9:44 minutes of overused memes with a shit quality of 720p. That's all. (/ಠ⌣ಠ)/ and I'm 4 months late. Part 2: • Detroit: Become Humid ... Part 3: • Detroit: Become Derang...
I love it when Connor suddenly started speaking in Japanese ( and also answering Hank’s question properly) and Hank gave that response. it just really matched lol
3 years ago, I lost my shit at this. 3 years later, I appreciate the details I've missed AND lose my shit at the same time. This should be the definition of a YTP, can't wait to rewatch this and say the same thing in 2038
The dramatic reveal of the canvas and it being blank save for two lines will never not be hysterically funny to me 😂 so many jokes in here pack the same sort of punch in the best way; so many laugh out loud moments. These have gotta be some of my favorite videos on the internet years later. Glad I revisited them :)
he just ruined that line for me now i can't stop hearing "if it falls *IT FALLS* " like when was watching the video i was even trying to say the line in sync
i wish i could like this video thousand times!!! i never laughed THIS MUCH watching a video! my lungs are hurting now XXDDD YOU ARE SUCH A FREAKING GREAT EDITOR!!
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"I don't have a gun"
*Pulls out a gun
"You're lying!"
“I trust you.”
*_”NO!”_*
y O U l I Ed tO mE
*_that’s not possible_*
Omae wa mou shinderu
@@lunatm.4226 Nani
"I'm the emotional shock sent by life."
- Anxiety
@Otto Middleton lol
@Otto Middleton no NO PLEASE don't do that 3:56 XD
That was the first funny thing I laughed in this video btw I watched this 3 months ago you unworthy demon
MY NAME IS LANCE, IM THE EMPTIONAL SHOCK SENT BY LIFE
Catte Official some say I'm still laughing to this day
4:16 I have no clue why this caught me off guard but the disappointment in Conor’s voice made it even better
Oh…
poor guy
*O h....*
Oh...
Oh
Connor shooting Chloe before Kamski even finished his sentence had me in tears from laughing, that timing was great.
Honestly, so me during my first playthrough.
Literally anyone(including Kamski): Shoot-
Me: OKAY! *kills*
i died laughing when kamski said "fascinating" after connor interrupts and kills chloe
Hank: "Why did you shoot?"
Connor: "I could, that's all"
Straight up me playing this game
FaScINaTiNg...
“Shoot her and I’ll-“
*Gunshot*
“FASCINATING”
*pulls out gun aggressively*
"I DON'T HAVE A GUN!"
You're lying!
@@retrogamer2774 how did you know? 😂
I know you have a gun!
RetroGamer you have to trust me
@@julioaditya5876 i trust you
"If it falls...i t f a l l s"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Together we can *stop* this!
People die when they are killed
When you die you don’t live anymore
Nepuru oh god why did I think so hard about that Afrika thing fuck me
and speed chess is chess
I love it when Connor suddenly started speaking in Japanese ( and also answering Hank’s question properly) and Hank gave that response. it just really matched lol
Where?
I only heard that they were talking in English and in Russian.
@@user-bn3by3rk3v I don’t really recognise them speaking in Russian but Connor’s Japanese line starts at 4:27
he says
アンドロイドは人間と共存できるようデザインされています
* can’t *
I only do Japanese, Spanish and etc…
never really learnt any Slavic languages. soz.
8:37
“We’ll do things together” 😂 *Eyebrows, going up and down* 😂
Buys Hank a drink
*immediately spills it*
No offense did you expect a name bullying is something repeated and t- (rembers Conner being a asshole and etc)oohhhh
Wonders of technology
mood
*"I'll buy you one for the road."*
He didnt give the drink to hank he gave the drink to the floor
“Car”
“My name is car”
*BEEP BEEP*
Dont believe what hank is name hank's real name is car beep beep hahahhahahah
My name is motorcycle
I'm the motorcycle who can talk and I'm a robot motorcycle..
Oops is time to go
🏞️
🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏍️
*Brummmm brummmm*
LOL
@@jhuricpaulgranada7623 u make absolutely no sense at all
Hello, I am the emotional sHoCk sent by *life.*
2:38 この筆の動きじゃ絶対こうなるだろってずっと思ってたからめちゃめちゃ笑ったwww
丁寧な日本語翻訳が付いてるの愛を感じる
“My name is captain coc, I’m the emotional shock sent by life”
Coc, 2038
I felt that
Lmao broke my lungs
Haha
I think instead of shock it was chalk
"I trust u"
"No"
*The negotiator*
Lmao
This video is me in a parallel universe ;).
"You lied to me"
"That's impossible, Daniel"
*The negotiator*
“Are you armed?!’’
“I don’t have a gun! *pulls out gun*
@Federal Bureau of Investigation I’m telling you the truth daniel!
Connor: gets on computer
Computer: verify “I’m not a robot”
Connor: Oh🙂
0:42
"I'm not armed"
he be just gaslighting 😂
"you're a meme, connor."
"just a meme."
"You're a meme Connor..."
"I'm a wot?"
"Just a meme"
whens that?
*"hello darkness my old friend" playing in the backround
28 STAB WOUNDS
yoU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, H u H ?
-I'm connor, an android sent by c...
-No, please don't do that
*personally my favourite*
3:57
28 колотых ран
You didn’t leave him a sans HUH?!
Conner Nights of nights 4:10
Sorry u mean *am the
My name is connor,I'm the android sent by cyberli. No please dont do that. *self destructs*
4:14 「私はロボットではありません」が好きすぎるww
In English, please
@@tbopetc4390 4:14 I like "I'm not a robot" too much (lol)
I'm Japanese, so I'm not good at English. I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
@@redbullf1378you did a great job , your english is pretty good
@@tbopetc4390Not everyone speaks English 😐
@@MillieDuuits a joke
3 years ago, I lost my shit at this.
3 years later, I appreciate the details I've missed AND lose my shit at the same time.
This should be the definition of a YTP, can't wait to rewatch this and say the same thing in 2038
“You’ll be deactivated”
“Thank you, Amanda”
*Depression has entered the chat*
"I have a surprise! You are going to die!"
"YES!"
-Happiness- has Left the chat
Eu li *Amada* ;-;
F in the chat
@@espressocookie8965 me in a nutshell
"My name is Connor.
Im the Android sent by c-"
*Stress level raises*
"NO ! No. Please dont do that"
*slam*
TWENTY
ACHT
УДАРОВ НОЖОМ
@@bitterjames XD
Yes I will keep saying my name is Conner and I’m the android sent by cyber life
@@naterocker0590 *stress level raises* no...no please don't.
I got the 666th like
The Coffee scene was easily my favorite, that "Connor.exe stopped working" made me laugh so hard.
4:14 absolute comedy gold 💀
"Jesus Christ"
"No, it's me Connor"
-Connor and Hank 2038
@marina sev no captain coc the emotional shock sent by life
You mean 2038 :)
@@bonami1 oh yea i missed that
its 2021 and this is still funny
"I'm the android sent by Cyberlife"
"I'm the emotional shock sent by life", me every day
Thats detroit become human for you l😂😂
My anxiety waking me up every day
I heard it like "i'm the emotional sock send by life" for the first time
OH MY GOD! I'm in tears! 😂
detroit become Jersku XD
4:47
How he tilts his head to the side in confusion is cute as-
Markus: saving the androids.
Kara: saving the little girl.
Connor:savin'da fishy...
daniel: “are you armed?”
connor: *pulls out gun*
connor: “no”
SailorSleeper101 Connor: i swear im not armed
SailorSleeper101 “IM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH DANIEL”
Ага🤣👍
🇸🇮 РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЕД!!!💪
Is this really what you want?
"my name is car"
*Click, click"
I died-
Beep beep
beep beep
*beep beep*
B E E P B E E P
1:42- there are layers of pain behind that smile
1:17
ここの流れ好き過ぎる
"Im the emotional shock sent by life"
Same Connor...
0:22
I think you mean... *c0cK*
0:19 to 0:25
That's a major league mood
Agreed
"Jesus Christ"
"No, this is Conner."
No this is Patrick.
if only he used that meme
No, this is ur mom ur grounded son.
I can't breath! I am laughing so hard right now!
Bruh not conner.. Connor!!!
“Um, Patrick.. that’s the name of the restaurant” lol
毎日見てるのに
3:19 I'm Batman...NiCe CoAt
で毎回声出して笑ってる
日本語訳の方もセンス抜群で素敵
5:38
Simon: Welcome to Jericho
Also Simon: 👁️👄👁️
mark: gets out from jericho boat
"I'm the emotional shock sent by life."
honestly same
odd_linx *CRAWWLING IN MY SKIINN*
odd_linx
Too true
@@natsuki5439 I'm a huge fan. :D
@@reynanlamsen2007 THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
gasp
you copied Jersku
"Destroy this machine a-"
*shoots*
"Fascinating."
Agreed
lol thanks for dem likes
Hiii Simops 😂
@@luki5110 bruh
I laughed so hard I dislocated my shoulder
5:47 When I try to get into my locked house.
最初の１分で腹筋崩壊したわ
“Do you have a gun?”
*Whips out gun*
“NO”
„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"
@Shamimtaz Kalpona TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!
@Shamimtaz Kalpona O
@Shamimtaz Kalpona He will die so no. Let him push me off. I'll be back next morning.
@Shamimtaz Kalpona I can't die,you know?
“My name is ｃａｒ”
Me: beautiful name
Early Kara hit a car.
@@a-4eskyhawk Early Kara was hit by a car* :)
My name is K A R
It's better than my name oof
BEEP BEEP
This video was made 4 years ago today. Happy birthday
oh shit
This video was made 5 years ago today. Happy birthday
0:36 “I don’t have a gun” even tho he literally pulled out a gun had me dying 😂
YOU'RE LYING!
@@foxtrot7557”That’s Impossible Danial.”
@@titanicandothershipstudies4202"I trust you... "
“ *I'm the emotional shock sent by life* ”
damn, I felt that
*Deppression in a nutshell*
same
e
Lol
Mood
"Destroy this machine and I'll--..."
_Connor shoots_
*F A S C I N A T I N G*
He's very eager to finish the investigation early
haha 420th like nice
he heard "Destroy this machine..." and couldn't wait to hear the end of the sentence.
“Why did you shoot?”
Connor: KiTcHeN GuN
BANG BANG BANG
I come back to this video at least once a year. It truly is a joy to watch
Deviant:I TRUST YOU
Conner:NO!
*shoots each other
**DED** **omae wa mou**
Spinge bill XD
@@FroppyKai nani!!!!!?!!!??!?!
btw connor not conner
0:50
Hank: "My son, what's his name?"
Connor: "Connor"
Hank: " DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON!"
Dank*
It's official. Connor is Hank's adopted son 😂
Perfect
Fallout refrence. LAST LINE thanks.
666th like
4:39 this Mario slap sequence is amazing 😂
it's surprising how the incredible effort put in to the multi language subtitles is going unnoticed!
-Destroy this machine, And I'l...
-*Shoots*
-FaScInAtInG
Bwahahaha! He cut him off lol.
Fascinating...
A machine doesn't need to know what it's reward will be if it obeys.
What could be worse than having to choose between two evils?
To chew two evils?
@@cooldevildjva1246 n o m
*🔲 I'm not a robot*
"...o h "
O
H
That’s one of the best jokes Iv ever seen in a YTP holy crap 😂
4:16
Not to be rude but i made this first but got less attention ;-;
@@Optical_Dogey Ah, sorry about that. I couldn't see any similar comments to this one when I posted it >~<
TH-cam's comment system is kinda messy tbh.
What kills it for me is when Connor deliberately pulls out a gun for Daniel to visibly see, and Daniel goes “I know you have a gun!”
8:56 Lost my shit at "You're a meme Connor. Just a meme."
"Are you armed?!"
**whips out gun** "I DON'T HAVE A GUN"
*you're lying!*
@@quicksilvergaming7768 *I'm telling you the true Daniel*
*I know you have a gun*
*You have to trust me Daniel*
*I wanna car*
4:15 *(opens computer)*
⬛ I am not a robot
Connor: oh
task failed successfully!
Lol
l am not robot 🤖
Connor: I always accomplish my mission
Soldiers: That’s a Android!
I love how the quality improves with each one of these
its been 6 years and this video still has me in tears, congratulations
"If it falls..."
*_"It falls."_*
hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor
If I shoot it, it gets shot
If I die I die
Sounds like Flex Tape
Ahhh yes
Speed Chess _is_ Chess.
*whips out gun*
“i don’t have a gun”
You’re lying!
I’m telling you the truth, Daniel!
I *know* you have a gun!
You have to trust me Daniel!
I want a car!
“You’ll be deactivated”
“Thank you Amanda” 😂
You're a meme connor, just a meme 9:05
Amanda: I have surprise for you Connor,you will be deactivated
Connor: Thank you!
You are a Czech?
Yes i am
Amanda:"We will do things together...(creepy face)"
@@amitr24242 but i hate MILFs
@@potatoesgoodfood80Amanda: you're welcome >;)
"You lied to me"
"That's impossible Daniel"
"I trust you"
" *no* "
@Lev games channel тут соглы
@Lev games channel возможно)) я этого не отрицаю
Crunchy McCrunchBoi it’s on 666 *SATAN*
don't ruin It
Aaron 654 ?
日本語字幕めっちゃおもしろいwww
Lieutenant: f**k you
Connor: thank you lieutenant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"ARE U ARMED"
*PULLS OUT GUN*
"Im not arm"
"YOUR LIEING"
0:35
No u
...
🤦🏻♂️
@@mihaithecool *no u*
Daniel:Are you armed?
Pulls out a gun
Connor:No i don't have a gun
You’re lying!
@@Alex-uq1el I'm telling you the truth Daniel!
I *know* you have a gun!
@@Alex-uq1el You have to trust me Daniel!
I want a car!
The subtitles make it funnier :D
6:27 "jesus christ"
"no,it's me connor"
Bennet Groesser 😂
*connor
It's Jason born
Im probably the only person who will get this: ??
" jesus Christ!! "
" no im Castiel "
@@miacutiea5079 You are
"Nice girl. Nice place. Nice place- girl. Nice girl-place"
*It's not a girl*
"Nice place"
*I T S N O T A G I R L*
“It’s a girl that looks like an android”
*It’s a trap*
Entropy *slowly backs out*
7:03
“It’s not a girl”
“I T S N O T A G I R L”
“It’s a girl”
Thank you for these amazing closed captions. Instead of ones that don't match the words, we get ones with faces.
That "Connor.exe is not responding" joke cracked me up way harder than it should've
*pulls out gun* “I DONT HAVE A GUN”
Youre lying!
@BlueXD I know you have a Gun!
@BlueXD Ok.. i trust you.
Puts gun away YOU LIED TO ME
Wyan anna wanna car
Connor: **Buys drink for Hank**
Also Connor: *SPILLS HIS DRINK*
A savage move for sure!
That just feels like a huge flex.
The wonders of technology...
See Jimmy tecnology
*a true savage*
"You're just a meme, Connor."
The dramatic reveal of the canvas and it being blank save for two lines will never not be hysterically funny to me 😂 so many jokes in here pack the same sort of punch in the best way; so many laugh out loud moments.
These have gotta be some of my favorite videos on the internet years later. Glad I revisited them :)
"Car"
"My name is Car"
*beep beep*
My favorite part😂
Sonic 09 I wanna Kar
My name is Kar
*beep beep*
1:21
0:45
*Kara hit it*
Twenty aucht УДАРОВ НОЖОМ,my favourite part
💀💀💀
[Buys another drink]
[Pours out drink]
*F A C E P A L M*
Kayagorzan
Hank: *Flips Connor Off* Wonders of technology
2:00
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! SON
W O N D E R S O F T E C H N O L O G Y
That's what I call wasting money
笑いました😂
面白い動画をありがとうございます！！
Legend has it that Connor is still saying his serial number
"What's my dogs name..."
"I L I K E D O G S."
"That settles it! Shoot him, lieutenant!"
What's wrong about that? I like dogs!
🤣🤣🤣
“My son, what’s his name?”
@Noah Leopold “D O N ‘ T Y O U T A L K A B O U T M Y S O N”
*_its 2019, why is this still my sense of humour_*
Because you have an amazing sense of humor like me.
#YTPforever
“Mood,” as the millennials say.
I'm still laughing at reverses I guess I'm always young
ikr
same lmfao
Watching this with captions was the best decision I've ever made
Here I am, 4 years later, and the Detroit comunity still have some of the best content in the gaming community
*IF IT FALLS* (looks back dramatically) *IT FALLS*
he just ruined that line for me now i can't stop hearing "if it falls *IT FALLS* " like when was watching the video i was even trying to say the line in sync
Daniel: “are you armed?!”
Connor: *pulls out gun* “no”
YOU PEACE OF SUS
Ugly God um okay what does that mean
@@lillie9622 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!! HUH
Ugly God okay no
Ugly God you’re fucking cringeworthy as shit
i wish i could like this video thousand times!!! i never laughed THIS MUCH watching a video! my lungs are hurting now XXDDD YOU ARE SUCH A FREAKING GREAT EDITOR!!
4:32 slapping intensifies
"If it falls, it falls"
Did you expect a name? Exactly
fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YOU WHAT!?
That was reply to this guy whose got a nick "did you expect a name" that guy who made video
I'm the 1000th like
"-Why did you shoot?
-I could. That's all."
He's definitely a meme.
Just a meme
@@nicholaslokos7949 proceed with Connor's death sound AKA the windows closing sound.
@@albertolazo-mons6018 for some reason my brain keeps looping the Yoda death sound instead of the Windows shutdown noise
You’re just a meme, Connor.
“Am i a living being? Or just a meme😔?”
“You’re a meme, Connor. Just a meme. 😐”
I keep coming back to this, this is still hilarious!!
This is truly masterpiece
"If it falls..."
......
"IT FALLS"
☆^☆
IMPOSIBLE
BRUH!
Hank: Why did you shoot?
Connor: I could. That's all.
Androids are psychopaths confirmed!
loomman529 HAHAAAH!!!
@Человек Какой-тоYes, I did..?
This is my first video of this guy and I’m already subscribed
Connor: Am i a living being...
Or just a meme?..
Hank: You're a meme, Connor.
Just a meme.
Autumn Sayers that probably the best one
He's the meme sent by Cyberlife
If it falls, it falls
me: no, you are the ource of 99% of stress meme
You're a wizard, harry
"are you armed?"
*emotional shock sent by cyberlife pulls out gun*
"i don't have a gun daniel"
"you're lying"
@Abigail Pritchard Captain CooC: "You have to trust me, Daniel!"
"i wanna car"
„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"
@@existingisasin “Is this really what you want?”
@@Serapher "you lied to me"
3:11 should put in “ what the hell are you Jesus Christ