random and intimidating thing someone can just say lol
That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert.
I read this as soon as that came up in the video
By _Flour_ of all people
51:57 words to live by
This is an abomination of a Skyrim video, and I'm glad to have been a part of it. Thanks for checking out our mod Joov!
Idk if its already there but is this on creation club?
@@TheHK_47 it isnt
@@TheHK_47 I sincerely doubt Bethesda would put Badly Translated Skyrim on the creation club.
Is it on Xbox?
but why is everyone horny 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
This is where the real game begins.
Mitten squad? 😢
May he rest in peace. We miss you, Paul
@@jacobjacobboi Yes. RIP Paul 😞
This is where the real game begins
Rip
Paul
39:56 I love how nonchalantly Dolphin transitions from telling you to kill yourself to WW1
Esbren was a member of WHAT, Dolphin?!!
@@Savenya_Amari Don't ask Esbern what he was doing in 1916
This is a crazy comment without context
@@Savenya_Amari he was a member of a Canadian rench raiding unit. That's why she couldn't finish, his crimes were *that* horrifying
Must be a HOI4 player.
“I wanna show you something. Just with my hands.”
just gonna skip over the "i love you" part of that quote? how shallow... /j
The genuine "..c'mon.." at the end of that segment is what really made me die 😅
the courier is feeling a little *freaky* after traveling from the mojave to skyrim
If anyone said this to me IRL I would’ve run. 😭💀
Funny thing is, that works surprisingly well as an alternate title for this video
Ulfric Stormcock was probably the funniest translation I've heard
"Alcoholic Tumors"
That is Jarl Ulfric Stormcock to you!!
*Alfred and Stormcock
@@kaptanm_and_d5579" Watch your tongue ! You are talking about Ulfric Stormcock, the True High King of Skyrim !" 🗣🔥🔥🔥
Ulfrim Stormcock, Sigma of Wilhelm
"both consciously and unconsciously. Do you know your problem?" goes hard.
The Dragon saying “conversation” just to unleash absolute destruction is so Skyrim canon
Bro I read this as it happened 🤣
@@Stitch_666 Tame Impala mentioned 🔥🔥🔥
"If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." Damn....
Homelander ahh line
"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" has no business going as hard as it does.
Rick moment
I read that in my mind in Rick's voice😂
Mid episode but hard AF quote
@@Stitch_666rick friend
@@Balen- rick ross
48:00 The timing of transitioning from alcoholic tumors, to good bread in the desert, to Stormcocks was a fucking laughing gauntlet. Well done
i was literally crying 😂
Ulfric's flawlessly casual delivery of "Bit." to peace out of the conversation feels like some actual next gen slang.
I honestly thought he said "I put Skyrim between my legs, bet." in the slang way like saying "no cap" or something.
One of the loading screens says Alduin is the best waifu. 43:48
I saw it and couldn’t stop laughing for some reason.
> Potion of Develop Patience
Me turning my face like a dog refusing a pill
Man I'm loving the green screen skits at the start of the videos
theyre hilarious
When my grandfather was on his deathbed, he wanted to speak one final time with me. He said "You've grown so much... And become such a good man. Keep at that... and the world will become better around you..." and with his final breath, he said... "Confirmed...!" Rest in peace, grampa.
KILL CONFIRMED
Trimble!
37:28 in the words of slimecicle, “It’s called White run, not white float 10 feet in the air
“I have a recipe for you, his real name is pendall” is a bar of unbelievable cookage
I like to imagine the letter to Camilla is literally just "Faendals real name is Pendall" and immediately she has no interest in him. Name reveals are the ultimate relationship killer.
“Ah yes… Jarl BIG BALL”
44:16 Paarthurnax the therapist prescribing anti-depressants fr
Krosis....cirrhosis....alcoholic tumors?
You are Dragonborn because papa Talos got a bit too wasted one night...
49:05 "That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert"
- Flour
"That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert." Wise words from Flour.
49:04
I’m forever going to mentally insert “Snake Dogs” whenever I hear anyone mention Dragons.
I thought they were talking about Nightstalkers from New Vegas for a moment.
27:38 “ever wanted to punch an old lady in the face? Well, now you can.” I’m pretty sure that’s Floridas State Motto
8:21 "I am better than what god sent me" Actually iconic!
27:50 The way you folded “There is A Better Way” into the chest had me laughing so hard I fell out my bed, she really ate the chest with that one.
"How is it stored?"
"in the balls"
I died xD
Dude when I heard that I sighed and opened the comments. Lol
What about 200g worth of "special milk" tho? 😢
"Tell me"
43:18
I love this conversation. The game became self aware for a second and just had to be like "I don't understand what's happening either."
“Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person” is the most threatening line I think I’ve ever heard.
"your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer" is so fucking raw dude
That horse was the living manifestation of " i didn't hear no bell"
Came for the translations, stayed for Multi Melee man
3:27 its named that because thats what every alcoholic would say
This is what I imagine Cicero hears on a daily basis
why is the 4th quarter of this vid slap so hard. i loved the first parts but i was crying from laughter in the 4th quarter
"BASED DOLPHIN?" made me laugh so hard man. I pretty recently discovered your channel but I really enjoy all your content I've seen so far. You've got real charisma and the challenges you come up with are so fun and creative. Hoping to catch a stream live soon!
“I love you sir”
Thank you, I needed that today
The random bar brawl fuckin sent me💀
28:08, Rufus looking up at you like "What have you done!?" XD
“I don’t know if I should hit him” talking about the goat on the road 😭😭😭 oh noooo
I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time. Phenomenal stuff
I swear half of all your videos is you fighting some falmer over and over again and I fuckin love it! Keep it up Joob!
This might have honestly been the funniest youtube video I have ever watched
7:07 Delicious, delicious American Airlines.
10:32 "If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." had me dying!
🤣
I did this style of build when lockdown happened and it was the most fun ive ever had playing an elder scrolls game! Dodging all the time to avoid losing your major buff from damage is such a high risk high reward style and i love it
Omg that intro alone! 😂 I would love to see more Joov edited into the game, this was hilarious.
The production quality is growing stronger
The bit where Ulfric says "It is a misconception that people should not smoke" reminded me of all those yahoos on youtube that say that keeping good posture is bad.
I kept yelling "the Wheels HUNGER" whenever their was a carriage kill. LOL
Holy shit I was gonna clown on u for buying the drop zone spell so much. I screamed in joy when u used it 😂
Go see a movie!🥶
It is a misconception that people should not smoke 🥶
You must drink, you must drink!
Please let us know I am right
Now combine this with door randomizer and a Loot randomizer and you have a ultimate Skyrim randomizer
Loving the Skyrim content recently, such complete chaos but so watchable... This started off on the second monitor on the VOD channel and quickly became first monitor material
Please do a part 2 of this… this is GOLD.
One of the BEST videos you have done yet! THANKS JOOVY!~
In the spirit of the video, I decided to run my comment through a handful of different languages, ending with "Breton". Thanks, Joov, I hate it. :')
"I’m a computer, but when I worry about you, you become a puzzle. Shida Raja, Juva
1:43 What a Limmy reference 😂
this might be the funniest skyrim video i’ve ever watched
small chair 💅
43:50 alduin is best wifu.
Love the higher production quality on your recent videos. Keep up the great work!
This will be the first time I've ever watched an entire project from streams to main channel video! Love the work.
16:40 Sin is stored in the balls
"Your boo's mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is such a good line
"In the balls" I spit out my water lmao
I've seen the whole VOD. I didn't hesitate for a second to click this video anyway - for the edit. First minute in and I'm already glad I did.
Absolutely loved watching these on the VOD channel!! So funny!😂😂
When they said "tell me" I really felt that
Your videos never disappoint dude. Amazing video as always.
That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert.
Cancer tumors.
Alcoholic tumors
Your edits are insanely good.
joov thx for the content. People don’t realize how much funny videos can brighten their mood.
Love sleeping to your VODS, man.
Its insane that he did all of this and never found out about the gloves of the pugilist
"Alcoholic Tumours" is a sick heavy metal band name
When Paarthurnax asked him “why do you want to know about garlic.” And then flew in a spiral directly upwards I lost it 😂😂
Consecutive normal punches
1:09 okay, i gotta object to this rank mischaracterization of the tumblr skyrim community. anyone who's actually spent too much time there could tell you the only sexyfication mods they're downloading are targeted at the land's bountiful population of middle-aged men
Ummm real tumblrinas like our sexy men ugly
woah you have come so far. i absolutely love the intro on this. i literally sat playing skyrim watching this
youtube ended up reccommending me the vods that went into this video and it got me back into Skyrim modding, i'm not sure what specific mods were used for the monk build here but i ended up using Adamant with the Hand-To-Hand patch to replace lockpicking with "security" which includes pickpocket, and replacing the pickpocket tree with a new hand to hand skillset. I also brought in other minor mods like VioLens so i could see those sweet, sweet unarmed killmoves on every kill and a few tweaks to unarmed as a whole, like "5x strength on unarmed enchantments" (because what the fuck are you gonna do when you put a grand soul gem and level 80 enchanting into something only to get 15 points of extra damage?) and one that gives a few points on unarmed after winning a brawl. I think there's another that lets alteration Flesh spells increase unarmed and block effectiveness, and part of the moddded skill tree allows "shell" spells (temporary protection from a single element) to apply that damage type to your fists, which combos spectacularly with the Apocalypse magic mod and Ocato's Recital within. had alteration maxed real damn quick
my only trouble so far has been trying to find an animation replacer mod for the unarmed attacks that works with 1.1170 or whatever the current AE build of skyrim is. everything i see only shows off the third person animations and doesn't mention anything about 1st person so i can only imagine it's exclusively for third person anyway
It's the first person animation overhaul he mentions at 15:00
Joov and his team are amazing, i watched live this entire run. Great job Joov and team!!!
Tell me.
4:44 the search is crazy
I absolutely love when you release the video.
And I can't believe you worked in the good bread in the desert quote, that was legendary
Ulfric is very right and in no way wrong 👍
this is so funny i fell asleep watching a joov video. i wake up and apparently you uploaded literally minutes after i fell asleep
“He knows violence against women” made my stomach hurt
26:22 "this is for the adults!" was soooo funny 🤣
If you ever want an essential follower, drop a helmet near Farkas and let him keep it when he asks you about it.
🎉
IT'S FINALLY OUT! And I'm finally free enough to watch the twitch streams of the next Skyrim series let's gooooooo!
At first I thought this was another mod but this one was still funny enough to be entertaining and the one punch twist made it all the better
Maybe that's a future joov idea though because I've seen a mod (idk if it's open to the public yet I just saw it on a reel and that the guy got it made I think) where twitch chat can control what the npcs say
i love how the "final battle" with Alduin starts with an argument on whether or not to go on a vacation...'Come to Lake Moore' "NO! were staying Home Sweet Home!!"
If any of you comment that “x views joov fell off”, I swear to god nephew
19:07 Octatio's recital is your friend, havent watched the whole vid but its one of my favorite ordinator spells. (Casts up to like 3 spells when you enter combat automatically)
First? (Sorry I just want to be first for once)
The carriage rides were honestly part of my favourite parts, it was so great