[YTP] Shlock: Season 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- The inevitable collection, combining Shlock 4-6 into one tasty package for kids.
Tried a bunch of potential songs to replace the Shlock 5 theme, but every single one was taken down. Six tries later, I realised that what else goes through TH-cam's WONDERFUL system than CONTENT FOR KIDS? I would apologise, but TH-cam would take that apology down too for being too genuine.
Also, Pretty FlulF (For a WaW) coming out soonish.
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Wowee, I sure do love the British actor
*Looks at hand*
Bumpercar Candelabra
You mean Bonafide Cucumberpatch
You mean Benevolent Connecticut.
U mean Bulbasaur Chickenstrips?
Wait, I thought it was Benadryl Cumbersnatch?
@Let’s Switch It Up oh my fucking god i almost spat out my water
Still wondering why Benedict Cumberbatch hasn't seen any of these yet
the day that he does is the day that I ascend into heaven because that would complete my life
Ky Rich2003 i will be joining you then
Psycho Twixx Britishguy Sillyname*
Benevolent CaptainCrunch*
Bonerdink Cumbersome*
Nobody:
Shlock: Who is my *mum*
Not sherlock Shlock
Harneev D Corrected!
@@harneevkaurdhaliwal1723 2:07
No guys it's " Shlock 'Flatulent' Homs " .
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Get out, I need to go to my mum.
Shlock, covered in blood: take me
John: O_O
Only if i am kwenypopsicle
cherie ana John Castled?
*Do YoU kNoW dA mUfFiN mAn*
OnO specificly
O ∆ O
I think the best thing about these is that during those scenes when he is reading the fanfiction, they actually WROTE THAT. A whole page of Shlock and Joj-Wawsus fanfiction. 10/10
Gave us the ol' Shlock and Awe
It’s actually Fifty Shades of Grey... don’t ask how I know.
@@macki34549 No shame in recognizing poetry
Haydn Anderson although to be fair quite a bit is actually Numberer1 either making things up or splicing things
Poetry is one word for it 😂
4:44 According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly
“Why does your phone make that noise?”
“Means I got a sext.”
“So, every time they sext you, it makes that noise?”
*wild Mycroft appears*
“MINECRAFT!”
i thought he shouted MYCROFT
best joke in the series
Mycroft should just be called minecraft for the original sherlock seasons
Mycroft is just Minecraft and Microsoft
"You don't think he was murdered?"
" e h"
*Sus*
SauaS
_why does your phone make that noise?_
eh
*deep shlock moan*
1:26
"Ok tell me, how was he murdered?"
"He wasn't."
"You don't think it was murder?"
"A"
"A" really deep meaning
*eh*
Sus
Two men, a car no one else
Driver's drunk driving
09:07 Oh so that's how Shlock survived
When you are about to commit suside but the credits stop u.
Oof
Life be like:
"I feel the colour in my cheeks rising again. I must be the colour of The Communist Manifesto"
Pure poetry.
I love direct references to Fifty shades.
I like how you actually read the fanfic to get that.
You have to consider that he not only spent around a week or more just to edit everything, but he came with an Idea of a Fan-fiction, which has around 500-600 Words and is so perverted that no one even wants to read it.
I wonder how much time he spent on it
8:42 when your homie arrives at your house but you didn't tell him your address.
But your gf did 😂
Drivers trying to drive
What is the name of thats soundtrack?
@@Spalbeert Thats from Kill Bill
I only just noticed the background made up of his face lmaoo
*I MUST BE THE COLOR OF THE C O M M U N I S T M A N I F E S T O*
*IT WAS MORIORIARTY THE WHOLE TIME*
My communist manifesto, the most popular one, is white and purple.
Oh, no...
Minecraft
Oh no it was morearty the hole time
Your attention to detail is magnificent, Looks like someone's been watching too much Schlock.
_Get me some_
@@dracodeanglicus3857 *no*
Mrs Hudsooon!
@@Soir3997 GET ME SOME
*_No!_*
Remember: always watch the movie first or you’ll end up remembering all these random jokes in the most serious parts of the movies
True. I couldn't treat the Kill Bill sirens seriously, because watching this beforehand
@Jotaro Kujo noooo xD I meant the ACTUAL movies. You know Sherlock is a movie series right ? I meant that if you watch this before watching the movie series, you'll keep thinking about these jokes all the time
@Jotaro Kujo yeah i know lol
What if the movie or TV show sucks so much that you have to watch parodies to even remotely take it seriously?
Favorite lines
"Im Mr. Sex"
"Burn me"
“Two men in a car nobody else. Driver’s trying to drive. SuS.”
@@dracodeanglicus3857 *UpSiDe DoWn* "Sauace"
I love "I'm Mr. Sex" - I should not be attracted to Moriarty
@@lightjaguar5382 thx
this is more trippy then doctor strange
you mean doctor strangle?
I think you mean doctor who. Or professer why.
Than
sean olson ‘m y b o d y i s a l s o m a g i c’
‘o h’
*Doctor Strangle
8:31 That's just genius my dude
😂😂😂😂😂
*WHOO IS MY MUM?!*
STOP IT NOW!
"Your honour, whene-whene-whene-whene-whewhewhewhewhe"
"I don't follow"
"ooooooyyyyyyeeeeeeyyyyyyoooooooo"
*_THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MEEM, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?_*
Maybe we should just look for someone who's got a big cock.
9:07 Schlock has been saved by the end credits
XDDD
4:52 I applaud you for taking the time out of your life to create a smiley face on a random guys jacket for entertainment. I am overwhelmed with joy. Thank you
Uà
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@@jack0644 what
Your 1000th like here.
It's so cute 😭
holy shit the credits exploding through the roof killed me
And Shlock as they whisked him away into the stratosphere at the end.
That wasn’t really good was it?
I burst out laughing
7:30 I'm pretty sure that's what he's actually playing
.🤔😑.
Well I guess is pizza time then
xD im dyying at that scene
Ling ling alert
@@walterwhite4699 Doesn't look like it
9:08 I lost it.
The punchline hit me as hard as a flying credit.
It was too much to handle with
Federico+ mmmmmmmm
Hm
Mmmmmmm
Hm
Mmmmm
Hm
Mmmm
Hm
+yt_Inf1nity _STOP IT_ *NOW*
"The third orgasm puts me to sleep.
.
.
.
According to all known laws of a--"
Where is the rest of this masterpiece I ponder
Lol, I just looked it up and apparently that's 50 shades of grey😅😂
My like was 100th 😊
Sonic The Hedgehog mines was 130th
@@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario wait wait wait have you ever done PhilSwift YTP?
Aviation. According to all laws of aviation.
6:08 The detail put into that phone screen.
There's nothing wrong with *memes*
Jose Mauricio Lozada Tamsen what happened to memes?
*DO YOU UNDERSTAND?*
Jose Mauricio Lozada Tamsen memes used to be funny
Who. Is. My. Mum?
You should seeeeeeee meme.
That credits bit was a stroke of genius
4:42 I see that "According to all known laws of aviation". Don't think you can hide that.
I love how your credits get more and more inventive
6:13 that guy has no head 😂😂😂
Holy shit
Wo
Thank you😂
How did I miss that?
@@ingeaten i did as well XDDD
Still waiting for the other episodes of benevolent conneticut
Dunkirk Camberpatch is my favourite actor..
I think you mean flumpersnump clickenbitz
No it's bumbersnuck cabagepatch
powerful edgelord nah it’s bendthatdick pussysnatch
@@justme3457 i spilled on my tea
3:59 The Queen popping out the biscuit jar lmao
Also, the bowl of nipples at 1:30
that was the queen? i thought it was a dildo, dog, or a chikin
Holy shit I didn't notice
1:38 “sus” joke is WAY too ahead of it’s time
4:42
Not only is this a full page of Shlock fan fiction
But at the end you can faintly see the beginning of the bee movie script
This is amazing
I'm blind-
I'm fairly sure part of it is copy-pasted from 50 shades
Niiiiiice
OMFG I LOVE YOU
"According to science..."
8:55-9:06 has me in actual tears, oh my god
Did you put the subtitle on? Because this is even more hilarious with!😂😂😂
@@lenolioskeleton8906 oh dear god those subtitles are gold
@@retro34 heck yes xD
I'M EVAPORATING
How the actual hell did I not notice at 6:13 the cop with no head? This video has been out for three years and I still didn’t notice till now!
these just give me so much life
Ky Rich2003 same
What you are feeling actualy is endorfine and adrenaline beacuse of this video, aka, its funny.
1:53 “MYCROFT! [minecraft]” *TSSS*
*Explosion*
creeper:BOOM
9:05 me when the washing machine is roaring
"sToP it nOw!"
My God, that creeper really got me! "Minecraft!"
Awwwww man
1:38 he predicted it 4 years earlier
Ahead of his time
SuS was a common joke in YTPs
I honestly think there should be an oscar category for best youtube poop.
The "pizza time" at 7:35 killed me😂😆
'We have all been drugged'
YTP in a nutshell
6:42 the "fan" board shlock was holding before is now on the floor, the details man, this is completely useless but Numberer1 still takes hours and hours to do it just for our viewing pleasure, THANK YOU MATE keep up the incredible editing
6:55 the fish in the jar, that can still be seens afterwards at 7:03, dude I think I'm gonna spend the night just looking for every small details because this is amazing
Making the videos is fun, but there's nothing better than someone who appreciates the effort :D
Well I appreciate you!
I just had the mind to search up how many types of fans there are. There are actually three.
Mine eyes have been soiled.
Numberer1
What’s your opinion on the sun setter retractable awning.
The police man at 06:13 has no head
The "SHUT UP" scene has a dildo in the front
5:57
THERE'S A DEAD MAN HUNG TO THE CEILING OMG
Aycan Demirli it was just decoration...
It’s in the actual series too....
Aycan Demirli that actually was in the show
W H A T
@@yasminesedjari8081 wat
“Ok, tell me, how was how was he murdered?”
“He wasn’t.”
“You don’t think it was a murder?”
“Eh.”
4:51 Anyone notice the buttons?
Ethan Menear :-)
I did.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
:-)
.... no
1:17
Shlock be like: "she's beautiful"
dont ask what happened afterwards
0:48
JoJ: (farts)
CC: *[Music]*
Interruptus Contra Natura AHAHAHA I CANT
1:34 well him teleporting to a car in the woods is perfectly fine but then to australia Ridiculous
Sauce
Well he actually did that in his mind Palast if I remember right
SlelS
I’ve never seen this show, and your skills are so... unique? that I’m never sure what’s real or not
These vids are the funniest vids on TH-cam hands down 👌
Ben JZ So true
Hands are down
I need more of this in my life... please tell me there is gunna be more
6:13 headless police officer? Lol
So no one tooold you life was, gonna be this waaaay...
**gunshot**
**gunshot**
**gunshot**
**gunshot**
**gunshot**
Me: *crying* no more seasons of Sherlock have come out
Someone: it's okay
Me: 4:09
Ok me😂😂
That is truly me
You have been drugged. We have all been drugged
@@marcosdelacerda9874 *music plays*
How did it get into our systems, HOW?
@@alifsaleh6864 Get out, I need to go to my mum
Numberer 1, Awarded Best YTP channel of the year
WHAT ABOUT ME?.....No, you're right, he's the best, worst and most retarded YTP channel. Good on him.
MarvelKing 9000 wot
MarvelKing 9000 You might be good, I haven't checked yet.
Even if its not English, Mastercast is the best ytp channel, his editing skills are way better than Numberer1's
No, Awarded Best YTP channel.
4:26 Well, that was legit terrifying.
That turned into the clip of Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy.
Aphex twin!!
The bits with the title sequences flying through the air had me shrieking
Watch it with subtitles is better
There is no greater perfection than Schlock. A truly remarkable series. Incredible writing, and breathtaking dialogue. Such twists. God, I love it.
I saw this video in my "recommended" list.
Didn't know what it was.
Was not disappointed.
"I NEED A CAKE!" is what genuinely stuck in my head
It's an elegant quote.
'' THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MEMES, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!''
“two men and a car, nobody else.
driver’s tryna driving……. SUS”
“I NEED SOME. GET ME SOME.”
I feel bad if I don't watch this video on a daily basis.
The transition at 7:05 is so satisfying
Waiting for the Collab
Birdemic: Shlock and terror
4:00-4:30 is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Never stop memeing, ever.
1:38
"Sus"
*Enters barbaric rage*
4:56 I just watched this video for the millionth tine and only just noticed that smile on his shirt. The editing and detail in numberer1's videos are outstanding.
Should be 4:52
2:41 the fact that it's showing all of bennytick cucumberpatch's names is amazing
Shlock - Season 2:
A Scandal in a Half - Dr... Which One? No matter, one of them... and Shlock got a mysterious case that leads to a cold trail of sexual innuendos made on purpose as a test. The trail leads to another journey of drugs - some caused anger, other drugs made Irony Peddler look like that one Doctor I can't recall. However, Shlock doesn't think it's a murder case and it really isn't... it's an attempt at making a live version of a Shlock-son fanart. Mycroft also decides to visit Shlock and things turn royal really fast.
The Fidget-Spinners of Baskerville - Shlock and Dr. Whatcholookingat, son get involved in a case of Henry Baskerville's missing rooster and they decide it's okay, so they go on a sort of holiday trip to get away from the drugs and investigate the scene sober for once. But not all was as perfect as they had intended. First, they lost a bet about some guy's rooster, then Shlock gets upset about his friendship over that bet, but the worst of all was that some drugs somehow got into the doctor and Shlock. But how? HOW?? It was the fidget-spinners! They were in fact fans that were venting experimental drugs and causing hallucinations, even at the time of Henry's childhood.
The Re-creditback Rise - Shlock and Dr. Who got into a trial somehow, but in reality, they are into a deeper VR transe caused by a new drug, created by Jim Morioriarty himself. A plan that goes deeper than the Matrix's rabbit hole where Shlock and Jim have to prove they can overcome the insanity, a masterplan to destroy Shlock forever. For once, Jim Morioriarty isn't shlocking around but Shlock finds the Sauce of All Problems and Jim becomes insane! But can Shlock survive the rise of the credits and finally have his creditback once and for all?
"According to all known laws of aviation" plz tell me you guys caught that at the bottom of the fan fiction
Eggplant Emoji Ikr I thought I was the only one
*So no one told me Shlock was gonna' be this way.*
*FOUR LOUD SLAPS OF THE LIKE BUTTON*
*shlock slamming into a desk four times*
Free HD McGee *four
Free HD McGee *SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS GAY*
*FAP FAP FAP FAP*
“No Rush” brilliantly inspired !
All of this is like a really bad trip ! Nightmarish.
"I'm your kweeny popsicle"
Where did you get that. That needs to be my ringtone.
It sounds like the text to speech from GoAnimate
I swear it's from blackadder
*_WOOF WOOF!_*
3:01 Sherlock literally becomes L
All might I need a cake as well
Omg I get that reference
150th!
I need a CAKE
Shlock me
I would pay to see an actual season of Sherlock acted out like this
Well season 4 _was_ basically like that...
The subtittles are so...
I'm crying. This is too funny for me
...Yeah but subtitle writers are supposed to actually write what the Subtitles are for which means actually making subtitles no matter how stupid the Video may be
Imagine being deaf and not being able to understand 80% of the Jokes in this Video because of the bad subtitles....
Welp that got long and yes I get what you mean...xD
Charlett Sophine that’s why there is also auto generated and a lot of you tubers don’t put subtitles unfortunately
get the frock out of my room im playing Mycroft!
9:07 Ah yes, the credits stopping Shlock from suicide. That's my favorite show right there.
I keep replaying 4:08
Same it is so funny
NOO ITS
N A T
@@flippityflop8656 its ok you've been drugged... *we have all been drugged*
This is seriously my favorite YTP series lol
I love how he lets out little farts as he laughs
Oh man, its the middle of the night and I'm lying in my bed and laughing my ass of while my whole family is trying to sleep.
Pretty embarrassing tbh
The John's face on the Irene's killed me
Schlock season 2 will always be my favourite
Mercedes Heydrich just wait until season 3
8:06 that sombra "boop" tho
"there's nothin' wrong with meme"
whoever wrote that fanfic at 4:41 is an amazing writer im crying
Her name is EL James
4:51 ok he's gotta do something funny with these weird buttons.
4:55 shit he already did.
It's so weird how well he masked the extra buttons
I didn't even notice at first
Lmaooo you got someone to voice over an entire custom Arrested Development opening ily
That moriarty “no rush” thing was absolutely perfect
Did anybody else pause at 4:41 to see what was actually written?
I did
Saltiest Walrus Ah yes but did you also notice that the final paragraph of that FanFic was just the script for the Bee Movie 😂
Yes, and I have never laughed harder
whatthefuckwhatthefuckqhatthefuck
@The Slow Bro nah man, it was Morioriarti! :')
Came as fast as I can
BurntCrumbs consult a doctor
Skypcharge Plays I flooded my house D:
Jerrycan man but when I do its really painful and it burns
I was right behind.
Would you mind slipping your hand into my pocket?
These videos are criminally under viewed. Pure gold.
i love how Numberer 1 writes a whole chapter of smut for this video
Ikr! Lol! 😆😂 I love when YTPERS do that!
Numberer1 has number one in his name for a reason. These are absolute comedy gold. Thank you my man, for these 9 minutes of my life that I just wasted watching a TH-cam video, and writing this comment. No regrets were made today.
8:38-8:50 so stupid but so funny
What's the bit of music called
oh man dude...now I cant stop laughing my fucking ass off omg fuck you
1:37 oh my god i cant take it anymore
The M. Shadows edit at 8:04 was so goddamn random lol
A fellow A7X fan, I see